Boris The Budget Border Police (Contraband Police part 1)

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  • Опубліковано 2 лют 2025

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  • @atropabelladonna12
    @atropabelladonna12 Рік тому +826

    I would absolutely watch a 12+ episode series of this game by Boris. Will he fall to the temptation of bribery when things get tough, or will Boris stand tall and proudly arrest everyone who DARES sully the glory of Acaristanska!

    • @riobagaskara6382
      @riobagaskara6382 Рік тому +14

      this game made for him, likely.

    • @SebastianDeVries-ol5iq
      @SebastianDeVries-ol5iq Рік тому +5

      I 100% Agree

    • @RX_linear
      @RX_linear Рік тому +3

      Aye

    • @The_Modeling_Underdog
      @The_Modeling_Underdog Рік тому +1

      Count me in.

    • @Tomazack
      @Tomazack Рік тому +1

      I just bought this game, and it is really fun. But I'd rather watch more Boris in old Sovjet times spreading propaganda posters and selling contraband to the highest bidder.

  • @user-me6td1up1m
    @user-me6td1up1m Рік тому +354

    Ok, I laughed out loud at Boris reading the Cyrillic letters with the correct pronunciation, even though they’re being used stylistically to spell an English word. I do exactly the same thing whenever I see that.

    • @Tom--pf8ub
      @Tom--pf8ub Рік тому +18

      I was really hoping he'd do that! It also shorts out my brain

    • @planken203
      @planken203 Рік тому +14

      as an english person learning russian, i actually do this to practice my pronounciation

    • @user-me6td1up1m
      @user-me6td1up1m Рік тому +7

      @@planken203 I’m also first language English and learning Russian, but I think I’ve been doing it to humble brag that I know multiple languages.

    • @planken203
      @planken203 Рік тому

      @@user-me6td1up1m fair enough matey

  • @DjangoUnSkilled
    @DjangoUnSkilled Рік тому +494

    Please do another one! The campaign has so many good encounters. Like, I want to see Detective Boris in action!

  • @tryx3651
    @tryx3651 Рік тому +848

    Least toxic border crossing experience:

    • @DollyBoy_1923
      @DollyBoy_1923 Рік тому +12

      I was the like before 70

    • @j.t.7264
      @j.t.7264 Рік тому

      Every time I come back to Britain where I've worked and lived for 10 years after visiting family in my home country, the border staff at the airport are unbelievably toxic, they really show in their faces how much they despise the fact that I dare set foot in their country.

    • @Deepfried900
      @Deepfried900 Рік тому +5

      Yeah it was actually less toxic than most border crossing experiences

    • @smileysatanson3404
      @smileysatanson3404 Рік тому +7

      And least corrupt

  • @vsetenjoyer
    @vsetenjoyer Рік тому +82

    Not 20 seconds in and I love he calls out the faux Cyrillic.

  • @MrSnowmanFR
    @MrSnowmanFR Рік тому +122

    Very good game choice Boris, would love to see a series on it

    • @janbertus
      @janbertus Рік тому +5

      for some reason I cant read comments here without boris voice in my head xD - Veeerrryy guuuod gaeme, yes it is

  • @zacharyzeller7764
    @zacharyzeller7764 Рік тому +87

    Is a good day when Boris video finds it's way to my feed. Much cheeki breeki, much Slavness, rejoicing and shots all around! Glad to have you back, Slav King!

  • @SirHellNaja
    @SirHellNaja Рік тому +20

    I like the difference between Boris and my friend here. When my friend first got into Vlad's shop, he's like "They sell AK's in stores there???", and here Boris is minding his own business in a shop full of guns like it's just another Tuesday

  • @JoCaTen
    @JoCaTen Рік тому +118

    Finally, a slav playing this game, easy to understand some things like the Soviet vehicles and methods

  • @ahilltodieons
    @ahilltodieons Рік тому +36

    I have never laughed harder than at the toxic waste discovery lol.

  • @quansinus9941
    @quansinus9941 Рік тому +93

    3 Boris videos in 48 hours, very nice and cheeki breeki!
    This gonna be a good evening...

  • @ジエイースオ
    @ジエイースオ Рік тому +8

    This is the kind of content I love from Boris!

  • @lucas23453
    @lucas23453 Рік тому +1

    Border Checkpoint Boris is my favorite kind of boris.

  • @meatharbor
    @meatharbor Рік тому +90

    Yeah, this actually isn't far from reality. Back in the late 90's I took a trip with my family, taking a train from Prague to Budapest via Slovakia. I happened to be in the dining car with my brother when the train stopped at the Hungarian border and the border guards boarded the train to do a passport sweep. Turns out my mother had my passport two cars down. The uniformed gentleman with the AK was very understanding and was kind enough to "help" me back to the car the rest of my family was in by repeatedly thrusting the barrel of his rifle into the back of my skull as we walked. Changed his tune real quick when he saw the cover of my American passport, though. He didn't even take the stack of passports from my mother. Him and his buddies just turned around immediately and rushed out the door. Didn't even finish their sweep. I don't think I've ever seen a man carrying an assault rifle look that terrified of a 12-year-old before.

    • @Garlan4
      @Garlan4 Рік тому

      wow

    • @furqanabid7319
      @furqanabid7319 Рік тому +14

      Here on the episode of "things that never happened", we have:

    • @meatharbor
      @meatharbor Рік тому +39

      @@furqanabid7319 Damn, you got me. My entire immediate family must have hallucinated the entire thing. I didn't expect someone from the train would recognize me through the internet and post on this same video over 20 years later.
      I appreciate the heads up, though. I'mma have to get rid of all the family photos from back then now that I know they're forgeries.

    • @furqanabid7319
      @furqanabid7319 Рік тому

      @@meatharbor bro, people in eastern Europe have hated americans for long time. No one would be impressed or be overwhelmed or be anything but angry seeing muricans in their country.

    • @Peralala
      @Peralala Рік тому +3

      ​@meatharbor your comeback is top tier my man 😂

  • @methshed
    @methshed Рік тому +47

    Boris best border officer

  • @angry_canadian9233
    @angry_canadian9233 Рік тому +21

    love this game and boris has the perfect personality for it

  • @andreamartin9129
    @andreamartin9129 Рік тому +15

    Great video! Would love to see more of this game in the future. When it was pitched as "the sequel to Papers Please", I didn't expect the game would have you driving around an open map and killing people.

  • @Doctorgeo7
    @Doctorgeo7 Рік тому +8

    Oh yes! This is a game I needed to see Boris play! And the video was more glorious than I hoped!

  • @KomBackHordz
    @KomBackHordz Рік тому +1

    This is the perfect Boris game. You got Vlad, all you need is Anatoli and Vadim. BUT! WHAT IF VADIM IS THE SMUGGLER?!

  • @Master-of--Minds
    @Master-of--Minds Рік тому +2

    Motel in the middle of the forest?
    "Hey where you live?" "Just past the labor camp."

  • @tallemajas
    @tallemajas Рік тому +3

    the gaming content usually isn't my thing, but i really laughed a lot watching this! would love to see a series

  • @Sr._j4
    @Sr._j4 Рік тому +86

    Amazing game. Tbh. And funnier if it's Boris commented.

    • @_Its_Ya_Boy
      @_Its_Ya_Boy Рік тому +5

      Ikr
      Good game and with Comrade Boris, nothing can go wrong!

  • @Godzillfan2
    @Godzillfan2 Рік тому +3

    5:10. Guard acts like nothing happened

  • @Maxio1606
    @Maxio1606 Рік тому +11

    This game is made for a coop, I still hope for even an DLC for that. Also I love that language, which is used by characters - it is like an conglomerate of slavic languages :)

  • @vince_nevermind1159
    @vince_nevermind1159 Рік тому +6

    Oh yes ! Would love to see a series on this game with your commentary

  • @qwertyiou9
    @qwertyiou9 Рік тому +4

    I played the demo and it was pretty great! Love seeing (hearing) Boris as protagonists in these soviet-style law enforcement games

  • @I_like_baguettes
    @I_like_baguettes Рік тому +9

    you know its really a good day if boris uploads

  • @alexsmith6281
    @alexsmith6281 Рік тому +6

    I love this game so far! I hope you continue it as a series.

  • @catchant
    @catchant Рік тому +15

    I’ve seen this game in my shorts. Glad to see comrade Boris play it!

  • @franklynlohr1060
    @franklynlohr1060 Рік тому +3

    Finally!!! I was waiting for the day you would play Contraband Police. It’s so hilarious when Boris plays. I can’t stop laughing.🤣

  • @Yokoto12343
    @Yokoto12343 Рік тому +3

    Please more episodes of this
    You had me rolling on the floor!

  • @northernflame4317
    @northernflame4317 Рік тому +1

    I think it would be great if Boris did a series of this!

  • @greatthenate122
    @greatthenate122 Рік тому +2

    I get out of school just to see Boris uploaded a new vid. Nice

  • @jnerdsblog
    @jnerdsblog Рік тому +10

    Yah, this game is perfect for you. More of this please!

  • @Leila555
    @Leila555 3 місяці тому

    I’m so glad you’re playing so many games again! I know the videos don’t do as well as your others, view count wise, but there are those of us who really enjoy these. Thank you!

  • @SoupyWhisper914
    @SoupyWhisper914 Рік тому +8

    BORIS IS BACK!

  • @zdravkodimitrov
    @zdravkodimitrov Рік тому +4

    Buying the game tonight, and will party like it's 1981

  • @Taku071090
    @Taku071090 Рік тому +8

    Adding realism to slavic games since '86

  • @snelhestarna
    @snelhestarna Рік тому +2

    This was fantastic, I hope you will upload more of this game!

  • @Zaku2077
    @Zaku2077 Рік тому +3

    Boris gameplay is what I crave

  • @Owlkisses88
    @Owlkisses88 Рік тому

    Thanks!

  • @Crbn46
    @Crbn46 Рік тому +1

    Boris seems so in his element in this game. Would love to see a part 2 or even a less-edited full playthrough if you enjoy it too!

  • @UPTAUT
    @UPTAUT Рік тому +2

    I would be so stoked to see Boris at the boarder.

  • @BullsMahunny
    @BullsMahunny Рік тому +1

    3:23 mood every time a bill comes at all

  • @PorcupinePunched
    @PorcupinePunched Рік тому +1

    haha perfect, I was waiting for this. I've been playing this with you on my mind, comrade.

  • @Mati_Panzer
    @Mati_Panzer Рік тому +4

    really hope you do more of these, it would be the most accurate playthrough of this game (?)

  • @klassisch3039
    @klassisch3039 Рік тому +1

    Love the videos all week!!

  • @waltonatorartworks
    @waltonatorartworks Рік тому +3

    I was so ready for you to be backto regular uploads so happy for you! ALL HAIL TO THE SLAV KING!

  • @ricorodriguez4353
    @ricorodriguez4353 Рік тому

    THE VIDEOS ARE ACTUALLY SHOWING UP IN MY RECOMMENDED! you're doing something right Boris keep going!

  • @cyberninjanj
    @cyberninjanj Рік тому

    I'm glad you're playing this game! I've seen many gameplays on this game then I just realised that Comrade Boris should also try it

  • @blanderrr4892
    @blanderrr4892 Рік тому +1

    This was awesome to watch, please do more comrade!

  • @RavenKarting
    @RavenKarting Рік тому +2

    I like how at 2:45 boris has already gone insane

  • @YorkGoldtoof
    @YorkGoldtoof Рік тому +1

    This is my checkpoint. I am your god. Live or die, my decision.

  • @Millzee117
    @Millzee117 Рік тому +1

    Always good day when papa Boris uploads

  • @mysticstarlight1
    @mysticstarlight1 Рік тому +3

    Boris upload is good day

  • @Selzor
    @Selzor Рік тому

    It’s always nice to see you upload man.

  • @blazermettro2059
    @blazermettro2059 Рік тому

    God, i was deing of laughter for a good bit. PLEASE MAKE MORE!!

  • @Shadowreaper5
    @Shadowreaper5 Рік тому +2

    I would watch an entire stream of this!

  • @prymus141
    @prymus141 Рік тому +3

    3:22 MALUCH! POLISH FIAT 126P . THIS GAME GOT SOO MUCH BETTER!

  • @7XxZz7
    @7XxZz7 Рік тому +5

    Had an *incredibly* rough day... now it's not so bad. Thanks for uploading :)

  • @Newcrafter-yt
    @Newcrafter-yt Рік тому +1

    YEAH HE FINALLY PLAYED CONTRABAND POLICE

  • @enderbunny1609
    @enderbunny1609 Рік тому +1

    6:39 Stalin trying think of a nice place to send all of the smartest people in Russia

  • @rockandnol3233
    @rockandnol3233 Рік тому +1

    Life changing. Thank you Boris.

  • @John-The-Fisherman
    @John-The-Fisherman Рік тому

    All these videos in such a small tine span. Papa Boris is spoiling us

  • @francelleduplessis5965
    @francelleduplessis5965 Рік тому +1

    HELLO PAPA BORIS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU

  • @KaiserWilhelmII_Of_Germany
    @KaiserWilhelmII_Of_Germany Рік тому +1

    Ahhhh.... Boris, it has been long since I visited ur channel.

  • @nicotine_twoshot
    @nicotine_twoshot Рік тому

    NEWWW INTRO!
    really well made!

  • @MrJaysniping
    @MrJaysniping Рік тому

    paused at 1:57 accidently and the look that guy gives him after he says "suck on your sticks on your own time" fucking took me out lmaooo

  • @stingfiretube
    @stingfiretube Рік тому +1

    Love the daily uploads Boris🔥

  • @joshuawells5953
    @joshuawells5953 Рік тому +1

    Can't be as bad as the border police here in the US. Ours give them $2,000 a month debit cards and direct them to the nearest 5 star hotel where they get free rooms. But hey, at least they tell them to show up to court in 4 or 5 years or so.

  • @dr.rattle
    @dr.rattle Рік тому

    The collab I needed to see today, Boris and border patrol

  • @thesupreme8062
    @thesupreme8062 Рік тому

    Holy shit notifs are back boris, for the first time in a while i had you actually in my page. I usually have to look up when you upldoad cause youtube refused yo show you

  • @TrayTerra
    @TrayTerra Рік тому

    This is the kind of content that keeps UA-cam relevant in my little slice of the universe lol.

  • @hubertkarwat4633
    @hubertkarwat4633 Рік тому

    finally!
    i waited for this a long time Borja!

  • @vali6717
    @vali6717 Рік тому

    I get home from work, start to cook and see a new Boris. Life is good for a change!

  • @micahh9351
    @micahh9351 Рік тому

    I actually got recommended this! BORIS IS BACK

  • @auffq
    @auffq Рік тому +1

    no way i haven’t seen this man since 2020, since the little snack with the bread mayonays slice of tomato and meat slob

  • @z4ck06_official
    @z4ck06_official Рік тому

    One way to wake up is to watch Boris' new video. Always good stuff

  • @flamingcacti
    @flamingcacti Рік тому

    0:15 seconds in when Boris calls the game “soityaaid” police is because he’s reading the Cyrillic-stylized “contraband” English word as if it was actually written in Cyrillic alphabet. C makes an S, backwards N makes a soft I/e, backwards R makes a Y, and the b is less of a sound and more of an accent inflection.

  • @andrewzazz
    @andrewzazz Рік тому +1

    thanks boris

  • @lad.6459
    @lad.6459 Рік тому

    Bro i thought of boris playing this and here i am suprised and shocked at the same time watching this.

  • @Whammytap
    @Whammytap Рік тому

    It gives my physical pain and great mental anguish to see a cute little буханка being assaulted with a pitchfork and crowbar, even if it's just in a game.

  • @KellyBeeSan
    @KellyBeeSan Рік тому +2

    I can't go 20 seconds without laughing from Boris' commentary 😂 Nice work cyka 😅👍

  • @rayraylahb3645
    @rayraylahb3645 Рік тому

    I hope you do a series on this game Boris! It’s fun watching you play it :)

  • @justinbollaert2253
    @justinbollaert2253 Рік тому

    "It's all coming up the slav way." Lol, love it

  • @JetDom767
    @JetDom767 Рік тому

    Is always good day when Comrade Boris upload!

  • @kylesmith6144
    @kylesmith6144 Рік тому

    Commenting to please the great algorithm gods. Great job, Boris.

  • @fryloc359
    @fryloc359 Рік тому +1

    I remember when you played games like this, you actually had time hunt around for things. Now everything is pointed out for you.

  • @discordinmymind6565
    @discordinmymind6565 Рік тому +1

    Best border guard ever

  • @kylerkastner2808
    @kylerkastner2808 Рік тому +3

    All of those criminals had no chance against Boris

  • @Dev714-f42
    @Dev714-f42 Рік тому +1

    Boris, thank you for playing games again, we love it!!!😄

  • @Sharkizen
    @Sharkizen Рік тому

    This made my morning complete

  • @nadocannon7653
    @nadocannon7653 Рік тому

    I haven’t watched Boris in a while, and when I heard new intro, It sounds amazing(In a while, I mean since he returned to UA-cam)

  • @billwake4695
    @billwake4695 Рік тому

    *video plays*
    *video pauses fnaf movie ad plays*
    *video continues*
    Boris: I apologize that was unprofessional

  • @unknownfin
    @unknownfin Рік тому +1

    Boris video at 1.30 am why not sleep can wait

  • @Specter_1
    @Specter_1 Рік тому +1

    Boris Is Back! More cheeki Breeki Gameplay!!🎉🎉

  • @igorusz5747
    @igorusz5747 3 місяці тому

    10:18
    Who shall summon me the immortal mortal,*Борис*

  • @draconiclord2377
    @draconiclord2377 Рік тому +1

    4:27
    fuckin' Jschlatt is here, wtf? a crossover i didnt know i needed.

  • @JUMALATION1
    @JUMALATION1 Рік тому +1

    Your commentary is on point ✨👌

  • @Ukko_
    @Ukko_ Рік тому

    We need more of this