Nothing Is More Terrifying Than A Bat Tornado. Marty Simpson
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- Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
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Buddy had me hooked at "Well, that's one."
Bug man... he sounds like a super hero nobody wants nobody needs but he'll come anywayd
1 bat tornado caused an entire town in Australia to go into lockdown. And, this was before the current situation
Wow, that's fascinating. I didn't even know it was a thing... Which town?
@@Jules-dn9jl Queenslandtown
I didn't think I was gonna enjoy this when he started but by the time he finished I was cracking up. Sometimes ya just gotta stick with it for a few minutes before ya find the humor but it's there..
When I was little I used to curse a lot and this old woman who lived next door told my mom to don’t do anything and that I’ll eventually stop doing it as I get older and I did
I was strong willed and cussed a LOT as a kid and loved the shock factor on people's faces from seeing a itty bitty girl talk like that. Got my butt whipped PLENTY and I still have my moments.... LOL So not a regional thing. Think it depends on the child.
Thank you for being a comedian
Nobody:
Bats: HIYIYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAH
Dude knows bats.
PENTECOSTAL yet. Just beautiful.
Pentecostal mouse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🐭🦇
The "Pentecostal mouse" line killed me.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO. I wish adults had such easy tells when they were lying
I try to be 100% honest, but if I do lie for a bit it's not about about anything serious and I can't stop smiling so it's obvious to all but the blind, lol
@@GrippyGoth I giggle when I try to lie. It's very obvious to those who know me, creepy to those who don't. 🤣
@@GrippyGoth I'm exactly the same 😂😂
But I also laugh when I lie, so the blind would probably know I'm lying too 😂
YOU are the 1st comic I actually laughed out loud at...more tha once!!
Hilarious, Marty. You've got it.
Lemon juice, Clorox and murder! So funny! About forty years ago I did commercial pest control and did some bat work. We didn't use any chemicals but would put screens up to keep them out. Once came eyeball to eyeball with one still in the attack.
Wickedly funny and will be looking for more
everybody gangsta till Mortis supers your whole town
Good to laugh, this is kids OK!
Who ya gonna call... BATMAN !!!
Minding my own BIZness!!!!! Lol - loved it!!!
This guy is very talented, I loved seeing his show live.
"Bullbat"? I just looked it up, it's not even a bat. It's another name for the common nighthawk.
From a fellow South Carolinian - awesome set! Can't wait to hear more. :)
You brought the funny.
Minding my own business...
That was funny! TY😁👍❣
This was a great set.
Pretty good bud!😁👍
A Pentecostal bat lol 😆 🤣 😂
Awesome!
I think bats use their eyes, they're not blind. Ok comedy thanks 😀
I tried to listen to this last night but it gave me nightmares about the bats. Nice that other people liked it I did not give him thumbs down. I don't want to hurt anyones feelings. I came back today to finish it not really funny to me.
I'm terrified of them. One year in summer away camp we were going to sleep order the stars there were bats everywhere so I fracked being in pain with my toe that that year desired to stick upward so I was glad then so I got to sleep in the infirmary.
Good stuff. He was followed by a Joe Biden commercial - I thought it was a joke.
Me,2, a SNL skit
Pay attention to the beginning of that ad. He says he's coming to us directly "for to ask a favor".
Another Bat Commercial. Biden the Bat....lol
Bats aren't blind. Debbie Downer: They actually have good eyesight. 🤓
My dog was sitting in the bathroom staring at the TP roll, I investigated . It was about 5” hanging upside down. I wrapped him in a towel and took him to my vet.,I wanted to let him back out if he was not rabid...my vet put him down. I wasn’t expecting that.
Wait what?
We had bats when the roofer didn't seal the house.. The vet has to test for rabies. so the head must be removed. Negative, but we had to get rabies shots. Yay. :(
great video bro
Apparently this guy hasn't seen Sharknado.
😂
Bull bats are not bats they are a type of hawk. Can you clarify what kind of bat you are talking about? Ive never heard of nor can i find any species of bat that is called a bull bat. Are you sure that they were even bats?
Bulldog or Evening bats most likely
They werent bats just an angry swarm of birds 🐦
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Was this guy funny?
Shahhhhhhhhhhhh! Nope!