Nothing Is More Terrifying Than A Bat Tornado. Marty Simpson

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  • Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 57

  • @jaredwooten6590
    @jaredwooten6590 4 роки тому +46

    Buddy had me hooked at "Well, that's one."

  • @Cessdoeschaos
    @Cessdoeschaos 4 роки тому +7

    Bug man... he sounds like a super hero nobody wants nobody needs but he'll come anywayd

  • @Sakana_Ren
    @Sakana_Ren 4 роки тому +24

    1 bat tornado caused an entire town in Australia to go into lockdown. And, this was before the current situation

    • @Jules-dn9jl
      @Jules-dn9jl 3 роки тому +1

      Wow, that's fascinating. I didn't even know it was a thing... Which town?

    • @Sakana_Ren
      @Sakana_Ren 3 роки тому +1

      @@Jules-dn9jl Queenslandtown

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 4 роки тому +32

    I didn't think I was gonna enjoy this when he started but by the time he finished I was cracking up. Sometimes ya just gotta stick with it for a few minutes before ya find the humor but it's there..

  • @drshrimppuertorico8894
    @drshrimppuertorico8894 4 роки тому +11

    When I was little I used to curse a lot and this old woman who lived next door told my mom to don’t do anything and that I’ll eventually stop doing it as I get older and I did

    • @nunyabizness9594
      @nunyabizness9594 4 роки тому +4

      I was strong willed and cussed a LOT as a kid and loved the shock factor on people's faces from seeing a itty bitty girl talk like that. Got my butt whipped PLENTY and I still have my moments.... LOL So not a regional thing. Think it depends on the child.

  • @anthonysproule4293
    @anthonysproule4293 4 роки тому +5

    Thank you for being a comedian

  • @autumnwinters9366
    @autumnwinters9366 4 роки тому +10

    Nobody:
    Bats: HIYIYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAH

  • @averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139
    @averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139 4 роки тому

    Dude knows bats.
    PENTECOSTAL yet. Just beautiful.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 4 роки тому +15

    Pentecostal mouse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🐭🦇

  • @laannw4263
    @laannw4263 4 роки тому +1

    The "Pentecostal mouse" line killed me.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @itswanda7920
    @itswanda7920 4 роки тому +31

    LMAO. I wish adults had such easy tells when they were lying

    • @GrippyGoth
      @GrippyGoth 4 роки тому +4

      I try to be 100% honest, but if I do lie for a bit it's not about about anything serious and I can't stop smiling so it's obvious to all but the blind, lol

    • @5ohmama
      @5ohmama 4 роки тому +1

      @@GrippyGoth I giggle when I try to lie. It's very obvious to those who know me, creepy to those who don't. 🤣

    • @singtalklaughli8999
      @singtalklaughli8999 4 роки тому +1

      @@GrippyGoth I'm exactly the same 😂😂
      But I also laugh when I lie, so the blind would probably know I'm lying too 😂

  • @melissaperez1674
    @melissaperez1674 4 роки тому +1

    YOU are the 1st comic I actually laughed out loud at...more tha once!!

  • @bonafideslacker2626
    @bonafideslacker2626 4 роки тому +3

    Hilarious, Marty. You've got it.

  • @jamesdakis9691
    @jamesdakis9691 4 роки тому +4

    Lemon juice, Clorox and murder! So funny! About forty years ago I did commercial pest control and did some bat work. We didn't use any chemicals but would put screens up to keep them out. Once came eyeball to eyeball with one still in the attack.

  • @stacylarge5636
    @stacylarge5636 4 роки тому +3

    Wickedly funny and will be looking for more

  • @kiitaclyzm
    @kiitaclyzm 4 роки тому +2

    everybody gangsta till Mortis supers your whole town

  • @jamesjeanalexander4716
    @jamesjeanalexander4716 4 роки тому +12

    Good to laugh, this is kids OK!

  • @Jane_Dow
    @Jane_Dow 4 роки тому +2

    Who ya gonna call... BATMAN !!!

  • @amcam208
    @amcam208 4 роки тому +1

    Minding my own BIZness!!!!! Lol - loved it!!!

  • @copobite
    @copobite 4 роки тому

    This guy is very talented, I loved seeing his show live.

  • @stevenqu3
    @stevenqu3 4 роки тому +1

    "Bullbat"? I just looked it up, it's not even a bat. It's another name for the common nighthawk.

  • @Grianan66
    @Grianan66 4 роки тому +3

    From a fellow South Carolinian - awesome set! Can't wait to hear more. :)

  • @chantellenew2331
    @chantellenew2331 4 роки тому +8

    You brought the funny.

  • @grmpEqweer
    @grmpEqweer 4 роки тому +10

    Minding my own business...

  • @KellyCrowleyUS3033853016
    @KellyCrowleyUS3033853016 4 роки тому +1

    That was funny! TY😁👍❣

  • @kamron_thurmond
    @kamron_thurmond 4 роки тому

    This was a great set.

  • @joncavallo4391
    @joncavallo4391 4 роки тому +1

    Pretty good bud!😁👍

  • @crawdadmudbug7928
    @crawdadmudbug7928 4 роки тому

    A Pentecostal bat lol 😆 🤣 😂

  • @iColinCDN
    @iColinCDN 4 роки тому

    Awesome!

  • @davidb2331
    @davidb2331 4 роки тому +2

    I think bats use their eyes, they're not blind. Ok comedy thanks 😀

  • @theoneandonlypinkypinky8245
    @theoneandonlypinkypinky8245 4 роки тому +1

    I tried to listen to this last night but it gave me nightmares about the bats. Nice that other people liked it I did not give him thumbs down. I don't want to hurt anyones feelings. I came back today to finish it not really funny to me.

  • @aimeetahon6744
    @aimeetahon6744 4 роки тому +1

    I'm terrified of them. One year in summer away camp we were going to sleep order the stars there were bats everywhere so I fracked being in pain with my toe that that year desired to stick upward so I was glad then so I got to sleep in the infirmary.

  • @boldcautionproductions9203
    @boldcautionproductions9203 4 роки тому +5

    Good stuff. He was followed by a Joe Biden commercial - I thought it was a joke.

  • @bingolingo7021
    @bingolingo7021 4 роки тому +3

    Bats aren't blind. Debbie Downer: They actually have good eyesight. 🤓

  • @tinawindham6958
    @tinawindham6958 4 роки тому

    My dog was sitting in the bathroom staring at the TP roll, I investigated . It was about 5” hanging upside down. I wrapped him in a towel and took him to my vet.,I wanted to let him back out if he was not rabid...my vet put him down. I wasn’t expecting that.

    • @singtalklaughli8999
      @singtalklaughli8999 4 роки тому

      Wait what?

    • @lw3269
      @lw3269 4 роки тому

      We had bats when the roofer didn't seal the house.. The vet has to test for rabies. so the head must be removed. Negative, but we had to get rabies shots. Yay. :(

  • @fallofmanbrand
    @fallofmanbrand 4 роки тому

    great video bro

  • @googleedood9721
    @googleedood9721 4 роки тому +1

    Apparently this guy hasn't seen Sharknado.

  • @BabyGirl18069
    @BabyGirl18069 4 роки тому +1

    😂

  • @lupin250
    @lupin250 4 роки тому +3

    Bull bats are not bats they are a type of hawk. Can you clarify what kind of bat you are talking about? Ive never heard of nor can i find any species of bat that is called a bull bat. Are you sure that they were even bats?

  • @lupin250
    @lupin250 4 роки тому

    They werent bats just an angry swarm of birds 🐦

  • @luciendelaney8975
    @luciendelaney8975 4 роки тому

    Second

  • @luciendelaney8975
    @luciendelaney8975 4 роки тому

    First

  • @timothyfloogle
    @timothyfloogle 4 роки тому

    43rd

  • @Samestori214
    @Samestori214 4 роки тому

    Was this guy funny?
    Shahhhhhhhhhhhh! Nope!