This was recommended to you because the government has allowed UA-cam access to your personal information. Thank about that. And how many others has it recommend to and are saying the same thing. Not exactly comforting.
I haven't laughed so hard in a while. The tornado warning sounding like 2 cats f***ing and his Son's reaction w/ everything in slo-mo, fantastic. Really original and relatable.
They have those sirens 🚨 in ny/ nj for fires 🔥 but the sound is spot on im ORGINALLY from the south and where I'm from tht sound means evacuate NOW the nuclear power plant has gone guess it hits different in different places
No lie, my cats sat up and their hair stood up when he made the tornado warning sound! They were looking out of the windows ready for a showdown. They don't respond like that when they hear real cats on tv. Hilarious!
His sets depend on what period of his life he's in. He had a whole set mostly on his son. Another mostly about dating and sex. Another one on his mom. Etc
Lost the father of my children- partner in life- best friend since 15- late June and found out I’m pregnant the day after with our 3rd baby this is honestly the first day I haven’t felt sick as heck . Thank you for the laughs
One of my favorite memories with my dad was us sitting in the garage with our tv screwed into the corner with a makeshift antenna, tornado warning flickering on the tv. We’re just watching the green sky, weird ass clouds, hail, crazy wind and waving to the old couple doing the same thing across the street lol. My dad debated going inside when a big ass tree in the front yard cracked and fell, blocking the street, but we didn’t go inside until my Brazilian mom (who hated that we did this in the first place) saw a funnel cloud starting and came out yelling... It didn’t even touch down! We could’ve stayed lol.
I remember as a teenager, my dad (lifelong midwesterner) and one of his cousins (lifelong Californian) had a good natured rivalry about whether earthquakes or tornadoes are scarier. Conclusion: whatever you’re not used to is scarier.
I used to live in Georgia and moved to Kentucky before I moved back to California again, and dhang those tornado alarm scares the heck out of me. They are super loud for the whole town to hear. And it is to be taken seriously because the clouds are really black and thick as heck. However, it seems like most people who are so used to it are so prepared of what to do or probably know where to hide. I would panic and lay blanket on the tub so me and my son can hide in it. What's difficult for me at that time when in Georgia was I was almost due to give birth and my stomach was so huge that I literally would take the whole tub. Luckily my oldest son was only 5 then and he can just squeeze in. We rented a house off post with just one tub. My ex hubby at that time was in Iraq so it was just me and my son. So it was really scary for me. I felt the same thing when in Kentucky. When me and my kids moved back to Cali, I have this feeling of relief not hearing the alarm /siren and not having to see those scary black clouds in the sky. It looked creepy in person.
Mr Jo Koy, you are bloody amazing. I have never laughed so much in all my life. You are awesome Jo. I can't stop watching you. You make me cry through laughing so so much , thanks Joseph. 🥰🤗👏👏👏❤
I came from NY to KS and will honestly say every time the sky gets black I would tell everyone back home I love them lol Nobody told me they do checks every week either so the first time the warning went off and the sky was blue and sunny I was alone and didn't know what I needed to do lol. Can say though the first tornado that I went through I was starting to panick and turned to pick up my 2 yr old granddaughter and the panic stopped in its tracks and I picked her up and went into our shelter calmly to not make her cry. Scary af.. the 2nd one I was alone at a different house and had nowhere to hide. Tried under the stairs in the garage and the suction coming thru between the doors pulled the door open like the hulk. I just stood there and watched it thru the windows. I was fortunate to come out ok and see the 100 yr old huge trees pulled out by the roots across the road. The barns around my house were gone. My property 200 yards from the road had just branches on the ground. I always cry to see devastation for others. We lost power and those guys showed up in their yellow t-shirts like 50 minions and worked their asses off for almost 24 hrs straight to get it back on for us. Be grateful for those MEN that help keep our society working.
Just had tornadoes go through the other night. Longest land contact, exceeding 200+ miles of destruction. 100+ lives lost and towns leveled here in Kentucky.
Ima Katrina survivor and I could not imagine what Kentucky is going through. Our churches have been collecting supplies and sending help. We definitely have yall in our hearts.
Jo I'm sitting here in Nebraska cracking up. I've lived my whole life in Kansas and Nebraska tornado Central and you know you're so spot on because when did sirens go up we're so used to it we just go to bed you know we just say screw it we might look out the window if it sounds noisy or winds blowing a little more otherwise we're just going to bed there's probably been one or two times in 7 years I actually went to the basement. You go down in the basement this shit's going to come down on top of you anyway so you take your choice. My sister lived in emporia Kansas when it hit in the seventies and she was in an apartment behind a mall on the top floor and she grabbed her baby and got down the steps on the main floor in a closet and when the storm was over which she said sounded like a freight train coming through all that was left of her apartment was the toilet so I say just go to the toilet and I'm saying LOL A lot of people around here don't have basements anymore they just have safety rooms and they're usually the bathroom. If you never seen distraction from a tornado you've never lived it does the most freaky crap you've ever seen it it can take a triple semi and turn it over like a little Tonka toy and then it can just leave a sunroof in a Yugo car like I had a 1989 and Wichita Kansas all my windows were beat out of that car and it looked like somebody took a sledgehammer to it but the sunroof was undamaged and it had just popped it open. Thing you don't want to do is be on the highway or an open factory like those poor people in Kentucky because all that will just come on down on you what you want to do is get a helmet because that stuff is going to impale your head it takes those little sticks and it just beats them into stuff you'll see sticks impaled and stuff that you never knew could be impaled and then you'll see a piece of paper that wasn't even touched crazy crazy wind man it's not like a landslide or a wildfire you just know it's going to come on down when it's ready you don't get prepared like a wildfire or something like that it's interesting but after a while you just become like the guy that was with you now it's not going to come here I've lived in this town since 1963 and it ain't came here yet so you know you get kind of used to those sirens. When I lived in Wichita Kansas 1989 now it did come there it came there four times and one day every time it would leave it will come back from a different part of the town that came from the south that came from the west and came back from the East it was crazy that day and when I emerged from the basement from my neighbor's house cuz I lived in an upstairs apartment they came and got me the sidewalks were actually on fire in the cracks because of all the heat and then the ice that hit it it was crazy stuff man weird weird stuff you don't want to be there if you're from California LOL.
Im a native californian, 2 years in ohio now, i agree, tornadoes are worse than earthquakes, much more anxiety. And its even worse in the summer when the cicadas sound like the damn alarm!
@@jamesoverholt878 what if it takes the entire house? At least most earthquakes here are not yearly nor strong enough to take down a house. Lets agree that neither is great 👍
@@edithdlp8045 meh, if you have a basement, you're fine. CA hasn't had a significant earthquake in over 100 years. So there really isn't anyone alive who can honestly say they aren't a big deal. I will say that you never want to see a tornado. I've seen 3 in 48 years (thankfully not up close) and they are terrifying.
@@edithdlp8045 heh, a while back I worked with a guy whose parents ' house was leveled(his parents were fine). Big takeaway was you never want to own the house that they show on TV as an example of the devastation
That was me when I just moved to Oklahoma and I had my first tornadoes warning...I was freaking out, but my neighbors were outside with their phones recording 🙃
I survived a 7.1 earthquake in Alaska in 2018. This was the strongest shake I’ve ever been in. I just dive under a sturdy kitchen table or desk. Thankfully no fatalities. Lots of cracked roads, they were repaired in a few days. Mind you this happened during winter 🥶
Grew up in the east, moved to Missouri for a year. Those sirens are forever imprinted in my brain. So many nights waking up to those sirens, by like month 4 I realized what the dude said. They won't come through here so I'm fine
As a lifelong Californian who has worked with many people from elsewhere (covers the rest of the US) it cracks me up to see the differences in how people handle earthquakes. If you’re in mixed company and the bldg starts to shake Californians are calculating the size of the quake ( nahhh 4.1 at most). Is it a roller or a jolt etc ! Sometimes it’s just a big truck driving by. I know several people that left California after their first quake! Now if I were in the path of a tornado, I’d be trying to dig a basement with my fingernails!! 🌪 🌪
There’s actually quite a few Vietnamese in Louisville, and my friend from Floyd County is half-Filipino (as Jo Koy would say ‘dad was in the military’) and years ago when I used to take her back home from college, it was like Little Filipino up in the hollers. Like every sailor married one lol. She’s coming up to see me for the Jo Koy show here in March. We’ve been friends for over 20 years now. We can’t wait!
Many years ago a friend of ours, born and raised in California, moved to Texas "Tornado Alley" with her born and raised in Texas hubby. It took one tornado getting too close to their home for her to pack the pickup truck and tell her (soon to be ex) husband that she'd put with earthquakes any damn day but she'd be damned if she went through another tornado. And she drove straight back to California with the baby!
I grew up in Oklahoma, tornado Alley, and his impression of the siren is SPOT ON 🤣🤣. Although the Kentucky guy was probably right. In OK we didn't even get the siren in a warning, it was only if one was spotted on the ground directly near you. We had the weather channel on but didn't really get concerned in a warning unless we heard the cat, then it was probably time to take shelter. Now I live in CO wherever they maybe get them a few miles west of I-25 but my husband and I get such a kick out of people. "We're sheltering in the basement for this tornado watch". No no no, you go out and WATCH until the siren goes off. Been here 18 years and that's the first question I get asked when I say I'm from Oklahoma "have you ever been in a tornado?!!". "Have I ever been in the funnel cloud?". No, but EVERYONE from Oklahoma has been "in" a tornado according to CO standards. We know what that cat sounds like, we've heard it all our lives 😂
Yeah, most people ignore the tornado warnings where I’m at, but the last one that came through people took it more seriously because of what happened in Kentucky, Illinois, and the surrounding areas. All the businesses locked everyone in shelters. Sent people home, etc. Not gonna lie, I was more on edge too.
@ProgressiveHeart Tornado Alley includes a few southern states. Though, they don't always get hit. Same as my area isn't always hit. Some family of mine in Arkansas had tornadoes, too. It missed them though. Luckily. Where I'm at, in the middle of the country, more north, there were strong winds, but no tornado as far as I know. The wifi was having trouble, too, but I don't know if that was the winds or just a car, possibly, hitting a pole around my home. I didn't see for sure though. Just what it sounded like. The power cut out for a second.
I'm from a small country in the north of Europe, and I would be hysterical in a tornado and earthquake both!!! Only experienced one earthquake in my 41y old life, on a trip abroad, and I literally thought I was gonna die.
I lived in the tornado alley of Junction City, Kansas, and let me tell you- you can hear them coming. To me, it sounded like hundreds of trains coming your way. Of course, by the time you hear it, you may not have much time to get away and into an underground shelter- UNLESS you're already prepared.
I lived in Okinawa Japan for most of my life and Kansas for the past 30 years. I'll take a tornado over an earthquake any day hands down! Earthquakes are so scary!! Especially if the ground splits open! At least you can get to a basement and be safe in a tornado. I, like you after moving to Kansas 30 years ago experience my first tornado. The siren thing is spot on!! 😂😂😂 I was wondering the same thing... It was SO LOUD and I was like WTF is that??! Lol!! I learned VERY quickly and was very lucky cause the "dark cloud" I was facing at the intersection WAS THE FREAKING TORNADO!! I drove 100 MPH home to get to safety! Thankfully? I was only a mile away from home! You're so awesome!! We love you!! 💞
So Ive been in a tornado...earthquake...and a hurricane and I can say without a shadow of doubt the earthquake was the craziest because it came out of nowhere and I honestly thought aliens in a spaceship were landing because the ground was shaking in such an odd way.
A couple of years ago we had an earthquake here in Tulsa Oklahoma a 5.8. I hadn't experienced one before. So it didn't occur to me at first that it was an earthquake. I honestly to God thought a huge jetliner was about to crash into my apartment building. Admittedly I'd just gotten up & it's too early to think right then. After about 20 seconds I realized it was probably an earthquake & moved to a doorway. Then I had to go get my cat from the living room a few feet away because she was scared & crying out. So I ended up standing in a doorway holding one cat & the other at my feet wondering just why we're getting a damn earthquake in tornado alley.
Imagine living on the 6th floor of an apartment building when an earthquake hits and feel your building slowly sway side to side because it's built to do that to minimize the effect of the quake... but it's your first one and nobody told you this
I live in Arkansas in tornado Ally this is a very spot on representation of what I hear every Wednesday when they do the drill for the tornado warning 😂😂😂
Yours is every Wednesday?! I’m from MN; our drill is just the first Wednesday of every month during “tornado season.” I suppose it makes sense though because even though we’re Midwest, we’re not really part of tornado alley. I used to be just a couple blocks away from our loud-ass tornado siren. I would’ve lost my mind if it was every Wednesday.
I lived in California for 52 yrs and that's exactly how we react to quakes lol. I now live in Minnesota, that's the siren and my reaction hearing it the first time WTF?.
I have the opposite situation: I moved from Oklahoma to Alaska. I do not miss tornado sirens in the least. I have also learned to ignore anything under a 5.0.
Most Californians don't really know earthquakes because the majority of earthquakes that happen there are around 3.7. They had one 6.0 + earthquake in what, 1994? My home town in Alaska has had four 7.0 + earthquakes in the last two years.
@@ghrocker99661 yes, the strongest earthquakes happen in Alaska. At least you don't have mayor freeways and tall buildings like we have here in Los Angeles California. We had the Northridge earthquake in 1994 but the economic destruction was massive. Luckly there was no major dead toll.
Reading this thread, Jo Koy is a genius. He knows to relate to mid-murica. From a long time fan I love your usual jokes and this new material is hilarious af too.
I’m originally from the San Fernando Valley, born in Northridge as well as being present for the 94’ quake… scary stuff. I currently live in Port Orchard,WA and a couple years ago, we made National news cause we had a tornado pop up (luckily it dissipated a block away from where i live) and we don’t have those so we dont even have sirens for them. Last week though people were receiving alerts on their phone that a tornado was coming but it flaked out haha
Dec. 2018, Alaska. That quake was almost 2 min. long and it was the 1st time I ever thought the roof might cave in on us -- 7.2, I think, epicenter almost under us. Whew! Glad we built to quake codes!
I thought that was just my son that's always "Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Even if we are the only two people in the car. I tell him all the damn time to just talk. It's just us in the car or wherever usually.
I grew up in Georgia and lived through them...I remember seeing a funnel coming down from the sky when I was on the bus, in sixth grade. My mom would be on the porch ready to huddle me inside so she could take me into the basement with the dog. I would be freaking out because my dad was 45 minutes away at work and I thought he'd have to come home to his family and house gone. Happy I moved to NJ..very happy.
As an Oklahoman, this is hilarious. I remember one time, being school a kid had been moving around a lot and he was all the way from NY. A couple of our phones started going off, including his. We all looked at it sorta glanced around, then silenced our phones; He was scared and he kept looking around and asked what we should do; And we just shrugged and said it’s a just a tornado alert. Pretty normal here. 🙃
I’m from East Texas and we do almost nothing during a tornado warning, I can’t imagine not being around tornados before and getting warning in Texas or Oklahoma about a tornado and everyone else is just like 🤷🏻♂️😂
Lol. I live in Edmond, OK, and I used to work at Walmart. A newlywed couple had come by to pick up their site-to-store merch, and the tornado siren went off. So apparently they're from Alberta and had moved to Oklahoma because the wife had a pretty good job opportunity. So they hear the sirens going off and the husband says, "What's that siren mean?" I just casually say that there's a tornado warning in effect. "So does the siren mean there's a tornado in the area?" "Uhhh, yeah, it's possible." And the wife freaks. "Well do we need to get to some shelter or something???" Again, I'm all calm, "I guess you can if you want. If you live here in Edmond you should be fine. There hasn't been one to hit us since '86. Just be glad you don't live in Moore." They were so panicked and couldn't figure out why I was so nonchalant about it lol.
@@serpentisma I know exactly what that’s like, lololol. Bless Moore, they’ve had it all. I’m over here in Tahlequah, so it’s been a minute since we’ve had one. :)
I live in Kentucky, so I can confidently say that his tornado warning siren impression is 1000% spot on.
Yep that's the mid west in general
I live in Atlanta, so I can confidently say that I don’t know what the hell he’s talking about🤷🏾♂️
So you're implying people living in Kentucky don't understand percentages...
@@pop5678eye not sure where you got that impression
This was recommended to you because the government has allowed UA-cam access to your personal information. Thank about that. And how many others has it recommend to and are saying the same thing. Not exactly comforting.
I haven't laughed so hard in a while. The tornado warning sounding like 2 cats f***ing and his Son's reaction w/ everything in slo-mo, fantastic. Really original and relatable.
He’s hilaaaaarious
Pinoy Power!
They have those sirens 🚨 in ny/ nj for fires 🔥 but the sound is spot on im ORGINALLY from the south and where I'm from tht sound means evacuate NOW the nuclear power plant has gone guess it hits different in different places
No lie, my cats sat up and their hair stood up when he made the tornado warning sound! They were looking out of the windows ready for a showdown. They don't respond like that when they hear real cats on tv. Hilarious!
Animals especially cats and dogs can instinctively detect danger coming.
@@Leeohlin89 I think they weren't looking for danger, more like action 😏
No wayyyyy 😂😂😂 Hilaaaaarious
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DUDE I'M DYING RN! MY CAT WAS ASLEEP IN MY LAP RIGHT UNTIL HE MADE THAT NOISE. SHE PERKED UP LIKE A FRIGGEN BEAR WAS OUTSIDE LMFAO0O0O
My 3 year old son talked nonstop on a 6 hour drive to see family! I loved the kid story part!
I used to tell my kids call grandma. Grandma would come over....man I miss my grandma. Cause those days you just are like can I get a breather. ...
This is the first time I've seen him do a set that's NOT about his mom, and I actually enjoyed myself
His sets depend on what period of his life he's in. He had a whole set mostly on his son. Another mostly about dating and sex. Another one on his mom. Etc
Mom is played out. He’s got another show about his kids and they will be played out too.
Guess you haven't seen that much
@@geenadarling I've seen enough
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Lost the father of my children- partner in life- best friend since 15- late June and found out I’m pregnant the day after with our 3rd baby this is honestly the first day I haven’t felt sick as heck . Thank you for the laughs
Sorry for your loss. Hope you're feeling better ✨❤️
Peace and blessings unto you 🙏🏽🙏🏽.
So sorry about your loss :( Praying for you and the kids
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One last piece of him to love and cherish before he passed. He'll always be with you. Just in 3 different, equally amazing people.
The Midwestern thing ever is when the tornado siren goes off, and everybody goes outside to see what's going on. 😂
we do the same in texas haha
One of my favorite memories with my dad was us sitting in the garage with our tv screwed into the corner with a makeshift antenna, tornado warning flickering on the tv. We’re just watching the green sky, weird ass clouds, hail, crazy wind and waving to the old couple doing the same thing across the street lol.
My dad debated going inside when a big ass tree in the front yard cracked and fell, blocking the street, but we didn’t go inside until my Brazilian mom (who hated that we did this in the first place) saw a funnel cloud starting and came out yelling...
It didn’t even touch down! We could’ve stayed lol.
Stand on the porch, if I can’t see it I’m not going to the basement🤣
OMFG so true!!!🤣😂
Here in Asia when bombs blow every go to see the bombs.
I remember as a teenager, my dad (lifelong midwesterner) and one of his cousins (lifelong Californian) had a good natured rivalry about whether earthquakes or tornadoes are scarier. Conclusion: whatever you’re not used to is scarier.
Tornadoes are scarier just because. I've compared tornadoes to a giant penis f***ing everything in its path.
@@vegasrenie And an earthquake is a giant va...you know what I'll leave it at that
You should try a hurricaine.
Y’all suckers never been in volacano like me you literally have to jump really high over the mountain to be safe.
@@GloomGaiGar hahaha!
Kentucky boy here, the accent is almost spot on I love it.
The blue light reflecting off Jo's bald head makes him look like Aang from Avatar: The Last Airbender. 🤭
Hahahahhahahahaha
I can't stop looking at it now.
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There are no tornadoes in ba sing se
I'd say he's more like Saitama. Lol
I’m so glad I clicked on this…I never heard of him before…he flippin hilarious 😆🤣🤣
He sure is 😂😂he has good laughing material
His skits featuring imitations of his mom will knock you on the floor. Hold on.
@@elizabethwest9729 Those are the funniest ones, my fav is when he does the skit about him and his mom playing Wii. 👌🏽🖤😆😂
@@aguilartist we 111ß
😂😂😂 "He's blowing everybody"
That slow mo bit was priceless!🤣🤣🤣🤣
his physical comedy is so good and its flawlessly and effortlessly included
His accent is spot on 😂😂😂 so many people cannot do a real southern accent, and bad ones drive me crazy, but he nailed it!
That "Baby. No Baby" act killed me 😂
😂the relationship between him His mom and son,is the best
I used to live in Georgia and moved to Kentucky before I moved back to California again, and dhang those tornado alarm scares the heck out of me. They are super loud for the whole town to hear. And it is to be taken seriously because the clouds are really black and thick as heck. However, it seems like most people who are so used to it are so prepared of what to do or probably know where to hide. I would panic and lay blanket on the tub so me and my son can hide in it. What's difficult for me at that time when in Georgia was I was almost due to give birth and my stomach was so huge that I literally would take the whole tub. Luckily my oldest son was only 5 then and he can just squeeze in. We rented a house off post with just one tub. My ex hubby at that time was in Iraq so it was just me and my son. So it was really scary for me. I felt the same thing when in Kentucky. When me and my kids moved back to Cali, I have this feeling of relief not hearing the alarm /siren and not having to see those scary black clouds in the sky. It looked creepy in person.
Your lucky in some parts of the south tht siren 🚨 goes off it means the NUCLEAR POWER PLANT just went
@@Jenny-uv4dl ooooh. That's even worse!
Mr Jo Koy, you are bloody amazing.
I have never laughed so much in all my life. You are awesome Jo.
I can't stop watching you.
You make me cry through laughing so so much , thanks Joseph.
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Laughed so hard watching this that tears were rolling down my face. Hilarious!
I lived in Nashville Tennessee for 32 years and he is spot on with the sound. Lmfbo
I came from NY to KS and will honestly say every time the sky gets black I would tell everyone back home I love them lol Nobody told me they do checks every week either so the first time the warning went off and the sky was blue and sunny I was alone and didn't know what I needed to do lol. Can say though the first tornado that I went through I was starting to panick and turned to pick up my 2 yr old granddaughter and the panic stopped in its tracks and I picked her up and went into our shelter calmly to not make her cry. Scary af.. the 2nd one I was alone at a different house and had nowhere to hide. Tried under the stairs in the garage and the suction coming thru between the doors pulled the door open like the hulk. I just stood there and watched it thru the windows. I was fortunate to come out ok and see the 100 yr old huge trees pulled out by the roots across the road. The barns around my house were gone. My property 200 yards from the road had just branches on the ground. I always cry to see devastation for others. We lost power and those guys showed up in their yellow t-shirts like 50 minions and worked their asses off for almost 24 hrs straight to get it back on for us. Be grateful for those MEN that help keep our society working.
Just had tornadoes go through the other night. Longest land contact, exceeding 200+ miles of destruction. 100+ lives lost and towns leveled here in Kentucky.
Ima Katrina survivor and I could not imagine what Kentucky is going through. Our churches have been collecting supplies and sending help. We definitely have yall in our hearts.
praying for everyone affected and victims and hoping for speedy assistance and support from everyone🙏🙏🙏
Mayfield right? 😞
I had a bad day today, and watching this finally made my day all better👍🏻
This is a great audience. He must have great fans.
He does. Some you see rolling on the floor. Nowadays he sells out arenas.
Jo I'm sitting here in Nebraska cracking up. I've lived my whole life in Kansas and Nebraska tornado Central and you know you're so spot on because when did sirens go up we're so used to it we just go to bed you know we just say screw it we might look out the window if it sounds noisy or winds blowing a little more otherwise we're just going to bed there's probably been one or two times in 7 years I actually went to the basement. You go down in the basement this shit's going to come down on top of you anyway so you take your choice. My sister lived in emporia Kansas when it hit in the seventies and she was in an apartment behind a mall on the top floor and she grabbed her baby and got down the steps on the main floor in a closet and when the storm was over which she said sounded like a freight train coming through all that was left of her apartment was the toilet so I say just go to the toilet and I'm saying LOL A lot of people around here don't have basements anymore they just have safety rooms and they're usually the bathroom. If you never seen distraction from a tornado you've never lived it does the most freaky crap you've ever seen it it can take a triple semi and turn it over like a little Tonka toy and then it can just leave a sunroof in a Yugo car like I had a 1989 and Wichita Kansas all my windows were beat out of that car and it looked like somebody took a sledgehammer to it but the sunroof was undamaged and it had just popped it open. Thing you don't want to do is be on the highway or an open factory like those poor people in Kentucky because all that will just come on down on you what you want to do is get a helmet because that stuff is going to impale your head it takes those little sticks and it just beats them into stuff you'll see sticks impaled and stuff that you never knew could be impaled and then you'll see a piece of paper that wasn't even touched crazy crazy wind man it's not like a landslide or a wildfire you just know it's going to come on down when it's ready you don't get prepared like a wildfire or something like that it's interesting but after a while you just become like the guy that was with you now it's not going to come here I've lived in this town since 1963 and it ain't came here yet so you know you get kind of used to those sirens. When I lived in Wichita Kansas 1989 now it did come there it came there four times and one day every time it would leave it will come back from a different part of the town that came from the south that came from the west and came back from the East it was crazy that day and when I emerged from the basement from my neighbor's house cuz I lived in an upstairs apartment they came and got me the sidewalks were actually on fire in the cracks because of all the heat and then the ice that hit it it was crazy stuff man weird weird stuff you don't want to be there if you're from California LOL.
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"Who invited tornado?? He's blowing everybody!" Omfg 😂😂😂😂
Im a native californian, 2 years in ohio now, i agree, tornadoes are worse than earthquakes, much more anxiety. And its even worse in the summer when the cicadas sound like the damn alarm!
@@edithdlp8045 counterpoint, you can hide from a tornado
@@jamesoverholt878 what if it takes the entire house? At least most earthquakes here are not yearly nor strong enough to take down a house. Lets agree that neither is great 👍
@@edithdlp8045 meh, if you have a basement, you're fine. CA hasn't had a significant earthquake in over 100 years. So there really isn't anyone alive who can honestly say they aren't a big deal.
I will say that you never want to see a tornado. I've seen 3 in 48 years (thankfully not up close) and they are terrifying.
@@edithdlp8045 heh, a while back I worked with a guy whose parents ' house was leveled(his parents were fine). Big takeaway was you never want to own the house that they show on TV as an example of the devastation
@@jamesoverholt878 that sounds terrifying 😳
Jo Koy can make anything funny!! He kills me! 😂😀😄🤣
That was me when I just moved to Oklahoma and I had my first tornadoes warning...I was freaking out, but my neighbors were outside with their phones recording 🙃
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I survived a 7.1 earthquake in Alaska in 2018. This was the strongest shake I’ve ever been in. I just dive under a sturdy kitchen table or desk. Thankfully no fatalities. Lots of cracked roads, they were repaired in a few days. Mind you this happened during winter 🥶
2:30 Jo’s imitation of how we talk tornadoes in the South is a very good rendition of how we in Louisiana talk to hurricanes.
Him running at his son naked is the best physical stand up comedy I've seen all year.
Grew up in the east, moved to Missouri for a year.
Those sirens are forever imprinted in my brain. So many nights waking up to those sirens, by like month 4 I realized what the dude said. They won't come through here so I'm fine
As a lifelong Californian who has worked with many people from elsewhere (covers the rest of the US) it cracks me up to see the differences in how people handle earthquakes. If you’re in mixed company and the bldg starts to shake Californians are calculating the size of the quake ( nahhh 4.1 at most). Is it a roller or a jolt etc ! Sometimes it’s just a big truck driving by. I know several people that left California after their first quake! Now if I were in the path of a tornado, I’d be trying to dig a basement with my fingernails!! 🌪 🌪
We start taking bets on the magnitude size and where the epicenter is. 😆
Jo Koy is simply the best!!! He really would make a good actor! Keep up the good work Jo!!! We love you! God Bless you!!👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼
From Kentucky, his impression of Kentucky as no Asian people and tornadoes, pretty accurate.
There’s actually quite a few Vietnamese in Louisville, and my friend from Floyd County is half-Filipino (as Jo Koy would say ‘dad was in the military’) and years ago when I used to take her back home from college, it was like Little Filipino up in the hollers. Like every sailor married one lol. She’s coming up to see me for the Jo Koy show here in March. We’ve been friends for over 20 years now. We can’t wait!
I have been a fan of Jo Koy since the first time I heard him on the adam carolla show
This is the first time that I cried laughing without smoking weed. Only Jo can do this
Genius! The cat... the kid...amazing work!
Many years ago a friend of ours, born and raised in California, moved to Texas "Tornado Alley" with her born and raised in Texas hubby. It took one tornado getting too close to their home for her to pack the pickup truck and tell her (soon to be ex) husband that she'd put with earthquakes any damn day but she'd be damned if she went through another tornado. And she drove straight back to California with the baby!
We have tornado sirens go off every Saturday at Noon for testing. That’s how we know what time it is every Saturday. 😁
I grew up in Oklahoma, tornado Alley, and his impression of the siren is SPOT ON 🤣🤣. Although the Kentucky guy was probably right. In OK we didn't even get the siren in a warning, it was only if one was spotted on the ground directly near you. We had the weather channel on but didn't really get concerned in a warning unless we heard the cat, then it was probably time to take shelter.
Now I live in CO wherever they maybe get them a few miles west of I-25 but my husband and I get such a kick out of people. "We're sheltering in the basement for this tornado watch". No no no, you go out and WATCH until the siren goes off.
Been here 18 years and that's the first question I get asked when I say I'm from Oklahoma "have you ever been in a tornado?!!". "Have I ever been in the funnel cloud?". No, but EVERYONE from Oklahoma has been "in" a tornado according to CO standards. We know what that cat sounds like, we've heard it all our lives 😂
Yeah, most people ignore the tornado warnings where I’m at, but the last one that came through people took it more seriously because of what happened in Kentucky, Illinois, and the surrounding areas. All the businesses locked everyone in shelters. Sent people home, etc. Not gonna lie, I was more on edge too.
A year later, and that part of the country (especially Tenn) is getting hammered by tornadoes. Is Tornado Alley moving east?
@ProgressiveHeart Tornado Alley includes a few southern states. Though, they don't always get hit. Same as my area isn't always hit. Some family of mine in Arkansas had tornadoes, too. It missed them though. Luckily. Where I'm at, in the middle of the country, more north, there were strong winds, but no tornado as far as I know. The wifi was having trouble, too, but I don't know if that was the winds or just a car, possibly, hitting a pole around my home. I didn't see for sure though. Just what it sounded like. The power cut out for a second.
I am standing in Louisville right this second!! And this man isn't fibbin!! And thats the sound
I'm from a small country in the north of Europe, and I would be hysterical in a tornado and earthquake both!!! Only experienced one earthquake in my 41y old life, on a trip abroad, and I literally thought I was gonna die.
in the south east asia earthquakes are common. like 40 in a year
I lived in the tornado alley of Junction City, Kansas, and let me tell you- you can hear them coming.
To me, it sounded like hundreds of trains coming your way.
Of course, by the time you hear it, you may not have much time to get away and into an underground shelter- UNLESS you're already prepared.
That sounds scary asf! 😨
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The kids hitting the deep voice while candy high is my damn daughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I lived in Okinawa Japan for most of my life and Kansas for the past 30 years. I'll take a tornado over an earthquake any day hands down! Earthquakes are so scary!! Especially if the ground splits open! At least you can get to a basement and be safe in a tornado. I, like you after moving to Kansas 30 years ago experience my first tornado. The siren thing is spot on!! 😂😂😂 I was wondering the same thing... It was SO LOUD and I was like WTF is that??! Lol!! I learned VERY quickly and was very lucky cause the "dark cloud" I was facing at the intersection WAS THE FREAKING TORNADO!! I drove 100 MPH home to get to safety! Thankfully? I was only a mile away from home! You're so awesome!! We love you!! 💞
The impersonations are just fantastically unbelievable lol
Wife and I watching this during dinner crying laughing and choking on our meal
He has such a great control over his body..!
He is really funny. Thanks for the good belly laugh!
So Ive been in a tornado...earthquake...and a hurricane and I can say without a shadow of doubt the earthquake was the craziest because it came out of nowhere and I honestly thought aliens in a spaceship were landing because the ground was shaking in such an odd way.
A couple of years ago we had an earthquake here in Tulsa Oklahoma a 5.8.
I hadn't experienced one before. So it didn't occur to me at first that it was an earthquake. I honestly to God thought a huge jetliner was about to crash into my apartment building.
Admittedly I'd just gotten up & it's too early to think right then.
After about 20 seconds I realized it was probably an earthquake & moved to a doorway. Then I had to go get my cat from the living room a few feet away because she was scared & crying out.
So I ended up standing in a doorway holding one cat & the other at my feet wondering just why we're getting a damn earthquake in tornado alley.
@@Nirrrina lololol
I experienced Hurricane Laura, Delta, and Ida when I got stationed in Louisiana. I 100% choose earthquakes. I experienced a few growing up in Cali.
Imagine living on the 6th floor of an apartment building when an earthquake hits and feel your building slowly sway side to side because it's built to do that to minimize the effect of the quake... but it's your first one and nobody told you this
@@WebbanationX lolololol did you think aliens were landing too??????
Sometimes you just need a good laugh. Thanks bro!
I live in Arkansas in tornado Ally this is a very spot on representation of what I hear every Wednesday when they do the drill for the tornado warning 😂😂😂
Hello friend from Arkansas I live in Arkansas too
Yours is every Wednesday?! I’m from MN; our drill is just the first Wednesday of every month during “tornado season.” I suppose it makes sense though because even though we’re Midwest, we’re not really part of tornado alley.
I used to be just a couple blocks away from our loud-ass tornado siren. I would’ve lost my mind if it was every Wednesday.
Ours are the first Wednesday of the months in Texas
Anytime I catch the sound of the sirens it sends a chill down my back in panic.
Then I remember it's 12pm on a Wednesday.
I lived in California for 52 yrs and that's exactly how we react to quakes lol. I now live in Minnesota, that's the siren and my reaction hearing it the first time WTF?.
I have the opposite situation: I moved from Oklahoma to Alaska. I do not miss tornado sirens in the least. I have also learned to ignore anything under a 5.0.
Most Californians don't really know earthquakes because the majority of earthquakes that happen there are around 3.7. They had one 6.0 + earthquake in what, 1994? My home town in Alaska has had four 7.0 + earthquakes in the last two years.
@@McKavian same here in Los Angeles California.
@@ghrocker99661 yes, the strongest earthquakes happen in Alaska. At least you don't have mayor freeways and tall buildings like we have here in Los Angeles California. We had the Northridge earthquake in 1994 but the economic destruction was massive. Luckly there was no major dead toll.
As a Kansan, I can attest to the accuracy of that sound, and Midwest mindset. We ain't scared of no 'nader!
I'm from Louisville and I'm horrified of tornadoes. This is hilarious to me
I can confirm everything about being parent is true
It’s pronounced Lou-vul lol and you nailed the tornado warning 😂😂😂… your comedy is amazing!!! Much love!
Reading this thread, Jo Koy is a genius. He knows to relate to mid-murica. From a long time fan I love your usual jokes and this new material is hilarious af too.
I’m originally from the San Fernando Valley, born in Northridge as well as being present for the 94’ quake… scary stuff.
I currently live in Port Orchard,WA and a couple years ago, we made National news cause we had a tornado pop up (luckily it dissipated a block away from where i live) and we don’t have those so we dont even have sirens for them. Last week though people were receiving alerts on their phone that a tornado was coming but it flaked out haha
Washington has had them I saw a barn go up in LA center Washington in early 80s.
I remember that! Glad you’re okay 👍🏼 I live in Whatcom County
As a Chilean our reaction to earthquakes is similar 😂
My initial thought: he is not aging
My second thought: he is asian
WHY TF did I try to drink my water while watching this!!??? Im soaked!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never listen to this while brushing teeth, chocked on my toothpaste.
I can't stop laughing 🤣😂 my husband thought I'm crazy. Because i laughed while watching this!
Hahahahaha the kids part , about how the kids tell everything to him as soon as her enters the house. Hahahahaha
Love your sense of humor! Go on.... you're hilarious
I watched your vid many times again and again just to relieve my stress😄
I just love this guy!
Dec. 2018, Alaska. That quake was almost 2 min. long and it was the 1st time I ever thought the roof might cave in on us -- 7.2, I think, epicenter almost under us. Whew! Glad we built to quake codes!
Started the video being indifferent.. ended with me holding my belly. I just had to laugh it all out.
"Who invited Tornado? He's blowing everybody!"😂😂😂💀😂😂😂
No one really wants to be anywhere but back our heavenly home, JoeyKoy💞
Ever since I found this man he has made me laugh like hell. It's hard to make me laugh the last one that made me laugh hard was LAVELL CRAWFORD
As a Kansan -- y'all need to get better tornado sirens down in Kentucky. At least ours sounds like a pissed off crow or something 🤣
I'm also in Kansas but I'm from Missouri. His impression of the siren is chefs kiss. Kansas' on the other hand has pathetic sirens.
I thought that was just my son that's always "Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Even if we are the only two people in the car. I tell him all the damn time to just talk. It's just us in the car or wherever usually.
I love it ! I’m Latin and lived there in the 80s it was not fun ,yes we were about the only ones there that were late,I’m laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He was my first comedy show, in Louisville and I was there with an Asian guy… he joked on us for a hot minute! PS tornado hit the next day
that's cool! were you both dating?😊
Jo Koy; thank you for the laughter.
Stumbled on him a few days ago. Haven't laughed that hard in awhile....we're fans!
Talk about a throwback Thursday
Hahaaaa. Everything is spot on. I lose my belly fat from laughing so hard.
I'm from California, and moved to Southeast Missouri, and I expected the tornados, but no one told me I didn't escape earthquakes... 🤣🤣🤣
Standing my the door like crackheads🤣🤣🤣I spit out my coffee on that one!
I was laughing so hard I started coughing, lost my breath and thought I was going to pass out!!
I grew up in Georgia and lived through them...I remember seeing a funnel coming down from the sky when I was on the bus, in sixth grade. My mom would be on the porch ready to huddle me inside so she could take me into the basement with the dog. I would be freaking out because my dad was 45 minutes away at work and I thought he'd have to come home to his family and house gone. Happy I moved to NJ..very happy.
Jo Koy is so funny I laugh so hard that I was crying his jokes about his mom remind me of my child hood.
This is probably the best clip I've seen of Jokoy 👍
I live in Louisville. It’s true. All of it!
As an Oklahoman, this is hilarious. I remember one time, being school a kid had been moving around a lot and he was all the way from NY. A couple of our phones started going off, including his. We all looked at it sorta glanced around, then silenced our phones; He was scared and he kept looking around and asked what we should do; And we just shrugged and said it’s a just a tornado alert. Pretty normal here. 🙃
I’m from East Texas and we do almost nothing during a tornado warning, I can’t imagine not being around tornados before and getting warning in Texas or Oklahoma about a tornado and everyone else is just like 🤷🏻♂️😂
Lol. I live in Edmond, OK, and I used to work at Walmart. A newlywed couple had come by to pick up their site-to-store merch, and the tornado siren went off. So apparently they're from Alberta and had moved to Oklahoma because the wife had a pretty good job opportunity. So they hear the sirens going off and the husband says, "What's that siren mean?" I just casually say that there's a tornado warning in effect. "So does the siren mean there's a tornado in the area?" "Uhhh, yeah, it's possible." And the wife freaks. "Well do we need to get to some shelter or something???" Again, I'm all calm, "I guess you can if you want. If you live here in Edmond you should be fine. There hasn't been one to hit us since '86. Just be glad you don't live in Moore." They were so panicked and couldn't figure out why I was so nonchalant about it lol.
@@serpentisma I know exactly what that’s like, lololol. Bless Moore, they’ve had it all. I’m over here in Tahlequah, so it’s been a minute since we’ve had one. :)
@@alizamoon6842 Bless Moore indeed! And cheers to you and Talequah!
I live in Kentucky and we don't want to be here when tornadoes come through either. We get earthquakes too.
Hahaha my cat just came to the tornado warning impression 😅 good thing she's fixed
That Tornado siren sounds like the one from The Purge.
When your kids are yelling daddy x50 because they wanna tell you everything that happens in their life I can relate to 😅😂
Im from stl and u don't hear them to often but when I lived in kentucky I would hear them everytime it rained
Tornado Alley gal in MO: green skies, Jo, green skies, that’s when you know you’re fucked
“Mini-van...sports car...”🤣🤣🤣🤣