Virgin Scout: Steals medpacks, presses E 24/7, laughs after every kill. Chad Heavy: Shares food, Shares medpacks, presses E when needed, laughs after 2-5 kills.
@@Novocaino_GG Yeah, I'm sorry if my reply is very offensive to you. I'm saying you're copying someone comment because i was scrolling down and finding a same comment. The one is 5 month ago and another one is a month ago :/ Sorry, my english is bad
Moto Moto: very hard Hamood Habibi: holy shit Ricardo Milos: extreme Richard Waterson: Legendary Danny DeVito: *ah lawd, he comin'* Shrek: impossible Heavy: *I N F I N I T E + N U T= I N F I N U T*
2 years ago i dropped this to my random folder and now as i clicked it i got hit by the nostalgia and realized how memes (and internet in general) was better
the taunt should start by slowly turning the entire server black and white while playing this music and when the beat drops, heavy starts dancing and everyone's camera starts focusing on the heavy dancing
first time in TF2 casual... mind you 2019. "lets play heavy, i liek teh memes" ubercharge into the 3rd objective with less than 30s to go. i mowed down no less than 18 ppl in 30s to let demo capture the obj and win.... first game... guess im a heavy main now
*nobody:* *ceno0:* throws jojo references into every single video he makes like fr 1. dio is in this and 2. the chains reference golden wind first opening oml i'm literally crying rn he would never do this
![LIL' POOTIS - SEASON 1 [Episodes 1-7]](/img/n.gif)
i like heavy cus he got that sandvich that I need in my life so give it to me
U don't got that
kurwa
lol
this THIS THING... SCARES ME
wiesiesz ty tu ? osz ty
*Medic has joined the game.*
All heavy mains in a 5-mile radius:
"but no-one came"
Myopinion undertake
I like this comment
@@myopinion7809 That's what she said-
I can offer sanvitch and protection
Demo: I have booze
Ladies and gentlemen, the Ricardo head cosmetic for Soldier made it into the game with the Summer Case 2019
It came at a price tho, which was the entire fuckin economy
Csaba Weisz And then the trading servers went to hell
Mr. Retard probably eventually
@@youeverjustdie wrong, it will never recover, when has it?
heart le popplivoir eventually
"Why do you main heavy?"
*starts profusely sweating*
Cause you got dat
Thick boi heavy
Hecc
*Ricardo has reported this video*
*Reason:* *Sexual* *Harassment*
DEVIL
Miss Pauline: Where did my Lipstick go?
Medic:
where is my lipstick go :)
Word of advice: don't eat cherry lipstick. It doesn't taste like cherries.
You're the one who took it 😂
But... it looked so good.
@@SkupperNog ikr
therapist: Heavy Milos isn't real, he can't hurt you
Heavy Milos:
Not when I shift into Maximum Overdrive Hold my sandwich
@@thedatathief4313 sanvich*
Overwatch: i have sexy character
Tf2: we have heavy
Medic without makeup is pretty hot too
Mercy or me
(WHOLE WORLD) *MEEEEDIIIC* !
HEAVY IS DEAd
@@brunobucciriati.129 WHY IS THE HEAVY IS DEAD?
snr.ChElOvEk I THINK ITS...SHUT UP YOU ARE DEAD
*_The rest of the Red team has been auto-balanced to Blu team for fairness_*
I don't think even Saxton Hale on the Blu team could even fix this balance issue.
They still don't stand a chance.
They gonna die
the aimbotting snipers won't stand a single chance
I am to strong still
"Scientists have discovered the hottest object in the universe"
This Heavy: *Pathetic.*
The heaviest object in the universe is obviously Heavy.
Heavy: the burning you feel it is shame
The sun: bruns brighter
The hottest thing ever is Dedede
Without a shadow of a doubt
Jungle boots + heavy lifter + heavy duty rag while doing the Proletariat Posedown taunt.
*"It is not gay to like Ricardo Heavy"*
_~ Joseph Stalin_
Lawrence Han
Ok good, Though that doesn’t stop my Girlfriend being jealous.
I agree,liking heavy is fine but beyond that is not okay
Joseph jostar)
i agree with this even now!
My lifegoal: get a wife
My obsticale: *ricardo heavy*
Same, except you need to replace the w with an l
Ricardo is better, me; a 20 years old virgin who'se never had a gf. Ricardo is god itself. U can't hate it if it were real.
Hello there
@@domarkas.a no
@@kannatheweeb8836 *Yesnt*
Girl: My standarts arn't *that* high.
Her standarts:
Her standarts is doc with lipstick
As a girl, i can confirm lmao
This feels actually original. Good one.
She wants the Ricardo heavy
unreachable
1995: In 2019 we will have flying cars!
2019:
Austrian This is better
We surpassed their expectations.
But I never thought that, was to busy watching Jurassic Park for the millionth time
It's better then flying cars
@@gamergrill4933 you read my mind
*Ricardo Milos:* I'm tired being in a meme
*Heavy:* Don't worry mate, I got you
JenniferWakeman[XJ-9]
Heavy's Russian not Australian
Jennifer Wakeman [XJ-9] nah it’s Comrade
420th like
@@skippy9273 421st like
Not to worry comrade, I will handle this
I fear no man but that thing
*Medic with lipstick*
It scares me
We ain't talk about that freak alright he's not here is he
@@pyro1436 *MMMMPHHHHHH*
MeeM
Not FBI MeeM
Medic Girlfriends
DIO: if I can just....get out of here
Ricardo Heavy: *Nyet!*
Heavy: NYET!
Didn't even notice him
@@bahroumuiloushitively7465 now you did
Yare yare daze
oh F--- *loads shot gun*
So how sexy do you want Heavy to be in this video?
ceno0: *Y E S*
sexy isnt a word for his beauty
Gays
No he is just sexy
More like
ceno0: *Д А*
Tap on a clip to paste it in the text box.
Dio will need more than a stand to fight this beast.
Heavy Ricardo isn't affected by Time Stop and is invincible to damage.
Heavy Ricardo is unstoppable.
He need one of my mask
Heavy Ricardo is an Absolute Unit of a God
@@GrandAdmiralTentales ok basically....I HAVE HEAVY RICARDO
So uhh... can I have a word in this?
I fear no man, but that thing... It scares me
*seduces me
Virgin Scout: Steals medpacks, presses E 24/7, laughs after every kill.
Chad Heavy: Shares food, Shares medpacks, presses E when needed, laughs after 2-5 kills.
Or doesn’t taunt at all
*And joins Conga lines*
chad heavy does sit-ups after every kill
@@thespamman7288 he does 20 sit-ups every time he eats sandvich, so he never gains weight
Scout's medic:
Hope to see avatars of thoose medics in game for a few years
Same thing with heavy
@@anonanonson5996 he can dress like that I'm pretty sure
That cosmetic’s called Fantastic Dr Plastic and I’m so fucking glad it wasn’t officially put into TF2
@@anonanonson5996 actually thats what i thought when looking at the heavy, then i see this comment. huh
@@narklos1873 I know and i agree
10+ years later and tf2 is still memeing
If Valve gave a shit we could continue for like 50 years.
@@kenansabic2901 No doubt!
But at what cost, I wonder, is this what heavy was really abt ? i ask you xD
Now
Overwatch: we have the hottest video game characters
Tf2:
U copying someone comment
@@diamondbrony8550 I'm not trying to copy, but if I am sorry
@@Novocaino_GG Yeah, I'm sorry if my reply is very offensive to you.
I'm saying you're copying someone comment because i was scrolling down and finding a same comment. The one is 5 month ago and another one is a month ago :/
Sorry, my english is bad
@@diamondbrony8550 it cool man, funny meme doe XD
@@Novocaino_GG Its not funny meme, But its Legendary Meme XD
*phone rings*
Bogdamedic: 'he heavy?'
man on the phone: 'yes'
Bogdamedic: 'charge it'
kek
Moto Moto: very hard
Hamood Habibi: holy shit
Ricardo Milos: extreme
Richard Waterson: Legendary
Danny DeVito: *ah lawd, he comin'*
Shrek: impossible
Heavy: *I N F I N I T E + N U T= I N F I N U T*
best comment ever i saw XD
What about hamood habibi
More like impossibal
Hotel: trivago
James Charlie:E
And this is why I love my tf2 recommendations
Keith's Stupid UA-cam Channel I messed up the 69 your welcome
@@doombladebell8792 I mean it's at 72 but weird flex but ok. Also its you're
I searched for this
Therapist:"ricardo heavy isn't real it cant hurt you"
Ricardo heavy:
*seduce you
jeff wholsome he wont
hurt you
That medic is so unbelievably intimidating.
I am afraid.
“What does Heavy need?”
*Stares at Aussie Minigun*
kirb shut it s o n
*Aussie Sandvich*
Kirb!
U GOT THAT
G
*RICARDO POOTIS APPROVED*
this is why dio died
*is that a jojo reference I sense*
Wait, I thought that Dio died in Season 1.
IS THAT A MFING JOJO REFRENCE
I thought Dio died because he kicked with his bad leg?
Ricootis
Heavy: "Dio. It’s been 11 seconds. I guess that’s your limit now."
AKnowEvery There’s only one reason you lost. You pooted me off.
Theres one reason you lost. Just one simple reason. You touched my gun.
@@ventingoreos6843 don't touch Sascha...
RageSaiyanRugBoi Touching his gun is equivalent to insulting Josuke’s hair
@@MiniMan5450 WHAT TUE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY SASCHA?!?!?!?
*When heavy slides into your DMs just to take your girl*
I’m sorry I’m laughing a little to hard at this.
Me: Heavy is boring
*Sees this video*
Also me: I am officially a heavy main.
Ereacitsf. Delõezteed thoois cokmnit
Big Joey?
Is that you!
Plastic surgeon : how do you want your lips to look like
Medic: J A V O L
More like "J A V O L", but okay.
Medic can do his own plastic surgery
Weird flex, but okay
Jawohl.
bogdanoff
*Top 10 Videos That Will Question Your Sexuality*
İts ok if its heavy milos
internet 101
The video questions your sexuality? lol
Top 10 Videos that will make you question the Meading of Existence
@@theCometPM Yeah I was gonna say...
Me: *casually plays demo and respawns*
The Enemy Heavy And Medic outside our spawn with a uber exchange:
As A medic main I diagnose you with dead
When everyone only notice heavy and leaving out medic
"Sad medic noises"
**sad medic main noises**
**sad new medic noises**
Somewhere in the Sad medic noises, someone shouted:
*MeEeeEeEEEdIiC!*
@@TheDailyBugleJ3
**aNgErY medic main noises**
*Sad pyro noises*
"TF2 is dead"
Does it look dead to you now ?
Nyet!
Even in its current conditions this game still rocks. Same cannot be said for "CERTAIN" games.
it still have 50k player on averagely even with the hacker bots. It aint dead yet
TF2 and dead memes are still alive
TF2 and dead memes : you won't let me live, you won't let me die
Freshman over here
Therapist: Ricardo Heavy isn’t real, he won’t bless you
Ricardo Heavy:
I see what you did there
B L E S S E D
*Hoovy*
I think you meant *seduce
Medic too
Whoever dislikes this is not a pootis marine.
Da
1.5k dislikes this must mean they are no pootis and just toxic scout mains XD
Da pootis comrade
Sorry but i wanna right click when i scoped at friendly :(
People who disliked: well crap 💩
This made my tumor grew another tumor, thus killing it, thanks
Excuse me but wtf
Pootis Man came in my dream last night, thus filling my head full
r/cursedcomments
There’s always a bigger fish.
funny thing is that actually can happen
Spy: Seduce me
Heavy: ok
Heavy: (makes the Ricardo dance)
Spy: N I C E
SEXCELLENT
how_to_seduce_spys_without_backstabing_then.heavy.scrumpy.ugotthat
*_I never been more H O R N Y_*
(Giorno's theme starts playing)
*SEXALENT*
In this style Dr. Bogdanoff is really scary. DIO need to think who is real bad guy here.
I agree.
I'm thinking about it.
Bogdanoff IS The real nightmare Fuel here
GoldenSP Crash eet.
Therapist: Medic with lipstick doesnt exist.
Medic with Lipstick:
There can be a female medic wearing lipstick on the battlefield so it does exist.
me: i want to be straight
obstacle: milos heavy
Heavy Milos*
*YOU SEXUALITY STATS HAVE CHANGED: GAY*
i S t H e R e A w A y T o C h A n G e M y S e X u A l I t Y?
I lost the objection ages ago thanks to Heavy Milos
MediExcalibur reference.
I looked at this and simply said “Oh god no I must ignore this” while simultaneously clicking on it
that soldier is a spy!
That soldier is a spy!
The freking soldier is a spy!
THAT SOLDIER IS A SPY
That soldier is a bloody Spy!
That medics face will get me every time
doomp ieet
It disturbs me tbh
Reminds me of the Joker tbh
LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD BUT ITS FUCKING LIP STICK XD
Taking the words "medic gf" to whole new level
overwatch: we have hottest characters
TF2: Hold my vodka
Sandwich
The hottest character is Engineer
hold my skrampey.
Demoman is satan himself.
On the one hand, I feel kinda bad for Dio - forced to eternally watch, but never touch. On the other, I'm jealous...
Madison Price have you seen golden wind
Yo, when did medic turn into James Charles?
I know right? Lmao 😂😂
Omfg.
When he saw heavy
I think this video explains it
ua-cam.com/video/NqAEPFbdqGY/v-deo.html
Dfncu oe. Dsujeeybee. Djjxhh!!!!! >:(((
1900's: There will be flying cars in the future!!!
2019: U POOT THAT
i hate this meme
This is better than flying cars
Let me guess
FBI is responsible?!
Thank you FBI, very cool!
EVEN BETTER
Heavy would make a killing if he had an OnlyFans account
Hell yeah he would
Agreed
Yep
Agreed
I bet that's how he pays for all the money he shoots away in fights
Friend: So why do you like heavy so much?
Me: remembers the video
Me: it's complicated
What kind of video shall we recommend to this person
UA-cam:Yes
I can't unsee medic with lipstick
Gay
Хах!
every fan of valve : WE LOVE RICARDO
valve : *hold my beer*
Therapist: Heavy Ricardo can't hurt you
Heavy Ricardo:
We need a Bearded Expense version of this
We are not prepared yet.
I am not prepared for such things *yet*
My PP is not
YES!!
Cause he got that
Everyone: TF2 is dying
This video: *Hold my Heavy*
Heavy hold my snadvich
@A.T.P Engineer I'm pretty sure everyone knows who sasha is
More like: hold my pootis bird
Also: TF2 is immortal
cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/702163914871406663/702168775612563546/IMG_20200421_113021.jpg
@A.T.P Engineer PUT DISPENSER HERE
This Is The Best Thing To Ever Exist On The Internet
Very
Yes
Affirmative
Indeed
TITBTTEEOTI
When the heavy gets ubercharged:
The way heavy eats those sandviches both amuse me
...and scare me.
It turns me on
Nom
Virginity.exe has been removed from this platform.
*Ok* *I like them big...*
I like em chunky
Hold Up
I THINK MOTO MOTO LIKES YOU😏
I like em heavy
*I LIKE 'EM GERMAN*
Get it? Because of the fanfics...
Nevermind.
2 a.m.
Me: I want to sleep
My brain:
My brain: this video
2 years ago i dropped this to my random folder and now as i clicked it i got hit by the nostalgia and realized how memes (and internet in general) was better
There Are NO Words ON GOD's GREEN Earth THAT CAN describe HOW SPECTACULARLY ERECT I AM
I jacked off earlyer before watching this and my dick is erect again
@Poe Soul that's not enough
@Poe Soul MORRRRRRRR
@Poe Soul MOAR
@Poe Soul MOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR33333
My medic: *Loses one point of health*
Me:
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Absolutely no one:
UA-cam:recommends this
Me:likes it
Lol same
dog: *dies*
Hotel:trivago
Me: like the comment
Me: *happy noise*
Ah yes you can’t defeat...... MY STAND!!!!
Stand: ricardo heavy
Normal attack: punch
Secondary attack: heavy machine gun
Special power: do ricardo dance (insta kill everyone so its op)
Imagine if this Taunt was actually available...
*RICARDO MILOS APPROVES*
Some of it is Mannerobics
the taunt should start by slowly turning the entire server black and white while playing this music and when the beat drops, heavy starts dancing and everyone's camera starts focusing on the heavy dancing
I WANT THAT TAUNT AND I WANT IT NOW
Amazing and cursed at the same time
Like you.
Like you.
Like you.
Like you.
©
Community: TF2 is dying what are we going to do?
ceno0: hold my beer.
first time in TF2 casual... mind you 2019. "lets play heavy, i liek teh memes" ubercharge into the 3rd objective with less than 30s to go. i mowed down no less than 18 ppl in 30s to let demo capture the obj and win.... first game... guess im a heavy main now
Selling "no gay it's Ricardo" pass
Like to buy
You got the shit?
i'm already tracer
Reasonable price, I'll buy it! :D
Almost 400 likes
Thanks comrade
My mom caught me watching this
10 minutes later
she is watching with me
BRUH MOMENT
this is cancer Lol
She is a women of culture
Video:
3 minutes long
Me:
*Wait, that's illegal*
June Evasco holy shit dude
Did she enjoy it?
So guys, we did it.
They added the hat.
But for soldier...
plz valve heavy update
Really what name of the taunt
ARDA THE POTATO it’s a hat
"It's not gay if it's ricardo"
Sounds like that needs some rewriting
It's gay if it's not Ricardo
@@thatoneperson0001 nah there's some other unknown characters like heavy, handsome squidward, and others
Dios worst enemy yet
it is true
@@-.DIO.- wait a second
I dont get what you mean with Dio? Ricardio?
@@bjbrouwers5926 its an antagonist from a anime ...
@@atoaster5676 Mr President must have messing with his stand again
Mom: eat the food already! Is not that hot...
The food:
What Nonsense?!
Meme 6/10
@@diamondbrony8550 I see..You choose death
An Imperial Guard W H A T D I D Y O U R M O M G I V E Y O U?! A S U P E R N O V A O N A P L A T E?
Gay
Uhm... yes, 10/6
Nobody:
UA-cam: You poot that [TF2 SFM]
You've been out gotted Ricardo
Опять коты в коментах
Tasher Ящщер what?
O chłopie racja😂
Why are 3/5 of these responses in three different languages?
As a heavy main, I can confirm this is how we feel while playing heavy
The look on that Medic's face still haunts me to this day
People who say TF2 it dead
Me: Sexually attractive Heavy
SAH
Okay what?
**possible**
And so many memes can be made with all TF2 members or just heavy so I two 👍👍up
When they say that this meme is dead, as well as the game
Ceno0: hold my sandwich
Sandvich
I like that there is Dio looking at Heavy, through a Window or a Frame.
Actually it's a sewer
Oh Medic you look umm, lovely today...
(Edit) *When you and your medic buddy gets a 20 killstreak in one life*
100th like pootis
Oh god
Im si glad heavy is legal
He is around 40-50
ricardo heavy for freak fortress 2
As a old heavy main fuck Yes!
Well we need to think about what he do when his rage is ready
*hoovydundy wants to know your location*
They added a ricardo cosmetic. This is epic gamers
My man you predict the cosmetic
Ваше последнее желание?
Я хочу увидеть этот шедевр!
Teacher: What are you laughing about?
Me: Nothing
My brain:
Heavy: What are you laughing about
Me: _oh shit oh fuck_
0:01 DAD YOU NEED TO RUN HES TOO POWERFUL
It is too late. Don't look.
My goal: Capitalism
My obstacle: a Soviet bulky man.
*a sexy bulky soviet man
Everyone in my class: listening to zoom.
Me: u poot that
Ricardo Pootis Set
-Manly Bandana
-Soviet Vest
-Stallin' shorts
Set Bonus:
Has the ability to make your opponents stop attacking you
NI HEHEHE
*Heavy Duty Bandana
*Soviet Strongarm
*Jungle Booty
Mannly Bandana*
As the ability to charm le enemie
Actually I would set it so they would have slowed attacks by 50%
Being gay isn't a choice because ricardo heavy forced me to be gay for him
Will he didn't have to force me
He didn’t force you , Ricardo heavy won’t do such a thing , your Brain forced it self
Wait that's illegal
this isn't gay, this is hummm. ... bro?
The old saying goes, you're either gay for ricardo, or you're gay for bridget, there is no alternative
*nobody:*
*ceno0:* throws jojo references into every single video he makes like fr 1. dio is in this and 2. the chains reference golden wind first opening oml i'm literally crying rn he would never do this
My only complaint is that heavy is wearing a shirt. We need the true power of heavy's hotness
Overwatch: We have the most attractive characters
ceno0: I made heavy and medic into sexy beasts
Heavy and Medic were always sexy.
Sexier than ever*
What someone who likes me something is wrong I can feel it
@@soldier1913 Hey Medic, what will happen if ya get rid of someones blood?
@@stachuwalczyk6051 hmmm either donate or your just stealing blood
I know what I’m sending for Mini's next Meme Stream
Yes, brother! Do it! 😂😂😂
YESSSSS!!
Heavy: looks in at himself * looks normal *
Medic: * looks at heavy * what he sees
Yes
@@soldier1913 doc c'mon man!
This is truely how it feels to main Heavy Weapons Guy