I got a new fluffy blanket and so I've been watching movies/shows in bed with my fluffy blanket, and once I get settled, without fail my brain thinks, "THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF LUXURY!"
John Mulaney gives me the same energy as a very tired English teacher that can never stay on topic and instead goes of on very passionate rants and stories
I was over on the bench. Yeah cause I was over on the bench. Nothin, I was over on the bench. Yeah cause I was sittin over on the bench. CAUSE I WAS *O V E R O N* *T H E B E N C H !*
“When he was holding back the gay parts he did some of his best work” I forgot the context for this and now this is my favorite thing I’ve ever heard 😂
“i used to smoke CRAAACK” NEVER FAILS TO SENDD MEEEEEE
yeah, im glad he's getting help and can joke about it
@@sammercedes8622 definitely was glad to hear about him checking into rehab and getting the help he needs:,)
@@goofy_goober27505 hes out of rehab? Oh thats good ! Im happy for h8m5
@@goofy_goober27505 yay:,)) i’m so glad for him🥺
Same 💀💀💀 he sounds like this crackhead they used to live two doors down from me. he talked JUST like that LMFAAAOOOO
the fact this ended with *“ now we don’t have time to unpack ALL of that “* was perfect, nice job
Almost every day the John Mulaney line that I think of is': I am gay, I am homeless, I have aids, and I am new in town.'
I am *new in town*
Your profile picture is 👌
@@lovelyhumanbeing261 thank you queen, (ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
@@Apollo_Dionysus_Hermes You're welcome :D
@@lovelyhumanbeing261 :)
literally what would we do without this man he’s defined gen z comedy every high schooler in america adores him
im not even american but i would die for him
*Every white high schooler
@@samk5842 I’m Asian and I love him
@@samk5842 I'm Hispanic and I love him lol
@@samk5842 I'm Hispanic and I love him to bits lol
Every day, one sentence rings through my head, without fail
"aAND YoU spENT iT aLREady?!?!"
My John Mulaney comfort quote is “You’re a little far girl aren’t you” “no” “say it” “I’m a little fat girl”
Same!!! I was looking for this comment lol
so there's a horse... LOOSE in a hospital
not anymore🤠🤠
I wanna like the but likes are at 69
He has the best voice
Thank you for saying this, now I know I'm not alone.
I wish I could like this comment multiple times
he was born to be a 50 year old gay man but he turned out stright so he had to become funnyman
He's one of the only comedians who can make my stomach hurt from laughing so hard
i would like to introduce you to a hilarious british comedian called ✨James Acaster✨
@@professormcnasty8855 fuck👏🏻yes👏🏻
YOU SPENT IT ALREADY
I gave you $120,000 for you to tell me to read Jane Austin(and then I didn’t) and you SPENT IT ALREADY?!
WHAT KIND OF COKE HEAD RELATIVE
Bruh I just wrote this myself 🤣
Every day, when I put my contacts in I think "Stick it in! I am an American!"
"tAkE a PaUsE, JoHN"
Reverse psychiatry
Joke is on you, i didn't even read the header, I just clicked the thumbnail without thinking when I saw the funnyman.
I’ve been had 😔
now I'm in the comment section, the secondary location, if you will
disliked this comment nly bc i saw that u don't have any
@@danni639 please put me in my place
I got a new fluffy blanket and so I've been watching movies/shows in bed with my fluffy blanket, and once I get settled, without fail my brain thinks, "THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF LUXURY!"
I love this whole channel. On behalf of everyone, thank you.
This is exactly how I feel too
"a john mulaney comp that u wont watch"
8.7k people: hmm bet
JESUS CHRIST *alcoholism* UR NEVER GONNA GET THAT BEST BUY REWARDS CARD
😂
"Let me ask you this. In Nazi Germany-"
"I BRUSH YA TEETH"
"And then I didnt" -everyone who scrolled past this video
i think...this is one of my new favorite videos on the whole internet. thank you for this-
omg Genna G I love your videos!
@@yahairagarcia7208 oh, im glad you like them! :D
Love the hamifilm edits
i have two thoughts a day and they are “woahh what the fuck is this” and “why dont ya give me a caandle for lookin in the mIRRor”
commenting so that the algorithm notices u again
I APPRECIATE YOU
Same
AND THEN I DIDNT
So I said “I’ll listen to the person who posted this and I won’t watch it”
You know, like a liar
My personal favorite is
"APPARENTLY. I drank ALL of it, and said, IT'S PERFUME."
John is the only stand up comedian I can watch over and over again. I think he's the only one I watch actually.
1:10 the joy I felt by waving back
On behalf of me and my sense of humor, thank you for your service.
saving online class rn thank you
"i don't know what ranboo is"
me, a mulaney fan and a dsmp fan as well: alright WHO'S GONNA TELL EM
this is so chaotic but i'm here for it
i literally knew nothing about John Mulaney when i clicked on this. Now i know one thing- he walks like he's not used to having hips.
This is absolutely my new favorite channel. Thank you for bringing me so much joy
I would literally watch an hour of john mulaney saying "i was over on the bench"
my brother says that stand up comedy isn’t funny if you rewatch it multiple times but john mulaney will never not be funny
Facts he’s my go to depression show I just put on any of his specials he will never fail to make me laugh
Could be renamed, John Mulaney most chaotic moments
0:55 - SO IT WAS YOU JOHN (Prince Phillip joke)
DUUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEEE I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL OMFG
this is my favorite channel now
i love how “I used to smoke craaaaaack” are. the first words
"Let me ask you this. *In Nazi, Germany-* "
"John Mulaney out of Context"
this video was simultaneously never ending but also not long enough
"i made a salad with craisins!" is always hilarious if you know the context or not
0:39 is me trying to find a logical soul
His stage presence is immaculate
this channel is basically all I needed in my life
“Uh hi hello knock knock” “ummmmm does anyone have a laptop charger i could borrow?” “DIET COKE” are some of my favs
“A John Mulaney Compilation that you won’t watch”
75k people: “And then I DID.”
Came from Ranboo, and I’m not disappointed.
“The inside part?! TELL HIM WE’RE HERE!” 😂😂😍😍
Hayes:”you won’t watch this”
Over 99k people:” bout to give this man a whole ass career.”
There are a very select few good out of context compilations, and you my friend have succeeded beyond my expectations
Every video you post is a masterpiece
Jokes on you I watched it the whole way through
this is so much better than every "john mulaney out of context" I've ever watched
“A John mulaney comp you won’t watch”
58k people: I’m going to prove you wrong.
*GOD CAN'T HEAR YOU*
I knew what the goal of the title was... but that still didn't stop me from muttering 'don't tell *me* what I won't do' as I clicked it.
This channel gets better with every upload. I say this not only because it is true, but also... algorithm
ur an underrated channel
John’s last line in this video is basically a summary for the whole thing
I come, I click pause, I comment, I leave. Ah-ha! Take that!
*i MADE a SALAD WITH CRAISNS*
this has been amazing, thank you
first of all i freaking love john mulaney second of all when he waved at the camera i started hestaricly waving back. Lmao
John Mulaney gives me the same energy as a very tired English teacher that can never stay on topic and instead goes of on very passionate rants and stories
I think im just gonna loop between this and the community compilation for the rest of the night g'day
Pov: you're watching this
The way he GLIDES across the stage
i love you for that, bless you
This is a constant in my life thank you for this beautiful video
I was over on the bench.
Yeah cause I was over on the bench.
Nothin, I was over on the bench.
Yeah cause I was sittin over on the bench.
CAUSE I WAS *O V E R O N*
*T H E B E N C H !*
This is my new favorite UA-cam channel
I only watched this because the title told me I wouldn’t and now I’m really glad I did
John: shut up youre all gonna die
me: STREET SMA- oh he didnt say it
He has such doctor who energy. Would be an amazing actor to play the doctor.
"you guys i don’t know what ranboo is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask" yeah 2021 was a different time
“When he was holding back the gay parts he did some of his best work”
I forgot the context for this and now this is my favorite thing I’ve ever heard 😂
I can’t explain how much I love this man
"I used to smoke craaaack" lmao. Starting out strong
Currently observing this video for the DreamSMP fans.
Thank you for this gem
That title undersells this wonderful experience.
“tell em we’re here” goes through my head at least 4 times a day
i made a salad with cccRASINS
john mulaney is my brain all the time while im sitting zoning out
0:55 XD
this one is the best one I’ve ever seen
god this just sums up college in its entirety
I needed this at 12:30am while having ✨sad person hours✨
"Where was John?"
"OVER ON THE BENCH!"
I PUT THIS IN MY WATCH LATER FOLDER AND IT WAS IN THERE FOR AT LEAST A FEW MONTHS SOOOOO YOUR TITLE WAS RIGHT. UNTIL NOW. 😳😳😳
all day and everyday all I say in my head is "STREET SMARTS!"
i appreciate this
you cant stop me from watching a john mulaney compilation
"we land at bill clintons feet. bill clinton turns looks at my mom and says hey ellen! cuz he never forgets a bitch ever" -john mulaney
his steps are so deliberate
This channel is a godsend
I LOVE YOU
@@hayes99 NO U
This was the longest 1 minute and 43 seconds of my life but in a great way