Worst Games Ever - Robin Hood's Quest

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  • @fanglespangle110
    @fanglespangle110 4 роки тому +90

    I know some of the poor sods who made this game. Broadsword were one of those devs who had to go to a 'publisher' (To put it generously, colossal morons.) who pitched out a game and these devs would be all "We can make the game in 6 months for this much money." and another dev would be like "OH, WE can make this game in 4 months with LESS money." So yea... good sign...
    So what you got was games cobbled together with a hideous amount of crunch. Sleeping in the office under a desk kinda shit. The goals were to ge the game done and out as quick as possible. No idea how long this took but it was WELL under the time they were given. But they would often have several contracts out at the same time to maximize their income. The games were shit anyway and nobody looked so who cares? It had to be functional enough to pass TRC and that's it.
    And also, the games were absolute shit. But the publishers didn't give a shit. This was easy shovel-ware days. This game was probably reduced to clear for a fiver in your local tesco. This DID make money, horrifying as that is to believe.
    The devs HATED this game. There was a review when this came out (I can't remember where it was from) that started talking about how amazing the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time was and the impact it made on the industry and the lessons devs could be taken from it, before about two thirds the way through the review saying "NONE of this has been applied to this fucking game." The devs loved the review so much they framed it.
    The dance games you mentioned were all PS1 and PS2 if I remember right. They actually did REALLY well financially (probably because DDR was booming and these were a fiver in tesco and looked KINDA like it I guess?) and the main game was easy to just slap a few new songs on, maybe the odd new animation and WHAM! More money with minimal overheads. It was mostly animation budget too so it was the only game one of my friends actually LIKED working on. If I heard correctly, there were even arcade machines made of them but I have no idea if they ever made it to market. None of my arcade boffs have ever heard of them so I assume not.
    Some of the guys still work in the industry. Most quit because... well... look at this! Nothing kills your passion for game making like working yourself to the bone and having THIS shit to show for it. One of the lead programmers started his own studio and I got to play his prototype game for XBLA but honestly... err... it was real fucking shit. Design chops he did NOT have.

    • @blacklotus5364
      @blacklotus5364 4 роки тому +8

      Interesting read dude. Did any of them go on to do more of the stuff that they wanted to do? I hope so.

    • @fanglespangle110
      @fanglespangle110 4 роки тому +3

      @@blacklotus5364 A mix. Some really wanted to do something else cos as I said, this shit kills your passion. One of them is still kinda on and off work because how the work load messed with her mental health, one guy has gone into hardware repairs for old school consoles and having the time of his life, the rest I don't know.
      Oh tell a lie I just remembered, one of them did a kickstarter. One of the upper management. He was an arse hole and abused the passion of those who wanted to help him so fuck him.

    • @TeamTripleJump
      @TeamTripleJump  4 роки тому +21

      Really interesting stuff! Our hearts go out to the poor dev team, even if they did make something that literally hurt our eyes

    • @fanglespangle110
      @fanglespangle110 4 роки тому +11

      @@TeamTripleJump if it's any consolation, it hurt their eyes too.

    • @EarthboundX
      @EarthboundX 4 роки тому +5

      Huh, that explains terrible games so much. Devs would bid for publisher contracts, and "outbid" eachother as it were who could do it faster or cheaper.

  • @redheadredemption1573
    @redheadredemption1573 4 роки тому +91

    Between this and Assassin's Creed, 2007 really redefined the stealth game genre

    • @smpsgamer2752
      @smpsgamer2752 3 роки тому +1

      Wasnt assassins creed came out in 2006 ?

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 роки тому +1

      @@smpsgamer2752 Nope, 2007. But this awful adaptation of Robin Hood looks like a game that could've come out in 2006; hell, it looks like it came out in 1996.

    • @smpsgamer2752
      @smpsgamer2752 3 роки тому +2

      @@shawnfields2369 I am really happy that I never had a chance to play this game
      Lol

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 роки тому

      @@smpsgamer2752 Same here.

    • @eatmywords
      @eatmywords 2 роки тому +1

      and let's not forget the hitman movie

  • @Beestification
    @Beestification 4 роки тому +14

    When you complete the game, Maid Marian complains that you took too long to save her, and then goes on to break the fourth wall that she was nearly gonna save herself and "...mess up the whole story...".
    Tennings does a hilarious review of this game (among others).
    He's done a bunch that have been featured on WGE.

  • @Harleyman1231
    @Harleyman1231 Рік тому +3

    I know this is an old video, but the voice for Robin Hood and Maid Marian are husband and wife Matthew Macfadyen (Mr Darcy in Pride & Prejudice and Athos in the Three Musketeers) and Keeley Hawes (Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider games), and The Sheriff of Nottingham is Richard O’Brien (The Crystal Maze and the writer of and actor of Riff Raff in The Rocky Horror Picture Show)

  • @andymitch12345
    @andymitch12345 4 роки тому +13

    Five years after the first Splinter Cell. Stunning improvements to the stealth genre.

  • @ReaperMan1010
    @ReaperMan1010 4 роки тому +107

    Wow, I remember sending this in back in the Vidiots days. I’m deeply sorry.

    • @LJComposer
      @LJComposer 4 роки тому +13

      Hold on. Didn't you send Little Britain as well?

    • @ComXDude
      @ComXDude 4 роки тому +12

      Fricc you Adam, for cursing us with this worse-than-most game!

    • @ReaperMan1010
      @ReaperMan1010 4 роки тому +13

      @@LJComposer I did, I sent some awful games in.

    • @Beestification
      @Beestification 4 роки тому +14

      Thank you, Adam
      But also...f*ck you, Adam.

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 4 роки тому +4

      How did you find yourself with a copy in the first place?

  • @callumarmitage4828
    @callumarmitage4828 4 роки тому +28

    "I wonder what's in the chest. Maybe a better game?" This broke me 😂

  • @Googaliemoogalie
    @Googaliemoogalie 4 роки тому +17

    The was released in 2007? Imagine going to the store and getting this game over Bioshock, Halo 3, or Crysis?

    • @dr3w399
      @dr3w399 3 роки тому +4

      it looks like a windows 98 game

    • @Googaliemoogalie
      @Googaliemoogalie 3 роки тому +3

      @@dr3w399 lol Tomb Raider 1?

    • @dr3w399
      @dr3w399 3 роки тому +1

      @@Googaliemoogalie of that sort yes

    • @HubertCumbadale02
      @HubertCumbadale02 3 роки тому +2

      instead of 'can it run Crysis', it should be 'can it run Robin Hood Quest'

  • @MuchWhittering
    @MuchWhittering 4 роки тому +9

    "You must win, without your bow." Just imagine that it in weird Tennings voice.

  • @em_birch
    @em_birch 4 роки тому +8

    You guys being six feet apart has actually made for some creative and delightful editing opportunities. Good job, Peter.

  • @roopehavu
    @roopehavu 4 роки тому +19

    These are my best day when you guys upload. Keep it up lads!

  • @hintonus
    @hintonus 4 роки тому +7

    The Partridge 'liquid games' logo read was a highlight 😂

  • @RBILLINGTON94
    @RBILLINGTON94 4 роки тому +6

    29:32 Ben with the WWE reference (Jeff Hardy vs Undertaker ladder match) ;)

  • @roguerifter9724
    @roguerifter9724 2 роки тому +2

    I actually owned this but never got to play it due to owning a Region 1 PS2. I'm grateful for not getting to play it now. My maternal grandmother who is from England bought it for me while visiting London in 2008 or 2009 because pretty much anyone who knows me well knows that Robin Hood is one of my favorite characters and has been as far back as I can remember clearly. (A version of Robin Hood was the first book I ever read on my own plus I remember watching the Errol Flynn Robin Hood movie with my parents regularly when I was a kid and teenager. I'm sure Robin Hood is one of the main reasons the Heroic Rogue/Thief/Outlaw is one of my favorite character archetypes)
    She actually got me the PAL Robin Hood Gameboy Color game while visiting England in 2001 but that I was able to play due to Gameboy games not being region locked. That was a remake of the Robin Hood Prince of Thieves game from what I remember.

  • @OfficialFingazMC
    @OfficialFingazMC 4 роки тому +4

    I don't think I heard a single Nottingham accent, brummie but that was as close as it got.

  • @deadmansshoes82
    @deadmansshoes82 4 роки тому +5

    “How do I kill the guard?” *whistles*
    I laughed so hard.

  • @Achoohorsey
    @Achoohorsey 4 роки тому +7

    I honestly didn't think the game footage was that bad. And you guys clearly did the best you could with it. I'm glad you released it!

  • @Isolder74
    @Isolder74 4 роки тому +19

    Tennings review actually finishes the game and the ending is just dumb.

  • @JB-zi3dr
    @JB-zi3dr 4 роки тому +3

    Love it. Your style reminds a lot of Adam & Joe. Enjoyed the Alan Partridge references too.

  • @wayneswirl
    @wayneswirl 4 роки тому +5

    This game honestly looks frustratingly brutal. You deserve medals for playing 😂

  • @tanner2618
    @tanner2618 4 роки тому +6

    Congrats on breaching the 70k mark my dudes!

  • @AlmondXIII
    @AlmondXIII 4 роки тому +5

    “Two player”
    “No”

  • @jacksonsulser1624
    @jacksonsulser1624 4 роки тому +29

    "Jesus Christ, Peter..."

  • @putowtin
    @putowtin 4 роки тому +22

    well done for completing a single level... this one has to be the worst worst game ever!

  • @kenshig.8134
    @kenshig.8134 4 роки тому +2

    I like how you can see each individual square section of the ground when the camera starts going up lol..

  • @FearNLoathing0
    @FearNLoathing0 4 роки тому +7

    2007? Morrowind came out in 2002! This game is truly rubbish.

  • @jamiebolton913
    @jamiebolton913 4 роки тому +1

    This could be the best one i've watched thank you for deciding to upload!

  • @feathertopDT
    @feathertopDT 4 роки тому +4

    49 seconds is about the maximum amount of time I'd want to play this game.

  • @TommiP1988
    @TommiP1988 4 роки тому +5

    It’s like Fable except much, much worse.

  • @BOABModels
    @BOABModels 3 роки тому +2

    This was 6 YEARS (SIX!) after Metal Gear Solid 2...

  • @deaditeera
    @deaditeera 4 роки тому +5

    The “donk” sound after Peter’s joke!! 😂

  • @kayfimt7769
    @kayfimt7769 Рік тому +1

    A laugh riot. You guys were on a roll.

  • @georgecunningham2736
    @georgecunningham2736 4 роки тому +15

    I feel like every game they play their souls die slowly

    • @PlasticBagForAHelmet
      @PlasticBagForAHelmet 4 роки тому +3

      It's like a true to life Shadow of the Colossus. The more games they play, the more corrupt their souls become.

  • @ianmrid
    @ianmrid 4 роки тому +6

    This was a really great episode guys. I love how furious Peter was about the dildo.

  • @Macephtopheles
    @Macephtopheles 4 роки тому +6

    I have literally seen better Net Yaroze games. In every sense. (Were some *REALLY* fun games released on the old OPSM demo disks for that, in fairness...)
    But, seriously... who was responsible for okaying that game? Some games in this series you think are pretty awful but this *_has_* to be the worst of them.

  • @mistermatt9143
    @mistermatt9143 4 роки тому +5

    Looks like a poor man's fable, especially with those accents

  • @kaivalentine8033
    @kaivalentine8033 4 роки тому +5

    The voiceover sounds like Robert Webb

  • @caseonfire
    @caseonfire 4 роки тому +1

    Nice balance between the tragedy the game is and the joyful humor from you guys...having lots of laughs/ thanks

  • @AwesomeAssassin21
    @AwesomeAssassin21 4 роки тому +8

    Looks terrible for a PS2 game, never played it thankfully.

  • @Akex-if2pi
    @Akex-if2pi 5 місяців тому +1

    21:55 PETER

  • @PanelHopper
    @PanelHopper 3 роки тому +2

    Poor Matthew McFaddyn, he’s in so many good shows but his voice is so forgettable

  • @TheSubZer0HEro
    @TheSubZer0HEro 4 роки тому +3

    I feel like the games keep getting worse and worse i fear for peeps and ben's sanity.

  • @michiel1551
    @michiel1551 4 роки тому +5

    trees look like Alpacas to me

  • @Dispariabooks
    @Dispariabooks 2 роки тому +1

    I know I'm late to this video, but just as a reminder, in 2007 we had: Bioshock, Mass Effect, Mario Galaxy...and this. Compare this to ME. Go ahead, I dare you.

  • @AndyMush
    @AndyMush 4 роки тому +3

    To give you a a idea of how bad this game is , it came out the same year as BioShock, COD4 Modern warfare ,Assasins Creed 1 and FUCKING CRYSIS!

  • @kevinlambert328
    @kevinlambert328 4 роки тому +4

    Thanks for this episode guys!! So funny, robin hood? More like robin could..n't do anything

  • @speedwaynutt
    @speedwaynutt 4 роки тому +3

    Billy and Dick mycinko taking over the show.

  • @HoodlumAmnesium
    @HoodlumAmnesium 4 роки тому +4

    out of all the games on WGE, this has to be in the top 10 at least for the worst

  • @mollymcdade4031
    @mollymcdade4031 4 роки тому +1

    There actually was a BBC Robin Hood game, but it was an online browser game on internet explorer. They released a new level every episode. I remember it because I spent a lot of time as a child trying to beat the stupid Maid Marion flute rhythm game.

  • @gakk8658
    @gakk8658 4 роки тому +12

    Good lord, this was probably the worst game you guys have played, and after a couple of years that is saying something.

  • @dbone3356
    @dbone3356 4 роки тому +5

    Just want to put it out there that Robin Hood: Men In Tights is the best Robin Hood movie ever made. Seriously under rated.

  • @tommyjohnson1066
    @tommyjohnson1066 4 роки тому +5

    He kidnapped her to steal her

  • @roryk101
    @roryk101 4 роки тому +4

    I imagine TP is permanently scarred by this game

  • @iain1541
    @iain1541 4 роки тому +1

    Great video as always chaps, never fails to make me laugh. Look forward to the next one.

  • @LearnEnglishCanada
    @LearnEnglishCanada 4 роки тому

    BBC Robin of Sherwood (1988?) was awesome!

  • @ThatShyGuyMatt
    @ThatShyGuyMatt 4 роки тому +3

    This game made me want to go commit toaster in water.

  • @FearNLoathing0
    @FearNLoathing0 4 роки тому +1

    I have a suggested title..... the quiet man....... hilarious

  • @aidandunne199
    @aidandunne199 4 роки тому +5

    Missed opertunity to do a simon miller impression whit a in game character called miller but thats ok

  • @mikeadams8011
    @mikeadams8011 4 роки тому

    You gotta love the Jeff Jarrett strut on this Assassin’s Creed Odyssey dev kit

  • @JasperJunior94
    @JasperJunior94 4 роки тому +1

    I popped for the Jeff Hardy reference 👏

  • @KyrosTheWolf
    @KyrosTheWolf 3 роки тому

    This came out the same year as Assassin's Creed, Bioshock, Super Mario Galaxy and CoD4

  • @danfinn8816
    @danfinn8816 4 роки тому +3

    Well done boys, you've done it. You've found the worst game ever. I had to stop watching this the first time around.

  • @cbennett_12
    @cbennett_12 4 роки тому +1

    I can’t believe Seth Rollins licensed his laugh for this game

  • @TheMuddFishh
    @TheMuddFishh 4 роки тому +1

    You guys have to do Pilgrim's Progress at some point

  • @gracekim1998
    @gracekim1998 2 роки тому +1

    Creepy bushes😅
    6.3.22

  • @andrealves3104
    @andrealves3104 2 роки тому +1

    Oh man, What a stinker this one looks to be! Mineirinho Adventures looks far better.

  • @umpoucodewolf1999
    @umpoucodewolf1999 3 роки тому +1

    Tennings and TripleJump, maybe someday Cinemassacre will review it

  • @kamildrews3517
    @kamildrews3517 4 роки тому

    How do I request games for the show? Do I have to send in the physical copies or just comment which game and why is it bad?

  • @ewhite5810
    @ewhite5810 4 роки тому +1

    Well that's an idea... Why don't you guys do a two player Worst Games Ever... Just a thought.

  • @HubertCumbadale02
    @HubertCumbadale02 3 роки тому

    2007! not 1997? By 2007, we had Elder Scrolls Oblivion, Fable 2, Assasins Creed, Far Cry, Half Life 2, Gears of War, Metal Gear Solid 3, Bio Shock..and yet this game exists.

  • @dbone3356
    @dbone3356 4 роки тому +2

    Just want to put it out there that Robin Hood: Men In Tights is the best Robin Hood movie ever made. Seriously under rated. If you've never seen it. Go watch it. If you have... Watch it again.

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 4 роки тому

      It's alright

    • @dbone3356
      @dbone3356 4 роки тому +1

      @@jamstonjulian6947 Name a better one?

    • @OfficialFingazMC
      @OfficialFingazMC 4 роки тому

      Isn't Danny John Jules in that one? Only saw it when I was a nipper...

    • @dbone3356
      @dbone3356 4 роки тому +1

      @@OfficialFingazMC I had nevet heard of him before so i had to check IMDB. He was in a t.v series called Maid Marian and Her Merry Men.

    • @OfficialFingazMC
      @OfficialFingazMC 4 роки тому

      @@dbone3356 Ahh that's where I'm getting mixed up then. Thanks mate

  • @amandaf4720
    @amandaf4720 2 роки тому

    The Britishism "fannying around" absolutely kills me.

  • @JiklopDave
    @JiklopDave 3 роки тому

    9:51 That's what he said.

  • @brennanscarcello1443
    @brennanscarcello1443 3 роки тому

    I can't tell which is the terrible voice acting and which is just Ben and Peters scary accurate voice over.

  • @olwhatshisname1018
    @olwhatshisname1018 4 роки тому

    @9:21 Hello, my name is Mary Mencamp.

  • @erainmartinez8175
    @erainmartinez8175 2 роки тому +2

    This game freaking sucks!

  • @kennyminer2245
    @kennyminer2245 2 роки тому

    lol i wasnt paying attention , i took a glance at the screen and assumed this was a zelda game lol XD

  • @mineraljunction
    @mineraljunction 4 роки тому +3

    can't get in :)

  • @daniellamie3033
    @daniellamie3033 4 роки тому

    My girlfriend and I picked this up second hand for 50p with the intention of sending it in for a worst games ever episode. Now what are we going to do with it?

  • @ste_zace
    @ste_zace 4 роки тому +1

    you didnt even take 1 hood

  • @paulharries9558
    @paulharries9558 3 роки тому

    Her parents made Marian. 😎

  • @natesmith5426
    @natesmith5426 4 роки тому

    looks just like assassins creed form 2006 can't tell the difference

  • @TucBroder
    @TucBroder 3 роки тому

    1) Robin Hood runs like he has taken a dump in his pants
    2) This surely is a PS1 game? Sure looks like one
    3 Who ever made this game belongs in hell

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 роки тому +1

      Mmm maybe don’t say that last one😅 I’m sure they were forced to make it in a short time

  • @35antonio
    @35antonio 4 роки тому

    Jeez, never seen a game this bad.

  • @dementednun1175
    @dementednun1175 3 роки тому

    Major Oak Central haha sounds likes a wrestler

  • @PhilipNorton42
    @PhilipNorton42 4 роки тому

    I actually have a copy of this game. Can confirm that it's as bad as it looks!

  • @fool_uto3545
    @fool_uto3545 3 роки тому

    I feel like every triple jump video has exactly 19 dislikes, wtf is that.

  • @joshanatornx
    @joshanatornx 4 роки тому

    This video's description seems awfully long for some reason.
    cription seems awfully long for some reason.

  • @CrashExhibition
    @CrashExhibition 4 роки тому

    Voice actor didn't know how to pronounce Lyre?

  • @Constitek
    @Constitek 3 роки тому

    I bought this game for 50 cents, it was overpriced.

  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 3 роки тому

    What an fuggly game? It looks more like a PS1 game than a PS2 game.

  • @nondescriptcat5620
    @nondescriptcat5620 2 дні тому

    🗣AH HA HA HA HA

  • @ComXDude
    @ComXDude 4 роки тому +1

    Just a testament to how bad this game is, it was released on PS2 three month after the PS3 was launched.

  • @SteveMacSticky
    @SteveMacSticky 3 роки тому

    Robin hood and shakespeare are boringly irrelevant

  • @tome2648
    @tome2648 4 роки тому

    The guards all run like baby legs.

  • @DAXXXTER
    @DAXXXTER 4 роки тому

    limbo of the lost is worst pc game

  • @benbanks3801
    @benbanks3801 4 роки тому

    Merry Mein Kampf

  • @xerohmega795
    @xerohmega795 4 роки тому

    jesus.

  • @manicrandy1
    @manicrandy1 4 роки тому +2

    Jump to 3:00 to skip an unnecessary long and unfunny intro.

  • @Hozay1234
    @Hozay1234 4 роки тому

    "even wow look's better than this". lol wow has had many visual upgrades and looks pretty decent in some aspects now, i would say this is worse than vanilla even tho so i get the sentiment.