*mouth sounds* in here we only play *water ampule* tingles, tingles, and more tingles! *tapping sounds* this isn't your ordinary station! *imagine dragons starts playing*
Man, getting good asmr back in the day sounds really tough. Thank goodness we’re as advanced as we are know so we can experience relaxation so conveniently
@@katelyndewey1146man it's criminal. but you can always download a vpn and put yourself in argentina. use a random address and to fill out and if done right you'll only pay about 2 dollars a month. real game right here!
Which was directed by Robert Englund, Freddy Kreuger himself. 1 of 3 things he ever directed. You should check out the IMDB section for the guy who played Hoax. Aside from 976 and Fright night, his career got a little...rough
I did the math and to answer 15 thousand calls a month each call would max out at 2.66 minutes, and that’s working 24 hours a day seven days a week. Truly what splentastic dedication to one’s job.
This video has this amazing wibe of ER in his prime (4-7 years ago - very frequent content of Arkham Sanitarium videos, often with amazing props and editing. Those were the times).
@@EphemeralRiftyou are amazing Uncle E Never Forget that, this is now my new favorite video btw, I love the concept of over the phone asmr. You're creativity is so astounding and inspiring, keep on keepin on!👽🖖
I would like to thank Brian . I called about 7 decades In the future and he gave me the best tingles I’ve ever heard. Especially when he transformed into his natural eldritch deity form it was worth all 9.7 tacks I paid!! Thank you Brian for putting me into a 29 eon long coma which I woke up from tomorrow!!! Please give him his monthly bonus! Also if you are considering calling make sure to get the anti sleep paralysis plan!!! Oh boy my first time I didnt get it and man I was staring down the creator of the Omniverse for an unfathomable amount of time ranging on the border of 1 seconds and 1^528292927292729282018283929292179201181618107 eons!!!! Oh boy was that a doozy trust me it’s worth the thirty eight pieces of confetti.
I called 976-ASMR once back in 1989 and when my parents got the phone bill they whooped my a$$. Those by the minute charges add up. Later in the 90s I got a cell phone and used up all my minutes calling 976-ASMR. I was always waiting for the new month to get more minutes. I should have bought a calling card to save money.
I remember my first video from you that caught my attention was when you were stroking corn, ever since I’ve genuinely watched your videos for content in addition to the sound. Fantastic work, thanks again for another piece of art.
@@EphemeralRiftThere’s actually a lot of videos of you and corn funny enough- it was a several minute bit that didn’t have any characters but can’t recall it either. In any case it was unique enough to burn into my brain lol.
Jesus time must work differently in the tingle office as you’re severely overworked. If you’re doing 15,000 calls and each one is around 25 minutes each. That’s 260 days of relaxing customers in a month. That better be some bonus!
So .99 cents a minute, from 2:39 to 25:55 (roughly judging from when the phone was answered to when Corvus fully hung up)....so that's 23 minutes, 16 seconds. I forget how they charged, Let's say part of a minute is rounded up, so $24. That would be the equivalent of $89.34 these days. ASMR is a luxury good it seems XD
Just got done with a band gig and coming home on a 4 hour bus ride and I have this playing on my tray table with earbuds in. I can’t wait for someone to look at me funny.
This one is quickly becoming a personal favorite of mine. Hope to see another one, if there’s a good idea for it! Maybe even doing 2 or more complete calls!
Watching one of your videos is like geting under a warm blanket theres just a air of comfort it brings it takes all the worries away a temporary reprev form the Exestenal dread of reality
i have this playing on my tv at the moment and i was looking down at my phone… you wouldn’t believe how fast i looked back up the moment i heard Corvus lol
Ephemeral Rift is so creative and brilliant. I don't know how he comes up with all these great ideas for his videos but I hope he keeps at it for a long time.
Hey Paul, not sure if you read all of these, but just wanted to say that the pausing and playing with silence and anticipation is not something i’ve seen often in asmr and its so good man u gotta have it in more videos. Loved the video idea too 🙏
Haven’t fallen asleep to a video in a while, but this one has me waking up with my headphones on low battery! Your content never fails to entertain, even if I’m not conscious.
Eyes closed, that crinkly plastic made me imagine I was a test patient in a room draped in plastic, being experimented on by a Professor spiralling into madness. I could almost see the Professor slowly circling my chair and taking notes, and hear his footsteps on the crinkly floor. ...must have been in another life...
Ah another sanitarium vid, time to be trnsported to a dreaming cityscape of cyclopean design and witness untold angles of reality only to wake realize i've been asleep for a week. Yknow the basic ephemeral rift experience.
I did the math. In an 8 hour work day, with no breaks, and working weekends, you’d need to do about 60 calls an hour to reach the 15,000 call bonus. Given that each call takes about 30 minutes, I’m guessing you’ve been working a lot more than 8 hours a day. Good luck Brian, you’re gonna need it at that job
(At the start): Who will it be!? Who else is coming back from Arkham Sanitarium!? (After seeing him): Tabufala! (Is that how you pronounce it? Idk) So glad they’re coming back! (After seeing the others): CORVUS & KEVIN!? I’m so glad you guys are back!
OK, as I calculated, if you work eight hours per day, five days per week, to get the monthly bonus by calling 15000 people, every your call must take only 7 minutes, or, correctly, 422 seconds. And it's without lunch break and other, just sitting on chair and calling. It's boring, I think, this guy is real hero!
Your maths is wrong man. It would be 500 calls a day for 30 days. If you worked 8 hours EVERY day you’d have to make 62 calls an hour, which is more than a call per minute.
@@Merivio,In the basic workmonth there is 22 working days, don't forget about weekends. 8 hours for 22 days is a 176 hours per month, what is 10560 minutes. So, if divide minutes per month by 15000 calls, you will get that's every call must take 0,7 minutes, or 42 seconds for every call. I found it, I get it, thank you.
![Kindnapped! [ ASMR ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qUhwLs8qP1I/mqdefault.jpg)
"You're listening to 97.6 ASMR, The Rift. Only the freshest tingles."
You’ve been in the dark for way to long, it’s time to look into the light and accept your fate in open arms
ASMR radio is actually a banger idea
@@satisfyingvideos3426 *starts playing imagine dragons*
Only the most ephemeral of tingles
*mouth sounds*
in here we only play
*water ampule*
tingles, tingles, and more tingles!
*tapping sounds*
this isn't your ordinary station!
*imagine dragons starts playing*
Man, getting good asmr back in the day sounds really tough. Thank goodness we’re as advanced as we are know so we can experience relaxation so conveniently
Now it’s 18.99 a month for premium asmr without the ads!
"advanced"
@@katelyndewey1146man it's criminal. but you can always download a vpn and put yourself in argentina. use a random address and to fill out and if done right you'll only pay about 2 dollars a month. real game right here!
@@katelyndewey1146thankfully er doesn’t have ads on his vids one of the reasons he’s the goat
@Trace-zn4el even though he doesnt choose ads youtube still puts them when you click on the video sometimes though
For the younger viewers, 976 is a reference to the 1980's movie '976 EVIL', which is about a haunted telephone switchboard. Pretty fun film.
i just know it by the deftones song LMAO
I thought it was just some number to have in the title
Which was directed by Robert Englund, Freddy Kreuger himself. 1 of 3 things he ever directed. You should check out the IMDB section for the guy who played Hoax. Aside from 976 and Fright night, his career got a little...rough
@@bootz8775 Mechanics bi Day, Lube Job bi Night
Not to be that guy, but this video and 976 directly reference the 976 numbers back in the day. 976 EVIL actually is a reference to those numbers.
Such an honour to see Dr. Corvus again! Great to see he's doing well all these years back, or forward!
I think thats the universe that is 3 to the left, then 1 up, which means it would be in the future, with cowboys and all that good stuff
I did the math and to answer 15 thousand calls a month each call would max out at 2.66 minutes, and that’s working 24 hours a day seven days a week. Truly what splentastic dedication to one’s job.
Employee of the month!
Dude doesn’t sleep just to help others sleep
Thats a legend right there
I too did some math. This call was about 30 minutes. That means that there are roughly 3125 Earth days in that ASMR patients month
I never thought i'd see the day of Corvus having a full on conversation with someone who isn't the viewer directly like this, wow.
This video has this amazing wibe of ER in his prime (4-7 years ago - very frequent content of Arkham Sanitarium videos, often with amazing props and editing. Those were the times).
He still makes amazing videos now, if not even better. No doubt about it
his first video to whenever his last is is his "prime"
appreciate it. i may not have the physical energy i once did, but i still have the mental, so i'm trying to make the best of it while it lasts LOL
@@EphemeralRiftyou are amazing Uncle E Never Forget that, this is now my new favorite video btw, I love the concept of over the phone asmr. You're creativity is so astounding and inspiring, keep on keepin on!👽🖖
I would consider that more of the “golden age” of the ER channel. ER is still in his prime
You explaining the Corvus roleplay to Corvus makes life okay
As a rifter and call center commander, this video has me feeling some kind of way. ❤
This video's cinematography is truly out-of-this-universe
I would like to thank Brian . I called about 7 decades In the future and he gave me the best tingles I’ve ever heard. Especially when he transformed into his natural eldritch deity form it was worth all 9.7 tacks I paid!! Thank you Brian for putting me into a 29 eon long coma which I woke up from tomorrow!!! Please give him his monthly bonus! Also if you are considering calling make sure to get the anti sleep paralysis plan!!! Oh boy my first time I didnt get it and man I was staring down the creator of the Omniverse for an unfathomable amount of time ranging on the border of 1 seconds and 1^528292927292729282018283929292179201181618107 eons!!!! Oh boy was that a doozy trust me it’s worth the thirty eight pieces of confetti.
The silence & then pocket button pocket button!!! I actually got emotional with the silence have no idea why. Thank you for all that you do ❤❤
Its crazy how this video was foreshadowed in the last video, when Margaret talks about the ASMR hotline while using the phone on the stimulus board.
When you did the pausing bit 😍 genuinely amazingly tingly
The ending is so...
ethereal
Meta af
You are awesome. Thanks for taking us back to the 80s (those of us who were in there then) so I’ll make a fanart of you
Brian has definitely saved lives
So glad to see the old characters. I hope you keep it up for this year. Rift world is my favorite part about this channel.
i'll try! i have plans..
This might honestly be the best and my favorite asmr video of all time.
Seeing your flushed out Characters interact with each other makes me so happy.
heheh i try!
I called 976-ASMR once back in 1989 and when my parents got the phone bill they whooped my a$$. Those by the minute charges add up. Later in the 90s I got a cell phone and used up all my minutes calling 976-ASMR. I was always waiting for the new month to get more minutes. I should have bought a calling card to save money.
I remember my first video from you that caught my attention was when you were stroking corn, ever since I’ve genuinely watched your videos for content in addition to the sound. Fantastic work, thanks again for another piece of art.
stroking corn? haha i don't remember that at all. sure that was me? maybe a 2 minute tingle video? hmmm
@@EphemeralRiftThere’s actually a lot of videos of you and corn funny enough- it was a several minute bit that didn’t have any characters but can’t recall it either. In any case it was unique enough to burn into my brain lol.
Honestly, a hotline for the best late night ASMR sounds a lot more fun and gratifying than certain other numbers advertised after dark.
major props for being able to record two separate videos and have the conversation flow so smoothly!!
There’s gonna be a point where you actually summon something with those chants you do 😂
lol
Who's to say he hasn't already?
Jesus time must work differently in the tingle office as you’re severely overworked. If you’re doing 15,000 calls and each one is around 25 minutes each. That’s 260 days of relaxing customers in a month. That better be some bonus!
$5 homie!
The "techical term" for the parts that stick up on a comb are the TEETH!
haha yeah it popped into my head afterwards
For real, everytime Ephemeral Rift does a story based ASMR, it is always cheff Kiss.
"Hi I've been trying to reach you about yout cars extended warranty!"
So .99 cents a minute, from 2:39 to 25:55 (roughly judging from when the phone was answered to when Corvus fully hung up)....so that's 23 minutes, 16 seconds. I forget how they charged, Let's say part of a minute is rounded up, so $24. That would be the equivalent of $89.34 these days. ASMR is a luxury good it seems XD
Bridge card
I like to imagine that we, the viewer, have a lifetime subscription to 976 ASMR because we can listen to the ASMR for hours on end
Just got done with a band gig and coming home on a 4 hour bus ride and I have this playing on my tray table with earbuds in. I can’t wait for someone to look at me funny.
I LOVE❤ this! Love the nostalgia flavor...🥰 Thank you Uncle E❤🇮🇹
Fratm
rift makes the best asmr videos hands down, love how creative he is.
At $0.99 per minute with the first minute free, the alien at the beginning spent $359 for his tingles.
🤑
This one is quickly becoming a personal favorite of mine. Hope to see another one, if there’s a good idea for it! Maybe even doing 2 or more complete calls!
Honestly could listen to the gray alien for hours while he relaxes on the couch 😅
Turns out Cthulhu and I have the same pillow case, neato.
Man he does
I think that's the code to Margaret's busy board.
Yo this one is lit. Feels like an avenger meet up.
This is by far the most creative one yet, I love it!
you know your going to sleeping in even when your not when uncle E uploads
Need to see dr Corvus calling the asmr hotline and getting a role play of himself
This just might be the best one yet🔥
LETS GOOOOOO!!!
Alien guy and a phone so far can’t wait for what’s after these first 3 minutes
Watching one of your videos is like geting under a warm blanket theres just a air of comfort it brings it takes all the worries away a temporary reprev form the Exestenal dread of reality
i have this playing on my tv at the moment and i was looking down at my phone… you wouldn’t believe how fast i looked back up the moment i heard Corvus lol
That poor alien spent (at least) $3,564 and didn't even fall asleep until afterwards. I hope the currency man can get him a good deal!!
Nah this a goated premise
Pleaseeeee make this a series!!!
Such a perfect video! Still haven't made it all the way through to the end without falling asleep. AMAZING!!
Ephemeral Rift is so creative and brilliant. I don't know how he comes up with all these great ideas for his videos but I hope he keeps at it for a long time.
Fantastic tingles as always
Hey Paul, not sure if you read all of these, but just wanted to say that the pausing and playing with silence and anticipation is not something i’ve seen often in asmr and its so good man u gotta have it in more videos. Loved the video idea too 🙏
yeah there's so many dif triggers to keep track of i often forget! lol i should probably keep a little list
That ending got me a few seconds before going to sleep
I love how even though it's set in the 80's, Corvus still uses an ancient phone.
I love these. You are so talented at what you do!! You could've been a voice actor or a regular actor even. :)
In another universe where the internet didn’t take off this is totally happening somewhere.
That was great man, always love your content and always makes me fall asleep (in a great way)
I have returned from my isolation just in time to see my boy Corvus! And few other videos from earlier! Uncle E spoils me!
Lovely concept
we require another of these, i must hear what the futuristic travel agency was
this looked very hard to create this is a very impressive and great creation good job
I was here before the Mr. McChicken person
You are my favorite UA-camr, I love the content and I look up to you, love ya
Haven’t fallen asleep to a video in a while, but this one has me waking up with my headphones on low battery! Your content never fails to entertain, even if I’m not conscious.
Please do more of these😊
i'll try!
The videos lately have been insanely high quality production wise, they’re so impressive
Uncle E uploads this vídeo, other ASMR content creators: ✍️📝
Great vid!
Clicked faster than Rift could say Good Now!!
"Think I'll sleep with my eyes open"
Too relatable
roleplays the best always
Beautiful
This is amazing always love the creativity and splendtastic tingles paul thank you!
The way you introduced Cthulhu made me giggle
Zogthrip callback too! Maybe another edition of that roleplay is in store for us
Eyes closed, that crinkly plastic made me imagine I was a test patient in a room draped in plastic, being experimented on by a Professor spiralling into madness. I could almost see the Professor slowly circling my chair and taking notes, and hear his footsteps on the crinkly floor.
...must have been in another life...
common ephemeral W
This is the type of video that I subscribed to this channel for❤
Another high quality ASMR videos from Uncle E😴
Amazing video uncle E
Glad to see your sense of creativity is alive and well
When he first put the paper bag over his head and began speaking in tongues, I lost it.🤣
Ah another sanitarium vid, time to be trnsported to a dreaming cityscape of cyclopean design and witness untold angles of reality only to wake realize i've been asleep for a week.
Yknow the basic ephemeral rift experience.
This one is amazing🎉, gives me a nostalgia tingle like there's no tomorrow!
I did the math. In an 8 hour work day, with no breaks, and working weekends, you’d need to do about 60 calls an hour to reach the 15,000 call bonus. Given that each call takes about 30 minutes, I’m guessing you’ve been working a lot more than 8 hours a day. Good luck Brian, you’re gonna need it at that job
angel numbers ✨🌙☁️
keep up the good work ephemeral rift love your content!!!
Gotta be honest forgot Corvus has a middle name and as a one piece fan my heart stopped when he said “Corvus D. Clemmonds”
At this point uncle E is truly ASMR godfather
(At the start): Who will it be!? Who else is coming back from Arkham Sanitarium!? (After seeing him): Tabufala! (Is that how you pronounce it? Idk) So glad they’re coming back! (After seeing the others): CORVUS & KEVIN!? I’m so glad you guys are back!
I was so concerned about your hands in the opening sequence 😂
lol
this is best tingles if I ever seen
Excellent content as always ephemeral rift
Amazing work as always rift
OK, as I calculated, if you work eight hours per day, five days per week, to get the monthly bonus by calling 15000 people, every your call must take only 7 minutes, or, correctly, 422 seconds. And it's without lunch break and other, just sitting on chair and calling. It's boring, I think, this guy is real hero!
Your maths is wrong man. It would be 500 calls a day for 30 days. If you worked 8 hours EVERY day you’d have to make 62 calls an hour, which is more than a call per minute.
@@Merivio,In the basic workmonth there is 22 working days, don't forget about weekends. 8 hours for 22 days is a 176 hours per month, what is 10560 minutes. So, if divide minutes per month by 15000 calls, you will get that's every call must take 0,7 minutes, or 42 seconds for every call. I found it, I get it, thank you.
Brian omniversed that shit to get the 15k calls in
I’ll be a monkeys uncle if this isn’t the most clever concept for ASMR
I still hope to this day, that one day ER will get a film theory video (hopefully before mat pat retires)
Ok the more he does these videos the more I feel like this is multiversal omniversal or outerversel
multiomnioutereverywhereversal
thanks for asmr😊😊。
your asmr videos are the best on yt😴
05:48 Yes! I love non sequitir stuff.