[ASMR] You Are an iPad
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- Опубліковано 10 сер 2020
- Hey everyone! In this binaural ASMR video, you are an iPad.
This video includes whispering (both intelligible and unintelligible), tapping, swiping, glass sounds, "stippling" (inspired by ASMRrequests - / asmrrequests , a variety of visual triggers, and more. I hope you'll enjoy it!
My other channel - / @mattastic
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Thanks for watching!
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*HELP*
I JUST CLICKED ON THIS VIDEO AND LITERALLY TURNED INTO AN IPAD ua-cam.com/video/sQCE7RLf9JM/v-deo.html
what the
Wizard!
What the
Legendary
久しぶりに見に来たらまた新しい動画が今来ててびっくり！！
why is there a man with a surprisingly amazing mustache tapping the window outside of my room please help
LMAO YES!!
Lmaooooo THIS IS UNDERRATED
Jajajajajaja
Dr egg men as a child
Ok don’t freak out
Be your an IPad
Guys don't disturb him. He's finding out Obamas last name.
his last name is obviously barack smh 😔😔
Catfish at first I was gonna wooooosh you, until I realised
Lmao 😂
wait what is it tho
@@vinny3494 he's finding it out let's be patient
Alternative title: You are the artifact at a museum who specifically has a "Don't Touch the Glass" sign
😂😂
lol
Real
No because he wouldn't be talking while he was messing around with the glass
@@acoolweirdosfriend ERM
Mad props to a guy who sat down and quietly tapped on some glass.
You mean US the IPAD
@@Saturn8382_ i second this😾😾
@@Saturn8382_nooo, silly, you're saturn :D
@@f4ggysm4llsand you’re… oh…..
@@beautifulgorgeousman gasp?! The nerve, during pride month and everything (kidding!!)
Title should be changed to: You’re Dr. Eggman’s IPad while he creates plans to destroy Sonic
Bruh 🤣
Reading the sonic movie 2 script
John Santos oml how can you roast someone and compliment someone at the same time
Omg! IKR
He’s trying to log onto Twitter
Where's the part where I fall on your face
I thought you said fart on his face
@@NickGerse I lolled
And break my fucking nose lol
Is that a pickup line or what?
@@NickGerse ahahaha holy shit i died
Timestamps:
0:02 The Unlocking
0:05 App Open
0:13 Typing
0:31 Send
0:45 The Swipefest begins
0:56 Swipefest Ends & Moustache Itch
1:01 90% off
1:11 Closer Look/Zoom In
1:35 Typing 2: The Sequal
1:52 Even More Type
2:14 Chin Rub and Gross Sound
2:22 That about does it
2:24 App Close
2:26 Cheek Itch
2:31 App Open
2:35 Head Itch
2:37 Approval
2:44 Closer Look/Zoom in 2
3:00 What is that?
3:05 Left and Right
3:09 Alright then (What is u doin' bro?)
3:15 Oh Wow/Dang/Crazy
3:25 Chin Itch/Jump-cut Type
3:38 What to type?
4:00 Head Itch 2
4:04 Where is that Emoji/Nose itch
4:09 Eggplant 4x
4:16 Eggplant Sent/Weird Clicking Noise
4:30 Enough of that
4:34 App Close
4:36 Chin Itch 2
4:38 Time for some....Drawing!
4:41 A wild PEN has Appeared!
4:54 Moustache Man proceeds to draw shit
5:49 Stipple (Not counting)
6:01 Swallow/Head Itch 3
6:06 Haven't heard that in awhile
6:08 More stipples
6:19 Zoom in
6:27 Even More stipples
6:40 *Sigh* Okay
6:50 LOL
7:22 Chin Itch 3
7:31 Tf he just say?
7:38 Typing
8:13 Chin Itch 4
8:18 Pen Has Returned *Please no stipples :(*
8:26 Where was i? (2x)
8:33 Moustache Man Draws More Shit
9:02 Random Pen Tap
9:03 Cheek/nose itch?
9:50 Jump-cut 2.0
9:52 Pen Tap 2.0
10:09 Jump-cut 3.0
10:13 Pen Tap 3.0
10:33 Forehead Rub
10:39 Not bad at all if i do say so myself
10:47 The fall of the Pen
10:50 End Of Drawing
10:52 App Close
10:57 Cheek Pillow
11:19 Eye Widen/Nod/Finger Rub
11:26 Jump-cut 4.0
11:42 Okie doke
11:52 More type
12:04 Loud exhale
12:11 Chin Itch 5
12:16 Head Rest
12:55 Even more Type
13:19 What was it?
13:20 The Mass Thinking and more weird Clicks
13:26 figured it out
13:30 Jump-cut type
14:13 Zoom in/Closer Look
14:26 Trying to find your balls
14:42 Is mom coming?
14:48 More drawing! Return of the Wild PEN!
14:56 Moustache Man Draws Shit Again
16:04 Neck Itch
16:06 Pen Tap 4.0
16:16 Head shake
16:18 Sigh
16:22 Pencil Jiggle
16:28 Second Thought
16:36 Looking for where he asked
16:40 Eyebrow rub
18:56 Pen Rub/tap
19:07 Pen Tap 6.0
19:13 Almost done now
20:26 More pen tapping
20:30 Admiring Art/Not too shabby
20:32 End of Drawing 2
20:35 Type Type type
20:48 Nose itch
21:09 Nice, Real nice
21:16 Head Itch 4
21:29 Weird hand movements
22:00 Jump-cut and Type
22:03 What was it? 2.0
22:07 Eye Itch
22:13 Head Touch/Figured it out
22:15 Jump-cut/type
22:31 Forgot again
22:33 Figured it out
22:44 Forgets again/Backspace
23:07 Jump-cut 6.0
23:20 The Pen Never Dies (Return Of The PEN!)
23:32 The PEN Departs, It must move on now
23:43 Inhale & Exhale
23:52 Reading something
23:57 Jump-cut 7.0
24:20 Sounds
24:23 Head Rub
24:28 STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
24:34 Schmexy Moustache movement
24:39 Jump-cut 8.0
24:47 The Type
25:05 Nice Ceiling
25:12 Finishes Admiring Ceiling and Continues the Type
26:10 Planning a War Crime
26:15 *Type*
26:33 Head Itch 5 (The Final Itchy Witchy)
27:15 Running out of ideas
27:36 Off Button
Edit: This is officially my most liked comment, Thank you all so much. ❤
This is bonkers
What the hell
Just a heads up: he’s saying stipple, not dipples😂 you made my day and I’m sorry if this does offend you in any way, that was not intended and I apologise if I did offend you
@@R3.i3. Nah you're good pal, Thanks for telling me 👍 Glad i could help
Why 😅😂
finding this 3 years later in my recommended.. how amazing i love this
Same
same
Same
Same
Nah i got this recommended after the video turns nearly 4 years next month🤣
*This person has tried to unlock your iPad*
You just changed my whole perspective of this video and I don't like it at all
Ho ho and how many breads have you eaten in your life? Dio.
Banana
@@aaronlopez7184 Hello me
Okuyasu please erase them! The jotaros are getting out of hand!
My mans doesn’t turn down his brightness at all during the night.
Me neither, LOL 😂
Nor is he using a blue light filter, his eyes are going to be so tired.
My guy like me
200th like
I bet he uses dark mode anyway
Me : *decides to watch UA-cam on my iPad*
Also me: *becomes the iPad*
Same I have a iPad
What you use is what you are🙂↕️
Bro added a new saying "you are what you use"
@@acoolweirdosfriend wut
nah fr im watching this on an iPad rn💀
3:02 bro had to make sure no one was looking💀
What was blud searching😭
Susness, that’s wht
@@IStoleYourToast_6Vaporeon r34
@@IStoleYourToast_6 something💀
🤣🤣🤣
POV: You’re a fish watching a toddler tap the glass at an aquarium
Lmfaoo
*FINDING DORI WHO???*
LMFAOOOO
🚨 *UNDERRATED COMMENT ALERT*
Only a few replies 🤔
I clicked on this as a joke but i stayed for the whole thing
Same here
I think we all did😭😭
Same 🤣
same 😭
@@jackugo4612 same
huge respects, he didnt even was scared of being in a dark room for 28 minutes
Grow past 15 and then u realize that its not scary anymore
If you mean closing the lights in the kitchen yes that one still makes me run at speeds i never achieved
@@Hany_RL.Real
It's never been scary. I'm 12. 😂
@@DZD_Reaperthis comment made giggle and shit
@@KCswiggs Bro's so badass.
13:40 His eyes 🤣The eyes blinking is not synchronized 🤣🤣
Waluigi seems to be experiencing some lag
@@SmallFryUNITE nah, that's eggman.
Alternative title: Waluigi constantly tries to find an illegal way to enter Super Smash Bros.
most underrated comment here
No, we need bandana waddle.d
Damn and sticking with the dead meme. Congrats you are going full on internet explorer
@@bigdickmarly9657 No shit sherlock
I dont want to like, because it is too nice
Plot twist: He’s actually playing a drawing roblox game while fighting with an 8 year old
Damn that’s so fucking funny
I fucking knew there was going to be something about roblox
I was expecting him to be watch P
🤣🤣
Im not saying he copied it, I’m just saying he copied it
wow the attention to detail on this video is just immaculate. you can tell he spent the time to think about even small details like the ipad screen from the very beginning. wow i'm just so blown away by this creativity!!! it's on another level for sure!!! keep it up man!!!
Thank you. I have always wondered what it was like to see from an iPad’s perspective. This video has really opened my eyes and because of that I will give my iPad a lot more respect.
😂
Plot twist: he is trying to find a song that he listened to on the radio years ago and only knows the melody
Perfect comment.
9 year old me searching up dodododo dodo do and finding the song...
That's so funny
@@simpsonsshelf1981 brook thas so true tho
Dude I feel like everyone's had to of some this at some point
pov: he’s trying to find out what victoria’s secret is
h͚̖̜̍̃͐a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨt̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊
Sexy Kermit this comment smells like cheese.
Not a POV. I think the phrase you’re looking for here is plot twist. Have a great day!
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@@Sam-zt2ur We'll see about that...
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[8:20]
POV: its 3:00 am in the morning and I'm not done w this one drawing:
I gotta be so real with you I LOVE whispering (that isn’t just smacking), and glass tapping, so this was truly a life changing experience.
tf is it a life changing experience??
8 y/o me searching real mermaids caught on camera 100% real no fake:
HAHAHAH SAME
Me at age right now trying to find dolphin documents (If you watch JJBA then you'll understand)
@@lernaze871 what.
haha I tried to become one
@@mindworms5181 lmao what
Plot twist: he’s trying to figure out how to turn his brightness down.
Omg this should get way more likes lol
Ha
Xd
Another plot twist he looking for the hub
The struggle
I finally get to understand how my IPad feels when I press it a hundred times a minute.
The FBI Agent: what the fuck is he doing?
NOOOO DON'T TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE ELECTRONIC DEVICE NOOOO
Too late.
PETERRRRR
actually being an ipad is not that bad
i don't care anymore
*pacman death sound*
Weird fetish, but okay
POV: You’re reading all Plot Twist comments
Wait a sec
I-
『ʚFøxie Ańgelɞ ꨄ ŸT 🙈🙈
Actually no)
Leave
This is both very disturbing and pleasantly calming at the same time
I love how wholesome ASMR can be
Him: you are iPad.
6 million+ people: ah yes, interesting.
Yes it is😂
It sounds like a vibe check meme: U ARE I PAD IMMA TAP U
@Gussieppe Bro I accidentally clicked but I stay...I don't know why😂
hEh I'm the 690 liker
Hell yeah it's a cool idea😂 i love unconventional ideas
Plot twist: there is no plot twist, sit the hell back down and be iPad
Yes you have inspired me to sit down and be A GOD DAMN IPAD
XD
Thankz
I already am an iPad
I love anti jokes, seriously
this is the video that got me into asmr, good stuff
Plot Twist : He’s actually inside the iPad and you’re watching him trying to escape
Oh yea... im on ipad and his-. oh that explains alot.
It is Hussein
He looks likes u mixed lazarbeam and the guy from hello neighbor
Yes he is trying to escape the ipad challenge
I’m on a iPad so yeah that’s true
Plot twist: He is a discord moderator and ban people for good arguments
You mean Reddit mod?
Dominick Aqua no.
best comment ngl
Yandere Dev?
BAHAUAJAAJ
I never thought that one day I would become an iPad
No matter what I always come back to this one cause this is the only one that will give me triggers I guess I don’t know what you call them
Guys stop making fun of him he's playing cookie clicker
Bro you just made me unlock a memory that was a fun gane
Game*
Very cool Naracia
@@JakeHubbed dam me too
Narancia spraying straight facts
Plot twist: he's trying to write a funny plot twist comment
He’s found him ^
Oh so the tables have turned
@@johnxina3119 I think you mean how the turned tables.... 😎
@@em-gk4lv I think you mean denrut selbat eht woh..
@@fabzfloorz delbat evah snrut eht woh ho
Very creative and relaxing ASMR, thanks for the sleep
This is a great featured ASMR!!
Thanks,MATT!😍
Plot twist: He’s hacking into Netflix so he can delete the Cuties Movie
I endorse this
Underrated ⚠️ XD
king 😌😌
In that case he is a hero
Finally Someone had to do it
Plot twist: He's actually the Bowler hat guy from the "Meet the Robinsons" movie fixing his robot hat.
What an absolute beast of a film 🎥
OMFGG I CANTTT-
Ahhhaa, that's actually so;)
Comment of the year award goes to
No, mr Robinson invented the hat and the bowler hat guy stole it. He has absolutely no idea how it works.
Why is it so relaxing
The atmosphere is so real
Plot Twist: He's trying to delete all Plot Twist comments.
Plot twist: plot twist:
Plot twist plot twist plot twist
Plot twist: we all hate this comment.
Plot Twist: you are him and are making the plot twist comments
@@departamentodelafuerzaaere4053 fucc how u knew it..
Guys leave him alone he's talking to his minecraft girlfriend
LMAO
PLS
04:00 now we know why he's looking for the eggplant
But we his ipad we can't do nothing
Sorry but with that mustache 😅he has no girlfriend 😅
Hello dear, I wanted to say that I was addicted to this video, I watched it many times because it was so good ❤
POV: You’re an iPad and your user keeps searching “free robux” “skibidi toilet girl bra” “camera man never dies”
Me trying to find Cool Math Games in School:
HA
True
Lol
Lmaoo
Evan Mosher nobody asked me but i love papa's freezeria i mean all papas games are my fav tho
so everyone just gonna ignore the fact he started whispering “where is that emoji... eggplant eggplant eggplant there you are”
Not me anymore
4:04
No that is weird
As soon as I read this he said it
Lygzo u are destined to have his eggplant
This is brilliant and so original! I love it.
Very relaxing since I am watching this on an iPad.
"you are an ipad"
"no"
*Detroit: Become Human*
man i miss that game
@@silentwhispering me too buddy
@@silentwhispering Yes.... ( 😔
Detroit: Become IPad
D E V I A N T
“what did you do today?”
“I was an i-Pad for 30 minutes.”
Me: pathetic I get 3 hours of sleep that's how long I'm on my xbox
College students: wait you get sleep? And a xbox? Lucky I get nothing and work.
28 actully
@@raquelaguilar1301 28 minutes and 5 seconds actually
Ralph Wiggum - 2020
Pathetic! Im on my phone for 10 hrs a day.
Yes I am blind.
Damn, I'd rather watch this gentleman's random ASMR videos than finish a season of Seinfeld I'm looking forward to and the truth is... I don't regret it. Seriously Matt, thank you for your great work and for helping me sleep, if it weren't for you I can tell you that I would continue watching series like Seinfeld, House, Castle, etc. until 9 AM.
Pov this reminds me of me staying up at 3 am watching youtube (:
"Don't tap on the glass of the aquarium, it is painful for the fish"
5 year olds :
That's hilarious considering I'm at 13:00 when he is just tapping and tapping😭
I was at 1:35 when I read this comment lmao what a perfect timing
3:29
**zooms in on fish**
@@NoodlyBot Me too 0-0
Plot Twist: he’s typing the script to the Bee movie
But in Italian
You..YOU MONSTER! NOONE HAS EVER BEEN SEEN AGAIN AFTER TYPING IT IN ITALIAN
according to all laws of spaghetti a bee shouldn’t be able to cook ravioli because of its fat ass
Mamma mia
YOU LIKE JAZZ?
LMFAO
2:57
**stumbles across a mysterious website made for adults**
I love this video so much that I've watched this three times before.This is my fourth time again
My brother trying to figure out moms credit card information for roblox:
That’s a good one
This is me trying to log out and make another acount
KãwaiiGlitch♡ it’s not that hard
Am I the only one who put random credit card numbers for hours just to get Robux 😂
@@Mizol218 same...I fell asleep doing it 😶
Plot twist: its actually a real ipad, he just accidentally pressed the record button.
Omg imagine 😂😂😂
Omg imagine how big camera then is.... i would've get one myself if camera would be big
Funny
oMG thATs IMpossIBle tHe CAmeRa iS oN tHE sIDe yOU DINgUs
Did you bengek?
Yes😭
CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE THE FIRST EVER ASMRIST TO GIVE ME TINGLES
This is SOOO creative I love it!!
He's a mom trying to figure out how to pause an online game.
OHH underrated!
Imagine 😂
Tbh this is the best comment on this video by far, but mainly because I relate. Well... my mom relates to the "pausing online game" stuff lol.
yeah he's a man mother
Soooo underated, but my mom fightered it out . . . She joines and destroyes everyone
Plot twist: Your his neighbor and he’s randomly tapping and talking to his window at 3AM
LMAOO
Rindo muito
😂
Lol
But why we so close and stalking him
Almost 4 years later, still a banger.
i love how this video has more views than some official records and such-
This was the first ever asmr i ever watched!
Memories flow in
Plot twist: Your friend says he’s going to bed, but forgets to hang up the FaceTime call.
😂😂😂😂
uwuいtsじゅstぱyとん 🤜🥩
@@xvxybigboy2686 o.O
Ouch happens to me before
😂
Pov: you're actually the fbi currently on shift watching him.
I'm watching the FBI agent watch you
@@uni692 oh hey jesus
@@october3229 hello child of omen
Jesus Christ sorry I sinned
Jesus Christ I have come to you a sinner, please forgive me for my sins for I shall repair them. 🙏
loving the perspective my guy😍🙀
Baldi plays his iPad💀💀
Plot twist: He's a mom trying to figure out what a meme is
@The Swedish Girl plot twist: He's your mom trying to figure out who made the meme you just showed her but plot twist: its not even your mom its your dad
Plot twist: he’s your mom trying to figure out how to use a iPad
Plot twist: He's actually recording a video of asmr and we all stayed to read plot twist comments
More like trying to find out what a eggplant emoji stands for
More like dad
This video gives me the best tingles
As someone who watched weird ass same videos, this was one of them, that for some reason helped me sleep
7 Year old me searching up " Minecraft free " :
Dude same
Hey who liked dis
I see u
Jai Kundicevic
strawberry
Jai Kundicevic orreenge
Plot twist: he's writing all these "plot twist"comments himself.
You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
@@OhMyDarkness STAR PLATNIUM OVER HEAVEN :ZA WARUDO
creeperking 101 HIEROPHANT GREEN STAR PLATINUM: KILLER QUEEN OVER HEAVEN
@@jakey2430 MADE IN HEAVEN TUSK ACT 4 OVER HEAVEN:ZA WARUDO REQUIUM
Don't lecture me Za Warudo, I see trought the lies of the comments. I do not fear the plot twists as you do
tbh i come back 2 years later after im comment 3 years ago to say. when i search up asmr tablet you're the only that gets i what i was looking for so thank you!
This was fantastic wtf
Plot twist: He’s trying to guess the WiFi password
Underrated comment alert ⚠️
@@heh241 Ok?
He's watching porn
Change my mind
0:31
HAHJAJAJWJAM
this is not accurate at all. you forgot the demonic slapping of the screen when ipad is lagging
Calum the fox gamer i bit my ipad
NASA internet type beat
And the intense audio for when they go on *the hub*
metal flavoured juuls LMAOAOOAA
this i was me in 5th grade when i’d play obbys on roblox 😭
My dream of being an iPad has finally come true
i know its quite a few years old but i love how this is your most popular video being a creative original idea, beating out the obvious walter white vids. you and ephemeral rift are truly the kings of this shit
Plot twist : He’s trying to find a youtube video so he can eat his food.
so true lol
Me lol
Thats me omg so true
BRUHHHHH THIS IS SOOOO MEEEEE XD
Bro fax I be takin forever just to find a video that satisfies me
There you have it guys, this is what us FBI agents see when you’re in bed.
FBI on a UA-cam... Nice
@@user-oz5ee3fr4x +1
And I watch you While your in bed btw you forgot to pray last night, I died so you can be forgiven
And you can't take 30 seconds to say thank you lord jesus
Good thing I have an FBI Blocker.
i love in toronto so RCMP
Teachers pausing a movie be like
felt the tingles down my whole body
Plot twist: he's trying to find the name of the orange cat from garfield
Big brain
Are you stupid? The cats name from Garfield is obviously... it’s obviously... wait hold on a minute I need to search it up.
@@lerombus6020 BRUH imagine being this idiots, the cat's name is....
Uh
Dog
Yes dog, that's the name
The heck? Morons! it's Jon arbuckle... YeH
... Or... Wait... Hold up...
Yeah I’m back apparently their name is Nermal.
Tour Guide: Please don’t touch the Glass
Literally everyone:
😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment
Edit: I know it’s not underrated anymore but this was when the comment only had 3 other likes
Why do I make all my comments at 3am and never remember them 😂
Edit: Oh my goodness, 10k? I can’t handle all this fame
Ikr
Fr though 👁💧👄💧👁
The way bro is just staring into my soul at the start while he was tapping on the screen💀
Sounds like rain I love it
Plot twist: he's the one who's writing all the plot twist comments under his own video.
wait does that mean your him 😀
Does this mean that he, or you have at least 2,000 UA-cam accounts?
@@LPSBubbles and now 15K accs Imao
Holy shit
@@severussnape3636 THAT WAS GONN BE MIE JOOOOKE
The title should be:
"You're an FBI spying on me ASMR"
Diavolo Best Nightmare ahem
@@FBI-ob5eo oh no
@@FBI-ob5eo lmao
Diavolo Best Nightmare the FBI checks your search history wtf... why is roblox porn on here
@@exposingidiotpedosonroblox4306 YOOOO
Someone give this guy credit for doing this 🙌
Woah this is a really creative Asmr!