[ASMR] You Are an iPad
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- Опубліковано 12 гру 2024
- Hey everyone! In this binaural ASMR video, you are an iPad.
This video includes whispering (both intelligible and unintelligible), tapping, swiping, glass sounds, "stippling" (inspired by ASMRrequests - / asmrrequests , a variety of visual triggers, and more. I hope you'll enjoy it!
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Thanks for watching!
*HELP*
I JUST CLICKED ON THIS VIDEO AND LITERALLY TURNED INTO AN IPAD ua-cam.com/video/sQCE7RLf9JM/v-deo.html
what the
Wizard!
What the
Legendary
久しぶりに見に来たらまた新しい動画が今来ててびっくり!!
My mans doesn’t turn down his brightness at all during the night.
Me neither, LOL 😂
Nor is he using a blue light filter, his eyes are going to be so tired.
My guy like me
200th like
I bet he uses dark mode anyway
Tour Guide: Please don’t touch the Glass
Literally everyone:
😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment
Edit: I know it’s not underrated anymore but this was when the comment only had 3 other likes
Why do I make all my comments at 3am and never remember them 😂
Edit: Oh my goodness, 10k? I can’t handle all this fame
Ikr
Fr though 👁💧👄💧👁
*This person has tried to unlock your iPad*
You just changed my whole perspective of this video and I don't like it at all
Ho ho and how many breads have you eaten in your life? Dio.
Banana
@@aaronlopez7184 Hello me
Okuyasu please erase them! The jotaros are getting out of hand!
finding this 3 years later in my recommended.. how amazing i love this
Same
same
Same
Same
Nah i got this recommended after the video turns nearly 4 years next month🤣
NOOOO DON'T TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE ELECTRONIC DEVICE NOOOO
Too late.
PETERRRRR
actually being an ipad is not that bad
i don't care anymore
*pacman death sound*
Weird fetish, but okay
Where's the part where I fall on your face
I thought you said fart on his face
@@NickGerse I lolled
And break my fucking nose lol
Is that a pickup line or what?
@@NickGerse ahahaha holy shit i died
My mom: U can be everything u want be Me in 2020: *being a ipad*
That would be my last choice rn😂 quite unsanitary
xxx LMAOO
remember
Thank you. I have always wondered what it was like to see from an iPad’s perspective. This video has really opened my eyes and because of that I will give my iPad a lot more respect.
😂
Same.
@SkittleOffline I'm very happy you had the opportunity to experience this, did you have fun being an iPad? Getting your eyes poked at as a beautiful man with a godly mustache as he scrolls through at 3am?
@@Claire.Bonstead tbh I did
Guys stop making fun of him he's playing cookie clicker
Bro you just made me unlock a memory that was a fun gane
Game*
Very cool Naracia
@@JakeHubbed dam me too
Narancia spraying straight facts
He's a mom trying to figure out how to pause an online game.
OHH underrated!
Imagine 😂
Tbh this is the best comment on this video by far, but mainly because I relate. Well... my mom relates to the "pausing online game" stuff lol.
yeah he's a man mother
Soooo underated, but my mom fightered it out . . . She joines and destroyes everyone
POV: You’re a fish watching a toddler tap the glass at an aquarium
Lmfaoo
*FINDING DORI WHO???*
LMFAOOOO
🚨 *UNDERRATED COMMENT ALERT*
Only a few replies 🤔
Almost 4 years later, still a banger.
i love how dark the room he's sitting in is. really captures the feeling of being 8 and going on your iPad at 2 in the morning when you weren't supposed to
Dude has a full grown mustache
He said about the feeling
I love the profile picture
@@AaronDeez711 you didn't have a mustache when you were 8?!
Ipads wernt even invented when i was 8 :((
Plot twist: he’s looking for a comment that doesn’t start with plot twist.
Lol
1 hour and i found 2 bruh
Plot twist: you stop stealing jokes!
Basement His In You Puts Guy A :Twist plot
But-
Plot twist: he is trying to find a song that he listened to on the radio years ago and only knows the melody
Perfect comment.
9 year old me searching up dodododo dodo do and finding the song...
That's so funny
@@simpsonsshelf1981 brook thas so true tho
Dude I feel like everyone's had to of some this at some point
He deserves more bcs he sat down in darkness tapping on glass for 30 mins straight
I'm so amazed by it, like, I couldn't just sit there poking at the glass all the time😭😭
@venhehe556 technically we all do this with our devices daily, but like to tap on just a glass frame FOR HALF AN HOUR 😭
@@ERB_Shitpostsoh, damn it, you're right, I never thought of my phone as the glass I tap on every day... dude, you made me think about it🤌😭 my life won't be the same anymore.......😔
It's actually has cuts in it so not 25 minutes straight but 5 minutes ever6 day
@@ERB_Shitpostshe was literally not looking at anything only a light 😢
"Don't tap on the glass of the aquarium, it is painful for the fish"
5 year olds :
That's hilarious considering I'm at 13:00 when he is just tapping and tapping😭
I was at 1:35 when I read this comment lmao what a perfect timing
3:29
**zooms in on fish**
@@NoodlyBot Me too 0-0
1980's kids: there will be flying cars in the 2020
2020 me watching a guy' mustache while he is tapping on glass
LMAO Mustache is very good
1980's kids: there will be flying cars in the year 2020.
2024 me reading a comment of someone who forgot to add year in his comment.
@@NdoutaBalol
turk😦… may I ask a question??
2020: watching ppl tap on glass
2024: here comes the hurricane bitc-
There you have it guys, this is what us FBI agents see when you’re in bed.
FBI on a UA-cam... Nice
@@ЪУЪЪУЪ-о8я +1
And I watch you While your in bed btw you forgot to pray last night, I died so you can be forgiven
And you can't take 30 seconds to say thank you lord jesus
Good thing I have an FBI Blocker.
i love in toronto so RCMP
All jokes aside, this asmr is still so good after 4 years 😊
fr
Alternative title: Waluigi constantly tries to find an illegal way to enter Super Smash Bros.
most underrated comment here
No, we need bandana waddle.d
Damn and sticking with the dead meme. Congrats you are going full on internet explorer
@@bigdickmarly9657 No shit sherlock
I dont want to like, because it is too nice
Me trying to find Cool Math Games in School:
HA
True
Lol
Lmaoo
Evan Mosher nobody asked me but i love papa's freezeria i mean all papas games are my fav tho
Him: you are iPad.
6 million+ people: ah yes, interesting.
Yes it is😂
It sounds like a vibe check meme: U ARE I PAD IMMA TAP U
@Gussieppe Bro I accidentally clicked but I stay...I don't know why😂
hEh I'm the 690 liker
Hell yeah it's a cool idea😂 i love unconventional ideas
At 6:51 he writes "LOL" two times, and at 7:01 he writes "HI", and at 7:05 he writes "ASMR" which i think is pretty funny tbh.
fr
How do I spell
“what did you do today?”
“I was an i-Pad for 30 minutes.”
Me: pathetic I get 3 hours of sleep that's how long I'm on my xbox
College students: wait you get sleep? And a xbox? Lucky I get nothing and work.
28 actully
@@raquelaguilar1301 28 minutes and 5 seconds actually
Ralph Wiggum - 2020
Pathetic! Im on my phone for 10 hrs a day.
Yes I am blind.
7 Year old me searching up " Minecraft free " :
Dude same
Hey who liked dis
I see u
Jai Kundicevic
strawberry
Jai Kundicevic orreenge
I clicked on this as a joke but i stayed for the whole thing
Same here
I think we all did😭😭
Same 🤣
same 😭
@@jackugo4612 same
I think this is the best asmr I've found, its lovely background noise as I read and it just tingles perfectly
This man looks like he contains all the human knowledge ever created,
@@groomshuck8111 damn you have a hot neighbor
@@crossbolthd both of these things are useful
He looks like someone who contains people in his basement
Groomshuck *hello neighbor*
XavierHQ honestly tho
Pov: you're actually the fbi currently on shift watching him.
I'm watching the FBI agent watch you
@@uni692 oh hey jesus
@@october3229 hello child of omen
Jesus Christ sorry I sinned
Jesus Christ I have come to you a sinner, please forgive me for my sins for I shall repair them. 🙏
My brother trying to figure out moms credit card information for roblox:
That’s a good one
This is me trying to log out and make another acount
KãwaiiGlitch♡ it’s not that hard
Am I the only one who put random credit card numbers for hours just to get Robux 😂
@@Mizol218 same...I fell asleep doing it 😶
3:03 Bro really said 🤨
Be the iPad
Feel the iPad
Be one with the ipad
Let the iPad guide you
Conect with the ipad
iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad
OH THE GLORIOUS IPAD
May the ipad be with you
Experience the iPad
Become the iPad
Plot twist: He’s actually playing a drawing roblox game while fighting with an 8 year old
Damn that’s so fucking funny
I fucking knew there was going to be something about roblox
I was expecting him to be watch P
🤣🤣
Im not saying he copied it, I’m just saying he copied it
"you are an ipad"
"no"
*Detroit: Become Human*
man i miss that game
@@silentwhispering me too buddy
@@silentwhispering Yes.... ( 😔
Detroit: Become IPad
D E V I A N T
finding this 4 years later in my recommended is making me feel loved, i already love this so much😂
a hidden gem for the crown of insomnia
Plot twist: he was looking at cat pictures and saying "chonk" instead of junk
I'm confused
@@eilee6654 not a problem mate
But he said eggplant emoji
I cant unhear it anymore...
@@MenacingHollowbro’s talkin to himself
Plot twist: there is no plot twist, sit the hell back down and be iPad
Yes you have inspired me to sit down and be A GOD DAMN IPAD
XD
Thankz
I already am an iPad
I love anti jokes, seriously
Plot twist: He's actually the Bowler hat guy from the "Meet the Robinsons" movie fixing his robot hat.
What an absolute beast of a film 🎥
OMFGG I CANTTT-
Ahhhaa, that's actually so;)
Comment of the year award goes to
No, mr Robinson invented the hat and the bowler hat guy stole it. He has absolutely no idea how it works.
first day of being an ipad, kinda nervous...
💀
He looks like a super villain who’s re-writing his evil plans for the 1000th time.
Egg man be like:
@@mistyBubblez yes. YES
😂😂😂😂
@@mistyBubblez mr eggplant
@@jetsy4819 I see a man of culture
Alternative title: you’re an iPad and waluigi is buying another hat because he lost it
JAIL-
LMAO
But I wanted a waluigi body pillow >:(
GreenMario excuse me what
STOP LMAO
This is what my food sees in the microwave
Y u tapping the microwave like that😂😂😂
@@dylandavidson1336 I mean I tap the microwave lol
@@ThatSailorNerd ???? I mean u tap the buttons to get it goin, but do u really tap the glass like that
@@dylandavidson1336 hes hungry xd
Smartwave
Congratulations, I'm so sleepy I even forgot to turn off the light. There are very few asmr that make me sleepy and you are the best for me.
Plot twist: he’s trying to figure out how to turn his brightness down.
Omg this should get way more likes lol
Ha
Xd
Another plot twist he looking for the hub
The struggle
Title should be changed to: You’re Dr. Eggman’s IPad while he creates plans to destroy Sonic
Bruh 🤣
Reading the sonic movie 2 script
John Santos oml how can you roast someone and compliment someone at the same time
Omg! IKR
He’s trying to log onto Twitter
so everyone just gonna ignore the fact he started whispering “where is that emoji... eggplant eggplant eggplant there you are”
Not me anymore
4:04
No that is weird
As soon as I read this he said it
Lygzo u are destined to have his eggplant
Alternative title: Doctor Eggman taps glass for 28 minutes straight
yes, correct
you tried
who knew being an iPad could be this relaxing.
Until they start raging in a game
Until it’s given to a toddler.
Until you start using it inside the bathroom and it falls on the floor..
Imagine your iPad heating up
Until you start playing rythm games
Plot twist: he's the one who's writing all the plot twist comments under his own video.
wait does that mean your him 😀
Does this mean that he, or you have at least 2,000 UA-cam accounts?
@@SlushieSakura and now 15K accs Imao
Holy shit
@@severussnape3636 THAT WAS GONN BE MIE JOOOOKE
Can we just respect how this guy sat there for 28 minutes in the dark and tapped on a piece of glass
true
FR
True
@Amogus √ SUS
Full ascend bro
2:57
**stumbles across a mysterious website made for adults**
Corn
@@movvisq7289Born Hub
That eyebrow raise was personal tho lmao
@@movvisq7289hub
Plot twist: He’s trying to guess the WiFi password
Underrated comment alert ⚠️
He's watching porn
Change my mind
0:31
HAHJAJAJWJAM
Rip 777 likes ;)
The title should be:
"You're an FBI spying on me ASMR"
Diavolo Best Nightmare ahem
@@FBI-ob5eo oh no
@@FBI-ob5eo lmao
Diavolo Best Nightmare the FBI checks your search history wtf... why is roblox porn on here
@@exposingidiotpedosonroblox4306 YOOOO
Plot twist: He’s hacking into Netflix so he can delete the Cuties Movie
I endorse this
Underrated ⚠️ XD
king 😌😌
In that case he is a hero
Finally Someone had to do it
This is both very disturbing and pleasantly calming at the same time
Agreed😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Plot twist: He's a mom trying to figure out what a meme is
@The Swedish Girl plot twist: He's your mom trying to figure out who made the meme you just showed her but plot twist: its not even your mom its your dad
Plot twist: he’s your mom trying to figure out how to use a iPad
Plot twist: He's actually recording a video of asmr and we all stayed to read plot twist comments
More like trying to find out what a eggplant emoji stands for
More like dad
It’s all fun and games until he gets angry and throws us onto the floor 😳
Lol
I- 😂
Mia WiseFeather AHHAAHHAHA
Mia WiseFeather how is this comment so underrated😭😭
Eh, better than little kids who beat the screen until it breaks because they died in roblox
This is the most intelligent and creative idea.
Thank you!
@@MattasticASMR you are the second most creative ASMRist in my book but you are still really good however EMPHIREAL RIFTS Just hit hard not saying yours don't lol
never click on links in comment sections
@@brasquez Too late TwT
Two words Dong ASMR
5:31 EVEN THE CHILDHOOD STAR!!
Him: "Lets see what we got...."
the tablet:"10 Hot Russians near you"
LOLLLLLLL
also the tablet: "Vaccine that cures coronavirus, order yours now"
Eggman: who posted my noods on Twitter dot com
Hot singles in your area
*"i will take it"*
Plot twist: he is looking at how many plot twist everyone is posting
look at comment above you comment stealer
Boing I didn’t steal anything I bet a ton of other people have wrote this
ohh ok sorry
@@lucaspeng5063Lmao
very calming. i feel like an ipad.
i love your music
I love you
I love bananas
Everything is cool until your owner smash you on the ground when you lose pubg/bgmi.
I love snipers
1:31 8 year old me searching up how to get free robux
Fr bro 💯‼️🔥🙏
Fr
I feel like he's just playing fruit ninja with our face.
If we were the fruit would we be dead, he cut us in half. Slice slice
Lol
200th like btw
Hannah Henry XD
pov: he’s trying to find out what victoria’s secret is
h͚̖̜̍̃͐a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨt̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊
Sexy Kermit this comment smells like cheese.
@@Sam-zt2ur We'll see about that...
Kaminarisballsac c ℕ𝕆 I⃒T⃒ ƧMƎᒧᒧƧ ㄥ|Ҝ乇 b͎̣̫͈̥̗͒͌̃͑̔̾ͅr̼̯̤̈ͭ̃ͨ̆e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍d̥̝̮͙͈͂̐̇ͮ̏̔̀̚ͅ
whys it called Victoria’s secret when all their clothing is so revealing also why do Karen’s drag their kids in there
Plot twist: Your his neighbor and he’s randomly tapping and talking to his window at 3AM
LMAOO
Rindo muito
😂
Lol
But why we so close and stalking him
0:45 he say chonker chonker
Junk
I think he’s saying junk
I thought he was saying joker
Nah man he saying chuker
Plot Twist : He’s actually inside the iPad and you’re watching him trying to escape
Oh yea... im on ipad and his-. oh that explains alot.
It is Hussein
He looks likes u mixed lazarbeam and the guy from hello neighbor
Yes he is trying to escape the ipad challenge
I’m on a iPad so yeah that’s true
Plot twist: Your friend says he’s going to bed, but forgets to hang up the FaceTime call.
😂😂😂😂
uwuいtsじゅstぱyとん 🤜🥩
@@xvxybigboy2686 o.O
Ouch happens to me before
😂
Parents: "You can be anything you want to be when you grow up!"
*Me:*
*I want to be an iPad mother you can’t stop me*
Dragon 8602
I was ridiculed for months
My parents didn’t believe in me
My friends
Or even the homeless dude behind the 711
Now look at me
I told you!
Sponsored by apple
Psycho Cat Live your dreams, you might be upgraded to MacBook one day 😂
LMAOOO
Super Mario odyssey 2 plot leak
it gives that sleeping pass your bed time and just playing in your ipad vibe
bro hoow do u even come up with these ideas, u are a mastermind
Thank you! They just pop into my head.
ASMattR ASMR bruh 😂
He sacrificed his hair for brain power
Mean but funny
You*
That mustache could make a perfect Meet the Robinson’s bowler hat guy role play
Future Goob
Redcoat The Regular frrrrr
That's what I was thinking about! 🤣
YES BRO
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT.... I sent this video to my friend with a pic of him and I said “TELL ME THIS DONT LOOK LIKE GOOB FROM MEET THE ROBINSONS!”
pov: he’s my grandma on level 7986 of candy crush
edit: she’s on level 15894
dang this hits different
My grandma is also on level 7986 of Candy Crush. She quit because it got too hard.
Those numbers are insultingly low
LMAO
@@johnmarston4859 bro low, please that’s under bedrock low I’m on lvl 102,581
Plot twist : he's a grandma that tries to figure out how to hack Candy Crush.
интересный факт: он сплагиатил у asmr box
@@ДаниэльКузьмин-з5щ Как-раз таки асмр box взял идею у него. Прочти описание под тем роликом у асмр box
more like grandpa
@@AGA-q3f grandpas don’t even know ipads exist
Bruh
Guys don't disturb him. He's finding out Obamas last name.
his last name is obviously barack smh 😔😔
Catfish at first I was gonna wooooosh you, until I realised
Lmao 😂
wait what is it tho
@@vinny3494 he's finding it out let's be patient
Plot twist: he's trying to write a funny plot twist comment
He’s found him ^
Oh so the tables have turned
@@johnxina3119 I think you mean how the turned tables.... 😎
@@em-gk4lv I think you mean denrut selbat eht woh..
@@fabzfloorz delbat evah snrut eht woh ho
Good to see that after 6 years the algorithm is finally pushing you again.
didn't expect to see you here
I did
I got recommend this video while on my iPad.
Hey! What are you doing around these parts...
Mel Taylor same .-.
When you've never had an ipad so this is the closes you can get to see one:
LOOK IN A MIRROR
@Total Fucking schizo bruh😂😂😂
@Total Fucking schizo Lol 😆
Plot twist: he's writing all these "plot twist"comments himself.
You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
@@OhMyDarkness STAR PLATNIUM OVER HEAVEN :ZA WARUDO
creeperking 101 HIEROPHANT GREEN STAR PLATINUM: KILLER QUEEN OVER HEAVEN
@@jakey2430 MADE IN HEAVEN TUSK ACT 4 OVER HEAVEN:ZA WARUDO REQUIUM
Don't lecture me Za Warudo, I see trought the lies of the comments. I do not fear the plot twists as you do
Plot twist: he's looking for a video to eat his food with
You gotta find the perfect one not to short or else you gotta find another one but eat and it really depends on what i want ti watch
Yep can’t eat until i find a good one
OMG I ALWAYS DONT EAT UNTILL I FIND A VID TO WATCH XD
hahaha i do that
YES
Everyone: plot twist
Me:*trying to figure out what he's drawing*
He was drawling something with a star. That's what I figured out.
He wrote an A and an S and an M and an R.
Plot twist: oxygen
@@13_cmi Noice👍
@@blazkowicz9652 r/youngpeopleonyoutube
This video: *Exists*
7.2m people: First you had my curiosity, now you have my attention.
Currently 700k+
Now 6.5m
7.1 million now
Bro it’s been 7.1 mil forever now lol
Jesus Christ he has been editing this comment for the past 4 years wtf
Danke!
Nobody:
10 year old me searching up "rey mysterio without mask":
XDD
lmaooXD
The nobody ruined it
Yes
Looooooool
Plot Twist: He's trying to delete all Plot Twist comments.
Plot twist: plot twist:
Plot twist plot twist plot twist
Plot twist: we all hate this comment.
Plot Twist: you are him and are making the plot twist comments
@@departamentodelafuerzaaere4053 fucc how u knew it..
Idk why but his moustache is the most satisfying thing about this vid xd.
I don't like the comment because the perfect number of like
Mumbo mumbo mumbo afk! I’m gonna take that mustache away
Same
Mines got to be the eye brows
Ikr XD
That moustache is getting out of hand
Too much power for one man
I imagine it reaching all the way around and forming a nice ring around his noggin
@@nyctophobicbat that's hot
@@ionarichard3070 😂😂😂 quite random but imma roll with it.
I hear something *faint WaLuigi noises* oh no
If he was more round he would almost look like egg man
POV: You’re reading all Plot Twist comments
Wait a sec
I-
『ʚFøxie Ańgelɞ ꨄ ŸT 🙈🙈
Actually no)
Leave
Plot twist: He’s trying to get us out of the iPad
NOOOOOO!
69 likes
Nice
Yea
Halp
greg
When he's 'typing', it sounds like rain hitting a window.
Satisfying 😌😌
That’s the idea bro
For me, it sounds like popcorn kernels popping in the microwave
Yuh
I know right ✨
this guy looked like the neighbor from “hello neighbor” if he was bald and happy
You cracked the code, hair make sad
So he basically just has a moustache😂
fuk shit up Except the game dosent suck dick
And skinnier
fuk shit up, he looks like that one dude from Meet the Robinsons
Plot twist: there is no plot twist he’s just on an iPad having a good time
Yes
yep
the neutral ending
he playing Minecraft
Yep
This is SOOO creative I love it!!
plot twist: he's searching for the meme that he saw for a split of a second in instagram before the page refreshed
refreSHed
Refreshed.
Please help me my English teacher is holding me hostage until I correct the grammar of 300 people.
You are number 2.
me on tiktok
@@hiya022 did you do it?
@@mr_s3v7n not yet
Literally everyone:
Cracks knuckles*
inhales*
exhales*
“Plot twist”
You know lapi I'm not just talking about you I'm talking about every single youtube video I go To see zero two on someone's profile pic
minthat55417770 sup Avila Happens to the best of us
Ye I guess the community wants more of darling the franxx
minthat55417770 sup Avila I guess
@@GCAP-VR lol
This is actually more inmersive than most RP ASMR's
It’s relatable ngl
it's because we're the ones roleplaying
That's rp too, you gotta play the role of an IPad
Oh yeah and I almost forgor: ARE PEE BatChest
@@croc_moat2327yessir
I never thought that one day I would become an iPad