The Dark Souls of Visual Novels: "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties"
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- Опубліковано 19 тра 2024
- Riveting game. Challenging controls. Big bonhokeroos.
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Danny ► / ninjasexparty
#CDI #Jane #PlumbersDontWearTies - Ігри
I thought the opening to this game was introducing a new character to events of our existence
ok now we need joanne basone in events of our existence.
and she totally has to play Janice
That’s what I thought too 😂
No you didn’t
Me too!
Lmao same!!
Man I love PowerPoint Presentations the game
They're playing Myst too?
Its literally just a visual novel, Like that Dognanromper or whatever tf game they subjected us to for so long.
@@bideobamers Like that anime wolfgirl one, remember that 1?
Seeing the notification: What the hell is this
An hour later: What the hell was that
I'm 36:20 in.... So you're saying it doesn't get any clearer?
As someone who just finished.
No.
No it does not.
That? That was a game formerly exclusive to a gaming system that costed more than a PS5 Pro could, and back when any garbage footage could be made into a "game" to promote CD technology.
@@SakuraAvalonincredible, right? RIGHT?!
What the _heck_ is goin' on here? *Hands on hips*
Literally one of the most legendary games ever made in all the wrong ways. The actress only did it originally as a favor to a friend. To see her agree to come back is kinda nice, and she has a good sense of humor about how terrible the game is. And I'm very happy that they're playing it.
Also it was a 3DO game, not CDI.
Ye he corrects the CDI mistake at the end of the vid
What does it say about CDI though, that they looked at this game and were like "Yep, that's CDI. No way it could not be CDI" lmfao
Yeah he figures out it's 3DO in the last minute of the video. Didn't fix the hashtags though.
3DO is legendary
@@KRAJJI96i have one. Both the best and worst 500 bucks ever spent.
Arin talking about how he'd absolutely destroy a 65 year old man sexually for five-millions was incredible
It’s fun to come into the comments while watching to get a taste of what’s to come in the episode 😂
Plenty of dads are 65, just saying.
Somehow I knew that would be his response.
a real truth seeker
And hes right to say it. 5 mil for 2 minutes of work
chicks don’t like white guys anymore is a CRAZY line
I mean, have you seen them?
@@sinisterwombat3128 chicks or white guys?
He said ANGLOS too 😂😅
The "unspoiled" line at the end was crazy too
They prefer a bear. I mean that’s what I hear on social media
"Was this written by AI thirty years ago?" is the best description of this game that I've ever heard
But also sad since this is the way we think now, that everything must be made by AI when something is *this* bad lol
whew. sometimes i think critiques of sexism in early video games are exaggerating a bit, but then something like this gets revived and i realize no, it really was that bad.
Yeah like games didn't REALLY start to get any sort of progressive until the mid 2000s... And even then there were games that really just saw women as objects..
It's a comedy game dude
@@0-kingsloth-020 Well it failed miserably at the “Comedy” and “Game” parts
@@monolophosaurusit is really funny, though more funny for how bad it is
@@monolophosaurusWell it's a CDi style interactive movie CD-ROM, and I thought it was pretty funny. Maybe you have a shit sense of humor?
Okay, so for earbud/headphone users, you'll notice Jane speaks through the left ear and John speaks through the right... I'm most deaf in my left ear and thought for the longest time Jane just wasn't speaking back 💀
omg I'm deaf in my left ear too I was getting so confused thank you hahaha
Just like real life!
You guys are having a Garfield but it's only John moment.
set your audio to mono already
Was wondering why it just went silent sometimes 😅
i thought the beginning of the game was about to turn in to a game grumps merch ad
Deadass
Same here
They do these enough in advanced (for touring, for other work time), I wouldn't be surprised if they had this done a month or so before those ads started, and this playthrough was actually the inspiration for them.
God no... if my dad yelled at me to "get on the stick and make some babies" I'd be dry as a desert for weeks.
Hahahaha
Quite possibly the craziest and most unexpected line in this episode.
This shit rules!
Unfortunately for you, I like it dry.
I woupd pay for a calander where the gamegrumps recreate some of these photos
Dan in a skirt, he does got some nice legs!
@@davidt3563 They both took pole-dancing lessons, lets not forget.
You never see Mario or Luigi wear a tie in their plumber uniform.
Holy shit you're right.
Mario can wear ties in Odyssey!
You also never see them doing plumber things either lol
@@pennertoadinc.3150 what do plumbers do if not climb down pipes and kill turtles?
@@KairuHakubi they also partake of shrooms as well
"Press Y to hide menu? Naaaah"
- Arun Handsen, 2069
Nice
It’s quite amazing how adverse Arin is to reading. Or they have tons shit covering the borders of the tv the play on.
"I keep wanting to close this menu but I guess it's just there"
JUST. READ IT.
JUST
READ IT.
PRESS Y TO CLOSE.
ARIN.
Arin did close the menu for a split second but re-opened right after 28:24
Not like there’s any reason to lol
"That's a cute Dress" 💅🏻👗
"Arin, a Murder is taking place"☠️🔫
"Yeah but like you don't see people wear dresses like that anymore"
It really is a cute dress though
I swear, when he said to her "Okay, so you have a disability" after that monologue at 1:03:30 , I lost my mind laughing in disbelief. What an unhinged thing to say!
It's the new "Today is football"
It did not help that thanks to the way he said it, my brain added "that don't impress me much" and then went into the chorus.
@@chriswest6988 "so you've got the hymen, but have you got the touch? now don't get me wrong, yeah, i think you're alright. but that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night"
I did the exact same thing, that was so out of left field i burst into laughter
Fucking epic writing
not gonna lie the fact that they uploaded the wrong video before brings me joy, i want them to continue america's next top model superhard.
Same here but this will do
I was so confused why there were two videos. I already watched the entirety of the other video
38:50 when he randomly says, “I GOTTA CHECK MY HOROSCOPE!” Fucking killed me.
"This cutscene is so fucking unskippable."
"If it's too loud, you're too old."
Many great quotes already.
the 'too loud too old' quote is from Airheads.
@@miguelnewmexico8641 I was about to say im pretty sure its a boomer meme from a bumper sticker in the 80s/90s
“Well change the men-uh, Go To the Menu Arin!”
“Well I can’- I don’t know how?”
“WE’RE MISSING DICK!!!”
"GO TO THE MENU ARIN, WE'RE MISSING DICK!" is another banger
"WE'RE MISSING DICK!" nearly killed me when I first heard it. xD
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties - Definitive Edition is the 245th "game" the Grumps have beaten.
Thank you for your service sir.
57:37 I haven't laughed so hard in a minute with the whole "Would you sleep with a 65 year old man for 5 mil?" conversation. Holy lord I was actually wheezing
The way I said yes the moment arin did had me laughing too. 😂😂😂 I knew he'd say that
The yes was INSTANT I love it
I so wish this was a Guest Grumps with the actress. I’d love to hear about the actress’s experience filming this game.
We need Jane on a Ten Minute Power Hour STAT
It’s these type of episodes where Dan and Arin really come out as comedians. Like animal soccer this is going to be iconic for years
Honestly the fact that animal soccer world has more moving visual elements is crazy
13:06 “Do you kiss dogs on the lips Arin?”
“Sure…”
“Cool”
“Why not??”
“Me either”
I struggled to hear this😂😂
Man, that conversation between John and his mom at the beginning sure brought back some traumatic repressed memories.
Are you gay? Come on? Just impregnate someone, how about Anna? How hard can it be to impregnate someone? Do you want me, your mother, to die without grandchildren? I birthed you, I birthed you inside of me inside of me for 9 months, for 9 whole months you were inside of me gesticulating. Now you can't even give me a grandchild? Do you hate me? Do you hate your own mother? Do you know what I did for you young man? Do you know how many jobs I had to give up because you were too busy being born? Don't go to Thanksgiving this year until I see you with a child. You're not invited to Thanksgiving. You don't come see me anymore. OK big kisses, see you at Independence Day.
(Was that one of your repressed memories? By the by I should reiterate, I'm a man in his 20s, I am not this stranger's mother. I was just roleplaying as his mum.)
my condolences
Do you even LIkE wOMeN anymore???
I came down to the comment section to say something along the lines of "no but like thats a real way that some parents think and it's actually kinda cool to see video games like *this* touching on that sort of toxic parenthood" but now I'm not so sure it's maybe in...the best light:( sorry
That intro was... well it was an intro.
I thought it was a porno
Am I having a fever dream?
The original release of the game had a similar intro.
it sure was one of the intros of all time.
@@burnin8able Yes... that is fact one... of the intros of all time.
so wait, this is the "Remastered" version, where the Original Actress RETURNS for the extra dialogue or whatever...and they KEPT the low-quality data-moshing crappy-cut effects for the intro video? gotta admit, i respect the dedication to the...craft...
She was 25 during the game's first release, she's 55 when shooting that extra scene.
This was like "The Room" as a videogame! Complete with random nudity and bad dialogs!
They even had a Mark to ask about his sex life!
*Anyone ELSE guessing that Next Top Model episode 4 will be Tomorrow's Episode?!?!*
I hope so. I was really looking forward to seeing it.
@@sleepyote SAME I was so excited to see the notification for it, agh- 😭 But fine, I'll be patient
Started to watch it triumelephantly. Stupid phone froze. Was too much to handle
WAIT IS THAT GOING TO HAPPEN?!
Idk man that’s a kinda out-there guess
(￣∀￣)
37:44 Dan literally made me choke at "Just yell it in the toilet."
I lost it at "Aw man, my bike says lumber on a bike. She probably thinks I'm a tree." 26:29
Dude that was so friggin funny!
This is giving me: "I took all these pictures, so I'm going to use all these pictures"
Wow, James somehow managed to _really_ undersell how batshit this…thing is in that review.
SO MUCH THIS. I didn't realize the entire game was like 4 choices.
I've only heard vague references to Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. I had no idea what I was missing
The avgn review somehow did not prepare me for the insane gaps in what might be considered "gameplay"
There's practically no interaction without it telling you you've done the wrong thing 😂
I highly recommend watching the AVGN review
I still have no idea what i was missing
The fact that she's dreaming about cheating on her future husband as she's walking away from the object of her affection, a total stranger.... This is so unhinged.
This episode was an absolute chaotic clusterfuck from the opening ad-read, and I am all for it.
I think you guys are gonna win the cup. Good luck
People are going to animate stuff from this, and it's going to have a higher budget than this whole game...
Oh jeepers, I remember this game being an infamous punchline in the 90s. This is gonna be... interesting.
i have not thought about this game in YEARS. when i saw this video recommended to me i was genuinely baffled 😭
I love how Arin’s saying that Dan can’t swear, but they made the mistake of filming that intro after Dan has given up on caring after all those shots he had to take.
I love how visual media is always like "have the plumber carry a toilet plunger around, otherwise how will the audience understand that he's a plumber?" Like, in the real world, if you need to call a plumber, it's generally because you have a problem that a plunger can't fix.
I feel like Milhouse crying, “when will they get to fireworks factory?!” Except I’m wondering when the actual game starts!
this IS the ride!
WEEEEE!
That's the neat part, it doesn't
"Ok, so you have a disability "
I try to tell my kids that the 90s went HARD. I decided to watch some In Living Color sketches with them and I was like uhh... Even though I watched this at your age....uhh yea let's wait a few more years.
"But y'know Fats. With that cool 5 Mil, Junior can finally afford to send me to music school, where I'll learn to slap that bass! You're alright, Fats!"
BEEOOOOOOO, Ya really doin' it!!
"Jane! This is your father talking! I need you to quit your career, get knocked up and pump out babies! I NEED babies now! This is about me!"
The main character looks SHOCKINGLY like Super Eyepatch Wolf. The fact that they have the same first name is even funnier.
I immediately went "Oh, they even have the same name!" Glad I wasn't the only one!
I lost it at “Just yell into the toilet” and “She’s blair witching it, dude” I love you guys.
"Hell yeah! This cut-scene is so fucking unskippable."
You know, i shudder to think of what I WOULDNT agree to for 5 million for one night
I don't trust anyone who would turn down 5 mil for one night of basically anything
This game feels like one of those ideas that probably seemed amazing in the guy's head, but he realized halfway through it wasn't going to be what he wanted and had to finish it anyways.
Couldnt be game grumps without them both missing the "Press Y to Hide menu" staring at them the entire time
I can't believe they said "it's not Politically Correct for men to fight anymore, they need to FUCK" in 1993
This is the weirdest halmark christmass movie I've ever seen
30min in and they've literally pressed 1 ingame button.
Truly an interactive experience worthy of the title "game"
Me: Is this a lewd VN or a spooky VN?
>Jane appears
Me: Question answered.
yeah, it's pretty spooky
... Peter, what is this?
I don't think I should be watching this on my work computer
It's okay I installed a VPN, we can watch softcore FMV porn all day now.
If only there was some way to close the obnoxious menu in the corner of the screen. There must be a way but I just can’t figure it out!
Why!? Why!? Why!?
"I haven't absorbed anything of what she's saying"
Neither have I, Dan...
*sigh*
Neither have I...
Something was distracting me… I’m not sure what it was…
Gotta say love watching a soft core with the grumps. Really sets the mood for the gooning sesh.
Commence the gooning ✨️
@@RavenboppityzoppityGOTTA TAKE THE LIPITOR!
Bro I'm crying 😂😂😂
I wanted to like this comment but it’s at 69 likes. Can’t ruin perfection
10 minute power hour idea: they dress up and take pictures in the areas where the "action" shits if this were taken.
You know full well Arin’s gonna dress as Jane 😭
@@entr3_nou5 I'm perfectly fine with that 😂
I am....not the same human I was one hour ago....
You are better now...
SHE CAME BACK FOR THE INTRO AHHH
And still looks amazingly beautiful.
The abs guy *John* looks to me like the guy who plays Spock from the newer Star Trek movies facially, lol.
THANK YOU! I kept thinking "Why is Zachary Quinto doing this?" the entire time.
Zachary Quinto yesss I thought the same thing
All I see is Zachary Quinto from American Horror Story
It's wild how much that guy looks like Super Eyepatch Wolf
He's an immortal, like Keanu Reeves.
Am I the only one who has no idea who eyepatch wolf is?
i need him to recreate certain scenes 🫣
@@TheRealBatabii Check him out he makes good videos.
wow it really does look like super eyepatch wolf
Isn't his real name John as well?
@@cf1696 his unknown breakout role...
Cocaine is a hell of a Cocaine
Cocaine rules. but man is it expensive and my body just can't handle it anymore.
30:55
"I can get it up"
"CAAAAAN'T"
had me absolutely rolling
The actress aged so well. What a beautiful woman. So great that they had her come back. Also the christian representation is hilarious and amazing.
Yeah she's incredibly hot at 55. Like incredibly hot.
The actor playing John is still on shape too he used to be a personal trainer I don’t know if he still is
Just having someone even bring up a waterbed shoots my brain into my childhood faster than any time warp.
Dude my water bed was the BEST. Always the same temp. It was super awesome after playing in the snow.
We... not going to discuss the Drano and Mazola corn oil that Jane's drunk dad has on his table?
Mixers
9:38 "he looks like Eyepatch Wolf" Arin you just ruined my life
I had no idea they remade this for the Switch, this is fucking amazing
A chunk of history preserved
I actually played night trap back in the day so getting it on the switch made sense but this…. lol can’t see any one spending 20 bucks for this
@@rhyspatterson679got it on sale for 15! And it has extras AND a whole new Plumb the Depths 1st person mode! Lol
The dude's sudden shift into inceldom around 23:00 had me dying.
23:40 **LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY** WHAT IS HAPPENING?! THAT ESCALATED SO FAST!! and then "We're perfect together" WHAT?! OMG HE'S ALL OVER THE PLACE
I didn't think I'd be laughing this hard. So many times screaming "WHAT IS HAPPENING?!"
Arin: What the @#$% is GOING ON?!
Sums it up pretty well
The photos of the chase scene is so funny to me.
"What the hell is happening?" The game
1:05:04 i am amazed they didn't have Harvester flashbacks when they heard QUALITY TIIimE....
Finding typos in the subtitles in the game is so funny to me 🤣
Why are there so many!?
For some reason I was expecting Dan and Arin being inserted in various backgrounds, lol.
26:29 "Angelos got no rhythm" THIS GAME IS WAY TOO 90S HOLY SHIT 😂
i can't watch this without hearing all the iconic lines from the avgn lmao
Lolol same
"He's a plumber, and he's not wearing a tie..."
*John wears a tie.*
"...what the fuck?! "
@@killerb2099 "You can't even trust the damn title!"
"You think you can do this without getting the lowest score in the history of this game?"
"What there's somebody else who played this shit?!"
This game is the greatest masterpiece of anti-art ever conceived. The dadaists of the 1920's walked so Plumbers Don't Wear Ties could soar
- she makes the first move -
❌
- they wait -
❌
- he makes the first move, and lies consistently to her -
✅
To say nothing of an old man chasing a young woman with a pen knife, "protagonist" in tow, as they run All OVER L.A.!
Also, mad props to filming with the Benjamin Franklin statue, making me think this was either filmed in Pennsylvania, or just shot willy-nilly all over the place.
This game was actually for the 3DO even more obscure than the CDI. I got the PAX cover art of this game from Limited Run, I absolutely love what they do for game preservation.
Arin finally realized it was for the 3DO at the end.
@@robertperlaky8849 yeah i commented to early. sucks to suck. I just saw Limited Run and got excited
Omg he does look like supereyepatchwolf, I cannot unsee that now.
26:39 Dan: Did we lose?
You didn't win
I need you guys to know that my husband and I had to stop the episode midway through to roll another blunt in order to even begin to comprehend what the fuck was going on here.
Watching this ep properly i see!
Recreating these shots would make an AMAZING Power Hour.
Lol they took the other one down 🤣 almost got two episodes today
LOL, I was literally around 30 seconds in when it suddenly went grey saying it was unavailable. I paused for a sec bc I thought it might be part of a gag. But it didn't disappear and was like "oh shit Wtf!"
Having watched AVGN's episode on the original game I know this is about to be comedy GOLD with the Grumps.
There's even an interview with James on the special features.
Same here!
This is the most 90's trash I've seen since the last time i took a boat trip across the Pacific. I'm not sure what's worse, the psychological damage i took from watching this, or the fact that it somehow made my day.
I think this game classifies as an SCP
And here we discover that Arin is a freak who has his Switch still in light mode. 👁👁
I think the freakier thing is the fact that he has no idea how to change the volume on the switch
@@chicabearI was BAFFLED like bro hold the home button if you don't have it in handheld mode
Could be the work switch, which for studio recordy-emulatey reasons has to stay on an older firmware?
Idk
@@chicabear...why didn't he just turn down his monitor/TV volume
@@That_Lady_Charlie a great question we will never know the answer to
"Hi, my name is Jane. We might've met before, but you're about to learn a lot more about me. Maybe even more than you bargained for."
Is this a horror game?
With this dialogue and the sudden zoom ins on faces I wouldn’t think twice and think this was directed by David Lynch
“Can I call you later?”
“Yeah just yell into the toilet”
Gonna be honest
I love that intro to the remake
Its so good
The pics in the game that are super distorted remind me of when we first got a PC in the 90s before internet. I would just edit photos as a kid. The Negative edit blew my mind 🤣
This game is edited so strangely, I’m not convinced the Game Grump editors didn’t just put this together for a bit.
I don't know if I'm laughing or crying anymore
Even though plumbers don't wear ties, Arin not pushing his buttons in the last thirty minutes probably would have made him fit to be tied if the girl in the shower was actually showering with running water as opposed to stunting Arin's plumbing by just standing in the aforementioned shower instead.