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  • @josephstylin9203
    @josephstylin9203 Рік тому +21947

    “Your honor, my client was simply boosting the economy and trying to provide for his family”

    • @oceandriver7
      @oceandriver7 Рік тому +292

      that might actually work

    • @brixenlang3207
      @brixenlang3207 Рік тому +272

      And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

    • @anakinGTI
      @anakinGTI Рік тому +81

      The real crime is not stealing when you’re hungry

    • @Redxxxkiller
      @Redxxxkiller Рік тому +82

      Better Call Saul

    • @dan-wh6tj
      @dan-wh6tj Рік тому +22

      ​@@brixenlang3207 peak fiction

  • @therobloxdeafults6087
    @therobloxdeafults6087 Рік тому +84155

    “Jonah, this is no excuse as to why you have 7 pounds of crack under your seat”

    • @Preppybabiess
      @Preppybabiess Рік тому +925

      Haha lol

    • @ZBRUSHer418
      @ZBRUSHer418 Рік тому +652

      I’m dead

    • @mimix8980
      @mimix8980 Рік тому +1

      @@ZBRUSHer418bro idk if your comment is just straight laughing or you’re just dead

    • @swirltz5217
      @swirltz5217 Рік тому +408

      💀

    • @positivedud4961
      @positivedud4961 Рік тому +345

      Yeah but my friends have tons on crackers so why can’t I have crack? 😩

  • @growskull
    @growskull Рік тому +3698

    the bullied kid's imagination when he gets home after a day of being silent at school

    • @Ahlbatrouz
      @Ahlbatrouz Рік тому +61

      That was me at one point 😭

    • @subtomeforacookie8849
      @subtomeforacookie8849 Рік тому +13

      Thats not even funny bro...

    • @growskull
      @growskull Рік тому

      @@subtomeforacookie8849 its not a joke its true and probably what the writers felt like writing this reddit ass scene

    • @RandomGamer-
      @RandomGamer- Рік тому +4

      Bro that's me lol

    • @sirevan9147
      @sirevan9147 Рік тому +25

      ​​@@subtomeforacookie8849It is funny you saying it isn't funny just shows your the kid he's describing.

  • @bloomyisnice890
    @bloomyisnice890 5 місяців тому +1169

    Principle: " should we stop this?"
    Janitor: "Nah, let him cook"

    • @ashleikerby6700
      @ashleikerby6700 5 місяців тому +16

      The last time we let him cook the police had to be called because he basically commited arson

    • @Ovxium
      @Ovxium 5 місяців тому +5

      @@ashleikerby6700yea cooked up some common sense 😂

    • @KaeMoney2138
      @KaeMoney2138 5 місяців тому +2

      W comment

    • @RedPilled792
      @RedPilled792 5 місяців тому +2

      you mean coke

    • @gabepaixao7249
      @gabepaixao7249 4 місяці тому

      Principal *

  • @durak7591
    @durak7591 Рік тому +2561

    "Jonah, that is still no excuse to run a methamphetamine empire outside of school."

    • @claymationgloves3662
      @claymationgloves3662 Рік тому +44

      Mr. Jonah, We need to cook Jonah.

    • @anniebelle873
      @anniebelle873 Рік тому +12

      jonah we need to cook!

    • @DreamyJD
      @DreamyJD Рік тому +4

      @@claymationgloves3662 but I can’t cook 😮

    • @finger420
      @finger420 Рік тому

      We had a good thing you stupid son of a bitch! We had Fring, we had a lab, we had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork. You could of shut your mouth, cooked and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect but no! You just had to blow it up. You! And your pride and your ego. You just had to be the man. If you’d done your job, known your place, we’d all be fine right now!

    • @theredprime
      @theredprime Рік тому +3

      JESSE

  • @t0xc712
    @t0xc712 Рік тому +7446

    "Jonah, you need to stop watching breaking ba-"
    "NO."

    • @legoandmore5929
      @legoandmore5929 Рік тому +89

      @@moimoi2404 no breaking bad Is a series of a man named Whalter white a chemistry teacher who has lung cancer and need to make methamine which is a drug,when one of his students join him trying to make as much money as possible to get rid of his lung cancer he killed multiple people including his brother for net worth to get the money but at the end it’s too late for whalter because he’s dead(btw I didn’t watch this series I just know about it)

    • @Nic-zj5eh
      @Nic-zj5eh Рік тому +15

      @@moimoi2404 The name of the series is ozark

    • @RBLXandVlogs
      @RBLXandVlogs Рік тому +7

      according to my calculations Walter white is a baddie🤓🤓🤓🤓💨

    • @teachmehowtofreeze2849
      @teachmehowtofreeze2849 Рік тому +3

      ​@@RBLXandVlogs bro I cant

    • @teachmehowtofreeze2849
      @teachmehowtofreeze2849 Рік тому +2

      ​@@RBLXandVlogs he goofy ahh energy

  • @yesnt7298
    @yesnt7298 Рік тому +11459

    How it sounds in a movie:😎🍷
    How it sounds IRL: 🤓

    • @brayanxd4547
      @brayanxd4547 Рік тому +111

      Really!

    • @FilipKysucan
      @FilipKysucan Рік тому +412

      Bro 😂😂 in movie:💩💩💩🐒🐒
      in real life: 💩💩💩🐒🐒

    • @sharkboss97
      @sharkboss97 Рік тому +302

      it sounds trash in the movie/show too

    • @y2kplanet
      @y2kplanet Рік тому +1

      Fr the class be like:
      🤨🤨😂😂👇. 😀🧐🤨🤪
      😅🥲😴. 🤡 😇💀🤔

    • @ignaciod06
      @ignaciod06 Рік тому +35

      "IRL" 🤓

  • @mathieuhage4747
    @mathieuhage4747 5 місяців тому +438

    I’d like to see this argument hold up in court

    • @abelrivera-y7c
      @abelrivera-y7c 5 місяців тому +4

      You won't because there is small time and big time. Rich want what they don't want to believe. So the poor people have to do what they do. Life keeps moving on.

    • @alexcuevas6709
      @alexcuevas6709 4 місяці тому

      Your going to hell 😂

    • @mathieuhage4747
      @mathieuhage4747 4 місяці тому +12

      @@abelrivera-y7c I had a stroke trying to read that

    • @zili1994
      @zili1994 4 місяці тому +1

      😮​@@mathieuhage4747 fr fr still dont agree with your comment though i mean i semi agree

    • @unfazed1363
      @unfazed1363 4 місяці тому +1

      U struggled to read a properly spelled sentence with no words longer than 7 letters? ​@mathieuhage4747

  • @Matt_JJz
    @Matt_JJz Рік тому +9996

    "Jonah I understand your point, but that doesn't mean you can get to keep doing meth in the bathroom"

  • @llamawithagun1919
    @llamawithagun1919 Рік тому +4276

    “ Jonah put the crack away !”
    “But I have a family to support !”

    • @Ymiinnnn
      @Ymiinnnn Рік тому +20

      "i need it man -
      more then u do"

    • @jakeperez5436
      @jakeperez5436 Рік тому +1

      “a family to feed” get it right bro

    • @Leveleam
      @Leveleam Рік тому +2

      U guys are clearly to young to understand

    • @aaliyahvaladez4120
      @aaliyahvaladez4120 Рік тому +1

      @@Leveleam 💀

    • @poalima6527
      @poalima6527 Рік тому +7

      “they also prop up the US economy” he says while the country loses $188.4 billion each year as a result of drug related healthcare, mortality, criminal justice, child and family assistance, education, and productivity loss. 😬

  • @aadyapandey916
    @aadyapandey916 Рік тому +5634

    My comebacks in the shower be like:

  • @Galaxy0522
    @Galaxy0522 3 місяці тому +51

    Never let bro cook again 😭
    Like bro onto nothing 😭

    • @freak_bob_1
      @freak_bob_1 3 місяці тому +1

      bluddy cant understand what the movie character said at all 😭

    • @Galaxy0522
      @Galaxy0522 2 місяці тому

      @@freak_bob_1 and buddy you can’t understand this is the exact same S cocaine and drug addicts be saying the exact same S this boy be saying
      But your and internet lil boi so your iq level is below 5

    • @Galaxy0522
      @Galaxy0522 2 місяці тому

      @@freak_bob_1 and buddy you can’t understand whoever the character is
      Is probably having this stuff at his house at his home and probably and addicted
      You really think your cooking on that comment 😭

    • @freak_bob_1
      @freak_bob_1 2 місяці тому

      @@Galaxy0522 ok 👍
      2 week old comment hop off.

    • @Galaxy0522
      @Galaxy0522 2 місяці тому +1

      @@freak_bob_1your comment is not even 2 weeks old yet + you responded to my top comment 2 weeks ago 😂

  • @AlphaAssasinYT
    @AlphaAssasinYT Рік тому +3001

    "Jonah this is why you need to stop watching breaking ba-"
    "I AM THE ONE WHO BREAKS THE BAD"

  • @Crybabysperfume
    @Crybabysperfume Рік тому +2690

    POV : Jonah watched a documentary about drugs but couldn't finish watching it cause he had to go to bed.

    • @futball_direct
      @futball_direct Рік тому +10

      What is bro saying 💀

    • @levirr11
      @levirr11 Рік тому +8

      @@futball_direct the kid is speaking facts bro

    • @Equilibrium21
      @Equilibrium21 Рік тому +20

      @@levirr11 Have you seen drug dealers? They hardly struggle to survive

    • @ThePLSMC
      @ThePLSMC Рік тому +8

      ​@@levirr11 he's really not

    • @jhonnyrahel5231
      @jhonnyrahel5231 Рік тому

      ​@@levirr11 yup but don't be brainwashed
      Humans are always put in delusion
      So what i mean is before you agree on these kind of things or trying to talk serious things , what he said ("i would sign" and tries to become the big brain guy trying to talk about GDP ) ,in realty he would learn from the future when he watchs what diff kinds of harmful things drug dealers and users damage pure peoples lives within his or out of his life , thats why America(other countries too including mine) is messed up country b/c kids like these don't have teachers which can outsmart them and grow up admitting things that what waste peoples lives are the one which are benefiting them , he talks about money what about peoples minds and life's which is constantly and highly being messed up
      is it worth it?
      Nothing is perfect but why going far with it while you can cut it from the bottom when it tries to rise
      So humans are their own enemies!
      Sorry if i get to much its because i hate it when i am watching shows that peoples are low valued and they are trying to promote it and like more of 95% peoples agree and keep on it while 3% peoples are being shit on its like majority rules minority rights and its on the hands of 1% of the devils which rule the world, 1% are the ones who are not seen /cancelled / in prison / somewhere / which are fighting but at what cost while the one who is winning is keeping them to shut up (Earth after death will be the only key to get punished for what you have done including me until then sinners will be judging sinners )

  • @RB.197
    @RB.197 Рік тому +776

    “Bro has watched one too many Breaking Bad episodes”

    • @X-Cal1bur
      @X-Cal1bur Рік тому +12

      waltuh

    • @milkyyanks765
      @milkyyanks765 Рік тому +7

      I watched them all including the movie and BCS.
      Still think meth is a sh!t.
      Remember that one episode when Jessie try to get his money back from the junkies couple and found a kid that live such a sad live just because his parents are drug addict?

    • @Kobe673
      @Kobe673 Рік тому +1

      @@X-Cal1bur Yes, Jesse?

    • @Kobe673
      @Kobe673 Рік тому

      @Professional Milker I’m not evil, I did it for my family.

    • @ryangoslingofficial25
      @ryangoslingofficial25 Рік тому

      who tf are you quoting

  • @Cumminskidd11
    @Cumminskidd11 5 місяців тому +233

    “Drugs are addictive” and she looked confused when he said that it ain’t that easy

    • @saphiregough1480
      @saphiregough1480 5 місяців тому +9

      It's not, in addition to stapling the economy it is also heavily present in our culture. I mean, how else does the disease of addiction spread anyway? Typically one of two ways: curiosity or peer pressure. The former will always exist, the only thing we can try to do is encourage that particular delve in later life (when one reaches their 80's or 90's).

    • @bluekitty7838
      @bluekitty7838 5 місяців тому +13

      @@saphiregough1480 but she said that it's important to say no to drugs and alcohol, which it is

    • @saphiregough1480
      @saphiregough1480 5 місяців тому +2

      @@bluekitty7838 you are right. I do not condone these substances within myself. I am simply recognizing why drugs would (sadly) be important.

    • @bluekitty7838
      @bluekitty7838 5 місяців тому +7

      @@saphiregough1480 They have importance, but it's not like without them the economy would collapse. And it was just a statement.

    • @wahidayara8534
      @wahidayara8534 5 місяців тому

      Is the movie name Pay it forward?

  • @guyatfood2
    @guyatfood2 Рік тому +3567

    "No officer, I was buying the drugs to support the dealer's family!"

    • @hehehapog
      @hehehapog 9 місяців тому +13

      LOL

    • @osramaghribia88
      @osramaghribia88 8 місяців тому +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @HaloDude557
      @HaloDude557 6 місяців тому +16

      Think of the cartel member's infant son!

    • @yow_nate5126
      @yow_nate5126 5 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sageex3931
      @sageex3931 5 місяців тому +4

      😂🤣

  • @user-hg4cp7xn1i
    @user-hg4cp7xn1i Рік тому +3143

    “Jonah, you have no family to feed. This is why you live in an orphanage”

  • @Bluemoon933
    @Bluemoon933 Рік тому +4489

    This kid has been taking chemistry classes from Walter White.

    • @sagarj8125
      @sagarj8125 Рік тому +16

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Lifeunfiltered98
      @Lifeunfiltered98 Рік тому +12

      Hehehe 😉😉😉

    • @ollyjames1888
      @ollyjames1888 Рік тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @kaycharlie352
      @kaycharlie352 Рік тому +5

      🤣🔥🤣

    • @imnainggolanpm2245
      @imnainggolanpm2245 Рік тому +12

      in this series, Jonah's character was not that into chemistry.
      Jonah was more into how the cash flows, and how to launder them though 😄

  • @hayyan3299
    @hayyan3299 5 місяців тому +34

    Bro recently finished breaking bad💀🤣

  • @yellowindian5134
    @yellowindian5134 Рік тому +10888

    That one 13 years old in discord chat be like:

  • @Freshprinceofottawa
    @Freshprinceofottawa Рік тому +2724

    This sounds like those Reddit “and everyone clapped at the end” stories

    • @grizzzymd
      @grizzzymd Рік тому +34

      Yeahthathappened

    • @louie2747
      @louie2747 Рік тому +26

      @@grizzzymd Thank god this exist. I thought I was the only one who wasn’t gullible enough. Literally every one of them recount their stories in 1:1 detail like it’s a novel

    • @pavlekovacevic1676
      @pavlekovacevic1676 Рік тому

      ​@@louie2747 reddit in any subreddit is full of fake stories

    • @jgarner1104
      @jgarner1104 Рік тому +4

      Exactly. Things always sound so much more intelligent when you have paid actors rehearsing lines prior to the "debate"

    • @Live4PLAY3
      @Live4PLAY3 Рік тому

      Litterally dumb statement.

  • @imakevidz4u
    @imakevidz4u Рік тому +1710

    When I was a kid, this is how I imagined a debate between me and the teacher would be like.

    • @ggfootball07
      @ggfootball07 Рік тому +29

      I'm grade 10 and I've done shit like this before its absolutely awesome

    • @andreykozyrev492
      @andreykozyrev492 Рік тому +1

      Fr

    • @davegeorge9538
      @davegeorge9538 Рік тому +15

      When I was a kid, this is how discussion's between me and teachers went. I got kicked out of class every week.

    • @Niechcetakiegourl
      @Niechcetakiegourl Рік тому +1

      "we are not friends" "go to principal" ik what u mean xd

    • @UFO-047
      @UFO-047 Рік тому +10

      @@ggfootball07 ..and then you wake up and have to go to school

  • @jzombie1744
    @jzombie1744 5 місяців тому +79

    "okay, you got a point, but uhhh.... Drugs are bad mkay?"

    • @tf841
      @tf841 4 місяці тому

      😂

    • @BolganH
      @BolganH 4 місяці тому +7

      That kid knows nothing. It tries to know the most complicated things and act all grown up and independent, while it is missing the most simple part. So he doesn't have any point.

    • @KaedenAlva-d3t
      @KaedenAlva-d3t 4 місяці тому

      He doesnt have a point tho her claim was that he should say no to drugs and alcohol which is true and his claim is the drug dealers need money to provide for there family but the drug dealers could just get a job and do that exact same thing also his claim didn't disprove hers at all he should say no as it will cause him to go down a bad path die younger higher depression thing slike that

    • @goofofwar
      @goofofwar 4 місяці тому

      that mkay sounds familiar

    • @TheFantasticFreak
      @TheFantasticFreak 4 місяці тому +1

      He doesn’t have a good point. Street drugs aren’t taxed so they don’t prop up the economy. Addictions spread through drug deals. I am however a proponent of a free choice for every mentally stable adult.

  • @lenny_BDL
    @lenny_BDL Рік тому +981

    Jonah, that’s no excuse for having 100 pounds of crystal meth in your locker
    Jonah: I AM THE ONE WHO RINGS

  • @oldmonk8895
    @oldmonk8895 Рік тому +5838

    Drugs won't affect the child.
    The child:

    • @tylermccann2518
      @tylermccann2518 Рік тому +241

      Andrew tate when he was 12

    • @quit83636
      @quit83636 Рік тому +9

      LMAOOO

    • @gunoily
      @gunoily Рік тому +51

      ??? you all dont understand him?

    • @nossta5242
      @nossta5242 Рік тому +158

      ​@@gunoily Anyone who's remotely smart is considered weird to today's society I swear

    • @gunoily
      @gunoily Рік тому +40

      @@nossta5242 really its sad

  • @UsernameSomething
    @UsernameSomething Рік тому +1243

    “How is it not that simple, drugs are addictive-“
    But you didn’t have to cut me off💀

    • @giuseppe29704
      @giuseppe29704 Рік тому +6

      mans really a gacha player

    • @gyrozeppeli4862
      @gyrozeppeli4862 Рік тому +17

      @Boi Is A chad 🏳️‍🌈⃠Anti Lgbtq & Non believers that name is hilarious. Didn't know people could be that hateful

    • @TalbourIncorporated
      @TalbourIncorporated Рік тому

      @@giuseppe29704 Yeah lmfao

    • @TalbourIncorporated
      @TalbourIncorporated Рік тому

      @Boi Is A chad 🏳️‍🌈⃠Anti Lgbtq & Non believers Your name is the definition of an Omega male

    • @jsa2609
      @jsa2609 Рік тому +1

      funny 😐

  • @AaronMacabuhay
    @AaronMacabuhay 4 місяці тому +9

    Bro studies 12 yrs of his life for that comeback

  • @THELORDOFTHEHOLLOW
    @THELORDOFTHEHOLLOW Рік тому +1203

    Jonah is the kind of kid to argue over everything and then get upset when told to shut up or go to the office

    • @prelawnoob
      @prelawnoob Рік тому +10

      I have a friend who is like that

    • @Gemini4400
      @Gemini4400 Рік тому +33

      Arguing is fun kind of a game. My favorite is turning people words against them and them getting frustrated

    • @0Letten0
      @0Letten0 9 місяців тому

      Most activists think the same​@@Gemini4400

    • @thevaccinator666
      @thevaccinator666 9 місяців тому +9

      ​@@Gemini4400 😑 I hope you're being sarcastic, and mocking people who do that.

    • @Gemini4400
      @Gemini4400 9 місяців тому +9

      @@thevaccinator666 kinda I was lying about it being fun it get really frustrating coming up with stuff on the spit so I have all my conversations planned out and it usually goes my way.

  • @jakedeeyah1640
    @jakedeeyah1640 Рік тому +1152

    I'm sure the writer for this scene was really proud of themselves.

    • @hiseverest9074
      @hiseverest9074 Рік тому +59

      Must be junkies themselves.

    • @hejalll
      @hejalll Рік тому +53

      Yeah instead of helping people's addiction let's just monetize their addiction, bout as American as anything can be

    • @disnuts8905
      @disnuts8905 Рік тому +13

      Woops, Feminist is angry hahahahaha

    • @roronovazoro9459
      @roronovazoro9459 Рік тому

      Well his family is in money laundering so dialogue are justified

    • @soumyaghosh1609
      @soumyaghosh1609 Рік тому

      ​@@disnuts8905 they are worse than feminist...they are npc of matrix.they are shut this issue because its make them think how miserable and scared they are.they can't get out there little comfortable bubble.

  • @aaronbagley5553
    @aaronbagley5553 Рік тому +1893

    This is why Jonah was my favorite character in Ozark

  • @nerob2
    @nerob2 5 місяців тому +4

    the kid in this video is smarter than most of the children on this earth that we live on and the teacher should be inclined to listen to him because he is clearly going places in his life with the knowledge that he has

    • @roy5780
      @roy5780 21 день тому

      it's a show it's not that deep you child

  • @ayowassup8480
    @ayowassup8480 Рік тому +192

    "They are innocent"
    Me and my homies snorting sugar: I damn well agree with you

  • @Just_lazuli
    @Just_lazuli Рік тому +454

    And that's how the little Jonah died alone at the age of 20 because of an overdose.
    -Rest in peace jonah

    • @B.A.B.G.
      @B.A.B.G. Рік тому

      More like piss.

    • @kaylawilcher9245
      @kaylawilcher9245 Рік тому +6

      It doesn't mean he would be on them. he is just correcting her because she is infact wrong. I hate that people are addicted to the and I have almost lost my baby brother multiple times however he is right. isn't that the whole point of pharma?

    • @ji_my2190
      @ji_my2190 Рік тому

      @@kaylawilcher9245 pharma can’t solve everything stupid😂

    • @ji_my2190
      @ji_my2190 Рік тому +2

      @@kaylawilcher9245 and drug money ain’t the only way to make a living..

    • @kaylawilcher9245
      @kaylawilcher9245 Рік тому +1

      @@ji_my2190 never said it was. I was just pointing out that even though the teachers getting pissy doesn't make him wrong.i would love to have a world that's drug free but it's not going to happen. Did you know that there are people that go to dealers for anti-psycotic meds because they can't afford pharmacy prices.

  • @depankardey1621
    @depankardey1621 Рік тому +266

    That's explains why Matt Murdock is such a good lawyer 😅

  • @Lightning420_
    @Lightning420_ 5 місяців тому +48

    Somebody definitely lost an argument with their teacher in middle school

    • @whitehockey3795
      @whitehockey3795 4 місяці тому +1

      you should not be arguing with your teacher*

  • @shuckled
    @shuckled Рік тому +1440

    My anxiety: ⬜️⬜️📈📉⬜️⬜️📈
    ⬜️📈⬜️⬜️📉📈⬜️
    📈⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

  • @ariiigatouu
    @ariiigatouu Рік тому +2675

    "Jonah, the drug dealer while trying to save his family is ruining thousand other families"

    • @tanaziolopez1936
      @tanaziolopez1936 Рік тому

      And giving money to cartels who kills people

    • @kayalvizhisivaraj1297
      @kayalvizhisivaraj1297 Рік тому +25

      Then how about giving them employment?!

    • @Name-ru1kt
      @Name-ru1kt Рік тому +31

      @@kayalvizhisivaraj1297 if they do that then it will ruin MORE families.

    • @kayalvizhisivaraj1297
      @kayalvizhisivaraj1297 Рік тому +10

      @@Name-ru1kt I didn't comment to give them drug deals employment. I just comment give them employment. And ofcourse, after their judgment from law. If we just talk they are bad, they will always be. I want my society to be better than now, so I need to do something to make it better instead of some dramatic heroes to make it better for my whole life.

    • @kayalvizhisivaraj1297
      @kayalvizhisivaraj1297 Рік тому +3

      @marianec477 That's partially what i said and also what if everyone thinks "why should I give them job, others will give it to them?!" Like that and then no one will give them jobs and they want money to live, so they will ended up with their previous jobs to fill their stomachs. Ofcourse not all of them are like that who needs enough money to live, there are many who wants luxury.

  • @qilaifu3000
    @qilaifu3000 Рік тому +627

    What the boy said was literally why drugs are bad

    • @unbannable7551
      @unbannable7551 Рік тому +13

      Because plugs have families to feed?

    • @phucnhahuynh4477
      @phucnhahuynh4477 Рік тому +101

      ​@@unbannable7551 it's kinda weird when you looking it at different angles. Like, if that drug deal has to feed their families then they should know that drug can ruin a family too

    • @mikeychido6937
      @mikeychido6937 Рік тому +61

      ​@@unbannable7551 they can get a real job.

    • @parallax3288
      @parallax3288 Рік тому +9

      @@mikeychido6937 although that may be true, what if they had a bad childhood, went into juve, couldn’t pay for college. That level of education can maybe get you 35,000 a year, where as being a dealer could double or Triple that income every year.

    • @perrytheplatapus1523
      @perrytheplatapus1523 Рік тому

      ​@@phucnhahuynh4477 drug dealer feeds family, guy who buys drugz kills family🧐

  • @Andres-w9k
    @Andres-w9k 2 місяці тому +2

    He is onto something ✅
    He is on something ✅

  • @DeviousAhhWaffle
    @DeviousAhhWaffle Рік тому +317

    "Jonah, this is no excuse to smoke weed in class."

  • @zoefrazier8908
    @zoefrazier8908 Рік тому +270

    “Jonah, that doesn’t explain why you were found selling crystal meth on the playground-“

  • @KlausMikaelson1423
    @KlausMikaelson1423 Рік тому +164

    Teacher:what is your father do for living
    That kid:drug dealer.....

  • @iarlaith_Lynch10
    @iarlaith_Lynch10 10 днів тому +2

    That kid is gonna be a politician

  • @notthedeadweight
    @notthedeadweight Рік тому +365

    The kid with 10 pounds of cocaine on his backpack:

  • @voidianleader9253
    @voidianleader9253 Рік тому +6222

    Everyone gangsta until Jonah 200 IQ’s the teacher
    Edit: ok I’ll stop

    • @nicolasfierro2143
      @nicolasfierro2143 Рік тому +150

      but at all drugs don’t prop up the us economy this is just a corny ass scene to make him seem smart

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 Рік тому +31

      ​@@nicolasfierro2143 There's a movement to have weed legalized and get it taxed.

    • @nicolasfierro2143
      @nicolasfierro2143 Рік тому +32

      @@tonypeppermint5329 this dude is talking about and underground heroin cocaine type of selling where people are killed not stuff people openly talk about smoking and has been basically legal for years nkt plus the weed industry’s pretty small

    • @nicolasfierro2143
      @nicolasfierro2143 Рік тому +2

      @@user-tp7zb7ej2s that’s mainly due to weed just being legalized and being legalized in only a couple of states that have all the trafic on a country wide scale it’s not legal in most places and isn’t selling those kinds of crazy numbers

    • @nicolasfierro2143
      @nicolasfierro2143 Рік тому +6

      @@user-tp7zb7ej2s i completely agree cartels do kind of assist the us economy but cartels deal with many kinds of businesses not just drugs they get laws put in place kill people get insider information and many other things organized crime doesn’t make that much of their profit off of drugs

  • @Pizzachicken0
    @Pizzachicken0 Рік тому +3066

    “See dad this is why you should let me do drugs”
    Edit:reply and say pizza Mozzarella

  • @erikkovacs3097
    @erikkovacs3097 5 місяців тому +5

    "Your honor my children will starve if I don't sell this Fentanyl to these teenagers"

  • @livelaughlove1235
    @livelaughlove1235 Рік тому +90

    "JONAH DON'T DO THAT YOUR GONNA GET INTO DANGE-"
    "Shut up you foolish mortal. I AM the danger."

  • @GameBlockz1
    @GameBlockz1 Рік тому +1017

    “How is it not that simple? Drugs are addictive.”
    My mind: *exactly.*

    • @rickcoona
      @rickcoona Рік тому +27

      @GameBlockz1 yup this kid was me in school. "Drugs are addictive."
      "Yes , drugs like Caffeine , how much of *that* drug have *You* taken today?"
      "Go to the Principles office!"
      (Goes to office)
      Principle: "What did you do today, Rick?"
      "She wanted me to sign an anti-drug pledge, so I Asked the teacher about her daily drug use." (Evil Grin)
      Principle: [[[Facepalms]]]

    • @beelzebub3920
      @beelzebub3920 Рік тому +19

      ​@@rickcoona and then everyone clapped

    • @rickcoona
      @rickcoona Рік тому +3

      @@beelzebub3920 YUP! question the system and they try and punish you "The nail that stands up, gets Hammered Down"
      i was a nine-inch nail

    • @fish_toes
      @fish_toes Рік тому +5

      then you are very simple-minded lol

    • @Voldycssm19
      @Voldycssm19 Рік тому +1

      ​@@fish_toes 🤓

  • @RaviBRUH
    @RaviBRUH Рік тому +492

    Bro woke up and memorised the whole drug page on wikipedia.

  • @Save-money1
    @Save-money1 2 місяці тому +1

    This boy talking that talk😂

  • @SmarterDenu
    @SmarterDenu Рік тому +128

    "Hey Jonah what ya drinking?"
    Jonah: "ALCOHOL BELONGS!"

    • @js1817
      @js1817 Рік тому

      What does "alcohol belongs" mean? That's a sentence fragment.

  • @kingopossum2163
    @kingopossum2163 Рік тому +1084

    If a kid said that in school, you know it's not long before the cops show up to house with a search warrant and child services.

    • @gbBakuryu
      @gbBakuryu Рік тому +14

      Nah, the kids at the school I teach at say weirder shit all the time, it is not to be taken seriously.

    • @fabrypetty1689
      @fabrypetty1689 Рік тому

      Kind reminder that the war on drugs started because the US government couldnt tax drug dealers.

    • @seraftt
      @seraftt Рік тому +1

      yeah like they do when kids reference school shooters and then when they actually do the school shootings and the police just say "it was on our radar" without actually doing anything to stop them

    • @cheeeeezewizzz
      @cheeeeezewizzz Рік тому +4

      Uhm no. Child exercising his freedom of speech is not room for issuing a valid search warrant. Any cop the executed such a warrant would end up spending time in Jail.

    • @Kyle_Reese
      @Kyle_Reese Рік тому

      ​@@gbBakuryu can you tell me one of the weird shit they said?

  • @DudeN0TC00L
    @DudeN0TC00L Рік тому +5036

    How redditors think they sound like in real life

  • @thatrustychemist
    @thatrustychemist 4 місяці тому +1

    idk the kid’s name but he was unironically a REALLY good actor in this, he mirrored a ton of marty’s mannerisms in this clip almost perfectly. good shit 🙏

  • @ninacavallo2827
    @ninacavallo2827 Рік тому +1345

    Okay but her whole point is that people shouldn’t be addicted to drugs in the first place, then he started his point by saying ”but they are” like, ya bro that’s why she’s telling you this😂

    • @noahtackett6264
      @noahtackett6264 Рік тому

      It's a kid that's disillusioned to the anti drug campaigns and realizes humans will always be looking for some sort of fix to get high- whether it be exercise, drugs, war, power, whatever. He recognizes the good that drugs do for the economy - hell if the government decriminalized drug use and put a tax on it they'd make so much money, just look at alcohol and how much money it makes them even before it's sold in some cases.
      It's a sad reality and if a kid recognizes that truth about humanity, they deserve a lot of passes on things because that's the kind of person that makes it far in this world- exploiting various addictions. Look at Amazon and how they exploit an addiction to convenience for example, or the fact that some people will always pick up smoking, especially if they're in military service or shit jobs, or any number of other addictions.
      And honestly if you're old enough to fight for your country, you're old enough to decide what goes into your body. Fuck anyone who says otherwise because they have no respect for those who came before that have fought and died for the freedoms we enjoy today. Just don't infringe on the rights of others and all will be well. #endthewarondrugs

    • @legendarygamingplus5524
      @legendarygamingplus5524 Рік тому +23

      Technically we all are alchol is a drug caffeine is a drug and so much more he is telling the truth tho

    • @hunteroutlaw229
      @hunteroutlaw229 Рік тому +5

      Women ☕️

    • @ninacavallo2827
      @ninacavallo2827 Рік тому +73

      @@hunteroutlaw229 that doesn’t have to do with anything I said by sure😃

    • @huskydarklove2216
      @huskydarklove2216 Рік тому +7

      Shouldn’t be addicted but they are. Sometimes their addicted to drugs before they even take them.

  • @andramation
    @andramation Рік тому +504

    The cameraman: "hurry up my invisibility running out"

  • @00opiumm
    @00opiumm Рік тому +83

    Saul Goodman explaining to the judge that mr White was just providing for his family and was actually helping the us economy

    • @Mr.quack25
      @Mr.quack25 Рік тому

      At the cost of killing a few children also I stand by Russia

  • @simoschouz2480
    @simoschouz2480 5 місяців тому +9

    Damn Matt Murdock is on the roll

  • @trientiswashingtonthe3rd9
    @trientiswashingtonthe3rd9 Рік тому +770

    Dude is giving me more info in 60 seconds than school for 7 hours

    • @harvz5413
      @harvz5413 Рік тому +13

      You mean entire school time? Full 13 years of pre college?

    • @thexxpenguin4340
      @thexxpenguin4340 Рік тому +3

      I go through almost nine hours

    • @ranveerboi
      @ranveerboi Рік тому +5

      Bro I go through 11 hours

    • @hdrakgul3456
      @hdrakgul3456 Рік тому +4

      ​@@ranveerboi rip💀

    • @pmkl4134
      @pmkl4134 Рік тому +1

      @@ranveerboi How is it?

  • @ayushagrawal3988
    @ayushagrawal3988 Рік тому +336

    "JONAH BUT THATS NOT A VALID EXCUSE AS TO WHY YOU WERE SMOKING AND SELLING POT ON THE HALLWAY"

    • @Tricxs
      @Tricxs Рік тому

      Movie name?

  • @pablobigpops
    @pablobigpops Рік тому +29

    This is the exact moment Jonah became Heisenberg

  • @thedeadlyparadox9466
    @thedeadlyparadox9466 4 місяці тому

    He speaks facts, most times in school we are meant not to speak our mind and just accept and move with the crowd that's what they want us to all do.

  • @xHauz
    @xHauz Рік тому +197

    my anxiety:
    ⬜️⬜️📈📉⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
    ⬜️📈⬜️⬜️📉📈📉⬜️⬜️📈
    📈⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️📉📈⬜️
    ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

    • @VXNCENT-PLAYA
      @VXNCENT-PLAYA Рік тому +12

      woah

    • @Windmillity
      @Windmillity Рік тому +3

      stolen

    • @xHauz
      @xHauz Рік тому +3

      @@Windmillity oh i didint see the other comment i am sorry i did make this for a post before that video and i wanted to use it on here too

    • @loygeesepicotheraccount2958
      @loygeesepicotheraccount2958 Рік тому +1

      Yo you actually made the chart

    • @xHauz
      @xHauz Рік тому

      @@loygeesepicotheraccount2958 you can use the white tile emoji (⬜️) and theese emojis(📈📉) to make this

  • @premkumarayyappan3857
    @premkumarayyappan3857 Рік тому +1395

    I don't think this conversation would go this far in any Indian school 🤣

    • @Manan1900
      @Manan1900 Рік тому +28

      😂😂 agreed 100%

    • @Klaus-Schwab_Dictator
      @Klaus-Schwab_Dictator Рік тому +11

      😂

    • @georgecarlinn6288
      @georgecarlinn6288 Рік тому +8

      Thankfully n

    • @heythere9554
      @heythere9554 Рік тому +44

      they will beat the hell out of the students

    • @Rahul_Singh100
      @Rahul_Singh100 Рік тому +55

      "it also props up the economy."
      Teacher : Grabs by the collar , takes him to the principal who all mock and insult him. Parents are called. They disown the son for dishonour. Never opens his mouth again.😀

  • @tylorjones9174
    @tylorjones9174 Рік тому +241

    That’s a great child actor fr

    • @tylorjones9174
      @tylorjones9174 Рік тому

      @@Dont_click_this_profile-v8j I do what I want

    • @WillHelm236
      @WillHelm236 Рік тому

      ​@@Dont_click_this_profile-v8j Thanks, I won't

  • @MaddoxS-r1r
    @MaddoxS-r1r 5 місяців тому +21

    LET HIM COOK!!!!

    • @dolorescovington403
      @dolorescovington403 5 місяців тому +1

      "You are DONE!"

    • @Ayowassup748
      @Ayowassup748 4 місяці тому

      What’s the name of the show

    • @Ayowassup748
      @Ayowassup748 4 місяці тому

      @@dolorescovington403what’s the name of the show

    • @KaedenAlva-d3t
      @KaedenAlva-d3t 4 місяці тому

      He didn't cook his entire claim could be thrown out by 3 words "get a job"

    • @MaddoxS-r1r
      @MaddoxS-r1r 3 місяці тому +1

      @@KaedenAlva-d3t He did

  • @kaiaguilar4779
    @kaiaguilar4779 Рік тому +817

    His math be mathing

  • @crw662
    @crw662 Рік тому +21

    I honestly enjoy it when students do this type of thing. I have other students debate them and see how well they can defend their arguments.

    • @kalakritistudios
      @kalakritistudios Рік тому +1

      My teacher let that happen in Whatsapp class group chat too.
      Vegetarian vs Non-Vegetarian
      Hindu vs Muslim
      "Leave the country!" etc etc.
      That was just one time.
      He did tell me and another girl to stop talking about us two dying from Corona.😂Srsly, our last exam was getting renewed for next week, every week and finally happened after 6 months. It was wicked weird.

    • @crw662
      @crw662 Рік тому +2

      @@kalakritistudios
      Teachers can definitely take it too far to the point that curriculum isn’t being taught. It’s a hard balance we must traverse.

  • @bigbrainboi8204
    @bigbrainboi8204 Рік тому +180

    Bro is describing walter whites entire life

    • @gaspersnakes
      @gaspersnakes Рік тому

      YYYYYYYEESYESYESYWS

    • @sweatybeanz808
      @sweatybeanz808 Рік тому

      fr fr fr

    • @pablobigpops
      @pablobigpops Рік тому +2

      This is the exact moment Jonah became Heisenberg

    • @personofculture
      @personofculture Рік тому

      Heisenberg

    • @gaspersnakes
      @gaspersnakes Рік тому

      @@personofculture bro the pfp reminds that my class are watching history of the first animation on the cinema And your pfp is the woman called Jasmine And were The movie aladin I think Thats what its called

  • @Catwrld1322
    @Catwrld1322 21 день тому

    Lil bro owned the teacher

  • @pivotgamer9551
    @pivotgamer9551 Рік тому +174

    “Jonah, that is no excuse to be selling weed and cocaine to the high schoolers”

  • @notoriouscruyff8925
    @notoriouscruyff8925 Рік тому +526

    "Well it's just not that simple"
    Bro became Jordan Peterson

    • @kalakritistudios
      @kalakritistudios Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣(I laughed the hardest on this one.)

    • @rudinam2409
      @rudinam2409 Рік тому +5

      Except he makes since after that

    • @user-go9kw6wf4m
      @user-go9kw6wf4m Рік тому +8

      But seems to be more intelligent than him

    • @rudinam2409
      @rudinam2409 Рік тому

      @@user-go9kw6wf4m facts

    • @baptistofori8780
      @baptistofori8780 Рік тому +3

      ​@@user-go9kw6wf4mand also more than you, and pls go learn some basic knowledge from jordan real quick

  • @iqbalbahar3583
    @iqbalbahar3583 Рік тому +76

    It’s rarely ever a man in a trench coat coming up to you being like “Hey kid, want some drugs” it will often be something as simple as your watching a movie with your friends and someone brings out a lil plastic bag with pills.
    It can be confusing since they might be people you know or someone even younger than you. It can be hard to choose what’s right.

    • @cloudedyellow7787
      @cloudedyellow7787 Рік тому +4

      Or you could say no and get better friends that won't push you into that life

    • @electronium6378
      @electronium6378 Рік тому

      oh no a trench coat

    • @paulenguedia3053
      @paulenguedia3053 Рік тому

      jaiden animations--the video about relationships. if u know--u know

    • @snowselmon489
      @snowselmon489 Рік тому

      @@cloudedyellow7787 it doesn’t say they pushed him into it it just says they pulled out a bag and it’s hard to know if you should have them

    • @cloudedyellow7787
      @cloudedyellow7787 Рік тому

      @@snowselmon489 yah but if your confused about whether you should join in you always have the choice to say no and if they are pushing you afterwards then leave them

  • @Hi-bruhcool1234
    @Hi-bruhcool1234 13 годин тому

    Bro be spiting facts lady and right like a fking demon

  • @Wahtri
    @Wahtri Рік тому +45

    Teacher: how do you know my past life?💀

  • @FredMcgiggleSnuff
    @FredMcgiggleSnuff Рік тому +128

    He’s the definition of “ Well AkTuALly!” 🤓

    • @Andrewws_BiggestFan
      @Andrewws_BiggestFan Рік тому

      STOP 😂😂😂😂

    • @MationsDam
      @MationsDam Рік тому

      What's the joke?

    • @Tyzone_
      @Tyzone_ Рік тому +9

      “ uhm Tcheoretically schpeaking…” 🤓

    • @realliferanpo1909
      @realliferanpo1909 Рік тому +1

      ​@@MationsDam if you get it you get it 🤷‍♀️

    • @aprettydumbperson
      @aprettydumbperson Рік тому

      ​@@MationsDam basically if you have any education above the 9th grade you're a nerd

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 Рік тому +13

    How grown adult writers imagine winning arguments as a child in elementary school.

    • @MrOcto79
      @MrOcto79 7 місяців тому

      Bro did not watch the show

    • @Ayowassup748
      @Ayowassup748 4 місяці тому

      @@MrOcto79what’s the name of the show

    • @MrOcto79
      @MrOcto79 4 місяці тому

      @@Ayowassup748 Ozark, it’s about a guy who gets forced to launder money for a Mexican drug cartel. If you watch the trailer on UA-cam you will get an insight to what it’s like

    • @MrOcto79
      @MrOcto79 4 місяці тому

      @@Ayowassup748 Ozark, it’s about a guy who gets forced to launder money for a Mexican drug cartel. If you watch the trailer on UA-cam you will get an insight to what it’s like

  • @shinkuakuma1118
    @shinkuakuma1118 5 місяців тому +2

    Name of the show is Ozark
    It's pretty good. The shows about a father who's a (spoiler) Financial Advisor for the cartel, his cheating wife, his introverted son Jonah (the kid who is scholding his teacher) and hus daughter Charlotte who has a crush on the boy who who's family wants to kill her dad.
    Its a seriously good show.

  • @Zemiaza
    @Zemiaza Рік тому +86

    Dude if I did this in front of my mom she’d slap me and go “Read between the lines.” 🤣

  • @kaidh5215
    @kaidh5215 Рік тому +15

    “Then everyone stood up and clapped”

  • @maxgranger1444
    @maxgranger1444 Рік тому +25

    “ hey dad I got suspended “
    “ WHAT WHY “
    “ it’s a long story “

    • @thetf8142
      @thetf8142 Рік тому

      “I brought up a flawed argument to my teacher, and made a complete fool of myself”

  • @osstora.
    @osstora. Рік тому +23

    This is the moment where Jonah became Jonahberg 🥶🥶🥶

  • @helmet-
    @helmet- Рік тому +8

    bro prepared this moment his whole life lmao

  • @alaok489
    @alaok489 Рік тому +397

    "Jonah stop lying, this shit didn't happen you just read this on reddit"

  • @Luciferkingofducks
    @Luciferkingofducks 5 місяців тому +1

    True😂 bro smart as Sheldon ❤

  • @Diana_593
    @Diana_593 Рік тому +15

    That one kid that always talked back in elementary school:

  • @lighttitan
    @lighttitan Рік тому +27

    watches breaking bad once:

  • @SISKCERTWaJaVlogs
    @SISKCERTWaJaVlogs Рік тому +11

    Waltuh on the phone:
    "Jonah, we need to cook"

  • @makingmemesat3AM
    @makingmemesat3AM Місяць тому +1

    This reminds me of that video where a student tried bribing the teacher but the teacher said no and took the money anyways

  • @cjfantamur1842
    @cjfantamur1842 Рік тому +200

    This is why wise and passionate teachers are important. They need to be articulate enough to exchange ideas with their curious/confused students. Who knows, maybe a teacher could also learn from the student. In this case, a proper explanation of norms and consequences surrounding drugs would be helpful.

    • @davidomarcolwellmijares4035
      @davidomarcolwellmijares4035 Рік тому

      No, it aint be enough cuz they focus on the problem and the emergency of saying to people an idea and questionate it. What needs to be done it has to be the opposite, actually show up what the drugs are and cause so they could clear they perspective of them, thats why in mexico they have pictures of cancer on cigarretes and they give for free condoms at the hospitals, it is not to fight against drugs, it is to not to make it look the way they see it so they can understand the true consequences of it.
      In my generation they teached me about saving water and they showed me pics of how misserable could be life without it, ¿why not to do it with drugs?.....

    • @nirvairsingh3416
      @nirvairsingh3416 Рік тому

      True

    • @PhunkBustA
      @PhunkBustA Рік тому +1

      one time i asked a teacher what altitude was after having been on a flight and she told me to stop giving her attitude 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @inquisitivenessandcontempl9918
      @inquisitivenessandcontempl9918 Рік тому +8

      That situation is tricky because the boy's reasoning is formally acceptable from the logical standpoint, however, as a child he lacks education, experience and understanding of the real world that would have allowed him to really see the big picture and understand obvious counter-arguments. He is not familiar with the concept of politics, corruption, bribery, violence, blackmail, organized crime, it's financial and psychological implications, etc. He is merely entertaining abstract concepts with the rules of formal logic.

    • @wasimaps
      @wasimaps Рік тому

      Teachers remit is to create tax slaves.. That's why the education has not changed in the last 120years.

  • @paickle5186
    @paickle5186 Рік тому +91

    when that one nerd in science class is up for presentation:

    • @IwasntHerebruh
      @IwasntHerebruh Рік тому

      Kid's not a nerd he's an idiot, bro straight up watched 12 mins of a drug documentary and thought he was set. Probably doesn't know what carbon or nicotine is 💀

    • @cam_zzzz
      @cam_zzzz Рік тому +1

      That one nerd was me but there’s no way I’d be like this Jonah kid in this situation💀

    • @ArztTSG
      @ArztTSG Рік тому

      a nerd would be actually smart.

    • @goozye1104
      @goozye1104 Рік тому

      Idk, being a nerd sounds good if it means being smart

  • @NFGate
    @NFGate Рік тому +192

    "We love drugs but not too much drugs. Just the riiight amount."
    - US Government

    • @zelven6109
      @zelven6109 Рік тому

      Anything that goes in is part of it. Thats just how economics work

  • @koudini6074
    @koudini6074 4 місяці тому

    This whole argument falls apart when you realize selling drugs isn’t the only job in the world.

  • @themicroprobe
    @themicroprobe Рік тому +59

    The acting of that kid is spot on he honestly looks scared as he says these things to her

  • @glggetv
    @glggetv Рік тому +79

    "Jonah, I just wanted to see your homework"

  • @therethinkables
    @therethinkables Рік тому +33

    the moment walter white became heisenburg:

  • @Arcian
    @Arcian 5 місяців тому +8

    Young Walter White 😂

  • @danielthesaint
    @danielthesaint Рік тому +101

    This is the moment Jonah became Heisenberg

    • @hanorchid7514
      @hanorchid7514 Рік тому +2

      Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see?

    • @OrejrOS
      @OrejrOS Рік тому +3

      ​@@hanorchid7514 You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, teacher. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks

    • @brixenlang3207
      @brixenlang3207 Рік тому

      Vravo Bince