Aerie: Raising their kids to make hermaphrodites feel bad for being hermaphrodites since whenever the hell the first person was like 'lets build bridges in this canyon and live in silos'
The town was so weak, lazy and cowardly they needed the shades to open trade and businesses while they hide in their house all day. We couldn't have known, yet somehow I feel like we should have seen it coming.
+circular7 Which makes it all the more regrettable that the shades had to freak out over lucky Ted. It also says more about the people. SHADES WERE NICER THEN PEOPLE. THEY DESERVED TO BE TAKEN OVER. Except kaine. But seriously How cool would it be in the next game for a shade and guy to just be like cool with each other and be like "I'll take half, but we take turns on the sex. Lucky me I used to be a physicist so we can breeze through this quiz. Self Arm wrestling competition! Winner gets to be the one that jacks off!" XD You'd think they'd both feel it? Okay you know what I'll quit while I'm ahead.
FUN FACT #26: In case somebody didn't got it after "almost a sexless face" and "you are no girl, we are know what you really are, freak", Kaina is hermaphrodite. You see, the original Kaine was a girl but the machine with the duty of creating Replicant made the replicant we knew all the game as Kaine defective and merged genders accidentally. After a childhood of being bullied for not being either a girl or a boy but identifying herself as a girl, Kaine decided to dress in a way SO overly feminine that no one would ever mistake her as anything else than a woman. I clarify this because I've seen a thousand times people attributing Kaine being bullied for being a freak to Tyrann when he wasn't even in the picture in her childhood
Another fun fact: While the developers and such use the term hermaphrodite, most people like that IRL would prefer the term intersex. I guess it matters a little less since Kaine's just a fictional character, but it helps to know the IRL term to avoid offending any real people. This has been your learning opportunity for the day.
I would pay good money for Pat to start doing audio books. I can just imagine him reading over The Jungle or something of similar length, and just slowly falling apart as the story goes on, beginning to mispronounce word after word and the struggle ringing true in his voice. Educational value would be limited, but entertainment value would be exponential.
Confirmed: Pat's Dad is basically Big Boss with an eyepatch and everything. So that would make Pat Snake. He really likes doggos, too. The lore thickens.
I know it was Naked Snake, but I imagined the audio of Matt in the livestream outro playing over Pat climbing up a ridiculously long ladder with his tiny baby limbs.
"Kainé's grandmother then said, "Come on Kainé! We gots to find ya some goddamn buns to put that fucking huge sausage in between!" And Kainé put her hands to her hips, looked to the camera and said, "That's grandma!" *canned laughter ensues
As soon as Dimo finished, kicks and blows began to rain down upon Kainé "You're useless!" Dimo screamed, "Useless. Useless! USELESS!! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA" The boy was in a frenzy. Suddenly, the boy's blows came to a stop. Kainé hoped that he had finally ran out of steam and she would finally have a chance to flee. The boy let out an ear shattering scream "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" "You're next line is 'You hit me with a rock, you stupid bitch!'" Said a familiar voice "You hit me with a rock, you stupid bitch! A big one! That thing coulda killed me!" cried Dimo. "That rock was coated with the sacred ripple" replied the voice. Seeing the old woman grab another stone, Dimo and his companions turned tail and ran.
It's pretty debatable. I really love the text sections honestly. Admittedly they get REALLY tiresome by your third playthrough but first time through they're lovely.
yeah kinda but i have been loving this reading parts a lot but imagine some cutscenes with grandma kali kicking the asses of those little shits or the inner fight within kaine and tyrann. Man i just love when they use cutscenes or scripted event for that kind of things, i remenber being blown away with the final parts of Kingdom Hearths BBS that was AAA stuff.
damn I teared up a few times during this episode. I've been living away from home for 2 years now (first time) and I was just off the phone with my grandmother. Love you grandma!
Let's tune in to another episode of "Read Me A Story Pat!", today's subject is TRAGIC BACKSTORY and VAGUE DISCRIMINATION and LIAM NOT TELLING PAT ABOUT KAINE'S THING I GUESS? Feat. some gameplay that I'm sure 'Platinum will fix'.
What if Liam doesn't know about "the thing"? in that case, should people tell them now, seeing how most of the clues regarding it have been stated already?
Fifty minutes of Pat tripping all over his words and making the finest quality Word Salad as he gives us backstory on my favorite character? Sign me right the hell up.
I love the wrong assumption Liam has for why Pat struggles with the thought of telling someone else to stop being garbage; if the garbage came from him, it would mean that he had to confront his own state of being garbage. The reality is just that Pat loves being garbage and doesn't want to change.
I made popcorn cuz it's like an hour long and I was so excited and lo and behold the text adventure was back! But I was not disappointed and I enjoyed this part greatly.
I swear two best friends is the only group of youtubers I know that can post 50mins of text and have have twenty thousand-ish people watch the whole damn thing.
Liam should elaborate on why Kaine was "a freak" Pat seems to think she was possessed from the start. (im sure at this point its already been done later in the play through but, you know.
It's possible he didn't want to fuck it up for Pat if Pat chooses to read the supplemental material. He has avoided other spoilers, I highly doubt Liam isn't aware of it
Arrowdodger Except Pat thinking she was persecuted for being possessed is almost as wrong as people who think solid snake was in MGS3. It's not first revealed in supplementary material, in japanee it's made explicitly clear right here at this point of the game but was censored by 8-4 for the western release as referred to by Liam. If there's any time to mention it, this is really the only time in the game itself to mention it.
I love how there are so many people i know that outright disliked kaine all the way through branch A only for them to feel the utmost pity for her the second they read her entire backstory as to why she acts the way she does let alone all the shit thats to come throughout this whole playthrough
and instead of being a boy who turns into a woman for shits and giggles kaine is a woman who would really like it if she hadnt been born with an extra more man-part down there. Memory tree really botched that Replicant up didnt he. (Kaine is supposed to be fully female because her Gestalt was but the Tree had corrupted memories or was missing some or something of the sort so just gave her both to be sure)
see now this is a fairly good reason as to why she'd wear a costume like that. if this had been Quiet's story then when Kojima said people would feel bad about questioning the costume it would have made sense. too bad it didn't really.
Well it's only really half the reason, the other half is stated by taro as being to assert her femininity after gaining confidence from her newfound power that she can't be victimized or questioned for it anymore, or being accused of 'pretending' to be a girl.
Too bad her fashion sense is terrible, by which I mean the guy who thought her up has terrible taste in outfits. Same problem with Quiet for that matter, although Quiet is infinitely worse. To be fair, in universe, I can't imagine Kaine has all that many clothing options to work with so it makes sense from that standpoint. Can't help but think she'd be better off rocking something similar to Nier's outfit, just without the poofy pants.
Xeronoia She actually had a far less revealing character design with a red colour profile. She was also originally meant to have her own grimoire called Schwert.
So I started watching this at 11:50 at night, promising myself I would be in bed by 12:20 because I have work tomorrow....it's 1 a.m. now, and I'm already loading up the next episode....
It's Grimoire Nier. Dammit Liam your misinformation is being spread! But you should read it yourself. There's a looooooooooot of info in it. But you also have to keep in mind the info on Nier in it is written to be about the younger one you play as in the JP version unless specified that it's old Nier.
You should look into grimoire nier, the wiki has english translated versions of the short stories. Witch's sabbath is a prequel about kaine, Lost World is an extra ending that I assume will be canon for automata.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell not to go too deep on things, but much like Drakengard, it's more a series of "How much less happy can we make this already bad ending" than actual character-endings. Up until the very last, which is a masterful goddamn troll.
Amazing how a wall of text on a boring black screen can be more emotional than some entire games.
David Cage joke.
I believe in the biz they call that good writing.
Jakub Makalowski And Yoko Taro is one of the best in this biz.
Even when Liam gets his songs confused haha. I've been listening to
that soundtrack almost too much recently because of this play-through.
it's called a book, and it's been done for thousands of years
This entire sequence makes me happy that Emil destroyed the Aerie.
Aerie: Raising their kids to make hermaphrodites feel bad for being hermaphrodites since whenever the hell the first person was like 'lets build bridges in this canyon and live in silos'
The town was so weak, lazy and cowardly they needed the shades to open trade and businesses while they hide in their house all day.
We couldn't have known, yet somehow I feel like we should have seen it coming.
in the words of Kaine's granny, "Death is the best cure for stupid." Hooray for genocide!
+circular7
Which makes it all the more regrettable that the shades had to freak out over lucky Ted. It also says more about the people. SHADES WERE NICER THEN PEOPLE. THEY DESERVED TO BE TAKEN OVER. Except kaine.
But seriously How cool would it be in the next game for a shade and guy to just be like cool with each other and be like "I'll take half, but we take turns on the sex.
Lucky me I used to be a physicist so we can breeze through this quiz.
Self Arm wrestling competition! Winner gets to be the one that jacks off!"
XD
You'd think they'd both feel it?
Okay you know what I'll quit while I'm ahead.
revenge is a dish best served cold
FUN FACT #26:
In case somebody didn't got it after "almost a sexless face" and "you are no girl, we are know what you really are, freak", Kaina is hermaphrodite.
You see, the original Kaine was a girl but the machine with the duty of creating Replicant made the replicant we knew all the game as Kaine defective and merged genders accidentally.
After a childhood of being bullied for not being either a girl or a boy but identifying herself as a girl, Kaine decided to dress in a way SO overly feminine that no one would ever mistake her as anything else than a woman.
I clarify this because I've seen a thousand times people attributing Kaine being bullied for being a freak to Tyrann when he wasn't even in the picture in her childhood
Another fun fact: While the developers and such use the term hermaphrodite, most people like that IRL would prefer the term intersex. I guess it matters a little less since Kaine's just a fictional character, but it helps to know the IRL term to avoid offending any real people. This has been your learning opportunity for the day.
So shes a monster
@@playerhateroftheyear1084 she is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
So that's why there's so many porn of her having a dick it all makes sense now
I would pay good money for Pat to start doing audio books. I can just imagine him reading over The Jungle or something of similar length, and just slowly falling apart as the story goes on, beginning to mispronounce word after word and the struggle ringing true in his voice. Educational value would be limited, but entertainment value would be exponential.
I second this, and you could have matt and woolie voicing other characters. best friends story time when?
And after the first paragraph or so, he just starts picking up the pace and summarizing writing like they always do in these kinds of LPs.
the only annoying thing would be him making a million assumptions by the tiniest suggestions
I bet you could get him to read the Resident Evil novels as a tie-in with Audible!
They could do it as a promotion for Audible by recording their own audio book.
Confirmed: Pat's Dad is basically Big Boss with an eyepatch and everything.
So that would make Pat Snake. He really likes doggos, too. The lore thickens.
I know it was Naked Snake, but I imagined the audio of Matt in the livestream outro playing over Pat climbing up a ridiculously long ladder with his tiny baby limbs.
From the sound of it, Pat's grandma was The Boss, too.
[WORDS THAT KILL intensify]
I just imagined a little old lady with Pat's red hair tossing a guy down the stairs saying "You don't remember the basics of CQC?"
+Królewna Śnieżka The ladder is just a step ladder. It just seems comically huge compared to Solid Pat.
Kaine obviously dresses like that because she breathes through her skin, duh.
CHEMICAL ADDITIVES
+PolarPhantom MALE TO FEMALE
R I'd do Quiet quotes.
But.
You know.
+PolarPhantom "Mmhmhmhm"-Quiet, MGSV
kot4311 "?" - Quiet, MGSV
Did You Know Gaming: NieR
Every copy of NieR came with a free light novel!
From the lows of "I'm getting really uncomfortable, this is really rough" to "Oh, I LOVE GRANDMA SO MUUUCH!!!"
After seeing what Kaine went through, looking back on the Aerie's destruction: *nothing* of value was lost
Me have not had this many word to read since days at academy.
then punch the pages! row row fight the education sistem!
....I think I love Kaine even harder now.
A love that crushes like a mace?
+PolarPhantom A love that is like a truck?
R BERSERKER
LALALALALA
She's a precious cinnamon roll that deserves our respect and promise to watch her back while she's out there kicking ass and taking names.
You were expecting gameplay; but it was me, Dimo!
"Kainé's grandmother then said, "Come on Kainé! We gots to find ya some goddamn buns to put that fucking huge sausage in between!" And Kainé put her hands to her hips, looked to the camera and said, "That's grandma!" *canned laughter ensues
SO MUCH TEXT OMG I LOVE IT
"You can do it, you're almost there" Liam is such a beautiful liar
I'd like to dub the whole "Your garbage rubbing off on people and making them garbage" as the 'Fuckboiven Effect'.
I second this idea.
All in favor say "Aye". Aye.
Aye
Patent that shit :D
Couldn't have nuked a better fictional village imo.
Damn you, Dimo Brando!
GUUDBAI KAYNEE!
returns in Nier 2 as just DIMO
SHADE DIMOOOO!
As soon as Dimo finished, kicks and blows began to rain down upon Kainé
"You're useless!" Dimo screamed, "Useless. Useless! USELESS!! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA" The boy was in a frenzy. Suddenly, the boy's blows came to a stop. Kainé hoped that he had finally ran out of steam and she would finally have a chance to flee. The boy let out an ear shattering scream "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
"You're next line is 'You hit me with a rock, you stupid bitch!'" Said a familiar voice
"You hit me with a rock, you stupid bitch! A big one! That thing coulda killed me!" cried Dimo.
"That rock was coated with the sacred ripple" replied the voice. Seeing the old woman grab another stone, Dimo and his companions turned tail and ran.
spenny Link to your fanfiction.net account pls
"FUCK YES! AN HOUR EPISODE!"
"....oh, that's why....."
"Whatcha acting like a girl for, huh? Everyone knows what you really are!"
Ouch. That line hit me the hardest. That kind of sentiment is all too real.
I'm getting the impression this is like Evangelion where they ran out of budget on the final episode.
the final episode is the best part of nier though.
It's pretty debatable. I really love the text sections honestly. Admittedly they get REALLY tiresome by your third playthrough but first time through they're lovely.
yeah kinda but i have been loving this reading parts a lot but imagine some cutscenes with grandma kali kicking the asses of those little shits or the inner fight within kaine and tyrann.
Man i just love when they use cutscenes or scripted event for that kind of things, i remenber being blown away with the final parts of Kingdom Hearths BBS that was AAA stuff.
To be fair the budget for the game itself was pretty tight anyway, so you're kinda right. Nier is basically Cavia's Final Fantasy.
Eva ran out of budget twice, once like three episodes in and again at the final episode. Yay for poor money management!
damn I teared up a few times during this episode. I've been living away from home for 2 years now (first time) and I was just off the phone with my grandmother. Love you grandma!
Let's tune in to another episode of "Read Me A Story Pat!", today's subject is TRAGIC BACKSTORY and VAGUE DISCRIMINATION and LIAM NOT TELLING PAT ABOUT KAINE'S THING I GUESS?
Feat. some gameplay that I'm sure 'Platinum will fix'.
Getting rid of Ambush Text Adventures would be make the game _worse._
I wouldn't be surprised if Super Fan Liam doesn't actually know or remember.
What if Liam doesn't know about "the thing"? in that case, should people tell them now, seeing how most of the clues regarding it have been stated already?
what gameplay?
+CDH HappyDunsparse or should we all tell Pat and Liam to go search "Kainé rule 34" as a little hint?
And now:
Bedtime Stories - With Pat FuckBoivin
Fifty minutes of Pat tripping all over his words and making the finest quality Word Salad as he gives us backstory on my favorite character? Sign me right the hell up.
Man. Kaine's back story explains so much. I really love this game's writing.
man i love awesome grandma!
"Death is the best cure for stupid!"
This grandma may be my favorite grandma in anything, she's so good.
Welcome back to BITE ZA DUSTO!!
**explodes**
*finger snap*
I almost had a SHEER HEART ATTACK
You sure are a murderous monarch my friend
What a beautiful Yonah. She is like a picnic.
+Reishyn
"chew"
I love the wrong assumption Liam has for why Pat struggles with the thought of telling someone else to stop being garbage; if the garbage came from him, it would mean that he had to confront his own state of being garbage.
The reality is just that Pat loves being garbage and doesn't want to change.
As Matt would say, "THE HYPEST GAMEPLAY ON UA-cam!"
I want my children to attend the Jotaro/Kainé High School and become the HUGEST badasses.
I made popcorn cuz it's like an hour long and I was so excited and lo and behold the text adventure was back!
But I was not disappointed and I enjoyed this part greatly.
I also enjoyed this part thoroughly, more than I was expecting.
The strength of the writing is something indeed.
Grandma Pat and Grandma Kali are the biggest badasses that ever were. Throwing men down the stairs and fucking up bullies.
I swear two best friends is the only group of youtubers I know that can post 50mins of text and have have twenty thousand-ish people watch the whole damn thing.
50:12 Kaine staring at Emil being embarrassed of his new skeletal body is more meaningful with her backstory.
I love how Leviathan from Skullgirls and Weiss voices are identical.
"You can do it, You're almost there" -Liam 2016 (as there is 30more minutes of reading)
Liam should elaborate on why Kaine was "a freak" Pat seems to think she was possessed from the start. (im sure at this point its already been done later in the play through but, you know.
Unfortunately a lot of people seem to mix up events in that way. Grimoire Nier makes it super explicitly clear.
It's possible he didn't want to fuck it up for Pat if Pat chooses to read the supplemental material. He has avoided other spoilers, I highly doubt Liam isn't aware of it
Arrowdodger Except Pat thinking she was persecuted for being possessed is almost as wrong as people who think solid snake was in MGS3.
It's not first revealed in supplementary material, in japanee it's made explicitly clear right here at this point of the game but was censored by 8-4 for the western release as referred to by Liam. If there's any time to mention it, this is really the only time in the game itself to mention it.
I fucking LOVE this LP, this game is so good.
I teared up a little during the entirety of Kaine's backstory.
I want to hug Kaine. Then Emil. Then Kaine again.
How fitting that Weiss resembles Pat in the artwork and Pat resembles Weiss in his speech impediment.
500 page reading, let's go!
You say jotaro-kaine highschool like its a joke. But Grimoire Weiss is essentially a stand.
i bet the dress that Kaine is wereing now is the same one from when she was younger.
I visualize the grandma as Ana from overwatch.
Hearing Pat and Liam talk to each other in such a friendly manner. Shocking to know years later they wouldn't tolerate each other's presence.
I like Pat's family stories. 'Specially with little badass grandma. ("Grannies are for PWNin' NEWBS!")
i think it MAY have actually been Dimo, because of the part where she says it smelled like old meat and whatever
The writing for this Kaine sequence tho. I didn't expect a free trip to Felladelphia, but damn this game is cool.
Welcome back to "Sleepy Pat couldn't contain his excitement and has to yawn his way to the next save point"
[popola walks on screen]
VILLAIN! I SEE YOU THERE VILLAIN! WITH YOUR FUCKING VILLAIN MOUSTACHE!
A terrible joke you say? Well, how does one make a crossbow? It's quite simple, you get a shortbow, and insult its height.
My smooth brain don't get it
@@crash-ew6hw To be 'cross' is synonymous with being angry, or upset.
@@GrinningMarionette thank you for explaining
Is anyone else extremely disappointed that we didn't get to play as kaine? :,(
yeah... i was expecting to see some new sick wombo combos and a different fighting style... but nah
DkXboxer Very late reply, but that was the original intent. Budget issues caused it not to happen.
@@dumbsterdives I wonder if the remake will do it
Man this grandma story is so reminiscing to Penny Dreadful Season 2 with Vanessa Ives and John Clayton and how her stories developed and ended.
Welcome back to Story Time with Liam and Pat!
I love how there are so many people i know that outright disliked kaine all the way through branch A only for them to feel the utmost pity for her the second they read her entire backstory as to why she acts the way she does let alone all the shit thats to come throughout this whole playthrough
So this game actually did make people regret their words and deeds?
So Kaine's backstory is Naruto if he was written at least somewhat compotently?
no where near that, terrible comparison.
I never made that connection when I played the game but yeah, this should have been the natural response to naruto
Fuck man, I dunno, Kaine doesn't seem like Hokage material to me.
and instead of being a boy who turns into a woman for shits and giggles kaine is a woman who would really like it if she hadnt been born with an extra more man-part down there.
Memory tree really botched that Replicant up didnt he. (Kaine is supposed to be fully female because her Gestalt was but the Tree had corrupted memories or was missing some or something of the sort so just gave her both to be sure)
Kaine was not hated for being possessed, as you can see, she was possessed years later.
They hated her because of her BENIS
"Death is the best cure for stupid" that sounds like something the four would say
Wait did liam just completely skip over Kaine being a hemaphrodite?
Welcome back to Pat Gets Ahead Of Himself.
"Death is the best cure for stupid."
I literally just finished playing Lisa again in Pain mode I wasn't expecting to see more of it coming back here.
I've been waiting for this ever since i finished binge watching all the other episodes!
all aboard the tragedy train!
dude, even if the rest of ending B was just an audio book, I'd watch the shit outta this. such a good story
Grandma's gaze could melt steel beams
see now this is a fairly good reason as to why she'd wear a costume like that. if this had been Quiet's story then when Kojima said people would feel bad about questioning the costume it would have made sense. too bad it didn't really.
Alexander Horta Shhhh, we're basing this on Liam-Lore.
+Thanatos388 the most accurate of Lore (at least amongst the super best friends. Maybe Matt is a bit less inaccurate as well on occasion)
Well it's only really half the reason, the other half is stated by taro as being to assert her femininity after gaining confidence from her newfound power that she can't be victimized or questioned for it anymore, or being accused of 'pretending' to be a girl.
Too bad her fashion sense is terrible, by which I mean the guy who thought her up has terrible taste in outfits. Same problem with Quiet for that matter, although Quiet is infinitely worse.
To be fair, in universe, I can't imagine Kaine has all that many clothing options to work with so it makes sense from that standpoint. Can't help but think she'd be better off rocking something similar to Nier's outfit, just without the poofy pants.
Xeronoia She actually had a far less revealing character design with a red colour profile. She was also originally meant to have her own grimoire called Schwert.
"You know what I like? In Dark Souls 3…"
Seriously? Fuck this.
Is the LP salt still coursing through your veins
Well, at least it's not me pressing X to read text.
Still waiting for the episode where Pat realizes that The Aerie is in fact Anor Londo
He didn't even get the boss name right lol
The shadowlord is Lucatiel's brother!!!
having read the dark id's lp of this, and now watching this lp, I kinda wish I played it.
So I started watching this at 11:50 at night, promising myself I would be in bed by 12:20 because I have work tomorrow....it's 1 a.m. now, and I'm already loading up the next episode....
we make all the bad decisions
Holy shit that story about Pat's dad getting his eye clawed out.
How can Pat read this story and not tear up at all? It's fucking Waterworld over on my end.
when pat told that story to woolie in the "I have no mouth and I must scream" LP
I'm not gonna lie, this made me tear up a little
I really think the shade is Dimo, the way Kaine describes both as having the scent of rotten meat sells it to me.
I wonder if Platinum will do anything like this. Maybe they'd replace the reading with cutscenes.
We now return you to Nier: The Audiobook, as read by Pat.
9:05
'' it's fine you're almost there''
uwotm8
Can we get a full reading of Grimoire Noire from you guys? I'd listen to that.
It's Grimoire Nier. Dammit Liam your misinformation is being spread!
But you should read it yourself. There's a looooooooooot of info in it. But you also have to keep in mind the info on Nier in it is written to be about the younger one you play as in the JP version unless specified that it's old Nier.
+gaminggoddess85 ah, thanks for the explanation!
55 minutes. Didn't pause once. Truly engaging.
Pat, you better Fucking do a full playthrough of nier automata once it comes out!!!!
It's gonna be Liam playing and Pat for backup co-commentary
+KGhaleon It's a Platinum Character Action game. You really think Pat's Character Action Boner will let him give away the controller?
liam left forever tho...
Murcia doxial *Liam's echo speaks:
"It's fine."
***** Oh you sweet summer child.
This is truly the hypest gameplay on UA-cam!
"I'm glad they all got fuckin' nuked!"~ Pat 2016
I wonder when Pat realises that the kids were calling Kainé a freak before the Shade possession.
So a shade fucked Kaine's eye socket? Makes sense.
And she has a dick
Probably better than a Flower like in Drakengard 3.
And she liked it.
Fuck, this game's weird.
PolarPhantom IKR?
23:45
This isn't the first time that Pat told that eye story. I can't remember what series/video he first told it but it isn't new.
Oh right, I recently watched the "I have no mouth" LP because the 2016 series are a lil bit stale. Love Nier though
Wow Kaine's such a great character. Easily my favorite in this game now.
You should look into grimoire nier, the wiki has english translated versions of the short stories. Witch's sabbath is a prequel about kaine, Lost World is an extra ending that I assume will be canon for automata.
welcome back to nier a kaine b
Ah yes, back to my favourite series: Story Time with Pat
51:00
And that's why she stares at his eye-patch.
FFFF
Eat your heart out "breathes through her skin" Hideo Kojima. :V
Daily reminder that Pat talks for a living
Are you settled in, kids? It's time for another episode of Uncle Pat's Story Time!
9 minutes in:
Pat screws up while reading and then...
Liam: You can do it, you're almost there.
Think of Kaine as Pharah and Grandma as Ana.
11/10.
Pharah packing the "extra" package like Kaine as well? Hmmmmm....
Welcome back to one hour of textbox adventures, Kainé's backstory edition! :>
I need to know the part where LIam explains to Pat what Kaine's physical deformity is.
I wish we would get these storybook chapters read more realxed, like a nice bedtime story. Pats rushed reading is so stressful.
That’s why she has the black scrawl. Tyrann trying to take over.
I'm excited to see how they handle these next parts
Grandma's gaze can't melt steel beams! The Aerie was an inside job!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell not to go too deep on things, but much like Drakengard, it's more a series of "How much less happy can we make this already bad ending" than actual character-endings. Up until the very last, which is a masterful goddamn troll.
Everyone must now send in their interpretations of what Kaine drew for the finale titie card!