I love that cop walking up and saying "you're survivors, right?" Does he think they're just out to see the sights, or is he concerned he's stumbled upon a couple of shambling corpses?
Apparently the localization changed all the hair colors from black to blonde/red, that's why Kelly looks super Japanese, because she is/was along with everyone else.
***** i have the feeling it will have a story on the level of heavy rain in terms of quality, but it will feel so important, so deep and so complex that it will make itself more unbearable than beyond 2 fucks
***** thats what i meant, that it will sit there, pretending it is the most important piece of entertainment in the world, making deep and complex statements about humanity, while in reality it will be another poorly writen, designed, directed and pretentious shitshow with absolutely nothing to offer... at least the zaibatsu lp will likely be amazing
Wait, am I supposed to believe that in the other playthrough, Greg found Kelly, was able to figure out all this swan boat bullcrap and survive the road tearing itself asunder with Kelly, while in this playthrough, he's doing exactly what Keith did with Karin right now? So our main character isn't particularly amazing in any way? He's just some prick in a sun visor?
No, wherever Greg goes nothing happens. But wherever Keith goes shit just falls apart. The disaster is actively attracted to him, because it's his unconscious Stand power: Disaster Report.
Edge Master Are you saying Kieth has been working with the disaster all along? That means he staged the whole Karen/Kelly name debacle so we would think it was her working with the earthquake.
I wish every playthrough was a fuckthrough. The greatest LPs that the best friends have ever done have either been terrible games or them going completely off the rails and losing their shit.
20:46 They wish. Man, I remember when one of my teachers in Australia tried to give me a failing grade for some project because I actually did some fucking research and found out that Vegemite was just a knockoff of Britain's Marmite. None of the information was wrong, I completed the task given to me, and so my parents and I both were like "Yo, what the fuck is this shit? What do you think you're doing?" I guess they were too scurrd that the secret would get out that one of their national icons was a fucking imposter.
Look at that nerd with his glasses, his Fred Durst cap, and that big ass backpack. Looks like he's waiting for grandma to bring the car around after his weaboo con
Luis Sánchez No, I meant give it the budget of a AAA game like CoD or Assassin's Creed. I imagine trying to do the physics for a game like this would be hell but a Disaster game with sick graphics and fluid controls seems awesome.
They did bring Illidan back for a good reason. It's because he's the best damn character in that series and he's the true hero. #FreeIllidan #IllidanDidNothingWrong #IllidanDiedForOurSins
can we go back to a discussion from ewrlier in the playthrough? i REALLY want to see a survival horror game that takes place during a large scale natural disaster
Richter The D I remember finishing that game with the meanest gun combination I could create. I'm not gonna fight some gross ass shogoth moon without an acid spitting tripple barreled assault rifle with an incendiary grenade launcher.
Report: The Woolie Hole has expanded and is now the size of an apartment building. Residents have gone missing and there have been sightings of a dark figure (with what appears to be colorful tendrils on its head) moving about the visible part of the building. Experts believe it may be possible to lure the creature with freshly baked pies, according to information they received from a Leprechaun "cosplayer", and a man who describes himself as a "skeleton enthusiast". We will update our report as the story develops.
Pat is fucking insane. On the podcast this week he was all like "That Phoenix Wright Twitter is stupid! They got the joke backwards!" And in this video he's all like "Ah that Phoenix Wright Twitter is awesome! Doing that joke I like!" Which one is it Pat?
Make the next disaster report intro SUPER LOUD to keep us viewers on our toes. That or keep it the same volume but replace the music with the dialogue from that Mezzo Forte hentai scene.
speaking of bear-proof clothes, you guys saw these old bear-hunting armor? it's just leather suits that cover the whole body, except hands, and it has a creepy helmet with a smiling face on it and it's covered with big sharp spikes everywhere. like a leather Kirk Armor
Hey best friends! You guys should play through soul reaver for this year's shitstorm! Or these selections: Vampire rain, Clive Barker's Jericho, Kuon, Curse the eye of isis, Gregory horror show, shadowman 1&2, McFarlane's Evil Prophecy, Buffy the vampire slayer chaos bleeds, Akuji the heartless, Medievil 1&2, system shock 1&2, LSD dream simulator, manhunt 2, dreadout keepers of the dark, koudelka, and onimusha
JoJo's bleeds over into this lp, send Harvest out to take all the Vitas back to Sony! Even though normal people can't see the stand, as there Vitas are just floating away no ones really going to notice anyway lol
I can't fucking breathe. Liam deserves a raise for this playthrough, it is the funniest shit ever.
That bear tent conversation oh my god.
New animation? ;)
The timing of the cop showing up made it seem like he was going to give you a ticket for recklessly taking fall damage.
"Hey! You there! Learn to brace yourself else I'll write you a ticket!"
@@VIeshPilled learn to brace yourself before you lose yourself
I'd be down with the Vita Force but only if it's 5 Liams doing Super Sentai poses.
LIAM SENTAI LIAM SENTAI
*Super Senpai
I'm Bear Resistant... Bear Tested. Fan-base Approved.
to bears even give a shit qbout pickles?
He IS the one weird trick that bears hate
Bears give a shit about everything.
more like Bear susceptible... Bear tasted.
If this is a fuck-through, I don't even want to imagine what Omicron could be considered.
it's a Play-Cage
a sadness through.
People at least like fucking.
Soup-Kitchen Marathon
Yeah David just likes to watch
Playing Omicron is suffering
There needs to be a game where you deal with disasters by creating counter disasters.
You mean Blast Corps?
that is brilliant hahaha
Zane Seibert No. I mean Blast Corps 2
GuyUWishUWere Or it should be something you can do in the next Sim City.
Are the intro and outro getting QUIETER?!
liam sounds quiet too, that i had to use phone heads
I had a dream last night that I was wearing AirPods and they fell out of my ears into a black void and were lost forever and I got really sad.
Welcome back to Super Best Audio Mixers
What the hell is wrong with the audio. Pat is loud, Matt and Liam are quite, and game audio/intro/outro is non-existent.
It's a disaster!
What a crisis.
So this comment is a disaster report O.o
Pat needs to be louder and have access to a salt machine.
Yep, just sticking it's gross, incorporeal French dick in everything and actively ruining it.
Your intro and outro are extremely quiet.
Disaster report LP is treated wit the utmost care & careful sound editing
ghostfear's legs are treated with the utmost care & careful editing.
We need bigger ears it's our fault
Phoenix Wright THE BEST CHILDREN!
Good!!
Thank you Liam for mentioning Steambot Chronicles. That game is the shit.
"Jesus fuck ass Christ"
-Pat 2016
I love that cop walking up and saying "you're survivors, right?" Does he think they're just out to see the sights, or is he concerned he's stumbled upon a couple of shambling corpses?
It's kind of crazy how Japanese Kelly looks. Like she looks like you would see her in the streets of Tokyo with her two other friends.
Apparently the localization changed all the hair colors from black to blonde/red, that's why Kelly looks super Japanese, because she is/was along with everyone else.
Her friends Satoshi and Takeshi.
"You're survivors right?" What if they say no?
Then the cop shoots them for being zombies. It turns out Umbrella was behind the honey-butt crustini method.
I can't wait for Pat's slow decent into madness upon being haunted by the ghost of Walt Whitman.
At least it's not sadness.
omikron is on a break, 'til after eyes of heaven
Even these guys need time to recover
when detroit comes out we will get our sadness... that game is already promisign us a disaster
***** i have the feeling it will have a story on the level of heavy rain in terms of quality, but it will feel so important, so deep and so complex that it will make itself more unbearable than beyond 2 fucks
***** thats what i meant, that it will sit there, pretending it is the most important piece of entertainment in the world, making deep and complex statements about humanity, while in reality it will be another poorly writen, designed, directed and pretentious shitshow with absolutely nothing to offer... at least the zaibatsu lp will likely be amazing
The part AFTER this ending (if you choose not to go on the helicopter) is dope. Looking forward to seeing that.
I was disproportionately excited to hear Liam name drop Steambot Chronicles. Love that weird game!
Finally! The LP I've been waiting for!
A Disaster to surpass Metal Gear
WHICH Metal Gear? There's been more than a few ridiculous ones.
First second into the video "its like you're dick is coughing"
Oh today's episode is going to be a good one.
14:45 Completely missed a Baby Rider moment
So what about bear spray? Does that mean they spray a bear for an hour to make sure it works?
it's the only way to be sure it works.
If you spray a bear with bear spray, does it just kill itself?
Wait, am I supposed to believe that in the other playthrough, Greg found Kelly, was able to figure out all this swan boat bullcrap and survive the road tearing itself asunder with Kelly, while in this playthrough, he's doing exactly what Keith did with Karin right now? So our main character isn't particularly amazing in any way? He's just some prick in a sun visor?
Right now Greg is scootin around on his butt.
No, wherever Greg goes nothing happens.
But wherever Keith goes shit just falls apart. The disaster is actively attracted to him, because it's his unconscious Stand power: Disaster Report.
Edge Master Are you saying Kieth has been working with the disaster all along? That means he staged the whole Karen/Kelly name debacle so we would think it was her working with the earthquake.
I assume Greg just makes better time than you do because he doesn't give a fuck
I've never related to Matt and Liam more. Their response is exactly what everyone was thinking to Pat's question at 19:50
"Whua?"
Pat: "I'm glad they didn't announce the Vita Force."
Kelly immediately: What!?
lol
The visor build!
I completely lost it at "Otacon?!" ^^
I wish every playthrough was a fuckthrough. The greatest LPs that the best friends have ever done have either been terrible games or them going completely off the rails and losing their shit.
Man, I wonder what game Matt has been playing recently...
Is it Prince of Persia?
Yep, The Fallen King.
The best fucktrough on youtube.
The intro sounds like Ace of Base.
To be fair, children are also really good mineshaft canaries.
You'd want something weaker than a child, so that it collapses faster and earlier.
Patrick Fuckboivin, Defender of True Love, Ancient Enemy of Walt Whitman. The lore generator has kicked into high gear these days.
Pat with his Koala mayonnaise reference and everyone going what!!!! ROFFLE
I've been looking forward to this episode of the Disaster Report Fuck-through
20:46 They wish. Man, I remember when one of my teachers in Australia tried to give me a failing grade for some project because I actually did some fucking research and found out that Vegemite was just a knockoff of Britain's Marmite. None of the information was wrong, I completed the task given to me, and so my parents and I both were like "Yo, what the fuck is this shit? What do you think you're doing?"
I guess they were too scurrd that the secret would get out that one of their national icons was a fucking imposter.
Would you say this is the Golden Age of Super Best Friends?
"As it should be. Children are rescued in priority". I remember Xplay making fun of that voice acting back in the day.
Look at that nerd with his glasses, his Fred Durst cap, and that big ass backpack. Looks like he's waiting for grandma to bring the car around after his weaboo con
Pat louder than the others, just the way I like it
Damn, imagine if they actually game this game a big budget and did it now?
Those random disasters happening would look awesome.
There are like 4 games and a new one coming out m8
Just that the rest is called Raw Danger, not Disaster Report.
Luis Sánchez
No, I meant give it the budget of a AAA game like CoD or Assassin's Creed. I imagine trying to do the physics for a game like this would be hell but a Disaster game with sick graphics and fluid controls seems awesome.
Pat 22:33 "I found a new orphan-maker, it's attached to this guy Keith" lmao
"Phew, the smell is unbearable." Yeah Keith, I know what it's like being in Woolie's apartment too.
the sickest intro
19:03 "Take your shoes off first." Totally not Japan.
It took me this long to realise the backpack has three Easter island heads on it.
Something Something Bear Fucking Something.
Bing be like "I'm dreaming of an 'orange' Christmas..." as he beats his kids with orange filled bags
I lost it at "Koalas are the ones that can't stand mayonnaise, right?"
Why waste your money on anything bear proof when you can just draw a circle around yourself?
They did bring Illidan back for a good reason. It's because he's the best damn character in that series and he's the true hero.
#FreeIllidan
#IllidanDidNothingWrong
#IllidanDiedForOurSins
wow, with Liam blind playing Pat and Mat filled the dead space nicely in this one, only one person was attacked in this LP and he's dead.
Can Liam be in that new Snowden movie?
"Yeah tigers right... aren't string beans super poisonous to them? - Pat"
can we go back to a discussion from ewrlier in the playthrough? i REALLY want to see a survival horror game that takes place during a large scale natural disaster
The horror elimiment would probably be people panicking and pscycopaths looting places.
i was thinking more like a tsuami washes eldritch horrors into a city or maybe an earthquake releases subterranean monsters
Richter The D My first thought was eldrich horrors too. Like some freak ass shogothnado.
what was the last one? dead space 3?
Richter The D I remember finishing that game with the meanest gun combination I could create. I'm not gonna fight some gross ass shogoth moon without an acid spitting tripple barreled assault rifle with an incendiary grenade launcher.
I honestly want these guys to do a robot alchemic drive LP soon
Kelly stayed behind to JAAAAASON
alright guys and girls, report your disasters right here.
pat touched me *here*
liam is stuck in my vent, again.
Woolie's hole still threatens to consume the entirety of the North American continent...
Matt left dinosaurs EVERYWHERE again
Report: The Woolie Hole has expanded and is now the size of an apartment building. Residents have gone missing and there have been sightings of a dark figure (with what appears to be colorful tendrils on its head) moving about the visible part of the building. Experts believe it may be possible to lure the creature with freshly baked pies, according to information they received from a Leprechaun "cosplayer", and a man who describes himself as a "skeleton enthusiast". We will update our report as the story develops.
Pat is fucking insane. On the podcast this week he was all like "That Phoenix Wright Twitter is stupid! They got the joke backwards!" And in this video he's all like "Ah that Phoenix Wright Twitter is awesome! Doing that joke I like!" Which one is it Pat?
Gilligan Stormrage is the spiritual successor to Qui-Gon-Chi.
I guess Bandit Kieth is our Dio today
Look at that stupid visor!
Who said that?
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDS MUDA MUDA IN AMERICA
***** I was expecting Dio, but it was him, Kieth!
+AfroMetalMizu You'll get Dio later today.
14:44 Don't worry, Pat's fine
Amazing. Not one, but TWO coward endings.
I was expecting Matt to say that Bibleblack was the first thing he bought online! Ha, Ha! xD
You're doing this quiet intro on purpose now, aren't you?
One day we'll get a Bulletstorm LP. One day.
"Camera guy was drunk!" A witness said to reporters.
Make the next disaster report intro SUPER LOUD to keep us viewers on our toes. That or keep it the same volume but replace the music with the dialogue from that Mezzo Forte hentai scene.
back to reporting disasters to distract us from the sadness bad game
Matt's dad: "Why does the ginger one scream when he laughs?"
well, you guys predicted the Bulletstorm remaster.
I think Liam's making the intro progressively quieter in every video just to fuck with us.
"Bulletstorm - That should get a remaster".
Fucking called it?
Is Pat having a stroke in this video
I think he's developing tourettes
speaking of bear-proof clothes, you guys saw these old bear-hunting armor?
it's just leather suits that cover the whole body, except hands, and it has a creepy helmet with a smiling face on it and it's covered with big sharp spikes everywhere.
like a leather Kirk Armor
Hey best friends! You guys should play through soul reaver for this year's shitstorm! Or these selections: Vampire rain, Clive Barker's Jericho, Kuon, Curse the eye of isis, Gregory horror show, shadowman 1&2, McFarlane's Evil Prophecy, Buffy the vampire slayer chaos bleeds, Akuji the heartless, Medievil 1&2, system shock 1&2, LSD dream simulator, manhunt 2, dreadout keepers of the dark, koudelka, and onimusha
22:55 Kelly's getting back at Karen by stealing her name.
This one weird poison in your fridge right now. Koalas hate it.
11:35 Holy fuck! Is whitbeard going ham or something?
How come the last couple intro/outro parts of this series haven't had audio?
Anybody else feel that the soundless intro to this vid was super foreboding?
Is it just me, or has the music on the title and end card been really quiet these last 2 episodes?
The quietest gameplay on youtube.
good end
did that cop sound like the gaming in the clinton years guy to anyone else
Pat over-uses 'Fuck'
That shit is dark and true, pat!!!
or should I say, not dark at all...
I want Kelly and her brother to play rescue helicopter tag forever until the island sinks and they both die horribly.
I thought that random "What" was one of their GF's (liam's) taking offense to pat shit talking the vita at 10:00 ish for a second.
23:58 someone didnt follow his own advice
TURN MAH HEADPHONES UP
"And one again"
JoJo's bleeds over into this lp, send Harvest out to take all the Vitas back to Sony! Even though normal people can't see the stand, as there Vitas are just floating away no ones really going to notice anyway lol
Yaaay
Hahaha, Woolie can't read.
Do these guys have some sort of aversion to playing games that come out recently?
Would bear resistant pajamas provide efficient protection against drop bears???
And now back to Danger Ron Pa: Mute TV Edition..
well now i know you guys are canadian. just listen to the first 5 minutes