It is 1am on a Wednesday. I have work soon, I should sleep. My alarm is in 5 hours. I am instead uncontrollably laughing my ass off to a C&C generals meme video made in God damn 2023... Thank you so much for this lmao
2:50 - 3:10 is some of the greatest video content I have ever seen. When the edit started I was thinking "There's no way he can shoot while airborne." to "HOLY SHIT HE CAN SHOOT WHILE AIRBORNE!?!" This is art.
Jarmen Ricardo might be one of the most Blursed things I have seen, and I really love, those sniping shots are the coolest things I have seen this year.
The game is called Command & Conquer Generals with an expansion pack called Zero Hour. It was part of the C & C franchise. To me it was unique in its own ways from the others. This version In the video is modded version of the game. The original game itself is a lot of fun to imo.
*explains how workers don't have shoes* *Shows orbital death laser cannon mounted on truck costing enough to supply workers with shoes* *Continues explaining how workers don't have shoes*
@@ScorchedEarthPH I still religiously come back to play this game. It's near an dear to my heart (The fact that I can't beat the challenge generals in the Contra mod is also one of the big reasons why as well xD )
@@TymaDem The most absurd thing is a contrast between agressiveness and actual endurance. "We will level whole sector down!" A day later: "Ugh, we are all out of JDAMs, plz send more!" "Our air defences are impenetrable" A day later: "Ugh, USA, we are all out of missiles, plz send more". US is not even producing such missiles you [censored]! "Our soldiers are best in the world" A day later, footage of best soldiers backed by tanks and heavy APCs being captured by tiny pack of rebels who attacked with infantry only, head-on, being heavily outnumbered. It's like a young lad who claims that he is a beast in the bed and then you pat his head 40 seconds later trying to stop the tears.
@@novanoir8309 And recently the video emerged with them hitting another 2 merkava tanks (The one with homemade tandem rockets for the RPG-7s), straight out of the tunnel network. Given how no gun was present, it was a surprise attack.
1:43 Here, we see a pack of Bomb Trucks in their natural habitat. Fascinating creatures! 2:51 The anticipation, the suspense, the timing. This is insanely good content! Welcome back, King!
0:07 Scorched Earth on his way to revive interest in a dead mod for a "dead" game for the fun of it. Thank you brother, you are a true warrior of the GLA! Nice to see that the long edits are back, Scorchy never ceases to impress. It's good to have you with us again, comrade general.
@@ScorchedEarthPH Correct. I hope some of your stuff might eventually make it to Shcokwave Chaos Mod, because man, that's the best shitposting Generals Mod I got so far!
This channel is a criminally underrated gem, so glad it got recommended to me. Making memes for a almost 20 years old game really deserves much more subs
well-said. a worrying trend I see now is developers releasing unfinished games and treating their consumers as beta testers so determine what patches they should apply.
I can't find the words to describe how much I love your videos. I've had Generals installed on all my PCs since 2003. I've not stopped playing it since release. The editing and concept of the videos is top tier. And the absolute homeruns you've managed with your fan truck + biobomb trucks are insane. Thanks for the great content.
2:54 I can't get over the image of an SUV flying through the air doing frontal flips with a sniper still managing to get headshots while in the backseat. And of course the car bounces, sails over a building and lands on it's wheels to keep rolling.
I never expected I would watch highly edited meme videos about a 2003 C&C game in 2023. But I'm not complaining. This was pretty amazing + the nostalgia hit me real. This is my favorite childhood RTS game. Too bad we never got Generals 2.
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Its crazy how I started one week ago again with generals after so many years and now I get this video recommend and its actually a new one. Man what a time to be alive for generals enjoyers.
I haven't played these games in so many years, and this randomly popped up without me understanding what the hell was happening at first lol. This made my morning!
Love the joke of:
“I’ll build anywhere”
“I can’t build there”
Wang Fu's Dozer: Ah, yes
he lied to us!
China the only faction that has mines
China dozer - mines are dangerous to china
He didn't specify that he could build anywhere he just said he could build anywhere.wait what?
classic :))))
“The US Avenger is a powerful laser based anti air vehicle, but we have no planes, so the danger from it is minimum.”
Love this
GLA: Right. So we going to attack from the air.
Emotional damagee
I am your 333rd Like.
GLA cope
j/k
my body is ready. Strap me to a missile to tel aviv
This man makes CnC generals memes in 2023. A true legend.
Who knew video of the year would be released in January
He is our final hope of redemption.
and
And I'm here for it!
ikr
i love GLA Forces & i miss them,, thank you dude for video
Thank you very much for this! Another video is coming out on the 3rd-4th week of April!
Holy shit i'm fucking crying
And the whole Jarmen Bus thing is such a gem
Omg thanks!!!
Dozer:
- I'll build anywhere 😎
- Sry, I can`t build it 🤡
-I will build my own road
-I can't build there :D
like wtf
Name a more iconic duo
- Get in the work
- Let's find a better place
Please dont stop making these
Thank you very much! I'm glad you enjoyed!
MORE CREDITS TO THE CAUSE!
yes more more
Is that GLA money?
@@MeidoInHebun sure fn is
It is fucking nuts how every track in the GLA playlist brings me back to my childhood playing Generals oh my god
I know right? Almost 20 years later and it's still a banger soundtrack overall
I love how every track has that "our military tech suck but we got the spirit" vibes 😂
I KNOW RIGHT?
I use the gla worker lines to answer my wife
@@simonegiannotti7066 are you using: I am Hungry?
It is 1am on a Wednesday. I have work soon, I should sleep. My alarm is in 5 hours.
I am instead uncontrollably laughing my ass off to a C&C generals meme video made in God damn 2023... Thank you so much for this lmao
It is very generous of you! Thank you and I am happy to share the laugh!
I am a middle eastern man, this has raised my morale considerably, thank you brother.
are you now a highly determined fighter?
YES HABIBI. ONE PATH TO FREEDOM.@@zeppkfw
will you make the sacrfice? 😄😄
This warrior is ready!
Me too bro 💪🏻
2023 GENERAL MEMES..........FOR EVERYONE
*MOB CHEERS*
Much love, Chad General.
OMG THAT'S A LOT!!! THANK YOU!
On God that's alot , he deserve it ngl
"Sorry, no tracking number's."
"We shall fall upon our foes like lightning from a cloudless sky!"
Proceeds to noscope
Like a tide we shall sweep over them and drown them in their own greed and evil
@@rsoldat1 Behold... DOOM HAS COME TO OUR ENEMIES!
"Bring down the Hammer"
*Proceeds to casually laugh at physics*
You know that Jarmen Kell is the real deal when he is sniping in a flying rollercoaster bus with 100% accuracy.
10,360 degree no scope
CS Aim Bot lol
Didn't you try Combat Chinook fully loaded by Pathfinders in vanilla?
@@SU76M I do. I complete a whole Generals Challenge with the Airforce one (Granger). Learning is hard, but when you master it...
...is FOREVER FUN.
@@hernanreipp3321 What difficulty?
And when you finally get them new shoes, you can hear "Thank you for the new shoes" in an extremely grateful and humble voice 😊
when the workers have air force 1s
2:50 - 3:10 is some of the greatest video content I have ever seen. When the edit started I was thinking "There's no way he can shoot while airborne." to "HOLY SHIT HE CAN SHOOT WHILE AIRBORNE!?!" This is art.
Is this real ingame or a meme mod?
@@90sGamingWizard idk if jarmen kell can shoot from the van but I know that fan truck throwing the van in the air is a mod :D
Bro 360 no scoped in a bus while being flung through the air!!
obviously its the ricardo milos mod @@90sGamingWizard
I mean, playing with Airforce Generals, using 2x Combat Chinooks full of Snipers is like, mowing the lawn...
I lost it when the reporter guy started singing. Magnificent.
nailed the speed bars a hundred percent
Omar bin Ghazali.
more looks like sir sean connery 😂
Eminem's been quiet since that rap dropped
Jarmen Ricardo might be one of the most Blursed things I have seen, and I really love, those sniping shots are the coolest things I have seen this year.
Business is business. 🔫
That's why he was added in Shockwave Chaos Mod.
Who is Jarmen Ricardo? Did you mean Ricardo Milos?
@@peshi0 yes
"I will wait there!"
As always, you surpass the previous work in terms of quality. Make more of these!
thank you very much! will do!
This was a masterpiece . Touched my inner childhood
I have no idea what I just watched, but I must play this game immediately.
The game is called Command & Conquer Generals with an expansion pack called Zero Hour. It was part of the C & C franchise. To me it was unique in its own ways from the others. This version In the video is modded version of the game. The original game itself is a lot of fun to imo.
1:32 GLA explaining why workers can't have shoes.
*Explain freedom "rights" in intense manner*
hahahahahaha
*explains how workers don't have shoes*
*Shows orbital death laser cannon mounted on truck costing enough to supply workers with shoes*
*Continues explaining how workers don't have shoes*
'ol yapper
It makes me happy that stuff like this is still being made so long after the game was released
and im happy there are still so many viewers around that remember the game 😁
@@ScorchedEarthPH I still religiously come back to play this game. It's near an dear to my heart
(The fact that I can't beat the challenge generals in the Contra mod is also one of the big reasons why as well xD )
@@RemitheDreamfox those are just insane to beat you need to do 3 things at one time all the time
@@ScorchedEarthPH thank you
@@ScorchedEarthPH not only remember, but play. Had to pirate it though, since it's no longer sold
2003: it's amazing to think what gaming will look like in 20 years
2023:
Lel
This game prepared us for the middle east conflicts, but man, today's events are even more absurd.
Paraglider Commando gooooo
HAHA i CAME BACK FOR THIS
You know that you're messed up real hard when the reality is more absurd than the crazy C&C game
@@TymaDem The most absurd thing is a contrast between agressiveness and actual endurance.
"We will level whole sector down!" A day later: "Ugh, we are all out of JDAMs, plz send more!"
"Our air defences are impenetrable" A day later: "Ugh, USA, we are all out of missiles, plz send more". US is not even producing such missiles you [censored]!
"Our soldiers are best in the world" A day later, footage of best soldiers backed by tanks and heavy APCs being captured by tiny pack of rebels who attacked with infantry only, head-on, being heavily outnumbered.
It's like a young lad who claims that he is a beast in the bed and then you pat his head 40 seconds later trying to stop the tears.
@@novanoir8309 And recently the video emerged with them hitting another 2 merkava tanks (The one with homemade tandem rockets for the RPG-7s), straight out of the tunnel network.
Given how no gun was present, it was a surprise attack.
Aged like fine wine
@Roniixx1 Month after this reply aged like a milk
1:32 That Mic solo is so dope, 11/10
when he said tamnamdklalakwleltktlalajdkalae, i felt that
Omar Bin Ghzali do be spittin bars
What song is it?
@@AureliusDux99 Tides of Wrath from the C&C Generals
omar bin gazali, the best arab rapper to ever grace the planet.
"Doing what's right"
*Proceeds to saw the poor enslaved worker in half*
Yay he did it, slavery is no more!
"We'll cut down slavery in half"
That's one way to end slavery
Reminds me about Britain's plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025.
@@eef-the-beef hahhahah lmao
1:43 Here, we see a pack of Bomb Trucks in their natural habitat. Fascinating creatures!
2:51 The anticipation, the suspense, the timing.
This is insanely good content! Welcome back, King!
thank you for mixing the soundtracks! couldn't have done it without your help, queen 👑
@@ScorchedEarthPH Such a great team. Bravo.
Can I have some shoes?
I'll pay you some 👑
Is he doing his David Attenborough thing again?
My lord @@ScorchedEarthPH this is beautiful content. But Red Alert needs you more please come back.
Aged like wine.
Therapist: "Arab Eminem is not real, he can't harm you"
Arab Eminem: 1:32
As a long time fan of C&C Generals and the GLA, this made me cackle uncontrollably. You sir are a legend.
thanks! glad you had fun!
@@ScorchedEarthPH Steady...
"enemy Jarmen kell detected"
Yes
*echoing through space*
“Can I have some shoes”
Holy crap Jarmin Kael sniping out of a bus in mid air got me
0:07 Scorched Earth on his way to revive interest in a dead mod for a "dead" game for the fun of it. Thank you brother, you are a true warrior of the GLA!
Nice to see that the long edits are back, Scorchy never ceases to impress. It's good to have you with us again, comrade general.
Dead? It's far from dead for me. Still playing it until now, and enjoying every moment of it
@@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849 Exactly. Same here.
haha, C&C Generals has so much shitpost potential. thank you for your support since the beginning, whiterun guard!
@@ScorchedEarthPH Correct. I hope some of your stuff might eventually make it to Shcokwave Chaos Mod, because man, that's the best shitposting Generals Mod I got so far!
Dead only according to EA games
This channel is a criminally underrated gem, so glad it got recommended to me.
Making memes for a almost 20 years old game really deserves much more subs
1:33 I have a theory that the gla is only winning because this reporter is actually Dr.thrax!
This is peak... This is canon...
Man, Yuri, Soviets and GLA from these games always made you feel like you were always ready to crush shit. Thank you for perfectly encapsulating that
The "I'll build anywhere :)" followed by "Sorry I can't build there :(" was hilarious.
he lied in the job interview 😆
Scorchy to the moon! 💖
AAAAAAAA THANKS!!!
This game has been released for almost 21 years and until now this game has never been boring
Very relevant again.
Thank you for this brother. I've been laughing for a solid 20 minutes.
thanks for backing the channel! i am glad you enjoyed!
My fellow freedom warrior, do more GLA content. PEACE THROUGH POWER
*_KANE LIVES!_*
Wrong faction.
*Or is it?..*
I think the GLA slogan might say 'Peace through Sacrifice'
This game is a gem and aged like a fine wine
Now a days... games age like milk
Just pray one day EA will give generals the same love it gave the first CNC games with the remaster.
@@148crusader that... wasnt EA
well-said. a worrying trend I see now is developers releasing unfinished games and treating their consumers as beta testers so determine what patches they should apply.
Not all of them, most of them will, though 😔. Some of them already have [looks at Babylon's Fall]🤨
While I agree for the most part the fact the game still has horrible frame rate on modern hardware is still pretty bad.
This game can never be remade in todays world, people would lose their shit.
Shame 🫠
People will try to cancel this game so bad if it was released today
@@iusemyrealnamebeforewhy
@@iusemyrealnamebeforeYeah we will never have fun like this again. :(
people are so sensitive now its disgusting. "im hungry"
In 2024 never got bored of this video
Okay the Jarmen kell in the bus and after it landed drifting with sheer dominance was just so hard to not smile
this is insanely good editing its extermely hilarious well done
As a kid I played a lot of CnC against the AI and this video earned my sub.
sounds like an awesome childhood. cheers! 🥳
My dad showed me this game when I was little. This is truly amazing to watch when older.
Bomb trucks drinking toxins from the pond is just so cute idk why..thanks for this masterpiece mate
I can't find the words to describe how much I love your videos. I've had Generals installed on all my PCs since 2003. I've not stopped playing it since release. The editing and concept of the videos is top tier. And the absolute homeruns you've managed with your fan truck + biobomb trucks are insane. Thanks for the great content.
This is one of the best games and it deserves it
thank you! yeah, it's really one of the best strategy games ever!!!
the content on this channel is so top notch. Love how the trucks get bio-b's.
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
Wonderful edits scorched, and thank you for the people who back up this amazing project!
most welcome. im glad you enjoyed!
Actual modern day history.
a game still played after 20 years all around the world! haven't seen anything made similar. respect & love.
People tend to mention Red Alert but not Generals
>1:09 The way they used the missiles was unexpected.
>1:55 Idk if this is Generals or Garry's Mod.
>3:12 CHAINSAW TANK.
2:59 Jarmen Kell hits the craziest series of 360 no scopes
This channel is a gem. My body needs more of this awesome content!
02:58 too epic moment🥶
The fact that this game became meme worthy is heart warming. Subscribed and ready for more.
Jokes, editing, sound design, everything is on point!
Another great video, lad. Thanks for this!
thanks old fart
I used to play this game so much in 2003/2004. I laughed my ass off through the entire thing. Thank you so much for making this
This makes me preserve freedom in my shorts ngl
So this is how they thought of the paragliders.
@@therake8897C&C 3 Kane's Wrath has paragliders units in Brotherhood of Nod campaign, so pretty much close.
But we have no air units
Bomb truck : are you sure about that
C&C Generals always felt like a really good shitpost that you loved unironically. Such a good game.
2:02 This is a genius application of the Fan Truck!
Everytime I watched this video, can't believe is happening now
Art imitates life, I guess
I so hope we get a remake of this game some day :D
2:54 I can't get over the image of an SUV flying through the air doing frontal flips with a sniper still managing to get headshots while in the backseat. And of course the car bounces, sails over a building and lands on it's wheels to keep rolling.
I never expected I would watch highly edited meme videos about a 2003 C&C game in 2023. But I'm not complaining. This was pretty amazing + the nostalgia hit me real. This is my favorite childhood RTS game. Too bad we never got Generals 2.
News dude dropping the most lit mix tape.
2:01
GLA Postal service, NOTHING STOPS THE MAIL!
3:14 "It's called a Grinder, 'cause that's what it does" - Oleg
Bulldozer: I'll build anywhere.
Also Bulldozer: Can't build there, sir.
1:06 I love how they have a cowboy hat in the air. That is the direct hat nod to Doctor Strange Love: How I learned to love the bomb.
The trucks slurping that nuka splash got me dead xD
Quickscoping people from the back of the flying party van is the funniest thing I've seen all year
This is one of the best C&C skits ever.. well done 😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I'm tired of historical events
it never ends
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Astaghfirullah...
Man, thank you for making my day🙏😂
1:17 Hamas rockets arriving in Tel aviv
2:27 Zionists be like
Based
You singlehandedly brought my memory back, We used to play this game alot, I MEAN OBSESSIVELY ALOT.
fr almost every day after school I would hop on this
0:43 that joke never gets old XD
Blessed by the algorithm gods for popping this up on my timeline.
Its crazy how I started one week ago again with generals after so many years and now I get this video recommend and its actually a new one. Man what a time to be alive for generals enjoyers.
Your amazing bro keep these coming
"I'll build anywhere"
"No, I can't build there"
Imagine you're just a US grunt just chilling on your base then one day a bunch of trucks just come falling from the sky from God knows where 😂
*allah knows where
ah, I see the GLA upgraded to AIR MAIL
I haven't played these games in so many years, and this randomly popped up without me understanding what the hell was happening at first lol. This made my morning!
Here I am, almost 32, rocking my head and feeling like a teenager again to GLa's theme, haha, damn.
2:08 Now THAT is a precision terror strike!
Hamas POV
This brings back a lot of childhood memories and because of this, you sir have earned a subscriber.
THIS VIDEO IS GOLD
NOT ONLY MY NICHE CHILDHOOD BUT MEMEIFIED omg thank you for making this bro lol i had a blast
Bro I laughed so hard my chest hurts and because of that I subscribed. This is awesome
the way he pulling out the gun is stunningly beautiful
The GLA music is so HYPE
1:32 Top 10 rappers Eminem is afraid to diss