Pokemon Ralphie: The Complete Journey

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  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 років тому +14916

    If Rusty and Ralphie ever met each other, the Pokémon cinematic universe would literally collapse and reset itself from their combined intelligence.

    • @SuperKiobi13
      @SuperKiobi13 5 років тому +478

      or lack there of

    • @natjust68
      @natjust68 5 років тому +455

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache Rusty killed Ralphie at the end

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 5 років тому +184

      And then they end up in a time machine(Bill invented before Ralphie accidentally killed him) and get sent to the 1800s.
      Todd v Burbersur v Legendary Bodybuilder. A battle for the ages!

    • @dajohnniesanders6997
      @dajohnniesanders6997 5 років тому +39

      What happened to just some guy with a mustache

    • @MoonLoonie69
      @MoonLoonie69 5 років тому +113

      You didn't watch the whole video through, did you?

  • @Bro-cx2jc
    @Bro-cx2jc 5 років тому +3716

    "Pidgey! Use Sand-Attack!"
    "Oh no, my poor baby's accuracy!"
    *Because Metapod needs accuracy to use Harden*

    • @asher2495
      @asher2495 4 роки тому +18

      @PeterEater98 not really. this is a trainer we are talking about.

    • @hahaaso6182
      @hahaaso6182 4 роки тому +5

      @@architdubey5196 thats a bad move

    • @omnipotentazathoth5215
      @omnipotentazathoth5215 4 роки тому +4

      How the heck is sand hurt someone the only person I know who is Darth Vader

    • @asher2495
      @asher2495 4 роки тому +5

      @@omnipotentazathoth5215 you mean Anakin and also, have you ever had sand in your eyes?cuz then you would know the pain

    • @intothewoodsatdark
      @intothewoodsatdark 4 роки тому

      THE BEAST OF ML exactly the point sir/ma’am

  • @jimhemmelgarn5841
    @jimhemmelgarn5841 4 роки тому +4724

    The ending is genius. It couldn’t have gotten more clever than that.

  • @dawsonglawe5810
    @dawsonglawe5810 4 роки тому +4795

    Y'all ever think about how Rusty starts with a kakuna, and Ralphie starts with a metapod? And both end up imprisoned, though in different ways.

    • @tonytang7550
      @tonytang7550 4 роки тому +97

      This was my literal show thought last night

    • @1690sn
      @1690sn 4 роки тому +60

      Parallel universes

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 4 роки тому +63

      and one gets killed by the other

    • @_zenon_9540
      @_zenon_9540 4 роки тому +15

      I haven’t watched it all yet
      Please say spoiler alert befor you spoil

    • @Ryan-se2wy
      @Ryan-se2wy 4 роки тому +44

      @@_zenon_9540 Peanut Butter finds out about how humanity treats pokemon and then he decides to enslave all humanity. Rusty goes back in time to stop himself but ends up doing it all again (same Rusty, not the past one). Peanut Butter meets the past Rusty who made a deli and he likes the sandwich. They go travel space together along with Clefa. The bad Rusty is chained to the deli and forced to make sandwiches.
      *SPOILER ALERT*

  • @fizz6841
    @fizz6841 5 років тому +2732

    20 years..
    Poor metapod still never evolved... and is still lvl 17..

    • @maldorov6297
      @maldorov6297 4 роки тому +124

      Also is permanently disabled because it will never see the light of a pokemon center healing machine

    • @tigerrocks503chase8
      @tigerrocks503chase8 4 роки тому +55

      When I caught my Caterpie in Pokémon Sun, I took care of it, battled with it, and it then evolved into Metapod, but unlike Ralphie, I continued to take care of it and was able to get a beautiful Buterfree.
      I bet you ten bucks that if my Buterfree was at level 10 still, it would defeat Ralphies poor abused Metapod.

    • @A-Microwave
      @A-Microwave 4 роки тому +14

      and dead from horrific science accident

    • @aoisora1445
      @aoisora1445 4 роки тому +9

      @@tigerrocks503chase8 nah level 100 Caterpie got this

    • @lavatroll5733
      @lavatroll5733 4 роки тому +8

      @@maldorov6297 he never did... *He died*

  • @sportsfaniguess154
    @sportsfaniguess154 3 роки тому +3192

    Ralphie has murdered humans.
    Rusty has murdered Pokemon.
    Together, they will rule the world.

    • @emanuelevigo9864
      @emanuelevigo9864 3 роки тому +106

      Basically yes. Well, Ralphie did kinda kill his Metapod tho.. Poor pokemon.

    • @sportsfaniguess154
      @sportsfaniguess154 3 роки тому +84

      @@emanuelevigo9864
      *allegedly*

    • @CygnusTheSilly
      @CygnusTheSilly 3 роки тому +67

      Both of them killed both

    • @notenoughwater1725
      @notenoughwater1725 3 роки тому +17

      @@emanuelevigo9864 You can say it Poorkemon

    • @micheal5743
      @micheal5743 3 роки тому +12

      Rusty stuck making sandwiches and the other in space

  • @dillongeorge5866
    @dillongeorge5866 5 років тому +3524

    Deaths:
    8 police officers
    1 metapod
    1 pilot
    1 mew
    Red’s bones
    An entire crew of sailors
    Bill
    Tons of people in Red’s offices
    and Ralphie himself.
    And Rusty still killed more

  • @brandontherabboat4850
    @brandontherabboat4850 5 років тому +3655

    A pathetic start, all the way to a pathetic end.
    Confirmed: Ralphie’s life is a joke.

    • @beastunleashed657
      @beastunleashed657 5 років тому +21

      @Galaxy GamerZ lol come on dude you're not fooling anyone

    • @justaguythatsbadateverythi2499
      @justaguythatsbadateverythi2499 5 років тому +8

      @Galaxy GamerZ if your not lying
      WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
      if your not lying
      that mudkip was a 1/8192 roll. bbut i hope your lying. your lying

    • @Hitoshuratdn
      @Hitoshuratdn 5 років тому +3

      @missingno missingno that was a non sequitur. Moving on.

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 5 років тому +1

      @UCfJCRGFMaI-iQrVdZzmKBTA Because you keep copy pasting it and the fact that Shiny pokemon have been a thing since the Game Boy Color games?

    • @informanteRP
      @informanteRP 5 років тому +1

      @@justaguythatsbadateverythi2499 what galaxy gamerz said? His comment was deleted

  • @frostedflakes8968
    @frostedflakes8968 4 роки тому +1113

    I like how at the end it reveals that red wasn't actually killed by ralphie because the story in rusty said that red assembled all the strongest pokemon trainers meaning red didn't die to ralphie and instead was somehow saved

    • @mempez8527
      @mempez8527 4 роки тому +147

      Actually the “Good Rusty” made perfect bidoof change his ways, and when he left he said he would completely change it so that it was like bidoof was never there. Basically, red never assembled that group, also I though that happened when he was a kid anyway lol

    • @frostedflakes8968
      @frostedflakes8968 4 роки тому +15

      @@mempez8527 wow that was a pretty amazing explination

    • @danieldull6697
      @danieldull6697 3 роки тому +56

      @@mempez8527 the way I interpreted that was that instead of winding back time, perfect bidoof just set everything back how it was. Kinda the difference between knocking over a shelf and putting everything back vs time traveling back to when you didn't knock it over

    • @blootooth00
      @blootooth00 3 роки тому +60

      @@frostedflakes8968 not to mention these timelines don't line up at all. Red was still like 10 in Pokemon Rusty, where as Red is in his 30s in Pokemon Ralphy. It's not a true crossover, just an Easter egg

    • @mossylog4168
      @mossylog4168 2 роки тому +22

      @@blootooth00 mabye rusty spent 20 years in prison

  • @mog5176
    @mog5176 5 років тому +4141

    They created a full fledged Pokémon-parody cinematic universe
    *i love it*

    • @anthonywippich9552
      @anthonywippich9552 5 років тому +2

      Galaxy GamerZ is this a joke

    • @anthonywippich9552
      @anthonywippich9552 5 років тому +15

      Galaxy GamerZ it’s called a shiny it happens 1/10000 about usually so it’s rare
      Also how do you have 700 subs and no videos

    • @kon18
      @kon18 5 років тому +5

      Nick Tempo I love Pokemon Rusty

    • @sparexcalibur
      @sparexcalibur 5 років тому +2

      Yeah just have been a glitch hopefully it doesn't happen again

    • @angelotheclown1004
      @angelotheclown1004 5 років тому

      Um yes there is you ralphie

  • @isaacbailey3681
    @isaacbailey3681 4 роки тому +1293

    "Ralphie used Kidnap!"
    "It was...too effective."
    Ouch.

  • @Golemoid
    @Golemoid 4 роки тому +333

    I just rewatched Rusty after this and realized that Bidoof undid everything bad he have done, so that probably includes killing Ralphie. Which means he's still alive and in prison.

    • @Fan-imator
      @Fan-imator Рік тому +9

      and also at 6:44, those guys are thankfully still alive

    • @cthulhusl4y3r66
      @cthulhusl4y3r66 6 місяців тому +13

      @@Fan-imatorPeanut Butter undid all the bad that Rusty did and only the bad that Rusty did so those guys are still sadly dead

    • @Fan-imator
      @Fan-imator 6 місяців тому

      @@cthulhusl4y3r66aw man

    • @bingbingaria3824
      @bingbingaria3824 2 місяці тому

      'bad'
      'killing Ralphie'
      Pick one and only one.

  • @itzmarzo
    @itzmarzo 4 роки тому +2852

    Why doesn’t Dorkly believe in Pokémon center

    • @Kurumii_kun
      @Kurumii_kun 4 роки тому +389

      There's a rumor that the Pokèmon center doesn't heal your pokemon but replaces them with pokemon with the exact same stats

    • @archived1606
      @archived1606 4 роки тому +41

      xXZombs4lifeXx actually???

    • @Kurumii_kun
      @Kurumii_kun 4 роки тому +89

      @@archived1606 It's just a rumor

    • @Elijah.04
      @Elijah.04 4 роки тому +151

      So they have a spare shiny perfect IVs and ev trained tyranitar? I thought it would take about 4-5 days to get one

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 роки тому +77

      @@Kurumii_kun
      C L O N I N G

  • @PresidentJamesDean
    @PresidentJamesDean 5 років тому +1056

    Ralphie: You
    Vs.
    Rusty: The guy she told you not to worry about

  • @heylinedgear3510
    @heylinedgear3510 3 роки тому +173

    The second he became a good guy, his MC protection dissipated and all the negative Karma he accumulated killed him instantly.

  • @Themalayalammaster
    @Themalayalammaster 4 роки тому +2681

    Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history'
    Rusty: *hold my Perfect Bidoof*

    • @riskiadityacahyadiputrano3725
      @riskiadityacahyadiputrano3725 4 роки тому +7

      Hey Rusty dasn own perfect badoof agin iya the good Rusty who own perfect badoof

    • @fatcat6923
      @fatcat6923 4 роки тому +7

      stupid riskong To be fair he didn’t specify which rusty he was referring to

    • @glowingdarkness9288
      @glowingdarkness9288 4 роки тому +11

      Its was better if you said hold my peanut butter

    • @Themalayalammaster
      @Themalayalammaster 4 роки тому +2

      @@glowingdarkness9288yep your right. Got confused there what to type

    • @demon_xd_
      @demon_xd_ 4 роки тому +4

      **the entire Marvel staff die ‘cause of the extreme god radiation**

  • @LucusWho
    @LucusWho 4 роки тому +2318

    If Todd thinks Ralphie is a terrible trainer he hasn’t even heard of Rusty hahaha

    • @mayphan9779
      @mayphan9779 4 роки тому +46

      I guess when this was made rusty wasn’t even born

    • @zockingtroller7788
      @zockingtroller7788 4 роки тому +76

      Rusty murdered Ralphie at the end

    • @trent800
      @trent800 4 роки тому +49

      they are in the same universe as Rusty killed him in the end

    • @nokobantroopa5176
      @nokobantroopa5176 4 роки тому +12

      Lucus Who rusty is just ralphie but less bidoof

    • @aizuuya
      @aizuuya 4 роки тому +13

      @@trent800 no the perfect bidoof can travel between dimensions, and by looking at the 2 series you can tell they aren't the same kanto

  • @keatonsmith2220
    @keatonsmith2220 4 роки тому +185

    Ralphie: We meet again Red.
    Red: You're not my rival.

  • @wildstrategist9504
    @wildstrategist9504 5 років тому +726

    “Ralphie are you peeing yourself?”
    “It’s called a feeble bladder and it’s medical!”

  • @past874
    @past874 5 років тому +1201

    When's that smart trainer and his Scyther joining the Dorkly Cinematic Universe?

    • @geek_x4565
      @geek_x4565 5 років тому +83

      that's Red, he made a masterball factory remember?

    • @past874
      @past874 5 років тому +40

      @@geek_x4565 Still need a series about him.

    • @izu1624
      @izu1624 5 років тому +21

      They can make him a whole new character and i would still love it

    • @kelvinkegel2304
      @kelvinkegel2304 5 років тому +11

      @@MCKennaXC SHUCKLEEEEEEEEE

    • @datsthechungus4228
      @datsthechungus4228 5 років тому +3

      The dcu

  • @Fan-imator
    @Fan-imator Рік тому +41

    18:39 "you even gave me 12 pokedollars afterwards."
    "this isn't about my life savings!"
    underrated

  • @EmeraldLord777
    @EmeraldLord777 4 роки тому +695

    “ I wanna eat! All this ice cream! “
    Uhh.... uhh....
    “ like no one ever was! “

    • @Phoenix_Blader_93
      @Phoenix_Blader_93 4 роки тому +8

      To eat it my real test, to gain weight is my cause

    • @KiraYoza
      @KiraYoza 3 роки тому +5

      Ba da doo
      Ill try to travel to the fridge but the distance is too faaaaarrr
      I’m giving up on everything my life is stuck on paaaaussee

  • @pareidolia1
    @pareidolia1 4 роки тому +1894

    Wasn't he also the bug trainer in bidoofcalypse that pissed his pants

    • @C4H10N4O2
      @C4H10N4O2 4 роки тому +170

      All part of the PCU

    • @miguelmercer2377
      @miguelmercer2377 4 роки тому +98

      No since he died when Peanut Butter broke Rusty out

    • @unclebuns5286
      @unclebuns5286 4 роки тому +134

      @@miguelmercer2377 but bidoof reversed all his chaos, so that means his death also reversed

    • @BankerPaul
      @BankerPaul 4 роки тому +41

      @@unclebuns5286 | But that was after the fear-pissing dude fear-pissed himself.

    • @BankerPaul
      @BankerPaul 4 роки тому +23

      I would like that to be the case, but it just doesn't fit in with the already-not-making-sense timeline.

  • @havaltherock
    @havaltherock 4 роки тому +77

    So ralphie died when bidoof first met rusty and broke him out of jail.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 років тому +506

    The story of Ralphie is proof that Bug types don't get enough love.

    • @petercross1879
      @petercross1879 5 років тому +14

      We get too many normal, fighting, and flying types. There's not enough early game fire or electric types.

    • @lolcall5295
      @lolcall5295 5 років тому +1

      @@petercross1879 what do you mean not enough fire? Isn't there like a starting fire in almost every pokemon game in every generation? Like charmander in gen 1, torchic in gen 3, cyndaquil in gen 2, etc etc.

    • @majoritasdeadmemechannel3557
      @majoritasdeadmemechannel3557 5 років тому +11

      That's actually what guzma was trying to show to people

    • @petercross1879
      @petercross1879 5 років тому +2

      @@lolcall5295 if you want a fire type in most games, you ha e no choice but to pick the fire starter. That's bad.

    • @lolcall5295
      @lolcall5295 5 років тому +1

      @@petercross1879 yeah but at least you have some decent fire type

  • @welliebeats
    @welliebeats 5 років тому +573

    It’s crazy - Ralphie got a Metapod and Rusty got a Kakuna. 😂

    • @commiedogborkins5568
      @commiedogborkins5568 5 років тому +20

      And rusty got the perfect badoof and ralphi got Todd blob

    • @galaxyads3040
      @galaxyads3040 5 років тому +39

      No rusty got Pikachu

    • @CyverRune
      @CyverRune 5 років тому +4

      @@galaxyads3040 I applause you for that comment.

    • @_marshP
      @_marshP 4 роки тому +3

      Well,they ARE version exclusive.
      *Pokemon Rusty to kakuna
      Pokemon Ralphie to Metapod

    • @zorororoark
      @zorororoark 4 роки тому +2

      It was a PIKACHU 🤣🤣

  • @zaidhernandez4601
    @zaidhernandez4601 4 роки тому +151

    21:30 man this man cranking out so many reps without failure....what a legend

  • @firorenard7013
    @firorenard7013 5 років тому +695

    RALPHIE USE KIDNAP!
    *it was too effective...*

    • @milx7210
      @milx7210 5 років тому +13

      that would be perfect when you faint a shiny

    • @grass492
      @grass492 4 роки тому +4

      One hit KO

  • @DPCP-h9u
    @DPCP-h9u 5 років тому +893

    After seeing all the 22 minutes, and listening to Red about having two kids, I have to ask: where is Todd's brother? The world needs to see the second monster pokemon in existence!

    • @thatsprettyfarfetchd9888
      @thatsprettyfarfetchd9888 4 роки тому +157

      Todd's brother is the Red in Pokémon Rusty. For starters, the Red that Rusty follows in Pokémon Rusty can't be the Red we see in Ralphie, the age gap is far too big(~10 vs ~30). Although if Red had a son also named Red, who looked like him, he could be the Red that Rusty was following, making perfect sense when connecting the universes together.

    • @shadowmewfox9998
      @shadowmewfox9998 4 роки тому +16

      Ash the son😂

    • @CyberB07
      @CyberB07 4 роки тому +9

      Oh, did I miss a detail saying it was a brother? X3 I assumed it could've been a daughter/sister. Lol, either way, I wonder where is this 2nd kid!?

    • @catherinestickels2591
      @catherinestickels2591 4 роки тому +6

      @@dantebenedetti8095 My brothers and I play in a homebrew Pokemon trpg based loosely on DnD rules. In that world, Agatha has retired as a member of the elite four, and was replaced by her granddaughter, an obscenely old lady named Agatha. Stuff like this makes perfect sense if you just don't think about it.

    • @SpecialCinema
      @SpecialCinema 4 роки тому +5

      It would be even more interesting if the brother isn't a Pokemon. Just showing how bad of a father Red truly is. Maybe the brother even got more affection.

  • @dpearson80808
    @dpearson80808 4 роки тому +108

    "Ah shit, there's a Mew under here!"
    DEAD
    I died

  • @SkeletalsBoneWorks
    @SkeletalsBoneWorks 4 роки тому +1173

    We now need a trainer who actually takes care of their pokemon but has to deal with Rusty, Ralphie, or someone like them

    • @soppingwetburgers6493
      @soppingwetburgers6493 4 роки тому +6

      No.

    • @x-wing9805
      @x-wing9805 4 роки тому +58

      @@soppingwetburgers6493 YES

    • @zigfaust
      @zigfaust 4 роки тому +92

      They already have one, Boss/Friend.
      Look up "If Pokemon Trainers Were Smart".
      Basically what I would do in the Pokemon World.

    • @bzzztbzzzt2428
      @bzzztbzzzt2428 4 роки тому +33

      @@zigfaust yeah he's the best still a psycho but loves hus scyther

    • @MonstyrSlayr
      @MonstyrSlayr 4 роки тому +5

      Pokemon Reggie

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen 5 років тому +376

    Oh my Arceus! Ralphie killed Red's son!
    Wait... He's alive? They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 5 років тому +11

      Then damn... rare candy is no joke...

    • @hfbvmARF
      @hfbvmARF 5 років тому +12

      No wonder he kept wanting to go to a pokemon center

    • @jeffrey4783
      @jeffrey4783 4 роки тому

      Really

  • @doobliheim4139
    @doobliheim4139 4 роки тому +221

    "You're 10x my age and know nothing about Pokémon"
    Doesn't that make the child 3..?

    • @davidsorianomusic
      @davidsorianomusic 3 роки тому +57

      ...you ever heard of hyperbole?

    • @crimsonlight4205
      @crimsonlight4205 3 роки тому +24

      Plus this is Pokémon, if 8 year olds can travel the world then 3 year olds can travel the city

    • @Sheikh_Speare
      @Sheikh_Speare 3 роки тому +3

      @@davidsorianomusic I literally learned that word today, my 12 year old nephew taught me it 😂 I feel smarter. 😎

    • @yanyanzhang5813
      @yanyanzhang5813 3 роки тому

      @@davidsorianomusic clearly hasn’t.

    • @hughmorris7557
      @hughmorris7557 3 роки тому +2

      "I didn't become a Pokemon trainer to learn my far-fetched multiplication tables!"

  • @AmazingSpider-Man
    @AmazingSpider-Man 5 років тому +672

    Pokemon Ralphie was hilarious, but Pokemon Rusty is even better.

  • @jyuubi6312
    @jyuubi6312 5 років тому +810

    i love how monster todd is just a reskin of the digimon; Raremon

    • @Asaiiku
      @Asaiiku 4 роки тому +40

      Thanks you ! I thought I saw this monstrosity before but couldn't put my finger on it

    • @stevanustrionanda6397
      @stevanustrionanda6397 4 роки тому +75

      Well he ate "Rare" candy

    • @Realperson16
      @Realperson16 4 роки тому +9

      And all of that flesh also makes it look like a joy mutant of sorts (joy mutant as in LISA by the way)

    • @edwarddelacruz3923
      @edwarddelacruz3923 4 роки тому +6

      I dunno, it looks more like Tetsuo from Akira to me.

    • @caesargold3695
      @caesargold3695 4 роки тому +14

      Literally google raremon

  • @scrublordgamer9636
    @scrublordgamer9636 10 місяців тому +10

    Did anyone else realize that "Alolan Todd" is just beige recolor of Raremon from Digimon Dawn and Dusk? Because I think it's funny that we've got Bidoof becoming a Digimon like deity and Todd becoming a Garbodor/Mr.Mime fusion evolving into Shiny Raremon...

  • @juliabrivera5179
    @juliabrivera5179 4 роки тому +559

    Todd: says Ralphie’s the worst pokemon trainer
    Rusty: im about to end this whole mans career

    • @chriswestergaard4506
      @chriswestergaard4506 4 роки тому +9

      Quite literally

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 4 роки тому +26

      @@chriswestergaard4506 At least unlike this guy who literally made his one and only Pokemon suffer for 20 years without healing or anything, at least Rusty healed his Pokemon once and ended his fainted Pokemon's suffering.

    • @xTriton_
      @xTriton_ 4 роки тому +3

      English 100

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 4 роки тому +3

      @Omega Zero Yeah, basically he would have prevented it if he taught PB compassion. Just because it sounded boring to him, he indirectly dominated the world.

    • @doctordomino5073
      @doctordomino5073 4 роки тому +3

      At least Rusty beat the Elite Four.

  • @pyjamadan9848
    @pyjamadan9848 4 роки тому +1142

    I swear, every policemen in this show is about to retire

    • @amusingcrow834
      @amusingcrow834 4 роки тому +22

      PyjamaDan well yeah there being replace with Pokémon detectives

    • @sparecreeper1580
      @sparecreeper1580 4 роки тому +4

      And then turn into a ghost

    • @Golemoid
      @Golemoid 4 роки тому +8

      It's called Retirony, it's a common trope in movies with cops.

    • @chillboi2363
      @chillboi2363 4 роки тому +2

      And has at least 3 children

    • @lucaswilson9893
      @lucaswilson9893 3 роки тому +1

      They're all getting to old for this shit.

  • @LuckyShiSha
    @LuckyShiSha 3 роки тому +7

    Oh man. Poor Metapod. That time Ralphie said „…he needs revenge“ and i saw the tears of Metapod. That moment brokes at least the hearts of 80% of all viewers.
    All in all great work just putting so much detail in all these pixels 👍🏻

  • @Silver-Synthesis
    @Silver-Synthesis 5 років тому +1553

    This guy was a bigger monster then Rusty.
    That is why he was killed when Rusty and him were in the same place. The universe can't handle both of them.
    Thank you everyone for giving this 1.4k! Love you pokemon rusty series. I hope you never run dry.

    • @jacobsalasis
      @jacobsalasis 5 років тому +12

      Than

    • @Silver-Synthesis
      @Silver-Synthesis 5 років тому +2

      What the..... 242 👍s that's my new record.

    • @kesler9759
      @kesler9759 5 років тому +41

      No rusty was worse he caused an apocalypse and created the most hateful Pokémon ever!

    • @Silver-Synthesis
      @Silver-Synthesis 5 років тому +1

      And what is Tod blob

    • @enderex1653
      @enderex1653 5 років тому +42

      are you kidding me... Rusty literally started the Biddoof apocalypse! He legit killed thousands probably from the forest fire, creating "pikachu" the crime boss, teaching PERFECT BIDOOF bloodlust, and even joining team rocket once using a bicycle full of weed.

  • @JackVoke
    @JackVoke 5 років тому +294

    3:23 Ralphie: Pull up those big boy pants kiddo coz its time for a spankin’.
    Red’s Son: *What a weird thing to say to a child you barely know.*

  • @omegastar2508
    @omegastar2508 3 роки тому +79

    I figured out a way to make the whole "Ralphie and Rusty exist in the same universe even though there is a time paradox" thing work. So you know how it says that Red has 2 children, but we only meet one of them? I think that the other child is the Red that Rusty is an obsessive fan of. This is the only way I can think of having 2 Reds with different ages and time frames.

  • @beauvoirferril
    @beauvoirferril 5 років тому +557

    Well... That wasn't very satisfying, the way they killed off Ralphie, to be honest.
    Or... Maybe that's the point. Ralphie was nothing but sad from start to finish.

    • @Silver-Synthesis
      @Silver-Synthesis 5 років тому +25

      No like i said on my comment. The universe just can't handle both of them.

    • @romram7984
      @romram7984 5 років тому +13

      I agree tbh, they did the same with the rusty series in terms of ending it poorly and it kinda ruins the series knowing that

    • @DharshM0
      @DharshM0 5 років тому +48

      This end is fitting here for Ralphie I think. He has his life recklessly ended by an asshole, the same way he ended other lives, just as he is beginning to regret everything he has done.

    • @funninoriginal6054
      @funninoriginal6054 5 років тому +5

      To be fair, we dont know if he died. At most it looks like he got a brain trauma from those rocks (will be pretty ironic if he indeed does)

    • @YoMama2143
      @YoMama2143 5 років тому +14

      If it makes you feel any better Raplhies probably fine. He was most likely brought back to life after PB reset the world.

  • @nicklespale22
    @nicklespale22 4 роки тому +81

    4:25 *kidnaps Red's son and accidentally gets him into a car accident immediately after*
    so dark and stupid. I love Dorkly animations

  • @ChesterRGC
    @ChesterRGC 4 роки тому +65

    "I should focus on things I'm good at"
    "Like murder!"

    • @athickey
      @athickey 3 роки тому

      Theory: rustey is reds child he put up for adoption

  • @tangyhyperspace2217
    @tangyhyperspace2217 5 років тому +613

    I made a lot of viewers unhappy, the witnesses to my many crimes I mean"
    Restoration 100

    • @janhutchens2593
      @janhutchens2593 5 років тому +8

      I literally read this just as they said it and I was like: wait a minute what?

    • @metholuscaedes6794
      @metholuscaedes6794 5 років тому +1

      yea, as accidental occasionally intentional murder is hillarious, so no unhappy veiwers with that!

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 5 років тому

      Restoration of the fourth wall?

    • @connorcclarke
      @connorcclarke 5 років тому

      Timestamp please

  • @eShears
    @eShears 4 роки тому +437

    If Ralphie didn’t know about Gen 2 Pokémon and up, then how come he has a Lopunny on his calendar?

    • @KonnichiwaHimuraSan
      @KonnichiwaHimuraSan 4 роки тому +136

      He's a furry, he just saw a sexy bunny picture there, that was enough to buy it.

    • @viin9216
      @viin9216 4 роки тому +15

      what-

    • @themustardman219
      @themustardman219 3 роки тому +9

      @@KonnichiwaHimuraSan Makes sense/

    • @mokarokas-1727
      @mokarokas-1727 3 роки тому +4

      @@landondavis2005 - And gen 4 is included in "gen 2 Pokémon and up".

  • @franciscoledee-shave9095
    @franciscoledee-shave9095 4 роки тому +16

    Bruh poor Todd also the fact that he was in the same prison as rusty during the Bidoof break out was epic

  • @FetusDeletus9336
    @FetusDeletus9336 4 роки тому +341

    alolan todd appears to be a retextured digimon, nice

  • @bigbaddawg101
    @bigbaddawg101 5 років тому +634

    We need a Detective Squirtle movie. I picture him voiced by Danny DeVito.

  • @onepieceofbbq6357
    @onepieceofbbq6357 Рік тому +19

    I just realized that Ralphie is probably still alive.
    Since he got killed by Perfect Bidoof bursting through the wall and he undid all the murders/damage that was caused by him, it means that Ralphie must've been revived also

  • @KMSAnimations
    @KMSAnimations 5 років тому +846

    So... Red became a champion, rased 2 kids, started selling masterballs and super potions... But only has 2 badges?!

    • @mariobros68
      @mariobros68 5 років тому +57

      Nah, he has all 7 Kantos' badges...
      Or he use GameShark

    • @ProfTricky3168
      @ProfTricky3168 5 років тому +14

      Where was his other son?

    • @DragoonBB
      @DragoonBB 5 років тому +3

      @@ProfTricky3168 Rusty? No idea...

    • @ProfTricky3168
      @ProfTricky3168 5 років тому +36

      Dragoon-BB No it isn’t Rusty, his father was the delly worker. But good guess.

    • @kara-mari9909
      @kara-mari9909 5 років тому +8

      What made you think he has two badges? Was it mentioned somewhere in the parody?

  • @nicoleseraphita7613
    @nicoleseraphita7613 5 років тому +115

    That blob thing is just a sprite of the digimon Raremon from one of the DS games.

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 5 років тому +14

      Still feel bad for Todd. Forcefed a rare candy and discovered the ugly truth... Wonder where he is now...

  • @orangetabby7122
    @orangetabby7122 3 роки тому +7

    10:41
    This could be a sole purpose for a Pokemon series:
    *People experimenting with the teleporter and repurpisisng it. Maybe they find a Pokemon-human hybrid that would be either advertised to the public (something like 'become a Eevee person!' or 'become something like a pikachu!') or accidentally turning everyone in a ___ mile radius into a Pokemon-human hybrid.
    Either way it could be a cool Pokemon animation.

  • @midknight1339
    @midknight1339 5 років тому +162

    "Ah shoot there's a Mew under here" is an excellent reference lol.

  • @nnamorjiajulu-okeke752
    @nnamorjiajulu-okeke752 5 років тому +252

    Looks like smart red was able to reconfigure and mass produce the master ball LMAO XD

    • @auxnull
      @auxnull 5 років тому +10

      also it's organic :D

    • @galactic1405
      @galactic1405 5 років тому

      CATCH EM ALL

    • @zackattack9228
      @zackattack9228 5 років тому

      Reengineer

    • @coolguy5133
      @coolguy5133 5 років тому +5

      I hope Red is able to keep Missingno in a safe room to mass produce the Master Ball.

    • @Silver-Synthesis
      @Silver-Synthesis 5 років тому +2

      @@coolguy5133 if he did that it he would die. Missingno is a very dangerous pokemon. Also it will break the universe. Well not as bad a peanut butter did. But you get what im saying.

  • @umagatron0902
    @umagatron0902 4 роки тому +12

    15:40 you’ve Ralphie: you’ve accidentally evolved into a disqustang monster. who hasn’t that happened to...
    Todd: nobody
    Garbador so I haven’t became a disgusting monster... yay

  • @Preposter
    @Preposter 4 роки тому +78

    I love how Deoxys did the DNA bit from Jurassic Park.
    It's absolutely genius! The channel deserves a lot of subs just for that.

  • @oresti9271
    @oresti9271 5 років тому +299

    I am surprised about Ralphie knowing what alolan muk is and about team skull 😂

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 5 років тому +26

      Wasn't Team Skull somewhat of an ironic tourist commodity of Alola since they were just that incompetent compared to the other villain gangs/teams?

    • @mearsite
      @mearsite 5 років тому +11

      Yeah he knows alonan but surprised by mega evolve stuff

    • @KaisTheFireWarrior
      @KaisTheFireWarrior 5 років тому

      Technically alolan muk is just called muk, so he already knows it

    • @anthonymccoll4151
      @anthonymccoll4151 5 років тому +1

      What was that purple thing by the skull?

    • @neoslayerpw8230
      @neoslayerpw8230 5 років тому

      @@anthonymccoll4151 still no answer..

  • @catmonvalentino6639
    @catmonvalentino6639 4 роки тому +14

    8:26 best Pokémon music

  • @stroobertti4643
    @stroobertti4643 4 роки тому +47

    How dark is dorkys pokemon cinematic universe ?
    Yes

  • @Soulrapier1
    @Soulrapier1 5 років тому +109

    I'm disappointed about the fact that Squirtle doesn't have glasses

    • @alexreilly6121
      @alexreilly6121 2 роки тому

      Don't exactly wanna admit that aloud but so was I lol

  • @owengonzalez6819
    @owengonzalez6819 2 роки тому +15

    I like how Todd lectures Ralphie on not knowing anything about Pokémon, but Ralphie knows that there were 151 original Pokémon, and Todd doesn’t know that ride pagers have been used by Alolans for generations

  • @ChocoBlobby
    @ChocoBlobby 4 роки тому +92

    I feel bad for Todd but I love this kid even if he evolved monstrously. It's so shocking to see the vains and stuff. I just hope he's not in pain. Maybe not physically if he isn't but mentally if he hates how he looks.

  • @TaijituTaikyokuzu
    @TaijituTaikyokuzu 4 роки тому +59

    9:37 Did... Did they just change the camera angle... On a Firered style animation? WITCHCRAFT!

  • @remmurdydooM
    @remmurdydooM 4 роки тому +12

    11:11 *billopod gets defraxialized*

  • @TheVegetaover9000
    @TheVegetaover9000 5 років тому +183

    I don’t know if I can get behind Todd judging Red for his actions, when he himself chose to help Ralphie, which resulted in the deaths of a ton a people. Red said his sons were geniuses, but what kind of genius thinks it’s a good idea to help out a man who’s so obsessed with a rematch against Red, that he’s perfectly fine with murdering people and kidnapping? Todd was even willing to battle Red as Ralphies pokemon, before Ralphie and Red started fighting. It just left me more confused than anything when I first watched it. Great show though, the ending with Rusty made me laugh

    • @maldorov6297
      @maldorov6297 4 роки тому +7

      A pokemon genius who was secretly helping PB dominate the human race. In exchange, he got to become a bidoof instead of a monstrous blob.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 4 роки тому +16

      Sadly, intelligence and not being a shitty human being don't necessarily go hand in hand

    • @MrAlehkra
      @MrAlehkra 4 роки тому +6

      A genius who just suffered severe brain damage maybe? xD

    • @codymiller2844
      @codymiller2844 2 роки тому +6

      You also gotta remember the head trauma

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 2 роки тому

      @@codymiller2844 plus the fact he got kidnapped so i mean he didn't have much of a choice

  • @witcheraztardoom188
    @witcheraztardoom188 5 років тому +183

    Can't wait for Dic Squirts to evolve to Dic War or better yet!!! DIC BLAST!!!

  • @ericlabonte3817
    @ericlabonte3817 4 роки тому +7

    "I can name all 151 pokemon! (Proceeds to recite pokerap") that's me to Tee lmfao that broke me😂

  • @lordjeromesempire6588
    @lordjeromesempire6588 5 років тому +74

    The police should have taken that Metapod from Ralphie.

  • @mudkipboi
    @mudkipboi 4 роки тому +66

    Rusty and Ralphie met each other ....
    World: Time for to get destroyed

    • @trent800
      @trent800 4 роки тому +1

      well Rusty killed him so they did meet

    • @aritraghosh3441
      @aritraghosh3441 4 роки тому

      Ralphie killed a few but Rusty killed everyone (nearly) and even Ralphie himself.

    • @luckynumbergreen9410
      @luckynumbergreen9410 4 роки тому

      Nah def red

  • @DJB10T1C
    @DJB10T1C 2 роки тому +7

    that "who's that pokemon" killed me xDD 7:11

  • @neoslayerpw8230
    @neoslayerpw8230 5 років тому +151

    When they exploded when he said "metapod, return"
    That looked horrifying yet canonically and scientifically
    correct

    • @MetroXLR99
      @MetroXLR99 4 роки тому +6

      And, is the second time I saw something like that happening.
      ..The first was in the horror fangame' "Pokemon: Nightmare Invasion."

  • @mikehenderson7907
    @mikehenderson7907 5 років тому +193

    His life savings was 12 yen?
    That's literally 12 pennies.

    • @maldorov6297
      @maldorov6297 4 роки тому +12

      He was a boy in an advanced world who spent the rest of his life savings on a few pokeballs to catch a couple of oversized bugs that would never leave their ball (other than the metapod)

    • @hoggi7506
      @hoggi7506 4 роки тому +5

      Cormac Eats Popcorm 1 yen is actually 0.0080 euro

  • @jacobhu4431
    @jacobhu4431 4 роки тому +19

    20:09 OH REALLY..?
    *insert rusty whistling in the background*

  • @amaranthinedragon154
    @amaranthinedragon154 5 років тому +30

    21:16 “My good b*tch” will forever be used by me 😂

  • @nnamorjiajulu-okeke752
    @nnamorjiajulu-okeke752 5 років тому +267

    Oh dear... I kinda feel bad for bug catcher ralphie. This is why you don't do drugs kids!

    • @arbetor12
      @arbetor12 5 років тому +7

      Or just talk to someone about your problems and accept help

    • @MrMonk-ph8dr
      @MrMonk-ph8dr 5 років тому +1

      arbetor12 Yeah, I guess that’s another option.

    • @DungeonDonut
      @DungeonDonut 5 років тому +3

      Stay in drugs, don’t do school...
      Oh wait... No wait, I said it wrong...

    • @Guerrilla727
      @Guerrilla727 5 років тому

      This is why you don't catch bugs, kids!

    • @banana_man129robot_ninja5
      @banana_man129robot_ninja5 5 років тому

      Dont eat apples

  • @TheOriginalEwan
    @TheOriginalEwan 4 роки тому +10

    “I’m Mr.Deoxys! By the time you’re watching this, it means *Your father is dead!”*

  • @justsomewitcherwithalongsw4233
    @justsomewitcherwithalongsw4233 5 років тому +29

    Anyone else notice that Todd became a reskin of raremon? Was thinking, “Whoa, we need a Digimon series in the Dorkly Universe”.

  • @grimwolf1182
    @grimwolf1182 4 роки тому +16

    15:25
    Todd: I'm a Pokemon...
    Ralphie: Oh my God! We ARE next to a highway!

  • @strangerontheinternet7358
    @strangerontheinternet7358 4 роки тому +9

    2:16
    red: daisy, moe, that guy over there
    that guy over there: *YEAH*

  • @TheSilliestGoof
    @TheSilliestGoof 5 років тому +103

    “Hi, I’m Mr. Deoxys. If your watching this, it mean your father is dead.”
    17:20

  • @shadowolf-fs9zt
    @shadowolf-fs9zt 4 роки тому +23

    i love this connected universe you're building... is "smart pokemon trainers" gonna tie into this? i know the unnamed smart trainer is in blue dimension to finish his pokedex, but he's still the only "good guy" in the dorkly pokemon universe. you gotta bring him in to have him go head-to-head with bad rusty.

  • @LmaoHeha
    @LmaoHeha Рік тому +10

    Still waiting for a Pokemon series like these 2 at end of 2022

  • @khesnavplays2932
    @khesnavplays2932 5 років тому +57

    Ralphie: I am Red's greatest rival.
    Blue:Am i a joke to you?

  • @tjgaming4053
    @tjgaming4053 4 роки тому +16

    19:35
    Assholes lv 100
    Red-Lv 99
    Ralphie-lv 1

  • @JohnGunn-
    @JohnGunn- 4 роки тому +6

    I'm not sure the world was ready for this level of comedic genius..

  • @macromondo8026
    @macromondo8026 5 років тому +128

    as if i dind't had enough reasons to love Peanutbutter already, he murders Ralphie, good riddance :D

  • @oresti9271
    @oresti9271 5 років тому +35

    Metapod : Mr Ralphie I don't feel so good
    Ralphie : cut the drama metapod you are fine 😂

  • @CouscousKhan
    @CouscousKhan 4 роки тому +10

    You connected ralf and rusty universes ?!? That’s AWESOME

  • @terraristit3752
    @terraristit3752 5 років тому +15

    I have already seen "The Rusty" series, but this is the first time I saw "The Ralphie" series, even though it's an old series, so I didin't know anything about it. So at 22:05 When Rusty appeared, I just died. 😂 Like Ralph, I just died. I couldn't hold the laughter in, no matter how hard I tried to do so. I laughed my ass off when Ralph suddendly murdered Red (And no, I didin't laugh *because* of the murder, just because of how suprisingly the scene came and because of how dumb Ralph was, by not realizing what Todd tried to say) and I thought that the series cannot get any funnier, but then Rusty came in. That was the greatest reference to the greatest series Dorkly has *ever* made, and also the greatest possible ending for THIS series. Well done. 😂😂😂👍 I mean, Ralph murdered countless people, so he desrved that imo, and as I said, the Rusty reference was just *G O L D.* I actually thought of watching this on a bus, and now I'm glad I didin't, because my uncontrolled laughter would probaply have annyoed many other passagers. XD

  • @starman1004
    @starman1004 5 років тому +31

    Ralphie used kidnap!
    It was...too...effective XD

  • @Ironmat98
    @Ironmat98 3 роки тому +3

    Such a compelling story, I haven't seen something like that ever since I found Pokemon Rusty

  • @rollingvice
    @rollingvice 5 років тому +173

    Oh my god. You guys just recycled Raremon sprite. Pretty smart actually.

    • @reyandrade9657
      @reyandrade9657 5 років тому +8

      Omg thank you i was the only 1 he look like raremon

    • @kara-mari9909
      @kara-mari9909 5 років тому

      Who is raremon?

    • @napalmblaziken
      @napalmblaziken 5 років тому +4

      @@kara-mari9909 A Digimon.

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 5 років тому +7

      @@kara-mari9909
      A digimon thats a cyborg zombie.

    • @buildsparkling8911
      @buildsparkling8911 5 років тому +2

      @@beastwarsFTW i thought he was a mutant digimon

  • @daway212
    @daway212 5 років тому +75

    I thought Red said his children are geniuses...

    • @runeanonymous9760
      @runeanonymous9760 5 років тому +5

      For Pokémon that are actually recolors of Digimon, they are

    • @infinitum8314
      @infinitum8314 5 років тому

      I see you are a man of culture daway

    • @kurtoliver7055
      @kurtoliver7055 5 років тому +2

      Red himself is quite clueless.

  • @phg44
    @phg44 2 роки тому +12

    i called the number at 9:10 and it was some company from overseas

  • @slavko5666
    @slavko5666 5 років тому +54

    Thumbnail is fake news. Ralphie never battles Todd-blob using metapod.
    *IQ level: ASCENDED*

  • @rokii25
    @rokii25 5 років тому +27

    Could Red have saved himself with an Pokémon?
    Yes.
    Would that be fun?
    Not at all.

  • @arcticflower7223
    @arcticflower7223 4 роки тому +4

    6:50. Simply wonderful.

  • @michaelcgreywolf2976
    @michaelcgreywolf2976 5 років тому +28

    13:45 oh shit there's a mew under here! 😂
    Im sure that everyone remembers that rumor lol

    • @restiacchi
      @restiacchi 4 роки тому

      Michael C Greywolf which one?

    • @pixelfoxshouse
      @pixelfoxshouse 4 роки тому

      @@restiacchi cant tell if your joking or not.