Star Wars is officially cooked..

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  • @Kawalajin
    @Kawalajin 5 місяців тому +10426

    "Use the Force, Harry!" - Gandalf.
    Same fucking energy.

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 5 місяців тому +223

      Proceeds to open warp portal, while spacemarines arrive to fight Sauron's army. At the same time Voldemort tries to steal Elder lightsaber, but fails.

    • @Returnality
      @Returnality 5 місяців тому +70

      Reading that gave me an anneurism.

    • @RicoX-17
      @RicoX-17 5 місяців тому +85

      May the Great Responsibility be with you. Live long, and you shall not pass. Come with me if you want to groove as I have the High Ground.

    • @nicolazozzolotto6188
      @nicolazozzolotto6188 5 місяців тому +31

      I laughed at this shit way harder than I should have

    • @kaliimyst7925
      @kaliimyst7925 5 місяців тому +36

      "We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of OZ" said Frodo

  • @TrippingwithDari
    @TrippingwithDari 5 місяців тому +17152

    Anakin killed the death star? thats the quality of people who claim to be fans of the franchise making decisions for the future of the franchise. ggwp

    • @Billy-bc8pk
      @Billy-bc8pk 5 місяців тому +248

      *Cries in Chewy and Lando....

    • @trinimafia001
      @trinimafia001 5 місяців тому +188

      *Cries in chewbacca* WRRRAAAUUUGGHH

    • @oXRaptorzXo
      @oXRaptorzXo 5 місяців тому +47

      Just a slip up cmon

    • @tqs3
      @tqs3 5 місяців тому +55

      The "franchise" has existed since 2005? I wasn't aware.

    • @marcuscorvin9998
      @marcuscorvin9998 5 місяців тому +77

      Yeah, I act like i don't know anything about it and tell Star Wars fans "Live Long and Prosper", and Trekkies "May the Force be with you".

  • @quickbrickkkkk
    @quickbrickkkkk 5 місяців тому +2545

    “Anakin, did you put your name into the eye of Sauron?” Sensei Wu asked, calmly

    • @Cooking_With_Donavan
      @Cooking_With_Donavan 5 місяців тому +23

      asked calmly 😂

    • @memes2bach
      @memes2bach 5 місяців тому +59

      Truly one the lines from Transformers

    • @joemanco1075
      @joemanco1075 5 місяців тому +4

      Perfect

    • @hunterwolf5482
      @hunterwolf5482 4 місяці тому +13

      I love the part where goku appears and invited Anakin to sail across the universe to find the one piece and finally defeat sukuna whose possessed by Kurama, the nine tailed fox.

    • @zinny999
      @zinny999 4 місяці тому +4

      Lol, I can't believe what he was saying and even his co-stars 😮 they weren't sure what movie he was talking about 😂😂😂

  • @aleksbedriy
    @aleksbedriy 5 місяців тому +587

    "You're a jedi Anakin! " - Hagrid

    • @tomassmith1519
      @tomassmith1519 5 місяців тому +18

      No, no. I'm pretty sure that was Gandalf. Hagrid is the one who said: "I am your father" to Frodo in Azkaban

    • @Jaya_dzs
      @Jaya_dzs 4 місяці тому +4

      But not a master! - Morpheus 😂 (Insert Sam Jackson's astonishment)

    • @NastiestRat
      @NastiestRat 4 місяці тому +3

      @@tomassmith1519 yeah, i think he was talking to Frodo that time

    • @Filia_Noctis
      @Filia_Noctis 4 місяці тому

      A WHAT?

    • @octosquid48
      @octosquid48 4 місяці тому

      ⁠@@tomassmith1519wait has anyone besides Sirius canonically broken out of Azkaban?

  • @f0327
    @f0327 5 місяців тому +5128

    i mean he's not wrong. anakin did blow up a death star, in order to save jon snow from godzilla who was trying to take revenge on his wife mary jane when she was expelled from hogwarts

    • @TheManginaTTV-qu1xj
      @TheManginaTTV-qu1xj 5 місяців тому +144

      true story

    • @AlzdemX
      @AlzdemX 5 місяців тому +208

      Spoiler warning ⚠️

    • @True38
      @True38 5 місяців тому +8

      @@TheManginaTTV-qu1xj Is it true though?

    • @dumplingshakes22
      @dumplingshakes22 5 місяців тому +109

      Yea when anakin yelled “its morbin time” right before killing thanos i wept

    • @Mike_oxtiny
      @Mike_oxtiny 5 місяців тому +40

      Everything went wrong when they went through that wardrobe and entered Narnia 😢

  • @TheTinyGod
    @TheTinyGod 5 місяців тому +13173

    They made THAT dude a jedi but Finn's lore remains a janitor?

    • @luigi24908800
      @luigi24908800 5 місяців тому +152

      woooord

    • @user-on6op5dz8o
      @user-on6op5dz8o 5 місяців тому +419

      He should have worn a dress for the illumninati then he could have been a Jedi XD

    • @AlterRaigo
      @AlterRaigo 5 місяців тому +163

      A SPACE janitor, thxverymuch.

    • @xSuperiorManx
      @xSuperiorManx 5 місяців тому +205

      He became a Jedi to avenge all those Younglings that Luke murdered.

    • @Zhtrik
      @Zhtrik 5 місяців тому +189

      The Chinese Market did not appreciate Finn…so his role was diminished.

  • @jarrelleandersola508
    @jarrelleandersola508 5 місяців тому +2981

    The actors are really not interested in the star wars lore. They just want to exploit the star wars franchise for fame and money.

    • @SolareofAstora
      @SolareofAstora 5 місяців тому +29

      Including ewan mcgregor

    • @lVaderl55
      @lVaderl55 5 місяців тому +45

      That's basically sums up the current status of movies

    • @jarrelleandersola508
      @jarrelleandersola508 5 місяців тому +46

      @lVaderl55 I really miss the pride of movie making instead of making it a cash cow using preexisting movies to create new sequels.

    • @Frozengerbil
      @Frozengerbil 5 місяців тому +11

      ​@@lVaderl55it's always been like this

    • @framey3830
      @framey3830 5 місяців тому +50

      Well, yes. Why should they be interested? They're doing a job for a salary. I'm sure you're not particularly interested in the history of the company you work at.

  • @CaptainKotetsu
    @CaptainKotetsu 5 місяців тому +178

    “Spinning in my grave, I am.”
    -Yoda

  • @GuardianLords
    @GuardianLords 5 місяців тому +8043

    His bullshit skill is about 5/100.
    5 points for being confident in his comment.

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 5 місяців тому +79

      INT - 2. CHA - 3. Speech Craft 2%.

    • @thisisobviouslybait
      @thisisobviouslybait 5 місяців тому +126

      You'd be that confident too if you knew anyone calling you out on saying dumb shit will be mobbed and harassed as a racist.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 місяців тому +13

      Let Disknee be woke and fail more 😂

    • @iemzaf
      @iemzaf 5 місяців тому +12

      He wasn't even confident saying that bs. You can hear his voice cracking

    • @nickmagrick7702
      @nickmagrick7702 5 місяців тому +10

      I see confidence in talking about something you don't know shit about especially when its your job a pretty huge negative

  • @EcnalKcin
    @EcnalKcin 5 місяців тому +1934

    RIP Star Wars, you died years ago, and now we just have clowns puppeteering your corpse.

    • @cabecorra91
      @cabecorra91 5 місяців тому +1

      not dead the HQs are still kicking

    • @darrylnewman292
      @darrylnewman292 5 місяців тому +73

      Disney is like a skinwalker trying to convince you by wearing the dead carcasses of franchises

    • @waterh2o299
      @waterh2o299 5 місяців тому +1

      Facts

    • @mineboygamez
      @mineboygamez 5 місяців тому +12

      Andor

    • @ixinor
      @ixinor 5 місяців тому +8

      The only ones trying their hardest at keeping it alive are Jon Favreau and Dave Filoni. But whenever they're not in the game, the series or movie sucks.
      I mean look at the profile of the director Leslye Headland, it's barren and what shitty series as well. Why does someone get a Star Wars lead on that?

  • @CazaDeYork
    @CazaDeYork 5 місяців тому +3082

    "There is no good and evil in Star Wars, it's all about what side you're on."
    Is that why Star Wars isn't good anymore?

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 5 місяців тому +330

      Short answer? Yes.
      Long answer? Also yes.

    • @shrekthedank1999
      @shrekthedank1999 5 місяців тому +76

      There is no good or bad, just a good side and a bad side.

    • @isaacnikolic5895
      @isaacnikolic5895 5 місяців тому +2

      Yes.

    • @jurajbutko5654
      @jurajbutko5654 5 місяців тому +51

      Yes, participation medal generation running the show now, it shows. No effort necessary at any level so it seems.

    • @vahidoph
      @vahidoph 5 місяців тому +11

      That and the fact that the "writers" suck.

  • @Gomace
    @Gomace 5 місяців тому +1127

    "There's no good side and bad side, because the Sith kill children, and the Jedi kill women *and* children."

    • @Blue-EyesWhitePrivilege
      @Blue-EyesWhitePrivilege 5 місяців тому +180

      The Sith also kill more of their own than the Jedi do. So, in a way, the Sith are actually the good guys, because they're killing more Sith than the Jedi do. Checkmate, Force skeptics.

    • @selitoskuldakis2209
      @selitoskuldakis2209 5 місяців тому +12

      The sith kill everyone and everything

    • @zerobolt9506
      @zerobolt9506 5 місяців тому +19

      ​@@Blue-EyesWhitePrivilege this made me laugh

    • @JoeOvercoat
      @JoeOvercoat 4 місяці тому

      @@Blue-EyesWhitePrivilege So, like the Taliban.

    • @wnerko7484
      @wnerko7484 4 місяці тому

      New generation i see.why do you kids worship villians?? ​@@Blue-EyesWhitePrivilege

  • @tezz2698
    @tezz2698 5 місяців тому +1958

    The idea of there not being good and evil is literally what Palpatine, the most evil guy in the movies, told Anakin to manipulate him.

    • @thisisfyne
      @thisisfyne 5 місяців тому +118

      LIAR!

    • @digiblak997
      @digiblak997 5 місяців тому +156

      From my perspective the jedi are evil

    • @believeintheheroic
      @believeintheheroic 5 місяців тому +79

      Then you are lost! 😁

    • @headkicked
      @headkicked 5 місяців тому +28

      He's too dangerous to let live.

    • @faidzeelhisyamhattar2133
      @faidzeelhisyamhattar2133 5 місяців тому

      The Force is inherently EVIL. The Jedi manipulating the Force to do good is against the Will of the Force... Why? Because the Force is female!

  • @buttergolem8584
    @buttergolem8584 5 місяців тому +2249

    Anakin blowing up the Death Star is just as bad as Captain Picard destroying the Jedi Temple on Kamino.

    • @VerusVertus
      @VerusVertus 5 місяців тому +132

      I mean, when the Borg assimilated those young-lings? I learned that simply walking into Gondor does not make you a muggle.

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 5 місяців тому +66

      That was Gandalf and it wasn't on Kamino it was on Dune, where the Ice Pirates are from.

    • @filidhdeklend893
      @filidhdeklend893 5 місяців тому +20

      To be fair, If Picard hadn't done it, everyone would have been infested with space herpes, which would have hindered passing the last starfighter test.

    • @vtgaming9204
      @vtgaming9204 5 місяців тому

      Scotty, beam me the fuck away from this comment section

    • @procow2274
      @procow2274 5 місяців тому +1

      Nah Babylon 5 came up with a cure for that to aid Narnia in fighting off the fire nation​@@filidhdeklend893

  • @nickmajora
    @nickmajora 5 місяців тому +1155

    I'd be upset if I was a Star Wars fan. These people really have no respect.

    • @michaeljohns26
      @michaeljohns26 5 місяців тому +47

      Most of us are used to it by now unfortunately

    • @oldred7438
      @oldred7438 5 місяців тому +28

      When they describe hell, you always wonder, how do people not get used to the torture at some point. You assume eventually you come to expect pain and suffering and it's lessened in some way. Then I see more star wars content and interviews as a long time fan of the franchise and it completely makes sense. I'd like to leave whichever circle of hell I'm in now please.

    • @Trap4Hunter
      @Trap4Hunter 5 місяців тому +11

      When disney took over we saw the half woke downfall coming from lightyears away tho

    • @PsychicAlchemy
      @PsychicAlchemy 5 місяців тому +14

      I've left the franchise because it's just too painful. The only way I could bring myself to engage again is with an anti-Disney fan community with its own artists and projects.

    • @frostydastonedman9744
      @frostydastonedman9744 5 місяців тому +12

      I cope by pretending most SW media post-2012 doesn't exist

  • @Milby91
    @Milby91 5 місяців тому +165

    "I remember my grandmother saying to me: I don’t care what they tell you in school, Anakin destroyed the Death Star." - this actor probably

  • @Shub-Nagruth
    @Shub-Nagruth 5 місяців тому +982

    Imagine saying "you're not evil" in front of Nihilus or Palpatine

    • @loop8633
      @loop8633 5 місяців тому +47

      "I can feel the good in you"

    • @Mike23443
      @Mike23443 5 місяців тому +31

      Imagine saying "I am good."

    • @krel3358
      @krel3358 5 місяців тому +21

      I dont think Palaptine ever considers himself evil, he just thinks everyone else deserves to be his slave or die. To him the idea of him not pursuing ultimate dominance and exerting his will on the force is evil.

    • @ЕгоркаПомидорка-о4ш
      @ЕгоркаПомидорка-о4ш 5 місяців тому +4

      Lol, but Nihilus really can't be called evil. He absorbs life energy to maintain his existence. This is the same as calling a lion evil because he eats zebras.

    • @wladynoszhighlights5989
      @wladynoszhighlights5989 5 місяців тому

      Palp most likely doesn't care at all what evil is or not xD ​@@krel3358

  • @jareton
    @jareton 5 місяців тому +573

    “Anakin did you put your name in the Goblet of fire?”
    Gandalf asks calmly

    • @Hovis_Enjoyer
      @Hovis_Enjoyer 5 місяців тому +2

      Lol

    • @newspaperbin6763
      @newspaperbin6763 5 місяців тому +7

      "Yes master"

    • @pengwin_
      @pengwin_ 5 місяців тому +4

      that wasnt Gandalf that was Magneto, the same actor that played Professor X in the Justice League.

    • @octosquid48
      @octosquid48 4 місяці тому

      These people do seem like the type to mistake Dumbledore for Gandalf

  • @Byrvurra
    @Byrvurra 5 місяців тому +4243

    The Death Star is literally called the Death Star for a reason, it's a planetary scale genocide weapon lmao. The Empire are literally worse than Nazis. Yeah but you know who's good who's evil? I don't know. Who's to say the people with a literal 'Death Star' aren't actually the good guys, you know? Yeah totally morally gray.

    • @IIIIAmSHODAN
      @IIIIAmSHODAN 5 місяців тому

      God, your brain-dead generation and its obsession with misusing and abusing the word literally.

    • @charliehartman5626
      @charliehartman5626 5 місяців тому

      I mean, i dont know. Maybe we should give the people who call their foot soldiers the same division name as the Nazis a chance. I mean, yes their leader might be a blatant allegory for how fascists take over and undermine democracy, but they cant be that bad, right?
      In all seriousness, I am open to exploring the dark side as an alternative to The Jedi. But we have to still keep in mind, The main Cannon has consistently portrayed them as fascists and tyrants who are willing to commit genocide whenever it suits them.

    • @greenumbrellacorp5744
      @greenumbrellacorp5744 5 місяців тому +256

      that but also its not that they are attacking the bad guys homeworlds... it was a military facility at the end of the day. Sure not every single being on it would be evil but... most.. yea.. you dont get to work on a planetkiller just by being nice.... at the very least u dont have do care.

    • @dogrug
      @dogrug 5 місяців тому +63

      Gay*

    • @ArathSin
      @ArathSin 5 місяців тому +44

      The Empire are evil yes, though I don't believe that Jedi are 'good' and Sith are 'evil', however that's how they're portrayed in the movies (though not the rest of the lore).

  • @battleclover9537
    @battleclover9537 5 місяців тому +108

    He’s a big fan. Anakin hates the Death Star and blew it up. Luke was just a decoy story that he sold the emperor

  • @korbendallas8488
    @korbendallas8488 5 місяців тому +864

    In a way, I admire Disney's commitment to riding the Titanic all the way down

    • @jamesholland8057
      @jamesholland8057 5 місяців тому +9

      🥶

    • @davidbreen4830
      @davidbreen4830 5 місяців тому +53

      Disney is the iceberg.

    • @12SickOne34
      @12SickOne34 5 місяців тому +58

      Not only do Disney hit every iceberg in their path, they back up and hit them again. And again and again.

    • @Alex254561
      @Alex254561 5 місяців тому +7

      just look at their stocks it's really the sicking of the Titanic

    • @forsociopoliticalstuff2629
      @forsociopoliticalstuff2629 5 місяців тому +9

      It’s just unfortunate that in doing so, they’ve helped convince the rest of the entertainment industry to go down with them. Fallen quite far from the blockbuster golden era of roughly the late 1970s until the mid-2010s.

  • @squidapple9662
    @squidapple9662 5 місяців тому +962

    Unironically this is why some people like to gatekeep

    • @Itsallsotiresome
      @Itsallsotiresome 5 місяців тому +175

      Facts. Stupid people ruin everything if you let them.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 5 місяців тому +51

      Only let the people who are willing to cherish the franchise in. Only those who have passion will be allowed to enter

    • @goliver9991
      @goliver9991 5 місяців тому +55

      gatekeep or be gatekept by the wokies

    • @Wesker47584
      @Wesker47584 5 місяців тому +6

      Well he’s a prime reason why you need to sensor some of Star Wars in order for people to understand it

    • @Deuteromis
      @Deuteromis 5 місяців тому +19

      Well this is what happens when you dumb down a franchise to appeal to the masses, people who don't understand the lore or paid attention to the films think they are experts on the franchise.
      They are fun to get into debates with, especially when it comes to who is a Mary Sue or not, or what happened in a particular film.

  • @MegaAndy93
    @MegaAndy93 5 місяців тому +1317

    “Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.”

    • @jessedevries5104
      @jessedevries5104 5 місяців тому +21

      LOTR.

    • @proudtobeme1ashkente
      @proudtobeme1ashkente 5 місяців тому +7

      What about torture devices?

    • @padalan2504
      @padalan2504 5 місяців тому +23

      @@proudtobeme1ashkente Rack = bad ladder design :P

    • @millionelectricvolts6117
      @millionelectricvolts6117 5 місяців тому

      - (said by) me, just now

    • @mgntstr
      @mgntstr 5 місяців тому

      Here we go again, quoting problematic white cis gender males with a god complex. despreciar la bondad

  • @alexkelly6449
    @alexkelly6449 5 місяців тому +96

    This the Star Wars version of “I’m playing a major role in a comic book movie but I have never read nor intend to read a comic”

    • @thereverseflashchannel9444
      @thereverseflashchannel9444 4 місяці тому +2

      Sounds strikingly similar to Madame Web lol

    • @haveidonethisbefore
      @haveidonethisbefore 4 місяці тому +1

      you do realize Harrison Ford and Alec Guiness HATED Star wars

    • @BLAKEx2O
      @BLAKEx2O 4 місяці тому +2

      @@haveidonethisbeforeHarrison Ford doesn’t hate star wars, that is a misconception. It's not that he particularly dislikes his role of Han Solo, it's the fact that is the only thing people know him for. Not to mention he also felt that Han didn’t have much gravitas/depth or purpose within the story. He tried to get Lucas to let Han die, to have his death transfer agency to the other characters. Lucas didn’t go for it. So, Ford has specific memories over the reached hope for the character, that was denied. Then again when filming was complete on The Force Awakens, Ford told JJ Abrams that he was pleased with where the sequel trilogy had taken Han. So he got his hope in the end for his character even if it was forty years later.

  • @shalte3579
    @shalte3579 5 місяців тому +1369

    Oh lord, somehow it keeps getting worse.

    • @MetalCore2010
      @MetalCore2010 5 місяців тому +77

      and somehow Palpatine returned....

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 місяців тому +9

      @@MetalCore2010 To suffer with Deathstar 😢

    • @fredfinks
      @fredfinks 5 місяців тому +3

      is that scene at the end from a star wars thing? the one with the fat black woman ( i assume thats lizzo?) it looks like a cheap powers rangers pantomime. i saw the obiwan show with child lea getting chased. the young actor runs like toddler with gait problems, and men are chasing her like the keystone cops. Nothing wrong with zany humour when used correctly, but this wasnt intended. it was so horribly shot / directed/ story boarded / whatever, words cant express. a 10yr old would be going wtf is this shite? i know because i remember in primary school all of us hated caravan of courage, bc it was childish crap for infants. we were like 8 or 9.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 місяців тому +2

      @@fredfinks It got Lucas in charge 🤡🙃

    • @lfarrocodev
      @lfarrocodev 5 місяців тому +5

      we are in the humiliation phase, it will last for quite a while

  • @AegisAuras
    @AegisAuras 5 місяців тому +541

    In literally the opening scroll of the very first Star Wars movie it mentions the “EVIL galactic empire”.

    • @ollllj
      @ollllj 5 місяців тому +14

      Its funny how Disney star wars keeps assuming that its fans can read, and comprehend, as fast as that text goes by.

    • @Ivantheterrible495
      @Ivantheterrible495 5 місяців тому +7

      ⁠@@olllljyour assuming Disney can read

    • @lesweizman388
      @lesweizman388 5 місяців тому +6

      what made the first movie fun was that lucas went out of his way to show no shades of grey
      it was about bringing back people to the experience of watching the serials that were shown before the main feature

    • @brandonnowonline6533
      @brandonnowonline6533 5 місяців тому +1

      Until you realize that it's actually Light vs Dark, not good vs evil. There is good and evil in the force, that's why it's called "Balance". But whatever. This is legit not even a big deal at all. As long as he enjoys and is interested in the work he is performing, who cares if he has a PHD in Star Wars lore or not.

    • @investoroncoke
      @investoroncoke 5 місяців тому +9

      @@brandonnowonline6533lol light vs dark IS good vs evil. Darkness is associated with cold, shadow, foreboding and evil. Light is associated with the sun, truth, life, knowledge, hope and God.. all good things.

  • @ordo_draigo_assault_ham
    @ordo_draigo_assault_ham 5 місяців тому +5718

    Evil people typically preach that there is no good or evil.

    • @hhattonaom9729
      @hhattonaom9729 5 місяців тому +387

      "Good is a point of view Anakin. The Jedi and Sith are alike in almost every way."

    • @simonbelmont1539
      @simonbelmont1539 5 місяців тому

      And leftists are evil. I mean the ideology. Their ideology is that there is no good and evil, but the funny twist is that THEY can decide what is good or evil, no you, not me. They think they're God.

    • @bobbobber4810
      @bobbobber4810 5 місяців тому +246

      In real life, this is a gray scale most of the time and it depend a lot of perception.
      There is also a lot of conflict where both sides are really dark shade of gray.
      But Star War is not real life.
      This is a story about good vs evil.

    • @frequencyoftruth2303
      @frequencyoftruth2303 5 місяців тому +45

      Exactly it's projection and security on their part just like how pure people out there who don't believe in karma because they don't want to be held accountable for their actions.

    • @flix256
      @flix256 5 місяців тому

      I don’t know if I agree, it seems to me that evil people are the ones who are most obsessed with the idea of evil. Hitler convinced Germany that the Jews were evil, Mao convinced China that the Han Chinese were evil, and Lenin convinced Russia that Capitalism was evil. Certainly some people use moral ambiguity as a defense, but if you want to convince people to do evil, you have to convince them that they are acting against evil.

  • @Qwnntm
    @Qwnntm 5 місяців тому +48

    "There is no good or evil, depends on what side your standing on"
    Poor fella had Star Wars confused with House of The Dragon, its an easy mistake to make

    • @Sabarsttv
      @Sabarsttv 4 місяці тому +2

      Omg I just realized that he’s a character in that series

    • @orangecitrus8056
      @orangecitrus8056 3 місяці тому

      I think they literally stole a voldemort quote

  • @vulcan0018
    @vulcan0018 5 місяців тому +517

    0:40 Lady on the far right just give the signal "kill the feed" or is it "shut him up".

    • @chokiebros
      @chokiebros 5 місяців тому +71

      Can't believe this isn't the top comment. Glad I'm not the only one who saw it.

    • @glikorgo
      @glikorgo 5 місяців тому +61

      Well, atleast somebody knows the basics of the lore and story in disney. 😂

    • @VadeInSpiritu
      @VadeInSpiritu 5 місяців тому +39

      lol she did

    • @Stevo.100
      @Stevo.100 5 місяців тому +23

      This is why you need to make it more obvious, like licking your lips or yelling out "WARNING, WARNING, WARNING".

    • @Cofcos
      @Cofcos 5 місяців тому +49

      In the full clip she puts her hand on him and says "you should shut up now". Seriously.

  • @kilroy987
    @kilroy987 5 місяців тому +589

    Picture of Dalek
    "Ooh R2-D2! I loved him in Star Trek!"

    • @chadallen7474
      @chadallen7474 5 місяців тому +11

      Ha ha that was funny thanks for the laugh!

    • @Ψυχήμίασμα
      @Ψυχήμίασμα 5 місяців тому +3

      Still better than someone seeing a picture of Lizzo 20 years from now and going "ooh Lizzo! Star Wars was the BOMB! What a QUEEN!"

    • @Azmania3000
      @Azmania3000 5 місяців тому +2

      Hey this could be Will Smith's big comeback movie. Everyone deserves a second chance

    • @allansouza2328
      @allansouza2328 5 місяців тому +1

      Oh R2D2? Yeah I used a lot on playstation

    • @Assadul-Naml
      @Assadul-Naml 5 місяців тому

      Ambudda croak

  • @thegreenman3213
    @thegreenman3213 5 місяців тому +1391

    Star Wars has been cooked for a very long time.

    • @punchykarma6685
      @punchykarma6685 5 місяців тому +11

      Games are still good at least, but my god the live action stuff cooked.

    • @picklewart5382
      @picklewart5382 5 місяців тому +1

      Damn you gen z and your terrible slang. Sucks, terrible, garbage, trash, bland, uninspired, screwed, shite..any of those words that sound much better could be used. I know every generation has it's own thing but hot damn ya'll have the worst slang so far. I'd take whatever they got from back in the 60s at this point.

    • @kayhaich
      @kayhaich 5 місяців тому +51

      @@punchykarma6685 the games are a meme in themselves for how horrible they are.

    • @SwagSwagSenate
      @SwagSwagSenate 5 місяців тому +9

      Andor was a pretty good show and the 3rd season of Bad Batch was okay but.. yeah okay imma kms

    • @Xport9
      @Xport9 5 місяців тому +4

      @@kayhaich Unleashed is pretty nice though.

  • @arthurjunior7241
    @arthurjunior7241 4 місяці тому +34

    Palpatine was just…..misunderstood

    • @thingfish000
      @thingfish000 4 місяці тому

      Destroying evil doesn't make one evil.

    • @estebana912
      @estebana912 16 днів тому +1

      They are being seduce by palpatine

  • @Gumlass1
    @Gumlass1 5 місяців тому +569

    How to hire writers or actors for a Disney franchise:
    1) Ask for applications
    2) Sort by DEI score
    3) Convince people at the top they like Star Wars

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 5 місяців тому +62

      You got step 3 wrong. They tell them it's a plus and great they don't like the franchise, or don't know it.

    • @Fantasygod19999
      @Fantasygod19999 5 місяців тому +89

      4) call the audience racists , sexists homophobic if they dont like it

    • @jackbower9087
      @jackbower9087 5 місяців тому

      They do this on purpose, they're cultural Marxists and they want to degrade normal life until everyone's miserable and easier to manipulate and control
      One of the steps in marxism is destroying the previous culture and it's heroes it's why they turn every franchise into a DEI lesbo hellhole and change races.

    • @JohnG-tx3mh
      @JohnG-tx3mh 5 місяців тому

      They don't need convincing, they just need to "Put a chick in it and make her gay."

    • @eduardomartin8510
      @eduardomartin8510 5 місяців тому

      Invert the order. The people at the top want this. At the very, very top.

  • @squalltheonly
    @squalltheonly 5 місяців тому +702

    When the job applications doesn't require previous experience.
    😂😂😂😂

    • @adriansanmartin5773
      @adriansanmartin5773 5 місяців тому +8

      That's like the Disney mantra to be honest.

    • @jamesholland8057
      @jamesholland8057 5 місяців тому

      Yo!

    • @brendlol1
      @brendlol1 5 місяців тому +2

      lol

    • @MalkathiusRecord
      @MalkathiusRecord 5 місяців тому

      Celebrities are just glorified prostitutes don't bother feeling anything about them.

    • @Amir-yh5gu
      @Amir-yh5gu 5 місяців тому

      It probably requires no brain either XD

  • @seandoyle296
    @seandoyle296 5 місяців тому +125

    *Anakin* killed the Death Star?
    Jeez, why even parade the actors around under the guise of fans if they just spout crap like this and it’s not edited out?
    Makes me think of those “Lord of the Rings super fans” they used to advertise Rings of Power, and the lot of them only talked about the importance of representation in media. In a show based in medieval European folklore.
    Who do they think they’re fooling?

    • @NameIsDoc
      @NameIsDoc 5 місяців тому

      Investors, they think they are fooling investors

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 5 місяців тому +1

      “Like, Sauron is like, sooooo hawt…. like. I just want to change him”
      -Tolkien “Super Fan”

  • @juanplatinum9368
    @juanplatinum9368 4 місяці тому +15

    0:41 the lady in the right makes a hand sign, but he didn't notice that he needed to stfup

  • @No1ofConsequence
    @No1ofConsequence 5 місяців тому +304

    I remember a time that an actor didn't need to be a fan of the source material... But they at least researched the fucking role!

    • @No1ofConsequence
      @No1ofConsequence 5 місяців тому +94

      @@Matias-zh3dp That's asinine. This is an established franchise. You can at least take ten minutes to wiki the basics of the lore and concepts.

    • @joelsimao4901
      @joelsimao4901 5 місяців тому +4

      @@No1ofConsequence And he is playing a character that predates all that like 400 years before Anikin or Luke, as long as he does a good job acting, who gives a fuck if he doesn't know the lore he just as to know his character and the setting surrounding him

    • @CherubCow
      @CherubCow 5 місяців тому +64

      ​@@joelsimao4901 This is more absurdity. You contradict yourself, since in order to know the setting around him he would need to know the wider context of the universe to act correctly within it. The consequences of not acting within the universe are as obvious to viewers as a stage actor making large gestures during a movie's closeup shot.

    • @killuafan4365
      @killuafan4365 5 місяців тому +43

      ​@@joelsimao4901 You are the reason why bystanders should not have opinions on things like this. In world canon should always be respected in media, this is what leads to lack of plotholes. If you give zero effort in an established canon then what you're doing is essentially fanfics which these new bullshyt are.

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 5 місяців тому

      @@Matias-zh3dp you can research the world the story takes place in or, I dunno, maybe watch one of the previous fucking movies?
      Please consider literally not typing at all because you are just that bad at it.

  • @DerPuppenspieler
    @DerPuppenspieler 5 місяців тому +329

    Georg Lucas the fucking creator say… Jedi are the good guys and Sith are the bad guys, wtf

    • @ollllj
      @ollllj 5 місяців тому +12

      r/EmpireDidNothingWrong is where confused and most mentally challenged fans meet.

    • @DarksideGmss0513
      @DarksideGmss0513 5 місяців тому +1

      I mean yeah but also why did he also say that the rebels were inspired by the Viet Kong? Who were terrorists. I don't think they're particularly good guys at that point.

    • @alanjefferson1127
      @alanjefferson1127 5 місяців тому

      @@DarksideGmss0513 The VC were the good guys

    • @michaeljayne6731
      @michaeljayne6731 5 місяців тому +7

      ⁠@@DarksideGmss0513 I think the point Lucas was making with that comment was that the USA had become similar to the Empire in Star Wars, overreaching and trying to control other people for selfish or politically motivated reasons.
      And also, the guerrilla warfare tactically applies to the rebels and viet kong.

    • @hymniclimbic
      @hymniclimbic 5 місяців тому +1

      Well that settles it then. Stormtrooper.

  • @gundamdetractor337
    @gundamdetractor337 5 місяців тому +308

    what a reliable people they hired. already showing they got hired because of competency, and not because of skin color and diversity 🥴

    • @oXRaptorzXo
      @oXRaptorzXo 5 місяців тому +5

      He knows plenty about the lore. But even if he didn’t he’s an actor and doesn’t need to. He just slipped up.

    • @Incursus07
      @Incursus07 5 місяців тому +74

      @@oXRaptorzXo My guy, he literally said Star Wars preaches that there is no good and evil

    • @cantinadudes
      @cantinadudes 5 місяців тому +48

      ​@@oXRaptorzXo"he knows plenty about the law" my half blind grandma knows the difference between luke and anakin, he knows nothing. Saying it once can be a slip up, saying it multiple times while preaching that there is no good and evil in star wars is idiotic

    • @foliagedcarcass
      @foliagedcarcass 5 місяців тому +26

      @@oXRaptorzXo”he knows plenty of lore” also that guy “Anakin blew up the Death Star”

    • @masemboross4996
      @masemboross4996 5 місяців тому

      @@oXRaptorzXoYou sound just like his dumbasz

  • @gnarwhal7562
    @gnarwhal7562 5 місяців тому +84

    This guy gives me Jesse Smollett vibes

  • @lucasMR31
    @lucasMR31 5 місяців тому +124

    "Now This Is Pod Racing!!!" said Dumbledore calmly

  • @Did_No_Wrong
    @Did_No_Wrong 5 місяців тому +231

    "There is no good or evil in Star wars" is this man smoking Crack!? The main theme of the original trilogy is literally Light Side vs Dark side! Good vs Evil and the strength not to give in to reckless anger and evil!

    • @khemval4364
      @khemval4364 5 місяців тому +1

      Lol
      Tell that to Windu

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson 5 місяців тому +21

      "The Sith are so cool, but I don't like being evil, because I like my moral high ground so I'll pretend the dark side is good too!"

    • @antoniodelaugger9236
      @antoniodelaugger9236 5 місяців тому +5

      prequel and comics literally destroyed the whole good and evil thing. The jedi can be terrible as the sith. Look at the state of coruscant before and after the clone wars. Palpatine was also initially portrayed in the comics an imperial bureaucrat rather than a tyrannic authoritarian and he kept Darth Vader from using his weapons as a solution every time, instead wanting to solve things politically. The theme fits the original more.

    • @masteryoghurt2110
      @masteryoghurt2110 5 місяців тому +2

      Sometimes there is sometimes there isn't. Palpatine is an eveil character without a doubt. Same with Cad Bane. Could we call Boba Fett an evil character though? And what about Luke? He committed a mass genocide by destroying the Death Star. That's more than Grievous or Dooku which were considered to be war criminals. And how about Thrawn? Some people can say that he's a villian because he serves the facist Empire. I can say that he's a patriot who loves he's people and is willing to die for them. He safed children many times.

    • @troopcaptain
      @troopcaptain 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@antoniodelaugger9236wrong the Jedi weren't evil, they just got to tangled in galaxtic politics to realize what they were doing was wrong.

  • @TheSellick
    @TheSellick 5 місяців тому +597

    Anyone who has bothered about Star Wars since the force awakens is cooked

    • @punchykarma6685
      @punchykarma6685 5 місяців тому +42

      Clone Wars season 7 was good. Respawns Jedi games were good. Andor was good. Rogue One was good. Thats about it though. Everything else has been pretty bad

    • @tlcompletionist7892
      @tlcompletionist7892 5 місяців тому +27

      @@punchykarma6685Bad Batch was pretty good.

    • @trent617tw
      @trent617tw 5 місяців тому +11

      I dunno. I thought Rogue One was a quality film. I may give Andor a watch. Does that make me "cooked?"

    • @punchykarma6685
      @punchykarma6685 5 місяців тому +3

      @@tlcompletionist7892 Oh yea true that was good too

    • @punchykarma6685
      @punchykarma6685 5 місяців тому +20

      @@trent617tw Rogue One was honestly a top tier Star Wars film

  • @jimike7297
    @jimike7297 5 місяців тому +16

    New villain "Darth Unicorn" with Rainbow Light Saber. GFY Disney

  • @leblille4146
    @leblille4146 5 місяців тому +231

    They literally change the lightsaber color to red as an alert for you to know it’s a bad guy.

    • @PherPhur
      @PherPhur 4 місяці тому +6

      To be fair they've made it clear in the books and to a degree in the TV shows that this guy is technically right. Both the Mortis episode from TCW and then parts of books. The most enlightened Jedi come to this conclusion, that both the dark side of the force and the light side are 2 sides of the same coin. The most diehard SW fans have talked EXTENSIVELY about this.

    • @nevinbevilacqua1894
      @nevinbevilacqua1894 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@PherPhur its insane how much hate he gets! And hes not even that wrong. Everyone saying no luke destroyed the deathstar ist just useless bc they forgot that there were two... its the star wars community. They all love to hate!
      I would say there is no good and evil. Both sides failed in their plans!
      And yeah the red lightsaber. Just the crystal corrupted by hate!

    • @brittlemax
      @brittlemax 4 місяці тому

      @@nevinbevilacqua1894 you sound like the kind of guy to argue that the Americans were also the bad guys in WW2 because they killed alot of germans.
      What do the good guys have to do ? Talk the oppressive, mass murdering empire out of being the bad guys ?

    • @DeBean970
      @DeBean970 4 місяці тому +2

      No good or evil.
      Palpatine winning is never a bad thing.
      Looking like a ugly, disfigured, shriveled prune because of the dark side isn't alarming.
      And the Empire has no similarities with the taboo Reich.

    • @brittlemax
      @brittlemax 4 місяці тому

      ​@@DeBean970 they put the wookies in slave labor camps, killed pretty much everyone who goes against them and doesn't agree with them, they blew up a planet and you are telling me they are not evil ? The empire is an absolutist dictatorship.... come on it doesn't get any worse

  • @hithere8753
    @hithere8753 5 місяців тому +514

    Only a Sith deals in grossly inaccurate generalities.

    • @masteryoghurt2110
      @masteryoghurt2110 5 місяців тому +3

      Luke still killed more people than Grievous, Dooku, Ventress, Maul, Boba Fett, Cad Bane, Jango Fett, Nute Gunruy, Hemlock together.

    • @shadowraptorpitalion5869
      @shadowraptorpitalion5869 5 місяців тому +5

      I like the way Snrub thinks.

    • @gabrielboorom2683
      @gabrielboorom2683 5 місяців тому +1

      Only a Sithhhh talks with a lisssp.

    • @eliaspfeiffer3700
      @eliaspfeiffer3700 5 місяців тому +5

      @@masteryoghurt2110 Dooku and Grievous killed millions during the war. If not by themslef, then by order.

    • @masteryoghurt2110
      @masteryoghurt2110 5 місяців тому

      @@eliaspfeiffer3700 Luke killed them directly, not by an order. That's what I meant.

  • @rahn45
    @rahn45 5 місяців тому +98

    Real "Rings of Power" energy coming from that one!

  • @jonreese7066
    @jonreese7066 5 місяців тому +17

    I just saw an interview of Sam Witwer who played Starkiller in Force Unleaahed, explain why angry meditation was a thing. The Sith Lords arent taught to meditate they bend the force to their will. Its an insight only the best fans of Star Wars would ever even think of.
    To this guy.
    No good or evil in the force and Annakin blow up the Death Star basic facts and he can get it. He isnt enriching the lore he is distorting it

  • @aaronward3508
    @aaronward3508 5 місяців тому +239

    He is like that one mom who came in while you were enjoying tv and said: “Are you watching your PokeyMan and Dragon’s Ball’s shows?”

    • @KevinOnEarth_
      @KevinOnEarth_ 5 місяців тому +5

      Lmao, this got a good laugh out of me.

    • @gatlank6080
      @gatlank6080 5 місяців тому +8

      Or the grandma that instead of buying a Transfomer gets you a GoBots.

    • @mgntstr
      @mgntstr 5 місяців тому +3

      hadoken your kamehamehameha

    • @MarcoAntonio-if1kd
      @MarcoAntonio-if1kd 5 місяців тому +4

      @@mgntstr OMG!... I cried laughing at the translation of your phrasing to English... "hadoken your loneliness"... Google translator is so funny.

    • @cleverman383
      @cleverman383 5 місяців тому

      Go watch a star war

  • @NightBane345
    @NightBane345 5 місяців тому +61

    Knows nothing of Star Wars, then gets mad about fans correcting them. What a bunch of idiots

  • @redeye4516
    @redeye4516 5 місяців тому +236

    Ah yes, the franchise where the protagonists are guardians of life and the antagonists wear black robes and shoot lightning out of their hands is saying there's no such thing as good and evil. Got it. I guess a certain Austrian painter wasn't evil either, since it all depends on how you look at it.

    • @greenumbrellacorp5744
      @greenumbrellacorp5744 5 місяців тому +7

      i mean... from a certain point of view the jedi are evil... and from the painter point of view he was nice.. it.. does make sense when u look at it that way. And lets not forget the death star was a military installation.... oh and vader didnt blow it up it was luke but... yea toast star wars

    • @makoncrayley
      @makoncrayley 5 місяців тому +11

      Dude probably played KOTOR II once and completely misinterpreted the whole being neutral thing.

    • @mietha37
      @mietha37 5 місяців тому +30

      @@makoncrayley I would bet my house that dude has ZERO guess what KOTOR is. He wouldn't even know it's a video game. Hell, I'd be surprised if he knows Star Wars video games exist, period.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@greenumbrellacorp5744morality is not subjective. Anyone who thinks that guy wasn't evil... Is evil.

    • @Schnittertm1
      @Schnittertm1 5 місяців тому

      The Austrian painter did end up killing Hitler, so he must have been a good person. ;-)

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 5 місяців тому +14

    “Spock failed to drop the One Ring into the lava of Mustafar until he was attacked by Dobby.” 💀

    • @jdranetz
      @jdranetz 4 місяці тому

      Not to mention Flash Gordon, Buck Rogers, and John Carter.

  • @GravitasZero
    @GravitasZero 5 місяців тому +346

    Darth Vader/Anakin wasn’t a bad person, he was just misunderstood.
    He didn’t mean to kill Windu. He didn’t mean to kill all those younglings. He didn’t mean to strangle his wife which ultimately led to her death.
    He didn’t mean to then kill all those people as Darth Vader and cut off his son’s hand.
    There is no good or evil in Star Wars.
    PS: Darth Vader is my favorite character, not dissing the character, just the dumbass statement made by a dumbass

    • @Negritis
      @Negritis 5 місяців тому +16

      Anakin didnt kill Windu btw, he just cut off his hand

    • @WorldsTallestLeprechaun
      @WorldsTallestLeprechaun 5 місяців тому +12

      To be fair, Anakin and Padme was a little roleplay gone too far.
      “I only choke you ‘cause I love you, baby!”

    • @mrsleep0000
      @mrsleep0000 5 місяців тому +3

      Don't forget the entire tribe of Tusken Raiders he slaughtered.

    • @jeangoncalves3691
      @jeangoncalves3691 5 місяців тому +11

      @@mrsleep0000 they killed his mother so it's ok

    • @urdaughtersbf
      @urdaughtersbf 5 місяців тому

      It’s okay to enjoy relate to fictional Villains. There are some amazing ones in the canon of human art. The whole point is to not become them.

  • @FantasiA2K
    @FantasiA2K 5 місяців тому +261

    Surely the production team knows their audience well...?

    • @Ghostlynotme445
      @Ghostlynotme445 5 місяців тому +4

      Know the audience are right 🗑️

    • @terastrasza7421
      @terastrasza7421 5 місяців тому +3

      Knows the audience has money, outside of that.... eh

    • @TastyScotch
      @TastyScotch 5 місяців тому +1

      This is that anakin/padme meme, right? Right? 😂

    • @alcor4670
      @alcor4670 5 місяців тому +1

      I went and looked up whoever created this show. Saw her IMDB page and checked her bio and work.
      Two seconds in and I knew, Star Wars effed up.

    • @Some1Any1No1
      @Some1Any1No1 5 місяців тому

      @@TastyScotch 👀

  • @TheActionj864
    @TheActionj864 5 місяців тому +277

    "Party on Wayne!!"
    - Darth Kenobi

    • @bradgames97
      @bradgames97 5 місяців тому

      underrated lmao

    • @shiiswii4136
      @shiiswii4136 5 місяців тому +1

      party on darth!

    • @TheActionj864
      @TheActionj864 5 місяців тому +1

      @@shiiswii4136 finally someone got it 🤣

    • @Azmania3000
      @Azmania3000 5 місяців тому

      @@TheActionj864 wait is this Wayne's World or Bill and Ted?

    • @TheActionj864
      @TheActionj864 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Azmania3000 both are most triumphant

  • @Comanche_moon
    @Comanche_moon 5 місяців тому +12

    The alternate ending where darth vader turns to the light side and blows up the Death Star before Luke can

    • @SpaghettiThePingas
      @SpaghettiThePingas 4 місяці тому

      Didn’t he already do that? He threw palpy down a shaft, causing the second Death Star to explode

    • @steffighter144
      @steffighter144 4 місяці тому

      It was still Lando that blew up the death star. Vader killed Palpatine nothing more, but that also aged well.​@@SpaghettiThePingas

  • @plaguedoctorj.c4963
    @plaguedoctorj.c4963 5 місяців тому +382

    "There's no such thing as good and evil" a quote from Voldemort, a character who is pretty much the magic equivalent of Hitler.

    • @aglis_
      @aglis_ 5 місяців тому

      ehhhh I mean coming from an author who names their token Asian CHO CHANG.

    • @phils8450
      @phils8450 5 місяців тому +67

      There is only weight and those too weak to lift it

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 5 місяців тому +38

      "Good is a point of view, Anakin" - Darth Sidious.

    • @SrMaximus
      @SrMaximus 5 місяців тому +11

      ​@@phils8450 godlike reference brother, keep grinding

    • @ArmoredZephyr
      @ArmoredZephyr 5 місяців тому +11

      Probably my favorite quote of all time.
      I'd definitely be on team Swoldemort.

  • @sirbonobo3907
    @sirbonobo3907 5 місяців тому +246

    What a Joke they all are.

  • @shadowbyname2802
    @shadowbyname2802 5 місяців тому +50

    Ah yes, I vividly remember Anakin killing the Death Star. It’s a good thing Captain Spock was back him up at the last second against Lord Sauron, otherwise they would’ve been in reeeeeal trouble.

  • @marvingro7959
    @marvingro7959 5 місяців тому +18

    To quote Kyle from "South Park:" "Really?"

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 5 місяців тому

      To quote Kyle from South Park again:
      “Our friend was raped, Stan!”

  • @manquail2361
    @manquail2361 5 місяців тому +50

    Man saying there is no good or evil sounds like palpatine saying the sith and jedi aren't so different

  • @derboss7236
    @derboss7236 5 місяців тому +110

    Even if we overlook him not knowing shit about the movies what kind of argument is that the death star was about to eredicate an entire planet of course they defended themselves its like a guy walking into ur living room pulls out a gun and is about to start killing ur entire familiy so u grab a kitchen knife and stab him and then this clown comes around and tells u how there is no good or bad person here since u too resorted to violence

    • @Nolen_Sorento
      @Nolen_Sorento 5 місяців тому +21

      That's disney plan. To blur the lines of morality.

    • @Bensonders
      @Bensonders 5 місяців тому +16

      Thats exactly the point.
      I always found the "But there were people on the Deathstar!" argument weird, or lets say: people who really used that as an argument against Luke scared me.
      So the people on the Deathstar erradicated species like the Genoshans, enslaved other species and destroyed 4 planets already when Luke finally blew it up. At which point it becomes morally "ok" to take out that thing? Only after the tenth destroyed planet?
      Sure, Stormtroopers were conscripted or fresh from the academy, but if you don't desert after you see that your boss goes around and blows up whole planets, even your home planet, then its on you.
      There are enough examples in the EU of imperials deserting as soon as they learned from Alderaan (i.e. Tycho Celchu, cool guy, one of my favorite Rogue Squadron members), so there are no excuses.
      These Disney people are still trying to character assassinate Luke, trying to tarnish everything he has done.

    • @Nolen_Sorento
      @Nolen_Sorento 5 місяців тому +3

      @ambassadoroftheandromedagalaxy 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 they actually did make them up as they went along. Never had a plan for the trilogy. Such a shame.

    • @Aggerr
      @Aggerr 5 місяців тому +2

      I mean putting that point aside, he's not rly wrong about star wars as a whole. The Jedi etc aren't necessarily good, especially not pre-empire.

    • @Nolen_Sorento
      @Nolen_Sorento 5 місяців тому +3

      @Aggerr "Palpatine is basically the devil" - George Lucas.
      Lord forgive this commentor, for they know not what they speak.

  • @Diresilence
    @Diresilence 5 місяців тому +93

    Well, Anakin was there. He didn't blow up the death star, but can't say he wasn't there. Although i'm more laughing that "There is no good and evil, it's just where you're standing." Grats, you literally used Darth Vader's reasoning on why the Dark Side is ok, after he just force choked out his wife. "Well, from my point of view, the jedi are evil!"

    • @wax88
      @wax88 5 місяців тому +20

      actually it's very funny that he could literally go "There is no good and evil, it's just where you're standing." when it comes to literally space Nazis (in fact the stylistics of the empire is meant to be a allegory to Nazi germany, from "storm troopers" ( See Sturmabteilung) to the uniform , to Darth Vaders helmet.

    • @kurosu-samaklipleri7090
      @kurosu-samaklipleri7090 5 місяців тому +2

      Maybe black guy knows who his overlords are and showing his respect

    • @johnboko7110
      @johnboko7110 5 місяців тому +1

      That actor is lost and I have the high ground

    • @Diresilence
      @Diresilence 5 місяців тому +1

      @@wax88 "What do you mean, Palpatine got redeemed right?"
      "What?"
      "You know, Darth Vader."
      "I pity and want to do violence to you."
      I'm guessing he meant the few sith lords that managed to redeem themselves at the end or before it was to late. But that's keeping in mind that the person pulling them back was either a direct family member or lover. Or in someone like Revan's case, a complete mind wipe, and binding him to another Jedi. While Darth Vectivus had both a moral code and strict self discipline, so while Ruthless never quite went into the pure evil that other Sith lords would follow. So yeah, there is pretty clear defining traits of good and evil in star wars. Redemption is an option, but it's rare, and should be considered a ray of hope in a ceasepool of fllth

    • @ManCheat2
      @ManCheat2 5 місяців тому

      Pretty sure he did blow up a death star, by throwing palpatine in, which caused the explosion of the 2nd death star?

  • @pandaberserk3390
    @pandaberserk3390 4 місяці тому +6

    did everyone forget Anakin also saved private ryan that one time.

  • @samuelgelinas6855
    @samuelgelinas6855 5 місяців тому +44

    Goerge Lucas said in a interview that ''They don't even understand the Force nor Star Wars, but it is what it is''. 180 000 000$ Budget for the Acolytes btw.

    • @thedarknate08
      @thedarknate08 5 місяців тому +1

      Wow what a waste of $$$

    • @dr-johnnysins
      @dr-johnnysins 5 місяців тому

      Honestly you gotta wonder how much longer Disney will last pumping out all these stinkers lol

  • @Hollyclown
    @Hollyclown 5 місяців тому +61

    Ignoring the Anakin elephant real quick. Let’s not mention the fact that the Death Star was made to blow up entire planets of illegitimate military targets, meanwhile the station itself IS one.

    • @daxidol1447
      @daxidol1447 5 місяців тому

      You mean legitimate terrorist strongholds?

    • @deadmeme8011
      @deadmeme8011 5 місяців тому +3

      "You destroy planets, yet you are a planet. Curious."

    • @masteryoghurt2110
      @masteryoghurt2110 5 місяців тому

      Janitors on the Death Star who just wanted to feed their families were killed. No everyone from the Death Star personel was a freak like Tarkin. Luke didn't care a killed them all. Even Grievous who is considered to be a war criminal haven't killed so many people at once.

    • @Treblaine
      @Treblaine 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@deadmeme8011 I take it hollyclown must have meant the Death Star was a legitimate military target.
      It's an artificial structure made by a military, principally for a armed violent purpose. That's like sinking an aircraft carrier.

    • @nananamamana3591
      @nananamamana3591 5 місяців тому

      @@Treblaine
      You missed the joke. Is there something wrong with your targeting computer?

  • @charlieparker5977
    @charlieparker5977 5 місяців тому +47

    "We wanted a fresh perspective so we brought in people with no concept or appreciation for the Star Wars fanbase or lore." - Lucas Film

    • @jacquesamo
      @jacquesamo 5 місяців тому +2

      This part really subverted my expectations!

  • @musichere3287
    @musichere3287 4 місяці тому +4

    "USE THE FORCE, HARRY", Gandalf said calmly.

  • @MrArch777
    @MrArch777 5 місяців тому +37

    No good or evil? The younglings would like to have a word with this man.

    • @khemval4364
      @khemval4364 5 місяців тому

      And then somehow Anakin is redeemed
      No wonder the actor state that phrase since every evil deeds in star wars got to be forgiven
      Even if Anakin did too many bad things, the Force allows it and proceed to make him force ghost which shouldn't even happen lol

    • @deathgorilla782
      @deathgorilla782 5 місяців тому

      ​@@khemval4364 Cleary the children were evil

    • @thebestoffootballfortoday9441
      @thebestoffootballfortoday9441 5 місяців тому

      @@khemval4364 Being force ghost is not about being good or evil, it's just a skill which can be taught. If Sidious could do this then he would do it succesfully despite the fact that he is the most evil character in this whole story.

  • @MjollTheLioness-o4y
    @MjollTheLioness-o4y 5 місяців тому +32

    Disney has been doing this whole 'both sides are good, no one is really evil just misunderstood' shit for awhile now. They even made a movie about Cruella to try and get an audience to sympathize with the character when in Dalmations she was a raving lunatic that wanted to use the skins of puppies to make a coat. And who could forget Maleficient where the whole reason she's apparently evil is because a man stole her wings.

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 5 місяців тому +12

      Evil people spreading an evil message.

    • @Dante02d12
      @Dante02d12 5 місяців тому +4

      Maleficent did start that trend, but at least the way it was brought up was interesting. "The Legend you know is wrong" is always a pretty good trope.
      The rest though? Definitely feels like "stop judging these morally bankrupt monsters good for jail and asylum!"

    • @NovelPhoinixTheSecond
      @NovelPhoinixTheSecond 5 місяців тому +3

      Yea, since GoT that whole morally grey stuff just became very trendy.
      But some franchises just aren't fit for that tbh...

    • @shuckachucka5715
      @shuckachucka5715 5 місяців тому

      Probably becoming trendy because everyone wants to appear ambiguous or as a victim in order to get away with more without risk of judgement

  • @_C.J.
    @_C.J. 5 місяців тому +56

    Nobody corrected him after all those chances.

    • @JasonSchwartz51580
      @JasonSchwartz51580 5 місяців тому

      He's brown...
      Ergo he is utterly beyond reproach.
      "Progressives" literally WORSHIP these people. They DARE not correct one.

    • @Stevo.100
      @Stevo.100 5 місяців тому +11

      Did you see the color of his skin? You know what they people who correct them, right?

    • @EdDiaz-fz4kj
      @EdDiaz-fz4kj 5 місяців тому

      And having blm burning their houses?

  • @DCeasedbrickbuilds
    @DCeasedbrickbuilds 4 місяці тому +5

    At 00:41 the big blonde dude on the end literally did the cut/neck slash…

  • @BlazingOwnager
    @BlazingOwnager 5 місяців тому +44

    The Deathstar was an Inside Job!

    • @the13thjoker
      @the13thjoker 5 місяців тому

      It's kinda true

    • @Assadul-Naml
      @Assadul-Naml 5 місяців тому +1

      Proton Torpedos cant destroy thermal reactors. If we look properly the death star, had a flag of smoke before the rebels were even close to their target.
      People forget about the much concealed hologram of Saw Gerrera and Tarkin shaking hands.
      The empire needed Kyber from Yavin so they looked for a legit reason for a direct troop transfer to Yavin.

  • @bigfrankfraser1391
    @bigfrankfraser1391 5 місяців тому +74

    anakin killing the death star was almost as bad as that time captain kirk torpedoed the shire during bilbos birthday

    • @Perciplier
      @Perciplier 5 місяців тому +1

      Sick visual tho

  • @Rowlandi11
    @Rowlandi11 5 місяців тому +40

    The ladies next to him immediately just put their heads down like "jesus here we go again" lmao

  • @maraudershields283
    @maraudershields283 4 місяці тому +4

    Disney saw Rings of Power, and was like “hold my fucking blue milk”

  • @girthquake0
    @girthquake0 5 місяців тому +101

    Anakin never blew up a death star, he blew up a Spaceship FULL OF DROIDS.

    • @asumax8
      @asumax8 5 місяців тому +9

      Along with a handful of beauracrats.... so yea you are correct a spaceship full of droids lol

    • @GamingLovesJohn
      @GamingLovesJohn 5 місяців тому +1

      I mean he contributed to the destruction of the SECOND Death Star :)

    • @len3rd376
      @len3rd376 5 місяців тому

      Neimoidian lifes matter!!

    • @destinydueler
      @destinydueler 5 місяців тому +3

      Dude, didn't you know? That's worse than anything he did as Goku.

    • @lesweizman388
      @lesweizman388 5 місяців тому +1

      by accident
      "oops"

  • @InaRushonYT
    @InaRushonYT 5 місяців тому +123

    How long can Star Wars fans watch the IP be milked for all its worth before they give up.

    • @Billy-bc8pk
      @Billy-bc8pk 5 місяців тому +29

      It's not even being milked.... none of this schlop is profitable, it's just being beaten over and over again like an empty, flailing-skinned husk, with indescribable goop spilling out from what's left.

    • @rahn45
      @rahn45 5 місяців тому +17

      Milking? You mean that green milk they had Luke chug down?
      Pretty sure we've been watching Disney flog a dead horse for awhile now.

    • @crumblyburgers
      @crumblyburgers 5 місяців тому +1

      Enjoyed Andor. Not touching the Acolyte. Nothing about this show looks good, as can be said for almost everything Disney Star wars has done in recent years.

    • @rickwilliams6904
      @rickwilliams6904 5 місяців тому +3

      Not long.
      Gave it up after force awakens.

    • @vincent207
      @vincent207 5 місяців тому +2

      I called it quits after that Obi-Wan show.

  • @danielsdimension2003
    @danielsdimension2003 5 місяців тому +101

    How can that guy say he's a Star Wars fan when he doesn't even know who destroyed the Death Star?

    • @gryph0n55
      @gryph0n55 5 місяців тому +1

      I know maybe you don’t interact with human beings enough to know this, but sometimes people say this accidentally. Yeah, it’s true. We call that “misspeaking” or “slip of the tongue”. Yeah, it happens, glad I could inform you how normal language works sometimes.

    • @glp.1337
      @glp.1337 5 місяців тому +23

      ​@@gryph0n55 Pretty ironic how condescending you are considering you missed the fact that this was on 3 different occasions. Hint: look at his clothing. The exact same "accident" 3 times on 3 different locations/occasions? Sure man, keep preaching.

    • @fhlostonparaphrase
      @fhlostonparaphrase 5 місяців тому +4

      At "best" he liked the newer trash heaps that Disney churned out, at worst he's just a fake liar.
      Nothing new really, actors act in interviews too and do their marketing spiel.

    • @the13thjoker
      @the13thjoker 5 місяців тому +1

      Yeah how can he forgot when Gandalf shooting laser from his eyes in order to destroy death star the last hocrux in order to kill Davy Jones once for all !

    • @KarmaKahn
      @KarmaKahn 5 місяців тому

      He knows. It's called a slip of the tongue. You guys cannot possibly be this dense.

  • @DucatiDiaries
    @DucatiDiaries 5 місяців тому +7

    There is no Star Wars anymore.

  • @jeanlukamc
    @jeanlukamc 5 місяців тому +19

    No good or evil????? Palpatine was straight up just space Hitler!

    • @Treblaine
      @Treblaine 5 місяців тому +2

      The way he secretly consolidated power in the background without open popular support makes him more of a Space Stalin.

  • @Naraxis1433
    @Naraxis1433 5 місяців тому +113

    I think its quite fair blowing up the Death star when the death star itself blew up an entire planet of people..

    • @Trebor74
      @Trebor74 5 місяців тому +11

      That was just on its way to blow up another planet 😁

    • @chonger83
      @chonger83 5 місяців тому

      I believe his logic is that everyone on the Death Star was just "doing their job". Same logic the Nazi's tried to pull when the war was over.

    • @mistrfinga
      @mistrfinga 5 місяців тому +4

      Uhh, the point is that was a trade federation ship not a death star, and it was filled with, droids...

    • @Blue-EyesWhitePrivilege
      @Blue-EyesWhitePrivilege 5 місяців тому +11

      ​@@mistrfingaNo, the dude mixed up Luke and Anakin in the blowing up of the Death Star, not the droid command ship.

    • @mistrfinga
      @mistrfinga 5 місяців тому +5

      @Blue-EyesWhitePrivilege um, He was comparing good vs evil. Saying there was no evil and uses Anakin as proof. Anakim was "evil" aka Vader. Anakin never blew up a deathstar. He is just really misinformed

  • @bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068
    @bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068 5 місяців тому +17

    "There is no good and evil"
    I'm pretty sure the side blowing up planets are the evil ones...

  • @TooFurious4
    @TooFurious4 5 місяців тому +9

    Luke blew up the first Death Star and Lando blew up the second Death Star. I mean c'mon bruh.

    • @supercussion6590
      @supercussion6590 4 місяці тому

      People who dont do their homework are now in charge of

  • @rebelresource
    @rebelresource 5 місяців тому +67

    Darth Vader literally snapped kids necks. WHAT

    • @Shineinpoverty
      @Shineinpoverty 5 місяців тому +10

      But did it with care and respect for their dignity

    • @pepita2437
      @pepita2437 5 місяців тому +23

      @@Shineinpoverty And respected their pronouns. XD

    • @katelady1370
      @katelady1370 5 місяців тому +2

      The Jedi also stole force sensitive children from their parents and made them child solders…so…

    • @JoeOvercoat
      @JoeOvercoat 4 місяці тому +2

      @@katelady1370 I believe you are referring to Disney Jedi. That is a different order, apparently.

    • @tibs24
      @tibs24 4 місяці тому +3

      @@katelady1370 The Jedi didn’t kidnap Force-Sensitive children. They ask the parent(s) for permission to train their child in the ways of the Force. If the parent says no, the Jedi will leave the parent(s) and their child alone.

  • @vaporreads5095
    @vaporreads5095 5 місяців тому +38

    wait till he hears they're the same person.

  • @nataliemoreno9561
    @nataliemoreno9561 5 місяців тому +16

    Everyone on Alderaan will be so relieved to learn that the death star is just full of good people...oh no, oh wait.

  • @Fuzzira
    @Fuzzira 4 місяці тому +4

    Same energy as when Hagrid needed a box to see over the wall at Helms Deep.

  • @sihTdaeRtnaCuoY
    @sihTdaeRtnaCuoY 5 місяців тому +18

    Okay, let's just ignore that he doesn't know the difference between Luke and Anakin. His point was still really stupid. Yeah, he destroyed a military weapon system used to destroy planets full of innocent people, killing only military targets. How is that evil?

    • @Balderdash1000
      @Balderdash1000 5 місяців тому +4

      Little did you know, it was bring your daughter to work day that day. 😭

    • @sihTdaeRtnaCuoY
      @sihTdaeRtnaCuoY 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Balderdash1000 Oh shit. Were the daughters evil though? Be honest.

    • @Balderdash1000
      @Balderdash1000 5 місяців тому +1

      @@sihTdaeRtnaCuoY I mean, a bunch of screaming little brats running around everywhere and getting into everything... You decide. 😏

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 5 місяців тому

      That was about to destroy another planet with Rebellion...

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Balderdash1000 Vader certainly did...

  • @carlosrodrigues5700
    @carlosrodrigues5700 5 місяців тому +38

    "but who gives a damn anymore"
    Exactly this

    • @VOXivero
      @VOXivero 5 місяців тому

      **Cries of a fan for 20+ years intensifies**
      That's me. I'm that fan who gave a damn 😭

    • @generalyoda8325
      @generalyoda8325 5 місяців тому +1

      Any actual Star Wars fan who actual consume the material and not spout Anakin destroyed the death star

  • @silversobe
    @silversobe 5 місяців тому +29

    It's been cooked since the sequels. Now its microwaved

    • @nerdgeekman
      @nerdgeekman 5 місяців тому +1

      I heard Andor was amazing

    • @silversobe
      @silversobe 5 місяців тому +1

      @@nerdgeekman Mandalorian was good until season 3.

  • @brianbutton6346
    @brianbutton6346 4 місяці тому +3

    I noticed the woman on the right giving him the 'shut up now' signal.

  • @deejitv
    @deejitv 5 місяців тому +16

    Luke Skywalker: There is still good in him.
    Obi-Wan Kenobi: He's more machine now than man, twisted and evil.
    Yeah, it's definitely about good vs evil, guy.

    • @kitaisuru
      @kitaisuru 5 місяців тому +2

      In this instant Luke was correct and "good", while Kenobi was "evil" for disregarding the "goodness" in someone.

  • @skelemid5294
    @skelemid5294 5 місяців тому +62

    Officially cooked? It was already cook after Lucas sold his franchise to Disney amd now its start to turn burned black ash today

    • @Nyakomata
      @Nyakomata 5 місяців тому

      The prequels sucked anyways, it’s been dead for a super long time.

    • @D3sdinova
      @D3sdinova 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Nyakomata The second and third i liked. But the first one i watched was the phantom menace. And i never watched any other after that until 2009 or 10 or something?

    • @MegaDarkness5000
      @MegaDarkness5000 5 місяців тому

      ​@@NyakomataYou deserve Disney Star Wars.

  • @Johnassu
    @Johnassu 5 місяців тому +20

    As a Korean, the way they presented Lee Jung-jae was just awful. Most Koreans really don’t like it. I doubt the writer of The Acolyte has seen anything Lee Jung-jae's been in other than Squid Game. I don't know what Disney is thinking-do they really believe that just shoving in an Asian actor will boost their revenue in Asia because it's the same race? This is gonna flop, I guarantee it. Look at The Marvels, which also had a famous Korean actor, and it had the lowest performance in Korea's history. Disney's way of showcasing Korean actors is honestly pathetic.
    I feel like these so-called DEI-focused groups in America actually disrespect and look down on other countries' races and cultures even more

    • @ltmuffler3482
      @ltmuffler3482 5 місяців тому

      That's sort of the in joke here in America about the left. They call anyone right of alt-left a racist, but by word and deed, they present as incredibly racist and discriminatory.

    • @lotionfeelsgood
      @lotionfeelsgood 5 місяців тому

      They are just racist, but calling it inclusion

    • @D3sdinova
      @D3sdinova 5 місяців тому +3

      Squid game was a fun one time watch, but it wasnt anything spectacular. Train to Busan is though,.. but theyll most likely butcher the english adaptation.

  • @yuvanramkisson9690
    @yuvanramkisson9690 5 місяців тому +3

    "You must realize, you are doomed."
    - General Grievous

  • @malohn2068
    @malohn2068 5 місяців тому +5

    Not only was in luke who "killed" the death star. But saying "Darth vader isn't so bad, look at Anakin when he killed ton of people" like.. My god, he didn't just shoot himself in the foot he went full auto

  • @5dollarshake263
    @5dollarshake263 5 місяців тому +50

    "There is no good or evil, we all come from checkered pasts" - Bussy boy

  • @LandonOakley-d9c
    @LandonOakley-d9c 5 місяців тому +18

    "Well anakin juth kilt the whole deth thar!" *does sassy finger snap*

    • @made.fresh.daily.
      @made.fresh.daily. 5 місяців тому

      dawg😂😂😂stg. i couldnt describe it. u just did 😂

  • @TheHellboy1980
    @TheHellboy1980 5 місяців тому +3

    I'm sure he's handled a lot of lightsabers..from the looks of him