Thank God lmao I opened this video and disliked and was about to find something else, but realized it wasn't serious 😅 so.... I I un-disliked it and liked it instead
@@2stroke438 The cart drags Indiana Jones, Marvel, DC, The Muppets, and a few dozen other's cadavers All the while, Kevin Smith drags HeMan to continue the original Monty Python gag
@@Danbotology another great joke. I wonder why they didn’t bother to hide her eyebrows too with prosthetics and just paint them over. It looks ridiculous.
Even in 1977, George Lucas would never have just painted a bald person green and called it an alien. I guess their 300 million dollar budget isn't enough.
@@darksoles1305 plus, Watto is immune to Jedi mind tricks, that's why Vader said "it's as if he's protected by the Force". That's why this makes sense. And you know he's fallen on hard times after "Ani" left for Corruscant, so he had a real motive to scavenge.
In my head cannon, rey blew up the deathstar. And she said, (British voice) "take that imperialists! That's what you get for subjugating all those refugees!"
Just remember: The same people that used to bully kids for liking star wars, DND,etc are now in charge of it. They bullied nerds, nerd culture became cool, hip and mainstream. They inserted themselves in, took control, stopped using "dork/nerd/geek" as an insult and replaced it with 'incel.' *GATEKEEP YOUR HOBBIES AND INTERESTS or watch it tank.*
Geek culture isn't popular. You just live in echo chambers built by other nerds and you think that means everyone likes you. They don't. I played plenty of D&D. Nobody called me a nerd because they knew I'd use my firewood hands on their face in a rather jockish manner. Gatekeep your hobbies.. lol, nah.. just grow a set and ignore what other people do while you do yours. It's not hard.
@@camojoe83 How can one ignore what other people do when your hobby is invaded and they actively seek out positions of power over your hobby? Like collecting anime figures? Well too bad. The feminists came and harassed all the companies to stop having skimpy dressed figures. Like playing magic the gathering? Too bad, they came in and implemented a bunch of dumb rules you have to follow or else you get kicked out of the space. If geek culture isn't popular than why is marvel the biggest franchise ever? Never seen so many face palm inducing wrong statements spoken so matter of factly :/
It's such a stunning and brave masterpiece that Wookiepedia hears the call. All will be retconned and rewritten to make sure that The Acolyte not only happened but ensure that the Prequels are nothing but lies.
@@LeftJoystickThat site fired three admins who worked on the site since like 2007 because they didn't mindless support (INSERT CURRENT THING THAT TOTALLY WON'T BECOME A SLIPPERY SLOPE).
@@LeftJoystick Thats a common pratice. It is, of course, as you say, performative and such companies offer no real support to the communities they espouse to help. Id love to see any of those donate to chariteis that help such people with real needs. Medical care, housing, etc. No? Just rainbow colors on an easily editited website. Got it.
I call him Harva the Hutt. Thanks to him, Leslye Headland got her sexist misandry authentically. She also got sufficient compromat on Disney execs to make her unfireable. I admit that's speculation; the only evidence I have is Headland's continued employment.
@@NathanielHellerstein How did she get involved with disney to begin with? I mean outside of any conspiriacy theories. ANd good on you for admitting you are as genuinely clueless as everyone else. Speculation is good and well, but Id like to know why and how this sub par hack got anywhere near star wars and pitching it as a "gay story". The acoylte had no healthy relationships in it at all. It just had a bunch of abusers willing to kill and lie to each other. Since when is that compelling story telling worth our time?
don't forget "the power of one" and "the power of two" to build up the legendary move "the power of manyyyy" (that thing was probably the most cringe thing star wars has ever seen)
@@Rick.0472 Every time I hear that bloody idiotic chant the only thing that goes through my head is the Troll drummer from the Band with Rocks In from Terry Pratchett's Soul Music. Because Trolls in Discworld are monumentally stupid they can't count. So every time he counted the band in for a song instead of the normal 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 it went 1, 2, 1, 2 many, lots.
My grandmother told me _"I don't care what they teach you in school, Star Wars is Gay"_ My love for Disney's inclusion and diversity just went sky high, just like their stock price
Yep. If they would focus on telling good stories and not pushing agendas, no one would care about them including stuff like that. The only proof one needs of this are the older Star Trek shows. They have tons of episodes that dealt with social issues. The difference there is the “message” didn’t feel forced, and the writers were actually skilled. Disney’s Star Wars quite literally turned me into a Star Trek fan lol. New Trek is pretty trash, but still not as trash as Disney SW.
Well, that's the only real canon thing in the whole series. Those helmet and arm brace are made from cortosis - the material that short-circuits lightsabers.
As a left-wing lesbian: Yeah I am EXTREMELY embarrassed by this. You want to do LGBTQ stuff right? Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch From Mercury. Diversity isn't shoehorned in for the sake of it, the two main characters just happen to be gay and nobody treats that like a big deal. I don't want anything about my identity to be a "big deal" to anyone. Take notes, Disney.
"Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Mickius the diverse?" "Dad, I just wanted help with my homework?" "He was able to cast actresses in roles many considered to be .. . UNNNNatural" ". . ." ". . ." "I miss JarJar"
Truly we live in the golden age of pop culture. Unfortunately great art has a price. Every episode costs 2 Godzilla minus Ones. And stacking Star Wars toys at Ollie’s doesn’t pay the bills
ohhhhh i get it, satire! how lovely :) i literally almost didn't click because of the channel and title but then i thought.. Either it's a really hilarious joke, or super hilarious cope, and i was right! keep up the hilarious work dude, subbed! 😂
Satire done right. 2:50 "and a pineapple" caught me completely off guard. Cracked me up! 🤣 4:07 Nice reference! Honestly. Generally good references all over the board! Adding to favorites.
Correct, it can by it's nature, never be " Woke" enough, and will continue to grow in it's absurdity in order to survive. We have not even begun to see the true power of the Woke Side.
If I am interpreting your comment correctly, everything you listed is something or someone you dislike. Why the antipathy towards Palestinians? How random.
If you judge people by what the do the people who made star wars are super super racist and super super sexist. When will people learn reverse racism is just that racism and the same goes for sexism.
Met Kelnacca during my Imperial unit’s scouting expedition on Kashyyyk. He was nothing but a young Wookie back then, but his family greeted us with open arms. Even then, he still made a mean fucking pot pie. RIP, Kelnacca. I will never forget you or your sacred recipe.
Sarcasm is strong with this one. 😂
I didn't recognise the youtuber, so I wasn't sure if it was sarcasm at first. Either way, I enjoyed myself immensely.
Thank God lmao I opened this video and disliked and was about to find something else, but realized it wasn't serious 😅 so.... I I un-disliked it and liked it instead
He had a gold mine to work with. It’s really flowing
Shouldn’t it be, strong is this one with sarcasm?
What sarcasm? This is all true! This show is amazing. 🌈
'Half Witcher, Half ninja, all Queen Cleopatra' what a title 10/10.
Did he change the title?
@@djcoinlaundryno he gave the Main character this title in the video
Cleopatra was a Caucasian
@@commiehunter733we were kings, and such.
Your sarcasm has doubled since the last time we met Critic
He went full woke critic
Twice the sarcasm, triple the applause!!
What sarcasm
I understood that reference.
good, twice the sarcasm, double the funny
"Whats that dead carcass he is pulling?"
STAR WARS
Bring out your dead!
now i get it!
@@2stroke438
The cart drags Indiana Jones, Marvel, DC, The Muppets, and a few dozen other's cadavers
All the while, Kevin Smith drags HeMan to continue the original Monty Python gag
Made me roar with laughter when I saw that!
He just violated it behind a dumpster
“The lovechild of David Bowie and a pineapple”. I laughed like a maniac.
And here I thought I was the only one.
Two.
MAaan-ee.
Vegan Annie Lennox combined with the music got me straight afterwards.
@@Danbotology another great joke. I wonder why they didn’t bother to hide her eyebrows too with prosthetics and just paint them over. It looks ridiculous.
I was wondering if Bowie was mentioned, ironically Thin White Duke, coke addicted sex addict :)
@@VincitOmniaVeritas7She has to take it off for lunch break. Can’t be looking silly among the elite
Even in 1977, George Lucas would never have just painted a bald person green and called it an alien. I guess their 300 million dollar budget isn't enough.
You hate Thrawn too? Or are you just on the hate bandwagon?
@@rikard.h was Thrawn created by George Lucas?
Look closer in the cantina scene, then rewatch the prequels
@@BillGunslinger Nope. The point is that people often use double standards when trying to criticize The Acolyte.
Shrek would fit in better than that lol
The minute that the rainbow lightsaber was unleashed to slay Darth Patriarchus, I knew Star Wars was now absolute perfection.
dude im crying :D
😂
I really want to see a Darth Patriachus, he will use a dildo lightsaber to rectify oponents to the dark side.
When she looked directly at the camera and said "Down with the patriarchy", i sobbed deeply
😂😂
No binary suns, but binary daughters. Well done, sir.
If we wait long enough, the jokes just write themselves 🤣I'm still chuckling over the quip!
If Disney had thought of this, it would have been the tag for the show and they would have thought they were being clever.
Awesome satire
The binary is undefeated.
David Bowie and a
CONKER ! lol
Non-Binary daughters
I clicked on this faster than Anakin blew up the Death Star...
Darn, I always thought Watto blew up the Death Star for spare parts.
HAHAH@@TheNefastor
@@darksoles1305 plus, Watto is immune to Jedi mind tricks, that's why Vader said "it's as if he's protected by the Force". That's why this makes sense. And you know he's fallen on hard times after "Ani" left for Corruscant, so he had a real motive to scavenge.
YIPPIEEEEEEE!!!
In my head cannon, rey blew up the deathstar. And she said, (British voice) "take that imperialists! That's what you get for subjugating all those refugees!"
Ok for a terrible moment I thought you were serious. But thank goodness sarcasm is NOT a lost art. Well Done!
First time here, right?
@@TerrorFront. Me too, tbh. I deadass saw the title and clicked on it just to prepare a whole essay about why the show is trash.
@@mrreyes5004lmao same
My only complaint is that it needed more Force Scissoring.
foremost i would cast some pretty actresses
That was in the deleted scenes.
Force tribbing the power of three wait many 😂
Nah that's banned. Cuts the string!
They rlly were gonna hit climax with the "power of many" 💀
I can’t lie, Master Tokyo took me out🤣🤣🤣 I was not expecting that
Nobody expects the Nipponian Inquisition!
"Master Seoul"...how did no one make that connection brfore? Brilliant.
That 5-foot-nothing padawan taking on a sith who just killed 6 Jedi knights…. Totally believable
....with next to no formal training, a la Mary Sue Rey .Cause " girl boss" .
Her adamantium skeleton and healing power gave her an edge.
With the power of the Force, all things are possible.
Size matters not.
1v5 no problem...but 1v1 with a strong women... he had no chance 😅
And when we needed him the least he re-appeared
Just remember: The same people that used to bully kids for liking star wars, DND,etc are now in charge of it. They bullied nerds, nerd culture became cool, hip and mainstream. They inserted themselves in, took control, stopped using "dork/nerd/geek" as an insult and replaced it with 'incel.' *GATEKEEP YOUR HOBBIES AND INTERESTS or watch it tank.*
Not really. These people r just losers.
And or get a hobby they can't control- Hunting, fishing, riding motorcycles. All things that represent masculinity and freedom.
@@spartanx169x Cringe af.
Geek culture isn't popular. You just live in echo chambers built by other nerds and you think that means everyone likes you.
They don't. I played plenty of D&D. Nobody called me a nerd because they knew I'd use my firewood hands on their face in a rather jockish manner.
Gatekeep your hobbies.. lol, nah.. just grow a set and ignore what other people do while you do yours. It's not hard.
@@camojoe83 How can one ignore what other people do when your hobby is invaded and they actively seek out positions of power over your hobby? Like collecting anime figures? Well too bad. The feminists came and harassed all the companies to stop having skimpy dressed figures. Like playing magic the gathering? Too bad, they came in and implemented a bunch of dumb rules you have to follow or else you get kicked out of the space.
If geek culture isn't popular than why is marvel the biggest franchise ever? Never seen so many face palm inducing wrong statements spoken so matter of factly :/
If by masterpiece you mean the masterpiece I've just unleashed in my toilets then yes it is THE Masterpiece
well spoken ma dude. i agree to 107%.
So uh did you actually watch the video? Lol
@@Tabarnako Yeah and I agree to 126% to the video
143,7%
"Master Tokyo" You're killing me.
It's such a stunning and brave masterpiece that Wookiepedia hears the call. All will be retconned and rewritten to make sure that The Acolyte not only happened but ensure that the Prequels are nothing but lies.
We can only dream
I very much doubt it. Wookiepedia is doing that virtue-signaling, performative bs with the rainbow colors on the logo. What a bunch of clowns.
@@LeftJoystickyou’re reading comprehension sucks
@@LeftJoystickThat site fired three admins who worked on the site since like 2007 because they didn't mindless support (INSERT CURRENT THING THAT TOTALLY WON'T BECOME A SLIPPERY SLOPE).
@@LeftJoystick Thats a common pratice. It is, of course, as you say, performative and such companies offer no real support to the communities they espouse to help. Id love to see any of those donate to chariteis that help such people with real needs. Medical care, housing, etc. No? Just rainbow colors on an easily editited website. Got it.
I owe Jar Jar an apology.
This show went Checkmark Supernova
“The Acolyte,
does everything right,
As long as you’re not male,
straight,
or white.”
Or a Star Wars fan lol
Beat me to it@@vampirecount3880
I don't think real Star Wars fans of any color like this.
he forgot to mention that your brain have to shut down completly like after 15 min without oxygen. then im sure its truely a masterpiece.
@@Ghost_Hybrid Yeah, im a brown guy from Brazil and i totally agree
Directed by Harvey Weinstein’s favorite assistant
I call him Harva the Hutt. Thanks to him, Leslye Headland got her sexist misandry authentically. She also got sufficient compromat on Disney execs to make her unfireable. I admit that's speculation; the only evidence I have is Headland's continued employment.
This was directed? I couldnt tell. They all acted like it was a stage rehersal and from a first draft script.
@@NathanielHellerstein How did she get involved with disney to begin with? I mean outside of any conspiriacy theories. ANd good on you for admitting you are as genuinely clueless as everyone else. Speculation is good and well, but Id like to know why and how this sub par hack got anywhere near star wars and pitching it as a "gay story". The acoylte had no healthy relationships in it at all. It just had a bunch of abusers willing to kill and lie to each other. Since when is that compelling story telling worth our time?
If I could get this guy to do a running commentary for all the episodes of The Alcolyte, I would watch everyone.
The love child of David Bowie...and a pineapple!!! 😂😂😂
"David Bowie and a pineapple"🤣
You're so pretty...
This show is a true revolution by showing the world how strong the power of maaaaanyyyyyyyy really is. Another golden egg from Mickey.
don't forget "the power of one" and "the power of two" to build up the legendary move "the power of manyyyy" (that thing was probably the most cringe thing star wars has ever seen)
@@Rick.0472 Every time I hear that bloody idiotic chant the only thing that goes through my head is the Troll drummer from the Band with Rocks In from Terry Pratchett's Soul Music. Because Trolls in Discworld are monumentally stupid they can't count. So every time he counted the band in for a song instead of the normal 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 it went 1, 2, 1, 2 many, lots.
Yes, a terd wrapped in gold foil is just that. A TERD!
"I don't care what they tell you in school, Mon Mothma and Mara Jade scissored hard and somehow had a Force baby!"
The greatest lines featured on The Acolyte:
This lightsaber is literal perfection.
It will be, when it fits inside a woman.
LMFAO
Clever...man so clever!
This is why dry British humor is so loved.
My grandmother told me _"I don't care what they teach you in school, Star Wars is Gay"_
My love for Disney's inclusion and diversity just went sky high, just like their stock price
Star wars went from a movie about a war in space to lesbian witches.
What a time to be alive
... and lame.
@@vampirecount3880😊
General Paris. Commander Berlin. Admiral London. Colonel Delhi. Captain Perth. Lieutenant Ottawa. Brigadier Beijing. Major Moscow.
Admiral Amsterdam and Lieutenant London would be a better alliteration
@@TheSuperappelflap Awesome Amsterdam.
@@Ragitsu fuck amsterdam
Finally someone sees this masterpiece for what it truly is!
YAAS YAAS
belongs to the trash
SKSSKKSSKSKKSKSKS
"So of course he's called Seoul" you're killing me smalls! 😂
HE LIVES!!! The Woke Critic has returned 🎉
Best comment
Like Palpatine
The acolyte has awoken him from his slumber
Praise Seoul!
Somehow...
I could sense a disturbance in the sarcasm, It was as if all creation cried out in agony...
"A planet of alien lesbians" honestly sounds pretty rad out of context.
Yep. If they would focus on telling good stories and not pushing agendas, no one would care about them including stuff like that.
The only proof one needs of this are the older Star Trek shows. They have tons of episodes that dealt with social issues. The difference there is the “message” didn’t feel forced, and the writers were actually skilled.
Disney’s Star Wars quite literally turned me into a Star Trek fan lol. New Trek is pretty trash, but still not as trash as Disney SW.
Futarama and Rick and Morty did it right,
Death by snu snu
@@dannygahs The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
That has been done. Mars Needs Women. Queen of Outer Space. Others as well.
this parody reaches levels that even KK couldn't imagine... ty
Check out "Yoda cancels the Acolyte". A short but hilarious parody.
HOW IS THIS CHANNEL NOT AT A MILLION PLUS SUBS! It's genius, hilarious and well-written thank you sir!
The sarcasm is strong with this one
Being able to headbutt a lightsaber is Insane ngl
They did WUT?? 😳
And deactivated it too. That was sick af 😂
Best move of the entire fight scenes so far
Well, that's the only real canon thing in the whole series. Those helmet and arm brace are made from cortosis - the material that short-circuits lightsabers.
@@wdeltagOh damn, I didn't know that, awesome to finally see it, shame it had to be in *this* show
'Vegan Annie Lennox' 😂
Proof you can eat too many greens.
That's legit the funniest acolyte video I've watched. Thanks for bringing it like that it's refreshing and funny AF
His sarcasm and light feminist anger is soo funny 😂 as his name implies he explains things in a woke way its top tier comedyw
"The Power of One, The Power of Two, The Power of TUUUUUNNNNAAAAA!!!!
😂
Amandla got her dance moves from her father's side.
Lmao it’s like a bizarre mix of both sides. Ending in a very erratic ugly thing
and she would say that's racist because she doesn't want anyone to know her father is white
Dancing ? You mean that wasn't epilepsy ?
That was "dancing?" I thought it was a PSA educating us on how to identify epileptic seizures!
That's from both sides.
When I saw Master Tokyo. I died 😂😂
I've never seen a brand stick such a large middle to its customers. It'd be like if McDonalds turned its entire menu vegan
Imagine a female that tried to kill her sister but ended up killing their whole family blaming everyone but herself. Typical
As a left-wing lesbian:
Yeah I am EXTREMELY embarrassed by this.
You want to do LGBTQ stuff right? Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch From Mercury.
Diversity isn't shoehorned in for the sake of it, the two main characters just happen to be gay and nobody treats that like a big deal.
I don't want anything about my identity to be a "big deal" to anyone. Take notes, Disney.
Dude! I’ve been waiting for this more than any other commentary 😂
Finally a UA-cam critic who understands television and sees this show for the masterpiece it is.
The Power of One! The Power of Two! The power of Flopping!!
What a brave and stunning review
Truly a masterpiece of all time
I cried at the end 😭😭
I laught so hard at Master Tokyo joke, that it have healed my pneumonia.
8:21 You fookin killed me mate. Cheers!
"Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Mickius the diverse?"
"Dad, I just wanted help with my homework?"
"He was able to cast actresses in roles many considered to be .. . UNNNNatural"
". . ."
". . ."
"I miss JarJar"
Truly we live in the golden age of pop culture. Unfortunately great art has a price. Every episode costs 2 Godzilla minus Ones. And stacking Star Wars toys at Ollie’s doesn’t pay the bills
"A mean plot pie..." Roared with laughter on that one.
How does Woke Critic have only 49k subscribers?? This is the most brilliant channel on UA-cam.
The critical drinker is hilarious.
On all of UA-cam...hm
People don't get sarcasm
How did i miss this? This is funny beyond comparision.
ohhhhh i get it, satire! how lovely :) i literally almost didn't click because of the channel and title but then i thought.. Either it's a really hilarious joke, or super hilarious cope, and i was right! keep up the hilarious work dude, subbed! 😂
To be fair I already knew it was awesome, but one cannot be sure without your confirmation. Welcome back!
There will probably be a General Tso Chicken at some point.
Love your sarcasm
Well, you took your fine time shooting out this vid but we're glad you eluded the grasp of the DEI Empire...
Satire done right. 2:50 "and a pineapple" caught me completely off guard. Cracked me up! 🤣
4:07 Nice reference! Honestly. Generally good references all over the board! Adding to favorites.
I have missed you😂😂😂 welcome back🎉 FROM DENMARK WITH LOVE 🤗
When people are so used to being privileged, equality can feel like discrimination
Facts.
you gaslight
Even with the Acolyte, woke still hasn't gone far enough. By it's very nature, woke can never go too far.
Correct, it can by it's nature, never be " Woke" enough, and will continue to grow in it's absurdity in order to survive. We have not even begun to see the true power of the Woke Side.
That was witty and frankly hilarious. Thanks you :)
Look if Smile-o Ren doesn’t notice that foreshadowed tattoo from Episode 1, all is truly lost. 😂
"Master Tokyo" had me laughing so hard excellent
I am proud to be a Gay, Non-Binary, Gender Fluid, Black Vegan Palestinian living in Today's World. Everyone worships me. 🙂
Your a god , i mean a godess, sorry they godesses !
Not disabled, so basically a part of the patriarchy.
What was it Qui-Gon Jinn said? “There’s always another checkbox…”
I didn't expect to meet the ULTIMATE LIFEFORM in the comment section
If I am interpreting your comment correctly, everything you listed is something or someone you dislike. Why the antipathy towards Palestinians? How random.
@@Ragitsu Don't be Racist. Bow down to Palestine you infidel. 🙂
"I like this one. He's funny"
In fairness, the show finally did one thing right. It was canceled.
If we had watched The Acolyte on Disney+ as much as we had watched the reviews on UA-cam, it would have crossed a billion views. It's over....
My head touch the back of my feet when he say "Vegan Annie Lennox"
Acolyte is a perfect disaster. Probably best from the time some dudes in Chernobyl decided to try some new teories on a working reactor.
Just checked a few days ago to make sure I didnt get unsubbed. Welcome back!!
You have been gone too long,brother. Good to see you back!
the only shill i trust!
Awesome writing dude!!!!🤌❤
Lightsaber haircut ground breaking.
Remember how girls try not to burn their hair with an iron?
So glad I’ve only ever seen the original movie.
oh sarcasm supreme 😛
2:34 DUDE! I was eating! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
3 months!!!?
..totally forgiven.
Sexism has decreased by 53% since The Acolyte’s debut…
Enough about heroes, Star Wars Acolyte brought us the sheroes
Amazing show. They spent their 180 million budget well. I hope they make 10 more seasons. 😂
My barber said he loved the Acolyte show. I’m currently searching for a new barber.
If you judge people by what the do the people who made star wars are super super racist and super super sexist. When will people learn reverse racism is just that racism and the same goes for sexism.
The Scissor Witches need their own spin-off musical. 😂
The power of Woke.
The power of dumb.
The power of Stuuuuupiiiiid.
Thanks for this, glad to see you back.
He's Back!!
and he's black
Diversity is our strength
The power of one way of thought,
The power of more than two genders,
The power of money.
So in a galaxy where all diff species gets along, they somehow don't accept the alphabet witches, is because they are annoying AF?
even the vacuum of space rejects them
Met Kelnacca during my Imperial unit’s scouting expedition on Kashyyyk. He was nothing but a young Wookie back then, but his family greeted us with open arms. Even then, he still made a mean fucking pot pie. RIP, Kelnacca. I will never forget you or your sacred recipe.
YOU COME BACK!
How did this video not cross 50k likes??? Unforgivable