STAR WARS HISHE Cartoon Compilation Volume Two

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
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    -------------Previous Episodes-------------------
    Super Cafe - The Next Knight Rises
    • Super Cafe - The Next ...
    How Terminator Dark Fate Should Have Ended
    • How "TERMINATOR DARK F...
    The Rise of Skywalker HISHE Review
    • The Rise of Skywalker ...
    HISHE Dubs - The Last Jedi
    • HISHE Dubs - Star Wars...
    How Jumanji Should Have Ended
    • How Jumanji: Welcome t...
    How Joker Should Have Ended
    • How "JOKER" Should Hav...
    HISHE Dubs - Frozen
    • HISHE Dubs - Frozen (C...
    Super Cafe - Duh Plus
    • Super Cafe - Duh Plus
    Endgame HISHE Dubs
    • HISHE Dubs - Avengers ...
    How IT Chapter Two Should Have Ended
    • How IT Chapter Two Sho...
    Villain Pub - Return of the Palps
    • Villain Pub - Return o...
    How Godzilla King of the Monsters Should Have Ended
    • How Godzilla King of t...
    How Spider-Man Far From Home Should Have Ended
    • How Spider-Man Far Fro...
    Spider-Man FFH HISHE Bonus Features
    • Bonus Features | Spide...
    How Captain America Should Have Returned the Stones
    • How Captain America Sh...
    How Lion King Should Have Ended
    • How The Lion King Shou...
    How Endgame Should Have Ended
    • How Avengers Endgame S...
    Endgame Alternate HISHE
    • Avengers Endgame Alter...
    How Venom Should Have Ended
    • How Venom Should Have ...
    How Aladdin Should Have Ended
    • How Aladdin Should Hav...
    Spider-Man Far From Home Trailer HISHE
    • Spider-Man Far From Ho...
    How Shazam! Should Have Ended
    • How Shazam Should Have...
    How Bumblebee Should Have Ended
    • How Bumblebee Should H...
    Avengers Endgame HISHE Review
    • Avengers Endgame - HIS...
    Captain Marvel HISHE
    • How Captain Marvel Sho...
    Avengers Infinity War - HISHE Dubs
    • HISHE Dubs - Avengers ...
    How Avengers Infinity War Should Have Ended
    • How Avengers Infinity ...
    How Fantastic Beasts Should Have Ended
    • How Fantastic Beasts a...
    How Incredibles 2 Should Have Ended
    • How Incredibles 2 Shou...
    Villain Pub - Trick or Treat
    • Villain Pub - Trick or...
    How Ant-Man and The Wasp Should Have Ended
    • How Ant-Man and the Wa...
    HISHE Horror Compilation
    • HISHE Horror Compilation
    How Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom Should Have Ended
    • How Jurassic World Fal...
    Predator HISHE Dubs
    • HISHE Dubs - Predator ...
    How The Venom Trailer Should Have Ended
    • How The Venom Trailer ...
    Super Cafe - Teens and Titans
    • Super Cafe: Teens and ...
    How Deadpool 2 Should Have Ended
    • How “DEADPOOL 2” Shoul...
    Infinity War Alternate HISHE
    • Infinity War Alternate...
    The Last Jedi Lego Summary
    • Star Wars: The Last Je...
    Jurassic World Alternate HISHE
    • Jurassic World Alterna...
    Jurassic World - Comedy Recap (HISHE Dubs)
    • HISHE Dubs - Jurassic ...
    Oceans Over 40 Trailer
    • Ocean's Over 40 | Offi...
    How Black Panther Should Have Ended
    • How Black Panther Shou...
    Villain Pub - The Dead Pool
    • Villain Pub - The Dead...
    How Justice League Should Have Ended
    • How Justice League Sho...
    How Star Wars The Last Jedi Should Have Ended
    • How Star Wars The Last...
    How Thor Ragnarok Should Have Ended
    • How Thor Ragnarok Shou...
    How Spider-Man Homecoming Should Have Ended
    • How Spider-Man Homecom...
    Avengers Infinity War and Beyond (Toy Story Mashup)
    • Avengers: Infinity War...
    How IT Should Have Ended
    • How IT Should Have Ended
    How The Incredibles Should Have Ended
    • How The Incredibles Sh...
    Villain Pub - Penny For Your Fears
    • Villain Pub - Penny Fo...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 3,4 тис.

  • @Walshy1817
    @Walshy1817 4 роки тому +3119

    It always ends with Vader or anikan screaming “IM A FATHER” or “IM A GRANDFATHER” I love it

    • @SUIIIII__
      @SUIIIII__ 4 роки тому +60

      When you spell anakin wrong

    • @blackstarxd2031
      @blackstarxd2031 4 роки тому +27

      Ever heard about the Story of Darth Plagueis the wise?

    • @great-one0389
      @great-one0389 3 роки тому +33

      “I have a daughter TOO!?”

    • @jaydenpirie3945
      @jaydenpirie3945 3 роки тому +23

      DO YoU WAnT TO TElL EVeRyONe

    • @yoonjungchoi9425
      @yoonjungchoi9425 3 роки тому +15

      Imagine spelling anakin wrong

  • @cinamon_bagel7985
    @cinamon_bagel7985 4 роки тому +5861

    Anakin cheering about his family members is the best recurring joke in the Starwars Hishe series

    • @ZanTeth55
      @ZanTeth55 4 роки тому +83

      It really is.

    • @bamma4
      @bamma4 4 роки тому +161

      im going to be a father!!!! - thats my boy!!!!

    • @iigamingkinq
      @iigamingkinq 4 роки тому +115

      He's got a daughter, a son, a grandson and granddaughter in law ( Rey )

    • @Aidan-zc8wx
      @Aidan-zc8wx 4 роки тому +46

      It even pops up in Guardians of the Galaxy volume 2 HISHIE

    • @Aidan-zc8wx
      @Aidan-zc8wx 4 роки тому +22

      @@iigamingkinq Technically wouldn't Rey be related to him via blood? Palpatine made Anikan and also Rey is related to Palps???

  • @speedstick8981
    @speedstick8981 2 роки тому +505

    Anakin just screaming “THAT’S MY BOY!” Is so heartwarming.

  • @puns-here
    @puns-here 4 роки тому +1138

    "Hi Ben"
    "Grandfather"
    I totally lost it there🤣

  • @MannMannMannMann
    @MannMannMannMann 4 роки тому +1706

    Anakin: THAT'S MY BOY!
    *[Everybody liked that]*

  • @hpzhop54
    @hpzhop54 3 роки тому +481

    You're portrayal of Anakin is hilarious and wholesome all at the same time. I love it.

  • @logangster5246
    @logangster5246 4 роки тому +2121

    Palpatine: “my granddaughter is so powerful”
    Anakin: *gasps* “ YOU HAVE A GRANDDAUGHTER!!!”

  • @williamnagore642
    @williamnagore642 4 роки тому +2109

    Palpatine: “I’m afraid all your pathetic theories will be obliterated when episode 9 arrives” episode 9: literally all of that happens

    • @ZanTeth55
      @ZanTeth55 4 роки тому +129

      Can't believe that HISHE predicted E9 before it came out. Though then again, they made some pretty good predictions in the past as well.

    • @sven518-7
      @sven518-7 4 роки тому +43

      Execute order 66 likes.
      It will be done my lord

    • @amirtheweirdo2189
      @amirtheweirdo2189 4 роки тому +43

      it's scary hishe even predicted palpatine would be a clone

    • @shadowwolf8496
      @shadowwolf8496 4 роки тому +3

      Too true

    • @arael3702
      @arael3702 4 роки тому +2

      Where
      Time stamp please

  • @robertcaie8157
    @robertcaie8157 2 роки тому +261

    It's pretty sad when all the theories the villains pumped out sounded better then what actually happens

  • @Springrhino4041
    @Springrhino4041 4 роки тому +3128

    “execute order ‘fall and go splat’” Anakin is the best in this series.

  • @papiJenobri
    @papiJenobri 4 роки тому +735

    “What is with you and lightning all of a sudden?”
    “A Sith I have become. Hm hm hm hm.”

    • @A_Random_Hippo
      @A_Random_Hippo 4 роки тому +6

      ikr

    • @lukeskywalker978
      @lukeskywalker978 4 роки тому +9

      Well that would explain why Yoda keeps throwing my steel toe boots at me btw those are my riding boots

    • @randomman495
      @randomman495 4 роки тому +5

      @Anakin Skywalker ITS A TRAP

    • @sarahkolk1961
      @sarahkolk1961 3 роки тому +4

      Well he did say do or do not there is no try
      And he also said only sith deal in absolutes

    • @laxyajena4735
      @laxyajena4735 2 роки тому

      @@lukeskywalker978 hello there

  • @Joe-km5ou
    @Joe-km5ou 3 роки тому +121

    Best part was when Luke said:
    “I learned it from watching you!” And Anakin cheered “That’s my boy!”

  • @ronanmccabe8157
    @ronanmccabe8157 4 роки тому +2664

    I want to congratulate Hishe on being able to do all 9 main star wars films so well done to the team thanks guys yous are awesome!👍

  • @Barrie96
    @Barrie96 4 роки тому +3262

    We need “How The Mandalorian Should Have Ended”
    Anakin: YOU’RE A GRANDFATHER TOO YODA???”

    • @tristanagramonte8361
      @tristanagramonte8361 4 роки тому +63

      Well a father

    • @yashkale1689
      @yashkale1689 4 роки тому +29

      yoda grandpa age man

    • @mannybolivar3627
      @mannybolivar3627 4 роки тому +21

      ITS YOUR A FATHER TO YODA

    • @raptorman4035
      @raptorman4035 4 роки тому +6

      TRUE

    • @flamethereploid1352
      @flamethereploid1352 4 роки тому +61

      Yoda: oh no discovered my fatherhood is!!!!!
      Obi wan: wait who is the mother?!?!
      Yaddle(female yoda)’s force ghost: uh me it is not....
      Yoda: lying she is
      Yaddle:sh*t!!!
      Mando: wut??!!??
      Baby yoda: mama! Papa!

  • @Tiresias55
    @Tiresias55 3 роки тому +63

    26:34 "No no, Brian, stop, Brian! You're pitchy. It's Ra ma ha ha ma ha! and you're going like Ra ma ha ha ra ha! see the difference?" Don't know why this tickled me so much. I love Brian's whisper gibberish response.

  • @kakakaka3219
    @kakakaka3219 4 роки тому +1884

    Ben: Why’d you cut off my hand!!
    Rey: Skywalker tradition pal.

    • @menace6734
      @menace6734 3 роки тому +23

      Lol true. Surprised they haven’t cut it at birth at this point 😂😂😂

    • @xd_mystyyyyy
      @xd_mystyyyyy 3 роки тому +17

      @@menace6734 2 Reasons not to do that.
      1. They’re BABIES.
      2. They’d probably grow out of their robotic limbs by toddlerhood.

    • @wardo3218
      @wardo3218 3 роки тому +5

      True

    • @wardo3218
      @wardo3218 3 роки тому +5

      Damming pressed it again

    • @F1nn._.
      @F1nn._. 3 роки тому +4

      Yeeeee

  • @captainvadergaming4696
    @captainvadergaming4696 4 роки тому +667

    "We could be related!" Snoke is Darth Plagueis! Rey is Obi-Wan's granddaughter!
    Remember those days?

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 роки тому +22

      Tyler Prather yep.
      I remember back when I predicted that Phasma was Luke’s daughter and that DJ was Hux’s replacement.😅

    • @winterfallstudios7101
      @winterfallstudios7101 4 роки тому +16

      Before the rise of skywalker snoke could have been plagueis

    • @kyloren8209
      @kyloren8209 4 роки тому +7

      Actually smoke is mace windu

    • @tristanagramonte8361
      @tristanagramonte8361 4 роки тому +3

      @@kyloren8209 that's true

    • @jlord5078
      @jlord5078 4 роки тому +6

      Personally, I would have made Rey the Descendent of Darth Revan and Bastila Shan.

  • @ChimpWithaHandGrenade
    @ChimpWithaHandGrenade 3 роки тому +1732

    Honestly, Rey being Obi-wan’s granddaughter would have been SOOOOOOOOOO much better!

    • @d4rthreversx772
      @d4rthreversx772 3 роки тому +85

      I disagree i think that Disney should have found something better than her being Palpatines granddaughter. But Obi wan had an extremely low midiclorian count and only became a master because of years of dedication but still wouldn’t be a match for Palpatine so it wouldn’t make sense if obi-wans granddaughter who didn’t spend half as much time as obi wan training would be able to defeat an extremely powerful 19000 midiclorian sith lord

    • @thewanderingwriter4448
      @thewanderingwriter4448 3 роки тому +96

      @@d4rthreversx772 I'm thinking that Rey should have been a descendant of Qui-Gon. It would be a cool call back to the Jedi introduced in the First episode of Star Wars, and probably change Palpatine's survival into a force ghost who attempts to possess Ben until Rey saved him or something to that extent.

    • @d4rthreversx772
      @d4rthreversx772 3 роки тому +32

      @@thewanderingwriter4448 i haven’t heard of qui-gons lover is that legends? But more than anything i think that Plagueis should have been the main antagonist like he could have been a sith ghost and learn how to create life for himself and made a new body (snoke) thats not too far fetched because plaguies has been mentioned in the films so casual viewers would understand who he was.

    • @maxwellpriore3579
      @maxwellpriore3579 3 роки тому +28

      @@d4rthreversx772 Havent heard of palpatine's lover either

    • @bigman3235
      @bigman3235 3 роки тому +9

      @@maxwellpriore3579 in legends someone injects her self with palpatines DNA

  • @tylerisgoat2796
    @tylerisgoat2796 4 роки тому +883

    "Dad look what I can do!"
    *Hits Palpatine with space junk*
    "I learned from watching you!"
    "THATS MY BOY"

  • @09_CRAZY
    @09_CRAZY 4 роки тому +1403

    “Hold on, you can use the force AND hold a lightsaber after your dead?”
    “Yes.”
    Yeah because ghosts are a solid.

  • @watdafrick9369
    @watdafrick9369 3 роки тому +157

    I love how anakin gets so excited when he hears about some of the characters is a father/grandfather

  • @scripsiabiete
    @scripsiabiete 4 роки тому +657

    Anakin being so happy about him and other people having a child/grandchild just lights up my day he just has so much happiness I'm getting second hand happiness

  • @mayumi-chan8593
    @mayumi-chan8593 4 роки тому +373

    28:10 this is so cute, seeing Force Ghost Anakin hug his family is really adorable. Padmé never was a Force Ghost and they’re all he has, so seeing him give them affection really is adorable.

    • @F1nn._.
      @F1nn._. 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah I loved that aswell

    • @chrisvoiers8729
      @chrisvoiers8729 3 роки тому +6

      Padme she was also using the force so it would make sense for her to be a force ghost as well I learnt that she had higher medical orians than Anakin did so she would be the chosen one and not him

    • @JohnyMiko
      @JohnyMiko 3 роки тому +7

      @@chrisvoiers8729 anakin has the highest mediclioarans

    • @chrisvoiers8729
      @chrisvoiers8729 3 роки тому +6

      @@JohnyMiko no actually if you watch Star Wars Theory he actually proves that she has the highest medical Orion count but she doesn't know

    • @ChaosSamurai
      @ChaosSamurai Рік тому +1

      @@JohnyMiko*midichlorians (I’m sorry)

  • @raelynnhampson9193
    @raelynnhampson9193 3 роки тому +66

    Liea: ready the ‘Right Back Atcha’ commander!
    Commander: ‘Right Back Atcha’, comin’ Atcha!
    I was dead at this point 😂

  • @markabbazia2339
    @markabbazia2339 4 роки тому +237

    Anakin and Ben being stoked at each other’s existence is wholesome af

  • @anniesegoviano428
    @anniesegoviano428 4 роки тому +187

    0:04 - Force Awakens
    4:25 - Alternate Force Awakens
    6:18 - The Last Jedi
    13:04 - Solo
    16:50 - Villain Pub
    22:52 - The Rise of Skywalker

  • @cornishphilosopher
    @cornishphilosopher 3 роки тому +58

    0:04 Opening crawl
    0:14 The Force Awakens
    5:03 The Force Awakens, The Alternative HISHE
    06:18 The Last Jedi
    13:03 Slimey Snake Monster Lady/Solo: A HISHE Story
    16:50 Return of the Palps (Villan Pub)
    23:05 Rise of Skywalker

  • @LionRoar74
    @LionRoar74 4 роки тому +547

    Anakin/Vader is so hilarious in these with his gags! They make me laugh every time!
    Ep 3: I'm gonna be a father!
    Rogue One: Dad Jokes
    Ep 5: I have a son!
    Ep 6: I have a daughter! It's twins!
    Ep 7: I have a grandson, too!
    Ep 8: Obi-Wan, you're a grandfather, too!
    Ep 9: You have a granddaughter? Palp is a Grandpappy!

  • @addisonhall5027
    @addisonhall5027 4 роки тому +689

    "I don't seem to remember ever selling my granddaughter for drinking money." Your right Kenobi, you sold her for deathstick money.

    • @addisonhall5027
      @addisonhall5027 4 роки тому +17

      @Sanat Ranadive he sold baby yoda for ketamine. 😂

    • @edwardmiessner6502
      @edwardmiessner6502 4 роки тому +8

      I can now imagine old Obi-Wan taking a drag first when he's introducing Luke to the force and again in the Cantina.

    • @mad5058
      @mad5058 4 роки тому +4

      Rafael Enriquez no he sold her for another fine addition to his collection

    • @johnwebber5050
      @johnwebber5050 4 роки тому +6

      Addison Hall I thought he would sell her for a mountain so he always has the high ground

    • @ammarpratama1203
      @ammarpratama1203 4 роки тому +3

      @@johnwebber5050 I think it's hard to argue with your assesment

  • @Extremegamer-eo8up
    @Extremegamer-eo8up 3 роки тому +240

    Ahsoka: Palpatine got busy?
    Me: AHSOKA WHY!

    • @traegoins6903
      @traegoins6903 3 роки тому +30

      That honestly is something that would be hilarious for her to say in an official production lmao.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 2 роки тому +8

      "Oh yes..... goooooood..yeeeessssssss....."

    • @daniellehildreth1186
      @daniellehildreth1186 7 місяців тому

      ​@@berengustav7714 oh dear God.

  • @Nate-sr2gg
    @Nate-sr2gg 4 роки тому +475

    Luke: what is it with you and lightning all the sudden
    Yoda: Imagine dragons, I have listened to

  • @VxlvetCece
    @VxlvetCece 4 роки тому +970

    I absolutely adore how the hishe jedi wield their lightsabers like they're baseball bats. LIke forget soresu, makashi, juyo, etc.... the preferred style is bonk.
    it's fantastic

  • @LexTan
    @LexTan Рік тому +67

    "Is that my GRANDFATHER?"
    "HI BEN!!!!!"
    LMAO

  • @obi-wan1050
    @obi-wan1050 4 роки тому +667

    *"That's my boy"*
    -The Chosen One 2020

    • @aliddda328
      @aliddda328 4 роки тому +15

      Luke: what is with you and lightning all of a sudden
      Yoda: laughs in yoda

    • @Sprite_thefilmnerd
      @Sprite_thefilmnerd 4 роки тому +7

      Even though he’s younger than his own son

    • @melissaperpar3408
      @melissaperpar3408 4 роки тому

      I don't like that choice

    • @aliddda328
      @aliddda328 4 роки тому

      @@melissaperpar3408 you mean choosing anakin as the chosen one
      Yes he was not worthy enough

    • @DogeCop
      @DogeCop 4 роки тому

      Hey general

  • @09_CRAZY
    @09_CRAZY 4 роки тому +1370

    “Did we just become best friends?”
    “Yep.”
    “Did we just forget we were being shot at?”
    “Yep.”

    • @Enby_Wendigo
      @Enby_Wendigo 4 роки тому +16

      I am the physical embodiment of the second line but I have no friends so the first line doesn’t apply to me

    • @ProbablyYikes
      @ProbablyYikes 4 роки тому +9

      @@Enby_Wendigo Yep.

    • @erlenmeyer4810
      @erlenmeyer4810 4 роки тому +7

      Wow, you watched the video just like everyone else!

    • @minister_britain6124
      @minister_britain6124 4 роки тому +5

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    • @cherellehaftt1420
      @cherellehaftt1420 4 роки тому +4

      "Did we just died"
      "Yep"

  • @AmVolt220
    @AmVolt220 2 роки тому +49

    I like how Luke is old and Anakin is still in his tenage form

  • @plipplopproductions4347
    @plipplopproductions4347 4 роки тому +76

    Ok, Anakin saying "That's ma boy!!!!" to Luke is one of the greatest things ever.

  • @kermitlikestea3674
    @kermitlikestea3674 4 роки тому +959

    The best part about the whole thing is like Anakin going crazy about everyone having grandkids!
    Anybody: Yeah I have a grandkid
    Anakin: OOOOOOOHH YOU HAVE A GRANDKID?!! This is AMAZING!!!

  • @ConfusedSpaceRaptor
    @ConfusedSpaceRaptor 2 роки тому +37

    Anakin saying "THATS MY BOY!" Is just too good

  • @cyborgbob1017
    @cyborgbob1017 4 роки тому +148

    “They aren’t using speeders-They’re using-space horses!........Really?”
    This really should’ve been in the movie!

  • @gemma2547
    @gemma2547 4 роки тому +943

    best bit
    "You're hot"
    "We could be related!"
    "Never bothered me before"

  • @winglessmecha
    @winglessmecha 4 роки тому +100

    "Bring me the precious"
    "PRECIOUS!!!!!"
    Still my favorite line

  • @ItsAce671
    @ItsAce671 4 роки тому +578

    I love how Rey just starts handing out lightsabers and going “You get a lightsaber! And you get a lightsaber!” And when she gets to Yoda and just went “You don’t need a lightsaber.” She knows how powerful yoda is

    • @ricardo.compere8504
      @ricardo.compere8504 3 роки тому +20

      I mean brought down a bolt of lightning with ease

    • @ricardo.compere8504
      @ricardo.compere8504 3 роки тому +1

      I mean brought down a bolt of lightning with ease

    • @F1nn._.
      @F1nn._. 3 роки тому

      Yeah lol

    • @michaeljiang5529
      @michaeljiang5529 3 роки тому +4

      It might be a reference to the hishe phantom menace video

    • @snookerdooker471
      @snookerdooker471 Рік тому

      Cus yoda is so op and he could just use lightning on the giant star destroyers to destroy them 😂

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 роки тому +34

    4:57
    I love how Han didn't even stand there awkwardly and try to make sense of what's happening. He just said "Nope, fu¢k this !" and just walked outta there after one glance

  • @danieltsiprun8080
    @danieltsiprun8080 4 роки тому +148

    "Aahh Leia is going to be pissed"
    That line gets me every time.

  • @goodseedwellnessco.707
    @goodseedwellnessco.707 4 роки тому +367

    Ray: we could be related
    Luke: never bothered me
    Me: sweet home Alabama

  • @jordanlcarroll
    @jordanlcarroll 3 роки тому +37

    “Leia’s gonna be pissed” LOLLLLL.

  • @CuppaTeaExe
    @CuppaTeaExe 4 роки тому +389

    He’s Darth Plagueis
    Obi wan being Ray’s grandfather
    Those didn’t age well

    • @stupidstuff3430
      @stupidstuff3430 4 роки тому +6

      Rey

    • @Elmirien1977
      @Elmirien1977 4 роки тому +3

      I miss them.

    • @beeninja2539
      @beeninja2539 4 роки тому +7

      It was almost true as well, just a few characters off

    • @trevor3013
      @trevor3013 4 роки тому +4

      Aged better than what we actually got sadly

    • @PotterheadMando
      @PotterheadMando 4 роки тому

      @@beeninja2539 So it was... from a certain point of view. lol

  • @bellegy7901
    @bellegy7901 4 роки тому +276

    Kylo ,"AH! WHY DID YOU CUT OFF MY HAND!" Rey ," Every Skywalker has to lose a hand."

    • @Harmony-wj8ji
      @Harmony-wj8ji 4 роки тому +35

      Anakin: Hands
      Luke: Hand
      Leia: Han

    • @Maliq28
      @Maliq28 4 роки тому +9

      losing ur hand is needed to be qualified to become a skywalker

    • @Cubsfan_75
      @Cubsfan_75 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @lordium1848
      @lordium1848 3 роки тому

      @@Harmony-wj8ji Anakin every limb, Luke hand, leia Han

    • @TacticalHunt
      @TacticalHunt 3 роки тому +1

      but kylo ren is not a skywalker, he is Ben Solo

  • @jeditempleguard3285
    @jeditempleguard3285 3 роки тому +14

    Palps is a loving grand papa and when he said “ my grand daughter is so powerful “ it felt wholesome to me

  • @RathTheNomad
    @RathTheNomad 4 роки тому +246

    The saddest thing about the end of the Skywalker saga is no more "I have a son/daughter/grandson" running joke :(

    • @jakubkolacek6813
      @jakubkolacek6813 4 роки тому +7

      You underestimate power of nostalgia!

    • @kuni8578
      @kuni8578 4 роки тому +12

      mandalorian:
      YOU HAVE A GRANDSON TOO YODA????

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 4 роки тому +349

    "Give me those Star Wars!
    Nothing but Star Wars -
    Don't let them end.
    Ah, Star Wars!
    If they should bar wars,
    Please let these Star Wars stay!"
    - Bill Murray as Nick the Lounge Singer on SNL.

  • @misplacedatoms7189
    @misplacedatoms7189 2 роки тому +15

    Can we talk about how cute Anakin hugging Luke and Ben is?

  • @sywzakat2380
    @sywzakat2380 4 роки тому +507

    I like the fact that Ren was reading a paper that said:” Who drank all the milk?!?”

  • @Karonis124
    @Karonis124 4 роки тому +851

    It’s scary how much HISHE got right about the final movies.

    • @golnectr
      @golnectr 4 роки тому +9

      It's kinda've in their name.

    • @piingufps
      @piingufps 4 роки тому +5

      @@golnectr kind of*?

    • @FenrisTheWolfofDoom
      @FenrisTheWolfofDoom 4 роки тому +8

      It was inevitable

    • @CricketsTavern
      @CricketsTavern 4 роки тому +7

      Uh they watch the movies and make fun of them.
      How the heck would they know all of this. That’s why you see videos come out after the movies are out or videos that were a thing before the channel

    • @CricketsTavern
      @CricketsTavern 4 роки тому +6

      Unless your talking about villain pub

  • @F1nn._.
    @F1nn._. 3 роки тому +27

    Ahsoka:"Palpatine got busy?!"
    Me:ikr😂

    • @ChrisBrengel
      @ChrisBrengel 3 місяці тому +1

      Clone of Palpatine because no money for ever get close to him!

  • @breadlord2855
    @breadlord2855 4 роки тому +238

    Literally anyone: * has a kid/grandkid *
    Anakin: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @starscreamsniper926
    @starscreamsniper926 4 роки тому +155

    I love how they keep the "I have a son" running jokes

  • @abraxas6276
    @abraxas6276 2 роки тому +20

    Luke : "Hey dad, look at what I can do!"
    Luke : "I learned by watching you!"
    Anakin : "That's my boy!"

  • @KMS_Tirpitz
    @KMS_Tirpitz 4 роки тому +42

    the grandfather thing always gets me every time but mostly "palpatine got...busy?"
    I dont want to think about it

  • @tmaziriri
    @tmaziriri 4 роки тому +166

    You cut off Zod but he is the only one who called Rey and Ben kissing after defeating Sheev Palps.

  • @waddup1253
    @waddup1253 3 роки тому +35

    The next generation of Star Wars: kylo Rens son or daughter
    Anakin: IM A GREAT GRANDFATHER

  • @deanz_
    @deanz_ 4 роки тому +309

    “Darth Plagueis, I...I mean...Snoke!”
    If only.

    • @breadlord2855
      @breadlord2855 4 роки тому +1

      BWING ME DA PWECIUS

    • @OhCityGround
      @OhCityGround 4 роки тому

      @@breadlord2855 you are taking about the precious right.

  • @ElladanKenet
    @ElladanKenet 4 роки тому +78

    Anakin being excited about family is the most wholesome thing ever.

  • @carterbhuff
    @carterbhuff 2 роки тому +16

    I love how excited Anakin gets for his family.

  • @mallex9310
    @mallex9310 4 роки тому +1165

    Fun fact: Kylo Ren was the last person who was related to Skywalkers... Think about it, no more Skywalkers

    • @GabiBrooks
      @GabiBrooks 4 роки тому +80

      Don't remind me...😑

    • @doom7ish
      @doom7ish 4 роки тому +43

      You May Fire When Ready!

    • @heatherd5421
      @heatherd5421 4 роки тому +137

      Oi why even. The whole purpose of the Skywalker lineage is to save the Jedi and destroy the Sith. Not for some Palpatine to take all the credit.

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 4 роки тому +82

      Sure there is. There's Ben Skywalker, whose son is Kol Skywalker and his grandson is Cade Skywalker. They are canon as far as I'm concerned.

    • @audrite8503
      @audrite8503 4 роки тому +38

      Rey: Um oh there's no more Skywalkers, Well I guess I'm a Skywalker now

  • @deathdefying1472
    @deathdefying1472 4 роки тому +361

    I love compilations
    So I don’t have to lift my lazy finger to watch the other videos

  • @simonlong3368
    @simonlong3368 2 роки тому +9

    Maybe the reason it took so long for R2 to come online, which I still love this idea, is that when BB-8 found R2 in the movie, R2 did wake up....but had to go through like....30 years of updates before finally being able to wake up. Idk who's head canon it was, but I know of it and it's extremely believable.

  • @whitechocolate7337
    @whitechocolate7337 4 роки тому +491

    Nobody:
    Anakin: Execute order fall and go splat!!

    • @katsukibokugou4446
      @katsukibokugou4446 4 роки тому +7

      WhiteChocolate best line ever

    • @subin4ce
      @subin4ce 4 роки тому +11

      EXECUTE ORDER FALL AND GO SPLAT! Yes chosen one!

    • @eddiebrock2171
      @eddiebrock2171 4 роки тому

      Ben Freeman oh yes that should be order 67 for revenge for the younglings and for all the Sith that Palpatine uses in his plan it would be nice to see Mandalorian comes in and before Anakin throws him off saying I can bring you in warm or I can bring you in cold

  • @raijusilver3449
    @raijusilver3449 4 роки тому +341

    Star Wars legacy
    Star Wars original trilogy: forever changed the world.
    Star Wars prequels: Disappointed/amazed and made everyone cry on episode 3
    Star Wars sequel: completely divided the community

    • @pc_115
      @pc_115 4 роки тому +13

      i think the prequels divided the community

    • @valentinkambushev4968
      @valentinkambushev4968 4 роки тому +34

      At least the prequels had their own story instead of just copying the original trilogy.

    • @leacy5676
      @leacy5676 4 роки тому +5

      How is it copying if you copy your own franchise.

    • @valentinkambushev4968
      @valentinkambushev4968 4 роки тому +10

      I mean that the only new thing is that there is a good stormtrooper but they didn't do anything with it. Everything else was the same.

    • @Thang-qo4ow
      @Thang-qo4ow 4 роки тому +14

      I think the legacy of the prequels is r/PrequelMemes

  • @ehidunno9737
    @ehidunno9737 3 роки тому +9

    I love how in the Villain Pub, his friends call him Palps. I love how they have a nickname for him 😂

  • @Mr_Wagonez
    @Mr_Wagonez 4 роки тому +72

    "This is the falcon"
    "Don't try to steal it han"

  • @isaiahlee4847
    @isaiahlee4847 4 роки тому +89

    The Rise Of Skywalker HISHE: *exists*
    Return of the Palps: hey

  • @mikesands4681
    @mikesands4681 2 роки тому +11

    24:15 I’m just a lonely space snake. A great call back to zombie song 10 years ago

  • @tytebben
    @tytebben 4 роки тому +101

    Luke : “What is with u and lightning all of a sudden?”
    Yoda: mmmmhm

  • @aestheticbuttplug1462
    @aestheticbuttplug1462 4 роки тому +41

    Admiral Ackbar's ending in hishe is my favourite moment in like forever. Would preferred it 100 times more than the canon one.

  • @angiegordon629
    @angiegordon629 2 роки тому +1

    "i love your eyes" han comes in and go right back out almost insantly

  • @jeremykirshner1027
    @jeremykirshner1027 4 роки тому +91

    From rise of Skywalker:
    Anakin: Yes! Chosen One!
    Wong: YOU STOLE MY LINE!

  • @awkela3316
    @awkela3316 4 роки тому +452

    *Darth Vader:*
    *''I have a grandson tooooOOooooOOoooOOOoooOOOooo''*

  • @knowlesfilms7754
    @knowlesfilms7754 3 роки тому +20

    9:29 is my favourite moment in this whole channel

  • @unoriginal1562
    @unoriginal1562 4 роки тому +196

    Is it a coincidence that the three Death Star holograms formed a hidden Mickey?

  • @Obi-WanKenobi-mc6zn
    @Obi-WanKenobi-mc6zn 4 роки тому +501

    I’m so proud of Anakin! I trained him well!

  • @Do.U.even.understand
    @Do.U.even.understand 3 роки тому +10

    “The Jedi are taking over” I use that line every time it comes to play 😂😂😂😂

  • @kharijordan6426
    @kharijordan6426 4 роки тому +46

    "Do you know what this is?!"
    Ohy God that's priceless.

  • @gorgonramsey3719
    @gorgonramsey3719 4 роки тому +40

    "I AM GONNA BE A GRANDFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHER" - Anakin, over the course of Star Wars HISHES.

  • @mannysantos1562
    @mannysantos1562 3 роки тому +15

    Love how yoda was just kicking palpatine while he was on the floor 😂 😂

  • @edwardmiessner6502
    @edwardmiessner6502 4 роки тому +195

    "We've had only thirty years ... and the plans. I've decided it's time we had our own secret weapon! Ready the Rightbackatcha, Commander!"
    Rebel Death Star rises over D'Qar
    😂

    • @leelambert1559
      @leelambert1559 4 роки тому +3

      Edward Miessner right back atcha coming atcha!

    • @mrstrider8940
      @mrstrider8940 4 роки тому +4

      Rebel death star? Don't you mean the peace moon

    • @joaquimgianini1234
      @joaquimgianini1234 4 роки тому +3

      That would be an actual cool concept

  • @charlotte139
    @charlotte139 4 роки тому +196

    5:40 “darth plages- I mean snoke. Mr, snoke! “ “ what is it hobbits general?” Lol he called hux a hobbit

  • @dig-daegstudios2340
    @dig-daegstudios2340 3 роки тому +35

    Po: Oh dang. Fin and Rose just died.
    J J Abrams: Fin and who?

  • @tlozfreak888
    @tlozfreak888 4 роки тому +198

    It's sad how much of this is unironically way better than what we actually got.

  • @Scoot694
    @Scoot694 4 роки тому +281

    *HOW THE MANDALORIAN SEASON 1 SHOULD HAVE ENDED*

  • @kdgignoux
    @kdgignoux 3 роки тому +25

    28:58 anakin’s best line

  • @elizabethpeterson5784
    @elizabethpeterson5784 4 роки тому +327

    Papls: I'm afraid all your theories will be obliterated when episode nine arrives
    *episode 9*
    Loki: He's in denial, isn't he?

  • @shyguy_4045
    @shyguy_4045 4 роки тому +231

    "it's best to have Ben and rey related"
    Episode 9: *Rey and Ben kiss*
    "Never bothered me before"

    • @tristanagramonte8361
      @tristanagramonte8361 4 роки тому +3

      Yea....

    • @sxdapop8787
      @sxdapop8787 4 роки тому +2

      That's what me and my dad thought about at the end of the force awakens lol. Rey and kylo. being siblings

    • @kierrakim4761
      @kierrakim4761 4 роки тому +1

      It’s also kinda weird how Rey’s mother and father figures are brother and sister, and how she kissed her mother figures son

    • @sleep170
      @sleep170 4 роки тому +1

      wait they are related rey takes the name skywalker, Lia is luke’s sister lia gets married to han and ben is lia and hans son
      *sweet home alabama*

  • @courtneytaylor2183
    @courtneytaylor2183 2 роки тому +16

    i love how kahn’s predictions are mostly right

  • @randomuslygenerator1518
    @randomuslygenerator1518 4 роки тому +167

    "Yes! Chosen one!"
    Me: "YES! WONG!"

    • @babymetroid6661
      @babymetroid6661 3 роки тому +5

      Windy: *notices Rey and Ben kissing* Doesn't that feel out nowhere to you guys?
      Me: Yes it does, because a lot of shippers ruined that movie just because they wanted some actual incestuous couple for no darn reason. Is any shipper reading this thanks a lot you h*rny f**ks. Next time think about star wars, not yourself!!!

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 3 роки тому +2

      @@babymetroid6661 Dude chill.

    • @claudius3359
      @claudius3359 2 роки тому

      @@babymetroid6661 I agree.Shippers from ANY fandom are horrible.

  • @Aryan_Karadkar
    @Aryan_Karadkar 4 роки тому +53

    First line Obi Wan says " Hello there"
    Palpatine "General Kenobi"

  • @romram7984
    @romram7984 3 роки тому +36

    "You need a teacher"
    Apparently not according to Disney.

  • @spudthepotato2564
    @spudthepotato2564 4 роки тому +56

    Man, Kylo rens body is like 100x the size of his head when he uses the toilet but so skinny when he has his suit.

  • @stefcondor9482
    @stefcondor9482 4 роки тому +251

    I didn't notice that the three death stars in episode 7 were forming the head of Mickey mouse