"The first lesson in being a Jedi is don't go to the dark side." "Like this? WHEEE!" "Man, I am really bad at this." I couldn't stop laughing. It's so true.
It’s funny because this is the first time I’ve ever heard this brought up and it’s in a comedy dub, not a salty analysis video. Comedy really is the best lens for error
@@sachindagur7725 It's a reference to the original movie Ep.4 - A New Hope. Luke's uncle Owen tells him to clean the new droids before dinner, to which Luke responds saying "But I was going to Tosche station to pick up some power converters." (for his pod).
@@albertthepeacock8020 I don't know. When you can get video content that totals three times the length of the actual movie about all the problems said movie causes the universe, I would say that's a good hint that the movie makes very little sense.
Luke: “first lesson of being of a Jedi don’t go to the dark side” Ray: “like this weeee!” Luke: “wow! I am really bad at this” That got me laughing so hard
"Thanks for freeing us instead of the human children." Wow this the first time I'm realizing that's something Finn and Rose could've at least ATTEMPTED to do while they were there XD
They weren't freed. They are four legged animals in a world with scanners, stun guns, tractor beams and floating vehicles. They'd be rounded up again before the following sunset. It's not like they took any off planet with them.
Watch Mauler’s TLJ critique. (It’s on UA-cam) The children thing is just one tiny thing wrong with this movie among hundreds...go watch it and you’ll see.
That really was the joke in the movie, that's why they showed that sequence. They couldn't actually kill the porg, but having one jumping one the handle while the other peeking in the whole was obviously a joke.
"Time for a montage~" DRINKING MILK AND- WAIT A SECOND WHAT WAS THAT DID HE JUST DRINK ANOTHER BIG OL' ALIEN WHAT THE HECK'S THAT ALIEN WHY ARE WE EVEN LOOKING AT THIS THIS IS TOTALLY DISTRACTING NOW I THOUGHT WE WERE TRYING TO DO A MONTAGE NOW I CAN'T GET THIS THING OUTTAMYHEADDDDDDD
Omg when Rey says “OK BOOMER” I died! My family was like what the heck? And I don’t even care anymore. Hahahahaha HISHE is the best thing on the internet
Best parts that made me belly laugh: Hreat vid guys “I’m Cary Poppins yall” “Are you eating Doug🥺?” YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA “I’d rather be in Jurassic world 3” “Clever girl”
"Not just the men, but the women and children too"
Like grandfather like grandson
Aaaaaeerrrrrooooiiieeee
MarvellousMaths truly he is insane
Indeed
"Not just the men, but the women and children too" Smh an easy line to remember and still got it wrong.
Shockwave Anerkinsky23 / minecraft and gacha videos he mad, I tell ya, he bloody mad
“Hello dark side? Are you in there?”
“Yes.”
“WEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
This was gold
"Hello, dark side, my old frieeeeeeeend.
I've come to talk to you agaaaaaaain."
@@gunslingergirl2579 Haha
Hello dark side, are you in there? YEEEAEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Saar Amzaleg xD
“Is it the green one”
“No”
“I wanted the green one”
HA
**Porg impales friend**
We all did.
@@somenbwithabadhistoryteach5872 *flies away*
"YEAAAAHHH"
I wanted the geen one! This is Anakins xD
"Hello master Skywalker, I got u ur lightsaber"
"Is it the green one"
"No "
"I wanted the green one. "
Too good
Me too
Yeah the timing is the best!!
Me three
That would be me😂
Wa o wanted the green one
"The first lesson in being a Jedi is don't go to the dark side."
"Like this? WHEEE!"
"Man, I am really bad at this."
I couldn't stop laughing. It's so true.
in the words of Archer: *sploosh*
@Rey the flying Jedi ?? That's the line HISHE gave Luke in this.
Movie would have been better if she committed to it.
Committed to anything really.
Me too huahuahuahua, and so much... that's so dam wrong! 😅😆🤣😂
same
"Is it the green one? "
"No"
"I wAnTeD tHe gReEn OnE"
elif barak me too, Luke. Me too
I honestly like Lukes green lightsaber too
I think its cause its yoda
Well, this works better than the original version hahahahaha
It would’ve made more sense now that I’m thinking about it…
Chewie saying "YEAAHH!" is still the best thing ever.
A normal Guy YEAAHH!
And I can only hear Little Jon doin it with him! YEEAAHH!
A normal Guy YEAAHH
*yeahhhh*
This is the way.
3PO: Did you really kiss on the mouth
Luke: *winks*
3PO: Oh dear
best thing ever
Deleted Scene :,D
It’s not deleted watch a new hope or a new empire I forgot which one but in the movie leia says you don’t know women and kissed Luke on the mouth
@@SyKoGaming-fn3is it was Empire Strikes Back
In my defense for Luke the didn’t not know Leia was her sister
@@SyKoGaming-fn3is I think the meant that what C3PO said was TLJ deleted scene, as a joke
In the words of our late emperor who I'm sure we'll never see again, "Do it."
Um- about that....
Dew it
Chewie: *Yeeeaaahhhh!!!*
DEW iT
Dope Dude, that was the joke.
"We're gonna get marrrieeed and have lots of babbiiiiieeeesss..."
"BUT I LITERALLY JUST MET YOU!"
I couldn't have agreed more 😂😂😂
High school relationships now a days
No it’s like this “Finn: Where is this coming from?”
Finn: "Where is this coming from!?"
Me: "Disney's new Star Wars fan base. And it gets worse from here."
WORD... SHES MAD BUSTED TOO LIKE WTF.... THAT CHICK CAME OUTTA NOWHERE....
Rey said it
“Do you watch people while they sleep?”
“I don’t want to talk about it.”
I do and I don't either
Ok Carth
That’s a great answer
Haha
Yep
"That would've been really powerful if that was a character we cared about."
100% accurate
We all miss Wade don’t we?
Yeah if it was Jar Jar it would have been better
@@yospidey0078 At least Jar Jar was a little endearing. Heck even the goblin from Jabba's palace would have been more missed.
It should have been admiral ackbar
@user-jz7re4xs9e Should’ve been luke skywalker
“Thanks for freeing us instead of the human children”
“Anytime!
mr. moustache lmaooo
Chewie in the back : "YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH !!!"
It’s funny because this is the first time I’ve ever heard this brought up and it’s in a comedy dub, not a salty analysis video.
Comedy really is the best lens for error
😂
Because I don't like when people make these types of comments without the time stamp here it is 4:09
“Are you eating Doug?”
“... YEAAAAAAAH”
“Good none of us liked Doug anyway”
Iol I lost it there
Dougs dead
us*
*Doughs is gone*
What time in the vid is it?
“First lesson of the jedi: don’t go to the darkside”
“Like this? Weeeeeeeeee”
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I almost peed my pants bc of this
Snoke: “Hey mate my names Snoke and I’m big”
Rey: “Er good for you?”
Cool
KORG F O R E S H A D O W I N G
5:39
This was surprisingly accurate to the actual movie, but much funnier.
Daniel Jackowitz iKR
I just got done watching it just now and I gotta say 😂😂😂 your so right
This is at least ten thousand million billion times better than the movie
Yep
It's like if that's the point of a redub. Weird, right?
Luke: "I'm so confused"
Literally sums up the whole movie
Cool
“Luke where were you”, “Tosche station, finally got me those power converters”, that killed me
That was the best one!
I don't get the reference
@@sachindagur7725 It's a reference to the original movie Ep.4 - A New Hope. Luke's uncle Owen tells him to clean the new droids before dinner, to which Luke responds saying "But I was going to Tosche station to pick up some power converters." (for his pod).
@@prashanthraghavendran2628 thanks
“You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done.”
”In the words of the late emperor, who I’m sure we will never say again, *dew it*”
Foreshadowiiiiiiinnnnnggggggg
“I’m a hacker! I wouldn’t lie to you, I’m in jail!”
Chewie: Yeeeaaahhhh!!!
Ace Q then how did you get a phone to tell us in yt?
@@mysterysguac5506 Its a quote from the video silly lol but thought the same at first
How convinient ha!
Ace Q excuse me your a hacker oh I would watch it
“They got meeee....”
“Just kiddin!”
“I’m Carrie Poppins, y’all!!”
CARRIE POPPINS
Marry Poppins bro
😂😂😂😂😂
Dude Mary poppins
I think it’s Mary Poppins too but i heard Carrie Poppins 😂
“I wanted the green one,” lol. Honestly I wish this was what was in the movie!! Would’ve been so much better
Except it doesn’t make sense as to why he would’ve lost his green one
@@technogamer1686 the movie didn't make sense regardless
@@7PlayingWithFire7 respectfully disagree the movie makes so much sense that in the words of George Lucas "it rhymes"
@@albertthepeacock8020 I don't know. When you can get video content that totals three times the length of the actual movie about all the problems said movie causes the universe, I would say that's a good hint that the movie makes very little sense.
Green and red... The best Christmas saber combo ever...
I love how everyone is making fun of Luke for kissing his sister when he’s never done the kissing. SHE’S the one who kissed him. At least twice.
She kissed him twice. Once for luck and the other time for jealousy.
Matt Neath that make my point even better
Aaron aQQN OOF
@@MatthewNeathery Actually three times: one for luck, one for jealousy, and one for getting his hand cut off.
@@Michael_ORourke i knew i was forgetting one time
"I'm back!"
"Luke where have you been?"
"Tashi Station, finally picked up those power converters."
Funniest part 😂
but i was going to the toshe, toshe station. "uncle owen?" toshe toshe station
Only OG Star Wars fans will understand that
“You don’t like my face, I don’t like your ELEVATOR”
-Helmetless Kylo Ren
Lol
don’t look at me
Mhm
It's helmet not face
THATS FOR NOT LIKING MY HELMET
“I’d rather be in Jurassic World 3”
“Clever girl”
Great line, I hope it comes true.
Well, it comes true...
wow, no sh_t..
“Yeah.. But I’d rather go be in Jurassic World III”
“Clever Girl”
XD
“That would have been really powerful if that was a character we cared about”
Chewie: Yeeeaaahhhh!!!
That’s probably my favorite line from the video. Pure gold.
I actually said that when I first saw the movie
I liked the movie but this line is gold
Well I mean unless they took the kids with them, the kids would have probably died.
“Dark Side are you in there?”
“Yes”
“Wheeeee!”
150th like 👍
“We are gonna get married have a lot of babies” *months later*
Rey:we are gonna get married have a lots of babies”
Yup
Where is this coming from?!?!
@@franklinmccrankensteen4199 Pretty please!!
YEEEEAAAA!!!!
The way Rose says it makes me LMAO.
"are you eating Doug"
"YEEEEEEEEEAH!"
" Good"
"we didn't like Doug"
YEEEEEEEEEAH!
Honest Chewie is best Chewie XD
Rey: Hello dark side are you in there
Hole in the ground: yes
Rey:WEEEEEEEEE
“Where should we park?”
“It doesn’t matter.”
“pArkINg viOlAtIOn!”
Wait have we done this before
"Jail Time!" 😂😂
She's too nonchalant... red flag
Where was that from
I know we did that quote somewhere else
daaamn! Parking tickets have become cruel in this franchise.
Rose's voice fits her character so perfectly.
Ehh…
"Luke, where have you been?"
"Tosche Station"
YEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Finally picked up those power converters...
^-- Most underrated phrase of the YT comments section.
🎶 The Tosche, Tosche station 🎶
@@majykmarker9411 Just isn't fair
Jonathan Marker yoda got hit in the neck with a ________
“Hola Señorita”
“Hey Hot Stuff”
“Yea about that”
“Your under arrest”
“Oh poop”
*I Died laughing*
Sakura Loves Anime :3 same
like if anaikn hates sand
Omg Leia your ok
Hello master Luke and master Leia
„Annnnd slide to the left"
„are you dancing?"
That got me 😂
Make hishe dub rise of skywalker
Kylo Ren: Slide to the left...
*Proceeds to slide to the right*
3:09
LOL
STAGE LEFT
"Ugh I'm so mad! You don't like my helmet?"
"I don't like your elevator!"
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Come back and save the resistance!!
"It just occurred to me that I don't like your helmet."
Luke “ I wonder if my metal hand will come with me”
CLUNK
Luke “oop guess not”
Ha I love that scene
"I wanted the green one"
Honestly makes more sense than Luke's ACTUAL reason in the film.
It so does.
True
"Did you actually kiss on the mouth?"
*Luke winks* 😂😂😂
mixck
Love this comment
🙏
I died from laughter I am a force ghost now
"What we literally just met!"
"We are going to get married, have lots of babies!"
"What where is this coming from"
I laughed out loud
"No, I'm gonna marry Poe"
"Ben, you blow us up and you are so grounded!"
"Aww, fine. I won't"
You can't ground us 😂😂😂
you can't ground us
"now let's wrap this up with a classic Star Wars group shot"
"Nope it's going to be with me. Me and my broom"
"are you eating Doug?"
"YEEEEAAAAAH"
"good none of us like Doug anyway"
Luke: “first lesson of being of a Jedi don’t go to the dark side”
Ray: “like this weeee!”
Luke: “wow! I am really bad at this”
That got me laughing so hard
Not me.
😅😅
3:07 whoever voiced Poe deserves a medal for that line delivery 😂😂😂
IT’S MOTHERF*CKING OSCAR ISSAC! OBVIOUSLY!
“I’m Carrie poppies, Y’all!” I would have personally done anything to hear Carrie fisher say that
Reagan Reynolds it was im mary poppins
Joshy Woshy she said y’all at the end turn on subtitles :)
ik i just couldnt be bovered to put yall
Reagan Reynolds
Combing Mary Poppins and Yondu
Genius!
Reagan Reynolds Odin sleep... Was that a marvel reference?
4:48
I fell on the floor crying, this literally brightened my entire day 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm lonely just zombie
_"Just kidding! Its gonna end with me. Me and my broom"_
So what will it be called, *The dusty menace* or *The rise of broomsweeper*
*barking in the background *
Darth Broomboy
the broomboy strikes back
harry porter and force broom
"Angry Kids Whack The Empire With What Ever They Got"
"Just kidding, I'm Carrey Poppins y'all!"
No carrey
@Raini Allen 2:33
It’s a comment it doesn’t matter how he spelled one name.
claaaaaaaaasic
Darn Luke with that milk guess it refills and energised his mediclorions.
When I see Yoda: That man’s stick is better than bacon
Am I the only one here who knows the reference
No! That’s impossible!
Mesa understood that reference
My *stick* is better than *bacon.*
Me when I see Yoda: That boi does not like seagulls
3P0- "wait did you guys actually kiss on the mouth?"
Wasnt he standing right there?
Yes. Yes, he was.
He gets his memory wiped a lot
Nobody:
Kylo being great:AnD sLiDe To ThE lEfT
🤣
ARE YOU DANCING
Spacefan17 ‘anything you can do I can do better’
@@memowl3663 Stop it! Talk to the hand!
“Did you get the green one?” “Uh no?” “ I WANTED THE GREEN ONE!”
"Thanks for freeing us instead of the human children." Wow this the first time I'm realizing that's something Finn and Rose could've at least ATTEMPTED to do while they were there XD
They weren't freed. They are four legged animals in a world with scanners, stun guns, tractor beams and floating vehicles. They'd be rounded up again before the following sunset. It's not like they took any off planet with them.
Watch Mauler’s TLJ critique. (It’s on UA-cam) The children thing is just one tiny thing wrong with this movie among hundreds...go watch it and you’ll see.
Another russian troll here 😂😂😂
Dennis Smith 😁👋
Definitely thought of that as it was happening... They were weirdly cold and uncaring about those kids...
Luke: u missed me.
Kylo Ren: NOOoOoOOooOoO
"Odin Sleep" is probably my favorite running gag from these
“Are you eating Doug?”
...
“YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!”
I hated Doug
@@onyxbasilisk9046 that's offensive
Okayy
@@Bryan-tu3on it was a joke man its ok
@@FreshlyXpyr3d Yeah!!!!!!!
Literally nobody:
Snoke: I'm not likin' the news I'm hearin'
Mr snoke they got away
Mr Snoke we actually know where they are
“You’re expelled”
“Ok Boomer”
Rey-2019
Rey 2020 dew it!
Ok boomer
Meyer kodsy, XD
when was that? (can someone timestamp it)
Dragoneye 4:53
Nobody:
Not even Zuko:
Not even Jason Voorhees:
Kylo Ren: “gasp” Mommy!
that's rough buddy
The porg getting lightsabered actually made me laugh out loud
You mean that _didn't_ happen in the movie? So memorable...
That really was the joke in the movie, that's why they showed that sequence. They couldn't actually kill the porg, but having one jumping one the handle while the other peeking in the whole was obviously a joke.
@@marius4iasi They were to actually have that happen and cut it out at the last moment. The artbook shows the scene as storyboards/concept art.
That's a real deleted scene
I laughed at the part were the porgs said "Is that Paul" and Chewbacca said "YEAH!!!!!!!"
Luke: "First lesson in being a jedi is don't go to the dark side."
Rey: "you mean like this? Wwweeeeee!"
Luke: "Man I'm really bad at this"
That geyser confused the mess out of me...I was thinking maybe she was hurting for a squirtin
No
Yes
Who else read it in their voices in their head lol
I actually thought he was going to say, "the first lesson to become a jedi, it's not becoming a jedi"
"Time for a montage~"
DRINKING MILK AND- WAIT A SECOND
WHAT WAS THAT DID HE JUST DRINK
ANOTHER BIG OL' ALIEN
WHAT THE HECK'S THAT ALIEN
WHY ARE WE EVEN LOOKING AT THIS
THIS IS TOTALLY DISTRACTING NOW
I THOUGHT WE WERE TRYING TO DO A MONTAGE NOW I CAN'T GET THIS THING OUTTAMYHEADDDDDDD
My favorite part during that is Daniel breaking character and laughing
So funny I laff
that was funny
I just died when that played
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Hello, Luke! I brought you your lightsaber!"
"Is it the green one?"
"Uuuuuuummmmm... no?"
"I WaNteD tHE greEn OnE!"
“I wonder if my metal hand will come with me”
CLANK
“Oop guess not”
I was wondering about the stones in his kidneys. Also the fillings in his teeth.
My gawd. His JO hand.
Now I want an Anakin force ghost without limbs lol
How mind bottling would it be to see a force ghost w/a metal hand?? Like "it's hard to hear what you're saying when you're wearing that"
Good on them for including Mark Hamill's reason why his character ain't dead!
"You know we have autopilot, right? You don't have to sacrifice yourself."
"Ya, but i wanna go be in Jurassic World Three."
"Clever girl..."
Ok?
Spoilers
That’s odd. All the door security systems are shutting down
-Mace Windu
@@lukeskywalker978 weird right?
The only reason I liked Holdo was because her actor was Laura Dern.
“Is it the green one?”
“...no...?”
“I wanted the green one .”
It’s okay, Luke. I wanted the green one too.
Check that drawer on the island for the green one
Suddenly that scene makes more sense
“HOLA SENORETA ❤️” “HEY HOT STUFF 🥴😍” “Yah.. about that...🤢”. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
“Your under arrest”
"And thanks for freeing us instead of the human children" 😁
“Or we could drop them off on a nearby planet that doesn’t do slavery or something”
I don't know. I didn't actually come here to free slaves.
“Rey you better not be talking to a boy in there”
“It’s not what it looks like!”
“You know the rules, your expelled!”
“Okay BOOMER”
Ship Flies away
BoomA
sigh the disrespect ...
ok boomer
So true watched that clip 90000 times lol 😂
Luke: hey is it the green one
Rey: uhhh no
Luke: I wanted the GREEN one
Porg: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
are you eating dug yaaaaaaaaaa good nobody likes dug
Omg when Rey says “OK BOOMER” I died! My family was like what the heck? And I don’t even care anymore. Hahahahaha HISHE is the best thing on the internet
"I wonder if my metal hand will come with me?"
CLANK
"Oh, I guess not" 😂😂😂
Hope it wasn’t his wanking hand
Lol
Hello Natsu and Natsu 👋🏼
@@annnnnnnn394 Hellooooo 😁🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
“Did you bring Chewie?”
“YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHH!!!”
Best ready to pregame voice
"Are you eating Doug?"
"YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH"
"Yeah, we hated Doug anyway!"
King Of The snowmen
“Didn’t forget to hug you this time!”
“YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!”
"In the words of the late Emperor, who I am sure we will never see again"
Foreshadowing😂
This video will actually make it look like they had an actual plan to bring him back instead of thinking of it a year and change ago
You guys made this be like the best Star Wars movie ever
3:17 In the words of the late emperor who I’m sure we will never see again.
DEW IT
If only...
"Luke Skywalker, I brought you your lightsaber. "
"Is it the green one?"
"No..."
"I wanted the green one!"
2019 Rey: Ok boomer
2020 Randy the intern: Ok boomer
Randy ♡ Rey
Thanos: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
1:14 *Exactly What Happens To This Saga.*
“Just kidding it’s gonna end with me, me and my broom”
And then we forget all about you going into episode 9
“i’m carrie poppins y’all”
rest easy carrie
You have a like in this comment , just because I don't want to upvote it because you have 69likes
Nice
That was the line going through my head when I saw it in theaters for the first time.
"Odin sleep"
“Finally picked up those power converters.”
Me: YEAAAAAAAAAH
"That would have been really powerful if that was a character we cared about."
Sums up the entire sequel trilogy really.
MrFForger EXCEPT BEN ;-;
EmblemBlade9 which one was Ben?
"I care."
DUDE I SCREAMED AT THAT LINE😂😂
"That's tough, wanna hold hands?"
"I thought you'd never ask."
"Rey, you better not be talking to a boy in there." *Enters hut* "Oh my goshhh."
You're expelled
Not.i.am.trooper why do I have to do this?
@@Aphrodite_uwu I'm confused, sir
"Don't ask me, ask the Dark Side."
"Okay!"
"Hello, Dark Side, are you in there?"
"YES"
Exactly like real life 😂
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee"
2:30 “YoU cANt gRoUNd uS” best line hands down of the video
Every Kylo Ren appearance is basically his character in a nutshell.
"I really think you have anger issues"
-Luke 2019
Best parts that made me belly laugh: Hreat vid guys
“I’m Cary Poppins yall”
“Are you eating Doug🥺?”
YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“I’d rather be in Jurassic world 3”
“Clever girl”
i am thinking "Carrie Poppins" is a reference to Carrie Fisher, the actor for leia in episodes 4, 5, and 6
@@CorrupToast Yeah that, and also from Guardians Vol. 2 when Yondu says, "I'm Mary Poppins y'all
No one:
Nobody:
Chewie:
_YEEEEEEEAAAAH_
Snoke: No one can out smart me!
*One Second Later*
Snoke: Just kidding! I'm dead.
*Kilo Ren kills him for not liking his helmet*
I love how the Porg killed the other Porg with a lightsaber... should have been in the movie..
Just kidding, Ruin Johnson just subverted your expectation. The whole movie is GOTCHA!
It was, they cut it.
So wanted that to happen
It was an early concept
Yeah that was in the movie
“Come back and save the Resistance!”
"ⁿᵃʰ"
I LOVE the part when Luke is like “I WANTED THE GREEN ONE”
“Hello dark side , are you in there?”
“Yes.”
Huiiiiiiiii
😂
Rasmus Lange
Ben Solo: hello dark side my old friend
Really I think he is written as bipolar
now i'll never be able to see that scene the same way ever again😂