The Average Mount and Blade Crusader Experience
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- Pretty much your Average Mount and Blade Crusader Experience!
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Amazing 8 bit cover: • Sabaton-The Last Stand...
#funny #montage #memes
*FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LOOOOORD*
Hey hey heeeeeey! Been a while since i did one of these, so here you bois go! Sadly no stream this week! *If you haven't already, make sure to like and comment to help Papa Koi out in the algorithm!*
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Great video pls do awoiaf, a clash of kings or tainted paths next. Love your channel
More star wars conquest
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT
>TFW the character doesn't die.
THE BEST ONE YET!!
DEUS VULT
Imagine the pope's face when he heard that Jerusalem was retaken by a random knight and 150 dudes
He will announce the second coming of our lord! The wielder of the holy grail which made all defenders too drunk to fight hahaha
And that the guy who led them was that asshole who kicked your ass at a tournament
That would be great
And our next target is Japan
cuz thats were Anime and WEEBS were coming
Tbh. The first crusade they were terribly outnumbered and almost starved to death on the field
What makes this even funnier is a crusade by the Holy Roman Emperor actually did happen around this time period (A few decades earlier). There was just one problem however.....That Holy Roman Emperor had been excommunicated by the Pope a few months before. He said "Fuck that, I'm still crusading" and went to the holy land anyway. The Ayyubid dynasty during that time was in a civil war, so the brother that controlled Syria and the Holy Land now had this large Crusading army to deal with. They decided to negotiate, and Jerusalem and the coastal strip on the road to the city was given over. The city would fall to an attack by marauding Khwarizmi Mercenaries about 15 years later, but its still an interesting, and often overlooked success in the Crusades.
4:19 not sure if Jerusalem or Shell gas station
It is not even a shell...
Par Kla r/wooooosh
What's the difference?
Crabbadabba lmao they’re the same
The same, Ppl do visit them from time to time
*FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LOOOORD!*
*(blasts Powerwolf and Sabaton)*
DEUS VULTTT!
DESU VULT :D
False VVar Metal
those bands are considered gay by the metal community
@@jakehey6924 *Sabaton fans used reverse card*
@@jakehey6924 Well we consider you gay soooo ya.
Plays sabaton song about the hre invading the pope. takes Jerusalem for the hre
Truly heretical
*What can i say* It's Koifish
Hail talos
@@jimbotine Skyrim belongs to the *NORDS*
If I'm being serious the HRE didn't invade rome the Spaniards did. The HRE is what germany was called during the medieval period
A teutonic knight with a polish/lithuanian coat of arms fighting the saracens in an hre destrier
Nice
That's an image of Saint Martin, not a Polish or Lithuanian coat of arms. The colors are the same though.
Its often used in Georgian royal heraldry as well
Japanese vs Ottomans vs British IN TEXAS
@@Galdenberry_Lamphuck That's some age of empires shenanigans right there.
HRE is practically the daddy of the Teutonic Knights, that crossover is acceptable
Who else started singing "the last stand" when music started
Me
All xd
Initially I was like “wait is that 8-bit sabaton?!” But after a second I was like “FOR THE GRACE AND MIGHT OF OUR LORD”
I hear Sabaton, I sing simple rule
@JustAFaggot its about the swiss guard's stand against the mercenaries from the HRE in a siege against Rome to allow the Pope to escape from the Kaisers claws, that was upset about the Pope supporting France, look it up.
Random lord:" my pope, the new knight attacked Jereusalem with only 150 men"
The pope:"what he is crazy? He need a lot of men for conquer Jerusalem, we failed with largest army, for the love of god, he must retreat"
Random lord:" let me end the message, he attacked Jerusalem and he conquered it"
The pope:"..... ok but send to him 900 dinar and told to him i will keep the city"
Wow made me feel such a nostalgia of the many hours i've played Stronghold at 0:05-0:10
Same, I love that game
Yeah love those games
Same, still one of my favorites after all these years.
Time to reinstall for me
Eat steel!
i lost it when it says "The King in the North!"
It said "The king in the Norf!"
Same
@@georgealin7472 no lmfao
It isn't the Complete Average crusader experience if u haven't sacked Constantinople!
DEUS VULT!
Oh, that is a burn on the Crusaders!
Yes sack thy neighbour
I CRY EVERY NIGHT
;(
DO IT AGAIN DANDALO
Man I made this account years ago, never did I expect to be indirectly referenced in a Koifish video
Hehehe!
Deus vult!
What is yhe reference
@@bugrilyus Cruz Aider
UA-cam offered to translate "hehehe" ... im like no thx, i already speak swedish
*Deus*
And I can not stress this enough
*Vult!*
The worst things in life
1.Not meeting/Seeing the pope
2.Your Butter has rot
3.Your Pizza is cold
4.NOT SEEING ANOTHER CRUSADE DURING YOUR LIFE TIME!!!!!!
People from midle east are like "WHAT?!" :D
Hehe crusades? More like failed attemps to take Egypt, Jerusalem, some parts of anatolia
Laughs in Turkoman
At least Italians got some traderoads
MATHEUZYT7 Jacob
List of Crusades:
This list is not complete
*YOU CAN HELP BY EXPANDING IT*
Help me with 4
@@barsyelken2518 What are you talking about? First Crusade was succesful in taking Jerusalem, and some others too.
"It's just me, Gabe Newell"
*Hat Merchant*
This joke just dawned on me
@@yoavmor9002 Same XDDD
Video about crusades
Last Stand playing*
Me: That's not... you know what? fuck it *FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD*
>playing without lance recruitment on
>starting in europoor
>JOINING HRE
Lance recruitment makes it too easy imo
@@dvls442 yes but it's historically accurate or at least as best as the mod devs could get it
koifish keep up the great work
"Great"
I have never heard an outros' songs' pitch get changed so many times for every video xd
HEHE
@@Koifish what is the beautiful song pls?
@@ulisesdemostenes7074 sabaton the last stand
love the stronghold: crusader sound effects
This is the 3rd crusade if Frederick Barbarosa din't drown.
*MAY YOUR BLADES NEVER DOLL*
Uuggh Stronghold crusader voice brings back the sweet nostalgia
0:27 I feel so proud this happened in my country, thanks for being a meme chile!! ❤
VIVA CHILE MIERDA
That "Fuck you Hannibal this shit easy" had me laughing my ass off
Koifish the meme god
four seconds in "SWORDS MAN ATTAck!"
"RUN THEM THRU" [sounds of combat]
me: STRONGHOLD QUESTION MARK?
That Stronghold Crusader beginning tho. LMAO.
Another great made experience, full of jokes, memes and what i appreciate the most, your incredible talent of editing
Good job Koiboy!!
Definitely one of the best, laughed out loud at the cut to the "can't believe you've done this" video.
DEUS VULT ! NON NOBIS DOMINE
Sed nomini tuo
its more like
LET NO NOOBS DOMINATE
Nope. Allahu Akbar > Deus Vult
@fantasticmoose look a atheist
@fantasticmoose why are you so mad on Christians community ,we cannot for that your asshole looks like Japanese flag than
please dont wrote hateful bullshit without reason
You could not have chosen a better place to put that epic 8-bit cover worthy of 8-bit universe. I only wish it was a tad louder.
Who would win?
DEUS VULT!
or
PRAISE ODIN!!!
For Odin!
But deus vult a little at least.
PRAISE ODIN
Hail the Allfather
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT
You really cracked me up with the Hannibal joke LMAO
But how many people listened to Sabaton before the memes?
Those are the true Sabaton fans.
People actually listen to sabaton unironically?
I still do
Me
How to win the Pope's favor: beat him down in combat.
Makes sense.
The references in this video are a comical masterpiece; excellent work, Mr Fish!
Love the amounts of references, sabaton, and stronghold crusader too. Epik
I didn't know you played crusader! You should do a series on stronghold my dude
0:27
Tengo El Placer De Decir, Chileno De Corazooon! Saludos a Mis Compatriotas
I Have The Pleasure Of Say, Chilean Of Hearth!
Hugs From Chile :)
PD:The Vídeo Is Filmes In The Subway
And Yeah He is A Little Crazy Jaja
Any chance of a video on the Warsword Conquest mod?
YES PLEASE !!!!
I already asked for that in the star wars video. He said that he might.
I love the music you put on the videos
Edit: spear of justice is my favorite
We will take Jerusalem DEUS VULT
Hey. It's me. Ya boi God. Um. So I've decided to give Jerusalem to the Orthodox church. You can all suck my omnipotent d*ck.
@@walnzell9328 Byzantine is what i want
No you wont
They'll take Jerusalem over a mountain of dead civilians. But it's okay, because Jesus would have done the same, right?
Muslims and church have fought for it for more then thousand year but jews show up and took it without war. That is so fucking funny
No idea why I find these so entertaining, but keep it up LOL
Sees Seljuks.
CRIES
@An Anatolian Guy yorumdan bişey anladıysam ****** olayım
Gotta hate those cowardly horse archers!
Just a good army
@@Hussar-bt8sv are you a greek?
@@beypazarbagmls6791 don't know about him but I am a hittian
Ok, after this video I need somehow a Winged Hussars Experience, I don't care what you think of With Fire and Steel, Sabaton's worth it.
Cruz Aider looks like Balian from Kingdom of Heaven dfq.
Sands of Faith, an entire mod dedicated to the crusades that has been worked on for years and is one of the finest for Warband: *exists*
Koi, ready to make a crusader M&B video: Nah nigga.
What can i say, it sometimes be like that :D
@@Koifish kek, thanks for answering based fish, take care.
1:09 probably he gonna make a funny face
1:11 king in the nord!!!!! ( prepare axe to chop some swadian milk drinker)
I like that you used The Last stand but in like a synth version in this video, Sabton is one of my favourite bands. Du är en levande legend, hälsningar från Jämtland
8bit actually! :D It's very good! Tackar tackar!
0:27 a regular day in Chile with the trobadour
Mosad wants to know your location
1:33 part about quitting i love that reference
That 8 bit version of that song was quite fitting. Funny video dude.
Thanks my dude! :D
6:40 my favorite part
Finally! The video I’ve all been waiting for!
The crusades are basically: " Deus Vult! Vs Allahu Akhbar!"
4th Crusade Deus Vult! vs O Stavros Nika!
@@avgvstvs7 oh yeah
While the jews watch.
@@tinbtinb1148 crusaders went after jews too
@@williamsmith6706 Not christian enoug
Ah nothing like Stronghold Voices from the Knight, Crossbow(?), and Pikemen(?) units to up your crusader game.
4:26 First selfie ever (colorized)
Medieval selfie
10/10 Would retake the Holy Land behind the leadership of Cruz Aider.
1:55 after the tf2 joke i want to die
Intro took me way back to stronghold crusader.. Good times... Now im going to frantically try to find and reinstall it after typing this... Wish me luck
We will take back the HOLY LAND!
this is the most serotonin I've received in a while
Holy shit nice cover. Credit sound guy?
Not soundguy this time! Link in the description! :D
The kazoo cover was superior
Agree, still waiting for a full kazoo cover
Paritosh Deshpande paritosh aren’t you the guy from el jefe aka Jeff’s stream
@@AltAttano-kq8my yes, I am. Oh shit you're attano
“Takes whole video to get to Jerusalem”
Seems about right, just had to lose Jerusalem to make it perfect 👌
GUYS pizza theme song spiderman 2 the game 2:02
Hearing the Stronghold audio was priceless!!! Best one yet, great job man!
*_need more wood, S I R E_*
2:10 Love, from an Italian fan haha
When it said “FUCK YOU HANNIBAL THIS SHIT EASY” I wheezed like a fucking steam train
Pls do a Mount and Blade Janissary or Sipahi experience
Drachame Lethaldiran Sipahi is Indian
The stronghold crusader swordsman voice....ahhh the nostalgia...moo nin your lordship
You should try Crusade Against Jihad mod
when The Last Stand blasted i was like "my only surprise is that dont played earlier"
Imagine playing the anno domini mod
Then koifish makes a video on it
.
My satisfaction is immeasurable and my day is saved
Oh man, all those Stronghold sound bits brought back some seriously awesome memories.
00:30 we are famous
I waited for such a glorious outro. Thank you papa.
You, sir, are simply excellent at shitposting. You've grown much since your early days, and I foresee the day when you, even with your niche content and refusal to clickbait (almost, except for that awful Dank Edition *checkmark* thingy). This is the most well-edited video you've ever made. I guess you've learned much from Simo!
The last stand. My favorite music.
I heard bogan's voice... oh yis
Six Kingdoms, and one in the north:
THE KING IN THE NORTH!
Johnny Snowey Boii: mm K
SABATON INTENSIFIES
Those Stronghold Crusader voicelines at the beginning thew me through a loop
What is that "Ave Maria, Ave Maria, DEUS VULT!" song?
@Ben Mokriš Thank you! And if I google that with some "AVE MARIA DEUS VULT" I eventually find the thing I need - the song itself with the phrase over it
Chooses The holy Roman empire, goes crusading, plays song about the holy Roman empire sacking Rome
Next week on crusader experience, the sand boi revenge
Sandboi SIMO?!
Sabaton released a statement: the crusades are about The Last Stand
100% historical accurate
Man, I lost so fking hard with this version of the last stand
Everyone talking about everything in the video but I dont see anyone asking... is the brave soul that charged headfirst alongside koifish over the wall still alive? Did he make it long enough to see the glory of Jerusalem? The brave man at 5:41
this was very motivational, I am very motivated by this, great motivation can be found now.
That bit with the drunken skaa trumpet gets me every time
1:45 what is the song?
Bubamara
I love the 8 bit cover of Sabaton - Last Stand!!!!! I need more!!!
6:26 what is that song , i keep searching for it
Billy Joel - piano man
So good starting with stronghold crusader soldier quotes . Respect
DEUS VULT
Stronghold references? 10/10 Footmen "FORWAAAARD" screams from me
Koifish are you christian??
No >:D
@@Koifish if you would ever visit Norway or Iceland we could call you codfish
@@Koifish 😢