The Average Mount and Blade Crusader Experience
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- Pretty much your Average Mount and Blade Crusader Experience!
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Amazing 8 bit cover: • Sabaton-The Last Stand...
#funny #montage #memes
*FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LOOOOORD*
Hey hey heeeeeey! Been a while since i did one of these, so here you bois go! Sadly no stream this week! *If you haven't already, make sure to like and comment to help Papa Koi out in the algorithm!*
Koifish very own Discord: discordapp.com/invite/Trnr3UE
Great video pls do awoiaf, a clash of kings or tainted paths next. Love your channel
More star wars conquest
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT
>TFW the character doesn't die.
THE BEST ONE YET!!
DEUS VULT
Imagine the pope's face when he heard that Jerusalem was retaken by a random knight and 150 dudes
He will announce the second coming of our lord! The wielder of the holy grail which made all defenders too drunk to fight hahaha
And that the guy who led them was that asshole who kicked your ass at a tournament
That would be great
And our next target is Japan
cuz thats were Anime and WEEBS were coming
Tbh. The first crusade they were terribly outnumbered and almost starved to death on the field
What makes this even funnier is a crusade by the Holy Roman Emperor actually did happen around this time period (A few decades earlier). There was just one problem however.....That Holy Roman Emperor had been excommunicated by the Pope a few months before. He said "Fuck that, I'm still crusading" and went to the holy land anyway. The Ayyubid dynasty during that time was in a civil war, so the brother that controlled Syria and the Holy Land now had this large Crusading army to deal with. They decided to negotiate, and Jerusalem and the coastal strip on the road to the city was given over. The city would fall to an attack by marauding Khwarizmi Mercenaries about 15 years later, but its still an interesting, and often overlooked success in the Crusades.
4:19 not sure if Jerusalem or Shell gas station
It is not even a shell...
Par Kla r/wooooosh
What's the difference?
Crabbadabba lmao they’re the same
The same, Ppl do visit them from time to time
*FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LOOOORD!*
*(blasts Powerwolf and Sabaton)*
DEUS VULTTT!
DESU VULT :D
False VVar Metal
those bands are considered gay by the metal community
@@jakehey6924 *Sabaton fans used reverse card*
@@jakehey6924 Well we consider you gay soooo ya.
Wow made me feel such a nostalgia of the many hours i've played Stronghold at 0:05-0:10
Same, I love that game
Yeah love those games
Same, still one of my favorites after all these years.
Time to reinstall for me
Eat steel!
Random lord:" my pope, the new knight attacked Jereusalem with only 150 men"
The pope:"what he is crazy? He need a lot of men for conquer Jerusalem, we failed with largest army, for the love of god, he must retreat"
Random lord:" let me end the message, he attacked Jerusalem and he conquered it"
The pope:"..... ok but send to him 900 dinar and told to him i will keep the city"
Plays sabaton song about the hre invading the pope. takes Jerusalem for the hre
Truly heretical
*What can i say* It's Koifish
Hail talos
@@jimbotine Skyrim belongs to the *NORDS*
If I'm being serious the HRE didn't invade rome the Spaniards did. The HRE is what germany was called during the medieval period
It isn't the Complete Average crusader experience if u haven't sacked Constantinople!
DEUS VULT!
Oh, that is a burn on the Crusaders!
Yes sack thy neighbour
I CRY EVERY NIGHT
;(
DO IT AGAIN DANDALO
Who else started singing "the last stand" when music started
Me
All xd
Initially I was like “wait is that 8-bit sabaton?!” But after a second I was like “FOR THE GRACE AND MIGHT OF OUR LORD”
I hear Sabaton, I sing simple rule
@JustAFaggot its about the swiss guard's stand against the mercenaries from the HRE in a siege against Rome to allow the Pope to escape from the Kaisers claws, that was upset about the Pope supporting France, look it up.
A teutonic knight with a polish/lithuanian coat of arms fighting the saracens in an hre destrier
Nice
That's an image of Saint Martin, not a Polish or Lithuanian coat of arms. The colors are the same though.
Its often used in Georgian royal heraldry as well
Japanese vs Ottomans vs British IN TEXAS
@@Galdenberry_Lamphuck That's some age of empires shenanigans right there.
HRE is practically the daddy of the Teutonic Knights, that crossover is acceptable
The worst things in life
1.Not meeting/Seeing the pope
2.Your Butter has rot
3.Your Pizza is cold
4.NOT SEEING ANOTHER CRUSADE DURING YOUR LIFE TIME!!!!!!
People from midle east are like "WHAT?!" :D
Hehe crusades? More like failed attemps to take Egypt, Jerusalem, some parts of anatolia
Laughs in Turkoman
At least Italians got some traderoads
MATHEUZYT7 Jacob
List of Crusades:
This list is not complete
*YOU CAN HELP BY EXPANDING IT*
Help me with 4
@@barsyelken2518 What are you talking about? First Crusade was succesful in taking Jerusalem, and some others too.
Video about crusades
Last Stand playing*
Me: That's not... you know what? fuck it *FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD*
Man I made this account years ago, never did I expect to be indirectly referenced in a Koifish video
Hehehe!
Deus vult!
What is yhe reference
@@bugrilyus Cruz Aider
UA-cam offered to translate "hehehe" ... im like no thx, i already speak swedish
i lost it when it says "The King in the North!"
It said "The king in the Norf!"
Same
@@georgealin7472 no lmfao
*Deus*
And I can not stress this enough
*Vult!*
Any chance of a video on the Warsword Conquest mod?
YES PLEASE !!!!
I already asked for that in the star wars video. He said that he might.
love the stronghold: crusader sound effects
That Stronghold Crusader beginning tho. LMAO.
Koifish the meme god
"It's just me, Gabe Newell"
*Hat Merchant*
This joke just dawned on me
@@yoavmor9002 Same XDDD
koifish keep up the great work
"Great"
0:27
Tengo El Placer De Decir, Chileno De Corazooon! Saludos a Mis Compatriotas
I Have The Pleasure Of Say, Chilean Of Hearth!
Hugs From Chile :)
PD:The Vídeo Is Filmes In The Subway
And Yeah He is A Little Crazy Jaja
Who would win?
DEUS VULT!
or
PRAISE ODIN!!!
For Odin!
But deus vult a little at least.
PRAISE ODIN
Hail the Allfather
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT
Sees Seljuks.
CRIES
@An Anatolian Guy yorumdan bişey anladıysam ****** olayım
Gotta hate those cowardly horse archers!
Just a good army
@@Hussar-bt8sv are you a greek?
@@beypazarbagmls6791 don't know about him but I am a hittian
I have never heard an outros' songs' pitch get changed so many times for every video xd
HEHE
@@Koifish what is the beautiful song pls?
@@ulisesdemostenes7074 sabaton the last stand
But how many people listened to Sabaton before the memes?
Those are the true Sabaton fans.
People actually listen to sabaton unironically?
I still do
Me
DEUS VULT ! NON NOBIS DOMINE
Sed nomini tuo
its more like
LET NO NOOBS DOMINATE
Nope. Allahu Akbar > Deus Vult
@fantasticmoose look a atheist
@fantasticmoose why are you so mad on Christians community ,we cannot for that your asshole looks like Japanese flag than
please dont wrote hateful bullshit without reason
1:55 after the tf2 joke i want to die
Cruz Aider looks like Balian from Kingdom of Heaven dfq.
>playing without lance recruitment on
>starting in europoor
>JOINING HRE
Lance recruitment makes it too easy imo
@@dvls442 yes but it's historically accurate or at least as best as the mod devs could get it
Holy shit nice cover. Credit sound guy?
Not soundguy this time! Link in the description! :D
The kazoo cover was superior
Agree, still waiting for a full kazoo cover
Paritosh Deshpande paritosh aren’t you the guy from el jefe aka Jeff’s stream
@@AltAttano-kq8my yes, I am. Oh shit you're attano
Love the amounts of references, sabaton, and stronghold crusader too. Epik
We will take Jerusalem DEUS VULT
Hey. It's me. Ya boi God. Um. So I've decided to give Jerusalem to the Orthodox church. You can all suck my omnipotent d*ck.
@@walnzell9328 Byzantine is what i want
No you wont
They'll take Jerusalem over a mountain of dead civilians. But it's okay, because Jesus would have done the same, right?
Muslims and church have fought for it for more then thousand year but jews show up and took it without war. That is so fucking funny
“Takes whole video to get to Jerusalem”
Seems about right, just had to lose Jerusalem to make it perfect 👌
4:26 First selfie ever (colorized)
Medieval selfie
Stronghold references? 10/10 Footmen "FORWAAAARD" screams from me
I didn't know you played crusader! You should do a series on stronghold my dude
0:07
Attacker named will:👁️👄👁️
Attacker named non :👍
Do you know which mod it is? I really want to play it.
@@Xaycalijah anno domini, ik im a bit late but better late than never
@@lamelime1 thanks mate
0:27 I feel so proud this happened in my country, thanks for being a meme chile!! ❤
VIVA CHILE MIERDA
10/10 Would retake the Holy Land behind the leadership of Cruz Aider.
*MAY YOUR BLADES NEVER DOLL*
2:56
*NGHAAA!!* FACE MY *KICKS OF JUSTICE!*
That "Fuck you Hannibal this shit easy" had me laughing my ass off
Chooses The holy Roman empire, goes crusading, plays song about the holy Roman empire sacking Rome
The crusades are basically: " Deus Vult! Vs Allahu Akhbar!"
4th Crusade Deus Vult! vs O Stavros Nika!
@@avgvstvs7 oh yeah
While the jews watch.
@@tinbtinb1148 crusaders went after jews too
@@williamsmith6706 Not christian enoug
Ok, after this video I need somehow a Winged Hussars Experience, I don't care what you think of With Fire and Steel, Sabaton's worth it.
four seconds in "SWORDS MAN ATTAck!"
"RUN THEM THRU" [sounds of combat]
me: STRONGHOLD QUESTION MARK?
1:57 after seven years in development, hopefully it was worth the wait.
GUYS pizza theme song spiderman 2 the game 2:02
inhales deeply *IN THE NAME OF GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD*
Uuggh Stronghold crusader voice brings back the sweet nostalgia
The last stand. My favorite music.
This is the 3rd crusade if Frederick Barbarosa din't drown.
Finally! The video I’ve all been waiting for!
100% historical accurate
Ah nothing like Stronghold Voices from the Knight, Crossbow(?), and Pikemen(?) units to up your crusader game.
Pls do a Mount and Blade Janissary or Sipahi experience
Drachame Lethaldiran Sipahi is Indian
That song at 02:20 ... God is there anyone old enough to remember the delivering mini game in Spiderman? I mean c'mon i'm traumatized guys ...
You should try Crusade Against Jihad mod
I waited for such a glorious outro. Thank you papa.
What is that "Ave Maria, Ave Maria, DEUS VULT!" song?
@Ben Mokriš Thank you! And if I google that with some "AVE MARIA DEUS VULT" I eventually find the thing I need - the song itself with the phrase over it
Lmao the stronghold fx
1:09 probably he gonna make a funny face
1:11 king in the nord!!!!! ( prepare axe to chop some swadian milk drinker)
My favorite mount and blade video
Next week on crusader experience, the sand boi revenge
Sandboi SIMO?!
1:26, no YOU ARE HIGHER!!!!!!!!!!!!. Than me.
1:45 what is the song?
Bubamara
*The Last Stand starts playing* FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK THIS IS EPIC
6:40 my favorite part
Intro took me way back to stronghold crusader.. Good times... Now im going to frantically try to find and reinstall it after typing this... Wish me luck
2:10 Love, from an Italian fan haha
*hears stronghold quotes*
Ah finally, a man of culture
Wood needed.
Red&Blue Productions not enough gold m’lord
What Mod is it?
have u found it
Its anno domini 1257
@@thefunnier716 thanks
The music at 1:50 is always played by the chapel at Fasnacht in my village
0:27 a regular day in Chile with the trobadour
I’ve been here since 5000 subs and your channel has really grew
How to win the Pope's favor: beat him down in combat.
Makes sense.
Ok guys, let's raid the area Jerusalem
00:30 we are famous
No crusade is complete without Sabaton or Powerwolf playing continuously throughout the battle.
You, sir, are simply excellent at shitposting. You've grown much since your early days, and I foresee the day when you, even with your niche content and refusal to clickbait (almost, except for that awful Dank Edition *checkmark* thingy). This is the most well-edited video you've ever made. I guess you've learned much from Simo!
This mod is so damn good but i don’t play it anymore because whenever you siege a caste all your men die due to oil constantly being poured on your head while you try to break down the doors and you cant stop it
whats the name of the mod bruv
What mod is that?
Anno Domini 1257 warband
*With nostalgic Stronghold Crusader audio*
1:33 part about quitting i love that reference
Man I wait this version of Turkish
Koifish are you christian??
No >:D
@@Koifish if you would ever visit Norway or Iceland we could call you codfish
@@Koifish 😢
0:04 ah ye the good stronghold crusader memories are coming back
We will take back the HOLY LAND!
I'm Italian and this is exactly how we are born and raised in here
Are u from Scampia and grew up selling drugs and girls?
6:26 what is that song , i keep searching for it
Billy Joel - piano man
I see that you are in Art of Crusading
Another great made experience, full of jokes, memes and what i appreciate the most, your incredible talent of editing
Good job Koiboy!!
koifish and soviet womble crossover
DEUS VULT
*N O N N O B I S D O M I N E*
The references in this video are a comical masterpiece; excellent work, Mr Fish!
I heard bogan's voice... oh yis
Salaaddin Ayyubi : hold my zemzem
Everyone talking about everything in the video but I dont see anyone asking... is the brave soul that charged headfirst alongside koifish over the wall still alive? Did he make it long enough to see the glory of Jerusalem? The brave man at 5:41