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  • @PizzaMan879
    @PizzaMan879 8 місяців тому +2640

    Your honor, in my client’s defense, he was slightly pissed off.😡

    • @elmaster48
      @elmaster48 8 місяців тому +58

      Insanity plea.

    • @TheTruestZero
      @TheTruestZero 8 місяців тому +94

      Your honor, I plea for Insanity since he did all of this while hallucinating about greek gods.

    • @mohamednail1707
      @mohamednail1707 8 місяців тому +16

      *SLIGHTLY*

    • @Reigndolph
      @Reigndolph 8 місяців тому +5

      Yea! >=(

    • @mr.eternal4439
      @mr.eternal4439 8 місяців тому +14

      " So Mister uhhhhh, kratos , you admit guilty to these crimes ? "
      " You're no one for me to justify my actions " " I did what had to be done "
      " Will see what the judge has to say about that "

  • @firepeaman2440
    @firepeaman2440 8 місяців тому +1884

    I was not prepared to hear Kratos being guilty of tax evasion.

    • @thescorpion575
      @thescorpion575 8 місяців тому +160

      I was ready to forgive him, but tax evasion? Now we have crossed the line

    • @jackkanoff8817
      @jackkanoff8817 8 місяців тому +30

      Funny how i seen this comment as that charge was brought up

    • @MaZaki721
      @MaZaki721 8 місяців тому +11

      YOOO ME TOO

    • @polterghast12
      @polterghast12 8 місяців тому +13

      You know he's fucked at that point.

    • @AnthonyTheGodGaming
      @AnthonyTheGodGaming 8 місяців тому +6

      @@thescorpion575lmfaooo funny bro

  • @super8bitable
    @super8bitable 8 місяців тому +783

    Your honor, my client said he was sorry.

    • @cmpork7145
      @cmpork7145 8 місяців тому +18

      This is God of War, not Tekken.

    • @Rahnonymous
      @Rahnonymous 8 місяців тому +20

      Your honor, my client said "nuh uh"

    • @adhamwashere5320
      @adhamwashere5320 8 місяців тому +22

      Shall I bring him a crown then?
      He still commits crimes but now he's sad about it?

    • @volofant
      @volofant 8 місяців тому +11

      Judge: Do not be sorry, be better.

    • @Gam1ngAhmad
      @Gam1ngAhmad 8 місяців тому +6

      ⁠@@adhamwashere5320You are the sum of your choices, nothing more. And because your choices never change, you will learn that your executioner intends to fuck in you prison.

  • @andreserra6356
    @andreserra6356 8 місяців тому +750

    To be fair, you could use the argument that Kratos was being coerced or not in a sane state of mind during the Greek saga.

    • @arrownoir
      @arrownoir 8 місяців тому +16

      Not in GoW III

    • @NoeloCard
      @NoeloCard 8 місяців тому +101

      @@arrownoirthat was the most insane Kratos has ever been, lol

    • @martinc8965
      @martinc8965 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@arrownoirWhy?

    • @dragonMaster24921
      @dragonMaster24921 8 місяців тому +41

      I agree in GoW 1, 2, ghost, and chains, but in ascension that was him being sane and 3 he was cucoco for cocoa puffs. (Part of this psychotic breakfest)

    • @Meldrick-jv7sy
      @Meldrick-jv7sy 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@martinc8965Because he chose to attack Olympus. There was no I that coerced him into doing it.

  • @Gamerlord17
    @Gamerlord17 8 місяців тому +694

    imagine trying defend Kratos in court xD
    "Your honor my client cannot be held liable for these crimes, he claims insanity."

    • @blakemartyn7319
      @blakemartyn7319 8 місяців тому +68

      Imagine trying to arrest kratos in the first place 😂

    • @riyokuuzamaki7359
      @riyokuuzamaki7359 8 місяців тому +31

      He would add your death to his crimes😂

    • @Fernando5455Jr
      @Fernando5455Jr 7 місяців тому +10

      Shit works for joker every time

    • @lazarus8018
      @lazarus8018 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Fernando5455JrJoker is (usually) rich as fuck and operates in a city run by greedy bastards.

    • @vellinghem2187
      @vellinghem2187 7 місяців тому +9

      Saul Goodman: “your honor shut the fuck up because you wasn’t there.”

  • @Eric-1444
    @Eric-1444 8 місяців тому +942

    Your honor, my client spent the two most recent games and a DLC showing how sorry he is.

    • @GGGyes4764
      @GGGyes4764 8 місяців тому +83

      The honor: “By killing more Gods and committing destruction of property? We also can include multiple accounts of child endangerment “. But to be fair he is sorry and all of that was self defence, I hear-by declare the defendant not guilty

    • @chad-bin-sigma
      @chad-bin-sigma 8 місяців тому +34

      ​@@GGGyes4764 Your honour, he stopped the madness of the corrupted Odin and served him justice as the newly elected President of Scandinavia, and he was forgiven of his crimes in Valhalla

    • @GGGyes4764
      @GGGyes4764 8 місяців тому +9

      @@chad-bin-sigma understandable have a nice day

    • @chad-bin-sigma
      @chad-bin-sigma 8 місяців тому +5

      @@GGGyes4764 thanks, won't do it again

    • @autumnsteel307
      @autumnsteel307 7 місяців тому +5

      Which culminated in him SAVING THE REALMS FROM THE END OF THE WORLD

  • @juliolaurian1777
    @juliolaurian1777 8 місяців тому +454

    Your honor, with all due respect, you weren't there

  • @booneshow1863
    @booneshow1863 8 місяців тому +506

    So if Kratos has to pay fines, what is the exchange rate between blood orbs and USD.

    • @skibot9974
      @skibot9974 8 місяців тому +63

      Good question, I’m assuming blood orbs from rarer blood types would yield a higher currency

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 8 місяців тому +44

      I can see this in two ways. Let's first assume that the average of blood orbs dropped are 5.
      1 - Each orb represents partially how much money a person's life Is worth. For the sake of argument, 1/5 of all the earnings said person amassed during their lifetime.
      2 - If we're going into black market prices the same way organs are treated there, so the orbs as life essence could be worth millions each.

    • @booneshow1863
      @booneshow1863 8 місяців тому +12

      @skibot9974 Not necessarily. From a utility POV, there is not a lot of demand for type B blood, since you can give that person O. But rarer sub antigens can be more valuable

    • @Glogloflex1n
      @Glogloflex1n 8 місяців тому +6

      Then he just keeps getting charged for trying to obtain the blood orbs 😭

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation 8 місяців тому +12

      If we assume hacksilver holds the same value as real life hacksilver then he might be able to pay those fines since since he has millions of hacksilver pieces and each one would be extremely valuable to collectors in the modern day

  • @MegaDrain
    @MegaDrain 8 місяців тому +146

    God of War 3 was Kratos's court case and Kratos represented himself.

    • @Gamerlord17
      @Gamerlord17 7 місяців тому +17

      And he was everyones judge jury and executioner

  • @Soggysandwichwhynot
    @Soggysandwichwhynot 8 місяців тому +140

    your Honor, my client had nightmares and the gods broke a pinky promise!

    • @chad-bin-sigma
      @chad-bin-sigma 8 місяців тому +16

      Your honour, my client pleaded "oopsie"

  • @iurysouza4313
    @iurysouza4313 8 місяців тому +251

    It's funny that even if Kratos was imprisoned for his crimes, he would still be alive after serving his sentence.

    • @VatanKomurcu
      @VatanKomurcu 8 місяців тому +24

      yeah, that makes the punishment seem a bit light considering everything.

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation 8 місяців тому +40

      Killing him doesn’t even work. He can serve the death penalty once and get cleared on all charges after he’s declared dead. And so when he resurrects by leaving the afterlife he’ll be a free man

    • @GGGyes4764
      @GGGyes4764 8 місяців тому

      @@TheUncivilizedNationhe’ll be a free man like Morgan in this betch

    • @chad-bin-sigma
      @chad-bin-sigma 8 місяців тому +4

      Not actually, he is around a 1000 years old​@@VatanKomurcu

    • @santydoesreviews767
      @santydoesreviews767 8 місяців тому +9

      Also which police officer is going to stop kratos?!💀

  • @profikiller7303
    @profikiller7303 8 місяців тому +84

    Even if you give his the death penalty he will just climb out of hell

  • @IMAN_0584
    @IMAN_0584 8 місяців тому +55

    not even saul goodman can fix this💀

  • @Kyle_South198
    @Kyle_South198 8 місяців тому +202

    The Funny Part Is That Kratos In Actual Mythology Was The God Who Sent Punishments To People Who Commited Crimes😂

    • @shadowslayer2929
      @shadowslayer2929 8 місяців тому +7

      Actually he's the god of strength right?🤔

    • @Kyle_South198
      @Kyle_South198 8 місяців тому +31

      @@shadowslayer2929 technically yes but he was actually the one who protected the laws of zeus and whoever didn't follow them would be killed or torured

    • @framdeo1800
      @framdeo1800 8 місяців тому +11

      The irony

    • @ragtag369_
      @ragtag369_ 6 місяців тому +3

      Cratus is his mythology name.

    • @lordfishsticksthegreat829
      @lordfishsticksthegreat829 5 місяців тому

      kratos doesnt exist in actual greek mythology

  • @Sahnie-E
    @Sahnie-E 7 місяців тому +31

    I'm just trying to imagine Atreus' reaction to a court judge casually listing all the crimes of his father

    • @AgentHooligan
      @AgentHooligan 5 місяців тому +8

      Imagine Kratos having to explain the incest charge.

    • @samuel-rodriguez_
      @samuel-rodriguez_ 5 місяців тому

      ​@@AgentHooligansweet home Alabama

  • @plaguedr.crowvin3349
    @plaguedr.crowvin3349 8 місяців тому +155

    Would have loved if this was Greek laws instead of American laws.

    • @NigelMelanisticSmith
      @NigelMelanisticSmith 8 місяців тому +44

      That'd be serious commitment to justice lol

    • @Magmaticin
      @Magmaticin 8 місяців тому +33

      In Greek laws he would prolly get the most special celestial torture or sum 💀

    • @Kingcaligar
      @Kingcaligar 7 місяців тому +5

      Murder would end in death stealing death Breaking things up cant replace death death death 😂

    • @flamewolf2936
      @flamewolf2936 6 місяців тому +6

      That’s what pisses me off so MUCH, you cant use modern laws before they were actually signed/implemented, the most i’ve seen of this is OSHA, it was implemented in December of 1960 (even then certain violations weren’t implemented i think), you cant have an OSHA violation in 1950 because it didn’t exist, the entire GoW franchise takes place in BC, we know this because there is a historical war shown in the games hence forth any modern law is null, this is also in the time where you can say “This man is an afront to Ares! He hid in times of his home being destroyed by invaders! Kill him!” And you would get away with it just because of that

    • @geekisth
      @geekisth 5 місяців тому +1

      he would probably be free in 10 years the most.

  • @nicholascauton9648
    @nicholascauton9648 6 місяців тому +11

    Kratos breaking a blood oath with Ares qualifying as tax evasion was something I was not ready for.

  • @mqfii8992
    @mqfii8992 8 місяців тому +129

    Your honor, the defense requests the charges to be dropped because he's *REALLY* sorry and regretful of each and every one of these crimes.
    As for the jury, would *YOU* want to be responsible for a single father to be separated from his still developing son? Especially after such a short time after his mother passed away? Don't be the real monsters here...

    • @autumnsteel307
      @autumnsteel307 8 місяців тому +16

      I feel as if living with the weight of every single bit of remorse all these crimes carry is emotionally torturous enough as a consequence...

    • @t0f0021
      @t0f0021 8 місяців тому +3

      To be fair, seems like Atreus dont wanna be around him anyway, maybe better off? 🤷

    • @BossDragon3000
      @BossDragon3000 8 місяців тому +7

      Jury: Not Guilty! On the grounds that I want to live!

    • @GGGyes4764
      @GGGyes4764 8 місяців тому +6

      Your honor, it’s been 1000 years since, forgive ma boy Kratos

    • @victory8928
      @victory8928 7 місяців тому +2

      @@t0f0021atreus: Literally works with a known war criminal who masterminded and led to the harm and death of at least some of every civilisation in their region to save said father. He may be dumb but at least he doesn’t want him to die

  • @brayo.4793
    @brayo.4793 7 місяців тому +21

    The court" Guilty!"
    Kratos"NO PRISON CAN HOLD ME!!!"

    • @austinparker5053
      @austinparker5053 Місяць тому

      Kratos: "The hands of Death could not defeat me, the Sisters of Fate could not hold me, and YOU WILL NOT SEND ME TO JAIL! I *WILL* HAVE MY REVENGE!"

  • @ryguy9876
    @ryguy9876 8 місяців тому +68

    Your honor, my client pleads "whoopsy Daisy"

  • @reedmarcus6954
    @reedmarcus6954 8 місяців тому +49

    In his defense he told most all those he killed or dismembered to get out his way or else

    • @JuwanBuchanan
      @JuwanBuchanan 8 місяців тому +5

      Those doesn’t excuse those he killed that were completely innocent. Kratos was a Spartan general and was killing innocents before he met Ares but that was just the life of a Spartan warrior in ancient times. Now you could argue that he didn’t have the choice in the matter because he was trained to be a Spartan since childhood and the life of a Spartan was brutal

  • @TheShadowspear2
    @TheShadowspear2 8 місяців тому +74

    11:11 - 11:39 I don't agree with the Child Endangerment part because Kratos was doing it to save her 😂

    • @mpsins
      @mpsins 8 місяців тому +27

      And she was already dead so I don't think that's gonna stick in court

    • @TheShadowspear2
      @TheShadowspear2 8 місяців тому +8

      @@mpsins Exactly

    • @redshepherd32
      @redshepherd32 8 місяців тому +15

      if he stayed with her it meant the possible destruction of the entire greek world. And im sure kratos understood he didn't have the time to explain the entire situation to her. Let alone tell her she was technically already dead. If she wasn't already made aware that she was basically in the afterlife.
      yeah, kratos was 100% justified in making this decision

    • @gaudiestivy4297
      @gaudiestivy4297 8 місяців тому +3

      And I don't agree with plenty of other pathetic laws yet the fools all believe they're always right

  • @djgabucay
    @djgabucay 6 місяців тому +6

    Kratos: "Im not locked here with you, YOU'RE LOCKED HERE WITH ME!"

  • @wuebboltc
    @wuebboltc 8 місяців тому +65

    So will there be a follow-up video judging the Greek pantheon for their crimes? I imagine they're not in a position to be throwing stones (not that they're alive to speak in their defence....)

    • @byronrush9802
      @byronrush9802 8 місяців тому +14

      Yeah just the rape charges alone would burry the majority of the Greek pantheon, that's not counting all the tortures and body mutilations

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation 8 місяців тому +6

      The Greek Pantheon is the governing authority of Greece and their natural position of being gods puts them above their own laws that Zeus created himself

    • @windhelmguard5295
      @windhelmguard5295 6 місяців тому

      he who lives in a glass house...
      is advised to fuck in the basement.

    • @merusotajio2222
      @merusotajio2222 6 місяців тому

      ​@@TheUncivilizedNationI say you are no fun , ten years in solitary confinement !

  • @MissBabyForte
    @MissBabyForte 8 місяців тому +20

    After seeing this list of crimes Kratos has done, I can 1000% truly see Kratos felt like he doesnt deserve love and redemption when Kratos was in Nordic lands.
    He did some fuck up shit. I would have felt I dont deserve redemption either if I was Kraros.

    • @JuwanBuchanan
      @JuwanBuchanan 8 місяців тому +4

      That’s the point of him finally being able to forgive himself when he had to face to face with his younger self. He knows he may never be forgiven by those he he hurt especially in Greece but he can tell to make amends and be better.

    • @autumnsteel307
      @autumnsteel307 7 місяців тому +1

      @@JuwanBuchanan mhm

    • @autumnsteel307
      @autumnsteel307 7 місяців тому +1

      and I'm proud of him for facing these feelings and processing them

  • @skibot9974
    @skibot9974 8 місяців тому +70

    Everybody remember:
    If you did it, Better Call Saul
    If you DIDN’T do it call Phoenix Wright

    • @Dowux
      @Dowux 8 місяців тому +2

      Wise words

  • @matthewmccoyd2578
    @matthewmccoyd2578 8 місяців тому +41

    You're going directly to Hell, not jail, Hell, goodbye.
    *lands in front of the Hazbin Hotel*
    Spongebob Narrator: Several song-filled hours later...
    *WE CAN CHOOSE TO BE BETTER*

    • @ThatGuy-ky2yf
      @ThatGuy-ky2yf 8 місяців тому +7

      Reminds me of a recent hazbin meme where it's OJ Simpson entering the place

    • @matthewmccoyd2578
      @matthewmccoyd2578 8 місяців тому +7

      @@ThatGuy-ky2yf Yeah, except Kratos actually feels guilt about all the blood on his hands

    • @autumnsteel307
      @autumnsteel307 8 місяців тому +1

      😂

    • @potatosoup9536
      @potatosoup9536 8 місяців тому +4

      You know, I actually think that Kratos would be a welcome addition to the cast of that show lol

    • @matthewmccoyd2578
      @matthewmccoyd2578 8 місяців тому

      @@potatosoup9536 Kratos: For the sake of our children, we must be better.
      Adam: FUCK THEM KIDS

  • @cmpork7145
    @cmpork7145 8 місяців тому +49

    (After his guilty conviction)
    *Drops the soap*
    Me: Why is there a circle above me?
    *GoW music intensifies*
    Kratos: I only seek what I come to destroy...

  • @pharmcat8484
    @pharmcat8484 8 місяців тому +13

    Things get interesting when you realize your life sentences aren’t the same as his life sentences.

  • @Anotherguy1st
    @Anotherguy1st 6 місяців тому +4

    If Kratos was charged for his crimes there isn't a prison in all the realms that could hold him!

  • @gokojamesbond
    @gokojamesbond 7 місяців тому +10

    *Your honor, everything tried to kill Kratos*

    • @gokojamesbond
      @gokojamesbond 5 місяців тому +3

      @Murfy_GreenBottle Yes sir, but Poseidon attacked Kratos, so the multiple drownings will not be charged as 1st degree Genocide, but rather Involuntary Genocide

  • @arrownoir
    @arrownoir 8 місяців тому +16

    If they give him hard numbers, he would be able to eventually get out since he’s practically immortal.

    • @JohnBluemon
      @JohnBluemon 5 місяців тому

      True. A life sentence is technically only 100 years.
      Kratos is roughly 30s or 40s by GoW 1 and in GoW 2018 it has been 150 years since he opened the temple.
      Meaning he is at least 180. On the absolute lowest possible age.
      However as a full God, we have seen no upper limit for their ages. Age seems to be a showing of stress or just wanting to look old more than actually age as Zeus is younger than his brother Posiden and Zeus has white hair while Posiden does not.

  • @locomas67890
    @locomas67890 5 місяців тому +3

    "I need to end up CLEAN"
    *the fucking lawler:*

  • @tylercharles4587
    @tylercharles4587 8 місяців тому +28

    Answer for Betrayal is a second degree murder charge on the son of Hermes, some animal cruelty on Argos and ironically, Vigilantism as he was chasing down who killed said beast

  • @PossiblyAHooman
    @PossiblyAHooman 8 місяців тому +7

    Technically, Lahkesis and Atropos(2 of the Sisters of Fate) are alive. They're just trapped in their mirror forever

  • @sethhancock40
    @sethhancock40 5 місяців тому +2

    In a weak defense against the charges of Child Endangerment and Child Abandonment, had the defendant not chosen to leave his already deceased daughter in the Fields of Elysium, he would not have gone on to regain his Godly power and prevented a potentially devastating act of terrorism by Persephone that, if I remember correctly, would have erased the world from existence. And Kratos' reason for this was to prevent the soul of his daughter from being erased along with the world, ergo one could also say that his actions could be classified as self-defense, and defense of his child.

  • @therealsilverking4802
    @therealsilverking4802 6 місяців тому +11

    In my client's defence: Freebird was playing

  • @DearAnem0ia
    @DearAnem0ia 5 місяців тому +2

    Kratos being charged for tax evasion and incest were not in my bingo card this year 😂

  • @haiderzaidi5551
    @haiderzaidi5551 6 місяців тому +2

    As the defendants lawyer, this is my statement, your honour, my clients father was a prick

  • @anwenlokier2292
    @anwenlokier2292 4 місяці тому +2

    Well in my school vr game Kratos did technically got a second pardon but its weird (during the Exogon madness incident 1 of the realms that Exogon and Goalius were transported was the GOW world after Ascension which he got involved by damaging Exogons eyes which due to how Exogon is now so wanted that his murder is the pardoning of the criminal and Exogon damaged sight got him killed as he didn't see Goalius using the Infinity Blade to behead the terrorist)

  • @peterwilliams1724
    @peterwilliams1724 8 місяців тому +18

    Kratos did tax evasion? He's just as bad as Yoshi.

    • @victory8928
      @victory8928 7 місяців тому

      Tbf it is more like not paying a loan shark so tax evasion but smaller than government level

  • @riddler6398
    @riddler6398 8 місяців тому +7

    Jury: Guilty
    Kratos: So anyway I started blasting...

  • @ncrtrooper7246
    @ncrtrooper7246 8 місяців тому +2

    Your honor, my client is simply built different

  • @TheShadowDude
    @TheShadowDude 5 місяців тому +2

    Your honor, he was mildly inconvenienced

  • @AlbanianThrash
    @AlbanianThrash 6 місяців тому +2

    your honor, the world my client destroyed doesnt uhh exist anymore so those laws cannot be applied to him

  • @thezombiechild4602
    @thezombiechild4602 6 місяців тому +2

    Your honor, I would like to point out that Hercules would not leave my client be after he specifically said he didn't want to fight him

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 5 місяців тому +2

    “This is the God that murdered a pantheon because they *hurt his feelings?”*

  • @ItsMeEnduur
    @ItsMeEnduur 6 місяців тому +2

    If he was charged..... Nothing would happen, he'd just kill whoever tried to arrest him. Roll credits

  • @azzz1578
    @azzz1578 8 місяців тому +2

    0:47 It may not be murder but these were Zeus’ pets your honour. And may I remind you Kratos was trespassing on his land that those animals were protecting. Therefore it is at the very least animal abuse.

  • @killus_
    @killus_ 4 місяці тому +1

    6:37 In my clients defense, this property was trying to kill my client, he done it in self-defense

  • @fidelgandewo6067
    @fidelgandewo6067 5 місяців тому +1

    Your honor, my client has said himself that he was a "god of fool, god of pain" and also he said "a god of hope", which technically means that he has served all the allegation mention by your honor, and will offer a bail and community services as a bond, thank you your honor

  • @DisasterGaming934
    @DisasterGaming934 6 місяців тому +1

    Your honor i demand these charges be immediately dropped as as this is a case of force majeure as Kratos is a god he may do as he pleases

  • @chetankalyanreddyarabandi2818
    @chetankalyanreddyarabandi2818 6 місяців тому +3

    Your honour my client got betrayed by gods he worked for a they didn't complete their part of the contract they should be judged as well

  • @OTKRain
    @OTKRain 5 місяців тому +2

    Your honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy

  • @williamjackson8782
    @williamjackson8782 7 місяців тому +1

    As a member of the jury, I believe the fact he killed that asshole Hermes is enough to absolve him of all crimes. Thank you.

  • @sebastien4908
    @sebastien4908 5 місяців тому +1

    Atreus: father, how many crimes have you committed?
    Kratos: yes

  • @hudsonkilbury3416
    @hudsonkilbury3416 6 місяців тому +1

    My judge Mr Kratos would have a word with you in the circle room

  • @CRANKKK
    @CRANKKK 6 місяців тому +2

    Your honor, my client promised that he will be better

  • @haroldhathorn8928
    @haroldhathorn8928 7 місяців тому +2

    My boy even found a way to get a tax evasion charge snuck in

  • @bigmeme5328
    @bigmeme5328 6 місяців тому +3

    i mean what can they do lmao he’ll just slaughter the entire prison and continue on his journey

  • @nikitaromanovsikis9640
    @nikitaromanovsikis9640 6 місяців тому +3

    Funny thing that with everything Kratos did, Norway would only sentence Kratos to a maximum of 25 years

  • @christhechilled
    @christhechilled 8 місяців тому +27

    Do Cole MacGrath from Infamous! I smell a video series from this! Please do it! 🙏

    • @CyborgCharlotte
      @CyborgCharlotte 8 місяців тому +1

      Would that be just evil Cole or both?

    • @arrownoir
      @arrownoir 8 місяців тому +1

      Both.

    • @arrownoir
      @arrownoir 8 місяців тому +1

      Or Nathan Drake.
      The guy murdered a small country.

    • @christhechilled
      @christhechilled 8 місяців тому

      @@CyborgCharlotteEither one

  • @smsmaco1927
    @smsmaco1927 8 місяців тому +2

    Judge “ Kratos you have been sentenced to 80 death sentences and 5 million years along with 90 life sentences effective immediately”
    Kratos “ no “
    Judge “ you’re free to go sir “

  • @kazekamiha
    @kazekamiha 5 місяців тому +1

    I have to ask... how well do the charges hold up when the nation involved, umm... ceases to be, more or less?

  • @mykaelnyx8821
    @mykaelnyx8821 7 місяців тому +1

    What are you talking about breaking his brother out of prison? His brother was kidnapped as a child so he was actually been acting a long-term rescue operation

  • @theatre721
    @theatre721 6 місяців тому +1

    Your honor, I must reiterate that my client is, in the words of the prosecution's witness, a calm and reasonable person

  • @definiteg4909
    @definiteg4909 6 місяців тому +2

    Kratos would live through whatever sentencing you give him.

  • @kingnukeomega
    @kingnukeomega 5 місяців тому +2

    Wouldn't decapitating and taking helios' head count as indignity of a dead body (wore on belt)
    And dismembering a human body on top of the murder charge

  • @Weston-ir3jb
    @Weston-ir3jb 5 місяців тому +2

    he commited second degree murder against Poseidon

  • @Turtleishim301
    @Turtleishim301 7 місяців тому +2

    short answer, beyond the universal scale of anything possible.

  • @aced4fun
    @aced4fun 8 місяців тому +3

    “Your Honor, is there a charge for massacring a pantheon?”

  • @Sonic8577
    @Sonic8577 5 місяців тому +1

    Objection your honor, The water horses tried to kill kratos their for it was self defence.

  • @randam69420
    @randam69420 6 місяців тому +2

    Your honor, he is Kratos.

  • @goldmemberpb
    @goldmemberpb 5 місяців тому +1

    I mean, when you give out a life sentence for a crime, just a single one should do it. Everything else past that is just superfluous. Whether he lives for a century or a millennia, he would be in jail for life.

  • @rgshadin844
    @rgshadin844 6 місяців тому +2

    I can't believe he didn't add genocide

  • @Logan-qu4xm
    @Logan-qu4xm 8 місяців тому +3

    Your honor, this is just standard behavior for a Spartan

  • @JohnBluemon
    @JohnBluemon 5 місяців тому +1

    I would say that, so long as they have Human sentience, the longer lived a species is, the higher the sentence for their murder should be.
    Considering that fighting the Gods typically puts you inside of some sort of eternal punishment, I think that killing a God would be at minimum 1,000 life sentences.

  • @wxrthlessTTV
    @wxrthlessTTV 6 місяців тому +1

    "Your honour, my client had nightmares"
    "Case adjourned, defendant not guilty"

  • @Toyota_Supra-cp2ug
    @Toyota_Supra-cp2ug 4 місяці тому +2

    you honor my client says he had a bad day

  • @destinydeneir113
    @destinydeneir113 6 місяців тому +2

    Members of the jury and Judge I believe that Kratos should also be charged with Regicide for every Titan, Titaness, God, & Goddess that he kills

  • @ajax1241
    @ajax1241 7 місяців тому +1

    The sisters of fate would be self defense. He didn't go to the temple specifically to kill them, he just wanted to use their power to travel time, and when he demanded it, they attacked him.

  • @toxiczombiewolf5692
    @toxiczombiewolf5692 5 місяців тому +1

    Your search history must have been wild to Google the sentence lengths. 😂

  • @o0Emerald0o
    @o0Emerald0o 5 місяців тому +1

    ...Your honour, my client claims that he was at war for about 5/6ths of these charges, including basically everything before 2005, (GoW1) as well as through almost everything in 2007 (GoW2). Oh, and 2010 (GoW3)... So basically everything. What do you mean killing non combatants is a war crime?

  • @PariahRonin
    @PariahRonin 5 місяців тому +1

    Objection - counting God kills as human murders.

  • @popatsot1
    @popatsot1 8 місяців тому +2

    Your honor, my client pleads whoopsy daisy. 😂

  • @TheBlademan-
    @TheBlademan- 8 місяців тому +2

    Tax evasion and Child endangerment? Kratos would be a perfect fit as CEO for Tesla.

  • @dkj62990
    @dkj62990 2 місяці тому +1

    Kratos cannot be charged under American law, Due to none of his crimes being committed on American soil or against American citizens

  • @darkarpatron
    @darkarpatron 8 місяців тому +2

    The "Tax Evasion" made me laugh.

  • @xtaco38
    @xtaco38 6 місяців тому +2

    Your honor my client pleads “whoopsy daisy”

  • @kalebnolan8343
    @kalebnolan8343 5 місяців тому +1

    There’s only one man who can get this guy off

  • @jasonchaos236
    @jasonchaos236 8 місяців тому +1

    Your honor, you forgot, Omnicide and genocide

  • @madcat789
    @madcat789 8 місяців тому +1

    The court would like to call Arthas Menethil, former King to the Kingdom of Lordaeron, and once Lich King, to the stand.

  • @aurthurpendragon1015
    @aurthurpendragon1015 7 місяців тому +1

    The funny part is I'm pretty sure Kratos is still biologically immortal, so he'd be able to live out his sentence.

  • @abbyhagen2203
    @abbyhagen2203 6 місяців тому +2

    Your honer all charges should be dismissed on the grounds that Kratos is the god of war and was acting on what is expected for a Greek god to do, further more due to the fact that the Geneva convention didn't exist at the time of the crimes alleged he can not be judged by there standards.

  • @SpearEnthusiastDiletto
    @SpearEnthusiastDiletto 8 місяців тому +4

    Will there be Norse saga Kratos crimes video?

  • @minesimusic1447
    @minesimusic1447 6 місяців тому

    I love the bit at the end of "the defendant has fled the court room... which is out of our duristiction"

  • @backgroundnoise9310
    @backgroundnoise9310 8 місяців тому +3

    Kratos is beyond the laws of men.

  • @zaxplays_
    @zaxplays_ 6 місяців тому +1

    Jayoma would get him out with 2 months of public service

  • @SasaTamang-fi5oe
    @SasaTamang-fi5oe 8 місяців тому +1

    kratos:so.u are gonna put me in prision
    are u sure about that

  • @mrhalfsaid1389
    @mrhalfsaid1389 7 місяців тому +1

    Personally I'd argue that gow 2 should count as resisting sentence as Kratos went out of his way to not kill himself