Bert Kreischer | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2022
- Bert Kreischer returns to This Past Weekend for the third time. He chats with Theo about life on the road, gym shower horror stories, his life-changing experience riding a horse and more.
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Bert Kreischer is a stand-up comedian, podcaster and actor. Catch him on tour the rest of the year www.bertbertbert.com
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Theo we need a Midwest show 😭
Yea man Billy on the 21 speed
hey Theo love your stuff! suggest to Bert to change his prayers from help me, help me creator.. to thank you, thank you creator!! and things will really change for him
1st to 3rd grade..... bs
this is some of the funniest shit ive ever witnessed. It aint often that Theo cant get a word in
This conversation is like a bag of weed talking to a bag of cocaine in a drug dealer's pocket.
Couldn’t have said it better
😂😹👍🏼 spot on!
Absolutely nailed it
None of you have ever done weed or cocaine.
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
Theo dude..you completely underestimate yourself. You bring joy and love to so many people. You need to know that brother GANG GANG
Gang Gang
Gang Gang brother
Gang gang!
Gang gang brother
Gang baby
Theo just can't take a compliment without giving praise back. What a guy.
Or changing the subject. I sincerely had tears when Bert said “I love your brain” because we all feel that way.
Theo closing his eyes to visualize Bert's horse riding wet dreams is hilarious 😂
I read this comment while I’m seeing this 😂
Especially the part when he kinda jumped while coming
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Bert: "That's why I don't day drink"
Also Bert: "I drank all day yesterday"
he's so casual about extremely brutal acoholism
@@StarmenRocklmao thats one way to put it.
@@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 thats the only way, bert is sick and its super cringeworthy
@@StarmenRock you know what they say about opinions!
@@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 they're all wrong except mine
Theo’s presence is comfortable and cozy like some fresh apple pie
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
It's funny that you say that bc this is literally my comfort show!! I love sitting on my back porch w my dog late at night and watching this show. It makes me feel sooo so cozy esp the solo episodes.
He's a werewolf...
Theo has helped me through some really dark times. Glad he was there to help us all grow, laugh, cry, and move onward and upward. I started a podcast called "The Pod Pod Bros" because of Theo. Hope you guys watch and enjoy. Gang Gang 🙏🏽
Cornell West is whack! THOMAS SOWELL is the guy.
Theo, one thing watching your interviews has taught me is to always compliment the person who just complimented you immediately. You do it every single time someone says something nice about you, and its so admirable.
Its cause hes sooo humble. True humility too. Im almost certain he hardly ever thinks of himself. Hes the kind of guy who would help others before helping himself.
Im very unlike that. Im much more selfish and egotistical.
And thats how I know how pure and wholesome a guy like Theo is.
The way they both show their admiration for one another makes this so great.
How would that possibly make this great?
@@chriscollins3470 ?
@@chriscollins3470 because its nice to see mutual appreciation between people we appreciate?
Agreed…I hate all the hate Bert gets! He’s fuckin great, his wife is great (wife of the party podcast)….it’s great that he has people that love him.
If only Theo knew how much his viewers love him
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
truly
What a great time! Bert is the king of interviewing himself lol
I normally hate Bert. Happy I gave this a chance, big fan
@@kingxiii4680 projecting
@@n8archy121 same, his laugh turned me off for a really long time. Seems like he’s chilled out with the high pitched screeching while talking tho
He's also good at stealing stories. "Dan Connor" told that very same story to Rosanne (1990'S ROSANNE show) Rosanne asked if he'd ever bn in love before her. He told her yes & proceeded to describe his 1st major crush. She was a girl he had a class with: He said, "She'd cross her legs & dangle her shoe off the end of her toes...used to DRIVE ME NUTS!".
So either Brett here stole the story from the writers of "Rosanne" or it's one heck of a coinkadink.
PS: Idr WHICH ep, but it has to be w/in the first 3 seasons bc those are what I have (DVD) & have watched every disc multiple times. Thats why r'mbr it so well. Plus, its such cute & VERY UNIQUE & UNEXPECTED thing to say...err...til NOW 😒.
@@n8archy121 Ive never seen/heard of Brett b4, but Im instantly put off. Either its one heck of a coinkadink... OR... he stole that story from the writers of ROSEANNE (O.G. 1990'S) about his (supposed) 1st crush as a youth. "Rosanne" asked Dan if he'd ever bn in love before her, & he said "oh YEAH!!..." & proceeded to tell her about a girl who was in one of his classes:
"...& she had she'd AMAZING toes! She'd cross her legs & dangle her shoe of the end of her toes...used to DRIVE ME NUTS!"
Idr which ep. Seems they were at a fancy restaurant for their anniversary. I know it has to be w/in 1st 3 seasons, bc I have those 1st three on DVD & have watched em several times over.
(🤪 Im old)
So thats probly why I remb'r it so well..plus it was such a cute & UNIQUE lil story of boyhood...til NOW. 😒.
I guess Brett banked on no one knowing/remembering.
I'm a 73 year old woman and you guys had me in stitches I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.
Will you be my grandma?
Gang gang on the way grams!
As a woman also who listens to theos vids, the stories about how much and where they masturbated shocks me. I didnt know it was on their mind so much. It was on mine, I wish us girls knew!
@@lilme7052 I also wish you girls knew!🤣
I didn't even thought girls cared at all (because they were so dismissive&"hard to catch" even when they apparently were interested) but growing up&getting older I realised how much love&beautiful moments that I missed out on.
Hearing the stories now afterwards (having met some of the girls I grew up with) how interested the girls actually were in us guys really is a little bit of a downer but us guys was the only ones that tried to make something happen and the "standoffish"/distant behaviour from the girls made us unfortunately think that none of you felt the same things as us😅🙈
Sorry for a long reply back🙏🏻
Be well and I wish you a happy wekeend☀️
@Outside_The_Wall Its messed up isn't it?! That we like you and you liked us but we played hard to get or thought you didn't like us anyway. My god 😆
god i love berts laugh, a dolphin with severe asthma frantically searching for his inhaler
Lmfaoooo this comment is underrated asf
It’s fake af
It's because he's literally dying. So funny. Or pathetic...whichever
#babywalrus
OMG!! I literally just finished reading your comment about Bert's laugh and then BAM! He started laughing! An asthmatic dolphin... All I'm ever going to hear from this day forward!😂🤣
"Let your mind be a vacant lot where the present moment can loiter"
Wow Theo!
Super profound ❤
He's a linguistic Einstein
The fact Theo brought up his addiction struggles with vaping the moment Bert spoke highly of him is a perfect representation of why I love this dude
theo is theo
"I remember going down on my dad"- Bert 😑
@@kingxiii4680 wut
@@skketzkeet1148 Idk how he meant it but he said that shit lol
"Theo, you are LITERALLY HONESTLY a TREAT to listen to!"
[proceeds to interrupt Theo for the 44th time]
“Is there alcohol in this?” “No.” “Ohkay.. 😢” LMFAO Bert is the best alcoholic out there.
Bert is so caught up in telling his cocaine story 🤣🤣 he can't even see Theo salivating with every word😁😁
Bert could talk 2 a brick wall
He did the same thing to Bobby Lee with drinking stories on the latest Something’s Burning… there is a serious disconnect in his brain where he is so oblivious to how disrespectful he can be to people who are going through something like that… he claims to be such an “empath”, but doesn’t realize how toxic some of those stories can be to certain people at certain times… love the guy (and that is his chosen branding, that he stays true to), but it was pretty cringe/hard to watch how triggering the topic was to Theo… I definitely appreciate how Theo was so connected to the issue, that he immediately cut to the better help ad read as the story ended…
I love the shot of him clinching his teeth, smiling and giving the ok 👌 signal.
@@chuckberry1853 I get what you're saying and it was extremely irritating with Bobby Lee but it's not with Theo Von because Theo isn't clean for very long EVER while Bobby was sober for YEARS!
@@jacobiwilson3887 valid points, and I’m definitely picking up what you’re putting down, but I wasn’t qualifying irritability levels for which was better or worse, just pointing out that it was cringe in general… it doesn’t seem as though Bert does it out of malice, or with ill-intent, but being oblivious is just as disrespectful to anyone who openly has issues with that kind of stuff-it was just a moment that seemed a bit too aloof in relation to the gravity of the topic… as was clearly obvious with how Theo’s engagement in the conversation changed so dramatically… lol
Theo..... eyes closed imaging He's on Bert's WET DREAM Horse!?!
I almost Died 🤣
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
I'm fuckin crying over here 😂😂😂
LMAO 😂💀
Time stamp ?
Watched it about 10 times. Absolutely hilarious
I can tell you from personal experience that just knowing God without ANY hesitation or care of what anyone else on earth has to say about it. IS JUST CONSTANTLY AWESOME!
I’ve gone my entire life without admitting that I did what Burt said he did when he first started yanking. This is a cathartic moment for me
Thats hilarious bro
Wish you gave a timestamp. I've been listening to this in segments while multi tasking. I'm 2/3 through it & am unsure if I missed it. Hopefully it'll be in this last portion.
@@danp1471 It's at around 20 mins
I became such a big fan of Theo so quickly after finding out about him. I love your style, your humor, your brain. You're awesome Theo. Thank you for everything you do, brother.
Just go marry the dude 🤣
@@slimmg7566 sugar daddy vibes? I'm with it.
honestly, same here bro. saw him on a tiktok, he cracked me up and down the rabbit hole i went.
Stfu hoe ass pool boy
I do more tha. You do
Yup, he's one of my favorite comedians.
Theo, that was the best impression of a man having a nocturnal emission while dreaming of riding a horse I've ever seen
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
"The merch" killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he said free bird while the plane is going down 😂 YES
Been married 10 years, and my wife just recently became a fan of theo. I've been a fan for a long time but her jumping on the theo train brought us together just a little bit more and now we send theos vids or shorts to get a much needed laugh throughout the day. Thanks brother.
Would you share her stink wink witcha
boy?
I've been with my wife for 10 years, I've been listening to podcasts/comedians the last 5 and she would listen along and Theo truly brought us together in the same way.. his comedic style just works so well for both of us, we laugh so hard together.
I never have to turn the volume up and down as many times as I do listening to Bert on a podcast.
You don’t like hearing that squeaky pterodactyl noise Bert calls his laugh at high volumes?
His laugh is painful
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
lmfao that is so bert... is no one going to mention how he says ''tattoo'' its like satire almost how he says it... tuttwo
@@bigdogblast "Ben AFLECK"
Both you guys are special handy capable super buddies
💀👏🏽
Honestly I would love to just be in a room and have just a deep conversation with these two. Theo has the ability to have these deep conversations but also have the conversation from way left field. Bert is deep individual too. I just feel like sitting down with them and just chatting about life would be such an amazing experience.
Love it how Theo jusy sat there and let Bert talk, even though Theo couldn't get a word for himself 😅 I love Theo's one liners.
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
Just like Tom lol
“The reason you have Bert as a guest is so you can just relax for 2 hours.” -TS
Look at his podcast with Jesse Ventura. Its 10 times worse than this one
@@ItzMalick how about you stop spamming accounts and you will grow naturally instead of annoying people.
Theo totally titled his memoirs in this podcast “the present moment is loitering in the vacant lot of my mind” Theo’s a damn genius for real.
Dude.... This cat is the lord of the English language! When he gives detailed depictions of his life experiences, he is so believable that you would almost think you're listening to an actual 911 call recording.
@@ripwheeler8175 a 911 recording 😂 that’s something Theo would say
Total fucking genius.
Shit sounds philosophical af 😂😂
Seeing the growth in all of you guys over the past few years has been truly inspiring.
Theo Von has definitely become my favorite comic over the past couple of years. Just for the fact that he’s a genuinely good guy on top of being funny AF! Edit: I’m 23 minutes in and my sides are already hurting from laughing so hard! Idk if I can take two more hours!
Bert saying he’s not an alcoholic and that he’s in good shape right now had me dead
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
Dude saying he doesn’t have his first drink until midnight is laughable
@@dannoreyes1123 he just talked about getting onnit with a key of coke and your calling him laughable , maybe i misinterpreted this comment bro but if you havent been through the trenches i suggest you put the work in you helmet haha
@@Gasser24769 what? Lol
@@dannoreyes1123 Fuck knows bro
Theo's sponsor breaks are the only sponsor breaks i've ever enjoyed watching and that actually make me giggle. God bless you Theo, you're a gem.
nothing compares to bill burr, but theos are good too
Someone's never listened to Cumtown
Get that Hitter !
Where did he get the part about the candy canes and walking canes?
tim dillion's are pretty funny too
bert being the wingman at the end what a true friend. " it aint fun unless we all get some" lol
Almost died laughing while bert gave a play by play of his wet dreams as a kid lol Theo is over there with his eyes closes like he's being put into a trance 😂
Bart is so hilarious and goofy but it hit me HARD when he said "I love being alive. My favorite part of being alive is loving that you're alive." Dumb deepness is the best
Who tf is Bart?
@@trxgic2300 Bart Chrysler
@@trxgic2300 bert sampson
It’s Brent Kilshner dummies.
@@go4069 Burnt Cruller
Bert: “I don’t ever day drink. I can’t do it”
Bert 1 minute later: “I started drinking at 7am yesterday”
@Some Words mmm fresh cup of heiron before work my fav
The best part of waking up is titos in my cup
Idk why he would even lie about that. He's been on record countless times talking about day drinking. Unless he was lying about those times and exaggerates his party lifestyle. Who knows with Bert?
That’s not day drinking thats morning drinking😂
Love Theo and Bert. ❤ Their pods highlight how good-hearted and thoughtful they are in addition to being brilliant comics.
I remember watching Theo on MTV's "Road Rules" back in like 2000. Didn't hear anything about the guy for 20 years and now here he is doing his thing. lol
Haha I’m glad I found him a few years ago because my sense of humor was terrible twenty years ago 😹 I wouldn’t have appreciated him.
Theo's podcast is better than any other media out today. Its no wonder so many other comedians want to do a podcast with Theo. RIP Shaub.
Tuesdays with Stories is much better.
@@cpreid lmfao bad friends is the highest rated podcast, and it trumps this
I thought KATS was funny when Theo was on there. It totally turned after he moved to Nashville.
@@aculeatus4356 i wish I thought it was funny or that I at least enjoyed bad friends. Same with your moms house podcast with segura but it’s so ordinary.
Theo is hilarious on his own podcast in his own vibe. Having him on any other podcast just means he'll be cutting off comedians to say "my cousin was raised by a squirrel" 20 times.
love when bert talks about his family.. he lights up.. you can tell hes truly happy
@@Lee-wk3cb hahha im happy to see im not the only one disliking Bert. I cant stand him, his laugh and his lame ass jokes. I have no idea what hes doing between all those talented comedians. but i guess they like him for some reason.
@Lee-wk3cb he has a right to be happy. You disliking him is petty. Yeah he's a narcissistic drunk, but everyone has the right to be fucking happy. I wish i could be that fucking happy
18:14 Bert’s octopus joke is wild 💀💀
Bert's talk about his wife and the fear of "getting caught" is incredibly insightful. Beautiful podcast
"I'll suck off an aorta!" I died laughing. Theo, you're a treasure and must be protected at all costs.
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
@@ItzMalickstop this nonsense
As someone that used to party. Me and theo saying "TO TAKE HOME????" at the exact same time had me in tears. Love you theo. Love to see you winning brother
out of everything Bert said... that was the thing Theo just couldn't comprehend. 🤣
I'm UPSTAIRS
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
Ya there's no way Bert was correct on that amount he was just given for free fo take home 🤣🤣🤣
@@ItzMalick but do you have an actual job as well? You know, one that contributes to society in some way…
Tim Dillion and Theo cannot be compared. Theo is hands down in a league of his own at this place on the podcast spectrum.
Lol you could tell Theo wanted to correct him on Wallen each time 🤣🤣
Theo brings the best out of every comedian he brings on the show. Much love, gang baby
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
Bert: he does things for anti-aging
Theo: walking, thinking
😂😂
Amen 😂
Man, I seriously just sat and watched this entire video. Freakin love it!!!!
This podcast was a wonderful watch. Felt like I was hanging out with buddies I've known for years. Cheers guys.
Literally has Google at his fingertips ...Theo: "I mean I could draw him for you. Well im not even that good at drawing" don't change a thing man love you 🤣
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
Theo is always talking about and wanting to draw something or someone!!! Hahahah I think he secretly wants to be an artist instead of a comedian
Theo is so trustworthy he brings out the absolute best qualities of everyone around him. His friends are so lucky.
All except bill burr
@@avgoustinospatakas7040 it would be interesting to see bill revisit now that he's done mushrooms and not as... Burrish
man , mushrooms got nothing on the old guy burr hides inside and outside of him...pure evil haha
@@avgoustinospatakas7040 I love Burr but I agree with you haha the two just are polar opposites and don’t mesh at all.
@@OSS976 id say it was burr flashing his veteran card in the newcomers face. awful mindset to have but very common
theo is just one of a kind man .. gang gang bro
The good vibes in this podcast is contagious!
Burp CryShart looks like he gets his blood pressure tested with a tire gauge at Jiffy Lube.
"The way I drink at airports is the way horses run"
- Bart Kreischer
"Eat my shorts"
- Bart Simpson
The horse running part was cracking me up 😂
Whenever I hear the word “Inflammation” Bert is there first thing that comes to my mind.
Theo feels like almost too good of a guy to be a comic. What a sweet dude. And so many hilarious throw away lines that Bart just steamrolled over
You must of watched a different pod, Bert laughed at nearly everything Theo said…
Who's Bart
@@aaronballeck3153 Brent kreischer
@@adamobrien1534 Brendan Kreisher*
@@lonelylubberkin7299 no most of the time he just said his own story and kept talking. Nearly no acknowledgement
I’m glad Theo knows we all suffer from mental illnesses that keep us from sleeping at night, so he posts these at this time for all us
drugged-up nocturnal folks who need a little sunshine in our life… cause we’re gonna sleep all day anyways. Thank you Theo Von.
Nocturnal Gang gang.
Speak for yourself but there's a lot of us that aren't weak minded freaks that have so called mental illnesses
@@apeface1344 🤣 You’re talking about your dear friend Theo as well bud. Your mental illness just showed itself. You my friend, have a personality disorder. You will reject it, that’s fine, but to me and everyone else that knows anything about psychology will agree. I don’t judge you, don’t worry. (Edit: Possibly a sociopath or some form of psychopathy).
@@dezzmaan5079 yeah I don't know why he is watching if it doesn't entertain him. And knowing how hard and long Theo worked to get here, longer than 14 years, complimenting him and encouraging him is just nice and this guy is showing signs of that incel mentality that Cane mentality where if someone is successful in their field and others recognize them, they have to do something to try and ruin it because they cant stand that.
Wow me right now 🤣😅🤣 love from OZ
Mr. @Ape Face decided to delete his comment saying:
“Speak for yourself, but there’s those of us individuals who aren’t weak minded freaks.”
“If you like threatening your Uber driver and making him go fast” 💀
Anytime I feel like a loser I just put on a little Bert to remind me it's not that bad for me
Lol setting the bar low enough to look okay, I see.
He has millions. Still feel better?
It's amazing that 10 minutes in Bert finally realizes it's started 😂😂😂
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
This is going to be good. Bert and Theo have a great vibe together
them southern boyz
@Bubba he’s from the literal southernmost state in the nation
@Bubba Hell nah lol def not from Texas
@@timstradley5819 he’s from the coast. The south starts about 40 miles inland 😂
@@fatguyonthc accurate! and ironically it reeeally starts more than 100miles north of where he grew up
I am the machine is definitely Bert's round and round
I'm going to that show in Alaska. Can't wait, Bert! Great episode as usual Theo!
I love how excited Bert gets for non existent plans
Bert legit never stops talking. It’s crazy.
That adderall snaps
@@makidiaz3894 No wonder he and Whitney are best friends.
Well he’s entertaining and the guest
@@CAPTINjacksparrow I meant literally ever. Have you seen his podcast with Tom? He doesn’t ever stop talking.
@@asapbruhhhhh Again entertainment
they sound like 2 really good friends next to the play ground... I love you guys
Appreciate this candid conversation about addiction. No lies detected.
dude, to hear bert describe his inner voice just like mine and to see the parallel in my binge drinking hit me in some way
I love how much Bert tells Theo people love him.
31:35 is a golden transition.
I was having a bad day then I watched this podcast.. saved my day for sure! you both are the best! @TheoVon @BertKreischer
Adam Sandler came into the restaurant where I work one time, right before the pandemic. He had gone to Magic Mountain with his kids and a buddy that day, and was looking for a place to eat b4 heading back home. He was the coolest guy ever 😊 I managed to withhold my declarations of fandom (unlike Bert) and just served him like anyone else. He was such a kind guest and it was completely surreal to see him in person. Love to the Sandman
These two intellectual giants will teach us many a philosophical notion, here.
@Hash Hey, dumb dumb. You said it twice. A true intellectual giant..
Gang gang, over.
@Hash good job, you deleted. We Tod.
@Hash screenshot it for this very moment 🤷♂️
‘Intellectual giants’ are usually fucking miserable tbf
What a great time! Bert is the king of interviewing himself lol. If only Theo knew how much his viewers love him.
The way I drink in airports is how horses run
“Does she bat at the wiener like a cat!” Haha I love that line 😂
Let's hope Theo can get a word in
we all know brent isnt going to let that happen🤣
🤣
Mean...but not wrong.
Berts ability to just have a great time and live life how he wants to is so amazing man. Being rich helps but maybe one day 😏. You guys inspire me every week. Gang.
What a great convo, felt like I was in the room. Shout-out both of yall
Wow Theo & Bert. So profound. So worth every word. The more you talk with them the more you check in with them the more the relationship grows. It takes the stress off of your life. There is a bigger picture. Thank you both for your honesty. Honestly, thank you.
This podcast has got me through a lot of tough days at a labor intensive job, the intro song has become so wholesome, top 3 podcasts imo
JRE, Theo, and ?
GANG GANG 🙌
This is the exact stuff you put on in the background with friends, or when you play drunk video games. It's the best.
“And I was riding horses” what😂
i feel like bert is not taking theo´s addiction serious enough if he tells these cocaine stories... my mouth is watering right now and i am 7 years sober...
Yeah he doesn't care. Like when theo said so and so plans to drink again and Bert said "good for him" he doesn't care. He only says caring things because he thinks that's what he's supposed to say
U realise these are comedians, right…
When bert told him he loves the way he paints the picture of the story he’s about to tell and then theo compliments bert and literally does exactly what bert was talking about lol
45:40 what was that laugh bro 😂
Am I the only one who feels like his theme song is just the best for him & this podcast? It makes me happy & I just love hearing it. ❤
Brent nailed it on the head , theo is a special person. I wish I had the vocabulary to explain how special he is , I can only explain it as his advertisements are the only ones I'll not skip...always pure gold . I love burt too and this podcast made me love him even more. I love comedians podcasts but I especially loved this one
Completely agree! Love Theo and Bert, and their pods highlight how good hearted and thoughtful they are in addition to being brilliant comics.
*Bret
Listening to barts line stories made me itch and that isn't even my drug of choice. Stay strong Theo dog - you the man.
Bert does this to every sober person he speaks to. He questions their sobriety then goes on and on in vivid detail about how much he loves alcohol/drugs. Cannot stand the dude. Although he’s probably doing it because he’s insecure and sober people remind him how out of control he is
Weak
@@CAPTINjacksparrow from the guy who changes his YT channel to fictional characters.
Nice.
@@HartJon282 to a channel who uses a boring ass typical name as Brandon… smells like Weak
I wanna hear more about Berts process. He’s such a deep guy actually, love to hear about his thinking and how he came up with being shirtless
Oh my god this made my whole MORNING! Ain’t laughed this hard and felt so “yaaaa I know what u mean” and good in so long. I NEEDED this like oxygen! Thank u BOTH!!! Xoxoxox 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🖤
Theo can't get a word out of Bert. A very quiet dude.
44:36 Bert talks about why day drinking is bad and then immediately says he drank at 7am the day prior 🤣🤣🤣
LOL right. Only non alcoholics drink at 7 am.
@@CleanHead non alcoholics drink at 7am lol good I feel better about myself
Theos search history must be WILD lmao
I’ve watched a lot of comedy podcasts and this episode here is the most consistently funny one I’ve ever saw.