Bert Kreischer | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon  Рік тому +108

    bit.ly/theo-von

    • @JLP_710
      @JLP_710 Рік тому +8

      Theo we need a Midwest show 😭

    • @imbaddass1-bq2xk
      @imbaddass1-bq2xk Рік тому +10

      Yea man Billy on the 21 speed

    • @PennyGoneWild
      @PennyGoneWild Рік тому +3

      hey Theo love your stuff! suggest to Bert to change his prayers from help me, help me creator.. to thank you, thank you creator!! and things will really change for him

    • @brandennfinch
      @brandennfinch Рік тому +2

      1st to 3rd grade..... bs

    • @Devoflex
      @Devoflex Рік тому

      this is some of the funniest shit ive ever witnessed. It aint often that Theo cant get a word in

  • @ddbsketchupforthesoul6488
    @ddbsketchupforthesoul6488 2 роки тому +3138

    Theo dude..you completely underestimate yourself. You bring joy and love to so many people. You need to know that brother GANG GANG

  • @sladey21
    @sladey21 2 роки тому +470

    Theo just can't take a compliment without giving praise back. What a guy.

    • @autumnsantomauroganggang
      @autumnsantomauroganggang Рік тому +6

      Or changing the subject. I sincerely had tears when Bert said “I love your brain” because we all feel that way.

  • @DerusGrindz
    @DerusGrindz Рік тому +99

    Theo, one thing watching your interviews has taught me is to always compliment the person who just complimented you immediately. You do it every single time someone says something nice about you, and its so admirable.

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Рік тому +5

      Its cause hes sooo humble. True humility too. Im almost certain he hardly ever thinks of himself. Hes the kind of guy who would help others before helping himself.
      Im very unlike that. Im much more selfish and egotistical.
      And thats how I know how pure and wholesome a guy like Theo is.

  • @akademikz23
    @akademikz23 Рік тому +789

    Theo closing his eyes to visualize Bert's horse riding wet dreams is hilarious 😂

  • @TrickyBoa
    @TrickyBoa Рік тому +319

    The way they both show their admiration for one another makes this so great.

    • @chriscollins3470
      @chriscollins3470 Рік тому

      How would that possibly make this great?

    • @TrickyBoa
      @TrickyBoa Рік тому +1

      @@chriscollins3470 ?

    • @Inkaddiction906
      @Inkaddiction906 Рік тому +10

      @@chriscollins3470 because its nice to see mutual appreciation between people we appreciate?

    • @ambermiller3845
      @ambermiller3845 6 місяців тому +2

      Agreed…I hate all the hate Bert gets! He’s fuckin great, his wife is great (wife of the party podcast)….it’s great that he has people that love him.

  • @lyndawatson8312
    @lyndawatson8312 Рік тому +81

    I'm a 73 year old woman and you guys had me in stitches I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.

    • @picklefart
      @picklefart Рік тому +5

      Will you be my grandma?

    • @IsmetAmeti-de6xe
      @IsmetAmeti-de6xe Рік тому +7

      Gang gang on the way grams!

    • @lilme7052
      @lilme7052 Рік тому +4

      As a woman also who listens to theos vids, the stories about how much and where they masturbated shocks me. I didnt know it was on their mind so much. It was on mine, I wish us girls knew!

    • @Outside_The_Wall
      @Outside_The_Wall Рік тому +1

      ​@@lilme7052 I also wish you girls knew!🤣
      I didn't even thought girls cared at all (because they were so dismissive&"hard to catch" even when they apparently were interested) but growing up&getting older I realised how much love&beautiful moments that I missed out on.
      Hearing the stories now afterwards (having met some of the girls I grew up with) how interested the girls actually were in us guys really is a little bit of a downer but us guys was the only ones that tried to make something happen and the "standoffish"/distant behaviour from the girls made us unfortunately think that none of you felt the same things as us😅🙈
      Sorry for a long reply back🙏🏻
      Be well and I wish you a happy wekeend☀️

    • @lilme7052
      @lilme7052 Рік тому +1

      @Outside_The_Wall Its messed up isn't it?! That we like you and you liked us but we played hard to get or thought you didn't like us anyway. My god 😆

  • @ovechkin0831
    @ovechkin0831 2 роки тому +509

    I became such a big fan of Theo so quickly after finding out about him. I love your style, your humor, your brain. You're awesome Theo. Thank you for everything you do, brother.

    • @AirForceOneCV2007
      @AirForceOneCV2007 2 роки тому +1

      Just go marry the dude 🤣

    • @ovechkin0831
      @ovechkin0831 2 роки тому +11

      @@AirForceOneCV2007 sugar daddy vibes? I'm with it.

    • @aka-stavy3926
      @aka-stavy3926 Рік тому +5

      honestly, same here bro. saw him on a tiktok, he cracked me up and down the rabbit hole i went.

    • @JohannenJohnson-li3qz
      @JohannenJohnson-li3qz Рік тому

      Stfu hoe ass pool boy
      I do more tha. You do

    • @rawdaaljawhary4174
      @rawdaaljawhary4174 Рік тому

      Yup, he's one of my favorite comedians.

  • @PepeSi1via
    @PepeSi1via 2 роки тому +4199

    This conversation is like a bag of weed talking to a bag of cocaine in a drug dealer's pocket.

    • @r8i0y5
      @r8i0y5 2 роки тому +85

      Couldn’t have said it better

    • @josebeltran9498
      @josebeltran9498 2 роки тому +31

      😂😹👍🏼 spot on!

    • @CompleteProducer84
      @CompleteProducer84 2 роки тому +21

      Absolutely nailed it

    • @jamesbael6255
      @jamesbael6255 2 роки тому +42

      None of you have ever done weed or cocaine.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому +3

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @riotpb10
    @riotpb10 Рік тому +404

    Bert: "That's why I don't day drink"
    Also Bert: "I drank all day yesterday"

    • @StarmenRock
      @StarmenRock Рік тому +36

      he's so casual about extremely brutal acoholism

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Рік тому +3

      ​@@StarmenRocklmao thats one way to put it.

    • @StarmenRock
      @StarmenRock Рік тому +13

      @@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 thats the only way, bert is sick and its super cringeworthy

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Рік тому +1

      @@StarmenRock you know what they say about opinions!

    • @StarmenRock
      @StarmenRock Рік тому +21

      @@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 they're all wrong except mine

  • @trewlyrics
    @trewlyrics 2 роки тому +187

    The fact Theo brought up his addiction struggles with vaping the moment Bert spoke highly of him is a perfect representation of why I love this dude

    • @moondancer858
      @moondancer858 2 роки тому +5

      theo is theo

    • @kingxiii4680
      @kingxiii4680 2 роки тому +4

      "I remember going down on my dad"- Bert 😑

    • @skketzkeet1148
      @skketzkeet1148 Рік тому

      ​@@kingxiii4680 wut

    • @kingxiii4680
      @kingxiii4680 Рік тому

      @@skketzkeet1148 Idk how he meant it but he said that shit lol

  • @rc_htx
    @rc_htx 2 роки тому +79

    Been married 10 years, and my wife just recently became a fan of theo. I've been a fan for a long time but her jumping on the theo train brought us together just a little bit more and now we send theos vids or shorts to get a much needed laugh throughout the day. Thanks brother.

    • @adcreel9079
      @adcreel9079 2 роки тому

      Would you share her stink wink witcha
      boy?

    • @billymanuel1503
      @billymanuel1503 2 роки тому +2

      I've been with my wife for 10 years, I've been listening to podcasts/comedians the last 5 and she would listen along and Theo truly brought us together in the same way.. his comedic style just works so well for both of us, we laugh so hard together.

  • @victoriasmith1240
    @victoriasmith1240 Рік тому +156

    god i love berts laugh, a dolphin with severe asthma frantically searching for his inhaler

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Рік тому +4

      Lmfaoooo this comment is underrated asf

    • @JasonGenom
      @JasonGenom Рік тому +15

      It’s fake af

    • @curtisyastic4130
      @curtisyastic4130 Рік тому +1

      It's because he's literally dying. So funny. Or pathetic...whichever

    • @AshlynPonder
      @AshlynPonder Рік тому

      #babywalrus

    • @crystal3674
      @crystal3674 Рік тому +2

      OMG!! I literally just finished reading your comment about Bert's laugh and then BAM! He started laughing! An asthmatic dolphin... All I'm ever going to hear from this day forward!😂🤣

  • @rew_studios
    @rew_studios 2 роки тому +564

    What a great time! Bert is the king of interviewing himself lol

    • @n8archy121
      @n8archy121 2 роки тому +15

      I normally hate Bert. Happy I gave this a chance, big fan

    • @bane8257
      @bane8257 2 роки тому +2

      @@kingxiii4680 projecting

    • @dudethatsmycat
      @dudethatsmycat 2 роки тому +15

      @@n8archy121 same, his laugh turned me off for a really long time. Seems like he’s chilled out with the high pitched screeching while talking tho

    • @anabaird3835
      @anabaird3835 2 роки тому +5

      He's also good at stealing stories. "Dan Connor" told that very same story to Rosanne (1990'S ROSANNE show) Rosanne asked if he'd ever bn in love before her. He told her yes & proceeded to describe his 1st major crush. She was a girl he had a class with: He said, "She'd cross her legs & dangle her shoe off the end of her toes...used to DRIVE ME NUTS!".
      So either Brett here stole the story from the writers of "Rosanne" or it's one heck of a coinkadink.
      PS: Idr WHICH ep, but it has to be w/in the first 3 seasons bc those are what I have (DVD) & have watched every disc multiple times. Thats why r'mbr it so well. Plus, its such cute & VERY UNIQUE & UNEXPECTED thing to say...err...til NOW 😒.

    • @anabaird3835
      @anabaird3835 2 роки тому +2

      @@n8archy121 Ive never seen/heard of Brett b4, but Im instantly put off. Either its one heck of a coinkadink... OR... he stole that story from the writers of ROSEANNE (O.G. 1990'S) about his (supposed) 1st crush as a youth. "Rosanne" asked Dan if he'd ever bn in love before her, & he said "oh YEAH!!..." & proceeded to tell her about a girl who was in one of his classes:
      "...& she had she'd AMAZING toes! She'd cross her legs & dangle her shoe of the end of her toes...used to DRIVE ME NUTS!"
      Idr which ep. Seems they were at a fancy restaurant for their anniversary. I know it has to be w/in 1st 3 seasons, bc I have those 1st three on DVD & have watched em several times over.
      (🤪 Im old)
      So thats probly why I remb'r it so well..plus it was such a cute & UNIQUE lil story of boyhood...til NOW. 😒.
      I guess Brett banked on no one knowing/remembering.

  • @Truemeaning-
    @Truemeaning- 2 роки тому +434

    If only Theo knew how much his viewers love him

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому +3

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @halolynx0114
      @halolynx0114 2 роки тому +2

      truly

  • @countslick2924
    @countslick2924 Рік тому +30

    I’ve gone my entire life without admitting that I did what Burt said he did when he first started yanking. This is a cathartic moment for me

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Рік тому +1

      Thats hilarious bro

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 7 місяців тому

      Wish you gave a timestamp. I've been listening to this in segments while multi tasking. I'm 2/3 through it & am unsure if I missed it. Hopefully it'll be in this last portion.

    • @haleykrebs3908
      @haleykrebs3908 5 місяців тому +1

      @@danp1471 It's at around 20 mins

  • @gaspck
    @gaspck 2 роки тому +2154

    Theo’s presence is comfortable and cozy like some fresh apple pie

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому +21

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @CrystalBbyUSA
      @CrystalBbyUSA 2 роки тому +39

      It's funny that you say that bc this is literally my comfort show!! I love sitting on my back porch w my dog late at night and watching this show. It makes me feel sooo so cozy esp the solo episodes.

    • @tannerchopp2107
      @tannerchopp2107 2 роки тому +7

      He's a werewolf...

    • @thepodpodbros
      @thepodpodbros 2 роки тому +8

      Theo has helped me through some really dark times. Glad he was there to help us all grow, laugh, cry, and move onward and upward. I started a podcast called "The Pod Pod Bros" because of Theo. Hope you guys watch and enjoy. Gang Gang 🙏🏽

    • @JRR821
      @JRR821 2 роки тому +2

      Cornell West is whack! THOMAS SOWELL is the guy.

  • @MrPittsSox
    @MrPittsSox 2 роки тому +118

    "Let your mind be a vacant lot where the present moment can loiter"
    Wow Theo!

  • @Teekiru
    @Teekiru Рік тому +8

    Honestly I would love to just be in a room and have just a deep conversation with these two. Theo has the ability to have these deep conversations but also have the conversation from way left field. Bert is deep individual too. I just feel like sitting down with them and just chatting about life would be such an amazing experience.

  • @jimmyjunk8498
    @jimmyjunk8498 2 роки тому +202

    I never have to turn the volume up and down as many times as I do listening to Bert on a podcast.

    • @kpeezyforsheezy
      @kpeezyforsheezy 2 роки тому +34

      You don’t like hearing that squeaky pterodactyl noise Bert calls his laugh at high volumes?

    • @dwj3333
      @dwj3333 2 роки тому +19

      His laugh is painful

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @bigdogblast
      @bigdogblast 2 роки тому +1

      lmfao that is so bert... is no one going to mention how he says ''tattoo'' its like satire almost how he says it... tuttwo

    • @jimmyjunk8498
      @jimmyjunk8498 2 роки тому +1

      @@bigdogblast "Ben AFLECK"

  • @mistyeyedvaper5537
    @mistyeyedvaper5537 2 роки тому +140

    Theo's sponsor breaks are the only sponsor breaks i've ever enjoyed watching and that actually make me giggle. God bless you Theo, you're a gem.

    • @wwo604
      @wwo604 2 роки тому +3

      nothing compares to bill burr, but theos are good too

    • @CountDoucheula
      @CountDoucheula 2 роки тому +1

      Someone's never listened to Cumtown

    • @rickyrocs
      @rickyrocs 2 роки тому +4

      Get that Hitter !

    • @kylieshaye6562
      @kylieshaye6562 Рік тому +1

      Where did he get the part about the candy canes and walking canes?

    • @julessb
      @julessb Рік тому

      tim dillion's are pretty funny too

  • @FloridaMan0561
    @FloridaMan0561 Рік тому +26

    Theo Von has definitely become my favorite comic over the past couple of years. Just for the fact that he’s a genuinely good guy on top of being funny AF! Edit: I’m 23 minutes in and my sides are already hurting from laughing so hard! Idk if I can take two more hours!

  • @MyNameIsTimIThink
    @MyNameIsTimIThink 2 роки тому +102

    As someone that used to party. Me and theo saying "TO TAKE HOME????" at the exact same time had me in tears. Love you theo. Love to see you winning brother

    • @kurtstarkey8792
      @kurtstarkey8792 2 роки тому +12

      out of everything Bert said... that was the thing Theo just couldn't comprehend. 🤣

    • @brendanwoodley7567
      @brendanwoodley7567 2 роки тому +1

      I'm UPSTAIRS

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @jeremydelaney1112
      @jeremydelaney1112 2 роки тому +8

      Ya there's no way Bert was correct on that amount he was just given for free fo take home 🤣🤣🤣

    • @funnydonor9484
      @funnydonor9484 2 роки тому

      @@ItzMalick but do you have an actual job as well? You know, one that contributes to society in some way…

  • @rygy729
    @rygy729 2 роки тому +58

    love when bert talks about his family.. he lights up.. you can tell hes truly happy

    • @gahb4326
      @gahb4326 Рік тому +1

      @@Lee-wk3cb hahha im happy to see im not the only one disliking Bert. I cant stand him, his laugh and his lame ass jokes. I have no idea what hes doing between all those talented comedians. but i guess they like him for some reason.

    • @jer8279
      @jer8279 Рік тому +2

      @Lee-wk3cb he has a right to be happy. You disliking him is petty. Yeah he's a narcissistic drunk, but everyone has the right to be fucking happy. I wish i could be that fucking happy

  • @simons9824
    @simons9824 Рік тому +8

    "The merch" killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AwesomeFrank69
    @AwesomeFrank69 2 роки тому +328

    Theo..... eyes closed imaging He's on Bert's WET DREAM Horse!?!
    I almost Died 🤣

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @kimTre03
      @kimTre03 2 роки тому +4

      I'm fuckin crying over here 😂😂😂

    • @amber22431
      @amber22431 2 роки тому +2

      LMAO 😂💀

    • @mindfulnessnow3094
      @mindfulnessnow3094 2 роки тому +1

      Time stamp ?

    • @mutsa8
      @mutsa8 2 роки тому +2

      Watched it about 10 times. Absolutely hilarious

  • @Ryansayer
    @Ryansayer 2 роки тому +297

    Theo totally titled his memoirs in this podcast “the present moment is loitering in the vacant lot of my mind” Theo’s a damn genius for real.

    • @ripwheeler8175
      @ripwheeler8175 2 роки тому +9

      Dude.... This cat is the lord of the English language! When he gives detailed depictions of his life experiences, he is so believable that you would almost think you're listening to an actual 911 call recording.

    • @joshmusic9766
      @joshmusic9766 2 роки тому +7

      @@ripwheeler8175 a 911 recording 😂 that’s something Theo would say

    • @theywerecones6691
      @theywerecones6691 Рік тому +1

      Total fucking genius.

    • @sausage5033
      @sausage5033 Рік тому

      Shit sounds philosophical af 😂😂

  • @TheWhitetailrancher
    @TheWhitetailrancher Рік тому +10

    I can tell you from personal experience that just knowing God without ANY hesitation or care of what anyone else on earth has to say about it. IS JUST CONSTANTLY AWESOME!

  • @nickg1743
    @nickg1743 2 роки тому +78

    Theo, that was the best impression of a man having a nocturnal emission while dreaming of riding a horse I've ever seen

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @twodeepmatt
    @twodeepmatt 2 роки тому +131

    "I'll suck off an aorta!" I died laughing. Theo, you're a treasure and must be protected at all costs.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Рік тому

      ​@@ItzMalickstop this nonsense

  • @rougely
    @rougely Рік тому +23

    “Is there alcohol in this?” “No.” “Ohkay.. 😢” LMFAO Bert is the best alcoholic out there.

  • @TheDJOblivion
    @TheDJOblivion 2 роки тому +43

    Theo is so trustworthy he brings out the absolute best qualities of everyone around him. His friends are so lucky.

    • @avgoustinospatakas7040
      @avgoustinospatakas7040 2 роки тому

      All except bill burr

    • @TheDJOblivion
      @TheDJOblivion 2 роки тому +1

      @@avgoustinospatakas7040 it would be interesting to see bill revisit now that he's done mushrooms and not as... Burrish

    • @avgoustinospatakas7040
      @avgoustinospatakas7040 2 роки тому +1

      man , mushrooms got nothing on the old guy burr hides inside and outside of him...pure evil haha

    • @OSS976
      @OSS976 Рік тому

      @@avgoustinospatakas7040 I love Burr but I agree with you haha the two just are polar opposites and don’t mesh at all.

    • @hotdog9262
      @hotdog9262 Рік тому +2

      @@OSS976 id say it was burr flashing his veteran card in the newcomers face. awful mindset to have but very common

  • @quinnck
    @quinnck 2 роки тому +52

    Theo brings the best out of every comedian he brings on the show. Much love, gang baby

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @thequeenofheartzzz
    @thequeenofheartzzz 2 роки тому +356

    Bert is so caught up in telling his cocaine story 🤣🤣 he can't even see Theo salivating with every word😁😁

    • @Shrnirpledorp
      @Shrnirpledorp 2 роки тому +36

      Bert could talk 2 a brick wall

    • @indicaviking3585
      @indicaviking3585 2 роки тому +10

      I love the shot of him clinching his teeth, smiling and giving the ok 👌 signal.

    • @jacobiwilson3887
      @jacobiwilson3887 2 роки тому +6

      @@chuckberry1853 I get what you're saying and it was extremely irritating with Bobby Lee but it's not with Theo Von because Theo isn't clean for very long EVER while Bobby was sober for YEARS!

    • @jacobiwilson3887
      @jacobiwilson3887 2 роки тому +1

      @@chuckberry1853 ?

    • @jacobiwilson3887
      @jacobiwilson3887 2 роки тому +1

      @@chuckberry1853 it happens 🤷

  • @Thecrd2
    @Thecrd2 2 роки тому +294

    Theo's podcast is better than any other media out today. Its no wonder so many other comedians want to do a podcast with Theo. RIP Shaub.

    • @cpreid
      @cpreid 2 роки тому +8

      Tuesdays with Stories is much better.

    • @aculeatus4356
      @aculeatus4356 2 роки тому +19

      @@cpreid lmfao bad friends is the highest rated podcast, and it trumps this

    • @lenderzconstable
      @lenderzconstable 2 роки тому +16

      I thought KATS was funny when Theo was on there. It totally turned after he moved to Nashville.

    • @lenderzconstable
      @lenderzconstable 2 роки тому +4

      @@aculeatus4356 i wish I thought it was funny or that I at least enjoyed bad friends. Same with your moms house podcast with segura but it’s so ordinary.

    • @Nyquil47
      @Nyquil47 2 роки тому +3

      Theo is hilarious on his own podcast in his own vibe. Having him on any other podcast just means he'll be cutting off comedians to say "my cousin was raised by a squirrel" 20 times.

  • @generalkayoss7347
    @generalkayoss7347 Рік тому +17

    I remember watching Theo on MTV's "Road Rules" back in like 2000. Didn't hear anything about the guy for 20 years and now here he is doing his thing. lol

    • @manda.watching.YouTube
      @manda.watching.YouTube Рік тому +1

      Haha I’m glad I found him a few years ago because my sense of humor was terrible twenty years ago 😹 I wouldn’t have appreciated him.

  • @toonamelts
    @toonamelts 2 роки тому +260

    Bert saying he’s not an alcoholic and that he’s in good shape right now had me dead

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @Dannnomite
      @Dannnomite 2 роки тому +19

      Dude saying he doesn’t have his first drink until midnight is laughable

    • @Suckwhamfarts-bled
      @Suckwhamfarts-bled 2 роки тому +4

      @@Dannnomite he just talked about getting onnit with a key of coke and your calling him laughable , maybe i misinterpreted this comment bro but if you havent been through the trenches i suggest you put the work in you helmet haha

    • @Dannnomite
      @Dannnomite 2 роки тому +26

      @@Suckwhamfarts-bled what? Lol

    • @Suckwhamfarts-bled
      @Suckwhamfarts-bled 2 роки тому

      @@Dannnomite Fuck knows bro

  • @samdeg93
    @samdeg93 2 роки тому +105

    Bert: he does things for anti-aging
    Theo: walking, thinking
    😂😂

  • @rawdaaljawhary4174
    @rawdaaljawhary4174 Рік тому +4

    Love Theo and Bert. ❤ Their pods highlight how good-hearted and thoughtful they are in addition to being brilliant comics.

  • @LimorG
    @LimorG 2 роки тому +90

    Theo feels like almost too good of a guy to be a comic. What a sweet dude. And so many hilarious throw away lines that Bart just steamrolled over

    • @lonelylubberkin7299
      @lonelylubberkin7299 2 роки тому +4

      You must of watched a different pod, Bert laughed at nearly everything Theo said…

    • @aaronballeck3153
      @aaronballeck3153 2 роки тому +1

      Who's Bart

    • @adamobrien1534
      @adamobrien1534 2 роки тому +3

      @@aaronballeck3153 Brent kreischer

    • @staywoke2198
      @staywoke2198 2 роки тому +1

      @@adamobrien1534 Brendan Kreisher*

    • @bbldrizzzzzy
      @bbldrizzzzzy Рік тому

      @@lonelylubberkin7299 no most of the time he just said his own story and kept talking. Nearly no acknowledgement

  • @MREpicIpodApps
    @MREpicIpodApps 2 роки тому +220

    Bart is so hilarious and goofy but it hit me HARD when he said "I love being alive. My favorite part of being alive is loving that you're alive." Dumb deepness is the best

  • @kspfiddlefaddle535
    @kspfiddlefaddle535 Рік тому +18

    When he said free bird while the plane is going down 😂 YES

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 2 роки тому +36

    Burp CryShart looks like he gets his blood pressure tested with a tire gauge at Jiffy Lube.

  • @bar3lyalive769
    @bar3lyalive769 2 роки тому +138

    Literally has Google at his fingertips ...Theo: "I mean I could draw him for you. Well im not even that good at drawing" don't change a thing man love you 🤣

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @InspectorButters4
      @InspectorButters4 2 роки тому +1

      Theo is always talking about and wanting to draw something or someone!!! Hahahah I think he secretly wants to be an artist instead of a comedian

  • @manda1123889
    @manda1123889 Рік тому +4

    Appreciate this candid conversation about addiction. No lies detected.

  • @alexhugg
    @alexhugg 2 роки тому +132

    Bert: “I don’t ever day drink. I can’t do it”
    Bert 1 minute later: “I started drinking at 7am yesterday”

    • @bayareaomg
      @bayareaomg 2 роки тому +4

      @Some Words mmm fresh cup of heiron before work my fav

    • @masterroshi3548
      @masterroshi3548 2 роки тому +1

      The best part of waking up is titos in my cup

    • @jamesjustice8711
      @jamesjustice8711 Рік тому

      Idk why he would even lie about that. He's been on record countless times talking about day drinking. Unless he was lying about those times and exaggerates his party lifestyle. Who knows with Bert?

    • @ashwynlentini1317
      @ashwynlentini1317 Рік тому +1

      That’s not day drinking thats morning drinking😂

  • @Aarohnn
    @Aarohnn 2 роки тому +23

    This podcast has got me through a lot of tough days at a labor intensive job, the intro song has become so wholesome, top 3 podcasts imo

  • @boranis
    @boranis Рік тому +3

    Bert's talk about his wife and the fear of "getting caught" is incredibly insightful. Beautiful podcast

  • @HeyThatsInteresting97
    @HeyThatsInteresting97 2 роки тому +14

    Adam Sandler came into the restaurant where I work one time, right before the pandemic. He had gone to Magic Mountain with his kids and a buddy that day, and was looking for a place to eat b4 heading back home. He was the coolest guy ever 😊 I managed to withhold my declarations of fandom (unlike Bert) and just served him like anyone else. He was such a kind guest and it was completely surreal to see him in person. Love to the Sandman

  • @MrMichaelll
    @MrMichaelll 2 роки тому +222

    This is going to be good. Bert and Theo have a great vibe together

    • @grahamsalkeld358
      @grahamsalkeld358 2 роки тому +1

      them southern boyz

    • @timstradley5819
      @timstradley5819 2 роки тому +4

      @Bubba he’s from the literal southernmost state in the nation

    • @bulldawg71199
      @bulldawg71199 2 роки тому +3

      @Bubba Hell nah lol def not from Texas

    • @fatguyonthc
      @fatguyonthc 2 роки тому +3

      @@timstradley5819 he’s from the coast. The south starts about 40 miles inland 😂

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 2 роки тому +1

      @@fatguyonthc accurate! and ironically it reeeally starts more than 100miles north of where he grew up

  • @smartz565
    @smartz565 11 місяців тому +3

    theo is just one of a kind man .. gang gang bro

  • @douganderson9021
    @douganderson9021 2 роки тому +19

    Brent nailed it on the head , theo is a special person. I wish I had the vocabulary to explain how special he is , I can only explain it as his advertisements are the only ones I'll not skip...always pure gold . I love burt too and this podcast made me love him even more. I love comedians podcasts but I especially loved this one

    • @rawdaaljawhary4174
      @rawdaaljawhary4174 Рік тому +1

      Completely agree! Love Theo and Bert, and their pods highlight how good hearted and thoughtful they are in addition to being brilliant comics.

    • @mikemichaels2914
      @mikemichaels2914 11 місяців тому

      *Bret

  • @jamessaldanajr.5902
    @jamessaldanajr.5902 2 роки тому +5

    Wow Theo & Bert. So profound. So worth every word. The more you talk with them the more you check in with them the more the relationship grows. It takes the stress off of your life. There is a bigger picture. Thank you both for your honesty. Honestly, thank you.

  • @Zilchner
    @Zilchner 11 місяців тому +1

    Nice for Bert to have theo on the pod

  • @motoroulette2333
    @motoroulette2333 2 роки тому +131

    "The way I drink at airports is the way horses run"
    - Bart Kreischer

    • @JennaVonLucius
      @JennaVonLucius 2 роки тому +2

      "Eat my shorts"
      - Bart Simpson

    • @OSS976
      @OSS976 Рік тому +1

      The horse running part was cracking me up 😂

  • @natalie_v0.0.1
    @natalie_v0.0.1 2 роки тому +16

    dude, to hear bert describe his inner voice just like mine and to see the parallel in my binge drinking hit me in some way

  • @mnhick86
    @mnhick86 Рік тому +42

    Almost died laughing while bert gave a play by play of his wet dreams as a kid lol Theo is over there with his eyes closes like he's being put into a trance 😂

  • @Welcome-oj4qs
    @Welcome-oj4qs 2 роки тому +5

    This is such a gem! Bert and Theo are my favorite podcast hosts...the only thing that could make it better is bobby! I love what u guys do! I am camping by myself and this conversation is keeping me company.

  • @chrisS19019
    @chrisS19019 2 роки тому +11

    I love how much Bert tells Theo people love him.

  • @fuhq4022
    @fuhq4022 Рік тому +64

    Both you guys are special handy capable super buddies

  • @302bailey2
    @302bailey2 2 роки тому +7

    These two are a special kind of person. Both are just naturally funny and that not even trying kind of funny. Legends!

  • @HartJon282
    @HartJon282 2 роки тому +36

    Listening to barts line stories made me itch and that isn't even my drug of choice. Stay strong Theo dog - you the man.

    • @em3462
      @em3462 2 роки тому +14

      Bert does this to every sober person he speaks to. He questions their sobriety then goes on and on in vivid detail about how much he loves alcohol/drugs. Cannot stand the dude. Although he’s probably doing it because he’s insecure and sober people remind him how out of control he is

    • @CAPTINjacksparrow
      @CAPTINjacksparrow 2 роки тому

      Weak

    • @HartJon282
      @HartJon282 2 роки тому

      @@CAPTINjacksparrow from the guy who changes his YT channel to fictional characters.
      Nice.

    • @CAPTINjacksparrow
      @CAPTINjacksparrow 2 роки тому

      @@HartJon282 to a channel who uses a boring ass typical name as Brandon… smells like Weak

  • @jazminermrz
    @jazminermrz Рік тому +10

    I love how bert continuously throughout this episode gives theo his flowers. It's nice to see that he admires him and is okay with letting him know.

  • @DonnyFettucine
    @DonnyFettucine 2 роки тому +30

    It's amazing that 10 minutes in Bert finally realizes it's started 😂😂😂

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @sportsfront5480
    @sportsfront5480 2 роки тому +4

    The best chemistry of guys that don’t have a pod together. So much fun. We need more of this.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @BobbyDieMond
    @BobbyDieMond 11 місяців тому +1

    Whenever I hear the word “Inflammation” Bert is there first thing that comes to my mind.

  • @cam-tv5rb
    @cam-tv5rb 2 роки тому +8

    Theo, you're the only podcaster I will come back to if I have to pause the video for some reason. Love you so much

  • @rawfilms997
    @rawfilms997 2 роки тому +5

    When bert told him he loves the way he paints the picture of the story he’s about to tell and then theo compliments bert and literally does exactly what bert was talking about lol

  • @HkFinn83
    @HkFinn83 Рік тому +3

    I wanna hear more about Berts process. He’s such a deep guy actually, love to hear about his thinking and how he came up with being shirtless

  • @dezzmaan5079
    @dezzmaan5079 2 роки тому +112

    I’m glad Theo knows we all suffer from mental illnesses that keep us from sleeping at night, so he posts these at this time for all us
    drugged-up nocturnal folks who need a little sunshine in our life… cause we’re gonna sleep all day anyways. Thank you Theo Von.
    Nocturnal Gang gang.

    • @apeface1344
      @apeface1344 2 роки тому

      Speak for yourself but there's a lot of us that aren't weak minded freaks that have so called mental illnesses

    • @dezzmaan5079
      @dezzmaan5079 2 роки тому

      @@apeface1344 🤣 You’re talking about your dear friend Theo as well bud. Your mental illness just showed itself. You my friend, have a personality disorder. You will reject it, that’s fine, but to me and everyone else that knows anything about psychology will agree. I don’t judge you, don’t worry. (Edit: Possibly a sociopath or some form of psychopathy).

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 2 роки тому +3

      @@dezzmaan5079 yeah I don't know why he is watching if it doesn't entertain him. And knowing how hard and long Theo worked to get here, longer than 14 years, complimenting him and encouraging him is just nice and this guy is showing signs of that incel mentality that Cane mentality where if someone is successful in their field and others recognize them, they have to do something to try and ruin it because they cant stand that.

    • @DD-wo7lr
      @DD-wo7lr 2 роки тому +3

      Wow me right now 🤣😅🤣 love from OZ

    • @dezzmaan5079
      @dezzmaan5079 2 роки тому +2

      Mr. @Ape Face decided to delete his comment saying:
      “Speak for yourself, but there’s those of us individuals who aren’t weak minded freaks.”

  • @funkeymonkey954
    @funkeymonkey954 2 роки тому +11

    I love how excited Bert gets for non existent plans

  • @anthonyrosenbaum2640
    @anthonyrosenbaum2640 Рік тому +38

    Lol you could tell Theo wanted to correct him on Wallen each time 🤣🤣

  • @Justin-dc7zs
    @Justin-dc7zs 2 роки тому +28

    Appreciating these long pods Theo, thanks for putting in the work. Short ones are always great also!

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @martyseidel
    @martyseidel 2 роки тому +9

    Seeing the growth in all of you guys over the past few years has been truly inspiring.

  • @PCALilly
    @PCALilly Рік тому +4

    This podcast was a wonderful watch. Felt like I was hanging out with buddies I've known for years. Cheers guys.

  • @asapbruhhhhh
    @asapbruhhhhh 2 роки тому +22

    Bert legit never stops talking. It’s crazy.

    • @makidiaz3894
      @makidiaz3894 2 роки тому +1

      That adderall snaps

    • @asapbruhhhhh
      @asapbruhhhhh 2 роки тому +3

      @@makidiaz3894 No wonder he and Whitney are best friends.

    • @CAPTINjacksparrow
      @CAPTINjacksparrow 2 роки тому

      Well he’s entertaining and the guest

    • @asapbruhhhhh
      @asapbruhhhhh 2 роки тому +4

      @@CAPTINjacksparrow I meant literally ever. Have you seen his podcast with Tom? He doesn’t ever stop talking.

    • @CAPTINjacksparrow
      @CAPTINjacksparrow 2 роки тому +1

      @@asapbruhhhhh Again entertainment

  • @cobaltazurean
    @cobaltazurean 2 роки тому +11

    When Bert mentions a girl for Theo (2:16:48), and Theo starts warming up his hands, thinking about who he's going to bring, I literally just LOL-ed at the thought that he was warming his girls up.

  • @TheViceKing1
    @TheViceKing1 8 місяців тому +1

    18:14 Bert’s octopus joke is wild 💀💀

  • @goosehadley4434
    @goosehadley4434 2 роки тому +28

    “Does she bat at the wiener like a cat!” Haha I love that line 😂

  • @InspectorButters4
    @InspectorButters4 2 роки тому +4

    Such a cool moment about 1:40:00 in when Bert and Theo are complimenting each others comedy style. Both guys were being so genuine and honest, and not just blowing smoke up each other's asses just to be nice for the cameras. Theo is a story telling master 100%, and then him saying Bert's comedy is like "opening ur eyes right in the middle of the D-Day invasion" had me absolutely cracking tf up bc its spot on!!! Both these guys are so freaking awesome and I loved every minute of this episode. Gang gang baby!! 😁😁

  • @kaylacamille2103
    @kaylacamille2103 Рік тому +1

    Am I the only one who feels like his theme song is just the best for him & this podcast? It makes me happy & I just love hearing it. ❤

  • @skate4lifejm4eva
    @skate4lifejm4eva 2 роки тому +50

    If Theo puts more time into TPW again and gets amazing guests like he has been the past month, then it’s worth KATS suffering his loss. That was a cool show but Theo engaging with different, amazing people every week beats him dogging Brenden every week…as funny as it was. Love the latest content

    • @TheEmzley
      @TheEmzley 2 роки тому +2

      I don't mind Schaub, but KATS is Erik and Chris's show now.

    • @guanaco103
      @guanaco103 2 роки тому

      That was enough of Brenden, I actually stopped watching cause of Schaub

  • @S1lv3rGTAG
    @S1lv3rGTAG 2 роки тому +51

    You guys are the best. I just hope Theo doesn’t relapse, I’m half way through all I’ve wanted to do is get some coke and party. Gang Gang

    • @Chris-zo4vu
      @Chris-zo4vu 2 роки тому +5

      Stay strong bro! You've got this!

    • @pinkpugginz
      @pinkpugginz 2 роки тому +1

      Haven't had coke in a year and felt the same lmao

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @joeylee3566
      @joeylee3566 2 роки тому +5

      One day at a time you got this man

    • @billyburden8097
      @billyburden8097 2 роки тому +1

      Just stick to roblox slugger

  • @mrssehrgeil
    @mrssehrgeil Рік тому +6

    The good vibes in this podcast is contagious!

  • @ericdykann2018
    @ericdykann2018 2 роки тому +27

    “There’s a walk, there’s a gallop, and then there’s canter and then there’s a run” Haha Brunt’s a real cowboy.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @smith0565
      @smith0565 2 роки тому +3

      right after he says "theres 3 speeds" and then names 4 haahah

  • @stevielook9092
    @stevielook9092 2 роки тому +17

    “God out of jail free” was such an underrated moment and it went right over Bert’s head lol

    • @nightbinger
      @nightbinger Рік тому +1

      this was the first moment in the show I looked into the comments! haha I literally spit my drink

  • @colinmiller3489
    @colinmiller3489 Рік тому +3

    “If you like threatening your Uber driver and making him go fast” 💀

  • @XpapricaX
    @XpapricaX 2 роки тому +80

    Watching this trying not too laugh while everyone is asleep is hard!!

    • @jamoburnsy953
      @jamoburnsy953 2 роки тому

      Bruh I feel you gang gang

    • @chadhaa2461
      @chadhaa2461 2 роки тому +3

      😂 Same here.. My wife wakes up in the middle of the night and tells me to "shut up the kids have school in the morning"..

    • @XpapricaX
      @XpapricaX 2 роки тому +3

      @@chadhaa2461 nah im over here whispering laughing holding it in, you sound like tou are yelling no remorse for anyone if you waking up the dam kidss 😭

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @morgancloward4202
    @morgancloward4202 2 роки тому +45

    another late night hitter. love ya man.

    • @Bradburns
      @Bradburns 2 роки тому +4

      Late night it’s 5 in the morning 🤣🤣

    • @morgancloward4202
      @morgancloward4202 2 роки тому +8

      @@Bradburnstime zones bro. 2 am in LA dawg, that's where I'm at right now 🤣

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @jmoney7289
    @jmoney7289 Рік тому +18

    Anytime I feel like a loser I just put on a little Bert to remind me it's not that bad for me

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Рік тому +1

      Lol setting the bar low enough to look okay, I see.

    • @jdawg9137
      @jdawg9137 Рік тому

      He has millions. Still feel better?

  • @jeremywright2693
    @jeremywright2693 2 роки тому +6

    It's so wholesome that bert loves horses so much

  • @brandonkreinhop359
    @brandonkreinhop359 2 роки тому +24

    Bert: "I usually don't have my first drink until midnight."
    Us, who've seen him cream his speedo over a Bud Light Hard Soda at 10 AM: Doubt it.

    • @trippsmclovin
      @trippsmclovin 2 роки тому +3

      I mean technically... midnight is before 10am. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @donaldmack2307
    @donaldmack2307 Рік тому +12

    Tim Dillion and Theo cannot be compared. Theo is hands down in a league of his own at this place on the podcast spectrum.

  • @thequeenofheartzzz
    @thequeenofheartzzz 2 роки тому +12

    This is the best Podcast I listened to all year🤣🤣 I was smiling and laughing the whole way through. Theos energy was so calm and inviting to Bert's larger than life energy💛 Bert's story telling is so good and Theos responses are hilarious 😂 😃 Loved it guys

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @jared2lit
    @jared2lit 2 роки тому +8

    THE NIGHTSHIFT HITTER STRIKES AGAIN THANK U THEO LOVE YOU GANG

  • @MorganRivera-h6z
    @MorganRivera-h6z Рік тому

    What a great time! Bert is the king of interviewing himself lol. If only Theo knew how much his viewers love him.

  • @SycsFinest
    @SycsFinest 2 роки тому +19

    I love seeing Theo having a good time. I feel like it's been a minute. I'M UP STAIRS!!!
    Definity adding "burp that worm" to the vernacular, lmao

    • @TheIrishRev
      @TheIrishRev 2 роки тому +1

      He does a lot better now that he got away from gringo bapa... talmbout trug walgin

    • @gronkydonkey4735
      @gronkydonkey4735 2 роки тому

      @@TheIrishRev water weed dune hair?

  • @anonymousinternetuser7519
    @anonymousinternetuser7519 2 роки тому +26

    Bert is really growing on me and as Theo Von is a gem in a world of pebbles, this should be good.

    • @quethemusiq4203
      @quethemusiq4203 2 роки тому +4

      His laugh is just so annoying it’s unbelievable he goes full laughing face in milliseconds like it’s so forced

    • @allshoulders9624
      @allshoulders9624 2 роки тому +1

      Bert is like milk, good at the beginning of the week.

    • @grahamsalkeld358
      @grahamsalkeld358 2 роки тому

      @@quethemusiq4203 its a likeable laugh and he knows it so he overdoes it

    • @quethemusiq4203
      @quethemusiq4203 2 роки тому

      @@grahamsalkeld358 it’s not likeable it makes me open my eyes like I just heard someone say they hate black people

    • @chowder333
      @chowder333 2 роки тому

      @@quethemusiq4203 you tweakin

  • @TheUsedHu1k
    @TheUsedHu1k Рік тому +21

    Just because you are successful doesn't mean you can't be an alcoholic in denial. Also he seems sweet. Also I love Theo. I'm glad to see him sober. I quit alcohol but started vaping just like him, but now Theo has stopped vaping.....im gonna take it one step at a time...cant beat myself up.

    • @KingBr33ch
      @KingBr33ch Рік тому

      Good job an even worse habit

    • @Daniel-zq1jb
      @Daniel-zq1jb Рік тому +1

      @@KingBr33ch Vaping is horrible but not worse than alcohol

  • @nikkimartinez2163
    @nikkimartinez2163 2 роки тому +15

    I love these 2 together! The are unapologetically truthful about everything lol 😆