Ep. 47 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & LeeAnn Kreischer

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    Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but his wife, LeeAnn, joins Tom Segura in his place! LeeAnn weighs in on many of Bert's most outrageous 2 Bears moments. She reacts to his barehanded wiping, lends her opinion on his food intake, analyzes some of his many "Bertisms," responds to Bert's comments about their sex life, and more! She also reveals information from Bert's youth that is new to Tom and the 2 Bears audience.
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  • @mattwann5796
    @mattwann5796 4 роки тому +5858

    LeeAnn is such a sweet lady for taking care of that handicapped guy Brent

  • @thematturbator2146
    @thematturbator2146 4 роки тому +1073

    "I hit the floor with my face"
    Tom: struggling to hold back psychotic laughter

    • @MindBlown720
      @MindBlown720 4 роки тому +3

      The Matturbator so true hahaha

    • @Garblegox
      @Garblegox 4 роки тому +11

      He definitely would have lost it if LeeAnn also included the sound she made, like "I hit the floor with my face and went 'WUUAAAEAW!!'"

    • @orangeyewglad
      @orangeyewglad 4 роки тому +1

      It's okay we all laughed for him

    • @jturner97601
      @jturner97601 4 роки тому +9

      I'm so doing Wife of the Part now. I love her so much!

    • @MrHeftyFine
      @MrHeftyFine 4 роки тому +9

      As she's telling that story, she's so southern you can't help but laugh. Then you remember she's talking about her chin needing stitches

  • @Royy164
    @Royy164 Рік тому +532

    LeeAnn splitting her chin open at 6AM & just "rolling with it" for 7 hours until 1PM and going to the doctor only after a friend confronted her has so much Bert energy that I finally understood why they're happily married.

    • @jameshedden2260
      @jameshedden2260 Рік тому +17

      Dude for real😂😂😂 she told the story and I was like "thats the most Bert thing I've ever heard"

    • @matthewstassen7209
      @matthewstassen7209 Рік тому +10

      I would argue the opposite, this isn’t a negative but berts a little complainy

    • @Ipleadthefifth
      @Ipleadthefifth Рік тому +1

      😂😂

    • @WOTVE-CW
      @WOTVE-CW Рік тому +5

      It’s a very southern bred thing to do. I have a lot of family that reminds me of lee Ann. My uncle once stubbed his big toe on a stone step. It broke his toenail and he started bleeding everywhere. he just pulled the nail off and wrapped a convenience store napkin around it.

    • @Valerie-co8th
      @Valerie-co8th 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@WOTVE-CWwhat else are you suppose to do? Go to the ER for a stubbed toe? My dad used to super glue our cuts. I split my head once and a kid glued it. Got second degree burns he rushed me to 711 to hold a slurpee. We were from CA like generations before so idk about it being a south thing. A stubbed toe I feel like everyone would just pull off the toe nail.

  • @sethbaus
    @sethbaus 2 роки тому +87

    As a non religious person, Leanne is the only evidence of angels. What an amazing woman: funny, understanding, caring, smart, motivated, tough as hell, and undoubtedly the ruler of the Kreischer household.

    • @2011blueman
      @2011blueman Рік тому

      Nope, she's a massive Karen.

    • @GreedyOrange
      @GreedyOrange Рік тому +5

      i cant believe hes got such a wonderfull woman to love him,
      thats hope for the rest of us i guess xD

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted 11 місяців тому +2

      Yeah I wish my wife was like her, would make life so much easier if she was that understanding

    • @pachamammaorganics
      @pachamammaorganics 8 місяців тому

      Any woman deserves better

  • @Jacob-wp7yp
    @Jacob-wp7yp 4 роки тому +2741

    Never knew what Tom's voice sounded like until now.

    • @MrJamesohh
      @MrJamesohh 4 роки тому +14

      solid gag

    • @spartymatt9627
      @spartymatt9627 4 роки тому +65

      A hhhhundred percent.

    • @audioliciousxxx
      @audioliciousxxx 4 роки тому +15

      Hahah, someone beat me to it. I was going to say "A huuundred percent."
      Isn't that the damn truth though, fo' real. Congrats Tom, you have finally been able to participate in your shared podcast. ;) It's only been.... I dunno, a year? (someone can correct me on that, not "A huuuundred percent" on how long this pod has been going on. loool)

    • @MrJamesohh
      @MrJamesohh 4 роки тому +5

      @@AgendaInMind "Western Medicine is pure fraud"....hahaha yeah how awesome is ebola, lets just let that shit run wild. Its organic. idiot.

    • @Supermonkey1987
      @Supermonkey1987 4 роки тому

      Lmao

  • @skrollox962
    @skrollox962 4 роки тому +2249

    Tom dragging his best friend through the mud with his best friend's wife is the greatest thing I've ever seen

    • @brandondennis4369
      @brandondennis4369 4 роки тому +27

      He said one of his best friends 😂

    • @MrDrunkNFunky
      @MrDrunkNFunky 4 роки тому +48

      Don't worry, I'm sure he's in the back room sipping on his bucket of Kool-Aid

    • @trippersigs2248
      @trippersigs2248 4 роки тому +8

      @@brandondennis4369 hes also called bert his best friend(singular) before. Whats your point?

    • @islandworkout
      @islandworkout 4 роки тому +9

      TRippersigs22 he was trying to make a joke, saying “one” of his best friend’s, insinuating another person is his beat friend. Which it isn’t. But he was just trying to make a joke. Jesus guy

    • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
      @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 4 роки тому +2

      @@MrDrunkNFunky yea right he wouldn't have been able to stay out of the room knowing they are talking about him

  • @TheCrawf28X15
    @TheCrawf28X15 2 роки тому +389

    Oh my God, Leanne is such a classic southern lady, “I just patched it up and kept on going” 😂

    • @MichaelHarto
      @MichaelHarto Рік тому +8

      Man i always find southern ladies irressistable.

    • @amyparra1881
      @amyparra1881 Рік тому +6

      Southern ladies are charming.
      Her accent sounds like South Carolina or Georgia

    • @OMGtheykilledKenny42
      @OMGtheykilledKenny42 Рік тому +1

      ​@amy parra I bet Georgia cuz they named the first daughter..

    • @rockinrobbie1985
      @rockinrobbie1985 Рік тому

      @@amyparra1881 she's from Bowdon, Georgia

  • @burntheobedient4473
    @burntheobedient4473 3 роки тому +46

    She has a great laugh. Something very calming and motherly about it. She is a saint for dealing with Bert

  • @Breatheable
    @Breatheable 4 роки тому +446

    Bert's wife is adorable and very tolerant and down to earth. He's lucky.

    • @angusgore5405
      @angusgore5405 4 роки тому +19

      Yeah Bert's lucky he doesn't have to clean up after himself and Leeann is lucky she doesn't have to make her own couple million dollars a year.

    • @fantabulousdave
      @fantabulousdave 4 роки тому +5

      @@angusgore5405 zing!!!!

    • @scottharvey2852
      @scottharvey2852 4 роки тому +1

      Yup

    • @scottharvey2852
      @scottharvey2852 4 роки тому +5

      @@angusgore5405 win win👍🕺

    • @jasminemason1174
      @jasminemason1174 4 роки тому +4

      @@angusgore5405 it's still cool she made his website and what not though. I'm sure she does a lot of things related to taxes etc. I agree though

  • @mikeo5003
    @mikeo5003 4 роки тому +2781

    this is great lol its like a parent teacher meeting

    • @VideoNozoki
      @VideoNozoki 4 роки тому +35

      "OK-------------ay, so how have things be----------en at Home??"
      "Well..., there are a few things that have been happening HERE that I'd like to discuss with you...."

    • @nickwoodruff8718
      @nickwoodruff8718 4 роки тому +28

      LeeAnn "accidentally" cracks a Coors Light

    • @nicksharp8868
      @nicksharp8868 3 роки тому

      800th like. That shit funny

    • @matthewgonzalez2521
      @matthewgonzalez2521 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 3 роки тому +1

      🤣 😂 🤣 😂

  • @KelseyBrand
    @KelseyBrand Рік тому +227

    my laughter increases exponentially when i hear dude in the background laughing. i love it.

    • @Funhaus_Ryan
      @Funhaus_Ryan Рік тому +15

      That's your favorite Jew, Nadav.

    • @josh5641
      @josh5641 Рік тому +1

      Every episode to

    • @CHEEKDESTROYER
      @CHEEKDESTROYER Рік тому +2

      @@Funhaus_Ryan my favorite J

    • @halfameatballz
      @halfameatballz Рік тому +4

      Nedav is the laugh track for all the pods he's the producer on.

    • @chanandlerbong2477
      @chanandlerbong2477 Рік тому +2

      That's a hardcore Christian Evangelist known as Patty O'Neil

  • @mbb8111
    @mbb8111 2 роки тому +294

    The background laughter is gold...don't ever let that guy go

    • @BIGSTANK12349
      @BIGSTANK12349 Рік тому +4

      Makes me think of the morning radio as a kid

    • @Gcm42011
      @Gcm42011 Рік тому +7

      Nadav is the man

    • @williamRE
      @williamRE Рік тому +11

      Fake and overdone. The people that hate it stopped listening.

    • @ScrubDaddy67
      @ScrubDaddy67 Рік тому

      Nah. Let em go

    • @PLF...
      @PLF... Рік тому

      @@williamRE they are not missed though. It's the same people who say everything Fallon does is fake and overdone, and hedge their bets that something is fake regardless what it is. Plot twist, but then they believe pizza gate and flat earth.

  • @beegwan1893
    @beegwan1893 4 роки тому +1500

    This is possibly the most loving and friendly character assassination I’ve ever witnessed.

    • @lenapauline8634
      @lenapauline8634 4 роки тому +10

      😂😂😂

    • @dougferguson6876
      @dougferguson6876 4 роки тому +27

      You win the comment section. I don't care what anyone else says

    • @beegwan1893
      @beegwan1893 4 роки тому +6

      Doug Ferguson thanks mommy!

    • @mattweaver2523
      @mattweaver2523 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah this comment should literally be in the description

    • @ElkinsEric
      @ElkinsEric 4 роки тому +2

      Doug Ferguson I concur with your statement.

  • @MatthewNoPants1atoll
    @MatthewNoPants1atoll 4 роки тому +781

    The most patient woman in all of comedy

  • @bengotagun
    @bengotagun 2 роки тому +10

    She has such a kind face. Seems like a genuinely sweet person. It’s rare and I love it!

  • @JoyBoy0606
    @JoyBoy0606 Рік тому +8

    1:20:20 "I try to enjoy him and not control him."
    Wow that's a very healthy outlook for a relationship

  • @erikp6844
    @erikp6844 4 роки тому +2856

    Burnt is getting the last laugh because even when he isn’t there, the entire episode is still all about him 😂

    • @BillyFusco
      @BillyFusco 4 роки тому +43

      Not wrong

    • @Vastillios
      @Vastillios 4 роки тому +56

      Burnt

    • @SirHiggalot
      @SirHiggalot 4 роки тому +56

      I mean 2 bears 1 cave is basically the equivalent of those interviews they do with serial killers before they're executed. It's a rare glimpse into a truly twisted human mind.

    • @alexanderjeromewhite2380
      @alexanderjeromewhite2380 4 роки тому +13

      Its host wife so of course its gonna be about him. What u wanna hear about Leanne? Hahah

    • @laserguner9706
      @laserguner9706 4 роки тому +8

      Who brent? Yeah nice guy

  • @solat90ro
    @solat90ro 4 роки тому +787

    Watching this makes me feel like I'm watching a parent teacher conference lol.
    Teacher tom: your son eats boogers
    LeeAnn: yeah. He's working on it.

    • @mandihollingsworth182
      @mandihollingsworth182 2 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joshuagallup3005
      @joshuagallup3005 2 роки тому +3

      So accurate!

    • @SassySlayer69
      @SassySlayer69 2 роки тому +1

      Exactly lmao. Same vibes. When wife becomes momma.

    • @VirginiaWolf88
      @VirginiaWolf88 2 роки тому

      I can totally picture Tom as a school teacher. For a stint anyway. Lol. Great comment.

    • @traceycurtis1005
      @traceycurtis1005 2 роки тому

      This just made me spit beer out of my nose. I haven't laughed so hard in years.

  • @jacklempke7779
    @jacklempke7779 3 роки тому +16

    Gosh I love LeeAnn. She’s practically become a celebrity in her own right. She’s great on these podcasts!

  • @88nmike
    @88nmike 3 роки тому +97

    I’m on a LeeAnn podcast binge and I have never been happier with a UA-cam video decision lol.

    • @jasonmeador7861
      @jasonmeador7861 3 роки тому +4

      I did the same!!

    • @younghex9577
      @younghex9577 2 роки тому +2

      I think I'm about to start mine. She's just wonderful

  • @dirkbowman946
    @dirkbowman946 4 роки тому +704

    This is the most we've heard Tim talk in an episode

    • @hettel_visual
      @hettel_visual 4 роки тому +47

      Bert talks so much you didn't realize his name is Tom, did you

    • @dirkbowman946
      @dirkbowman946 4 роки тому +4

      @@hettel_visual imagine Bert interviewing RPC

    • @hettel_visual
      @hettel_visual 4 роки тому +10

      @@dirkbowman946 imagine Bert interviewing....

    • @Cunch
      @Cunch 4 роки тому +20

      Yeah, different dynamic without that Brett guy. Gonna be some good pods with Warren Sapp

    • @8788superman
      @8788superman 4 роки тому +13

      I think you mean Tony

  • @nulledpixel
    @nulledpixel 4 роки тому +1794

    LeeAnn should be a reoccurring guest. Tom should have her on after about every 10 episodes. On the 11th episode, Tom shows her clips summarizing the latest antics of Brent Crystals. It's fascinating getting her perspective on Brent. It's like a study in psychology.

    • @nimimerkillinen
      @nimimerkillinen 4 роки тому +20

      Meh every 50 maybe

    • @christopherolivares5096
      @christopherolivares5096 4 роки тому +1

      Yo

    • @nulledpixel
      @nulledpixel 4 роки тому +23

      @@nimimerkillinen True, 10 was maybe to short to feather.

    • @MIKEHANCHO817
      @MIKEHANCHO817 4 роки тому +5

      Just to recap all the nonsense bert says lol

    • @aaronalbertson8670
      @aaronalbertson8670 4 роки тому +10

      I absolutely love this idea. I've only ever heard about her from Crysler and Segura, but hearing her on the actual podcast, shes amazing!

  • @allobove7798
    @allobove7798 Рік тому +88

    Very rare for a woman to be that down to earth and understanding. Bert's a lucky man.

  • @6sfullrcbycarlscustoms473
    @6sfullrcbycarlscustoms473 Рік тому +5

    LeeAnn is an Absolute Angel 😇 and I totally understand why Bert loves her so much ❤ She’s basically a Super Hero 🦸‍♀️

  • @johnmikolay9597
    @johnmikolay9597 4 роки тому +1278

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again: LeeAnn Kreischer is a national treasure.

  • @JadedDemocracy
    @JadedDemocracy 4 роки тому +1372

    This show should be called exploring the man behind the child: a documentary

    • @Rick-df7yq
      @Rick-df7yq 4 роки тому +34

      They’re saving that title for the Joe Biden doc?

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 4 роки тому +9

      'man behind the child' sounds really really wrong dude

    • @nashvillearmwrestling9715
      @nashvillearmwrestling9715 4 роки тому +6

      The messy cave behind the bear 🐻

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 4 роки тому +3

      that sounds like the next Michael Jackson doc

    • @merllingreen738
      @merllingreen738 4 роки тому +1

      Brian correct grammer thank you brian brian. lol

  • @nachomansandyravage2346
    @nachomansandyravage2346 3 роки тому +5

    Her kindness and calmness comes through in her voice even, what a sweet lady

  • @blurrble5
    @blurrble5 Рік тому +30

    I adore LeeAnn. This was honestly one of my favorite podcasts!

  • @60minutemeditations51
    @60minutemeditations51 3 роки тому +1151

    He makes her laugh. She really does love him. I love how she laughs harder and harder as his stories get crazier and crazier, even when they're about her.

    • @mordsythe
      @mordsythe 3 роки тому +17

      It’s one of the reasons my wife loves them.
      I love to do the same thing to her.
      Laughter really does make everything better.

    • @rustyshack1707
      @rustyshack1707 2 роки тому +9

      I know, Tom makes her laugh until her chest hurts. She really does love Tom. I also enjoy how much more she laughs as Tom’s stories get cooler and cooler, even when they’re about her and her fine ass.

    • @aaabbbccc985
      @aaabbbccc985 2 роки тому +5

      It really is proof that if you make a woman laugh you do just about anything and she'll put up with it.
      My grandad always told me, you can do anything you want to a woman, as long as you don't bore her. That has been true so many times in my life and I've always tried to keep my relationships fun and new.

    • @Jackman66666666
      @Jackman66666666 2 роки тому +1

      She laughs cause she embarrassed for him.

    • @deadbodybaby1
      @deadbodybaby1 2 роки тому

      @@aaabbbccc985 well bud idk there’s a few other things you shouldn’t do to women lol

  • @DND09
    @DND09 4 роки тому +1358

    I now understand why Brent cried when LeeAnn dumped him in college. This woman is a saint!

    • @kusucks991
      @kusucks991 3 роки тому +19

      Whoa, I've never heard that story

    • @TrevorParsnips
      @TrevorParsnips 3 роки тому +3

      @@kusucks991 whoa, that's amazing, please tell me more.

    • @kusucks991
      @kusucks991 3 роки тому +15

      @@TrevorParsnips I've been watching Bert and Tom for years and heard all the marriage talk and never have heard reference of Bert and LeAnn breaking up before, so it would be interesting to hear the story sometime

    • @TrevorParsnips
      @TrevorParsnips 3 роки тому +3

      @@kusucks991 whoa, that is so interesting to me, can you go into even more detail than that?

    • @kusucks991
      @kusucks991 3 роки тому +26

      @@TrevorParsnips why do you insist on making an ass of yourself like this?

  • @southpax5496
    @southpax5496 2 роки тому +23

    When the producers laugh it always make it better 😭😭😭🤣

  • @scgtyur
    @scgtyur Рік тому +87

    I love that she knows she’s wayyyyy too good for Bert 😂

    • @HeyIwasaValedictorian
      @HeyIwasaValedictorian Рік тому +5

      She never said anything resembling that. She loves that big galoot! 😂♥️🍖

  • @MadVillain23
    @MadVillain23 4 роки тому +789

    This was a good break from hearing Bert interrupt himself every sentence.

    • @imronburgundy8602
      @imronburgundy8602 4 роки тому +25

      A huuuundred percent

    • @clipsedrag13
      @clipsedrag13 4 роки тому +8

      I just don't want to hear his stupid fucking laugh for the whole podcast

    • @kollin7185
      @kollin7185 4 роки тому +4

      It's a nice break from hearing him eat, too.

    • @ryanperkins5463
      @ryanperkins5463 4 роки тому +9

      Holdonholdonholdon! And telling native to look shit up then soon after changing the subject. He's all over the place. He either needs adderall or needs to stop taking it.

  • @poeticdesigns8893
    @poeticdesigns8893 4 роки тому +96

    It was so great watching Bert's wives gossip and really connect with each other.

  • @dimebagjosh2007
    @dimebagjosh2007 Рік тому +10

    “Could you imagine what he’d do without me?” Lmfao that laugh is gold. She’s a 10.

  • @kennethbandera3195
    @kennethbandera3195 2 роки тому +2

    This is one of the best podcasts I’ve seen with 2 ppl talking about someone they mutually have so much love for. I love all of their dynamics so much.

  • @matthewmilantoni3961
    @matthewmilantoni3961 4 роки тому +330

    “I’ll get to talk this episode” haha I was thinking the same thing!

    • @williamguilfoyle3068
      @williamguilfoyle3068 4 роки тому +4

      Not stingy at all

    • @SuperHoneyOil
      @SuperHoneyOil 4 роки тому +4

      I hope they do more of these. It was nice to shit on Bert. Like a fresh of breath air. He makes me so mad sometimes, I just can't do it. I've never liked his podcasts, and Tom brings the best out. Sometimes he's been too much lately, going through it as a clip show with Lee Anne is a good break.

    • @noyb901
      @noyb901 4 роки тому

      @@SuperHoneyOil I'm glad you said that. I quit watching "2 Bears" a couple of episodes ago because I was tired of Bert shitting on his wife. This episode brought me back. He needs to watch this 100 times... although I truly believe that he's too self absorbed to change.

    • @SuperHoneyOil
      @SuperHoneyOil 4 роки тому +1

      @@noyb901 Yeah I've had to stop a few early. Bert can be too much, I wish they would shut him down a bit more. Or Tom would be a bit more rude to him. Maybe just him have a mic cut button? lol

  • @Timfargo
    @Timfargo 4 роки тому +324

    Leeann just described Bert as:
    "An eat, sleep, drink, f**k kinda guy".
    Perfect tombstone.
    ...and a great merch quote.

    • @Selicularr
      @Selicularr 4 роки тому +1

      This needs more likes

    • @spencersherwood217
      @spencersherwood217 4 роки тому +1

      Brett*

    • @polybiusnymb6446
      @polybiusnymb6446 4 роки тому

      I think that makes him sound a bit too cool

    • @benbrown5495
      @benbrown5495 4 роки тому

      @ronald mcdonald Ya he doesn’t podcast or do stand up comedy or have his own tv shows. You are a pathetic loser.

    • @maumee2008
      @maumee2008 4 роки тому

      Tshirts

  • @jakubgadzala7474
    @jakubgadzala7474 3 роки тому +20

    You even did put an ad in the most embaracing part about sex, just to make LeeAnn's relatives rethink if they want to watch further... I'm crying. 🤣😂 Tom you're a genius. This episode was strategized.

  • @kylescholl1382
    @kylescholl1382 Рік тому +56

    We need another Tom & LeeAnn episode!

    • @rammithorn2654
      @rammithorn2654 Рік тому

      And the topic of Bert is off the table lol

  • @dtuohy1026
    @dtuohy1026 4 роки тому +347

    The world's most patient wife of all time... Uhhh hundred percent

    • @BlackPhillip666
      @BlackPhillip666 4 роки тому +3

      LeeAnn is an alcoholic enabler, and an anti-semite.

    • @DanielDanger420
      @DanielDanger420 4 роки тому +4

      Living with Bert would be a nightmere.

    • @BrokenGodEnt
      @BrokenGodEnt 4 роки тому +3

      @@BlackPhillip666 I kinda disagree, but kinda agree. He told a story about how he quit drinking once and she told him "I don't think you have a drinking problem", which is... something.

    • @jamesdougherty8907
      @jamesdougherty8907 4 роки тому

      she like Louis and Marge in real life

    • @neuvisean1739
      @neuvisean1739 4 роки тому +1

      @@jamesdougherty8907 PEETAAH

  • @kjmma2752
    @kjmma2752 4 роки тому +472

    Notice how she lets Tom speak, and then answers the question. Yet Bert has done hundreds of podcasts and still can’t grasp this concept... 🤣

    • @Sparksterfu
      @Sparksterfu 4 роки тому +12

      Bill and bert podcast is different

    • @murderc27
      @murderc27 4 роки тому +14

      Someone once commented that he's a fat hamster with ADD, and it seemed an apt analysis to me.

    • @nickb9720
      @nickb9720 4 роки тому +9

      @@Sparksterfu Yea, Bill is the one doing the interrupting lol. It's a vicious circle

    • @agfb4039
      @agfb4039 4 роки тому +2

      Bert gets too excited that's just him

    • @YoMama9021
      @YoMama9021 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly why he needs her lol 😂

  • @Deellzz
    @Deellzz 3 роки тому +7

    My first ever commenting here, and I know i'm late to the whole 2 Bears 1 Cave podcast but the fact LeeAnn says "a 100%" in the same way Bert does.....now that's true love!

  • @MichaelHarto
    @MichaelHarto Рік тому +25

    LeeAnn is a titan of a woman. She's one in a million

  • @John-lo4xz
    @John-lo4xz 4 роки тому +540

    Great to have an episode where I don't get physically ill.

    • @wbrooks1995
      @wbrooks1995 4 роки тому +6

      John that’s not what we are here for make me sick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @randomguy-z2l
      @randomguy-z2l 4 роки тому +6

      You may need to get outta the house more mommy's. Or maybe im just super fucked up

    • @AllanJ1981
      @AllanJ1981 4 роки тому +2

      Cowboy up, buddy...

    • @alecdt3348
      @alecdt3348 4 роки тому +4

      I thought you were right until I got to Bert’s booger’s and that almost made me puke

    • @geromelegnome5446
      @geromelegnome5446 4 роки тому +2

      The sexual tension between them is palpable!!! Brent kucksher should be worried that there will be a new bear in that cave!!!

  • @mimigiggles4199
    @mimigiggles4199 4 роки тому +408

    Everyone agrees that Burt would fall apart without his wife, a huuundred percent

  • @MyNamesNotCraig2
    @MyNamesNotCraig2 2 роки тому +12

    Every comment is a different version of Bert’s name and I’m absolutely UH hundred percent crying laughing over it

  • @boombapflambop
    @boombapflambop 2 роки тому +41

    How do I find my “LeeAnn”? Bert is so lucky to have someone so understanding and down to Earth.

    • @BBW4MEPLZ
      @BBW4MEPLZ Рік тому +3

      How to find a LeeAnn? Stop looking, it’ll happen when the time’s right. Also, stop finding women in the wrong places.
      Real advise from someone who has their own “LeeAnn” 😂

    • @austinbeachy3873
      @austinbeachy3873 Рік тому +2

      In a southern baptist church lol

    • @boombapflambop
      @boombapflambop Рік тому

      @@austinbeachy3873 if that’s what it takes I’m willing to convert lol

    • @bigbowlowrong4694
      @bigbowlowrong4694 3 місяці тому

      @@austinbeachy3873warning: 50/50 shot of getting a Leeann or a Marjorie Taylor Greene

    • @austinbeachy3873
      @austinbeachy3873 3 місяці тому

      @@bigbowlowrong4694 sounds like a win/win

  • @beep6410
    @beep6410 3 роки тому +618

    when LeeAnn was talking about Bert's "stance" where he puts his hands on his hips, bert doing that EXACT pose is in frame on the sign behind her

  • @nullzeal
    @nullzeal 4 роки тому +1798

    What we learned is, If Burnt is the "Machine" then LeeAnn is the engine running it lol.

    • @deviljon
      @deviljon 3 роки тому +53

      She's the coolant.

    • @CrossWolftheEnd
      @CrossWolftheEnd 3 роки тому +35

      A hundred percent

    • @Carlosjimenez-tr9ze
      @Carlosjimenez-tr9ze 3 роки тому +30

      She’s the mechanic

    • @imjustapancake3188
      @imjustapancake3188 3 роки тому +9

      Shes definitely the engine and the engineer 💀💀

    • @bairstoww
      @bairstoww 3 роки тому +13

      So I guess what you're saying is... that she's the machine within?
      🎵 Machines within, Machines within 🎵

  • @BestWestx
    @BestWestx 3 роки тому +35

    Its really nice that barts caretaker got the dayoff to do this

  • @ronpioggia4301
    @ronpioggia4301 2 роки тому +6

    This has got to be your favorite episode Bert, the teary belly laughs aren't there but you get to see your wife and your best friend gush about you even though they're taking shots at you, It's all out of love and that's gotta feel pretty great Bud. You deserve what you have, keep working bro. You fuckin weirdo.

  • @evanlegere4154
    @evanlegere4154 4 роки тому +164

    Leann Krestanza is the Guest of the Year. This whole show up to this point has been a case study on the life and mind of Brent himself.
    This is the debriefing.

    • @kevint985
      @kevint985 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahaha so true!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @wtfpwnz0red
    @wtfpwnz0red 4 роки тому +526

    Bart takes a day off, but the podcast is still uh-hundred-purcent about him

    • @danielpenrodii2389
      @danielpenrodii2389 4 роки тому +38

      When you’re that heavy, your gravitational pull is just too strong.

    • @MrJ-ro1yr
      @MrJ-ro1yr 4 роки тому +15

      She even dropped a "uhhh hundred percent" in the 1st 15 minutes.

    • @mimigiggles4199
      @mimigiggles4199 4 роки тому +4

      At first I was a little worried that Bert wandered off, then I worried it was an in memoriam, then I thought maybe he was doing Celebrity Rehab with dr. Drew.

    • @danielpenrodii2389
      @danielpenrodii2389 4 роки тому +2

      Mr J That’s a good woman who stays on brand.

    • @skyline4256
      @skyline4256 4 роки тому +4

      It’s a complete nightmere

  • @crackerjackrappr
    @crackerjackrappr Рік тому +20

    When you Bert's impression of LeeAnn is spot on

  • @britlilbit
    @britlilbit 2 роки тому +5

    LeeAnn is such a great role model I love her perspective!

  • @onepepperoni
    @onepepperoni 3 роки тому +410

    Burt is a very lucky man. This is my first time hearing anything from LeeAnn, and my god what a lovely person. Confident, capable, and empathetic, she's a straight-up triple threat. Also, Burt seems great too. They seem like a power couple for sure. Nice episode thank you!

  • @firefaux64
    @firefaux64 4 роки тому +189

    Dude the Wife Swap podcast could be a monthly thing. Tom & Leann make a great team. I bet Bert & Push would be great too.

    • @mambalevel1017
      @mambalevel1017 4 роки тому +11

      Bert and push would be 🔥🔥

    • @TreCayUltimateLife
      @TreCayUltimateLife 4 роки тому +11

      They do NOT get along at all. Christina loathes Bert, they've talked about it on a previous episode. Bert apperantly did something to one of Christina's nieces but they didnt say what happened

    • @gabeshedd
      @gabeshedd 4 роки тому +7

      @@TreCayUltimateLife Which episode of which show? I'm intrigued.

    • @travistaylor7209
      @travistaylor7209 4 роки тому +1

      I’m interested in the episode too lol so I’ll leave this here

    • @andrewwest1115
      @andrewwest1115 4 роки тому

      Me too

  • @theodorewood9784
    @theodorewood9784 3 роки тому +9

    "Its weird to bring it out, I think."
    Fucking tears.

  • @MrCpalombo72
    @MrCpalombo72 2 роки тому +1

    Her confidence and settledness is amazing. Her ego is so managed. I am inspired. She is a massive, bright soul!
    He (Bert) is so authentic. He is him. Totally himself. Unguarded. That is amazing.
    These two are very special. I am wanting to be more authentic, more real, and less ego. What a gift to watch Bert and LeeAnn be.
    And Tom loves Bert, so seeing Tom MC this... very amazing.

  • @kennethvelasquez3140
    @kennethvelasquez3140 4 роки тому +225

    Ok I thought I was gonna hate this, BUT I realized that she can confirm AND add onto everything Tommy wants to confirm and then more. I love this now

    • @deepthought1987
      @deepthought1987 4 роки тому

      If Bert doesn't have an Ooni pizza oven, he needs to get one.

    • @jamestobin2529
      @jamestobin2529 4 роки тому +8

      She's actually really polished on podcast by now and it's pretty great at filling dead space.

    • @kyleeck6917
      @kyleeck6917 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao at one point she goes I wanna know what I don’t know, Tom smiling oh that’s coming up

    • @reneemcmunn6671
      @reneemcmunn6671 4 роки тому

      Just spit coffee out of my nose!

    • @reneemcmunn6671
      @reneemcmunn6671 4 роки тому

      ....”could you give her a copy”...😂😂😂

  • @HalinazDziecmi
    @HalinazDziecmi 4 роки тому +904

    Next episode: Christina roasts Bert to his face for two hours

    • @jcallow6568
      @jcallow6568 3 роки тому +18

      I'd watch that

    • @jvajdos
      @jvajdos 3 роки тому +21

      Bort*

    • @97McLuvin
      @97McLuvin 3 роки тому +7

      holy fuck - and they say perfection cannot be achieved

    • @Snipergod613
      @Snipergod613 3 роки тому +3

      Well it’s arrived

    • @karleymurphy
      @karleymurphy 3 роки тому +1

      I'd pay to watch that

  • @robtalbot8060
    @robtalbot8060 2 роки тому +7

    LeeAnn is a total, total legend 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Carl_Georg
    @Carl_Georg 2 роки тому +4

    "It's called lazy. He's not using his words" 😂 I'm dead.

  • @brownguy903
    @brownguy903 4 роки тому +670

    LeeAnn should be a monthly guest, partly because she's great but also as a regular reset button on the audience's inevitable negative view of her husband

    • @nnikkittenn
      @nnikkittenn 4 роки тому +24

      Maybe once every 3 months so they have enough Bert content to watch and critique.

    • @florida2011
      @florida2011 4 роки тому +8

      N C Burnt gives them enough content to critique in one episode 😂😂😂😂

    • @thosearepinklemons
      @thosearepinklemons 4 роки тому +13

      Hahaha for real. I was about to quit watching the show and then this episode popped up and for *SOME* reason the element that made me not want to watch it vanished...

    • @spohair
      @spohair 4 роки тому +2

      I was going to say the same thing. Get out of my head brownguy!

    • @CorrectFossa
      @CorrectFossa 3 роки тому +6

      My turnaround on Bert is usually about a half a week after the podcast, sometimes longer, like after his ice cream take I was pissed at him until the kool aid incident humbled him again. Ultimately it all boils down to annoyance with how oblivious he is that some of his occasionally toxic behavior isn’t normal and is likely a product of his relationship with his father.

  • @mattduell3
    @mattduell3 4 роки тому +251

    Bert is so lucky he has LeeAnn. She deserves a holiday 😂

    • @angelique_cs
      @angelique_cs 4 роки тому +6

      I totally agree. She's officially the best.

    • @laurak6685
      @laurak6685 4 роки тому +6

      Y’all underestimate the amount of wealth that man has to offer lol.
      No way she would’ve stuck around if he were a construction worker or some truck- driver, etc

    • @MirOStov
      @MirOStov 4 роки тому +2

      She needs Sainthood

    • @richardjones1699
      @richardjones1699 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed.

    • @michealburns8017
      @michealburns8017 4 роки тому +3

      She's literally on holiday every time he's on the road! Lol

  • @nerdgirljean
    @nerdgirljean Рік тому +1

    Behind every great man is a greater woman!! I think LeeAnn & Bert are a great couple & totally compliment each other. We should all be so lucky to have what they have.

  • @auticade2360
    @auticade2360 2 роки тому +1

    LeeAnn is the sweetest, can't imagine a better person to take care of Bert

  • @codylaramore4881
    @codylaramore4881 4 роки тому +410

    I had a shit night and didn’t sleep at all with worry over a stupid problem, and 30 seconds in I laughed out loud to myself, Thank You.
    (Edit) Wow, totally did not see that much compassion coming, much love everyone ❤️
    Also, to those TikTok’s who think it was the ad read at the start of the 30 second mark, keep feathering it, you guys are doing good!!

    • @KCNicole
      @KCNicole 4 роки тому +26

      I hope your stupid problem gets solved! Just relax and laugh. And take a nap if you get a chance. 🤗

    • @ReDzDoctor
      @ReDzDoctor 4 роки тому +13

      I hope everything works out for ya buddy, take everything one step at a time and just try your best

    • @biggersmilesinasia8402
      @biggersmilesinasia8402 4 роки тому +12

      The Shipstation ad? K, whatever floats your boat.....

    • @EthanKleinScat
      @EthanKleinScat 4 роки тому +4

      Wait same! I thought these were old uploads from ymh bc I’m delirious from just a short nap, but it’ll be ok for the length of the podcasts lolol

    • @well_as_an_expert_id_say
      @well_as_an_expert_id_say 4 роки тому +6

      This too shall pass, Cody. Stay faithful to yourself and letterip. Whatever choice you make stick to it and ride it out, better times are 100% coming, just last til then friend.

  • @60minutemeditations51
    @60minutemeditations51 3 роки тому +157

    It's such a unique relationship these two have with Bert. They love him so much and would die for him and care so deeply for him but wanna slap the shit out of him at the same time. Bert is such a good person, that's why people put up with it. He genuinely means well.

  • @sskkarz
    @sskkarz 2 роки тому +6

    LeeAnn is the epitome of a southern dime. You're awesome!!!!

  • @TimelesslyModern
    @TimelesslyModern Рік тому +6

    LeeAnn deserves an award.

    • @Ipleadthefifth
      @Ipleadthefifth Рік тому

      Heck she deserves a lot more than that I hope Bert truly knows how good he has it with her

  • @Physicallyretard
    @Physicallyretard 4 роки тому +67

    Jesus christ leeann is a heaven sent saint to keep that man-child in check. We all owe you such a dept of gratitude Leeann! You are amazing!

  • @bigduke12180ify
    @bigduke12180ify 4 роки тому +294

    Why does LeeAnn's side of the room suddenly seem more spacious when she's sitting there.

    • @yo-sr5uq
      @yo-sr5uq 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @wzrdfrskn832
      @wzrdfrskn832 4 роки тому +18

      I feel like that area now somehow smells much better.

    • @Turpintine101
      @Turpintine101 4 роки тому +8

      L H it doesn’t have a gallon of kool aid taking all the table space

    • @jaredbailey1160
      @jaredbailey1160 4 роки тому +1

      @@wzrdfrskn832 that mic still has a bernt smell for sure though. I think I can still see icing on the mic from him facing all those donuts

    • @felixculpa9390
      @felixculpa9390 4 роки тому +4

      Objects that are Bert are fatter than they appear.

  • @willpugh8865
    @willpugh8865 2 роки тому +10

    “Oh he aint going no where “ “Whats he going to do with out me “, right there I’m so jealous you can’t put a price on that type of love she’s so confident in the relationship she knows there’s nothing to worry about

  • @KazuYuuu
    @KazuYuuu Рік тому +6

    I love how Tom immediately points out that he'll actually be able to talk this episode because Bart isn't on. It's always great when they have Leeann for a genuinely interesting introspective into Burnt Chrysler!

  • @astonwinter
    @astonwinter 4 роки тому +38

    As Bert's English sidekick I say, that his truly has an amazing wife and God bless her soul ♥️

  • @chialike138
    @chialike138 4 роки тому +79

    I love how LeeAnn is mimicking berts pose with a picture of bert doing that same pose in the background. Lol

  • @killak3359
    @killak3359 2 роки тому +5

    Tom had receipts and has been planning for this podcast for a long time. Sat silently let Bert talk and then released this banger😂

  • @bradey6949
    @bradey6949 4 роки тому +56

    This woman deserves a never ending round of applause. Every time it's about to dissipate and die off LeeAnn puts up with something else and another man in the distance who realizes how patient she is starts a slow clap and it starts all over...

  • @OverParSteve
    @OverParSteve 4 роки тому +483

    Can you imagine if he was married to someone else other than that legend of a woman. Bart would be paying out for probably 7 different divorces 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @meaganhughes8961
    @meaganhughes8961 3 роки тому +5

    I love Bert's wife!! She is the coolest woman ever!!!

  • @kevinjohnson3715
    @kevinjohnson3715 2 роки тому +14

    When human cloning becomes a reality she needs to be the first one in line. What a saint.

  • @Oakshield2
    @Oakshield2 4 роки тому +171

    Probably the most excited I've seen Tom. This is a scientist getting a breakthrough after years studying the creature known as muh sheen.
    Leeann sounds like Princess Carolyn from Bojack Horseman

  • @FailingForFun
    @FailingForFun 4 роки тому +49

    Started out looking at this clip.. and was instantly like.. nope.. aint gonna work... 10 minutes in.. im hysterically laughing, harder than most episodes... GENIUS combination putting tom and leeann together!

    • @Ramboskates85
      @Ramboskates85 4 роки тому

      I’ll agree. I was not a fan of the other Leann episode they did earlier on. Which originally turned me off to this episode. But I gave it a chance. And just like you. I am. Deceased. This is a great episode lol

  • @rontoothaker4045
    @rontoothaker4045 3 роки тому +4

    That opening joke Tom said was hilarious. LeeAnn was not ready for that lmao! Glad to see he’s keeping the opening jokes going on Brents absence

  • @mrbeans2425
    @mrbeans2425 Рік тому

    What a sweet kind lady! Shes the real hero for keeping that animal alive!

  • @omgersh
    @omgersh 4 роки тому +96

    Finally! We get to see the CAVE instead of just the 2 BEARS.

  • @FrostyJokerr
    @FrostyJokerr 4 роки тому +95

    Maaaan, I need to find someone that loves me like Leeann tolerates Bert.

    • @olliverq9784
      @olliverq9784 3 роки тому +4

      Start racking in a couple hundred thousand dollars a year, and it'll happen sooner than you think.

    • @timreagan777
      @timreagan777 3 роки тому +2

      @@olliverq9784 facts

    • @bgdontlose8081
      @bgdontlose8081 3 роки тому

      @@olliverq9784 they were married before he was rich

    • @olliverq9784
      @olliverq9784 3 роки тому

      @@bgdontlose8081 yea, but if he was still broke I doubt she'd put up with his shit lol.

  • @spenserkucera8046
    @spenserkucera8046 3 роки тому +5

    The glee in Toms face in the thumbnail, is all I need in my life.

  • @johnv3225
    @johnv3225 Рік тому +4

    Ommggg this women is a saint for dealing with Bert. I would put him in his place everyday. I could never lmao

  • @jamesraub3985
    @jamesraub3985 4 роки тому +486

    She is obviously the coolest woman ever.

    • @U2bUSER
      @U2bUSER 2 роки тому +4

      Her, Christina P & Khalyla 🤗

    • @Semba999
      @Semba999 2 роки тому +15

      Take the last one out and your set.

    • @yungcobe8354
      @yungcobe8354 2 роки тому +3

      @@Semba999 fact

    • @VagPoop_
      @VagPoop_ 2 роки тому

      Wierd way to spell , oldest.

    • @sickturret3587
      @sickturret3587 2 роки тому

      @@U2bUSER khalayla just dumped bobby lol

  • @johnperish
    @johnperish 4 роки тому +262

    looks like that " A Hundred Percent" line is the Kreischer family motto lol

    • @nz540im3
      @nz540im3 4 роки тому +9

      You do pick up sayings from people you are around a lot. I noticed she dropped it a couple of times before they talked about it haha. Would be interesting if it come from her or Bert for a start

    • @hurrell2
      @hurrell2 4 роки тому +5

      uh hundred

    • @youtime18
      @youtime18 4 роки тому +5

      Uhhhhhhhundred percent

    • @thisguyhere5837
      @thisguyhere5837 4 роки тому +4

      Brendan Schaub must be a distant relative

    • @Grant25
      @Grant25 4 роки тому +3

      Rogan says it as well sometimes. Someone started it first

  • @SanjeetSingh-hl5qv
    @SanjeetSingh-hl5qv 11 місяців тому

    This was such a good podcast, no talking over each other and LeeAnn talks shit but also shows genuine love and suport for her husband. And we finally get hear what tom thinks for longer than 10 seconds without being interrupted

  • @timlinj
    @timlinj 2 місяці тому

    So easy to see that Tom has deep respect and admiration for Leeann. ❤😊

  • @anthonysamstag7555
    @anthonysamstag7555 4 роки тому +46

    You know what, hearing Leanne talk about Bert honestly makes me love him so much more. I don't think it takes away from his brand or emasculates him, I think it humanizes him and helps create a full picture. Love you, Brett

    • @Matt-pc5cd
      @Matt-pc5cd 4 роки тому +2

      Bert would delude himself to think that his brand includes being an alpha masculine dude.

  • @jordishima
    @jordishima 4 роки тому +122

    I NEED to see an episode of “Nothing’s Burning.” Especially if it was Georgia vs Bert making simple meals and Bert can’t not fuck it up.

    • @MetalSolidCrisis
      @MetalSolidCrisis 4 роки тому

      Compile all the times Georgia cuts off Bront's ADHD choices lmao

  • @kimberlymcgill5558
    @kimberlymcgill5558 Рік тому

    LeeAnn’s smile is unbeatable. My goodness what joy, Bert really did get a catch.

  • @sthomasond
    @sthomasond 3 роки тому +175

    It's so obvious that Bert is exceedingly ADHD and amazes me he hasn't been diagnosed.

    • @jaysalomon5298
      @jaysalomon5298 2 роки тому +9

      Omg I was literally thinking exactly the same

    • @DingDongDaddyFromDumas
      @DingDongDaddyFromDumas 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah no to a tee, the most clear cut case ever lol

    • @klbs9630
      @klbs9630 Рік тому +14

      Even more apparent when the episode he did with Dr. Drew came out and he talked about needing treats and having treats in life. Not only was it hilariously articulated but so so so sooooo accurate and spot on in my adhd brain. I’m a 30 year old woman and I have continuously related to so many things about Bert as I’ve watched him over the last 8/10 years 😂

    • @MissNikkiDawson
      @MissNikkiDawson Рік тому

      Also traits of autism. Definitely neurodivergent. 🤓

    • @MP-et1eu
      @MP-et1eu Рік тому +1

      @@DingDongDaddyFromDumasI’m just curious I’m not even trying to be mean or condescending. Why do people say “yeah no” it is the weirdest thing in the world to me. Especially over text

  • @edoge5425
    @edoge5425 4 роки тому +91

    “Can you imagine what he’d do without me” LeAnn is a certified mommy.