Ep. 47 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & LeeAnn Kreischer
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Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but his wife, LeeAnn, joins Tom Segura in his place! LeeAnn weighs in on many of Bert's most outrageous 2 Bears moments. She reacts to his barehanded wiping, lends her opinion on his food intake, analyzes some of his many "Bertisms," responds to Bert's comments about their sex life, and more! She also reveals information from Bert's youth that is new to Tom and the 2 Bears audience.
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"I hit the floor with my face"
Tom: struggling to hold back psychotic laughter
The Matturbator so true hahaha
He definitely would have lost it if LeeAnn also included the sound she made, like "I hit the floor with my face and went 'WUUAAAEAW!!'"
It's okay we all laughed for him
I'm so doing Wife of the Part now. I love her so much!
As she's telling that story, she's so southern you can't help but laugh. Then you remember she's talking about her chin needing stitches
this is great lol its like a parent teacher meeting
"OK-------------ay, so how have things be----------en at Home??"
"Well..., there are a few things that have been happening HERE that I'd like to discuss with you...."
LeeAnn "accidentally" cracks a Coors Light
800th like. That shit funny
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣 😂 🤣 😂
Never knew what Tom's voice sounded like until now.
solid gag
A hhhhundred percent.
Hahah, someone beat me to it. I was going to say "A huuundred percent."
Isn't that the damn truth though, fo' real. Congrats Tom, you have finally been able to participate in your shared podcast. ;) It's only been.... I dunno, a year? (someone can correct me on that, not "A huuuundred percent" on how long this pod has been going on. loool)
@@AgendaInMind "Western Medicine is pure fraud"....hahaha yeah how awesome is ebola, lets just let that shit run wild. Its organic. idiot.
Lmao
Oh my God, Leanne is such a classic southern lady, “I just patched it up and kept on going” 😂
Man i always find southern ladies irressistable.
Southern ladies are charming.
Her accent sounds like South Carolina or Georgia
@amy parra I bet Georgia cuz they named the first daughter..
@@amyparra1881 she's from Bowdon, Georgia
Tom dragging his best friend through the mud with his best friend's wife is the greatest thing I've ever seen
He said one of his best friends 😂
Don't worry, I'm sure he's in the back room sipping on his bucket of Kool-Aid
@@brandondennis4369 hes also called bert his best friend(singular) before. Whats your point?
TRippersigs22 he was trying to make a joke, saying “one” of his best friend’s, insinuating another person is his beat friend. Which it isn’t. But he was just trying to make a joke. Jesus guy
@@MrDrunkNFunky yea right he wouldn't have been able to stay out of the room knowing they are talking about him
Watching this makes me feel like I'm watching a parent teacher conference lol.
Teacher tom: your son eats boogers
LeeAnn: yeah. He's working on it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So accurate!
Exactly lmao. Same vibes. When wife becomes momma.
I can totally picture Tom as a school teacher. For a stint anyway. Lol. Great comment.
This just made me spit beer out of my nose. I haven't laughed so hard in years.
Bert's wife is adorable and very tolerant and down to earth. He's lucky.
Yeah Bert's lucky he doesn't have to clean up after himself and Leeann is lucky she doesn't have to make her own couple million dollars a year.
@@angusgore5405 zing!!!!
Yup
@@angusgore5405 win win👍🕺
@@angusgore5405 it's still cool she made his website and what not though. I'm sure she does a lot of things related to taxes etc. I agree though
LeeAnn splitting her chin open at 6AM & just "rolling with it" for 7 hours until 1PM and going to the doctor only after a friend confronted her has so much Bert energy that I finally understood why they're happily married.
Dude for real😂😂😂 she told the story and I was like "thats the most Bert thing I've ever heard"
I would argue the opposite, this isn’t a negative but berts a little complainy
😂😂
It’s a very southern bred thing to do. I have a lot of family that reminds me of lee Ann. My uncle once stubbed his big toe on a stone step. It broke his toenail and he started bleeding everywhere. he just pulled the nail off and wrapped a convenience store napkin around it.
@@WOTVE-CWwhat else are you suppose to do? Go to the ER for a stubbed toe? My dad used to super glue our cuts. I split my head once and a kid glued it. Got second degree burns he rushed me to 711 to hold a slurpee. We were from CA like generations before so idk about it being a south thing. A stubbed toe I feel like everyone would just pull off the toe nail.
LeeAnn is such a sweet lady for taking care of that handicapped guy Brent
Burnt
Brunt
Facts
*fat
Brent kersher?
This is possibly the most loving and friendly character assassination I’ve ever witnessed.
😂😂😂
You win the comment section. I don't care what anyone else says
Doug Ferguson thanks mommy!
Yeah this comment should literally be in the description
Doug Ferguson I concur with your statement.
This show should be called exploring the man behind the child: a documentary
They’re saving that title for the Joe Biden doc?
'man behind the child' sounds really really wrong dude
The messy cave behind the bear 🐻
that sounds like the next Michael Jackson doc
Brian correct grammer thank you brian brian. lol
She has a great laugh. Something very calming and motherly about it. She is a saint for dealing with Bert
He makes her laugh. She really does love him. I love how she laughs harder and harder as his stories get crazier and crazier, even when they're about her.
It’s one of the reasons my wife loves them.
I love to do the same thing to her.
Laughter really does make everything better.
I know, Tom makes her laugh until her chest hurts. She really does love Tom. I also enjoy how much more she laughs as Tom’s stories get cooler and cooler, even when they’re about her and her fine ass.
It really is proof that if you make a woman laugh you do just about anything and she'll put up with it.
My grandad always told me, you can do anything you want to a woman, as long as you don't bore her. That has been true so many times in my life and I've always tried to keep my relationships fun and new.
She laughs cause she embarrassed for him.
@@aaabbbccc985 well bud idk there’s a few other things you shouldn’t do to women lol
The most patient woman in all of comedy
By the end of Berts Career she’ll BE a patient
All of humanity
Terrie Diaz is a close second lol
As Bert's English sidekick I say, I think your wrong
I need a LeeAnn
“I’ll get to talk this episode” haha I was thinking the same thing!
Not stingy at all
I hope they do more of these. It was nice to shit on Bert. Like a fresh of breath air. He makes me so mad sometimes, I just can't do it. I've never liked his podcasts, and Tom brings the best out. Sometimes he's been too much lately, going through it as a clip show with Lee Anne is a good break.
@@SuperHoneyOil I'm glad you said that. I quit watching "2 Bears" a couple of episodes ago because I was tired of Bert shitting on his wife. This episode brought me back. He needs to watch this 100 times... although I truly believe that he's too self absorbed to change.
@@noyb901 Yeah I've had to stop a few early. Bert can be too much, I wish they would shut him down a bit more. Or Tom would be a bit more rude to him. Maybe just him have a mic cut button? lol
my laughter increases exponentially when i hear dude in the background laughing. i love it.
That's your favorite Jew, Nadav.
Every episode to
@@Funhaus_Ryan my favorite J
Nedav is the laugh track for all the pods he's the producer on.
That's a hardcore Christian Evangelist known as Patty O'Neil
This is the most we've heard Tim talk in an episode
Bert talks so much you didn't realize his name is Tom, did you
@@hettel_visual imagine Bert interviewing RPC
@@dirkbowman946 imagine Bert interviewing....
Yeah, different dynamic without that Brett guy. Gonna be some good pods with Warren Sapp
I think you mean Tony
LeeAnn should be a reoccurring guest. Tom should have her on after about every 10 episodes. On the 11th episode, Tom shows her clips summarizing the latest antics of Brent Crystals. It's fascinating getting her perspective on Brent. It's like a study in psychology.
Meh every 50 maybe
Yo
@@nimimerkillinen True, 10 was maybe to short to feather.
Just to recap all the nonsense bert says lol
I absolutely love this idea. I've only ever heard about her from Crysler and Segura, but hearing her on the actual podcast, shes amazing!
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: LeeAnn Kreischer is a national treasure.
thatsa movie
You’ve said that before?
Agreed!!
No man
I think you mean Karen
The background laughter is gold...don't ever let that guy go
Makes me think of the morning radio as a kid
Nadav is the man
Fake and overdone. The people that hate it stopped listening.
Nah. Let em go
@@williamRE they are not missed though. It's the same people who say everything Fallon does is fake and overdone, and hedge their bets that something is fake regardless what it is. Plot twist, but then they believe pizza gate and flat earth.
Leeann just described Bert as:
"An eat, sleep, drink, f**k kinda guy".
Perfect tombstone.
...and a great merch quote.
This needs more likes
Brett*
I think that makes him sound a bit too cool
@ronald mcdonald Ya he doesn’t podcast or do stand up comedy or have his own tv shows. You are a pathetic loser.
Tshirts
It was so great watching Bert's wives gossip and really connect with each other.
when LeeAnn was talking about Bert's "stance" where he puts his hands on his hips, bert doing that EXACT pose is in frame on the sign behind her
blaze it
Who's burt
@@tmart69 blaze it 420 days a week bro
As a non religious person, Leanne is the only evidence of angels. What an amazing woman: funny, understanding, caring, smart, motivated, tough as hell, and undoubtedly the ruler of the Kreischer household.
Nope, she's a massive Karen.
i cant believe hes got such a wonderfull woman to love him,
thats hope for the rest of us i guess xD
Yeah I wish my wife was like her, would make life so much easier if she was that understanding
Any woman deserves better
What we learned is, If Burnt is the "Machine" then LeeAnn is the engine running it lol.
She's the coolant.
A hundred percent
She’s the mechanic
Shes definitely the engine and the engineer 💀💀
So I guess what you're saying is... that she's the machine within?
🎵 Machines within, Machines within 🎵
Great to have an episode where I don't get physically ill.
John that’s not what we are here for make me sick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You may need to get outta the house more mommy's. Or maybe im just super fucked up
Cowboy up, buddy...
I thought you were right until I got to Bert’s booger’s and that almost made me puke
The sexual tension between them is palpable!!! Brent kucksher should be worried that there will be a new bear in that cave!!!
Next episode: Christina roasts Bert to his face for two hours
I'd watch that
Bort*
holy fuck - and they say perfection cannot be achieved
Well it’s arrived
I'd pay to watch that
She has such a kind face. Seems like a genuinely sweet person. It’s rare and I love it!
Bert is so lucky he has LeeAnn. She deserves a holiday 😂
I totally agree. She's officially the best.
Y’all underestimate the amount of wealth that man has to offer lol.
No way she would’ve stuck around if he were a construction worker or some truck- driver, etc
She needs Sainthood
Agreed.
She's literally on holiday every time he's on the road! Lol
I now understand why Brent cried when LeeAnn dumped him in college. This woman is a saint!
Whoa, I've never heard that story
@@kusucks991 whoa, that's amazing, please tell me more.
@@TrevorParsnips I've been watching Bert and Tom for years and heard all the marriage talk and never have heard reference of Bert and LeAnn breaking up before, so it would be interesting to hear the story sometime
@@kusucks991 whoa, that is so interesting to me, can you go into even more detail than that?
@@TrevorParsnips why do you insist on making an ass of yourself like this?
Everyone agrees that Burt would fall apart without his wife, a huuundred percent
He says it every couple episodes! Lol
Oh UH HUNdred percent
It would be an a HUNDRED percent nightmeer
😂😂😂😂
Yeah same with bobby lee
When the producers laugh it always make it better 😭😭😭🤣
Leann Krestanza is the Guest of the Year. This whole show up to this point has been a case study on the life and mind of Brent himself.
This is the debriefing.
Hahahaha so true!!!🤣🤣🤣
I love how LeeAnn is mimicking berts pose with a picture of bert doing that same pose in the background. Lol
I kept hoping she would notice that picture
The world's most patient wife of all time... Uhhh hundred percent
LeeAnn is an alcoholic enabler, and an anti-semite.
Living with Bert would be a nightmere.
@@BlackPhillip666 I kinda disagree, but kinda agree. He told a story about how he quit drinking once and she told him "I don't think you have a drinking problem", which is... something.
she like Louis and Marge in real life
@@jamesdougherty8907 PEETAAH
1:20:20 "I try to enjoy him and not control him."
Wow that's a very healthy outlook for a relationship
This was a good break from hearing Bert interrupt himself every sentence.
A huuuundred percent
I just don't want to hear his stupid fucking laugh for the whole podcast
It's a nice break from hearing him eat, too.
Holdonholdonholdon! And telling native to look shit up then soon after changing the subject. He's all over the place. He either needs adderall or needs to stop taking it.
Notice how she lets Tom speak, and then answers the question. Yet Bert has done hundreds of podcasts and still can’t grasp this concept... 🤣
Bill and bert podcast is different
Someone once commented that he's a fat hamster with ADD, and it seemed an apt analysis to me.
@@Sparksterfu Yea, Bill is the one doing the interrupting lol. It's a vicious circle
Bert gets too excited that's just him
Exactly why he needs her lol 😂
Finally! We get to see the CAVE instead of just the 2 BEARS.
Underrated comment
Very underated !
Oh lawd.
Gosh I love LeeAnn. She’s practically become a celebrity in her own right. She’s great on these podcasts!
looks like that " A Hundred Percent" line is the Kreischer family motto lol
You do pick up sayings from people you are around a lot. I noticed she dropped it a couple of times before they talked about it haha. Would be interesting if it come from her or Bert for a start
uh hundred
Uhhhhhhhundred percent
Brendan Schaub must be a distant relative
Rogan says it as well sometimes. Someone started it first
Dude the Wife Swap podcast could be a monthly thing. Tom & Leann make a great team. I bet Bert & Push would be great too.
Bert and push would be 🔥🔥
They do NOT get along at all. Christina loathes Bert, they've talked about it on a previous episode. Bert apperantly did something to one of Christina's nieces but they didnt say what happened
@@TreCayUltimateLife Which episode of which show? I'm intrigued.
I’m interested in the episode too lol so I’ll leave this here
Me too
Burt is a very lucky man. This is my first time hearing anything from LeeAnn, and my god what a lovely person. Confident, capable, and empathetic, she's a straight-up triple threat. Also, Burt seems great too. They seem like a power couple for sure. Nice episode thank you!
You mean Brett. Brett Krishna is his name.
You mean bart…
I’m on a LeeAnn podcast binge and I have never been happier with a UA-cam video decision lol.
I did the same!!
I think I'm about to start mine. She's just wonderful
Started out looking at this clip.. and was instantly like.. nope.. aint gonna work... 10 minutes in.. im hysterically laughing, harder than most episodes... GENIUS combination putting tom and leeann together!
I’ll agree. I was not a fan of the other Leann episode they did earlier on. Which originally turned me off to this episode. But I gave it a chance. And just like you. I am. Deceased. This is a great episode lol
Bart takes a day off, but the podcast is still uh-hundred-purcent about him
When you’re that heavy, your gravitational pull is just too strong.
She even dropped a "uhhh hundred percent" in the 1st 15 minutes.
At first I was a little worried that Bert wandered off, then I worried it was an in memoriam, then I thought maybe he was doing Celebrity Rehab with dr. Drew.
Mr J That’s a good woman who stays on brand.
It’s a complete nightmere
I had a shit night and didn’t sleep at all with worry over a stupid problem, and 30 seconds in I laughed out loud to myself, Thank You.
(Edit) Wow, totally did not see that much compassion coming, much love everyone ❤️
Also, to those TikTok’s who think it was the ad read at the start of the 30 second mark, keep feathering it, you guys are doing good!!
I hope your stupid problem gets solved! Just relax and laugh. And take a nap if you get a chance. 🤗
I hope everything works out for ya buddy, take everything one step at a time and just try your best
The Shipstation ad? K, whatever floats your boat.....
Wait same! I thought these were old uploads from ymh bc I’m delirious from just a short nap, but it’ll be ok for the length of the podcasts lolol
This too shall pass, Cody. Stay faithful to yourself and letterip. Whatever choice you make stick to it and ride it out, better times are 100% coming, just last til then friend.
“Could you imagine what he’d do without me?” Lmfao that laugh is gold. She’s a 10.
“Can you imagine what he’d do without me” LeAnn is a certified mommy.
Ok I thought I was gonna hate this, BUT I realized that she can confirm AND add onto everything Tommy wants to confirm and then more. I love this now
If Bert doesn't have an Ooni pizza oven, he needs to get one.
She's actually really polished on podcast by now and it's pretty great at filling dead space.
Lmao at one point she goes I wanna know what I don’t know, Tom smiling oh that’s coming up
Just spit coffee out of my nose!
....”could you give her a copy”...😂😂😂
I’m 21 minutes in and this is the most I’ve heard Tom talk lol
Her kindness and calmness comes through in her voice even, what a sweet lady
I NEED to see an episode of “Nothing’s Burning.” Especially if it was Georgia vs Bert making simple meals and Bert can’t not fuck it up.
Compile all the times Georgia cuts off Bront's ADHD choices lmao
It's such a unique relationship these two have with Bert. They love him so much and would die for him and care so deeply for him but wanna slap the shit out of him at the same time. Bert is such a good person, that's why people put up with it. He genuinely means well.
As Bert's English sidekick I say, that his truly has an amazing wife and God bless her soul ♥️
We found Lyle!
You're real! You're really real!
Thank you for your service Lyle
Let em finish
Very rare for a woman to be that down to earth and understanding. Bert's a lucky man.
*Bort
Brant
it is not very rare for a woman to be empathetic to an incompetent man...
she acts like his mom
Probably the most excited I've seen Tom. This is a scientist getting a breakthrough after years studying the creature known as muh sheen.
Leeann sounds like Princess Carolyn from Bojack Horseman
holy shit 😂😂😂
This woman deserves a never ending round of applause. Every time it's about to dissipate and die off LeeAnn puts up with something else and another man in the distance who realizes how patient she is starts a slow clap and it starts all over...
LeeAnn should be a monthly guest, partly because she's great but also as a regular reset button on the audience's inevitable negative view of her husband
Maybe once every 3 months so they have enough Bert content to watch and critique.
N C Burnt gives them enough content to critique in one episode 😂😂😂😂
Hahaha for real. I was about to quit watching the show and then this episode popped up and for *SOME* reason the element that made me not want to watch it vanished...
I was going to say the same thing. Get out of my head brownguy!
My turnaround on Bert is usually about a half a week after the podcast, sometimes longer, like after his ice cream take I was pissed at him until the kool aid incident humbled him again. Ultimately it all boils down to annoyance with how oblivious he is that some of his occasionally toxic behavior isn’t normal and is likely a product of his relationship with his father.
Every comment is a different version of Bert’s name and I’m absolutely UH hundred percent crying laughing over it
It's adorable that LeeAnn & Bert both say "uh 100 percent"
28:24 killed me
Maaaan, I need to find someone that loves me like Leeann tolerates Bert.
Start racking in a couple hundred thousand dollars a year, and it'll happen sooner than you think.
@@olliverq9784 facts
@@olliverq9784 they were married before he was rich
@@bgdontlose8081 yea, but if he was still broke I doubt she'd put up with his shit lol.
I like how even in Berts abscence, he still finds a way to be the center of the conversation.😂
Well if the people on the podcast loved mire interesting lives maybe they wouldnt have to ride brent to fill an episode
@@vincentq2917 Check your spelling bud. Lol.
@@reignmangaming5680 were u able to understand what i wanted to say or are you so dumb being one letter off was too much for ur smoothbrain?
@Not Mick Blotters brent was a joke you mouth breather
@Not Mick Blotters and my statement still stand, whyre u simping for this guy anyways
This was such a good podcast, no talking over each other and LeeAnn talks shit but also shows genuine love and suport for her husband. And we finally get hear what tom thinks for longer than 10 seconds without being interrupted
Berts wife: Does berts body stance
Berts picture in the background: Is doing the body stance
Dead lmao
oh my god i didn't even see that. thank you so much lol.
Why does LeeAnn's side of the room suddenly seem more spacious when she's sitting there.
😂😂
I feel like that area now somehow smells much better.
L H it doesn’t have a gallon of kool aid taking all the table space
@@wzrdfrskn832 that mic still has a bernt smell for sure though. I think I can still see icing on the mic from him facing all those donuts
Objects that are Bert are fatter than they appear.
Bert should name his next special “A Hundred Percent”
100% he should .
Or Fantastic or Catastrophic
UHHHHHH HUNDRED PERCENT RACIST
Bert ?
@@dhazzard2534 i think he means shitty brent guy
I adore LeeAnn. This was honestly one of my favorite podcasts!
UHHHH HUNDRED PERCENT the best 2 Bears episode! It was so refreshing to see a beautiful, confident, down to earth, and understanding woman support and stand up for her husband! Bravo, LeeAnn! You are a queen among princesses!
Tom is having more fun with Berts Family then he ever has haha! 100%
Uhhhh-hundredd-percent
Inserts horse noise
WalkingCane uh hundred percent
It's a normal sized hole
LeeAnn needs to be on more episodes, this was a jackpot episode!
"It's called lazy. He's not using his words" 😂 I'm dead.
Only took 24 minutes before LeeAnn showed her bert and said "a hundred percent" lmao
It's a bit of a southern thing ... I heard it a lot growing up in SC. I wonder if it's actually Bert doing a LeeAnn thing.
The bears this early WITH my morning coffee? Yo. This is the best Monday EVER!
Haha same exact here bud
I just finished my coffee and I get to watch stonks while listening to 2 Bears 1 Cave, AND Bert isn't here?! I'm so lucky today.
Now we just need bobby and Andrew to get on this wave.
If Bad Friends drops by noon it will be sealed
@@Sonofgrievous agreed. Need my lunch break entertainment
Can you imagine if he was married to someone else other than that legend of a woman. Bart would be paying out for probably 7 different divorces 😂😂😂😂😂
I feel like even Burnt, would have learned before he hit marriage #7. 😂
Money helps
This is one of the best podcasts I’ve seen with 2 ppl talking about someone they mutually have so much love for. I love all of their dynamics so much.
i feel like LeeAnn holds a special place in the heart of the YMH family and fans, shes the wife of a guy we all know and love and i think she is wonderful shes funny and just lovely
You know what, hearing Leanne talk about Bert honestly makes me love him so much more. I don't think it takes away from his brand or emasculates him, I think it humanizes him and helps create a full picture. Love you, Brett
Bert would delude himself to think that his brand includes being an alpha masculine dude.
New shirt idea “Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza” coming down the shirt in block letters then at the bottom in a nice font “It’s not Rocket science”
Pizza in the matrix font and style with a bold "Batman" style comic book letters right up front
Or "I don't understand why I can't lose weight" at the bottom.
nah at the bottom 100%!
Probably not the best time for a celebrity to any celebrity wearing anything with pizza on it.
LeeAnn is an Absolute Angel 😇 and I totally understand why Bert loves her so much ❤ She’s basically a Super Hero 🦸♀️
Let's do this every so often. Then Christy and Burt too.
I’d love that
"I think tom has aspergers. I think tom is gonna murder someone. Tom makes me scared"
"A huuuundred percent"
@Alexis Paquet ya, sorry to the Main Mommy, but you're spot on.
I don’t think main mommy would ever do a podcast with Bert
It would still be about Bert
LeeAnn so sweet and such a boss. All the clips felt like evidence against Bert, "Exhibit A..." lmao
LeeAnn is awesome we get all the benefits of hearing how stupid Bert is being, but in a literate form.
Ahhh 100%
And without having to listen to Brent’s stroke addled brain try to puzzle it’s way through a conversation.
Best comment
My first ever commenting here, and I know i'm late to the whole 2 Bears 1 Cave podcast but the fact LeeAnn says "a 100%" in the same way Bert does.....now that's true love!
Berts dream life is basically to be Jabba the Hut.
he's alread got the Jabba eyes
He isn't already?
Sounds good to me
If berts not already living his dream life no one is.
Breg I’ve heard of Bettie Davis Eyes but I think Weird Al should do one for Bert called “Bert’ Got Jabba Hutt Eyes🎶!”
What if this podcast is just Tom's thesis for his masters in psychology
or the more likely option, a cover up for his mass murder spree.
Ted has already said many times, that abnormal people get his mind boner like a telescope, Burnt is just the OCD, Tik Tok, Teretes, and Man Child of a circus shit show, that keeps him enetertained.
😮
Dr. segura after dark
Professor Emeritus in Bertology.
Early morning joint, coffee and 2 bears. I like that.
Were your teams colours and get physical
Sit on my face you absolutely perfect human being 🤤
@@bobbybush1750 omg......
@@bobbybush1750 *_SIMP_*
Had my coffee. Just ripped the bong. Now pooping and watching this. What a morning!
I love that she knows she’s wayyyyy too good for Bert 😂
She never said anything resembling that. She loves that big galoot! 😂♥️🍖
I just fell in love with Bert’s wife in 5 minutes
Bert is proof there is someone for everyone
I'm proof that there's not lol. If he was broke she would've left by now
@@jessickalush3305 what? LeeAnn even said she was making all the money a couple of years ago so that’s just bullshit. You just haven’t found someone yet.
@@jessickalush3305 “if he was broke” you realize they were dating before Bertram was anything close to rich right
If u got money sure
@@mixadengittilet's be real here, Bert grew up in the suburbs, he wasn't really struggling before the fame
She is obviously the coolest woman ever.
Her, Christina P & Khalyla 🤗
Take the last one out and your set.
@@Semba999 fact
Wierd way to spell , oldest.
@@U2bUSER khalayla just dumped bobby lol
The glee in Toms face in the thumbnail, is all I need in my life.
"Hello LeeAnn. I'm your young, attractive personal trainer. I shower indoors and wipe with toilet paper. I've never tasted my boogers and I don't consider Kool-Aid to be part of a balanced breakfast."
Don’t eat your boogers? You must work at NASA or something
Said guy is probably a habitual drunk driver and does illegal things all the time. Not a good tradeoff.
Simp more it seems to be working out for you.
How many episodes after this will bert be "correcting" everything they said?
Love you, Bret
"Oooook. Here's what really happened..."
@@jddjdj8862 100%
The next episode haha
It's not possible. He doesn't have the ability to focus on anything. He will try to correct something and just go off about an unrelated story about himself and also how he totally doesn't jerk off to Whitney's instagram nightly even though he could bang her if he wanted to but doesn't cheat on his wife. Oh and how much money does Nikki Glaser make? But he totally doesn't jerk off to her instagram either and also wouldn't bang her because he doesn't cheat on his wife.
at least ten, and 85% of that time it will lead to tangents that have nothing to do with what he started talking about
I knew this would be entertaining, but I didn’t realize how much I like Brett until now. He’s a beautiful mess. God bless.
100% we all have a little Bert in us, he is just unapologetically him. 💕🤪
That opening joke Tom said was hilarious. LeeAnn was not ready for that lmao! Glad to see he’s keeping the opening jokes going on Brents absence
Now that we have had a podcast with LeeAnn and Tom, can we get a Bert and Christina P podcast? will be a shit show but might be entertaining
Definitely a shit show
UH-hundred percent!
Might as well add B swuawb for the trifecta of shittiness.
Just. No.
@@axlrosegnr oh god, i want the podcast to be semi enjoyable. not completely unwatchable 😂
Its truly amazing, Bert takes over the show wether he's here or not. Thats true showmanship
Leann is really the southern bell that married a hurricane lol
You even did put an ad in the most embaracing part about sex, just to make LeeAnn's relatives rethink if they want to watch further... I'm crying. 🤣😂 Tom you're a genius. This episode was strategized.