Nick Swardson | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • Опубліковано 6 чер 2024
  • Nick Swardson joins us for the third time to talk about shoplifting, writing movies, getting spanked as a kid, and his near-death experience.
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    Nick Swardson is a stand-up comedian, actor, and screenwriter who is currently on the “Make Joke From Face" Tour. Tickets available at nickswardson.net/events/
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  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon  Рік тому +34

    bit.ly/theo-von

    • @alissabuhl2775
      @alissabuhl2775 Рік тому +2

      Were you trying to bring up Denny Hecker, the big auto salesman. I don't really know much about it but I thought that's what you were thinking of.

    • @AngelNunez-qp1zf
      @AngelNunez-qp1zf 9 місяців тому

      😅😅

    • @ArthurColfax
      @ArthurColfax 3 місяці тому

      Theo, for the love of God, let's talk for 3 hrs, I promise you won't regret it 😂

  • @LiterateDuck
    @LiterateDuck Рік тому +1275

    Swardson might be the only dude even close to Theo’s level of randomness. It’s truly amazing to behold.

    • @vmwindustries
      @vmwindustries Рік тому +25

      I hear you there! Nick is hilarious! You should see him with Riff Raff too. Some wild shit.

    • @vmwindustries
      @vmwindustries Рік тому +11

      Nick keeps it on the rails!

    • @anthonylackey2688
      @anthonylackey2688 Рік тому +5

      Hey Gang! Vote Theo for the Special Olympics Stand-Up Tour!

    • @tysunzagreus4475
      @tysunzagreus4475 Рік тому +10

      Nick is more random and faster,
      Theo is more black and white

    • @devspice
      @devspice Рік тому +7

      That random "Whaaat abouttt usss" adlib by Swardson got me good 🤣

  • @treverloyaltyanderson6501
    @treverloyaltyanderson6501 Рік тому +830

    Anytime Theo says the words “ we had this one guy “ you know ur in for a treat

  • @marleeeee3437
    @marleeeee3437 Рік тому +98

    i think nick and theo are the only ones who actually understand what each other are saying and i’m here for it

  • @elementofelizabeth
    @elementofelizabeth Рік тому +218

    I love how Theo got him to bring up the McDonald's tray and it's just a brown tray 😂😂😂

    • @xrmighty
      @xrmighty Рік тому +8

      Something about there trays are very nostalgic though. I felt that lol

    • @xrmighty
      @xrmighty Рік тому +8

      Still hilarious bc it is just a tray 🤣 lmao

    • @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113
      @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113 8 місяців тому

      Urine is not Brown. Peach.

    • @Ifyoutalktomeurnotstraight
      @Ifyoutalktomeurnotstraight 7 місяців тому

      @@xrmightyI totally forgot that half the time i went to McDonald’s i used to ride the trays down the slide

    • @NickolaiPetrovitch
      @NickolaiPetrovitch Місяць тому

      @@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113It is if you’re in kidney failure

  • @keithstapleton2087
    @keithstapleton2087 Рік тому +46

    laid off my job 2 days ago. woke up early to make money doing doordash. this helped me raise my chin and laugh for the morning, enjoy your life yall and ty for helping me get through mine

    • @hubrisnxs2013
      @hubrisnxs2013 Рік тому +5

      Best of luck in your journey, brother

    • @danhex
      @danhex Рік тому +4

      You will be arite keep your chin up

    • @veenchel
      @veenchel Рік тому +5

      Met a 60 year old fellow door dasher today who told mr he cleared 95k last year lol

    • @charliedillon1400
      @charliedillon1400 Рік тому +6

      @@veenchel Dude he ate 95 french fries. You totally misheard him.

    • @salvagemonster3612
      @salvagemonster3612 Рік тому +1

      So you chose door dash? There is currently over 8 million jobs waiting for man power. From restaurants to warehouse to management etc etc. we have been looking for five people for 3 different positions where I work for over 14 months now.

  • @jasonhumphrey6601
    @jasonhumphrey6601 Рік тому +1119

    This would be the biggest podcast ever if it was Theo and Nick weekly.

    • @darktimes3823
      @darktimes3823 Рік тому +32

      I would die of laughter 😂

    • @Subuccubus
      @Subuccubus Рік тому +19

      Swardson is So funny, why isn't Theo laughing at his jokes!?!?

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Рік тому +23

      @@Subuccubus I’m watching this with your comment in mind & he’s already laughed at 5 Nick jokes

    • @dlansman
      @dlansman Рік тому +9

      I have never laughed this hard in like a decade. Totally agree

    • @Subuccubus
      @Subuccubus Рік тому +6

      @@CantTellYou Well i appreciate you taking my opinion into consideration! I love both these guys!

  • @pacino8612
    @pacino8612 Рік тому +192

    Grandma's Boy hands down one of the most underrated comedies of all time

    • @Mr.Plant1994
      @Mr.Plant1994 Рік тому +13

      It’s one of the best comedies of all time, but isn’t underrated at all. Literally everyone knows and loves this movie

    • @StephNuggs
      @StephNuggs Рік тому +1

      It's got fat Jonah Hill in it. You can't miss

    • @KrystalMimms
      @KrystalMimms Рік тому +3

      I agree! It has 100's of quotable lines

    • @comedychronicles
      @comedychronicles Рік тому +3

      Funny af 😂Nick and his car bed!! 😂😂

    • @MRios1128
      @MRios1128 Рік тому +6

      Yeah but it's a sweet fkn car

  • @TinyDancerX99
    @TinyDancerX99 Рік тому +25

    The fact that Nick called out that scene in Dumb and Dumber is legit. Most important in the movie

    • @tonydarko67
      @tonydarko67 15 годин тому +1

      Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!

  • @prsmccarty01
    @prsmccarty01 Рік тому +99

    Lawton McKee was literally the principal at Covington from 1972-1990. It blows my mind that Theo's characters are always real. 😆😆😆

  • @joshrigdon633
    @joshrigdon633 Рік тому +723

    It's the best when Theo has a guest that can roll with his jokes and add to em.... Nick gets it

    • @roughjournalism
      @roughjournalism Рік тому +7

      Can somebody tell Theo to write some new material the return of the rat tour is just the dark arts tour with like three new jokes

    • @FrontalWaterbed
      @FrontalWaterbed Рік тому +3

      Came here looking for this exact comment.

    • @19jtown
      @19jtown Рік тому +5

      Theo can’t hang with Nick that well tbh

    • @xavierpaquin
      @xavierpaquin Рік тому +15

      Nick is the real deal... His type of humor can make you believe he's dumb, but he's got the quickest mind

    • @kylemcallister3643
      @kylemcallister3643 Рік тому +4

      100 percent. Great vibin on this POD. "I got catfished by a catfish" turned out to be a salmon.

  • @maravelous3513
    @maravelous3513 Рік тому +57

    Nicks eye contact and facial expressions to the camera are amazing😂

    • @af631GFY
      @af631GFY 10 місяців тому +1

      The pill that can make you live forever. 😆 his face at the camera.

    • @af631GFY
      @af631GFY 10 місяців тому +1

      His little mumbles when he adds to a statement is my fav.

  • @Ganun7
    @Ganun7 Рік тому +87

    as a struggling alcoholic, its so therapeutic to hear nick talk about his sobriety

    • @thadeej9170
      @thadeej9170 Рік тому +2

      For sure

    • @tylermontgomery9807
      @tylermontgomery9807 Рік тому +2

      He’s sober now?

    • @jaketrat3725
      @jaketrat3725 Рік тому +1

      @@tylermontgomery9807 no

    • @Esotericdactyl
      @Esotericdactyl Рік тому +1

      dont worry he'll be back. he just almost died

    • @DystopianApocalypse
      @DystopianApocalypse Рік тому +2

      Necrotizing pancreatitis... shit is terrifying.
      I got acute pancreatitis and that shit was hella painful... can't imagine how Nick felt during that hospital stay.

  • @jay.brs25
    @jay.brs25 Рік тому +373

    Theo & Nick are on the same level, their bullshitting/riffing together is almost unmatched.

    • @Zeek_Ay
      @Zeek_Ay Рік тому +11

      couple of beautiful word boys 🤣

    • @primalentity9824
      @primalentity9824 Рік тому +8

      They’re both really on a different level than everyone else haha

    • @belinedawska6363
      @belinedawska6363 Рік тому +3

      Callen & Deli'a

    • @maxgriffin3448
      @maxgriffin3448 Рік тому +9

      Only I feel like Swardson's stories actually happened... Theo just plays pretend all day.. Not hating on him, he's super entertaining. But he constantly makes stuff up.

    • @boltgang6192
      @boltgang6192 Рік тому +2

      Theo and donnell Rawlings is my other favorite

  • @hadesmusic1175
    @hadesmusic1175 Рік тому +2540

    Nick has cultivated the perfect amount of fame, lol. Everybody knows him but he can go out and drink with fans and just be a regular dude.

    • @mikehogkurtz1979
      @mikehogkurtz1979 Рік тому +42

      Seriously tho! 🤯

    • @Upforthreenights
      @Upforthreenights Рік тому +36

      Best of both worlds

    • @shmokin702
      @shmokin702 Рік тому +37

      His part in Just Go With It was so funny with the sheep 😂😂😂

    • @ohwell808
      @ohwell808 Рік тому +19

      @@shmokin702 lmao he’s the best “I’m a sheep salesmen”

    • @alexfx7500
      @alexfx7500 Рік тому +4

      Or is that a excuse to not of gone all the way.

  • @KrystalMimms
    @KrystalMimms Рік тому +56

    I never knew Nick wrote Grandma's Boy...easily the funniest movie from the early 2000's era. So many quotable lines, mixed with that off the wall, random humor. Also he was my fave side character on Reno 911 as the gay roller skater 😆 simply the best!

    • @therealenzadi
      @therealenzadi Рік тому +3

      what about his character in just go with it?

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal Рік тому

      Alex, you have a package up front
      Cool! I hope it's a naked dude, w a boner!

    • @salvagemonster3612
      @salvagemonster3612 Рік тому

      Ehh it’s alright. It’s kinda one of them laugh first time you see it and second time go yawn. Third time Passs

    • @angelab904
      @angelab904 Рік тому +4

      His character in Benchwarmers was hilarious too. Lol.

    • @tyleroconnor1534
      @tyleroconnor1534 Рік тому

      @@salvagemonster3612 wrong

  • @Tezok19
    @Tezok19 Рік тому +38

    Nick’s movie roles have never failed to make me die of laughter. He’s up there with Chris Tucker, Jack Black, and Adam Sandler for me.

    • @salvagemonster3612
      @salvagemonster3612 Рік тому +1

      Ehhh that’s putting up there with some pretty crappy actors

  • @betteryou7hanme
    @betteryou7hanme Рік тому +461

    Nick is the only person that can match theo's absurd improv stories.
    Also: the "bring that up" bit makes me laugh every time.

    • @BlankB5
      @BlankB5 Рік тому +35

      bring up a mcdonalds tray? you know what i'm talkin about?
      yeah.. it's a tray.
      lmaooo

    • @Humblemumble7
      @Humblemumble7 Рік тому +2

      We're still not sure Theos stories ARE fake! Lmfao

    • @liambaylis9365
      @liambaylis9365 Рік тому

      I'd put Harland Williams in that camp too.

    • @Sogonrei
      @Sogonrei Рік тому +2

      @@Humblemumble7 When I was a newbie, I got sucked in his vortex and you guys had swiftly politely but school me to suck me out as a older sibling would do. Being a empath I would feel sorry for him sometimes and babble leaving these true stories hoping he would feel better. But once I got 30 episodes in then a year, I could tell when he was serious. But some days I just need to tell a story. I feel home here I like this community. I like Theo he's a good one. Big heart, a savant with wordplay. And silly, and doesn't put on a facade.

    • @anthonylackey2688
      @anthonylackey2688 Рік тому

      Theo is a poster child for abortion.

  • @Kilaisawesome
    @Kilaisawesome Рік тому +130

    It’s go great to see Nick sober. I lived in Key West during the time he spent over a year there and I’d bump into him at the same bar a bunch of times. He seemed great at the start of the night but towards the end I just felt so bad for him. I remember one time walking into the bar and he was sitting outside. I asked him how he was doing and he replied with a dead face “well I got outta bed this morning…. So there’s that….”
    Great to see him sober. He looks so much happier. All the best to you Nick!

    • @johnmaurer3097
      @johnmaurer3097 Рік тому +12

      Unless you've got strong personal hobbies like music or boating, Key West for more than a week sounds pretty miserable. Living out of a hotel and drinking all day every day? I have no doubt he spent well over 500k on that trip, we spend around $1k/day when we go down there. It's a quite expensive place to hangout .

    • @MRios1128
      @MRios1128 Рік тому +3

      He's not sober lmao. Dude was just drunk on kill Tony.

    • @buttersstotch4956
      @buttersstotch4956 11 місяців тому +2

      He isn’t sober lol. He has admitted that he went to hard in key west and it put him in the hospital but he def seems to have a hold on his drinking now. He has also said he loved his time in key west and he only stayed there so long because he loved it so much so I’m sure he was alright he has dry humor

    • @oregonsnob31
      @oregonsnob31 4 місяці тому

      You suck…Tryin to make yourself seem better than Nick when you have accomplished next to nothing compared to him. Did your post and your fake concern make you feel important for a second? Hope so.

  • @aum82
    @aum82 Рік тому +6

    “You just want to pick him up and throw him into a ceiling fan” 🤣🤣

  • @willlazenby1050
    @willlazenby1050 Рік тому +20

    These 2 have legit awesome chemistry, love it when Nick does a spot on the pod.

  • @andrewtodd5203
    @andrewtodd5203 Рік тому +283

    Something about these two together is the perfect duo. They compliment each other and respect each others conversational piece and opinions. They can be goofy and weird and it’s something special. It’s truly hilarious the way they can laugh about everything you can tell that Theo idolizes Nick and thinks he’s super funny, as do we. They are great!

    • @werdnellagraphics
      @werdnellagraphics Рік тому +3

      Lol. Theo way funnier then Nick

    • @andrewtodd5203
      @andrewtodd5203 Рік тому +8

      @@werdnellagraphics it’s not a competition they are both super funny in their own ways. But okay, Theo is amazing.

    • @puritywept
      @puritywept Рік тому

      I keep seeing this same thing on different podcasts with someone and Theo lol

    • @mrjon75
      @mrjon75 Рік тому +1

      100 💯👍

    • @unacceptablecodyberg1402
      @unacceptablecodyberg1402 Рік тому +2

      " the age everyone starts growing"
      " oh eleven"
      "Yeah"

  • @jonnyb6700
    @jonnyb6700 Рік тому +93

    I wish Nick was more into the podcast scene. One of the funniest guys alive. Would love hundreds more hours of him.

    • @SincereSentinel
      @SincereSentinel 11 місяців тому

      😌 Yes. There are plenty more of us to go around, here in the Midwest, with the same persistent social/personality attributes. But I totally hear you, and agreed. Drinks on me tonight, sign the receipt as Terry Schiavo, I'll cover the tab.

  • @RealKingCB
    @RealKingCB Рік тому +16

    4:00 😂❤ my girlfriend, and I took a spontaneous trip down to the keys on a borrowed Harley in April last year. Our last day in Key West we rented a couple scooters and rode down to a random bar on the beach only to see Nick and an associate of his. My girlfriends much younger than me, and didn’t really know him very well, but I recognized him right away. he was sitting in the last chair up against the bar wall and seemingly pretty quiet so I didn’t want to bug him. I showed my girlfriend some movie credits of his and she said that he looked familiar and that I should go talk to him if I was a fan. I protested and said, instead, I would just leave him a note before we left, saying that I really enjoyed all of his movies and stand up and it was cool seeing a celebrity who’s comedy really made me laugh. At this point we were sitting across from him and the fans mounted above were blowing super hard in my girlfriends face so we decided to move to the other side which put us next to Nick and his associate. I told my girlfriend I was gonna go for a swim in the water for a few minutes since we have been drinking for days on end, and at this point, I was just obliterated mentally. After a few minutes, I came back up from the beach only to find my girlfriend, Nick and his buddy having a full-blown conversation, laughing and talking shit. She’s good at starting conversation so I’m extremely grateful for that lol. I stood there for a second with a blank stare on my face, trying to calculate what just happened, but my girlfriend quickly pulled me into the conversation and introduced me to Nick and his buddy we sat and talked and ate. And honestly just had a really good time he was telling us exactly what he’s saying now about how he went down there and just ended up staying in this resort for a really long time longer than he ever expected. Said he was trying to find a house to buy, but couldn’t really decide on anything or find a great deal. People kept coming up to Nick and asking if he was Nick Swardson and trying to get autographs and pictures with him lol I could tell he was grinding his teeth trying to be nice, but also just have a moment to himself to chill out. The point of the story is that Nick was extremely nice to us, and I think he respected the fact that we just talked with him like a normal dude. We all exchange contact info and him and his buddy invited us out to go to a couple places later that night, but we had to leave that day to get back to work the following morning before we left though the coolest part was he offered to take some pictures with us instead of us asking him which was super cool and we definitely got some pictures in. I wish I could post them on the comment thread because they’re pretty fucking funny.

    • @nd7368
      @nd7368 Рік тому +2

      Long read but such a cool story. I've watched Nick for what I feel like is his whole career lol, I'm 37.. he's hilarious. Given us all so many belly laughs and so many movies you can watch every few months and still absolutely love. He's such a classic, imo up there with Jim Carrey and Pauly Shore. Cool that you guys were able to have such a chill impression on him.

    • @angelab904
      @angelab904 Рік тому

      That's awesome! I have watched him since he was Terry on Reno 911 and i loved that character so much. I always thought he seemed like he'd be a cool guy in real life and not a dick like some celebrities. Will Ferrell is another one I think would be cool to meet or hang out with in real life.

    • @spfadden082711
      @spfadden082711 Рік тому

      @@nd7368 yeah same. I’m 38 and feel like I have been there for the whole thing.. Reno 911 and his album. Best clip from his album was his skit about baby sitting a baby who committed suicide in the bathtub 😂

  • @amandamarie740
    @amandamarie740 Рік тому +8

    The randomness, the length of their improv stories 😂, the little sounds back and forth…just the best lol

  • @ModerndayStoic
    @ModerndayStoic Рік тому +123

    Dont know why but i feel like we need a podcast with Theo and Shia labeouf that would be the realest weirdest funniest podcast ever

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 Рік тому +4

      Yes

    • @pixiestix726
      @pixiestix726 Рік тому +4

      Yessssss

    • @joedill9073
      @joedill9073 Рік тому +3

      Theo would ask great questions on fame to him, and just come back with great riffs I'm sure. I just saw a 10 min clip of LaBeouf on my feed. Clicked because of title and name Shia LaBeouf, and said who the hell is this guy and what does he have to say. Within first minute I yelled" Transformers "
      He seems like it got away from the dark arts of Hollywood.

    • @being5121
      @being5121 Рік тому +2

      NEED that lol

    • @tattoofthesun
      @tattoofthesun Рік тому

      Then they have Nick on as a guest

  • @Meatwad102
    @Meatwad102 Рік тому +176

    Nick Swardson has made me laugh my ass off from the age of 6 to the age of 22. A legend in the flesh.

    • @jaketrat3725
      @jaketrat3725 Рік тому +4

      Sensational

    • @active.7universal
      @active.7universal Рік тому +1

      did you go to his in the flesh tour?

    • @salvagemonster3612
      @salvagemonster3612 Рік тому

      Not a legend but funny.

    • @spaghettiflop1682
      @spaghettiflop1682 Рік тому +1

      You watch Dane cook too? Legend

    • @Sully2001
      @Sully2001 11 місяців тому

      @@spaghettiflop1682Swardson, Dane Cook, Robin Williams, Kevin Hart and John Mulaney were who I listed to on Spotify all the time for a young age. But now there’s so much stuff getting taken off Apple Music/Spotify, it makes me sad😭🤙

  • @Natalie-dw9jy
    @Natalie-dw9jy Рік тому +21

    These two work so well off of one another. They should start a podcast

  • @amandamarie740
    @amandamarie740 Рік тому +22

    I love how sometimes when Theo starts a story, u know he has no idea where tf it’s going but he goes… and we go with him and it’s great 😂lol

  • @abba136
    @abba136 Рік тому +99

    "If you drink an entire bottle of Grey Goose you become an endangered species at that point."
    -Theo Von
    😂😂😂

  • @JayChadwickRugby
    @JayChadwickRugby Рік тому +322

    Always a good time when Nick comes on the podcast. Theo looks happy and healthy. Onward...

    • @darren2329
      @darren2329 Рік тому +4

      Yeah man. Nick & Theo have good chemistry. Would also love to see him bring Tim Gaither on the show. Another funny dude who would mesh well.

    • @SingleMaltBuckeye
      @SingleMaltBuckeye Рік тому +5

      Sounds like an old lady smoker. Or Ernest P Warrel

    • @drolgaws
      @drolgaws Рік тому +1

      is "onward" a Riley Mau reference? lol

    • @ben5207
      @ben5207 Рік тому +5

      @@drolgaws it’s a Theo phrase. He says that a lot

    • @joshuawigan1
      @joshuawigan1 Рік тому +1

      he's my favourite too.

  • @HYP3RC0L0R
    @HYP3RC0L0R Рік тому +7

    I love how these two in particular can improv riff off of each other, it’s absolutely the best combo. They are more on each other’s frequency. It’s magic. I’d like to see a marathon improv back and forth with these guys.

  • @marshpw
    @marshpw Рік тому +37

    Nick Swardson (and Theo) are just pure funny to the core. This duo is constant goofiness, I love it

  • @seviren
    @seviren Рік тому +54

    "No contact homosexuality..."
    "That's called admiration."
    Lol

    • @hankdatank09
      @hankdatank09 Рік тому +1

      Fucking loved that line 😂😂😂😂

    • @seviren
      @seviren Рік тому +1

      @@hankdatank09 Theo is too hung up on cancel... no one would cancel him... he's too nice...

  • @josephvanwyk2088
    @josephvanwyk2088 Рік тому +79

    When I see Theo Von and Nick Swardson - I DROP EVERYTHING. These 2 should do a podcast together.

    • @ericaferrer
      @ericaferrer Рік тому +11

      They should film a movie together lol

    • @christopherzwicker6509
      @christopherzwicker6509 Рік тому +8

      These 2 should move in with each other.

    • @JoeG71299
      @JoeG71299 Рік тому +3

      @@christopherzwicker6509 if Theo sees your comment I know he’ll have a chuckle

  • @Friendlyman3
    @Friendlyman3 Рік тому +11

    You two together are absolutely hilarious. Thank you Theo and everyone who works on this show.

  • @gigacade
    @gigacade Рік тому +107

    Nick mentioning 9-5 people casually doing cocaine as I'm doing an absolute gator tail gagger almost made me choke to death 😂

    • @evelares7128
      @evelares7128 Рік тому +14

      What is a gator tail gagger?

    • @BostonPowers
      @BostonPowers Рік тому

      @@evelares7128 reread the comment. Ok now that you did, ask yourself. What else could it mean. Coke hyena

    • @floyddarmody81
      @floyddarmody81 Рік тому +30

      @@evelares7128 it’s a mound of that Devils Dandruff!

    • @jamesweaver7066
      @jamesweaver7066 Рік тому

      @@evelares7128 its something that people who do more than a "casual" amount of cocaine do

    • @anissafults6027
      @anissafults6027 Рік тому

      @@evelares7128 a line the size of a gator tail, gagger meaning it’s such a large amount of cocaine that you will gag when you do the line

  • @elonmusk1010
    @elonmusk1010 Рік тому +169

    Nick swardson has easily become my favorite stand up/ podcaster in like a year. Thank you for having him on today.

    • @nicholastucker9071
      @nicholastucker9071 Рік тому +3

      Damn what's up Elon? You going to be on next?

    • @lukapaprica
      @lukapaprica Рік тому

      Elon about to buuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssst

    • @VolatileDisposition
      @VolatileDisposition Рік тому +2

      He’s so fast, it’s hard to believe how off the cuff hilarious his responses are, like when he called Whitney Cummings an Adderall mannequin with no thought put into it. His mind is a bottomless pool of twisted humor

    • @VolatileDisposition
      @VolatileDisposition Рік тому

      He’s so fast, it’s hard to believe how off the cuff hilarious his responses are, like when he called Whitney Cummings an adderall mannequin with no thought put into it. His mind is a bottomless pool of twisted humor

    • @JonnyUnderrated
      @JonnyUnderrated Рік тому +1

      Thank YOU for being a friend! *Golden girls intro, super high volume*

  • @C_R_B_R_E_A_K_R
    @C_R_B_R_E_A_K_R Рік тому +324

    Been waiting for another Nick episode!!!! Favorite guest

    • @AJJBJJ1
      @AJJBJJ1 Рік тому +6

      Same! Just watched his old ones the other week cause they’re hilarious together 😂

    • @johnnydepp5351
      @johnnydepp5351 Рік тому +4

      @@AJJBJJ1 Me too! Nick is a legend 🙌

    • @roughjournalism
      @roughjournalism Рік тому +1

      Can somebody tell Theo to write some new material the return of the rat tour is just the dark arts tour with like three new jokes

    • @wickywhybsgaming
      @wickywhybsgaming Рік тому

      Nicks a solid number 2, Bobby lee has to be 1

    • @bjornironside7609
      @bjornironside7609 Рік тому

      Definitely the best guest

  • @jw6357
    @jw6357 Рік тому +17

    i had 20 drinks last night and think i'm dyin you're givin me hope i'll make it through

    • @paycheck505
      @paycheck505 Рік тому +1

      Did you make it through?

    • @jw6357
      @jw6357 Рік тому

      @@paycheck505 got there buddy thank you

  • @nicholaslang6187
    @nicholaslang6187 Рік тому +10

    What nick made Malibu most wanted. I can see that, makes so much sense now

  • @michaelmorse6587
    @michaelmorse6587 Рік тому +59

    Nick has the creativity and energy for theo, every episode, it’s like a battle of who can say the most random shit

  • @frankbrenner4852
    @frankbrenner4852 Рік тому +74

    Nick is the best guest. Nobody else can match Theo's absurd stories and hilarious nonsense.

  • @thszntatst
    @thszntatst Рік тому +8

    First 7 minutes, its the most remarkable display of authentic denial 😂

  • @metalcavy33
    @metalcavy33 Рік тому +3

    These guys chemistry is off the charts. Pure entertainment.

  • @PrestongSellers
    @PrestongSellers Рік тому +72

    Lol 😂 I love the chemistry here. You both say such clever wild outlandish jokes just through imaginative descriptions that I haven’t seen anyone besides nick be able to compete with Theo. This was hilarious 🤣!!

    • @DanCBearded
      @DanCBearded Рік тому +3

      Agreed, but I have to put Riff Raff in there too

    • @shankiemctater5822
      @shankiemctater5822 Рік тому

      Dude came to add Riff Raff too as really the only person who can really roll with Theo

  • @flex_piper
    @flex_piper Рік тому +98

    Alex: Dude, your bed's a car..
    Jeff: Yeah, but it's a f*ckin' sweet car.

    • @ADZ1LL4
      @ADZ1LL4 Рік тому +10

      His parents are getting him rims for christmas...

    • @InspectorButters4
      @InspectorButters4 Рік тому

      @@ADZ1LL4 his sister says he should get an alarm........ lol gotta protect that turtle he loves getting balls deep in with his thumb in his mouth 🤣

    • @shmegma4371
      @shmegma4371 Рік тому +11

      He's gonna get a cb radio to talk to other cars

    • @andrewmartin1653
      @andrewmartin1653 Рік тому +7

      Those are his roommates, not his parents.

    • @kwilson2024
      @kwilson2024 Рік тому +7

      I can’t believe you came on my mom

  • @SoulKingBK
    @SoulKingBK Рік тому +6

    I can not express how much i miss nick's comedy. I still listen to his albums on a consistent basis.

  • @worthleast
    @worthleast 28 днів тому +2

    The disconnect on some of this conversation is so entertaining, Theo was talking about 9th grade and Nick thought he was talking about 9 years old i was basically yelling at my phone

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO Рік тому +330

    Nick is so underrated. Sure he's had a couple dud movies, but he's effortlessly funny. I love, seriously who farted. And his burn on Brendan will live forever "you like an Italian Lego". And Theo to Nick "you look like slob drydek".

    • @bucketpizza5197
      @bucketpizza5197 Рік тому +25

      Grandmas boy is dope. Rather watch that than sandlers or seth rogan flicks. And I don't hate those movies eighter.

    • @hiddenknowledge2012
      @hiddenknowledge2012 Рік тому +16

      @@bucketpizza5197 Grandmas boy is a classic. Fucking hilarious imo.

    • @Shredwinlifts
      @Shredwinlifts Рік тому +16

      When he called Whitney a “adderall mannequin” hahaha

    • @chrismorabito5865
      @chrismorabito5865 Рік тому

      Or when he called theo "a raccoon dipped in Gary Busey's dick sweat"

    • @KingCharles3000
      @KingCharles3000 Рік тому +1

      “Slob drydek” 🤣🤣🤣 so accurate

  • @rustincole_w1339
    @rustincole_w1339 Рік тому +34

    Looking at Swardson and realizing he can pay a 500K plus bill for a year of fucking off is truly inspiring.

    • @TJW5050
      @TJW5050 Рік тому +7

      he actually legit talented and funny tho

    • @salvagemonster3612
      @salvagemonster3612 Рік тому +1

      Really? Laying around and doing drugs all day for a year is “inspiring “ to you? Real sad and I pity your generation and the hell they are driving us into

  • @TooTurntConner
    @TooTurntConner Рік тому +1

    love how this podcast is getting better and better, plus looking stuff up! Keep whoever is able to google stuff

  • @TheCrimsonMoogle
    @TheCrimsonMoogle Рік тому +2

    Love you Theo. You are genuine and it shows. Nick Swardson is amazing, I will listen to any podcast he is in.

  • @officialsmoak
    @officialsmoak Рік тому +29

    Bro these two are perfect together, roll off each other like mad 😂

  • @caseycoburn9275
    @caseycoburn9275 Рік тому +70

    This is one of the great comedy duos, if you guys toured together I'd buy a ticket

    • @thewind6047
      @thewind6047 Рік тому +2

      Nick doesn’t need the money, buddy is rolling in cash. Would be fun though

  • @amberday6108
    @amberday6108 Рік тому +21

    I'm assuming I'm the only 49 year old woman watching this laughing hysterically like a teenage boy

    • @lewellavez3920
      @lewellavez3920 Рік тому

      You do you! Everyone here just wants to have a laugh

    • @nihansen1457
      @nihansen1457 Рік тому +2

      I'm 50. The feeling is mutual

  • @andrewhanna6246
    @andrewhanna6246 Рік тому +3

    im listening to the first episodes at the same time as going backwards with the newest episodes, and i think its cool hearing the same stories from Theo. Makes them more believable and that much more funny. Love the podcast, im trying for all of them my guy!

  • @AJ-das
    @AJ-das Рік тому +129

    Theo laughing at Nick's obvious strong headed alcoholism is so hilarious. He's looking at him like, "what did you think would happen??"

    • @anthonywandowicz8084
      @anthonywandowicz8084 Рік тому +7

      He isn't an alcoholic he is the hard drinker. If Theo read his big book he would know what alcoholism looks like but I'm not surprised. Theo isn't even a real alcoholic or addict. He gets some time sober goes out for a night and he parties banging bitches and then he stops. OH no you had the control and power to stop immediately. Alcoholics don't stop

    • @AJ-das
      @AJ-das Рік тому +16

      @@anthonywandowicz8084 lolol you know this dude so well.

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom Рік тому +6

      @@anthonywandowicz8084 bruh I think you missed the point of the original comment

    • @marniee.d.5511
      @marniee.d.5511 Рік тому +10

      @@anthonywandowicz8084 Addiction presents itself in different ways… anyone who has attended meetings at reputable chapters or has read the Big Book knows that. People relapse all the time, but there are many amazing people in AA meetings who haven’t touched alcohol in more than a decade but still attend meetings because alcoholism taunts them every single day.

    • @kitty10141
      @kitty10141 Рік тому +2

      @@Sprite_525 I think Tony should hand out more of his great wisdom about addiction. I fiend for his knowledge like a real addict

  • @33shoobs
    @33shoobs Рік тому +11

    Absolutely nothing was talked about this whole episode and I love that

  • @JimmyJoeJr
    @JimmyJoeJr Рік тому +6

    Nick n theo together are the funniest guys doing podcasts

  • @louiss1625
    @louiss1625 Рік тому +5

    Nick Swardson’s incredibly funny. mad respect

  • @TheArtofGuitar
    @TheArtofGuitar Рік тому +42

    Fellow Minnesotan here. Nick is one of those people that just cannot not be hilarious. Quick witted too...Brick Moranis! I almost died laughing.

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 Рік тому

      We have a few gems who started here. Nick Swardson, Chad Daniels, & Maria Bamford are my top 3.

    • @BlazerHead
      @BlazerHead Рік тому +1

      Minnesota baby .. gang

    • @kylemcallister3643
      @kylemcallister3643 Рік тому +1

      Nick can kick it with Theo! dude fits in perfect.

  • @AgentRacerX
    @AgentRacerX Рік тому +48

    I was so sad when Norm passed. It always makes me happy to hear his close friends in real life talk about him

    • @danadoug13
      @danadoug13 Рік тому

      Who is Norm? RIP THO¹ 100%

    • @greazymcgeezy
      @greazymcgeezy Рік тому +2

      @@danadoug13 Norm MacDonald. He was a brilliant comedian. Got famous on Saturday Night Live at the same time as Chris Farley (RIP), Phil Hartman (RIP), David Spade, Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Tim Meadows... Almost the entire cast of those seasons made it, great time to be watching it live.

  • @tylerhaptonstall9882
    @tylerhaptonstall9882 Рік тому +1

    These two are awesome together! I love their jokes they intertwine with each other.

  • @Smilesonlycantstopwontstop
    @Smilesonlycantstopwontstop Рік тому +2

    Theo’s story about his dad bumping to NPR driving through his town when Theo was younger is gold! I laugh so hard picturing it.

  • @RayBanWearinDog
    @RayBanWearinDog Рік тому +10

    43:00
    “What would you have been you think, a carpenter?”
    Nick immediately nodding: “ I would’ve gone to carpentry college”

  • @ryanwelch3675
    @ryanwelch3675 Рік тому +41

    Nick and Theo are awesome on a podcast. Grandma’s boy is hands-down my favorite I still wanted to sequel to that so bad

    • @trogman43988
      @trogman43988 Рік тому +7

      Naw sequels always suck. Let grandmas boy stand on its own as the masterpiece it is

    • @cashkrop
      @cashkrop Рік тому +1

      Grandmas boy is your favorite movie? huh. ok, to each his own, I suppose

    • @frenchtoast2319
      @frenchtoast2319 Рік тому +1

      @@cashkrop im not tan, im bronzed.

    • @chrissellner7657
      @chrissellner7657 Рік тому +2

      @@frenchtoast2319 dude, it's July

    • @pillowfightchampion1988
      @pillowfightchampion1988 Рік тому

      No suppose, that’s how the world works. People have different views and opinions. It’s not my favorite movie, but what makes my favorite movie different than yours, or his?

  • @Officialmryuck
    @Officialmryuck Рік тому +7

    Nick constantly getting attacked by the robot is hilarious 😂

  • @shibbylunsford2040
    @shibbylunsford2040 Рік тому

    Amazing episode I Love the chemistry between you two!

  • @BrandNewHeavy
    @BrandNewHeavy Рік тому +20

    Nick told the Norm alcoholism disease joke perfectly.

  • @mattmart2888
    @mattmart2888 Рік тому +55

    Swardson is so freaking hilarious. When he does the random noises after saying something 😂😂😂

  • @CodyDaCoyote
    @CodyDaCoyote Рік тому +1

    Really good episode. Love these 2 together. Like 2 goofy best buds when they get together

  • @snorkelpoofed
    @snorkelpoofed 8 місяців тому +5

    Funniest Theo podcast I've ever watched!!😂😂😂😂 In my car crying laughing! Love you Theo

  • @kentayjohnson2172
    @kentayjohnson2172 Рік тому +17

    Theo I got into a bed the other day that my friend was in and you’re right about feeling another man’s warmth, but it felt good to be warm. It’s already an igloo here in Canada. Gang gang brother

    • @BodieMoto
      @BodieMoto Рік тому +5

      Pause brother, gang gang

    • @chumsole3463
      @chumsole3463 Рік тому +3

      where in canada are you? southern Ontario aint an igloo... Dont group us all together, this is a big place.

    • @TourDead
      @TourDead Рік тому +4

      Gay Gang

    • @topshottadondada6805
      @topshottadondada6805 Рік тому

      @@chumsole3463 nobody grouped yall together except yourself. You think ontario the only place in canada or what? Lmao

    • @Deathxcore1
      @Deathxcore1 Рік тому

      Onward

  • @justinlindsey9178
    @justinlindsey9178 Рік тому +35

    Theo is definitely in his zone on this one , asking all the right questions at the right time , this man in dialed in right now

    • @Peapodzilla
      @Peapodzilla Рік тому

      What was a good question he asked?

    • @justinlindsey9178
      @justinlindsey9178 Рік тому +6

      @@Peapodzilla what’s the furthest you think you’ve drink and drove , that’s a good one there’s plenty more

  • @tregreavu10
    @tregreavu10 Рік тому +3

    This episode is truly a gem

  • @WilliamTaylor-qj3jy
    @WilliamTaylor-qj3jy 6 місяців тому +1

    Love Nick, AMAZING live, favorite funniest Theo I've seen him being paired with Nick, made Theo step up his game!

  • @admfrm610
    @admfrm610 Рік тому +4

    I’m an 8th grade teacher and trust me these kids are absolutely ruthless

  • @SeanGuyDude
    @SeanGuyDude Рік тому +47

    Nick zoning out for a millisecond and talking to himself at 9:40 saying “there’s still time” for him to come up with piss pranks is just fucking hilarious to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Swoozy724
      @Swoozy724 Рік тому +1

      I caught that too I was crying when he said that 😂

    • @jaseplet5657
      @jaseplet5657 Рік тому +1

      He really said that! Lol and I felt that so hard

    • @lav7161
      @lav7161 Рік тому +1

      Aw man! 🤣 I was playing it in the background and didn't catch it. Hilarious

  • @angelab904
    @angelab904 Рік тому +2

    The Benchwarmers and Grandmas Boy are hilarious and his Reno 911 character Terry is classic! Lol. They are both on the same level of randomness and I'm here for it.

  • @dgh4918
    @dgh4918 Рік тому

    Such great entertainment and comedy. Much appreciated fellas.

  • @Papapickles69
    @Papapickles69 Рік тому +76

    Dude I was just on a binge and had to watch Whitney’s podcast to see Nick, thank you so much king :,)

    • @Arokosaki
      @Arokosaki Рік тому +30

      ...putting up with Jack Skellington to get some Nick shows your level of commitment to the cause. Bless you sir.

    • @daledan-tony8722
      @daledan-tony8722 Рік тому +20

      adderall mannequin is still a top tier burn. Unreal pull

    • @andrewtruex
      @andrewtruex Рік тому +1

      I think she's attractive

    • @Papapickles69
      @Papapickles69 Рік тому +2

      @@andrewtruex I dunno she did the tweaker hair pat, I don’t know if she’d deserve you brotha

    • @AnotherLameBot
      @AnotherLameBot Рік тому +1

      I also had to watch Whitney’s podcast for Tim Dillon and Nick Swardson

  • @Marfmellow88
    @Marfmellow88 Рік тому +12

    I was so happy to see this!! I just discovered Nick's first visit on the podcast and he was one of my favourite guests ever, he and Theo vibe really well!

  • @oregonsnob31
    @oregonsnob31 4 місяці тому

    Ooohh thank you so much for this. I just laughed so so hard and its been months since I have. This level of double genius is literally a health supplement for your soul.

  • @johnlynch5505
    @johnlynch5505 Рік тому +4

    1:37:00 Nick with the catfish catfish bit caught me off guard lmao I was dying

  • @tylarstauffer1089
    @tylarstauffer1089 Рік тому +16

    I love when Nick is a guest. When these two go back and forth, it is laugh out loud funny.

  • @johnnyshags2
    @johnnyshags2 Рік тому +16

    You two are such a great combo! Trips me out every now and then when Nick is blown away by how far Theo takes it hahaha good stuff

  • @bambus_ross
    @bambus_ross Рік тому

    Nick and Theo together are always a good time 😂

  • @sincejesus
    @sincejesus Рік тому

    Fantastic episode. Loved u two. God bless

  • @ripF5C
    @ripF5C Рік тому +7

    This is genuinely one of the best podcast episodes of ANY podcast I've watched recently. These two compliment each other in such a perfectly hilarious way.

  • @dustinj1750
    @dustinj1750 Рік тому +8

    Always the best energy when these two get together, pure silliness ❤️

  • @lukemcmacken12
    @lukemcmacken12 Рік тому

    These episodes are better and better keep killing it !

  • @ThePoeticjustice1989
    @ThePoeticjustice1989 Рік тому +3

    Nick is legit one of the funniest people of all time

  • @andrewmartinez8882
    @andrewmartinez8882 Рік тому +27

    Nick Swardson is a national treasure and we need to protect him at all cost, such an underrated comedian so much talent and so funny one of the quickest wittiest comedians I’ve ever heard, and one of the more unknown writers for Adam Sandler hilarious man over all!!!

    • @jaketrat3725
      @jaketrat3725 Рік тому

      He is sweet like candy

    • @chelsea9493
      @chelsea9493 Рік тому

      I went on a hike last year and listened to their last podcast together. The Joe Rogan bit cracked me up

    • @salvagemonster3612
      @salvagemonster3612 Рік тому

      Ok a national treasure isn’t a alcoholic drug addict comedy actor.

    • @EXITLlFE
      @EXITLlFE Рік тому

      @@salvagemonster3612 umm actually that's exactly what a national treasure is

    • @Spittin_Sax
      @Spittin_Sax Рік тому

      Well, get out there and protect the man then! Stand guard outside his home overnights, and pop inside to test his food for poison.

  • @ellecee7974
    @ellecee7974 Рік тому +6

    Nick's sober energy is so hyped like adderal or cokey vibe, same vibe people get from me after being 5 years sober from those drugs and drink

  • @ryannhayes7454
    @ryannhayes7454 Рік тому

    This is the duo podcast we need weekly!

  • @maccalhoun4764
    @maccalhoun4764 Рік тому +1

    It’s been amazing watching Theo grow over these years

  • @seabassleak6797
    @seabassleak6797 Рік тому +8

    The riff raff episodes got some competition of being my all time favorite after this absolute hitter 😎

  • @SpragginsDesigns
    @SpragginsDesigns Рік тому +32

    That scene in Dumb and Dumber always was extremely hard-hitting to me. I think people forget about it halfway through the movie, but it gets deep on several levels all throughout. Love Nick Swardson.

  • @ricky-j5547
    @ricky-j5547 Рік тому +2

    Swardson, I totally can relate. I went from having a 2 bedroom house that I shared with a 10 year old german shepherd. I felt like it was such a waste. I spent the last year living there wanting to minimalize my life. And it was soo healthy. I love not being soo tied down. Now I'm just sharing a smaller house with my older brother. I'm excited for my next chapter. Id love to relocate. Or possibly go work on something in the ocean for once.