JPEGMAFIA - "Beta Male Strategies" TRACK REVIEW

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  • Опубліковано 5 лис 2024

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  • @TheRaymanFan
    @TheRaymanFan 5 років тому +1665

    JPEGMAFIA TYPE BEAT is my favourite track title

    • @xanatanuwu
      @xanatanuwu 5 років тому +60

      @@thomaslawford2843 it is a meme on r/hiphopcirclejerk

    • @kyo3714
      @kyo3714 5 років тому +17

      @@xanatanuwu nathans know how to meme

    • @marcydeerfield
      @marcydeerfield 5 років тому +1

      SEND ME YOuR LEWD HAND HOLDING PICTuRES. stfu my nathan

    • @xanatanuwu
      @xanatanuwu 5 років тому +1

      @@marcydeerfield you can say that? Idk man you sound kinda scary tbh 😳😳😳😳

    • @marcydeerfield
      @marcydeerfield 5 років тому +2

      SEND ME YOuR LEWD HAND HOLDING PICTuRES. its ok im 1/2 nathaniel🙈🙈

  • @Jewrangutang
    @Jewrangutang 5 років тому +580

    Perfect. Now I have yet ANOTHER sound clip of Anthony saying “I am a thot”. Don’t get your hopes up for a political career, Melon

    • @headmelon3069
      @headmelon3069 5 років тому +10

      Make a video of melon quotes. Do it.

  • @rosetintband1510
    @rosetintband1510 5 років тому +418

    I like this track quite a bit but I feel like it is going to sound even better in the context of the album

    • @r2micro373
      @r2micro373 5 років тому +14

      you were right! this coming right after the crazy fucking riff on kenan vs kel is so soothing but still anxious/ominous

    • @LatinaCreamQueen
      @LatinaCreamQueen 5 років тому +10

      This entire thing is amazing heard in one go. Its so smooth.

    • @boshiwoshi
      @boshiwoshi 9 місяців тому

      each time i listen to this album every track just gets better and better including this one

  • @kubamateusiak7724
    @kubamateusiak7724 5 років тому +329

    These titles and the fact that it’s experimental and meme-y basically guarantee like an 8 or more from Fantano. I ain’t complaing but Peggy is like a perfect yellow flannel artist.

    • @blastbeetb.3045
      @blastbeetb.3045 5 років тому +4

      @@charaznable896 I mean the only reason he did that is because of the fader article. If it weren't for that I'm sure the meme channel would still be well and alive considering he said he enjoyed making those videos.

    • @lamestudiosinc418
      @lamestudiosinc418 5 років тому +3

      @@blastbeetb.3045 Nah he wouldn't be making videos. The channel would still be there but he said he didn't want to make videos because he got no money from them so they were basically a big waste of his time.

    • @user-if9oh6zt1j
      @user-if9oh6zt1j 5 років тому +20

      @@lamestudiosinc418 actually, not true. Hes stated a couple of times that his meme channel was exhausting and making him depressed and that's why he deleted it. The fader article didnt help tho

  • @guyb4672
    @guyb4672 5 років тому +572

    Omfg the track names are hilarious “grimy waifu” wtf

    • @jakewheldon1302
      @jakewheldon1302 5 років тому +89

      I was pretty disappointed actually

    • @charliehill8068
      @charliehill8068 5 років тому +6

      Jake Wheldon nice

    • @seti3bb
      @seti3bb 5 років тому +121

      don’t trust a man who produces an entire album with a titty mousepad

    • @f4Rl34ng3Igrl
      @f4Rl34ng3Igrl 5 років тому +9

      Jake Wheldon this shit got old so fast. Unsubbed, disliked, disappointed.

    • @xylin3683
      @xylin3683 5 років тому +7

      JPEGMAFIA TYPE TRACK TITLE

  • @kinggeedra2796
    @kinggeedra2796 5 років тому +434

    "Yeah, it definitly sounds like this song was made by a beta male"
    Damn anthony you didnt have to do him like that

  • @stnesbit
    @stnesbit 5 років тому +603

    When you're sad... are you Meloncholy?

  • @炭治郎竈門-q3e
    @炭治郎竈門-q3e 5 років тому +195

    I love you, Melon. Keep up the good work!

  • @ARWG
    @ARWG 5 років тому +67

    keep going melon, you're almost to Denzel x Slowthai - Psycho

  • @julescenteno
    @julescenteno 5 років тому +119

    I'll ignore the child support you owe the kids and I if you just drop the Hollywood's Bleeding review already

    • @KidHellacious
      @KidHellacious 5 років тому

      Human? Is it any good? I haven’t checked it out yet.

    • @sontho6995
      @sontho6995 5 років тому +1

      @@KidHellacious I think it's better than beerbongs and bentleys at the very least.

    • @charliewash5272
      @charliewash5272 5 років тому +6

      Sontho no way

    • @BuffDaddySmoove
      @BuffDaddySmoove 5 років тому

      3nad 3miz 3Maz indeed way.

    • @julescenteno
      @julescenteno 5 років тому

      @@KidHellacious it's solid, but I think B&B is better imo

  • @james_1878
    @james_1878 5 років тому +70

    Spent the whole video trying to work out if Melon was wearing a sports bra or a tank top. I was unsuccessful.

    • @aedile2819
      @aedile2819 5 років тому +7

      Out of all the shitty comments I've read today, this is the only one that made me physically shudder. Thanks!

  • @DeodorantDan
    @DeodorantDan 5 років тому +112

    Anthony, Mom wants to know if you're staying over for dinner. She has extra pizza.

  • @codfrmk
    @codfrmk 5 років тому +39

    Anthony my son got a 900 on his SAT, I'll be expecting a full refund!

  • @ryanmoran011
    @ryanmoran011 5 років тому +199

    Great video Ant Knee, but you didn't have to provide a thoughtful and nuanced opinion and call JPEGMAFIA a great guy, that got a bit out of hand. Subscribed.

  • @jnasilowska
    @jnasilowska 5 років тому +29

    Who is this 80s WWF wrestler... and why is he talking about Peggy...?

  • @Zelgaro
    @Zelgaro 5 років тому +173

    James Blake's review of this track was better than yours. You've got competition.

  • @Ehh.....
    @Ehh..... 5 років тому +53

    Upload this shit as i sit on my couch after work. Thanks for thinkin of me melon.

  • @dsong5343
    @dsong5343 5 років тому +234

    Still waiting for the Lil Tecca NOT GOOD, Anthony.

    • @cai6972
      @cai6972 5 років тому +6

      It got a YUNO

    • @cai6972
      @cai6972 5 років тому +35

      Nevermind it didn't i just checked. I guess the red flannel will taste blood once again

    • @USHARDY
      @USHARDY 5 років тому +17

      It’s getting a 10, don’t be silly

    • @USHARDY
      @USHARDY 5 років тому +10

      outta 5

    • @jacquesdeburgo2878
      @jacquesdeburgo2878 5 років тому +1

      It's not even worth his time

  • @yplbeats7971
    @yplbeats7971 5 років тому +43

    Beta Melon Strategies

  • @Blueissuperior
    @Blueissuperior 5 років тому +80

    Can't wait for Grimy Waifu hope it has looping hentai sounds

    • @GamingOS
      @GamingOS 5 років тому +3

      i tickle her ovaries

    • @Wilf_713
      @Wilf_713 5 років тому +7

      Yooooo deadass wouldn’t be surprised if the beat actually is what you describe it!

    • @Kennitto
      @Kennitto 5 років тому +10

      He made it on his anime tiddy mouse pad

    • @LatinaCreamQueen
      @LatinaCreamQueen 5 років тому

      It does have a hentai babe moaning but damn... that track is a BANGER.

    • @Blueissuperior
      @Blueissuperior 5 років тому

      @@LatinaCreamQueen oh hell yeah still one of my faves

  • @tylerblair318
    @tylerblair318 5 років тому +10

    I said something to JPEG about naming one of his songs “JPEGMAFIA TYPE BEAT” when he was on tour and I’m very glad that it actually became a thing. I’m sure I have 0% of influence, but I’d like to think that he might have taken note of it.

  • @thegroove14
    @thegroove14 5 років тому +165

    Ben Shapiro can relate to this track

    • @BuffDaddySmoove
      @BuffDaddySmoove 5 років тому +9

      Manfred Byron lmao

    • @dive6785
      @dive6785 5 років тому +5

      @Mica-Spangled huh!?

    • @f3z087
      @f3z087 5 років тому +13

      Mica-Spangled so he relates to the track?

    • @jimmy-breeze
      @jimmy-breeze 5 років тому +4

      @Mica-Spangled so ben shapiro

    • @jerome4525
      @jerome4525 5 років тому +3

      @@mmbyron yes and his father's a music theorist! the famous creator of the Shapiro elements of music

  • @Stragen876
    @Stragen876 5 років тому +4

    It's interesting you cite Radiohead as influence for this track as a few months ago Peggy linked 'Packt Like Sardines' from Amnesiac to his Instagram story.

  • @alexrobinson5942
    @alexrobinson5942 5 років тому +11

    there’s a new Denzel Curry & slowthai collaboration song that needs reviewing, melon man. get to work!!

  • @sydberetta4649
    @sydberetta4649 5 років тому +42

    This is NOT, Post Malone's Hollywood is Bleeding NOT GOOD!! MELON!!!!!

  • @noahsnyder3196
    @noahsnyder3196 5 років тому +3

    3:22
    I think he's thinking of Idioteque from Kid A, because I thought the same thing

  • @Digitalknifeparty
    @Digitalknifeparty 5 років тому +6

    As someone who only likes a handful of songs by Peggy, I’m excited for the new album. Both songs are fire, which gives me hope to like an entire album by him.
    If the album is dope, I’ll be very disappointed and will unsubscribe from his channel.

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 5 років тому +6

    I'm so hyped for Grimy Waifu and Thot Tactics

  • @sergioarango4266
    @sergioarango4266 5 років тому +5

    The only thing that I complain about this album is that there isn't Puff Daddy nor The Who, and I'm talking about the actual people

  • @dontcrampmystyle3
    @dontcrampmystyle3 5 років тому +43

    Pls tell Peggy to Delete his whole discography; so disappointing 🥺

  • @Sprightey
    @Sprightey 5 років тому +8

    DISAPPOinted that the album cover isn't Mr. Popo :(

  • @aaronkollberg6727
    @aaronkollberg6727 5 років тому +4

    Kero Kero Bonito track review, too, please!!!

  • @fredof4413
    @fredof4413 5 років тому +18

    Hiding your hairline with a bandana is the ultimate beta male strategy

  • @bigbizgrizzz777
    @bigbizgrizzz777 5 років тому +4

    "All my melons are ridged wallets"

  • @CheckeredFedora
    @CheckeredFedora 5 років тому +2

    This track is hot and it goes in. And I know he's talking about me. It's too good. "When I die, my tombstone's Twitter." Peggy's got it.

  • @EndOfStates
    @EndOfStates 5 років тому

    You probably heard Everything In It's Right Place of Kid A in the chord progression in the second half. The synth sounds vaguely alike.

  • @afidgetspinner2345
    @afidgetspinner2345 5 років тому +3

    too late already formed my own opinion of the new post malone album melon

  • @etienne9921
    @etienne9921 5 років тому +2

    Anthony doesn’t need those strategies. He’s the ideal prototypical alpha male.

  • @JohnNoir8911
    @JohnNoir8911 5 років тому +2

    You’re starting to win me back melon

  • @Subzearo
    @Subzearo 5 років тому +2

    Review Peggy's receding hairline

  • @streaky8844
    @streaky8844 5 років тому +1

    SUPER MARIO TENNIS IS MY FAV TRACK TITLE

  • @rftrydesign
    @rftrydesign 5 років тому +5

    Last time I was this early, Melon had blond hair

  • @michaelbarrett9061
    @michaelbarrett9061 5 років тому +1

    I'm cooming. Oh god. Oh god. Oh no. Oh yeah. I'm cooming.

  • @f.miller801
    @f.miller801 5 років тому +1

    I miss the days Peggy was making those 90s West Coast gangsta rap shit.

  • @9ood9rief26
    @9ood9rief26 5 років тому

    “Motion Picture Soundtrack” *did* come to mind while listening.

  • @lukeswin117
    @lukeswin117 5 років тому +3

    I can feel the annual 10/10 coming

    • @garfism12
      @garfism12 5 років тому +2

      You’re optimistic

    • @lukeswin117
      @lukeswin117 5 років тому

      Garfism Films Just watch Peggy is replacing death grips

  • @Whalesmouthstudis
    @Whalesmouthstudis 2 роки тому

    18 tracks and all are amazing.

  • @editedit1434
    @editedit1434 5 років тому +2

    Shoutout out to Stephon, Rom, The Bougie-Man, and Cousin T!

  • @quinnhowling7038
    @quinnhowling7038 5 років тому

    Albums a Strong 8 light 9

  • @MsScreamo88
    @MsScreamo88 5 років тому

    OLOFF - DOINGITSTEALTHYTANO HERE, THE INTERNETS BUSTIEST MUSIQUE NERD

  • @ryotakise7628
    @ryotakise7628 5 років тому

    ANTHONY FANTALIANO - DOING IT STEALTHY

  • @youli3568
    @youli3568 5 років тому +2

    A beta male talking about a song that talks about beta males, PERFECT

  • @bachaun
    @bachaun 5 років тому +3

    wating on the Post Malone Review

  • @dylanoneill
    @dylanoneill 5 років тому +2

    Dissthony Pointano

  • @Krow621
    @Krow621 5 років тому +3

    0:33 why didn't you just say self-titled rather than reading the name of the album out aloud, seems like a so called "music reviewer" should know these types of things like a reflex.

  • @Kamezin5637
    @Kamezin5637 5 років тому

    OLOFF - DOING IT STEALTHYTANO HERE, THE INTERNETS BUSIEST MUSIC NERD

  • @saikonakoshi4334
    @saikonakoshi4334 5 років тому +1

    Great song Mr. Grips!

  • @danerang
    @danerang 5 років тому

    Cornball is a term that means trite and sentimental, which I think are good descriptions of the internet and our current times so I like the title

  • @someirishguy1662
    @someirishguy1662 5 років тому +1

    Alpha Male Strategies is a UA-cam channel involved w dating, was this a jab at AMS???

  • @gabrielnoel7168
    @gabrielnoel7168 5 років тому

    no sarcasm here I can’t fucking wait for this album, I hope it gets AOTY

  • @fumaxo6923
    @fumaxo6923 5 років тому

    album of theee fucking year

  • @israik2548
    @israik2548 5 років тому +1

    Oloff - Haciendo lt sigilo

  • @pranavsharma455
    @pranavsharma455 5 років тому +1

    Hi Anthony, will you be reviewing the new green day and Weezer singles?

  • @LazorJunkieninja
    @LazorJunkieninja 5 років тому

    Now do a track review for the other 91 songs

  • @HoboBusiness
    @HoboBusiness 5 років тому

    Please check alpha male strategies on UA-cam, that's probably where he got the idea for the song from

  • @93RubixCube
    @93RubixCube 5 років тому +1

    Anthony Fantano type review

  • @thrownstair
    @thrownstair 5 років тому

    You weren't disappointed, disappointed

  • @elijah7939
    @elijah7939 5 років тому

    Anthony’s beta male strategies really shining here

  • @KaisTestKitchen1
    @KaisTestKitchen1 5 років тому +7

    I hope that track sounds like Peggy rapping over a Peggy type beat

  • @MrMiddleWick
    @MrMiddleWick 5 років тому +6

    TLDW:
    Disappointing track

  • @darkmatter3249
    @darkmatter3249 5 років тому +1

    Oloff ~ Doing lt Stealthy

  • @buddy.boyo88
    @buddy.boyo88 4 роки тому +2

    ironically, isn't Anthony's aspiration to e-fame a beta male strategy ?

  • @matthewcoaquira457
    @matthewcoaquira457 5 років тому +7

    Anthony I understand you liked the track but you didn’t have to call me a beta male

  • @MapleMilk
    @MapleMilk 5 років тому

    I wonder what chips he were eating at the start
    Honey BBQ? Sour Cream?

  • @charliejacobs9021
    @charliejacobs9021 5 років тому

    You gon do mirrorland or no?

  • @jakeritmiller
    @jakeritmiller 5 років тому

    JPEG needs to collab with James Blake like rn

  • @theleanhead
    @theleanhead 5 років тому +1

    I want ANTHONY FANTANO IS SATISFIED

  • @chicnugget1540
    @chicnugget1540 5 років тому

    All my heroes are melonballs

  • @romannamor95
    @romannamor95 5 років тому

    are you gonna review the new Iggy Pop record?

  • @drewfarmer2490
    @drewfarmer2490 5 років тому

    hey melon! review the new earthgang or i’m gonna tell my mom to not send you and invite to my birthday party.

  • @Jeramiahstool
    @Jeramiahstool 5 років тому

    HOLLYWOODS BLEEDING WHEN

  • @clydetheteenageboy2441
    @clydetheteenageboy2441 5 років тому

    1:24 he didn't like the song and he went back to Jesus forgive me for a cleansing

  • @cokedupnormies2651
    @cokedupnormies2651 5 років тому

    When you change your political openness to fit into the musical world and please FADER

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna 5 років тому +3

    Peggy is so hot it hurts.

  • @pineapple3037
    @pineapple3037 5 років тому

    This album is gonna be a 10

  • @traplover6357
    @traplover6357 5 років тому +1

    I wanna hear BBW by Jpegmafia

  • @IPikaChooseUToo
    @IPikaChooseUToo 5 років тому

    KKB track next ? :)

  • @sodapop3511
    @sodapop3511 5 років тому

    Peggy made a song about melon in this review

  • @Hayden_O
    @Hayden_O 5 років тому +2

    Is Peggy referring to himself as a grimy waifu, or is he calling our waifus grimy? I need to know

    • @anguishingquark
      @anguishingquark 5 років тому

      Probably discussing the concept of a grimy waifu

  • @ned_yah
    @ned_yah 5 років тому

    The Internet's Busiest Music Melon

  • @mr.b89
    @mr.b89 5 років тому

    I was missing the DAAAAMN PEGGY though :(

  • @Dev._.
    @Dev._. 5 років тому

    It’s the same voice on Billy Not Really

  • @sydberetta4649
    @sydberetta4649 5 років тому

    James Blake was disappointed hearing this.

  • @darktech3513
    @darktech3513 5 років тому

    keep going fantano

  • @TIMIMPALA420
    @TIMIMPALA420 5 років тому

    Why melon trying to dissect noise ??

  • @thenaivevigilante4379
    @thenaivevigilante4379 5 років тому

    Will you not comment on Liturgy's new track, Melon?

  • @gotho1346
    @gotho1346 5 років тому +1

    Hurry up and review Psycho stinky

  • @jameshannon7672
    @jameshannon7672 5 років тому

    I'd like a Green Day and Weezer track review

  • @njelk
    @njelk 5 років тому

    Earthgang...Review...

  • @dvnmnd5020
    @dvnmnd5020 5 років тому

    Music for IG meme pages