"Achmed The Dead Terrorist: Jingle Bombs" | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special

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  • @sheldondean7949
    @sheldondean7949 Рік тому +620

    I love how guitar guy tries so hard to keep a straight face and Jeff keeps trying to get him to laugh and break character

  • @disturbedpyro4511
    @disturbedpyro4511 4 роки тому +3447

    I usually hate when comedians laugh at their own jokes. But watching Jeff try and keep a straight face is priceless!

    • @disturbedpyro4511
      @disturbedpyro4511 4 роки тому +39

      @Steven Pacella-Gordon that's why it's an opinion. No need for name calling either. By the way it's just Stupidest. Most stupidest is just bad grammar. I feel comedians who laugh at their own jokes usually aren't that funny and use it to make the audience laugh at a joke that didn't land. This is an exception because Jeff is laughing because of how much fun the audience is having.

    • @christianparrish6647
      @christianparrish6647 4 роки тому +8

      Ikr

    • @nathanvanek6479
      @nathanvanek6479 4 роки тому +3

      Disturbed Pyro, by the way, it’s their not there.

    • @disturbedpyro4511
      @disturbedpyro4511 4 роки тому +8

      @@nathanvanek6479 it figures, the one time i don't use proper grammar, is the time I'm correcting someone on their's!😂😂

    • @disturbedpyro4511
      @disturbedpyro4511 4 роки тому +1

      @Steven Pacella-Gordon oh wow! What a comeback! I don't think I'll ever recover from that! Moron!

  • @ultimatesonic233
    @ultimatesonic233 4 роки тому +2819

    Can we just appreciate that Jeff can sing?!?

    • @JokerFan-hj4iv
      @JokerFan-hj4iv 4 роки тому +155

      Jonathan Sanchez without moving his lips too.

    • @Love4Peeps
      @Love4Peeps 4 роки тому +23

      heheheh 69 likes
      EDIT : Not Anymore

    • @dantethespoon1087
      @dantethespoon1087 4 роки тому +9

      @Justin Pullin what?

    • @Bird_God_
      @Bird_God_ 4 роки тому +10

      Beth Mowforth I think he’s saying everyone else who can do it too

    • @caseynichols2863
      @caseynichols2863 4 роки тому +14

      How the heck can he do that he's good

  • @anne902
    @anne902 3 роки тому +511

    Even though this was 6 years ago, it’s still so funny 😂 The guitarist is phenomenal!!!!

    • @mattgerrish908
      @mattgerrish908 3 роки тому +14

      This special actually was filmed *13* years ago

    • @tadhowe2170
      @tadhowe2170 3 роки тому +11

      Well it’s Papa Gates Synyster Gates dad

    • @thebeststoryteller5874
      @thebeststoryteller5874 3 роки тому +5

      I know I miss guitar guy so much

    • @GK2o
      @GK2o 2 роки тому +3

      it was from 2008

    • @leehanson1416
      @leehanson1416 2 роки тому +2

      @@tadhowe2170 Brian Haner.

  • @rangopistacho6928
    @rangopistacho6928 5 років тому +3178

    The fact as soon as he plays Arabian music his eyebrows go mad and slowly tilts his head with a angry expression is so hillarious it's like it's actually Alive

    • @ggananth
      @ggananth 3 роки тому +77

      It's Irish nusic

    • @GodOfGreed
      @GodOfGreed 3 роки тому +27

      @@ggananth no it's a southern melody

    • @profile2047
      @profile2047 3 роки тому +28

      Indian Sitar. Jeff Dunham fans for you.

    • @MattcraftMSTR
      @MattcraftMSTR 3 роки тому +17

      @@GodOfGreed dude it’s literally Irish music what are you on?

    • @MattcraftMSTR
      @MattcraftMSTR 3 роки тому +21

      @T-Jay Westall no no it’s Irish music didn’t you listen to Achmed?

  • @sparky666harrington7
    @sparky666harrington7 5 років тому +3130

    I forget that they are puppets and it’s Jeff Dunham doing all the talking 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gilleyestes7117
      @gilleyestes7117 5 років тому +104

      That is what makes him so good at what he does...when the puppets seem alive and not puppets, it is a great show. I've seen him live three times and am seeing him this summer in Dallas where he's filming his next special. So excited!

    • @clanso7887
      @clanso7887 5 років тому +8

      Hell yeah^^

    • @larrykerrigan5623
      @larrykerrigan5623 5 років тому +12

      that's because he's so dam good

    • @EricFletcher2005
      @EricFletcher2005 5 років тому +18

      GOSH I WONDER WHY?
      LOOK AT MY GIANT EARS! ;-;

    • @alaskanspartan89
      @alaskanspartan89 5 років тому +3

      And singing

  • @thecycleofstars
    @thecycleofstars 6 років тому +909

    "SILENCE, I'M NOT FINISHED,.. AND THIS IS A SAD SONG!"

    • @virgilsanders8912
      @virgilsanders8912 4 роки тому +12

      I read this at that part

    • @7DeadlySins13
      @7DeadlySins13 4 роки тому +8

      Dashing through the corn maze, with a big butcher knife. Going to Haddonfield to kill Laurie Strode. Oh wait wrong song I was singing Michael Myers’ Jingle Bells

  • @redangrybird7564
    @redangrybird7564 4 роки тому +508

    In my humble opinion, Achmed is the greatest character of Jeff Dunham.

    • @GoldRangerFanGirl35
      @GoldRangerFanGirl35 4 роки тому +19

      I totally agree with that 100%

    • @solidalexwolf
      @solidalexwolf 4 роки тому +32

      All his characters are phenomenal and outstanding, but Achmed just took the cake and made us fall in love with him

    • @lightsaberlordp373
      @lightsaberlordp373 4 роки тому +9

      @@GoldRangerFanGirl35 Definitely agree I love him and Dunham himself

    • @lifestreampatrolll4474
      @lifestreampatrolll4474 4 роки тому +11

      Peanut is the second best

    • @gizmoanimatez4918
      @gizmoanimatez4918 4 роки тому +3

      Him and peanuts close behind

  • @Darius_03
    @Darius_03 6 років тому +4626

    I feel like Jeff is always playing a game of “lets see how long it takes me to make guitar guy laugh”

    • @stevehaller6332
      @stevehaller6332 6 років тому +149

      I do not see how Jeff Dunham keeps from cracking up on stage himself I would be laughing just triing the material

    • @faithamandajoshuarussell7622
      @faithamandajoshuarussell7622 6 років тому +46

      DaricDark true but it really doesn't take long for him to start laughing

    • @andrewamende3338
      @andrewamende3338 5 років тому +14

      @@stevehaller6332 trying*

    • @Brandon2940
      @Brandon2940 5 років тому +30

      The whole bot that lead up to 'poliosis' was gold 😂

    • @derekstronf1837
      @derekstronf1837 5 років тому +19

      That takes talent. And being able to keep a straight face

  • @cherrypup1788
    @cherrypup1788 5 років тому +1077

    I had the Jingle Bombs song as a ringtone and it went off in class and everyone just stared......

    • @cherrypup1788
      @cherrypup1788 5 років тому +73

      It was so embarrassing, luckily no one else in the class knew what is was about so I was mostly safe

    • @Khalid.ab41
      @Khalid.ab41 5 років тому +24

      Bring out the bombs

    • @masonskaggs7775
      @masonskaggs7775 5 років тому +17

      @@cherrypup1788 did u get in trouble

    • @cherrypup1788
      @cherrypup1788 5 років тому +31

      Mason Skaggs not really, everyone just stared at me and I turned it off and that was that

    • @masonskaggs7775
      @masonskaggs7775 5 років тому +4

      @@cherrypup1788 huh

  • @jessecamiller3845
    @jessecamiller3845 4 роки тому +348

    I love Jeff’s facial expressions he somehow manages to look surprised so often it never fails to make me laugh

  • @pratdesigns
    @pratdesigns Рік тому +95

    I can never listen to Jingle Bells the same way again! I kinda watch this every Christmas now!

  • @katrinawest5182
    @katrinawest5182 Рік тому +134

    "You racist bastard!"🤣🤣🤣
    "I hate Irish music."🤣🤣🤣

    • @IslaRoseAtkinson
      @IslaRoseAtkinson 9 місяців тому +4

      0:27

    • @ravenscarlettanis13
      @ravenscarlettanis13 8 місяців тому +4

      Bait and switch?

    • @flippy101mph9
      @flippy101mph9 5 місяців тому +3

      I remember when I was like 8 or so and I heard him say the for the first time I COULDN'T BREATH!!!!!
      Same with bubba j going ho Ho HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!

  • @melissawilliams496
    @melissawilliams496 4 роки тому +166

    I love Brian Haner's reaction when he got done playing and and Achmed said , ' You racist bastard'. His reaction was priceless.

    • @nbuehster
      @nbuehster 4 роки тому +6

      If Brian read your comment, he'd probably say "I'd like you to call me "Guitar Guy", if you don't mind!".

    • @NoahGray-my8sb
      @NoahGray-my8sb Рік тому

      TRUE

  • @crazyman7671
    @crazyman7671 4 роки тому +218

    I wish they still had the whole segment where Achmed talks about poliosis and has Brian "Guitar Guy" Haener in tears from laughing so hard.

    • @summerselman9581
      @summerselman9581 2 роки тому +4

      Ik this was 2yrs ago but the whole thing is on Tubi it's free

    • @azgypsy
      @azgypsy Рік тому +3

      That was a classic & my all time favorite!

  • @thespian3937
    @thespian3937 4 роки тому +298

    Guitar guy: *Dies Laughing*
    Achmed: I swear I didn't do it

  • @adsterisk_8582
    @adsterisk_8582 6 років тому +376

    New tradition: play jingle bombs every christmas

    • @mushroomlover479
      @mushroomlover479 4 роки тому +4

      Thats why im here lol

    • @Blue-jl1yq
      @Blue-jl1yq 4 роки тому +7

      My family go through all his Christmas stuff every year 😂😂

    • @Alcor-wf8gc
      @Alcor-wf8gc 4 роки тому +2

      Under the mistlefoe!

    • @janaker9709
      @janaker9709 4 роки тому

      Uncontainered

  • @millideevans7202
    @millideevans7202 8 років тому +644

    That poor guitar guy, he trying so hard to keep a straight face

  • @justwatch3833
    @justwatch3833 8 років тому +1032

    Jeff dunham you are the best I love your show
    I'm Muslim and all of my family watching you.....
    You are the legendary
    We love you

    • @atariq20
      @atariq20 8 років тому +7

      same

    • @aatube1232
      @aatube1232 8 років тому +11

      Plus achmed is not even Muslim, Jeff said it

    • @justwatch3833
      @justwatch3833 8 років тому +4

      +AA Tube I know that
      .......?

    • @nithinthomas5295
      @nithinthomas5295 8 років тому +1

      Of course, he'd say that. Getting blown up by a muslim *cough*, I meant a "retarded person", isn't in his bucket list

    • @angelphantomgamer260
      @angelphantomgamer260 8 років тому +1

      yo this guy is ofesive I'm irish

  • @braedenreese5080
    @braedenreese5080 3 роки тому +100

    4:05 “It’s magically delicious!” I lost it! 😂

    • @natashastewart3902
      @natashastewart3902 7 місяців тому +1

      Too Funny 🤣

    • @TheSemiBilingualMinun
      @TheSemiBilingualMinun 7 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, I couldn't talk or even breathe without laughing for about the next 5 minutes after that. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BaconWrappedCupcake
    @BaconWrappedCupcake 8 років тому +1349

    I feel like Jeff always plays a game of "Let's see how long it takes me to make Guitar Guy laugh." ♥♥

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon 8 років тому +47

      I have watched him live and thats pretty much the game they play

    • @michelleomara3928
      @michelleomara3928 8 років тому +1

      BaconWrappedCupcake yeah

    • @paulseltzer2421
      @paulseltzer2421 8 років тому +6

      Yeah that's just what he does

    • @TraceyDBaker
      @TraceyDBaker 8 років тому +12

      BaconWrappedCupcake. Watch this on the DVD for the full version and he says just that....clips on good, but don't come close to the full show from the night or on DVD....

    • @charleymccarthy4114
      @charleymccarthy4114 8 років тому +8

      He was funnier when he had Guitar Guy with him.

  • @BarberShave19
    @BarberShave19 5 років тому +119

    "You racist bastard!" Super funny when he says that.

    • @cenawolf9219
      @cenawolf9219 5 років тому +3

      Yeah it was funny when achmed said that

  • @guyontheinternet5815
    @guyontheinternet5815 5 років тому +313

    "Dashing Through The Sand, With a Bomb Strapped to my Back, I Have a Nasty Plan for Christmas is Iraq.
    I Got Through Checkpoint A, But Not Through Checkpoint B, And Thats When I Got Shot in The Ass by the U.S Military OH Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs Mine Blew Up, You See, Where Are All The Virgins That Bin Laden Promised Me OH Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs Your Soldier Shot me Dead, The Only Thing I Have Left is This Towel Upon My Head. I Used to be a Man But Everytime I Cough, Thanks to Uncle Sam, My Nuts Keep Falling Off. My Bombing Days Are Done, I Need to Find Some Work Perhaps it Would be Much Safer as a Convenience Store Night Clerk OH Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs I Think That I Got Screwed Don't Laugh at Me Because I'm Dead or I Kiiil Yooooooooooou!" -Achmed 2015

  • @fredystheawesomeshow8301
    @fredystheawesomeshow8301 Рік тому +228

    Is 2022 and this is still funny shit 😂

  • @stormycouper4346
    @stormycouper4346 2 роки тому +60

    I play this song every Christmas lol it’s like a holiday tradition 😂😂

  • @Vi0letR0gue
    @Vi0letR0gue 4 роки тому +600

    I sang this whole song in class once, accent and all
    The teacher wasnt impressed but the class was

    • @mattgerrish908
      @mattgerrish908 4 роки тому +31

      OMG you are a true American Hero!

    • @Vi0letR0gue
      @Vi0letR0gue 4 роки тому +40

      @@mattgerrish908 well I'm british but I'll take it 😄✌

    • @tomstaton1271
      @tomstaton1271 4 роки тому +16

      I got through checkpoint a but not through checkpoint b thats when I got shot in the ass by us millatary

    • @michaelzainey5781
      @michaelzainey5781 4 роки тому +23

      Your teacher has no sense of humor apparently.

    • @tylersmith3313
      @tylersmith3313 3 роки тому +1

      did you get in trouble for it by your teacher

  • @francesannetrotter8438
    @francesannetrotter8438 3 роки тому +413

    My boyfriend is irish so the joke about achmed having an Irish winer kills me with laughter

    • @frederikbregasi55
      @frederikbregasi55 3 роки тому +12

      I'm actually a girl and my Boyfriend is Irish too this cracks me the heck up too!!!! 😹😹😂😂!!!!

    • @cappuccinosnephew1382
      @cappuccinosnephew1382 3 роки тому +8

      RIP your boyfriend

    • @Zincver
      @Zincver 3 роки тому +4

      @@frederikbregasi55 so that was a fucking lie

    • @Savage_Gamer777
      @Savage_Gamer777 2 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @AzureMoebius22
      @AzureMoebius22 2 роки тому +11

      I'm half Irish so I have an excuse to make that joke.
      If I ever find a girlfriend...

  • @ryans.distelhorst3559
    @ryans.distelhorst3559 4 роки тому +126

    As Christmas comes back, this Christmas classic must be heard once again!

    • @mushroomlover479
      @mushroomlover479 4 роки тому +2

      Yes!

    • @harl3y-jay
      @harl3y-jay 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @davidzimmerman9633
      @davidzimmerman9633 4 роки тому

      I DON'T LIKE IRISH 🐩👿👿👨‍🚀🥥🥑⚽️🎟🎁🎊🥈🥈🥉🥉🎁🥉

    • @davidzimmerman9633
      @davidzimmerman9633 4 роки тому

      @@mushroomlover479 family +I is an important 8th 2AM fuwuyu ytrrty7t72y46 and 🎟🎟🎁🎟👿🐆🐫🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🐅🐺🐵🐺🐯

  • @-CS101-
    @-CS101- 8 років тому +499

    "YOU RACIST BASTARD" XD

  • @southparkboyproductions6040
    @southparkboyproductions6040 5 років тому +3080

    I got through checkpoint A
    But not through checkpoint B
    That’s when I got shot in the butt by the U.S. military!

  • @birdygirlstrainvideos4842
    @birdygirlstrainvideos4842 10 місяців тому +8

    This song never gets old,

  • @dianamccutcheon9995
    @dianamccutcheon9995 Рік тому +212

    I played this for my mom and she couldn't stop laughing, so when you know it's really funny when your mom can't stop laughing! And I laugh every time I play it!

    • @Krissada1000
      @Krissada1000 Рік тому +3

      I played this to Mormon misionaries. First they did not want to watch, then could not stop laughing.

  • @crudemonkey146
    @crudemonkey146 8 років тому +238

    I'm Irish and even I found that extremely funny

  • @matthewprovince9778
    @matthewprovince9778 6 років тому +736

    "Oh, there's a blue moon. Now I can fart in a rainbow of colors."

    • @EricFletcher2005
      @EricFletcher2005 5 років тому +22

      ITS MAGICALLY DELICIOUS

    • @LindaKey
      @LindaKey 5 років тому +10

      @@EricFletcher2005 That is waaaaaayyyyyy to funny! I never laughed so hard at this!

  • @randalhachami4115
    @randalhachami4115 4 роки тому +1078

    As an Iraqi muslim, THIS IS HILARIOUS 😂 👌🏽

    • @joshuabrooks4907
      @joshuabrooks4907 4 роки тому +108

      It's good to know that you have a sense of humor. I hope you have a great holiday, sir.

    • @owo748
      @owo748 4 роки тому +6

      Nice

    • @waterheaterservices
      @waterheaterservices 4 роки тому +19

      @Sheikh Every prophesy of the coming of Yeshua Messiah was fulfilled.

    • @CajunFyre92
      @CajunFyre92 4 роки тому +18

      Rand Alhachami I’m glad you weren’t offended. I get a laugh every time I hear it. Ramadan Kareem to you

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson 4 роки тому +7

      glad to know you also like it 😄

  • @crimsonmaelstrom573
    @crimsonmaelstrom573 2 роки тому +47

    When Achmed said his nuts keep falling off and Jeff and Guitar Guy were just like “wait…what?” Priceless😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sanders4362
    @sanders4362 4 роки тому +55

    This has become a tradition of mine to watch this on the day of the first snow in December, and no matter how many times I watch it it always brings a smile to my face

  • @christinaw9807
    @christinaw9807 5 років тому +93

    I love the look on the guitar guy's face.

  • @diivasue
    @diivasue 6 років тому +209

    "STOP looking you perverts" omg im dead

    • @nbuehster
      @nbuehster 5 років тому +1

      Sorry Achmed, but I just had to look.

    • @markcampos4862
      @markcampos4862 5 років тому

      Like him

    • @analiar3665
      @analiar3665 5 років тому

      Hun U LIMELIGHT TOO OMG I LOVE WDW TOO AHHHH IM FREAKIN OUT BRO

  • @BubbasMidwestKitchen
    @BubbasMidwestKitchen Рік тому +33

    14 years since this special. Damn, how time flies. I remember when it first came out. What I wouldn't give to go back to those simpler, happier times. But I come back to this song every so often to try and lift my spirits. Thanks for all the laughs, Jeff.

  • @Nunya_Bidnez
    @Nunya_Bidnez Рік тому +34

    When a puppet has a soul you know you did it right Jeff. Mega love to you and Merry Christmas

  • @jacksullivan4741
    @jacksullivan4741 8 років тому +118

    I think I found my new favorite Christmas song

  • @rainbowpegacornstudios
    @rainbowpegacornstudios 6 років тому +1264

    Achmed: I....used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off.
    (Jeff and Guitar guy look)
    Achmed: Stop looking, you perverts!!
    X'DDDD

  • @dan_roblox_boi6250
    @dan_roblox_boi6250 4 роки тому +133

    "I cant even eat lucky charms" Thats so funny!😂🤣

    • @thecaptain596
      @thecaptain596 4 роки тому +3

      They go right through me to

    • @lelet8601
      @lelet8601 3 роки тому +1

      Lucky Charms has always been my favorite cereal!!!!

  • @subjectdelta4758
    @subjectdelta4758 7 років тому +829

    Jeff: that wasn't even close
    Achmed: **sarcasticly says** Oh I wonder why? Look at my giant ears **Angry look**" 😂😂😂

  • @LchanOtakudom
    @LchanOtakudom 8 років тому +475

    He's looking for his Lucky Charms.
    They're over there, over there and up there.

    • @sterlingsilver3660
      @sterlingsilver3660 8 років тому +6

      XD

    • @nicolerobertson2654
      @nicolerobertson2654 8 років тому +4

      Laura B OMG!!! 😂😂😂

    • @crazyworm4419
      @crazyworm4419 8 років тому +3

      XDDDDDD

    • @CanadianHeretic
      @CanadianHeretic 8 років тому +7

      Laura B and way over there staining the wall

    • @teresapack345
      @teresapack345 6 років тому

      Laura B 😀😀😀😀😀😀🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

  • @minecraftmaster8788
    @minecraftmaster8788 8 років тому +130

    Accmed is one of the BEST charactors! Along with Peanut, and José.

    • @mattgerrish908
      @mattgerrish908 8 років тому +2

      School Simulator my favorite characters are Walter and Peanut. You can consider Jose part as well because him and Peanut are a packaged deal.

    • @strikezzexploits3467
      @strikezzexploits3467 8 років тому

      Mincraft Master!!!!

    • @sykevazer3235
      @sykevazer3235 8 років тому +1

      peanut is funniest. Jose is second Walter is 3rd and achmed 4

    • @kristopherbarker3282
      @kristopherbarker3282 7 років тому

      Mincraft Master!!!! Achmed, Walter, everyone else

    • @fairytailprincess85
      @fairytailprincess85 7 років тому

      Minecraft Master!!!! That's Jose jalapeno on a stick

  • @DracosDragoness
    @DracosDragoness 7 місяців тому +6

    This thing is catchy and funny at the same time.

  • @justwannawatchyoutubegeez2381
    @justwannawatchyoutubegeez2381 4 роки тому +29

    God bless guitar guy and his wonderful happiness of being ok with being part of the jokes!

  • @xanderwardwell-gaw7472
    @xanderwardwell-gaw7472 4 роки тому +28

    "Silence!! I'm not finished!! And this is a sad song!!"

  • @jamiewillis8988
    @jamiewillis8988 5 років тому +136

    In case those of you who don't know, the guy playing guitar in this video is Brian Elwin Haner Sr aka Papa Gates who is the father of Avenged Sevenfold's lead guitarist Brian Elwin Haner Jr aka Synyster Gates

  • @sweetjoey2
    @sweetjoey2 Рік тому +100

    ok jeff you know how funny you truly are when you try not to laugh while doing the jokes yourself

    • @AllyBubblesSpriggs
      @AllyBubblesSpriggs Рік тому +3

      He can't keep a straight face! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheSuburban15
    @TheSuburban15 9 років тому +130

    Even funnier when "guitar guy" can't keep a straight face.

  • @tannerhudgins217
    @tannerhudgins217 6 років тому +184

    This is a great Christmas song laughing my but off

  • @CreamSupreme444
    @CreamSupreme444 5 років тому +79

    This entire part belongs in the top three Achmed acts.

  • @kyleknight8267
    @kyleknight8267 Рік тому +57

    This is the part where Jeff makes up random crap to make guitar guy laugh

  • @nicholasgezovich3044
    @nicholasgezovich3044 8 років тому +31

    I can watch Achmed and Jeff Dunham all day long

  • @Overlord0011
    @Overlord0011 8 років тому +173

    Oh, I wish they'd bring Guitar Guy back for a routine.

  • @Whitpusmc
    @Whitpusmc 6 років тому +64

    Saw these two in person and I’ve never laughed so hard..... he was actually working up this skit and gave us an encore with some of this and guitar guy hadn’t heard some of the jokes and his reaction was even funnier than the jokes.

  • @joshuajohnson2216
    @joshuajohnson2216 4 роки тому +47

    That "STOP LOOKING YOU PERVERTS!!!!" gets me everytime.😛

  • @someguynamedbreadsheeran540
    @someguynamedbreadsheeran540 5 років тому +113

    I come back for his Iraq Christmas every December

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 5 років тому +3

      Awesome, this is the first time I've seen this. Might have to make it part of *my* Christmas tradition lol

    • @skeletor_4780
      @skeletor_4780 4 роки тому +2

      CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL

  • @mistypaws6158
    @mistypaws6158 6 років тому +11

    “Stop looking, you perverts!!” Can’t stop laughing.

  • @andy2373
    @andy2373 6 років тому +559

    3:58 'I Have An Irish Weiner, It's Magically Delicious' Lmao...

  • @UndoEverything
    @UndoEverything 4 роки тому +78

    "Achmed" is most famous character by Jeff.

    • @howlandboyshavingfun745
      @howlandboyshavingfun745 3 роки тому +2

      No that’s peanut

    • @cavscout7366
      @cavscout7366 3 роки тому +3

      I remember when he came to Richmond Virginia and was doing his testing out of the 'new' character he had on stage. It was Achmed. Being prior military, I was laughing the entire skit.

    • @Truth72500
      @Truth72500 3 роки тому

      @@howlandboyshavingfun745 that's the worse

  • @jamesbeaumont1627
    @jamesbeaumont1627 5 років тому +48

    My favourite part
    “ITS MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!”

  • @oliverheld5372
    @oliverheld5372 Рік тому +13

    Achmed ist einfach die beste Figur ich krieg jedes mal ein lachflasch

  • @imagxdragonfirex7638
    @imagxdragonfirex7638 9 років тому +71

    "and I have an Irish weener
    it's magically delicious!!!"
    omfg

    • @derpythecookieplaysmc7460
      @derpythecookieplaysmc7460 9 років тому

      +iMaGxDRAGONFIREx
      AND DEEZ IRISH NUTS

    • @tylercattanach8991
      @tylercattanach8991 9 років тому +3

      funny as fuck if u are not looking forward to Christmas. after this anything will make you laugh, and more. I can watch forever and always have a smile on my face. amazing xxx

    • @EdEddnEddyonline1
      @EdEddnEddyonline1 8 років тому +1

      Still funny in 2016

    • @sandracote1848
      @sandracote1848 8 років тому

      +Tyler Cattanach I wath this every yeararound Christmas day and New Years.

  • @CodyHomes
    @CodyHomes 6 днів тому +2

    My grandpa and I had enough of countless hours of news every day for a month straight. So, this is how we're starting our earlier than ever Christmas season celebration begaing.

  • @madkittyjoey70
    @madkittyjoey70 2 роки тому +10

    Loved Achmed's reaction when the guitar plays Irish music!

  • @nonojawabira1599
    @nonojawabira1599 8 років тому +2049

    I'm Muslim but I don't give an F, I like it because it is hilarious!!!!! 😂😂😂😂👌👍💀

    • @jacksontutt3439
      @jacksontutt3439 8 років тому +181

      more muslims should be like you. good job taking a joke.

    • @gijohn5500
      @gijohn5500 8 років тому +155

      Jackson Tutt more people in general. Nobody knows how to take a joke anymore.

    • @fluffyRabbit01
      @fluffyRabbit01 8 років тому +28

      Nono Jawabira same

    • @fluffyRabbit01
      @fluffyRabbit01 8 років тому +22

      Jackson Tutt kinda agree with you. but not really. cuz some people just are not like that

    • @rinazk6374
      @rinazk6374 8 років тому +67

      I'm a Muslim as well and i love Achmed.

  • @haleypierce6635
    @haleypierce6635 8 років тому +60

    Jeff Dunham you are so damn hilarious I love how u make me and about a billion other people laugh their a$$ off!!!!!! u funny man

  • @nenblom
    @nenblom 7 днів тому +1

    His angry expressions are CLASSIC!! 😂😂

    • @Jeff25498Dunham
      @Jeff25498Dunham 3 дні тому

      Thanks dear I really appreciate you did you get your attend my shows

  • @alastorfangurl2175
    @alastorfangurl2175 6 років тому +43

    Achmed: "I'm looking for me lucky charms!"
    Me: I'm dying! XD 😂😂

    • @michellehiggins7280
      @michellehiggins7280 3 роки тому +2

      ACHMED: THEY GO RIGHT THROUGH ME TO BUT THE X HURT. OW POP OW. ITS LIKE IM FARTING IN A RAINBOW OF COLOURS. OH LOOK THERES A BLUE MOON. LMAO

  • @sanders4362
    @sanders4362 7 років тому +5

    I watch this every year at Christmas time and it never gets old!!!

  • @matthewa.6115
    @matthewa.6115 8 років тому +73

    Nothing funnier than watching a comedian laugh at his own jokes cus they are that funny

  • @marilynweaver9313
    @marilynweaver9313 3 роки тому +12

    you make the puppets seem so real and it is amazing to watch people talk to them like they are real people it is a tribute to your ability and great talent

  • @sethclark6593
    @sethclark6593 9 років тому +52

    Guitar guy looks like he's about die laughing

    • @gulbeyaztelli2581
      @gulbeyaztelli2581 9 років тому +2

      Actually i think it's fake laughing. It's too much and just looks fake to me.

    • @OpenMawProductions
      @OpenMawProductions 9 років тому +1

      Gülbeyaz Telli You'd be wrong.

    • @laurahorlle1603
      @laurahorlle1603 9 років тому

      +Seth Clark It's Brian Haner, Synyster Gates' father =D

    • @gabsumat1569
      @gabsumat1569 9 років тому

      +Laura Hörlle synyster of a7x. Omg

  • @afparka1229
    @afparka1229 7 років тому +189

    The part before this is hilarious, he talks about having scoliosis, guitar guy loses it

    • @kiritoswords6479
      @kiritoswords6479 5 років тому +10

      Poliosis

    • @Lady-Kanerasoka
      @Lady-Kanerasoka 5 років тому +15

      AFParka12 that was poliosis. Seeing Guitar Guy trying so hard not to laugh, then seeing Jeff trying not to laugh because Guitar Guy’s trying not to laugh and he screws up big time, that’s just fricking hysterical! I almost die laughing every single time I see that clip. Plus, seeing someone trying not to laugh only makes it worse LOL

    • @connieweisman4497
      @connieweisman4497 5 років тому

      Guitar guy looks like he is about the pee his pants....makes me laugh so hard I have tears running down my face.

    • @TheCipita
      @TheCipita 5 років тому +2

      Any link?

    • @toddm7367
      @toddm7367 5 років тому +1

      Well anyone with Poliosis.

  • @VLoveTarot
    @VLoveTarot 7 років тому +802

    This was HILARIOUS!! Thank you for the chuckle. Look at those eyes Achmed has. ;) I reacted to this thanks to loyals subscribers and patrons. :) p.s. Achmed is my favorite puppet of yours. :)

  • @michaelarmbrust8415
    @michaelarmbrust8415 4 роки тому +23

    Still here and still listening after 10 yrs

  • @ourseason9375
    @ourseason9375 8 років тому +477

    My teacher showed my class this.

  • @itoteuziss
    @itoteuziss 5 років тому +144

    The only artist that Eminem can’t destroy

  • @halleeballeee479
    @halleeballeee479 6 років тому +36

    “I have an Irish weiner, it’s magically delicious!” I AM CRYING I CANNOT BREATHE

  • @TheIcecaps
    @TheIcecaps 2 роки тому

    Achmed is my FAVORITE and I LOVE this song

  • @alexmuntean8776
    @alexmuntean8776 7 років тому +15

    This is my favorite christmas carol.

  • @makennakin4113
    @makennakin4113 9 років тому +47

    I actually sang this at school and a lot of my friends joined in XD

    • @beverlypollack1745
      @beverlypollack1745 8 років тому

      +Makenna Kirkham I'm having very minor surgery next week and if they make me wait too long I'm going to sing this. And I want a hippotumus for Christmas and maybe a chorus of Monster Mash.

    • @makennakin4113
      @makennakin4113 8 років тому

      Beverly Pollack XD ok, no you should sing why are we waiting but change it a little just look it up..... and good luck the surgery, I've never been to a hospital or anything along that line but I can imagine it must be scary.

    • @makennakin4113
      @makennakin4113 8 років тому

      XD lol

    • @armistice9670
      @armistice9670 8 років тому

      It isn't that bad I had an operation before Christmas (still recovering) and trust me u don't feel anything just a little STABBY when they drug you/put you to sleep

    • @frostbite7435
      @frostbite7435 8 років тому

      wish i was at your school

  • @HVoltage152
    @HVoltage152 8 років тому +115

    "I know you think you're so cool, guitar guy, but believe me, in Guitar Hero? I KICK your ASS!"
    *Crazy shredding solo*
    "... Okay maybe in Halo."

    • @a.nonnymouse7655
      @a.nonnymouse7655 6 років тому

      when did that happen?

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 6 років тому +1

      A.Nonny Mouse
      In a different one, same guys and similar show but slightly different

    • @howardvanderhoff9596
      @howardvanderhoff9596 6 років тому

      That's the gutair player from avenge sevenfold

  • @unionexangelhyporethormgrl6095

    I watch this around every Christmas as a ritual 🤣🤣

  • @littlekayleigh7937
    @littlekayleigh7937 7 років тому +82

    Achmed: *making fun of the Irish
    Me: *irish

    • @kristymock4131
      @kristymock4131 6 років тому +2

      Yeah but its funny as hell!!!

    • @richelleverbeck1550
      @richelleverbeck1550 5 років тому

      Top of the morning to ya me lady

    • @S117M4sterChief
      @S117M4sterChief 5 років тому

      I’m Irish-Native American, but even I don’t find this offensive

    • @David-gj9qr
      @David-gj9qr 5 років тому

      Little Kayleigh Jeff: also makes fun of every race and ethnicity

    • @alastairmacdonald8889
      @alastairmacdonald8889 5 років тому +1

      Humour is being able to laugh at yourself and not take everything personal
      .

  • @FrehleyFan3988
    @FrehleyFan3988 5 років тому +42

    U have a note for me guitar guy?🎵🎵🎵 OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH OOOOOOOOOHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

  • @angelroberts7079
    @angelroberts7079 5 років тому +17

    Mad props to Jeff Dunham for not cracking up through all his performances

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 4 роки тому +1

      Its almost like he's been doing this for years.

  • @starkilr101
    @starkilr101 2 роки тому +6

    This song will never get old

  • @karenwilliams30527
    @karenwilliams30527 5 років тому +29

    "Now I can fart in a rainbow"!😂👏🏻👍🏻💚

  • @mariekes4472
    @mariekes4472 8 років тому +11

    ireally like this so much. every year since i found Jeff, i will watch the christmas movie and those videos

  • @adetteyoumans2522
    @adetteyoumans2522 Рік тому +8

    I just love Achmed! Angry expression on his face is hilarious, I almost forgot he's a puppet. Like watching a real person! Guitar guy is great, trying to control from laughing. JEFF FA FA is a genius, the best ventriloquist! God bless you 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼💖💖💖

  • @garybice7134
    @garybice7134 Рік тому +8

    I think this set with achmed was the best one that he ever did. I'm a little bit Irish and that woman in the audience was laughing. Her head off this was really the best written that he ever has done

  • @Nova-qi7cq
    @Nova-qi7cq 5 років тому +709

    Who is still watching this in 2019😂

  • @FantasyCreationsAu
    @FantasyCreationsAu 5 років тому +39

    I was expecting something like “TNT” to come on!

  • @Panwere36
    @Panwere36 4 роки тому +20

    This bit NEVER gets old!!!

  • @im-always-sleepy649
    @im-always-sleepy649 4 роки тому +22

    Now I'm always humming "Jingle bombs."