"Achmed The Dead Terrorist: Jingle Bombs" | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special

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  • @sheldondean7949
    @sheldondean7949 2 роки тому +649

    I love how guitar guy tries so hard to keep a straight face and Jeff keeps trying to get him to laugh and break character

    • @vickiebohy7609
      @vickiebohy7609 11 місяців тому +3

      Yes; too funny!

    • @Judith-f4s
      @Judith-f4s 3 місяці тому

      Exactly....

    • @KenzieRayKeene-Baxendale
      @KenzieRayKeene-Baxendale 3 місяці тому

      It's comedy

    • @madisonrocca7100
      @madisonrocca7100 15 днів тому +2

      There's an earlier clip from that show where Jeff accidentally combines "Scoliosis" and "Polio", and it comes out "Poliosis." Guitar guy totally lost it.

    • @ronnieneas
      @ronnieneas 14 днів тому

      wow

  • @disturbedpyro4511
    @disturbedpyro4511 5 років тому +3470

    I usually hate when comedians laugh at their own jokes. But watching Jeff try and keep a straight face is priceless!

    • @disturbedpyro4511
      @disturbedpyro4511 4 роки тому +39

      @Steven Pacella-Gordon that's why it's an opinion. No need for name calling either. By the way it's just Stupidest. Most stupidest is just bad grammar. I feel comedians who laugh at their own jokes usually aren't that funny and use it to make the audience laugh at a joke that didn't land. This is an exception because Jeff is laughing because of how much fun the audience is having.

    • @christianparrish6647
      @christianparrish6647 4 роки тому +8

      Ikr

    • @nathanvanek6479
      @nathanvanek6479 4 роки тому +3

      Disturbed Pyro, by the way, it’s their not there.

    • @disturbedpyro4511
      @disturbedpyro4511 4 роки тому +8

      @@nathanvanek6479 it figures, the one time i don't use proper grammar, is the time I'm correcting someone on their's!😂😂

    • @disturbedpyro4511
      @disturbedpyro4511 4 роки тому +1

      @Steven Pacella-Gordon oh wow! What a comeback! I don't think I'll ever recover from that! Moron!

  • @ultimatesonic233
    @ultimatesonic233 4 роки тому +2837

    Can we just appreciate that Jeff can sing?!?

    • @JokerFan-hj4iv
      @JokerFan-hj4iv 4 роки тому +155

      Jonathan Sanchez without moving his lips too.

    • @Love4Peeps
      @Love4Peeps 4 роки тому +23

      heheheh 69 likes
      EDIT : Not Anymore

    • @dantethespoon1087
      @dantethespoon1087 4 роки тому +9

      @Justin Pullin what?

    • @Bird_God_
      @Bird_God_ 4 роки тому +10

      Beth Mowforth I think he’s saying everyone else who can do it too

    • @caseynichols2863
      @caseynichols2863 4 роки тому +14

      How the heck can he do that he's good

  • @redangrybird7564
    @redangrybird7564 4 роки тому +520

    In my humble opinion, Achmed is the greatest character of Jeff Dunham.

    • @GoldRangerFanGirl35
      @GoldRangerFanGirl35 4 роки тому +19

      I totally agree with that 100%

    • @solidalexwolf
      @solidalexwolf 4 роки тому +32

      All his characters are phenomenal and outstanding, but Achmed just took the cake and made us fall in love with him

    • @lightsaberlordp373
      @lightsaberlordp373 4 роки тому +9

      @@GoldRangerFanGirl35 Definitely agree I love him and Dunham himself

    • @lifestreampatrolll4474
      @lifestreampatrolll4474 4 роки тому +11

      Peanut is the second best

    • @gizmoanimatez4918
      @gizmoanimatez4918 4 роки тому +3

      Him and peanuts close behind

  • @rangopistacho6928
    @rangopistacho6928 5 років тому +3209

    The fact as soon as he plays Arabian music his eyebrows go mad and slowly tilts his head with a angry expression is so hillarious it's like it's actually Alive

    • @ggananth
      @ggananth 3 роки тому +77

      It's Irish nusic

    • @GodOfGreed
      @GodOfGreed 3 роки тому +27

      @@ggananth no it's a southern melody

    • @profile2047
      @profile2047 3 роки тому +28

      Indian Sitar. Jeff Dunham fans for you.

    • @Matthew_Branagan
      @Matthew_Branagan 3 роки тому +17

      @@GodOfGreed dude it’s literally Irish music what are you on?

    • @Matthew_Branagan
      @Matthew_Branagan 3 роки тому +21

      @T-Jay Westall no no it’s Irish music didn’t you listen to Achmed?

  • @thecycleofstars
    @thecycleofstars 6 років тому +928

    "SILENCE, I'M NOT FINISHED,.. AND THIS IS A SAD SONG!"

    • @virgilsanders8912
      @virgilsanders8912 4 роки тому +12

      I read this at that part

    • @7DeadlySins13
      @7DeadlySins13 4 роки тому +8

      Dashing through the corn maze, with a big butcher knife. Going to Haddonfield to kill Laurie Strode. Oh wait wrong song I was singing Michael Myers’ Jingle Bells

  • @sparky666harrington7
    @sparky666harrington7 6 років тому +3143

    I forget that they are puppets and it’s Jeff Dunham doing all the talking 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gilleyestes7117
      @gilleyestes7117 5 років тому +104

      That is what makes him so good at what he does...when the puppets seem alive and not puppets, it is a great show. I've seen him live three times and am seeing him this summer in Dallas where he's filming his next special. So excited!

    • @clanso7887
      @clanso7887 5 років тому +8

      Hell yeah^^

    • @larrykerrigan5623
      @larrykerrigan5623 5 років тому +12

      that's because he's so dam good

    • @EricFletcher2005
      @EricFletcher2005 5 років тому +18

      GOSH I WONDER WHY?
      LOOK AT MY GIANT EARS! ;-;

    • @alaskanspartan89
      @alaskanspartan89 5 років тому +3

      And singing

  • @anne902
    @anne902 3 роки тому +513

    Even though this was 6 years ago, it’s still so funny 😂 The guitarist is phenomenal!!!!

    • @mattgerrish908
      @mattgerrish908 3 роки тому +14

      This special actually was filmed *13* years ago

    • @tadhowe2170
      @tadhowe2170 3 роки тому +11

      Well it’s Papa Gates Synyster Gates dad

    • @thebeststoryteller5874
      @thebeststoryteller5874 3 роки тому +5

      I know I miss guitar guy so much

    • @GK2o
      @GK2o 3 роки тому +3

      it was from 2008

    • @leehanson1416
      @leehanson1416 2 роки тому +2

      @@tadhowe2170 Brian Haner.

  • @Darius_03
    @Darius_03 6 років тому +4640

    I feel like Jeff is always playing a game of “lets see how long it takes me to make guitar guy laugh”

    • @stevehaller6332
      @stevehaller6332 6 років тому +149

      I do not see how Jeff Dunham keeps from cracking up on stage himself I would be laughing just triing the material

    • @faithamandajoshuarussell7622
      @faithamandajoshuarussell7622 6 років тому +46

      DaricDark true but it really doesn't take long for him to start laughing

    • @andrewamende3338
      @andrewamende3338 5 років тому +14

      @@stevehaller6332 trying*

    • @Brandon2940
      @Brandon2940 5 років тому +32

      The whole bot that lead up to 'poliosis' was gold 😂

    • @derekstronf1837
      @derekstronf1837 5 років тому +20

      That takes talent. And being able to keep a straight face

  • @jessecamiller3845
    @jessecamiller3845 4 роки тому +352

    I love Jeff’s facial expressions he somehow manages to look surprised so often it never fails to make me laugh

  • @cherrypup1788
    @cherrypup1788 5 років тому +1093

    I had the Jingle Bombs song as a ringtone and it went off in class and everyone just stared......

    • @cherrypup1788
      @cherrypup1788 5 років тому +74

      It was so embarrassing, luckily no one else in the class knew what is was about so I was mostly safe

    • @Khalid.ab41
      @Khalid.ab41 5 років тому +24

      Bring out the bombs

    • @masonskaggs7775
      @masonskaggs7775 5 років тому +17

      @@cherrypup1788 did u get in trouble

    • @cherrypup1788
      @cherrypup1788 5 років тому +31

      Mason Skaggs not really, everyone just stared at me and I turned it off and that was that

    • @masonskaggs7775
      @masonskaggs7775 5 років тому +4

      @@cherrypup1788 huh

  • @pratdesigns
    @pratdesigns Рік тому +96

    I can never listen to Jingle Bells the same way again! I kinda watch this every Christmas now!

  • @BaconWrappedCupcake
    @BaconWrappedCupcake 8 років тому +1349

    I feel like Jeff always plays a game of "Let's see how long it takes me to make Guitar Guy laugh." ♥♥

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon 8 років тому +47

      I have watched him live and thats pretty much the game they play

    • @michelleomara3928
      @michelleomara3928 8 років тому +1

      BaconWrappedCupcake yeah

    • @paulseltzer2421
      @paulseltzer2421 8 років тому +6

      Yeah that's just what he does

    • @TraceyDBaker
      @TraceyDBaker 8 років тому +12

      BaconWrappedCupcake. Watch this on the DVD for the full version and he says just that....clips on good, but don't come close to the full show from the night or on DVD....

    • @charleymccarthy4114
      @charleymccarthy4114 8 років тому +8

      He was funnier when he had Guitar Guy with him.

  • @melissawilliams496
    @melissawilliams496 5 років тому +169

    I love Brian Haner's reaction when he got done playing and and Achmed said , ' You racist bastard'. His reaction was priceless.

    • @nbuehster
      @nbuehster 5 років тому +6

      If Brian read your comment, he'd probably say "I'd like you to call me "Guitar Guy", if you don't mind!".

    • @NoahGray-my8sb
      @NoahGray-my8sb Рік тому

      TRUE

  • @crazyman7671
    @crazyman7671 4 роки тому +220

    I wish they still had the whole segment where Achmed talks about poliosis and has Brian "Guitar Guy" Haener in tears from laughing so hard.

    • @summerselman9581
      @summerselman9581 2 роки тому +4

      Ik this was 2yrs ago but the whole thing is on Tubi it's free

    • @azgypsy
      @azgypsy 2 роки тому +3

      That was a classic & my all time favorite!

  • @katrinawest5182
    @katrinawest5182 Рік тому +138

    "You racist bastard!"🤣🤣🤣
    "I hate Irish music."🤣🤣🤣

    • @IslaRoseAtkinson
      @IslaRoseAtkinson 9 місяців тому +4

      0:27

    • @ravenscarlettanis13
      @ravenscarlettanis13 8 місяців тому +4

      Bait and switch?

    • @flippy101mph9
      @flippy101mph9 6 місяців тому +3

      I remember when I was like 8 or so and I heard him say the for the first time I COULDN'T BREATH!!!!!
      Same with bubba j going ho Ho HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!

  • @millideevans7202
    @millideevans7202 8 років тому +645

    That poor guitar guy, he trying so hard to keep a straight face

  • @Vi0letR0gue
    @Vi0letR0gue 4 роки тому +602

    I sang this whole song in class once, accent and all
    The teacher wasnt impressed but the class was

    • @mattgerrish908
      @mattgerrish908 4 роки тому +31

      OMG you are a true American Hero!

    • @Vi0letR0gue
      @Vi0letR0gue 4 роки тому +40

      @@mattgerrish908 well I'm british but I'll take it 😄✌

    • @tomstaton1271
      @tomstaton1271 4 роки тому +16

      I got through checkpoint a but not through checkpoint b thats when I got shot in the ass by us millatary

    • @michaelzainey5781
      @michaelzainey5781 4 роки тому +23

      Your teacher has no sense of humor apparently.

    • @tylersmith3313
      @tylersmith3313 4 роки тому +1

      did you get in trouble for it by your teacher

  • @francesannetrotter8438
    @francesannetrotter8438 4 роки тому +415

    My boyfriend is irish so the joke about achmed having an Irish winer kills me with laughter

    • @frederikbregasi55
      @frederikbregasi55 3 роки тому +12

      I'm actually a girl and my Boyfriend is Irish too this cracks me the heck up too!!!! 😹😹😂😂!!!!

    • @cappuccinosnephew1382
      @cappuccinosnephew1382 3 роки тому +8

      RIP your boyfriend

    • @Zincver
      @Zincver 3 роки тому +4

      @@frederikbregasi55 so that was a fucking lie

    • @Savage_Gamer777
      @Savage_Gamer777 3 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @AzureMoebius22
      @AzureMoebius22 3 роки тому +11

      I'm half Irish so I have an excuse to make that joke.
      If I ever find a girlfriend...

  • @braedenreese5080
    @braedenreese5080 3 роки тому +104

    4:05 “It’s magically delicious!” I lost it! 😂

    • @natashastewart3902
      @natashastewart3902 8 місяців тому +2

      Too Funny 🤣

    • @TheSemiBilingualMinun
      @TheSemiBilingualMinun 7 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, I couldn't talk or even breathe without laughing for about the next 5 minutes after that. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryans.distelhorst3559
    @ryans.distelhorst3559 5 років тому +126

    As Christmas comes back, this Christmas classic must be heard once again!

    • @mushroomlover479
      @mushroomlover479 5 років тому +2

      Yes!

    • @harl3y-jay
      @harl3y-jay 5 років тому +1

      Yes

    • @davidzimmerman9633
      @davidzimmerman9633 5 років тому

      I DON'T LIKE IRISH 🐩👿👿👨‍🚀🥥🥑⚽️🎟🎁🎊🥈🥈🥉🥉🎁🥉

    • @davidzimmerman9633
      @davidzimmerman9633 5 років тому

      @@mushroomlover479 family +I is an important 8th 2AM fuwuyu ytrrty7t72y46 and 🎟🎟🎁🎟👿🐆🐫🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🐅🐺🐵🐺🐯

  • @BubbasMidwestKitchen
    @BubbasMidwestKitchen Рік тому +33

    14 years since this special. Damn, how time flies. I remember when it first came out. What I wouldn't give to go back to those simpler, happier times. But I come back to this song every so often to try and lift my spirits. Thanks for all the laughs, Jeff.

  • @dianamccutcheon9995
    @dianamccutcheon9995 2 роки тому +212

    I played this for my mom and she couldn't stop laughing, so when you know it's really funny when your mom can't stop laughing! And I laugh every time I play it!

    • @Kris10000
      @Kris10000 Рік тому +3

      I played this to Mormon misionaries. First they did not want to watch, then could not stop laughing.

  • @thespian3937
    @thespian3937 4 роки тому +302

    Guitar guy: *Dies Laughing*
    Achmed: I swear I didn't do it

  • @justwatch3833
    @justwatch3833 8 років тому +1032

    Jeff dunham you are the best I love your show
    I'm Muslim and all of my family watching you.....
    You are the legendary
    We love you

    • @atariq20
      @atariq20 8 років тому +7

      same

    • @aatube1232
      @aatube1232 8 років тому +11

      Plus achmed is not even Muslim, Jeff said it

    • @justwatch3833
      @justwatch3833 8 років тому +4

      +AA Tube I know that
      .......?

    • @nithinthomas5295
      @nithinthomas5295 8 років тому +1

      Of course, he'd say that. Getting blown up by a muslim *cough*, I meant a "retarded person", isn't in his bucket list

    • @angelphantomgamer260
      @angelphantomgamer260 8 років тому +1

      yo this guy is ofesive I'm irish

  • @adsterisk_8582
    @adsterisk_8582 6 років тому +378

    New tradition: play jingle bombs every christmas

    • @mushroomlover479
      @mushroomlover479 5 років тому +4

      Thats why im here lol

    • @Blue-jl1yq
      @Blue-jl1yq 5 років тому +7

      My family go through all his Christmas stuff every year 😂😂

    • @Alcor-wf8gc
      @Alcor-wf8gc 5 років тому +2

      Under the mistlefoe!

    • @janaker9709
      @janaker9709 4 роки тому

      Uncontainered

  • @randalhachami4115
    @randalhachami4115 5 років тому +1078

    As an Iraqi muslim, THIS IS HILARIOUS 😂 👌🏽

    • @joshuabrooks4907
      @joshuabrooks4907 5 років тому +108

      It's good to know that you have a sense of humor. I hope you have a great holiday, sir.

    • @owo748
      @owo748 4 роки тому +6

      Nice

    • @waterheaterservices
      @waterheaterservices 4 роки тому +19

      @Sheikh Every prophesy of the coming of Yeshua Messiah was fulfilled.

    • @CajunFyre92
      @CajunFyre92 4 роки тому +18

      Rand Alhachami I’m glad you weren’t offended. I get a laugh every time I hear it. Ramadan Kareem to you

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson 4 роки тому +7

      glad to know you also like it 😄

  • @stormycouper4346
    @stormycouper4346 2 роки тому +60

    I play this song every Christmas lol it’s like a holiday tradition 😂😂

  • @sanders4362
    @sanders4362 5 років тому +55

    This has become a tradition of mine to watch this on the day of the first snow in December, and no matter how many times I watch it it always brings a smile to my face

  • @-CS101-
    @-CS101- 8 років тому +500

    "YOU RACIST BASTARD" XD

  • @fredystheawesomeshow8301
    @fredystheawesomeshow8301 2 роки тому +229

    Is 2022 and this is still funny shit 😂

  • @crimsonmaelstrom573
    @crimsonmaelstrom573 2 роки тому +48

    When Achmed said his nuts keep falling off and Jeff and Guitar Guy were just like “wait…what?” Priceless😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @crudemonkey146
    @crudemonkey146 8 років тому +238

    I'm Irish and even I found that extremely funny

  • @southparkboyproductions6040
    @southparkboyproductions6040 5 років тому +3080

    I got through checkpoint A
    But not through checkpoint B
    That’s when I got shot in the butt by the U.S. military!

  • @BarberShave19
    @BarberShave19 5 років тому +119

    "You racist bastard!" Super funny when he says that.

    • @cenawolf9219
      @cenawolf9219 5 років тому +3

      Yeah it was funny when achmed said that

  • @Nunya_Bidnez
    @Nunya_Bidnez Рік тому +34

    When a puppet has a soul you know you did it right Jeff. Mega love to you and Merry Christmas

  • @subjectdelta4758
    @subjectdelta4758 7 років тому +829

    Jeff: that wasn't even close
    Achmed: **sarcasticly says** Oh I wonder why? Look at my giant ears **Angry look**" 😂😂😂

  • @minecraftmaster8788
    @minecraftmaster8788 8 років тому +130

    Accmed is one of the BEST charactors! Along with Peanut, and José.

    • @mattgerrish908
      @mattgerrish908 8 років тому +2

      School Simulator my favorite characters are Walter and Peanut. You can consider Jose part as well because him and Peanut are a packaged deal.

    • @strikezzexploits3467
      @strikezzexploits3467 8 років тому

      Mincraft Master!!!!

    • @sykevazer3235
      @sykevazer3235 8 років тому +1

      peanut is funniest. Jose is second Walter is 3rd and achmed 4

    • @kristopherbarker3282
      @kristopherbarker3282 8 років тому

      Mincraft Master!!!! Achmed, Walter, everyone else

    • @fairytailprincess85
      @fairytailprincess85 7 років тому

      Minecraft Master!!!! That's Jose jalapeno on a stick

  • @rainbowpegacornstudios
    @rainbowpegacornstudios 6 років тому +1264

    Achmed: I....used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off.
    (Jeff and Guitar guy look)
    Achmed: Stop looking, you perverts!!
    X'DDDD

  • @birdygirlstrainvideos4842
    @birdygirlstrainvideos4842 11 місяців тому +8

    This song never gets old,

  • @matthewprovince9778
    @matthewprovince9778 6 років тому +736

    "Oh, there's a blue moon. Now I can fart in a rainbow of colors."

    • @EricFletcher2005
      @EricFletcher2005 5 років тому +22

      ITS MAGICALLY DELICIOUS

    • @LindaKey
      @LindaKey 5 років тому +10

      @@EricFletcher2005 That is waaaaaayyyyyy to funny! I never laughed so hard at this!

  • @justwannawatchyoutubegeez2381
    @justwannawatchyoutubegeez2381 5 років тому +30

    God bless guitar guy and his wonderful happiness of being ok with being part of the jokes!

  • @jamiewillis8988
    @jamiewillis8988 5 років тому +136

    In case those of you who don't know, the guy playing guitar in this video is Brian Elwin Haner Sr aka Papa Gates who is the father of Avenged Sevenfold's lead guitarist Brian Elwin Haner Jr aka Synyster Gates

  • @sweetjoey2
    @sweetjoey2 2 роки тому +100

    ok jeff you know how funny you truly are when you try not to laugh while doing the jokes yourself

    • @AllyBubblesSpriggs
      @AllyBubblesSpriggs 2 роки тому +3

      He can't keep a straight face! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @christinaw9807
    @christinaw9807 6 років тому +94

    I love the look on the guitar guy's face.

  • @jacksullivan4741
    @jacksullivan4741 8 років тому +118

    I think I found my new favorite Christmas song

  • @andy2373
    @andy2373 6 років тому +559

    3:58 'I Have An Irish Weiner, It's Magically Delicious' Lmao...

  • @dan_roblox_boi6250
    @dan_roblox_boi6250 4 роки тому +133

    "I cant even eat lucky charms" Thats so funny!😂🤣

    • @thecaptain596
      @thecaptain596 4 роки тому +3

      They go right through me to

    • @lelet8601
      @lelet8601 4 роки тому +1

      Lucky Charms has always been my favorite cereal!!!!

  • @diivasue
    @diivasue 6 років тому +209

    "STOP looking you perverts" omg im dead

    • @nbuehster
      @nbuehster 6 років тому +1

      Sorry Achmed, but I just had to look.

    • @markcampos4862
      @markcampos4862 5 років тому

      Like him

    • @analiar3665
      @analiar3665 5 років тому

      Hun U LIMELIGHT TOO OMG I LOVE WDW TOO AHHHH IM FREAKIN OUT BRO

  • @Whitpusmc
    @Whitpusmc 6 років тому +64

    Saw these two in person and I’ve never laughed so hard..... he was actually working up this skit and gave us an encore with some of this and guitar guy hadn’t heard some of the jokes and his reaction was even funnier than the jokes.

  • @tannerhudgins217
    @tannerhudgins217 6 років тому +184

    This is a great Christmas song laughing my but off

  • @xanderwardwell-gaw7472
    @xanderwardwell-gaw7472 4 роки тому +28

    "Silence!! I'm not finished!! And this is a sad song!!"

  • @LchanOtakudom
    @LchanOtakudom 8 років тому +475

    He's looking for his Lucky Charms.
    They're over there, over there and up there.

    • @sterlingsilver3660
      @sterlingsilver3660 8 років тому +6

      XD

    • @nicolerobertson2654
      @nicolerobertson2654 8 років тому +4

      Laura B OMG!!! 😂😂😂

    • @crazyworm4419
      @crazyworm4419 8 років тому +3

      XDDDDDD

    • @CanadianHeretic
      @CanadianHeretic 8 років тому +7

      Laura B and way over there staining the wall

    • @teresapack345
      @teresapack345 6 років тому

      Laura B 😀😀😀😀😀😀🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

  • @nicholasgezovich3044
    @nicholasgezovich3044 8 років тому +31

    I can watch Achmed and Jeff Dunham all day long

  • @TheSuburban15
    @TheSuburban15 9 років тому +130

    Even funnier when "guitar guy" can't keep a straight face.

  • @marilynweaver9313
    @marilynweaver9313 3 роки тому +12

    you make the puppets seem so real and it is amazing to watch people talk to them like they are real people it is a tribute to your ability and great talent

  • @VLoveTarot
    @VLoveTarot 7 років тому +802

    This was HILARIOUS!! Thank you for the chuckle. Look at those eyes Achmed has. ;) I reacted to this thanks to loyals subscribers and patrons. :) p.s. Achmed is my favorite puppet of yours. :)

  • @CreamSupreme444
    @CreamSupreme444 5 років тому +79

    This entire part belongs in the top three Achmed acts.

  • @oliverheld5372
    @oliverheld5372 Рік тому +13

    Achmed ist einfach die beste Figur ich krieg jedes mal ein lachflasch

  • @adetteyoumans2522
    @adetteyoumans2522 Рік тому +8

    I just love Achmed! Angry expression on his face is hilarious, I almost forgot he's a puppet. Like watching a real person! Guitar guy is great, trying to control from laughing. JEFF FA FA is a genius, the best ventriloquist! God bless you 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼💖💖💖

  • @madkittyjoey70
    @madkittyjoey70 2 роки тому +10

    Loved Achmed's reaction when the guitar plays Irish music!

  • @Overlord0011
    @Overlord0011 8 років тому +173

    Oh, I wish they'd bring Guitar Guy back for a routine.

    • @Lolfungreg
      @Lolfungreg 8 років тому +2

      Achmed made him tone-deaf

    • @TheSteamLord
      @TheSteamLord 8 років тому

      He did do the theme for Controlled Chaos.

    • @jukebox_draws
      @jukebox_draws 8 років тому

      Yeeeeeeeesssssss

    • @oliivagroft5975
      @oliivagroft5975 8 років тому

      Yea that would be really cool and awesome

    • @dannygorman3456
      @dannygorman3456 8 років тому +1

      the guitar guys is synaster gates dad

  • @someguynamedbreadsheeran540
    @someguynamedbreadsheeran540 5 років тому +113

    I come back for his Iraq Christmas every December

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 5 років тому +3

      Awesome, this is the first time I've seen this. Might have to make it part of *my* Christmas tradition lol

    • @skeletor_4780
      @skeletor_4780 4 роки тому +2

      CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL

  • @kyleknight8267
    @kyleknight8267 Рік тому +57

    This is the part where Jeff makes up random crap to make guitar guy laugh

  • @guyontheinternet5815
    @guyontheinternet5815 5 років тому +321

    "Dashing Through The Sand, With a Bomb Strapped to my Back, I Have a Nasty Plan for Christmas is Iraq.
    I Got Through Checkpoint A, But Not Through Checkpoint B, And Thats When I Got Shot in The Ass by the U.S Military OH Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs Mine Blew Up, You See, Where Are All The Virgins That Bin Laden Promised Me OH Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs Your Soldier Shot me Dead, The Only Thing I Have Left is This Towel Upon My Head. I Used to be a Man But Everytime I Cough, Thanks to Uncle Sam, My Nuts Keep Falling Off. My Bombing Days Are Done, I Need to Find Some Work Perhaps it Would be Much Safer as a Convenience Store Night Clerk OH Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs I Think That I Got Screwed Don't Laugh at Me Because I'm Dead or I Kiiil Yooooooooooou!" -Achmed 2015

  • @UndoEverything
    @UndoEverything 4 роки тому +78

    "Achmed" is most famous character by Jeff.

    • @howlandboyshavingfun745
      @howlandboyshavingfun745 3 роки тому +2

      No that’s peanut

    • @cavscout7366
      @cavscout7366 3 роки тому +3

      I remember when he came to Richmond Virginia and was doing his testing out of the 'new' character he had on stage. It was Achmed. Being prior military, I was laughing the entire skit.

    • @Truth72500
      @Truth72500 3 роки тому

      @@howlandboyshavingfun745 that's the worse

  • @matthewa.6115
    @matthewa.6115 8 років тому +73

    Nothing funnier than watching a comedian laugh at his own jokes cus they are that funny

  • @joshuajohnson2216
    @joshuajohnson2216 4 роки тому +47

    That "STOP LOOKING YOU PERVERTS!!!!" gets me everytime.😛

  • @itoteuziss
    @itoteuziss 5 років тому +144

    The only artist that Eminem can’t destroy

  • @angelroberts7079
    @angelroberts7079 5 років тому +17

    Mad props to Jeff Dunham for not cracking up through all his performances

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 5 років тому +1

      Its almost like he's been doing this for years.

  • @heatherbushman3378
    @heatherbushman3378 4 роки тому +10

    In these lousy times can't we just appreciate that Jeff makes us feel better for a bit.

  • @garybice7134
    @garybice7134 Рік тому +8

    I think this set with achmed was the best one that he ever did. I'm a little bit Irish and that woman in the audience was laughing. Her head off this was really the best written that he ever has done

  • @arleenfackina2142
    @arleenfackina2142 8 років тому +9

    I love this song. Wish Jeff would run the song through twice and get the audience to sing along...This makes my holiday season along with Roadkill Christmas...Thanks Jeff and Brian.

  • @afparka1229
    @afparka1229 7 років тому +189

    The part before this is hilarious, he talks about having scoliosis, guitar guy loses it

    • @kiritoswords6479
      @kiritoswords6479 6 років тому +10

      Poliosis

    • @Lady-Kanerasoka
      @Lady-Kanerasoka 6 років тому +15

      AFParka12 that was poliosis. Seeing Guitar Guy trying so hard not to laugh, then seeing Jeff trying not to laugh because Guitar Guy’s trying not to laugh and he screws up big time, that’s just fricking hysterical! I almost die laughing every single time I see that clip. Plus, seeing someone trying not to laugh only makes it worse LOL

    • @connieweisman4497
      @connieweisman4497 6 років тому

      Guitar guy looks like he is about the pee his pants....makes me laugh so hard I have tears running down my face.

    • @TheCipita
      @TheCipita 5 років тому +2

      Any link?

    • @toddm7367
      @toddm7367 5 років тому +1

      Well anyone with Poliosis.

  • @alastorfangurl2175
    @alastorfangurl2175 6 років тому +43

    Achmed: "I'm looking for me lucky charms!"
    Me: I'm dying! XD 😂😂

    • @michellehiggins7280
      @michellehiggins7280 3 роки тому +2

      ACHMED: THEY GO RIGHT THROUGH ME TO BUT THE X HURT. OW POP OW. ITS LIKE IM FARTING IN A RAINBOW OF COLOURS. OH LOOK THERES A BLUE MOON. LMAO

  • @nenblom
    @nenblom 27 днів тому +2

    His angry expressions are CLASSIC!! 😂😂

    • @Jeff25498Dunham
      @Jeff25498Dunham 23 дні тому

      Thanks dear I really appreciate you did you get your attend my shows

  • @sanders4362
    @sanders4362 7 років тому +5

    I watch this every year at Christmas time and it never gets old!!!

  • @DracosDragoness
    @DracosDragoness 8 місяців тому +6

    This thing is catchy and funny at the same time.

  • @jamesbeaumont1627
    @jamesbeaumont1627 5 років тому +48

    My favourite part
    “ITS MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!”

  • @davewilson4058
    @davewilson4058 4 роки тому +12

    I have just discovered the Achmed clips and I must admit to finding them absolutely brilliant. Anyone who can make humour out of fanaticism and making me laugh all the way through is a genius. Well done to the Ventriloquist bringing a Dead Terrorist to (LIFE?)

  • @haleypierce6635
    @haleypierce6635 8 років тому +60

    Jeff Dunham you are so damn hilarious I love how u make me and about a billion other people laugh their a$$ off!!!!!! u funny man

  • @imagxdragonfirex7638
    @imagxdragonfirex7638 9 років тому +71

    "and I have an Irish weener
    it's magically delicious!!!"
    omfg

    • @derpythecookieplaysmc7460
      @derpythecookieplaysmc7460 9 років тому

      +iMaGxDRAGONFIREx
      AND DEEZ IRISH NUTS

    • @tylercattanach8991
      @tylercattanach8991 9 років тому +3

      funny as fuck if u are not looking forward to Christmas. after this anything will make you laugh, and more. I can watch forever and always have a smile on my face. amazing xxx

    • @EdEddnEddyonline1
      @EdEddnEddyonline1 9 років тому +1

      Still funny in 2016

    • @sandracote1848
      @sandracote1848 9 років тому

      +Tyler Cattanach I wath this every yeararound Christmas day and New Years.

  • @HVoltage152
    @HVoltage152 8 років тому +115

    "I know you think you're so cool, guitar guy, but believe me, in Guitar Hero? I KICK your ASS!"
    *Crazy shredding solo*
    "... Okay maybe in Halo."

    • @a.nonnymouse7655
      @a.nonnymouse7655 6 років тому

      when did that happen?

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 6 років тому +1

      A.Nonny Mouse
      In a different one, same guys and similar show but slightly different

    • @howardvanderhoff9596
      @howardvanderhoff9596 6 років тому

      That's the gutair player from avenge sevenfold

  • @CodyHomes
    @CodyHomes 26 днів тому +2

    My grandpa and I had enough of countless hours of news every day for a month straight. So, this is how we're starting our earlier than ever Christmas season celebration begaing.

  • @makennakin4113
    @makennakin4113 9 років тому +47

    I actually sang this at school and a lot of my friends joined in XD

    • @beverlypollack1745
      @beverlypollack1745 8 років тому

      +Makenna Kirkham I'm having very minor surgery next week and if they make me wait too long I'm going to sing this. And I want a hippotumus for Christmas and maybe a chorus of Monster Mash.

    • @makennakin4113
      @makennakin4113 8 років тому

      Beverly Pollack XD ok, no you should sing why are we waiting but change it a little just look it up..... and good luck the surgery, I've never been to a hospital or anything along that line but I can imagine it must be scary.

    • @makennakin4113
      @makennakin4113 8 років тому

      XD lol

    • @armistice9670
      @armistice9670 8 років тому

      It isn't that bad I had an operation before Christmas (still recovering) and trust me u don't feel anything just a little STABBY when they drug you/put you to sleep

    • @frostbite7435
      @frostbite7435 8 років тому

      wish i was at your school

  • @Nova-qi7cq
    @Nova-qi7cq 5 років тому +709

    Who is still watching this in 2019😂

  • @FrehleyFan3988
    @FrehleyFan3988 5 років тому +42

    U have a note for me guitar guy?🎵🎵🎵 OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH OOOOOOOOOHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

  • @Abbadon2407
    @Abbadon2407 3 роки тому +54

    And now we play a game called "let's make Guitar Guy laugh so hard he cannot breath in front of the audience."

  • @ourseason9375
    @ourseason9375 8 років тому +476

    My teacher showed my class this.

  • @mistypaws6158
    @mistypaws6158 6 років тому +11

    “Stop looking, you perverts!!” Can’t stop laughing.

  • @MrScotty1011
    @MrScotty1011 5 років тому +33

    Jeff: Can we have the note again? Achmed: good, I didn't hear it the first time.

  • @gabbylemii3884
    @gabbylemii3884 3 роки тому +4

    I just wanna say, this whole thing is golden, legit
    I just wanna appreciate the guitar guy- he’s SO good!

  • @randomcosplay6389
    @randomcosplay6389 4 роки тому +10

    Achmed is my spirit animal. He says all the things I can’t say out loud. Lol

  • @LindaKey
    @LindaKey 5 років тому +6

    Love this video and how he embarrasses the ladies in the front row! This has to be my favourite of all clips in the Christmas Special.

  • @unionexangelhyporethormgrl6095

    I watch this around every Christmas as a ritual 🤣🤣

  • @morgan-tp6gz
    @morgan-tp6gz 4 роки тому +14

    At 2:49 "That's when i got shot in the ass٫ by the "U.S." Milatairy"!!!!!!👏😅😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Diannam72
    @Diannam72 6 років тому +4

    This is my favorite song ever!!! I could listen to this over and over and over again. I wished it was longer

  • @mariekes4472
    @mariekes4472 8 років тому +11

    ireally like this so much. every year since i found Jeff, i will watch the christmas movie and those videos

  • @halleeballeee479
    @halleeballeee479 6 років тому +36

    “I have an Irish weiner, it’s magically delicious!” I AM CRYING I CANNOT BREATHE

  • @codyrafferty9170
    @codyrafferty9170 2 роки тому +3

    4:05 IT'S MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆😆🤣😆🤣😆😆🤣😆😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆😆😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣🤣😆🤣🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆😆🤣😆🤣🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣🤣😆😆🤣🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣🤣😆🤣🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆😆🤣😆🤣😆😆🤣😆🤣😆😆🤣😆😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆😆😆🤣😆🤣😆😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆😆🤣😆😆🤣😆🤣😆😆😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆😆🤣😆😆😆🤣😆😆🤣😆😆😆😆🤣😆🤣😆😆😆🤣😆😆😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆😆😆