"Achmed The Dead Terrorist: Jingle Bombs" | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2015
- Achmed gives us an "interesting" rendition of the Christmas classic, Jingle Bells, in this clip from my 2008 special "Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special." Enjoy!
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Can we just appreciate that Jeff can sing?!?
Jonathan Sanchez without moving his lips too.
heheheh 69 likes
EDIT : Not Anymore
@Justin Pullin what?
Beth Mowforth I think he’s saying everyone else who can do it too
How the heck can he do that he's good
I usually hate when comedians laugh at their own jokes. But watching Jeff try and keep a straight face is priceless!
@Steven Pacella-Gordon that's why it's an opinion. No need for name calling either. By the way it's just Stupidest. Most stupidest is just bad grammar. I feel comedians who laugh at their own jokes usually aren't that funny and use it to make the audience laugh at a joke that didn't land. This is an exception because Jeff is laughing because of how much fun the audience is having.
Ikr
Disturbed Pyro, by the way, it’s their not there.
@@nathanvanek6479 it figures, the one time i don't use proper grammar, is the time I'm correcting someone on their's!😂😂
@Steven Pacella-Gordon oh wow! What a comeback! I don't think I'll ever recover from that! Moron!
I love how guitar guy tries so hard to keep a straight face and Jeff keeps trying to get him to laugh and break character
Yes; too funny!
"You racist bastard!"🤣🤣🤣
"I hate Irish music."🤣🤣🤣
0:27
Bait and switch?
I remember when I was like 8 or so and I heard him say the for the first time I COULDN'T BREATH!!!!!
Same with bubba j going ho Ho HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!
The fact as soon as he plays Arabian music his eyebrows go mad and slowly tilts his head with a angry expression is so hillarious it's like it's actually Alive
It's Irish nusic
@@ggananth no it's a southern melody
Indian Sitar. Jeff Dunham fans for you.
@@GodOfGreed dude it’s literally Irish music what are you on?
@T-Jay Westall no no it’s Irish music didn’t you listen to Achmed?
"SILENCE, I'M NOT FINISHED,.. AND THIS IS A SAD SONG!"
I read this at that part
Dashing through the corn maze, with a big butcher knife. Going to Haddonfield to kill Laurie Strode. Oh wait wrong song I was singing Michael Myers’ Jingle Bells
Guitar guy: *Dies Laughing*
Achmed: I swear I didn't do it
To my humble taste, Achmed is the greatest character of Jeff Dunham.
I totally agree with that 100%
All his characters are phenomenal and outstanding, but Achmed just took the cake and made us fall in love with him
@@GoldRangerFanGirl35 Definitely agree I love him and Dunham himself
Peanut is the second best
Him and peanuts close behind
I forget that they are puppets and it’s Jeff Dunham doing all the talking 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is what makes him so good at what he does...when the puppets seem alive and not puppets, it is a great show. I've seen him live three times and am seeing him this summer in Dallas where he's filming his next special. So excited!
Hell yeah^^
that's because he's so dam good
GOSH I WONDER WHY?
LOOK AT MY GIANT EARS! ;-;
And singing
I feel like Jeff is always playing a game of “lets see how long it takes me to make guitar guy laugh”
I do not see how Jeff Dunham keeps from cracking up on stage himself I would be laughing just triing the material
DaricDark true but it really doesn't take long for him to start laughing
@@stevehaller6332 trying*
The whole bot that lead up to 'poliosis' was gold 😂
That takes talent. And being able to keep a straight face
Even though this was 6 years ago, it’s still so funny 😂 The guitarist is phenomenal!!!!
This special actually was filmed *13* years ago
Well it’s Papa Gates Synyster Gates dad
I know I miss guitar guy so much
it was from 2008
@@tadhowe2170 Brian Haner.
I love Jeff’s facial expressions he somehow manages to look surprised so often it never fails to make me laugh
Happens. Happens. Very. Very. Hi. Yes. Goodness. Goodness
@@stevenhosea4849 2:29
I think he's close to d.i.d.
I had the Jingle Bombs song as a ringtone and it went off in class and everyone just stared......
It was so embarrassing, luckily no one else in the class knew what is was about so I was mostly safe
Bring out the bombs
@@cherrypup1788 did u get in trouble
Mason Skaggs not really, everyone just stared at me and I turned it off and that was that
@@cherrypup1788 huh
New tradition: play jingle bombs every christmas
Thats why im here lol
My family go through all his Christmas stuff every year 😂😂
Under the mistlefoe!
Uncontainered
I sang this whole song in class once, accent and all
The teacher wasnt impressed but the class was
OMG you are a true American Hero!
@@mattgerrish908 well I'm british but I'll take it 😄✌
I got through checkpoint a but not through checkpoint b thats when I got shot in the ass by us millatary
Your teacher has no sense of humor apparently.
did you get in trouble for it by your teacher
I can never listen to Jingle Bells the same way again! I kinda watch this every Christmas now!
You mean jingle bombs?
That poor guitar guy, he trying so hard to keep a straight face
+Millide Evans That's Brian Haner the father of Avenged Sevenfold's Syn Gates
I know right.....
Millide Evans straight face 😐😂 yeah right
Ok
L
I feel like Jeff always plays a game of "Let's see how long it takes me to make Guitar Guy laugh." ♥♥
I have watched him live and thats pretty much the game they play
BaconWrappedCupcake yeah
Yeah that's just what he does
BaconWrappedCupcake. Watch this on the DVD for the full version and he says just that....clips on good, but don't come close to the full show from the night or on DVD....
He was funnier when he had Guitar Guy with him.
As an Iraqi muslim, THIS IS HILARIOUS 😂 👌🏽
It's good to know that you have a sense of humor. I hope you have a great holiday, sir.
Nice
@Sheikh Every prophesy of the coming of Yeshua Messiah was fulfilled.
Rand Alhachami I’m glad you weren’t offended. I get a laugh every time I hear it. Ramadan Kareem to you
glad to know you also like it 😄
4:05 “It’s magically delicious!” I lost it! 😂
Too Funny 🤣
Yeah, I couldn't talk or even breathe without laughing for about the next 5 minutes after that. 🤣🤣🤣
I wish they still had the whole segment where Achmed talks about poliosis and has Brian "Guitar Guy" Haener in tears from laughing so hard.
Ik this was 2yrs ago but the whole thing is on Tubi it's free
That was a classic & my all time favorite!
I love Brian Haner's reaction when he got done playing and and Achmed said , ' You racist bastard'. His reaction was priceless.
If Brian read your comment, he'd probably say "I'd like you to call me "Guitar Guy", if you don't mind!".
TRUE
My boyfriend is irish so the joke about achmed having an Irish winer kills me with laughter
I'm actually a girl and my Boyfriend is Irish too this cracks me the heck up too!!!! 😹😹😂😂!!!!
RIP your boyfriend
@@frederikbregasi55 so that was a fucking lie
😂
I'm half Irish so I have an excuse to make that joke.
If I ever find a girlfriend...
Is 2022 and this is still funny shit 😂
YES!!!! BEST PART OF CHRISTMAS!!!! 🎄🎁🎅
I know right!! 😂😂
watched with my dad
I watch it at least once every december
2023 now
I played this for my mom and she couldn't stop laughing, so when you know it's really funny when your mom can't stop laughing! And I laugh every time I play it!
I played this to Mormon misionaries. First they did not want to watch, then could not stop laughing.
Even funnier when "guitar guy" can't keep a straight face.
I love it when Jeff looks over at him and starts laughing.
Kaylyn Owens
funny
Ik
jeff has to catch him self to from laughing
When Achmed said his nuts keep falling off and Jeff and Guitar Guy were just like “wait…what?” Priceless😂😂😂😂😂😂
I play this song every Christmas lol it’s like a holiday tradition 😂😂
That moment you realize Achmed is a guard in Skyrim. "I used to be a terrorist, then I took a bullet to the ass."
Brian Sanders OMG
Brian Sanders actually that reminded me of Forest Gump in Vietnam
No He's A Diamond City Security Gaurd From Fallout 4 "Yeah It's True, Got Shot In The Ass Last Year, Long Story"
"Oh, there's a blue moon. Now I can fart in a rainbow of colors."
ITS MAGICALLY DELICIOUS
@@EricFletcher2005 That is waaaaaayyyyyy to funny! I never laughed so hard at this!
14 years since this special. Damn, how time flies. I remember when it first came out. What I wouldn't give to go back to those simpler, happier times. But I come back to this song every so often to try and lift my spirits. Thanks for all the laughs, Jeff.
"I cant even eat lucky charms" Thats so funny!😂🤣
They go right through me to
Lucky Charms has always been my favorite cereal!!!!
"YOU RACIST BASTARD" XD
im fucking irish...
lol
The Minecraft Bro im sorry you get offended its just comedey though I'm Mexican but I don't get offended by Jose jalapeño he's like my favorite one
Irish Christmas song
Gets me every time
"You racist bastard!" Super funny when he says that.
Yeah it was funny when achmed said that
0:16 I'm fkn dying in laughter here😂
As Christmas comes back, this Christmas classic must be heard once again!
Yes!
Yes
I DON'T LIKE IRISH 🐩👿👿👨🚀🥥🥑⚽️🎟🎁🎊🥈🥈🥉🥉🎁🥉
@@mushroomlover479 family +I is an important 8th 2AM fuwuyu ytrrty7t72y46 and 🎟🎟🎁🎟👿🐆🐫🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🐅🐺🐵🐺🐯
Jeff dunham you are the best I love your show
I'm Muslim and all of my family watching you.....
You are the legendary
We love you
same
Plus achmed is not even Muslim, Jeff said it
+AA Tube I know that
.......?
Of course, he'd say that. Getting blown up by a muslim *cough*, I meant a "retarded person", isn't in his bucket list
yo this guy is ofesive I'm irish
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That’s when I got shot in the butt by the U.S. military!
CS go in nutshell
@@danny90099 Lmao so true
*ass
TrollsandBFDIFanatic 2004 SILENCE!! I’m not finished!
@@starhunter2770 "And this is a sad song!"
ok jeff you know how funny you truly are when you try not to laugh while doing the jokes yourself
He can't keep a straight face! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Silence!! I'm not finished!! And this is a sad song!!"
"STOP looking you perverts" omg im dead
Sorry Achmed, but I just had to look.
Like him
Hun U LIMELIGHT TOO OMG I LOVE WDW TOO AHHHH IM FREAKIN OUT BRO
Jeff: that wasn't even close
Achmed: **sarcasticly says** Oh I wonder why? Look at my giant ears **Angry look**" 😂😂😂
Cat Hot
Every look of his is *angry*
Subject Delta 😂😂😂😂
I know right 😂😂😂
This song never gets old,
This is the part where Jeff makes up random crap to make guitar guy laugh
I'm Irish and even I found that extremely funny
Crude monkey 14 same even I laughed at its magically delicious and aigh minora
Can third on that one
RIP "I have an Irish Weiner"
Achmed: I....used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off.
(Jeff and Guitar guy look)
Achmed: Stop looking, you perverts!!
X'DDDD
Youuu can loook, bu-donk-donk chiiick
This is my favourite part
xD
That has got to be the best part of his song!
@@LindaKey the bu donk a dunk chick or uncle sam
When a puppet has a soul you know you did it right Jeff. Mega love to you and Merry Christmas
"Achmed" is most famous character by Jeff.
No that’s peanut
I remember when he came to Richmond Virginia and was doing his testing out of the 'new' character he had on stage. It was Achmed. Being prior military, I was laughing the entire skit.
@@howlandboyshavingfun745 that's the worse
3:58 'I Have An Irish Weiner, It's Magically Delicious' Lmao...
Sergeant Howard
😂😂😂😂 I never eat Lucky Charms again
that killed me! XD
Very funny
i dont get it
i could not stop laughing when he said that
The only artist that Eminem can’t destroy
He can not destroy him because he is a puppet
Literally
@@kathrynnpetersen8876 you can destroy puppets tho
Sorry my bad
That "STOP LOOKING YOU PERVERTS!!!!" gets me everytime.😛
This has become a tradition of mine to watch this on the day of the first snow in December, and no matter how many times I watch it it always brings a smile to my face
He's looking for his Lucky Charms.
They're over there, over there and up there.
XD
Laura B OMG!!! 😂😂😂
XDDDDDD
Laura B and way over there staining the wall
Laura B 😀😀😀😀😀😀🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇
I think I found my new favorite Christmas song
Jack Sullivan agree I some how find myself coming back to this video
Agreed
At 2:49 "That's when i got shot in the ass٫ by the "U.S." Milatairy"!!!!!!👏😅😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:44
And now we play a game called "let's make Guitar Guy laugh so hard he cannot breath in front of the audience."
Who is still watching this in 2019😂
me
@@kidscorrigan436 Do you like Jeff Dunham.
Hey i subscribed to your videos.☺
@@Nova-qi7cq thanks buddy
@@kidscorrigan436 No problem.
Accmed is one of the BEST charactors! Along with Peanut, and José.
School Simulator my favorite characters are Walter and Peanut. You can consider Jose part as well because him and Peanut are a packaged deal.
Mincraft Master!!!!
peanut is funniest. Jose is second Walter is 3rd and achmed 4
Mincraft Master!!!! Achmed, Walter, everyone else
Minecraft Master!!!! That's Jose jalapeno on a stick
Achmed ist einfach die beste Figur ich krieg jedes mal ein lachflasch
I love this part 😂😂😂 0:21
I love the look on the guitar guy's face.
ikr and he's like keep a straight face
“Stop looking, you perverts!!” Can’t stop laughing.
Still here and still listening after 10 yrs
Loved Achmed's reaction when the guitar plays Irish music!
In case those of you who don't know, the guy playing guitar in this video is Brian Elwin Haner Sr aka Papa Gates who is the father of Avenged Sevenfold's lead guitarist Brian Elwin Haner Jr aka Synyster Gates
I knew it!
I knew it was him
Knew it hahaha was waiting for this comment
Huh?
I feel so bad that all these years I never knew that!
Guitar guy looks like he's about die laughing
Actually i think it's fake laughing. It's too much and just looks fake to me.
Gülbeyaz Telli You'd be wrong.
+Seth Clark It's Brian Haner, Synyster Gates' father =D
+Laura Hörlle synyster of a7x. Omg
All these years later and I still sing this song
Don’t worry Achmed, I can’t find a note either and I’m a competitive singer😂😂😂
"Dashing Through The Sand, With a Bomb Strapped to my Back, I Have a Nasty Plan for Christmas is Iraq.
I Got Through Checkpoint A, But Not Through Checkpoint B, And Thats When I Got Shot in The Ass by the U.S Military OH Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs Mine Blew Up, You See, Where Are All The Virgins That Bin Laden Promised Me OH Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs Your Soldier Shot me Dead, The Only Thing I Have Left is This Towel Upon My Head. I Used to be a Man But Everytime I Cough, Thanks to Uncle Sam, My Nuts Keep Falling Off. My Bombing Days Are Done, I Need to Find Some Work Perhaps it Would be Much Safer as a Convenience Store Night Clerk OH Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs I Think That I Got Screwed Don't Laugh at Me Because I'm Dead or I Kiiil Yooooooooooou!" -Achmed 2015
Christmas in Irac.
Oldies
Nice
Stop looking you perverts! 😂
@@blueberryboy4313 its magically delious😂
Saw these two in person and I’ve never laughed so hard..... he was actually working up this skit and gave us an encore with some of this and guitar guy hadn’t heard some of the jokes and his reaction was even funnier than the jokes.
I watch this around every Christmas as a ritual 🤣🤣
This thing is catchy and funny at the same time.
I come back for his Iraq Christmas every December
Awesome, this is the first time I've seen this. Might have to make it part of *my* Christmas tradition lol
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This entire part belongs in the top three Achmed acts.
Brian Haner. Father of Avenged Sevenfold's lead guitarist.
When I found out he was Synyster Gates' dad, I flipped SHIT.
Wait. WHAT!?
Really?? I love that band..!
So he's Papa Gates? Wow
Achmed is my spirit animal. He says all the things I can’t say out loud. Lol
Oh, I wish they'd bring Guitar Guy back for a routine.
Achmed made him tone-deaf
He did do the theme for Controlled Chaos.
Yeeeeeeeesssssss
Yea that would be really cool and awesome
the guitar guys is synaster gates dad
"and I have an Irish weener
it's magically delicious!!!"
omfg
+iMaGxDRAGONFIREx
AND DEEZ IRISH NUTS
funny as fuck if u are not looking forward to Christmas. after this anything will make you laugh, and more. I can watch forever and always have a smile on my face. amazing xxx
Still funny in 2016
+Tyler Cattanach I wath this every yeararound Christmas day and New Years.
you make the puppets seem so real and it is amazing to watch people talk to them like they are real people it is a tribute to your ability and great talent
Hi Marilym
0:15. As a guitar player, I kinda want to learn that lick
Pretty cool to me honestly lol
I didn't know you could do that with the guitar. I know the sitar could. This is awesome!
My favourite part
“ITS MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!”
Achmed: "I'm looking for me lucky charms!"
Me: I'm dying! XD 😂😂
ACHMED: THEY GO RIGHT THROUGH ME TO BUT THE X HURT. OW POP OW. ITS LIKE IM FARTING IN A RAINBOW OF COLOURS. OH LOOK THERES A BLUE MOON. LMAO
SILENCE, I'm not finished!
Hahaha this guy is really hilarious
Achmned: "And I have an Irish weener. IT'S MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! "
me : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMFAO!
This is a great Christmas song laughing my but off
Funny as hell
Trent Davis I agree
@GearsofPizza83 I agree 😂
I actually sang this at school and a lot of my friends joined in XD
+Makenna Kirkham I'm having very minor surgery next week and if they make me wait too long I'm going to sing this. And I want a hippotumus for Christmas and maybe a chorus of Monster Mash.
Beverly Pollack XD ok, no you should sing why are we waiting but change it a little just look it up..... and good luck the surgery, I've never been to a hospital or anything along that line but I can imagine it must be scary.
XD lol
It isn't that bad I had an operation before Christmas (still recovering) and trust me u don't feel anything just a little STABBY when they drug you/put you to sleep
wish i was at your school
Comedy is not dead, it's undead
Now I'm always humming "Jingle bombs."
I'm Muslim but I don't give an F, I like it because it is hilarious!!!!! 😂😂😂😂👌👍💀
more muslims should be like you. good job taking a joke.
Jackson Tutt more people in general. Nobody knows how to take a joke anymore.
Nono Jawabira same
Jackson Tutt kinda agree with you. but not really. cuz some people just are not like that
I'm a Muslim as well and i love Achmed.
“I have an Irish weiner, it’s magically delicious!” I AM CRYING I CANNOT BREATHE
This song will never get old
In these lousy times can't we just appreciate that Jeff makes us feel better for a bit.
Nothing funnier than watching a comedian laugh at his own jokes cus they are that funny
My teacher showed my class this.
Tiana Gdragon you have the the best teacher ever
Hey GD!!! x3
Tiana Gdragon my teacher showed my class the fitnessgram pacer test.
Tiana Gdragon ha
Tiana Gdragon they showed me this Thursday in class
I just love Achmed! Angry expression on his face is hilarious, I almost forgot he's a puppet. Like watching a real person! Guitar guy is great, trying to control from laughing. JEFF FA FA is a genius, the best ventriloquist! God bless you 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼💖💖💖
Wish we could go back to this time. A time where we can call a spade a spade instead of kissing the asses of the enemy
I can watch Achmed and Jeff Dunham all day long
God bless guitar guy and his wonderful happiness of being ok with being part of the jokes!
I think this set with achmed was the best one that he ever did. I'm a little bit Irish and that woman in the audience was laughing. Her head off this was really the best written that he ever has done
2022: My favourite part of Christmas every year!!!! 🎄🎁🎅