"He kills you when you're sleeping He chokes you when you wake He knows if you're Catholic or Jewish So denounce your infinite faith" ~Terror Claus I have had that song in my head for a year now. Achmed is right, that's catchy.
Jeff is D greatest. He has to carefully place Achmed and all them dolls use his hand to move their posture and facial moods, at the same time talk to dolls and answer them.. WOW!!! That is multitasking.
Achmed:I had a dog with no legs*voice goes deep*ask me again Me:Jeff don't say anything XD Jeff:What'd you call him Me:U FOOL Achmed:*sad voice*I didn't call him anything cuz he could never come Me:Oh ok nevermind no need to hide we are safe XD
1:14 lol!! My dad saw this show and like a month ago I said "knock knock" he said "who is it?" I said "me! Hahahahaha" and then he said "my parents told me that when someone says knock knock, you shut the f***k up AND HIDE!!!!" And then I saw this video and I was like :0! Ps I subbed, and now I luv Jef fa faa dun haaaam!!
Achmed is my favourite since day 1. He is the only one I love watching. He's more fun to watch than the others. [My view in perspective so don't argue with me]
Peanut is my favorite, but after Ach-pleghm tells the "lame" sorry, dog joke, when he says, "Seriously" twice and then says, "Ask me again", I was laughing so hard, I hurt myself, but it's all good!! Jeff is a fantastic "straight man"to his puppets!
It's official, Achmed is my new favorite.
yass same kueen
Achmed is my favorite too!
Laura B same he is so funny HahahahahahahahahahHahahahHahah☺😊😀😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean.... it is the main character of the show.
Standartenführer Jochen Peiper I think it is peanut
When someone says knock knock:
You shut the **** up and hide.
that's what she said
Knock knock
sans the comic HIIIIIIIIIDE
When someone says knock knock you shut the ** up and hide
Knock Knock cx
You know, even though they're puppets Jeff makes them Unforgettable and feel like they're actually there.
Ikr. *You're an old fart. Stop It!!!!!!!
Um, they are actually there. They're puppets, not illusions.
When Achmed popped up the “Seriously” in American accent.
Lmao 🤣
I have 3 favorite Puppets:
1.) Peanut
2.) Achmed
3.) José Jalepeño *on a stick*
Same!
Achmed is my number 1
Same here
And he has a good job.... on a stick
K. K. It’s actually
“On a steek”
Achmed: *glaring at Jeff* ...... he could ROLL OVER!
That is so funny haha
shimmyking4 7,😅😁🐯💍
shimmyking4
I always forget that they are just dolls lol
+Philip.alien Öhrberg it's called illusion
+MuhRiz Official ya lol
I KNOW RIGHT??
Ikr
+Cheryl Ching me too lol
"Look Mommy...**blows up**" 0:53
😂😂😂
*laughter*
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I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER
The Shard Seekers Team The shard
._.
Me too. X3
Always love it when Walter and Achmed interact 😂😂😂
"Seriously. Okay, you're a comedian, right?"
"Yeah"
"I Had A Dog, With No *Legs.* "
" *Ask me again.* "
I still don't get it...
@@D4rkenedskies he said I never call them bcaz they can't come hahaha don't you get it ))) no legs
"What'd you call him?"
Whatd you call him
D4rkenedskies because its no point to call him beacuse no legs never come
"He kills you when you're sleeping
He chokes you when you wake
He knows if you're Catholic or Jewish
So denounce your infinite faith"
~Terror Claus
I have had that song in my head for a year now. Achmed is right, that's catchy.
Infidel*
Its infidel
And terrible...yet I love it!🤣
But catchy
Knock knock infidel
I’m so convinced that each character is a real personality that I repeatedly seek particular videos and I love all of them
That "ask me again" is terrifying and amazing at the same time lol
I just LOVE the tone Achmed used when saying; "Ask me again." :D It always makes me SO HAPPY on top of everything else! :D
I’m hoping Jeff Dunham does more specials in the future because his puppets are awesome ;-;
I love when Achmed says, "What we teach our kids is when someone says knock knock you shut the **** up and hide."
The eyebrows killed me 😂
Nate Thompson he has no eye lids
They said *eyebrows*.
Ace The Gamer What part of *EYEBROWS* did you not get?
The eyebrows kill EVERYONE ... Like Achmed
Dude, you have 666 likes
3:05 oml Achmed has a creepy voice when he's mad
🎄🎄🎄
Brandon Anon Merry Christmas 🎄
Really?
Pirabee - He's not Muslim, he's made in China xD xD xD
+Alexander Shekhtman Jeff actually made him with his 3D printer in his shop/office/man cave
It doesn’t matter what position his eyes or eyebrows are in. You can always tell what emotion he’s feeling
It kinda bothers me that jeff, doing the voice of achmed, is accually a good singer
I agree with you on that
Agreed
I swear man it’s crazy
And with his mouth "closed" as it were...
Most people can't sing while moving their lips.
Are there any clips that Jeff is singing without the puppets
"ask me again" killed me XDDDDD
ikr lol
No that didn't kill you achmed did
What did you call him
Achmed's jokes never get old!
3:07 am i the only one who thought that Achmed did a cool deep voice at that point?
You’re not the only one, I heard it too. So sexy~!
Ridley the Space Dragon it was Jeff btw
@@renaissancechick8373 to let you guys know that was my old channel, and Emperor is my new one, to let you know
@@renaissancechick8373 thank you for subscribing
Ridley the Space Dragon
3:01 “I had a dog… with no… legs” funniest way he said it ever
"👹Ask me again...👹"
I love hearing Walter threatening to kick Achmed's ass. I want to see the two of them on stage together.
Yes definitely
I've been singing that song for a week. He's right. It's catchy
Jaiden Panici ll
Jaiden Panici
Jaiden Panici ive done that for a month in my head
Jaiden Panici I've done it for years now
I guess it doesn't stop the anger
3:07 I want a voice like that
Same
+Papyrus The Skeleton i have it
same i want a voice like that to
I have it as well
+MineSniper93 no you dont
I had a dog with no legs. We called him "Cigarette" because every now and then we'd take him out for a drag...
Dude. Wtf.
Fuckahahahaha
+RHJunior that is serious.
Fuck you bitch.
+Jack Major Yer potatoe
I love achmed can't get enough of him
Jeff never disappoints me.I always laugh!
Sometimes I genuinely forget they are puppets, I was wetting myself laughing in just one minute!
We need Walter´s wife as a puppet!
We need Donald Trump.
Nic214E he cant do female voice. all the puppets are male.
That wouldn’t go over well
From how walter describes her, i don't think she'd fit on stage
The_Solomon_Sage BRUH
"So what'd you call him?"
I was half expecting him to say...
Leg-o-less
How about Matt? XD
Jeff is D greatest. He has to carefully place Achmed and all them dolls use his hand to move their posture and facial moods, at the same time talk to dolls and answer them..
WOW!!! That is multitasking.
Saw Jeff and Achmed last Nov. in Topeka, KS and he introduced a new character to his act. Never laughed so hard, almost died.
I never heard of terror Claus
Ahmed: 🎶oh he kills you when ur sleeping he chocks you when u wake...🎶
He knows if you are Catholic or Jews. Or denounced or infidel fait!!!
Isnt it Denounce your infadel fait? :3
Anyway it's awesome!
Miss Kiss It's "So denounce your infidel faith"
Lexington Deville84 oh sorry.
the choking makes u go sleep...to death.
"That's terrible!"
"But _catchyyyyy!_"
"What do you want, more stinking knock-knock jokes?"
ASK ME AGAIN
what did you call him
+leafeon jolteon I didn't call him anything because he couldn't come.
+Nessa Rasch That's what she said
+Eric Monaco (The Unstable Fan) That'swhatshesaid!
surliously?
Wow that was so damn good with the legless dog joke. "I didn't call him anything because he couldn't come" the best foooooooking line.
I was waiting for 'SILENCE! I kill you' to follow ☺
Achmed:I had a dog with no legs*voice goes deep*ask me again
Me:Jeff don't say anything XD
Jeff:What'd you call him
Me:U FOOL
Achmed:*sad voice*I didn't call him anything cuz he could never come
Me:Oh ok nevermind no need to hide we are safe XD
It just brings me pictures of those little disabled puppies... THEY ARE MANLY TEARS
ahhh....so cute
I though he would say a hotdog
I remember when i saw Jeff live on stage and he did that dog with no legs story and I was laughing so hard.
"You see where i come from when someone knocks on the door we shut the fuck up and hide" OMFG I DIED
I have heard achmed jokes for like a million times but it still got me 😂
Lol that song 😂 he kills you when your sleeping, he chokes you when you wake! 😂😂😂
The way he said seriously??? Lmao And the way he went all deep voice and ask me again!! Why he sound like Batman there lol
"But catchiii"
Haha😂
3:08 Woah when he said "ask me again" wow😱
3:06 moment you realize Achmed is actually kinda scary
Love how Achmed suddenly spoke with Jeffs normal voice like “...seriously”.
My parents showed me this because the “I kil you phrase” reminds them of what my cat would say if he could talk
he hides easter bombs. "look, mommy!" kkuuuhh!
Never felt so bad for laughing. XD
look mom! *boom!*
*the after life* shit!
😂😂😂😂
Jeff Dunham is going to kill people from laughter... #FunniestGuyOnEarth
You mean "KEEL"
I keel you!
+Wierdo from Mars SILENCE I KEEL YOU
+jacob brinsfield u spelled kill wrong 2
He's funnier than me
"He couldn't come."
Yeah, I know that issue.
0:48 Achmed : have you heard of the terror bunny?
Jeff : no
Achmed : he hides easter bombs look mommy kaboom
I've heard of the Killer Bunny
If the Terror Bunny and the Killer Bunny met, the Killer Bunny would maul the Terror Bunny
" LOOK MOMMY!! *Blows up”* 😂😂😂😂
Mommy Look *Blows up*0-0
i had a dog with no legs, "ask me again"😄😃
i thought he would be called "legolas"
Johnny_Foxxo or legolacks??
Johnny_Foxxo 🤣😂🤣😂
I thought he would be called "lucky"..hahahaha. sarcastic.
😂😂😂 that
Jeff Dunham is supposed to have a museum full of GRAMMYS from the OSCARS for his perfect ventriloquism. Guy been funny as two characters same time👏
I love how ready Achmed was to start singing.
"Terror Claus, Never heard of him."
"OHHHHHHHH"
Pure brilliance!! Nice job Achmed!!
Ventriloquists are the only ones who can get away with talking to themselves. When I do it, people give me wierd looks.
1:14 lol!! My dad saw this show and like a month ago I said "knock knock" he said "who is it?" I said "me! Hahahahaha" and then he said "my parents told me that when someone says knock knock, you shut the f***k up AND HIDE!!!!" And then I saw this video and I was like :0!
Ps I subbed, and now I luv Jef fa faa dun haaaam!!
To get adults to love puppets is quite a challenge
Achmed: "What do you want, more stinking knock knock jokes?"
Jeff: "That might be better."
Achmed: "Okay! Knock, knock.
Jeff: "Who's there?"
Achmed: "Me, I'll kill you again!"😀😁😂
"You're such an eeeediot you keep answering the door!"
I HAD A DOG WITH NO LEGS
Did you Call it mat?!
+Simon Lauritsen Lundahl LMFAO
aww your dog is so cute! whats his name?... you: mat
I dont get it xD
donny haasnoot its like a mat you step on like a carpet
He's so multitalented, I watch him/them everytime I could🤴. Guy could've gotten a separate successful career if he took music ❤
I HAD A DOG WITH NO LEGS... HOTDOGS
no.. theres no point calling the dog because the dog cant come towards him because it has no legs
+vanthursday no shit Sherlock...
slug
"I HAD A DOG WITH NO LEGS"😂😂😂😂😂
"ask me again"
I love that Jeff can sing actually really good ❤️❤️❤️
Just awesome! Paying attention you forget it's a doll.
The song killed me who else forgets that they’re puppets
I thought the dogs name was Leglas (pronounced leg less)
3:34 it shoulda been "SILENCE.... I KEEL YOU!!!! "😂
I keep forgetting that Achmed is a puppet!
But he seems so real!!!
His Christmas song is a masterpiece 👏👏👏
As far as stand up goes Jeff takes the cake!!!!
I hurt. I hurt. I'm in class laughing my ass off and everyone is looking at me weird.
He is so talented like it’s literally like a different person talking
He’s always been my favorite
Jeff, you become(for some odd reason) a million times funnier when I’m eating!! I almost cHoKeD on my sammich, lol!!
aww achmend . he has a soft side
2:15 achmed answered the question at the same time Jeff did lol
I love the eyebrows, they get me every time
Achmed: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Achmed: Boom
Me: Boom wh- *_Explosion_*
I am gonna watch this all day all night everyday
It's good that this killer has " C" in his name .. So it's not like my name 😁🚶🏻 ..
Fuck i have som C's in my name
+Kieren Whelan Achmed!!!!
+Kieren Whelan it is Achmed khkhkhkhkhkh
dont forget the flemugh.
أحمَد . same
1:48 ffs, I thought that was a heckler 😂
It was a heckler! He was sitting in the suitcase!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:18 😂😂😂 omggg Im dead !
I had a dog with no LEGS ASK ME AGAIN 😂😂
It seems weird, but I lost it when Achmed got into his deep and evil voice. 🤣
If Jeff performs these acts wearing a turtle neck it would be very hard to notice his lip movements. Truly a great performer.
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Cigarette because you have to take him for a drag.
I would have called him "Matt" since the dog had no legs!
@@GenGamesUniverse And when you take him swimming you call him Bob.
How you are doing
How can we miss Achmeds hysterical laugh at 1:08
Achmed is my favourite since day 1. He is the only one I love watching. He's more fun to watch than the others. [My view in perspective so don't argue with me]
Most creative and funny guy I've ever witnessed. Thank you.
Wouldn't terror Claus be krampus?
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sometimes i forget that they are just puppets 😂😂😂
I've seen this so many times and I just got the dog with no legs joke😂😂
Peanut is my favorite, but after Ach-pleghm tells the "lame" sorry, dog joke, when he says, "Seriously" twice and then says, "Ask me again", I was laughing so hard, I hurt myself, but it's all good!! Jeff is a fantastic "straight man"to his puppets!
"Look mommy!!!" *BOOM!* *THUD* ... I think I'm goint to hell for laughing at that one 😂
Same