The Power of Diamond Water -- h3h3 reaction video
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- Опубліковано 2 чер 2024
- Infused with the power of diamonds and blessed with the love energy of a pseudo-celebrity reality television "star". What a product!
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Giving someone diamond water instead of diamonds is like giving someone used water from a carwash instead of a car...
Comparing Lobster and Dog food.
+HK Normann Instead of giving them water, piss in their mouth!
+Broseph Stalin nah
+Broseph Stalin nah
+Broseph Stalin yes
I put my love energy in people's drinks and I get arrested for it...
Yay lmao
persian pop body fluid princess
ew
oml XD
i hope you dont work at a bar
"It has a pH of 9.5"
Great, I've always wanted to drink baking soda...
Yucca it's basic af
Yucca the perfect ph is actually 7 not 9.5 because 9.5 means it’s to acidic and it’s not healthy
Brady Faller r/whoosh
alkaline*
The lower on the Ph scale, the more acidic something is. The higher on the Ph scale something is, the more alkaline something is.
2014: Diamond Water
2019: Gamer Girl Bath Water
I want to go back...
Me to but to 2019
Pepe LePep, how you liking 2020; even better, am I right?😅😂😪
To be perfectly fucking honest, bath water sounds more useful (sexually) than diamond water, and you get at least diluted pussy juice.
What 2013 to normal water because me too.
You can take away the bath water, but that still doesn't solve the problem. We need to send the people who buy that shit straight to a shower that has nothing to do with any water, if you catch my drift.
diamond water enema
the purest way to enema
dont use a bag, use a bucket
do it!
no bucket required
the lady actually did make a video reacting to the water project video and talked about doing it! I recommend watching the video.
I can only afford cubic zirconia water
+Thatonedude917 And you can only afford to have it blessed by a middle-aged Mexican woman lol.
Agent1W
[poverty intensifies]
zircon CWYSTALS
I drink rhinestone water blessed by hillbilly hicks. It's rough, but really cheap.
This is my fave comment
The Persian Pop Pretzel.
PERSIAN POOP PRINCESS
Why did both of these make me laugh out loud?
The persian pop pistol
Indeed
'Diamond Water has a no return, no refund policy. Your satisfaction is extremely important to us.'
XD Seems like a bit of a contradictory statement here.
over 9 pH? that's some pretty basic water...
it's acid...
+eyraxy98 shit that's true I gotta go back to middle school
I see what you did there ;)
basically
Basic dude basic is like 5 to 7 ph.
That shit's gonna neutralize the stomach juices.
Actually, it's not. When you neutralize stomach acid with an alkaloid you get a really strong rebound effect afterwards. You're better of with a PPI.
It wouldn't make much of a difference. Your gastric chemoreceptors would still notice the pH difference if you change it enough for it to make a difference , and they would order the increase of acid production.
When you use a PPI, for example, it inhibits the production itself, so you don't have as much of that problem.
PPIs are fucked too. I just used deglycyrrhizinated licorice when I had a stomach ulcer, which I gave myself after taking part in a stupid dare. Followup endoscopy showed it completely healed.
Yeah well, no-one has been able to find any prove that it is actually effective, if it worked for you that's great, you should always start at the bottom and work your way up regarding symptomatical treatment, but for all we know maybe your ulcer would've went away with or without the licorice.
wtf? because he is a fucking AMAZING actor!!!!
She cleaned diamonds with water...
And sold it.
I sell yellow water. 100$ a bottle.
Erik3E I sell brown water for $50s
I sell enema water $250 per water
***** 100$ Extra and its a deal
conner rodrick i sell red water. $250 a bottle
I sell green water for 420 dollars.
*Diamond water makes my throat itchy... I think I'm allergic to the blessings*
nah u probably have a cancer
I'm the weird guy who likes anime
What? Why didn't you get tested before you made love to me, I thought I was the only one with you.
Troll It's ok tho we have cancer
Allergic to blessings? That just means you're a demon, no biggie.
Dean Calhoun
Thanks, that's a load off. Been wrongly identifying as a vampire for the longest... but they don't exist.
I'm launching a brand of water that contain real minerals out of my kidney. None of that fake diamond water shit.
Alas Exile I wanna pre-order .... although it's late.
Alas Exile piss?
no its gold water
8:04 "This's Ethan". Anytime I hear that I instantly associate it with Bradberry.
Papa Bless.
"How's my energy?" Completely condescending and egotistical
WillIAM: First, its not water..
WillIAM: First, its not out yet..
WillIAM: First, its not a watch..
😂😂
+Kayla Shield this emoji shit in the comments have got to stop...
Rapaladude
😂😂
+Andris Skullcandy That was funny and original
Andris Skullcandy
Boxed water is better
milk in a bag, tho.
+Erik Martinez hahahahahaha
+Hector Cortez especially in cardboard boxes
+Hector Cortez Diet water bro
Gluten free water bro
Pure H2O has a pH of 7. That's some polluted ass water.
Aaron Goldsmith yeah but even filtered water isn't pure H2O. just like breathing pure oxygen is not the same as breathing air, drinking water isn't the same as pure H2O. but yeah that's not quite water at that point. but then again they probably don't even know what the ph value is, so that may not be accurate.
Water isn't a ph level of 7. Water isn't neutral it's slightly aciding has a PH of 6.5-6.8 something like that. And PH 7 water is distilled water.
Adriana wesner air is only like 20% oxygen
Juju Bear Distilled water is 7, but it quickly becomes lower in pH due to water's extreme polarity. CO2 has high polarity, and it dissolves into distilled water easily.
Aaron Goldsmith what is ASS WATER
If only she knew that they’re being sold for $2 at Ross now...
This is the comment I Was looking for lol
Really? Lol and I was thinking of buying it as a “fancy” water to give to guests at my house...
She invested $50,000 for the water company. Since she’s on Shahs of Sunset you see the progress. The company, since it’s also in Turkey which she’s from Iran and goes to Turkey all the time, ranges from $1 million to $10 million in company revenue. It was just suppose to be good water but affordable. The whole 7 ph to 9.5 ph people are speaking of doesn’t make as much since because it’s still in the blue area for water when tested yellow and red mean flags, other water companies have these ranges especially store brand water. It was a great investment. May look stupid to a lot of people but it’s really not.
Now if the Persian penguin princess drinks the diamond water and pees it out into a bottle, how much does that cost? Can I get some of that? That would be a special blessing I think.
If diamonds are a girl's best friend, then what does that make diamond water? Blood diamonds?
No, blood diamond water is only available for a limited time each month.
GetTheFO I probably shouldn't comment, but that's frickin hilarious.
Blood Diamond water is only sold in the Congo.
Papa John''s Diamond Pizza blessed by the Pizza Papa Prince himself, Bo
pizza papa pope is better
and this Papa Prince pizza modded my prank to sexist against me!! DDD:
bo's in the house REALLLYYY
Lost
I really miss h3h3Productions especially their reaction videos. It was always such gold.
That's a real tongue twister, this imaginary title she has there
Bubba Kush [KILL] anheuser pisswaterv?
Western Nati! I am Eastern Nåti 🇷🇺❤ We meet at last.
I'm currently working on conflict diamond water.
testicles
I applaud you for that
Nice meme . i will try to get dat blood diamond for the fun of it
Laughed so hard I snorked. Damn you.
"Diamond (De)Beer" anyone?
So pure it purges every single cell in your body.
I wish Ethan would start yelling to a vacant Sean randomly again on the podcast.
SHAUN!
It still wouldn't make the podcast funny, unfortunately.
Forget a Diamond! Just stick the Diamond Water water bottle on a ring and propose! The pure energy will make sure your lover says yes! Call now and receive *50* Diamond Water water bottles for the low low price of 48 dollars! Be sure to take advantage of this Hugh Mungus deal!
You can't force your body's pH value to change. As soon as it senses a change in the very sensitive equilibrium, it gets right on that shit and counteracts your vanity.
lool
bullshit, if i can dramatically increase my body's salinity by reading an internet comment i disagree with then i can control its pH too
Herr Treecko yeah I can change it by pumping the fuck out of my body with hydrogen
That's true, every time I smoke crack, I feel sober again in like 30 seconds.
@@user-gn5ln3ic5b You just gotta smoke more for a long time until your body breaks down, then you can get high for longer
Making the ph higher DOES NOT make you healthier than before.
yes it does, google it fam
Farting Toast "Google it fam" Google is so reliable
Console Cake Lol yea cos libraries are a way more reliable source than the virtual library which has the newest most precise information ever. GO TO LIBRARY GUYS
Go to library
Temmie Go tew libbrei
So it touches a diamond which in return does absolutely nothing. I'll take ten.
Jackie Jikariti 3 year laters he ascended from being blessed by the diamonds and her
9.5 PH? WTF LOL DONT DRINK THAT
Mate Pesut what?
Clorox Bleach
Artificially alkaline water only neutralizes acidity where it has direct contact, like the stomach and small intestine. When consumed daily, the small intestine in particular becomes overly alkaline and side effects begin to appear.
Mate Pesut
Don't worry. Someday when we can legally sell highly alkaline water, I'll make Diamond Bleach water. It's just Bleach but it has been blessed by me and my diamonds. Drink up 💍💦
I think Bleach has a competitor with Diamond water cause having huge chunks of Diamond can fuck you up when ingested and same with bleach lol.
Clorox Bleach you're already alkali enough
sean only bathes in the finest diamond water
h3h3Productions well i sure hope he didnt use any of the early prototypes, a common misconception is that shards of diamonds may have broken off into the water during the blessing process. They can be mighty sharp on a foreskin.
Corey Wingate
Sean has no foreskin. It is safe.
+Corey Corey in the house.
9.5 pH is going to taste like shit.
Not actual shit, because that's fairly pH neutral.
h3h3Productions Bitch
"it's the highest you can get on the market"
duon44 Its 99999% pure m80
I'm going to buy diamond water and then sell my diamond urine that has further been blesses by my kidneys. I'm taking orders now.
Oh I forgot, it's blessed by my love energy, literally.
I fell alseep watching this video and it made me lucid dream about santa raping me, no joke, and this video was playing in the background. Thanks Ethan.
I had a dream last night where crickets were crawling out of my dick. Must have fallen asleep jerkin off or sumthin.
Matt F you can control lucid dreams if you want to. but you can also just let your mind wander. lol
Its ya gurl, TooEliteForYou Nah dude. I guess Lucid isn't the right word for it, but it was one of the worst fuckin experiences in my life, I wanted to die when I woke up. It wasn't that I could control my dream, but more or less that I was awake. Kinda like sleep paralysis or something... but more dreamlike.
huh. I guess going to the mall around Christmas time is awkward. You can never look at that sweaty, middle aged mall Santa the same way ever again.
The Great TooEliteForYou a
I paused the video to search how much this great product was after they never mentioned it and when I pressed play the next words were "How much does this diamond water fucking cost" followed by them looking at the same page I just fucking googled. all I can say is I'm glad I had Will.I.Am's 'The Pulse' on or my mum wouldn't have sensed my bad vibe and talked me out of drinking bleach
Lol
This comment is gold
The purest.
dood are you red vibing right now?
hahaha
Can i buy water blessed by papa
Gahandi He only sells SODY POP
Gahandi papa blessed Pepsi max
It turns yellow after he blesses it.
the thumbnail kinda look like hila
@@leowyanqijke1745 holy shit did u just comment on a 3 year old video lol
They sell this water at Ross 💀
Truly a diamond in the rough
3:07 jump scare
Wait so it's only like 3 bucks a bottle? Isn't that just a little more than a bottle of Fiji water? I was expecting it to be like 20 dollars a pop or some shit lmao.
yeah but you HAVE to buy at a pack of 12. Also tastes like sink water (according to ethan)
+Janardana Rabinnur Indratama Is there something wrong with clean filtered drinking water frome the tap because we live in a first world country?
+Jo Jo the Hobo it's just a thing people say when talking about bad tasting water, jeez you look like more of an idiot just for pointing this out
+Jo Jo the Hobo *Insert triggered meme here*
Yeah, paying 3 dollars for a bottle full of it.
2:40 when he starts yelling to Sean and the cough at the end. Comedy gold boi
TeddyPicker191 One Year Latyer..
I want a Cough shirt so bad. Hittin up the god church merch maverick brooo store.
Ankit Patel I was in tears. That one really got me.
Umm ok
Comedy *diamonds boi
Sad Fact: Diamond Water is still being sold today.
love watching old h3
lmao this sounds like some fake satiracle shit you would hear on the radio in GTA
I only do enemas with the purest diamond water.
Just imagine being the lucky guy to only just find this gem of a channel. I would fucking envy that shit.
It’s ok but I wish they were more concise like do we really need to pause the video for five seconds to say a sort of funny joke then replay the clip and say the joke until it’s not funny anymore?
@@kg7219 that's literally the entire point of commentary channels?
I just find channel now you envy stroke Mcfolk
I probably watched H3's classic videos ten times over, EACH. Still fucking funny.
Yes, this one is what made me initially find him to be funny. Do you think that its a good video still? Does the video still hold up to youtube standards today? If someone recreated this video and did everything Ethan did spot on, would it be equally funny to someone who had never seen the original?
Persian Popsicle
It's sold out because Dj Khaled bought the whole stock.
That's because he smart.
I appreciate that
矢来-満- Say his name
you smart
You loyal.
3:08
He farts while he coughs! Lmao I don't know why I find it so funny.
This one time the new director for my high school's magnet program invited someone to the zero hour class for the seniors of that program. She didn't do quite enough research.
The person she invited to speak was a lady trying to sell another BS health water (which might have also been part of an MLM) to students in a STEM magnet program, who were actively doing research at the town's university...
That was rich to hear about.
The problem with these kinds of things is you never know what _kind_ of love energy is being put into your water. What if it's, like, not good love energy? You're drinking that shit!
I'm just upset that the P.H isn't 90%.
see, you know whats up. youre a good man. have a good day.
Love=evoL ITS EVIL ENERGY, GAHAGAHDNDKXLSJJSAA
I love you Misaka, you're my waifu :)))))))))))
EyeofValor That isn't quite how acidity works :/
9,5 pH water
WTF
Anyone knows what pH does bleach have?
like around 12
Dang, they were just a little short. Would have loved to drink bleach while drinking water, kills 2 birds with one stone.
+daxtart 7 is just water found in nature
alkaline water has some antioxidants so can help with antiaging and help increase immunity which is why it costs more
but honestly the benefits are so minimal not worth extra price
pH7 is neutral I think. pH14 is the strongest alkaline.
+ritz2411 "Water found in nature" isn't neutral (pH 7). Most rivers are acidic.
I was skeptical, but then when they showed their energy is was like, "Oh shit son, it's legit".
I now live in a diamond water fort. I sold all of my possessions, lost my job and live on the street in my bottled water fort, but man, my fucking energy is perfect.... I think 🤔
1:14 why do I always find myself sarcastically doing that duck face with the peace sign
9.5 pH?!
That's fucking DANGEROUS!
Not really, but if you drink it as water, you're fucked.
Your stomach's acid, you can't add Alkaline to it like that...It'll fuck up your stomach.
"When you start drinking alkaline water, normal side effects may includeheadaches, fatigue, muscle aches, a runny nose, and other flu-like symptoms. Also, your stool will likely be darker, softer, or more odorous and you may experience gas."
That's for normal Alkaline water, like 8 pH NOT 9.5!!!
Y'know, these days, I can't tell if people are serious, or it's /s...
***** I'm not sure if you're trolling or not?
The acid, will fuck up your body.
I' honestly, rather die in a more...flashy way.
Not alone drinking poison.
But, I wouldn't mind watching someone drink that...
And 7.5 pH to 8.0 pH is healthy range for the human body. 9.0 - 9.5 pH is dangerous and unhealthy for humans. It's way too high. Our body's natural level functions on 7.0-7.5 pH ...correct me if I'm wrong. But I'm a college student who studied biology last semester and I had to learn about the PH scale by heart for my test: that means I know what's healthy and what's not (too much acid 5.0 pH or lower) can be harmful..and the higher you go on the scale the healthier it is for your body. But not past 8.0 lol
+Jess W It's fine just take a sip of some HCl afterwards and it will balance things out
I'm under the impression that you can dilute acids and alkaline enough that they aren't damaging but the still retain the same pH level. It's like how lemon juice is pH 2 but it's safe to drink because it's dilute. It's the same in this situation, the water's pH is 9.5 but that doesn't necessarily make it dangerous. The human body itself has a pH range it has to remain within to function properly but the things you consume can go outside this range
MrParryCool The problem is because it's water. Something that you drink greatly.
you stomach is acidic, so if you drink lemon juice you get those acidic burns/burps/disgusting painful burns, but your stomach still melts shit and does its job.
But when water is 9.5 pH is consumed in great amounts (regular for water) your stomach would stop being acidic, and would basically not be able to melt shit and be useless and also this causes more problems.
Wouldn't there technically be diamonds in it, because it runs past diamonds, it would Very very slowly erode the diamonds. There has to be some very small miniscule bit of diamond in every bottle
Olly Fenn But there's still diamond in there ;D
+Olly Fenn that was hot
diamonds are extremely durable and unlikely to erode in their manufacturing process. if they do even run it though diamonds..
It might actually leach some of the diamond.
Well if y'all wanna get technical diamond is one of the only crystals that breaks down continuously. It just happens very, very, veryveryveryvery slowly. So yeah I guess there is some diamond in it, but we are talking like the size of an atom.
3:06 fucking jumpscare right there, man... Had me laughing like crazy
Anyone come watch this after watching After Dark?
thats the smartest scam evar!
***** playing hard ball..
+hoshino yah but does Tai actually make you buy anything?
+Autocratic Snowman you're cool, i want to just be like you, this "youtube pseudo-intellect"
Russell Johnson I for one support his patreon
Jonerico Who are you talking about?
A picture may be worth a thousand words but ethan chocking is worth a billion
Gotta love Ethan chocking!
these are now in bargain stores like Ross 😹
I saw a bottle of that exact Diamond Water at Ross in the sale bin near the registers, just where the DVDs to Shahs of Sunset belong. Love this video dude!!❤️
Thanks for another hilarious video!
DONKEH
NICK!
Nick! Love your videos!
None other than thre broccolismile himself
I grace my toilet with my special Keyori water every fucking day, can I sell that for $34.99 plus postage and packaging?
Can I get a package? I wanna drink some keyori water
may i preorder a prototype boi?
If you change your fucking gay ass pp
ill buy ur water blessed with your MLG energy so it can power me trough wood 5 in league
Keyori hey keyori, i love watching your amazing video! may i know which software do you use to edit your vids?
Bruh I had to come back to this video because I saw this water at some ghetto store for 2 dollars 😂
Belle Delphine got her inspiration form her: *bath water*
I'd rather her bath water than this shit
Lol sure, if you wanna spend $50 for a tiny jar of water you cant drink.
Ethan, I've been practising my rekt moves for over a year now and I'd like to thank you for your teachings, thanks man
h3h3Productions I'm getting more pussy than animal control!
I was worried that normal water wasn't hydrating me and that it was all a government lie. Glad that she is putting this reasonably priced water on the market that is infused with the spiritual healing powers of glam that diamonds naturally possess. How else could I keep hydrated?!
yeah i thought $35 dollar water wasn't either, that is until I tried diamond water!
Let me pose a question, since water has been around as long as the earth I think it’s fair to say it’s come into contact already with every precious stone in the earth so your municipal water is probly already charged with diamond energy! And every other energy!
I've been checking back on some of the old videos since its been so long... and I gotta say. At around the 3.15 area when you did that delayed cough... genius 👍
36 fuckin dollars......thats more than my house water bill.....
if u live in the middle East ... that's more than your quarterly bill
+Kelvin Nana not true 😒
Well for 12 bottles that's $3 a bottle. Which is over priced but not too bad.
I could pay my water and internet with this amount.
Can't wait to fuck shit up once i'm jacked on diamond and priestess love energy!
When I tried it I got a rush bro this is my time
2014 Ethan: "Look at this "Diamond" water"
2019 NileRed: "In today's video I'll be carbonating water from diamonds."
Here from the podcast anyone?
That bottle looks like a potion in an MMO game...
Great job, just- just great stuff, guys.
I actually use Diamond Water in some of my recipes. But here's the secret I poor the Diamond water on my nut sack and let it dribble into another bottle and I call it Ainsley Water $45.99 at your local Walmart ;)
Yeee boi
How many joules of love energy do I get per dollar?
McBobface You get about 2 million of my love sper...I mean energy per 10 dollars.
Found at reddit this was the last video without an intro! Wow ethan, great moves, proud of you.
Whos still watching in 2023 Baby.
3:53 the part where he looks back like "Are you hearing this lady?" kills me everytime
9.5 ph wtf
Agnovium It's highly acidic and terrible.
+spicy meat Acidic is below 7.
Its alkaline water, still safe
spicy meat no it’s not. Lower than 7 Is acidic
spicy meat you mean alkaline
3:05
When your mom tells you she forgot to buy shrek gummies
Just saw diamond water at Ross in the clearance bin at the checkout counter. Whatever it was, it’s a buck and some change now. I was getting so much great energy from that clearance bin.
I'm Persian and I've never seen that crap. Is there like a Persia on the moon?
People don't even were that stuff.
Shahs of Sunset is what our culture has been reduced to in the public eye, glad it got cancelled.
+Mina Nazari it's not cancelled. It aired this last Sunday. Season 5 is still running
Murica. Nuff said.
The U.S.A. isn't the only country in the world...
This only reminds me of "BORA BORA WATER" "You can't afford it"-sunset overdrive
Diamond water is unbreakable
3:14 "i just woke up the other computer" 🤣 i'm dead
God how I miss the good old days of h3h3
I love how all this people think energy is something out of a dbz episode.
Senzu Bean Water
suresren or the sacred water at the top of korin tower
all water has been touched by kamehameha and blessed by the super saiyan god
retards believe mixing the water around a rock makes it have healing powers. Like I saw people selling cheap clear water bottles for $50 just because it had a crystal rod stuck at the bottom.
But it's Diamond Water...
WE ARE DIAMOND DOGS
+Mr.Danila Not scatter them to the heartless sea
Woahhhh HAAAAAAA
+Bone Police Such lust for Metal Gear quotes... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ayy lmao
4:48 *I've been VIRTUALLY ASSAULTED*
Diamond Water 💎> Crystal Skull Vodka 💀
Ethan's disgusted gasp of 03:06 is like the literal translation of "THIS GAVE ME CANCER"
2:40 to the *COUGH* I laughed too hard my face hurts my stomach hurts and I'm crying.
They sell these at Ross
Still playing catch up on your videos laughing my ass off , Diamond Water
I only drink this water when I'm suffering from success
There's a sucker born every minute. I need to develop a product fro old people to relieve back tension by accessing ancestral energy or some other new age BS.
+Daric Soldar How about old fro people instead? i'd buy that.
Uses internal chi which is dormant until someone accesses it using a special cream and skype prayers (which are 100 pounds per 30 minutes) pls gib 1% of profits to me for the idea.
Right after you said, "...not just a beverage," I got a Gatorade ad.
Ethan this video is amazing!!! I love all your videos... can you please make a video on the true value of Diamonds. 🙏🏼