True Animal Love -- h3h3 reaction video

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  • @soliduswasright678
    @soliduswasright678 9 років тому +6868

    "were both sexually active with animals when they married"
    >freeze frame on their pet dog
    oh no

    • @twanlenaerts1512
      @twanlenaerts1512 9 років тому +119

      soliduswasright the vagina of a dog is actually tighter than that of a woman
      no wonder why he went to have sex with mares

    • @reversalmushroom
      @reversalmushroom 9 років тому +575

      twan lenaerts How do you know that?

    • @jumjum7392
      @jumjum7392 9 років тому +36

      ***** lol

    • @Hachiae
      @Hachiae 9 років тому +85

      soliduswasright trying to greentext on youtube...
      fucking cancer.
      you didnt even do it properly either.

    • @Hachiae
      @Hachiae 9 років тому +12

      *****
      nice assumption, but no.
      i havnt been on halfchan since 09' because its fucking cancerous, and to bring that cancer here is pathetic.
      im not claiming to "know the ins and outs of the meme world" because thats also fucking pathetic. just keep these maymays in that cesspool reddit and halfchan.

  • @TyDie85
    @TyDie85 6 років тому +12569

    So he has a day-wife, and a night-mare

    • @bradneece2409
      @bradneece2409 6 років тому +205

      T Timeler this comment is perfection

    • @daltonbedore8396
      @daltonbedore8396 6 років тому +131

      this is peak pun

    • @clam3763
      @clam3763 6 років тому +35

      What's the difference

    • @TyDie85
      @TyDie85 6 років тому +12

      iDubbbzTv in this case, no difference at all, sadly.

    • @RemiRatOnline
      @RemiRatOnline 6 років тому +5

      T Timeler fuck yes m8 that was clever

  • @jmcrofts
    @jmcrofts 8 років тому +5521

    Anyone ever watch h3h3 videos in public and then get really paranoid that people can hear the vid even though you're using headphones

  • @GMak81
    @GMak81 6 років тому +1826

    This sent chills down my spine. I honestly can't believe people like this exist.

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 років тому +80

      There’s so many fucked up people in the world.....😑

    • @kadenwooldridge4535
      @kadenwooldridge4535 5 років тому +26

      y are u kink shaming, maybe i liek horses too MANE

    • @beatleswithaz6246
      @beatleswithaz6246 5 років тому +14

      I’m literally shaking and crying right now. So sad!!!!111

    • @Gesh7
      @Gesh7 5 років тому +23

      If this is already unbeliveable, brace yourself

    • @sweetpurple8812
      @sweetpurple8812 5 років тому +17

      GMak81 if you think this is unbelievable you are so innocent

  • @JustJohnny
    @JustJohnny 6 років тому +2873

    I've resisted clicking on this video for 3 years now. Things will never go back to the way they were before.

  • @thebathing8pe300
    @thebathing8pe300 7 років тому +1813

    That dog has seen things

    • @EmmaCRB1989
      @EmmaCRB1989 6 років тому +3

      lol

    • @denverwalker5723
      @denverwalker5723 5 років тому +38

      That dog is included in things
      As soon as I saw Lassie I knew he had eat’n some human stank n crank

    • @j8rh3ad43
      @j8rh3ad43 4 роки тому +14

      That dog has felt things

    • @loopedchopped
      @loopedchopped 4 роки тому +2

      @@j8rh3ad43 aw fuck. congrats on typing it first

    • @peppermintpattycam5546
      @peppermintpattycam5546 4 роки тому +3

      Disgusting

  • @gsawce3687
    @gsawce3687 6 років тому +2744

    "i thought you were just a normal guy with a hobby"

    • @beanie8955
      @beanie8955 6 років тому +1

      Gsawce a very very bizarre hobby. Lmao

    • @elcujo1347
      @elcujo1347 6 років тому

      Hobby?...NANI!?

    • @EmmaCRB1989
      @EmmaCRB1989 6 років тому +17

      or an animal lover...not an animal "lover"

    • @Overlord99762
      @Overlord99762 6 років тому +2

      *Ethan gags*

    • @SeanArya
      @SeanArya 4 роки тому

      Beanie 89 Z

  • @Sponge____
    @Sponge____ 4 роки тому +432

    Only true OG's remember when this video was called "Maregasm"

    • @RapiDEraZeR
      @RapiDEraZeR 3 роки тому +4

      Dude, yo momma remember shit was called maregasm, bro. Come at me bro, I drink mountain Dew. You can't beat me.

    • @danielacosta3440
      @danielacosta3440 3 роки тому +2

      @@RapiDEraZeR what flavor of mountain dew though?

  • @bobbysmith6178
    @bobbysmith6178 8 років тому +1726

    my mom says this is where centaurs come from

    • @lennyfais5040
      @lennyfais5040 8 років тому +83

      Bobby Smith I laughed way too hard at this, mostly because I read it in a kid's voice...

    • @baddie1shoe
      @baddie1shoe 7 років тому +5

      Bobby Smith this makes sense.

    • @shon2471
      @shon2471 7 років тому

      +Centaur LMAO

    • @EmmaCRB1989
      @EmmaCRB1989 6 років тому

      lol

    • @josef7461
      @josef7461 5 років тому +1

      Hes not even remotely sorry

  • @kevinbelievesinthesky4771
    @kevinbelievesinthesky4771 7 років тому +540

    "Helllllooooo pretty boy". Fuck me, that's a nightmare right there

    • @wesley492
      @wesley492 6 років тому +10

      Kevin Believes in the sky haha nightMARE

    • @alicem8053
      @alicem8053 6 років тому +1

      Kevin Believes in the sky M!

    • @Bittergamer1886
      @Bittergamer1886 6 років тому +2

      Yeah I kinda physically gagged within the first few minutes of this vid. That's no small feat since given my time on the internet for 15 years, I have seen plenty of gross shit.

    • @TheKingofZock
      @TheKingofZock 6 років тому +1

      Bittergamer1886 Pussy

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 6 років тому

      no bucked required. *shivers*

  • @notabagel
    @notabagel 9 років тому +3464

    he probably likes horses for the stable relationship

    • @dj09ish38
      @dj09ish38 9 років тому +71

      +TheJkatz321 Best horse-fucking pun ever. You won the internet.

    • @TheFp333
      @TheFp333 9 років тому +23

      +TheJkatz321 You really hit it spot on there.

    • @TheMrlitemaster
      @TheMrlitemaster 9 років тому

      +TheJkatz321 fucking hell

    • @EmmaCRB1989
      @EmmaCRB1989 6 років тому

      lol

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 років тому

      BOOOOOOOO YAAAAAAAAA!!!!!👍

  • @raviolipaw9015
    @raviolipaw9015 6 років тому +676

    'Please do come visit'

  • @transformersloverjon
    @transformersloverjon 9 років тому +4788

    I Googled "Maregasm" and now I'm on an FBI watch list.

    • @transformersloverjon
      @transformersloverjon 9 років тому +182

      ***** Let's just say I've seen things I probably shouldn't have.

    • @transformersloverjon
      @transformersloverjon 9 років тому +305

      ***** You sound like you speak from experience.

    • @camiscooked
      @camiscooked 9 років тому +71

      ***** k

    • @DasAntiNaziBroetchen
      @DasAntiNaziBroetchen 9 років тому +116

      +WeebySpice
      Wow... your shitty comment just proved you have no fucking clue about the ominous "deep web".

    • @DasAntiNaziBroetchen
      @DasAntiNaziBroetchen 9 років тому +100

      *****
      The "deep web" (stop using that shitty word) just consists of websites you can only access through Tor (.onion sites). Too many people (and news) talk utter garbage about it. Yes there's CP on it (just like on the regular web). Yes you can buy drugs there (just like on the regular web). There's also tons of information on it and stuff (hiddenwiki for example). And viruses? Seriously? Why would you put viruses on the deep web where much less people are active? Also the Tor browser is more secure than a regular browser.

  • @Jordanlolqwerty
    @Jordanlolqwerty 8 років тому +321

    THE NEAT THING WAS, SHE CAME OUT AND WATCHED!

    • @expressrobkill
      @expressrobkill 7 років тому +28

      these people are so fucked in the head i'm surprised they remember to eat every day without some kind of carer.

    • @mikailkhan4299
      @mikailkhan4299 7 років тому +2

      The other neat thing is your PFP, my dude

  • @fileman1239
    @fileman1239 8 років тому +663

    This is H3H3 CLASSIC GOLD

    • @MrKraitiv
      @MrKraitiv 8 років тому +70

      GOLDEN OLDIES CLASSIC VINTAGE PREMIUM PLUS

    • @pauleytee8410
      @pauleytee8410 7 років тому +1

      Hannya 😂😂

    • @johnriddell71
      @johnriddell71 7 років тому +19

      Wolf This video is JRHNBR

  • @aravinth97
    @aravinth97 5 років тому +608

    This dude's definitely got "horses in the back"

    • @deezn.8518
      @deezn.8518 5 років тому +21

      Aravinth more like he’s in the back of the horses

    • @mrbutton8564
      @mrbutton8564 5 років тому +16

      And sometimes the horse is at the back of him.

    • @gogl0l386
      @gogl0l386 4 роки тому +15

      Horses in the back
      Dick shoved up their ass

    • @campeonjpm9105
      @campeonjpm9105 3 роки тому +1

      @@mrbutton8564 bestiality is only illegal in Washington state bc a guy got himself killed getting anal from a horse

  • @xnovel3609
    @xnovel3609 8 років тому +1599

    *no clue what Maregasm means, clicks video, 5 seconds in*
    *kills self*

  • @ubivermiscerritulus195
    @ubivermiscerritulus195 8 років тому +4238

    Watching people argue about animal fucking ethics is strange to say the least, people need to get off their high horse and get a horse that doesn't need a bucket!

  • @snipars
    @snipars 10 років тому +2522

    jesus, that's disturbing

  • @jackmiles2648
    @jackmiles2648 6 років тому +111

    Me and one of my best friends Kyle would watch these reaction videos religiously and we'd have so much fun. He's gone now but these videos and the fond memories are still here and for that, I'm grateful. Papa Bless Kyle ❤

    • @rnrthelad29
      @rnrthelad29 2 роки тому +1

      rip kyle this reminded me of a friend of mine

    • @johnwodetzki6326
      @johnwodetzki6326 2 роки тому +2

      Kyle definitely used a bucket. Heard he couldn’t even stay hard

    • @rrrondleman
      @rrrondleman Рік тому

      sorry for your loss, papa bless

  • @craw_daddy97
    @craw_daddy97 8 років тому +2487

    This woman is even more insane for not leaving this dude...

    • @craw_daddy97
      @craw_daddy97 8 років тому +25

      ricoco7891 What the fuck, man...

    • @ricoco7891
      @ricoco7891 8 років тому +197

      Justin Crawford A match made in heaven, or in this case, probably hell.

    • @tannerbananer5774
      @tannerbananer5774 8 років тому +74

      holy shit this dude might reproduce...they definitely need to be in prison.

    • @sacrecharlemagne2262
      @sacrecharlemagne2262 8 років тому +98

      He already has, multiple times.

    • @imperialtrooper9524
      @imperialtrooper9524 8 років тому +31

      +Tanner bananer69 Too late, he already reproduced...

  • @BurritoTFB
    @BurritoTFB 7 років тому +2527

    I got 99 problems but a mare J.R.H.N.B.R. ain't one.

  • @mengoicetea3805
    @mengoicetea3805 8 років тому +3683

    If it can't say yes, the answer is no

    • @devantew2015
      @devantew2015 8 років тому +70

      If they can't say no?

    • @MashieMutt
      @MashieMutt 8 років тому +94

      But if it can say no, anything else is yes, and it can say no, by kicking your fucking ribs out :)

    • @Siedler14
      @Siedler14 8 років тому +120

      well fucked my parrot last night

    • @TomBombadil168
      @TomBombadil168 8 років тому +59

      But what if she is mute and is literally doing every "I want to be fucked" motion in existence?

    • @TomBombadil168
      @TomBombadil168 8 років тому +18

      Humans of course

  • @christiansaldana5455
    @christiansaldana5455 5 років тому +74

    @3:20 that zoom in on the dog and that eerie instrumental in the background will forever haunt me.

  • @heyimbori
    @heyimbori 8 років тому +1541

    so, a guy came in a bar
    no wait it was a horse, let me start over
    a guy came in a horse
    I didn't think id ever use this joke, but here I am..

    • @jamesyboy4330
      @jamesyboy4330 7 років тому +14

      heyimbori what if he came in a horse in a bar?

    • @cbayer5012
      @cbayer5012 7 років тому +4

      I am definitely gonna use that joke with my friends.

    • @comedyman4896
      @comedyman4896 7 років тому

      heyimbori oof

    • @DJxDJ1997
      @DJxDJ1997 6 років тому +1

      heyimbori you stole that joke
      I'm stealing that joke

    • @2011zeldafan
      @2011zeldafan 6 років тому

      heyimbori Stop it!

  • @bourbonernie9534
    @bourbonernie9534 7 років тому +953

    it's pretty fun seeing these guys cat call the horses at the farm.

  • @redxed5556
    @redxed5556 7 років тому +1294

    i wish ethan would still do these reaction so raw and funny

    • @IzayaV
      @IzayaV 7 років тому +55

      Red X'ed I agree, i really miss their old content like this. although i appreciate their new stuff and we know how one video takes em like a week+ to film/edit, it'd be nice to see this kinda stuff on their side channel again

    • @AchillesofOblivion
      @AchillesofOblivion 6 років тому +13

      Red X'ed old ethan aint coming back unfortunately

    • @justiny2215
      @justiny2215 6 років тому +3

      Did you watch the new video?

    • @EmmaCRB1989
      @EmmaCRB1989 6 років тому +1

      well they're actually response videos

    • @goodlord370
      @goodlord370 6 років тому

      Well he’s pretty much back now

  • @Stencilpirate
    @Stencilpirate 6 років тому +744

    As a Mormon, this offends me, my father was a horse and he was the nicest horse I've ever known.

  • @buggieburrito
    @buggieburrito 8 років тому +57

    LISTEN TO THE WAY THEY'RE CATCALLING THESE HORSES.
    If you walked down the street and some guys started going
    "Unnnnh, yeah, hey pretty boy, yeaaaaah."
    Call the police. Call them.

  • @zoeyhaas775
    @zoeyhaas775 7 років тому +250

    How does he buy new horses? Does he get behind them then go "oh she isn't JRHNBR I can't buy her"

  • @stares_mthrfckrly
    @stares_mthrfckrly 6 років тому +789

    Ultimate horse pickup line: Hay 😉

  • @Gunbudder
    @Gunbudder 4 роки тому +71

    The hila handcam, the toxic mold killing Ethan, the poverty.... Classic H3

  • @ldmt1995
    @ldmt1995 9 років тому +3119

    Don't waste money be smart like me my enema bucket doubles as my marefucking bucket.

    • @davidtoth8975
      @davidtoth8975 9 років тому +56

      Remember to work the clamp though.

    • @RawkHawk9000
      @RawkHawk9000 9 років тому +97

      +Dávid Tóth Grapefruit yo mare.

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 9 років тому +2

      +ldmt1995 I'd like to play chess against you but you would probrably be 3 buckets ahead of me.

    • @felixhinz6697
      @felixhinz6697 9 років тому +10

      You smart, you loyal

    • @znngameplay8535
      @znngameplay8535 9 років тому

      +Felix Hinz YOU GENIUS!!!

  • @magnetallance4308
    @magnetallance4308 7 років тому +2301

    If he loves horses so much, then why doesn't he mare-y them?

    • @casualcrisis6349
      @casualcrisis6349 7 років тому +9

      😂

    • @CheySenpie
      @CheySenpie 6 років тому +3

      (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @CH1PP3NDAL3
      @CH1PP3NDAL3 6 років тому +1

      I really wanted to like you comment, but it already had 420 thumbs up. Couldn't bring myself to do it :D

    • @gracefisher663
      @gracefisher663 6 років тому

      Blockhead will you be my best friend?

    • @belladoughna5135
      @belladoughna5135 6 років тому

      Get out.

  • @RevealedJoe
    @RevealedJoe 9 років тому +293

    MARE-AGE COUNSELING! AMIRIGHT? EEECCCCCCHHHHHH

  • @mariahhenderson1470
    @mariahhenderson1470 5 років тому +111

    This is totally me when I find a horse that is just the right height no bucked required.

  • @oscarhamilton189
    @oscarhamilton189 8 років тому +338

    Stay gold Ponyboy...

  • @arbiter-
    @arbiter- 8 років тому +95

    Good god, this is probably my favorite h3 video. I laughed just the right amount, no bucket required.

  • @TrynFail247
    @TrynFail247 8 років тому +77

    surprised you missed the circus music playing in reverse at 3:03. Pretty much explains that relationship.

    • @Lil_Hashy
      @Lil_Hashy 8 років тому +8

      yeah that music is creepy

    • @KingOsmium
      @KingOsmium 8 років тому +2

      I've legi tbeen looking for that song for a while, it's hilariously creepy.

  • @dimthecat9418
    @dimthecat9418 4 роки тому +69

    “I enjoy speaking and visiting with women”
    For some reason I doubt that feeling’s mutual

  • @bourbonernie9534
    @bourbonernie9534 7 років тому +443

    this is a night-mare.

    • @xxxCyber24xxx
      @xxxCyber24xxx 6 років тому

      Bourbon Ernie ayyyyeeeee nah but thats still fucked up

    • @pandanator-tw2yy
      @pandanator-tw2yy 6 років тому

      you just broke my cringe meter

  • @rickharrison1887
    @rickharrison1887 7 років тому +744

    This guy is the most intense bronie I have ever seen

    • @Raczoon
      @Raczoon 6 років тому +8

      Seems pretty typical for a brony, though clearly more out of the closet.

    • @AlexH4774
      @AlexH4774 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, but what about the guy that fucks horses?

    • @redrum6430
      @redrum6430 3 роки тому

      No lo c rik, parec falso xdddd

  • @jamieoshaughnessy9696
    @jamieoshaughnessy9696 7 років тому +353

    This guy isn't horsin' around...

  • @samantha-ke7yq
    @samantha-ke7yq 6 років тому +1130

    so is my little pony like hentai to him?

    • @seanbarton4530
      @seanbarton4530 5 років тому +61

      Life's biggest questions. You've opened my mind

    • @jtm232556
      @jtm232556 5 років тому

      That doesn't make any sense.

    • @eliasminshell1744
      @eliasminshell1744 4 роки тому

      Is any animated tv hentai to you

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 4 роки тому

      Well, i don't think he is that weird. I mean beastiality and zoophilia are one thing, but bronies are weird maaan (sarcasm in case it wasn't obvious)

    • @kSubscribersWithoutVideo-qg3qr
      @kSubscribersWithoutVideo-qg3qr 4 роки тому

      To him

  • @vaeolet9949
    @vaeolet9949 9 років тому +492

    Horse kissing prank (GONE SEXUAL)

    • @mulakhipresents
      @mulakhipresents 9 років тому +9

      BEST PRANKS 2015, 6 HOUR STANDOFF WITH POLICE, SATAN SUMMONED, 12 FOUND DEAD.

    • @lady12480
      @lady12480 8 років тому +12

      (10 WAYS TO GET A MARE) (ANIMAL ORGY COMPILATION 2016) (PREGNANCY PRANK GONE WRONG) (5 ANIMALS TO DO AT HOME) (ASKING HORSES FOR SEX)

    • @mr.ishmael7801
      @mr.ishmael7801 8 років тому +4

      +lady12480 GONE SEXUAL

    • @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights
      @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights 7 років тому

      He's there on the farm and it's Mare Makeout Day.

    • @user-no8ub1em4u
      @user-no8ub1em4u 5 років тому

      L

  • @shantygaming694
    @shantygaming694 8 років тому +381

    Holy fuck, I thought Ethan was joking around till almost have way through the video.

  • @PADDLERSOFUSA
    @PADDLERSOFUSA 4 роки тому +73

    Getting my yearly classic H3 binge watch done early this year

  • @chonk7845
    @chonk7845 5 років тому +34

    Ethan: different passions for different people
    Dr phil: different strokes for different folks

  • @JahsehRelight
    @JahsehRelight 8 років тому +249

    Kinda wonder what faces the camera men are making.

  • @graafixzgaming6652
    @graafixzgaming6652 7 років тому +244

    this guy will love sarah Jessica parker

    • @emmaguts227
      @emmaguts227 6 років тому +10

      Oh my god why doesn't this have like 5k likes

    • @jamegumb7298
      @jamegumb7298 6 років тому

      GraafixzGaming
      And Sigourney Weaver.

    • @nomdeplume2213
      @nomdeplume2213 6 років тому +1

      Bahahahahahahhahwhw

    • @0Flow0
      @0Flow0 6 років тому

      Ouch

    • @vilekyle22
      @vilekyle22 6 років тому

      I think he would get. Gay for either John Elway or Shannon Sharpe. I imagine between the horse faces and the bronco uniforms he would follow them around like that freak with the clipboard follows dirk diggler in the movie boogie nights.

  • @kademan13
    @kademan13 9 років тому +102

    Once you go golden retriever, you're gonna leave her...

  • @firefistx7477
    @firefistx7477 4 роки тому +87

    Even if he had sexual attraction to women, who would go to the beach or mall and say this is ecstacy

    • @IARRCSim
      @IARRCSim 3 роки тому +4

      A man who jizzes in his pants might.

  • @southernsweets8122
    @southernsweets8122 7 років тому +593

    this guy is never coming near my barn jesus

    • @isaacsprenger9940
      @isaacsprenger9940 6 років тому +42

      SouthernSweets *come heeeeeerrrrreeee pretty boy*

    • @Vegimak
      @Vegimak 6 років тому +19

      Ill come in your barn(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @ivyp947
      @ivyp947 6 років тому +1

      SouthernSweets ikr

    • @candyland4517
      @candyland4517 6 років тому

      SouthernSweets hehehe too late..

    • @frankcastleisdead7473
      @frankcastleisdead7473 6 років тому +1

      SouthernSweets, Don’t bring Jesus into this.

  • @danikajennings4473
    @danikajennings4473 6 років тому +646

    I wanted to cry and throw up at the same time.

    • @AinetheIrish
      @AinetheIrish 6 років тому +2

      Danika Padin me too

    • @safs4929
      @safs4929 5 років тому +14

      You're just jealous he said mares were better than women.

    • @Bhatt_Hole
      @Bhatt_Hole 4 роки тому +3

      Never trust people with names which begin with "dan". Danny, Danni, Danika, Dan, Danella, Danamarquisha, Daniphonia....they all have a genetic predisposition for being untrustworthy. No idea why. Odd.

    • @RapiDEraZeR
      @RapiDEraZeR 3 роки тому

      Welcome to my girlfriends life with me.

    • @GenocideLv
      @GenocideLv 3 роки тому

      Cap, youre a woman so you fantasize about dogs

  • @KylahRose
    @KylahRose 7 років тому +212

    see's them and the family dog
    3:18
    𝐎𝐇 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐉𝐄𝐒𝐔𝐒

  • @Morgan93586
    @Morgan93586 5 років тому +43

    I come back and watch this every couple of months to laugh my ass off..it never gets old.. top notch content right here lmao

  • @CMDParodies
    @CMDParodies 8 років тому +392

    Ethan, quit horsing around...

  • @git.5578
    @git.5578 8 років тому +26

    I will never look at horses the same again

  • @madddin90
    @madddin90 Рік тому +37

    its been 8 years and just a few days ago the words "just the right hight no bucket required" came out of my mouth and i had to explain to my wife what it meant. why does that stick so well....??

    • @grakken795
      @grakken795 Рік тому +4

      Me toooooo, it haunts me

  • @moonlightwite
    @moonlightwite 8 років тому +377

    I've heard stories of people having rescued animals from people who keep them for sexual pleasure, and I simply cannot fathom why anyone would defend it when it physically and mentally hurts the completely innocent animal who has to endure this kind of abuse. Dogs and other smaller animals get their insides fucked up because of people like the ones in the documentary here, and I'm sure it hurts the horses as well. Animals are not able to give consent - they don't communicate like we do, we often misinterperet their body language because every species has different ways of expression.

    • @johnsacromoni6775
      @johnsacromoni6775 8 років тому +28

      I'm not defending this disgusting behavior, but I don't think animals care if they get fucked or not. They don't really think about morals... In other words they don't think.

    • @IgotDis14
      @IgotDis14 8 років тому +36

      Does a cow give consent on giving out its milk? No.
      Does a chicken give consent on its eggs being taken away? No.
      I'm not saying that what this guy is doing is alright, but if someone is gonna call the guy a rapist then he should be a vegan no less.

    • @IgotDis14
      @IgotDis14 8 років тому +37

      Also, having a pet cat is not considered kidnapping, is it? I mean, the cat doesn't give its consent...

    • @MashieMutt
      @MashieMutt 8 років тому +2

      Fuck feminist, go back to tumblr

    • @BlueMediorium
      @BlueMediorium 8 років тому +15

      I lol'd when you said "it physically and mentally hurts the completely innocent animal" :D

  • @superneko99
    @superneko99 8 років тому +666

    top tier brony

  • @Skillet98
    @Skillet98 9 років тому +215

    I thought this was going to be an awkward video about animal husbandry and artificial insemination...
    MAN, was I wrong!

    • @dvada18
      @dvada18 9 років тому +1

      +Kevin Walter Well, it was "animal husbandry" in a way

    • @lainiwakura666
      @lainiwakura666 9 років тому

      +Glebinator Chernobyl ? not fucked up enough for that im afraid

    • @yangwenli4878
      @yangwenli4878 9 років тому

      +lain iwakura Kino ain't journeying there.

  • @GuyPerson-jt9tv
    @GuyPerson-jt9tv 10 місяців тому +51

    Hey, it's Vaush!

  • @Yoavo
    @Yoavo 6 років тому +322

    You gotta admit the man has balls to admit that fetish on TV
    Now that I think about it, 2 years later, this is probably fake.
    Now that I think about it 3 years later, dude needs help

    • @talloncusack
      @talloncusack 6 років тому +50

      It's a paraphilia not a fetish...animals cant consent

    • @Sanctifires
      @Sanctifires 5 років тому

      yeah

    • @joro7770
      @joro7770 4 роки тому +1

      @@talloncusack Can*

    • @20dka
      @20dka 4 роки тому +6

      He does have balls... But he shouldnt

    • @twoonswig3667
      @twoonswig3667 4 роки тому +1

      gotta have balls to call that a fetish, goddamn

  • @joshmartling
    @joshmartling 7 років тому +82

    And thus the first centar was born

  • @ElAsaltaCulos2
    @ElAsaltaCulos2 9 років тому +22

    "He is like a Mormon, except instead of having two wives, he has a wife and a FUCKING HORSE, DUDE"
    LMFAO

  • @BlueTilda96
    @BlueTilda96 3 роки тому +12

    These videos have been a throwback comfort during this pandemic

  • @jaysean9589
    @jaysean9589 8 років тому +135

    So there's 14 states where this is totally legal and about 20 where it's a misdemeanor. WOW

    • @preston3057
      @preston3057 8 років тому +1

      Ridiculous!

    • @jaysean9589
      @jaysean9589 8 років тому +4

      +ZeSarcasticJuan inspiring

    • @TJl919
      @TJl919 8 років тому +4

      MURICA

    • @datajake7869
      @datajake7869 8 років тому +2

      +TobiasJLogan Hey it's not just America anymore, Canada just legalized animal fucking!

    • @jaysean9589
      @jaysean9589 8 років тому

      This raises so many more questions...

  • @ilankuzmich826
    @ilankuzmich826 8 років тому +1429

    You know.. Being a furry/brony is one thing.. But this is 2 steps further.

    • @rat_mikey
      @rat_mikey 8 років тому +46

      I've been a furry, and have never fucked an animal. I have also met people that have been all of those things. Please save me from the internet.

    • @ilankuzmich826
      @ilankuzmich826 8 років тому +18

      Slaughter Daughter That's why I said that this is 2 steps further.

    • @rat_mikey
      @rat_mikey 8 років тому +15

      Ilan Kuzmich I understand my man.

    • @baraness24
      @baraness24 8 років тому +94

      Ilan Kuzmich more like 15 steps further, jesus christ.

    • @ZingyBoBingy
      @ZingyBoBingy 8 років тому +3

      Ilan Kuzmich the one with a furry profile picture

  • @TheKingOfBears.
    @TheKingOfBears. 8 років тому +304

    They have kids.......oh nooo........

    • @Weird_but_neat
      @Weird_but_neat 8 років тому +42

      lmao I heard jontron "oh noooooooo"

    • @canismo763
      @canismo763 7 років тому

      Mefi Person The animals fuck the kids, This man is related to Mr Hands.

  • @tsac1374
    @tsac1374 10 місяців тому +9

    I wish i could pull off casually inserting a JRHNBR into every day conversation

  • @stacysaurusrex
    @stacysaurusrex 7 років тому +108

    I wonder how that guy is not in jail admitting that shit

    • @johnhein2539
      @johnhein2539 6 років тому +9

      Stacy Yep, I was wondering the same thing. If it’s in the US, maybe there is a state or county legislature? I don’t know though. Dogs and horses. Mankind’s best friends, and best helpers. I kind of hate seeing animals with such a close relationship to humans getting abused worst of all, but it’s still wrong on all fronts.

  • @Dasmanfred
    @Dasmanfred 8 років тому +74

    I thought the horse fucking was a joke until 3:19 WTF

    • @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046
      @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 5 місяців тому

      They're white,of course they unironically have intercourse with animals (also I bet you forgot about this,huh?)

  • @mp3remix171
    @mp3remix171 8 років тому +223

    how is that not illegal in the states?!?!

    • @rustyshackleford4933
      @rustyshackleford4933 8 років тому +148

      It's illegal in most states. But why isn't it illegal in ALL states? Who knows?

    • @basilmybeloved7170
      @basilmybeloved7170 7 років тому +2

      Chris P .Bacon it is
      just not in some

    • @LethalSammich
      @LethalSammich 7 років тому +39

      Well you would think that it’s common knowledge to not fuck an animal but... Idk man I agree there should be a law in all the states that bans beastiality

    • @Mikeanglo
      @Mikeanglo 7 років тому +24

      There really is a state in the US for everyone. It's what makes America so great.

    • @mlalbaitero
      @mlalbaitero 7 років тому

      m p freedom

  • @jackjudd5403
    @jackjudd5403 4 роки тому +62

    Chuck Norris has lost it

    • @krakowski_6237
      @krakowski_6237 4 роки тому +6

      That's the title if cr1tikal made the video

  • @xxlilith_
    @xxlilith_ 8 років тому +60

    That's some fine equine behind

  • @parkeryokey3983
    @parkeryokey3983 7 років тому +63

    Umm... why aren't they in prison? WHY IS THIS LEGAL IN SO MANY STATES?????

    • @janerentz9304
      @janerentz9304 6 років тому +3

      Parker Yokey didnt the girl who had sex with her dog get charged with animal cruelty? I think its probably cause this footage looks alot older and nobody really heard of it back then

    • @annoyingkid48
      @annoyingkid48 5 років тому +4

      I’d look up which states bestiality is illegal in but I don’t want that in my search history

    • @Cage711
      @Cage711 5 років тому +1

      Because american people.

    • @kayleecakes318
      @kayleecakes318 5 років тому

      Right! It's basically animal abuse.

  • @saykaty
    @saykaty 7 років тому +113

    The guy looks like a mix between Chuck Norris and Gene Hackman in Young Frankenstein

    • @mr.flibblessumeriantransla5417
      @mr.flibblessumeriantransla5417 6 років тому +4

      Gene Wilder was in Young Frankenstein, not Gene Hackman.

    • @BronzeJamo90
      @BronzeJamo90 6 років тому

      Mr. Flibble even so, don't bring him into this.

    • @Moctop
      @Moctop 6 років тому

      Looks like a Bee Gees member.

  • @nandimoozle703
    @nandimoozle703 3 роки тому +12

    Here for the 2021 reunion, anyone else from the new podcast here?

  • @cozymoggele
    @cozymoggele 6 років тому +393

    Aren't most humans jrhnbr

    • @SOIBand
      @SOIBand 6 років тому +56

      did you just asume my bucket status?
      xD

    • @JB-rl8ki
      @JB-rl8ki 5 років тому +12

      Well, I've had a couple where a bucket would have been judicious, not quite for the same reason however

    • @SuperSMT
      @SuperSMT 5 років тому +4

      Not Shaq

    • @silverback5814
      @silverback5814 4 роки тому +4

      @Skitarii Scribe trying to let people know you have sex and are tall lol shut up nerd

    • @777dan7777
      @777dan7777 4 роки тому +4

      @@silverback5814 lmao you're letting people know you're short and don't fuck

  • @jujub1264
    @jujub1264 8 років тому +89

    thanks for this h3h3 now im gunna have nightmares... honestly no pun intended

    • @SHITLOADofMONKEYS
      @SHITLOADofMONKEYS 7 років тому +3

      JuliAnn Schmidt the dude in the video has a nightmare every night

    • @thomasl1061
      @thomasl1061 7 років тому +1

      JuliAnn Schmidt huehuehue

  • @fiso64
    @fiso64 7 років тому +54

    I think theme parks are hotter than horses.

    • @andenmil
      @andenmil 6 років тому +10

      Yeah, can't see the narrowness of the jibbs on a horse.

  • @MichaelDavis-zf6nt
    @MichaelDavis-zf6nt 5 років тому +16

    I'm so oblivious, for a moment when he said, "...j.r.h.n.b.n....just the right height no bucket needed, I thought bucket was cowboy slang for a saddle or something. Like he was going to ride it bareback, then it hit me, he was just thinking about a different kind of bareback riding.

  • @EthanWhelpley
    @EthanWhelpley 8 років тому +563

    Not the best video to eat with

    • @VeraLee
      @VeraLee 8 років тому +7

      exactly what I'm doing and now I feel super grossed out lmao

    • @wozz7771
      @wozz7771 8 років тому +1

      Im eating

    • @The_Bad_Show
      @The_Bad_Show 8 років тому +1

      +WozZ same

    • @ernestmattson5700
      @ernestmattson5700 8 років тому

      I was just about to post the same thing...

    • @chillestbread9166
      @chillestbread9166 8 років тому

      I ate dinner to this crap until about halfway through lol

  • @sainttimothyofthericefield4963
    @sainttimothyofthericefield4963 6 років тому +71

    *throw up noise in the distance*

  • @maxmustermann7652
    @maxmustermann7652 9 років тому +133

    I just thought of something:
    Don`t horses tend to kick, when they get pissed off?
    And when you are doing... what you`re doing, you are in perfect line of fire.
    (And a kick from a horse can fuck you up badly)

    • @HazyTown01
      @HazyTown01 9 років тому +115

      Max Mustermann A risk he's willing to take.

    • @Zeropointill
      @Zeropointill 9 років тому +75

      +Max Mustermann Have you ever been kicked by a pony? I have. Sure it hurt like hell but i still got up after.
      (and finished the job).

    • @maxmustermann7652
      @maxmustermann7652 9 років тому

      +Zeropointill
      I haven't but a buddy of mine sure has been.
      Broke both of his knees. (Lucky shot, I guess.)

    • @Zeropointill
      @Zeropointill 9 років тому +5

      I was being facetious mostly. You're right, a horse can fuck you up pretty badly. The horse that bucked me wasn't exactly a pony, it was about a hand taller (you measure horse height in hands, roughly 4 inches i think) but it still sent me to the ground pretty good.
      Most people are lucky that horses are generally timid animals, once they realize how easily they can overpower people that horse is pretty much useless because it will try to fuck you up. You see that with lone mares that don't see others of their species for long periods of time. They're social creatures and if they don't get the behavioural cues they would in a group setting they move on to the next thing, people.

    • @galdanith
      @galdanith 9 років тому +1

      +Max Mustermann I'm just guessing the horse is into it too??

  • @Omer-or8pg
    @Omer-or8pg 3 роки тому +22

    I just got this in my recommended after so ma y years … damn that h3tv dolphin discussion lol

  • @SCGmovies
    @SCGmovies 8 років тому +76

    A real life clopper.... wow.

    • @QueenFondue
      @QueenFondue 8 років тому +67

      Sentient cartoon ponies is one thing. This shit is just...

  • @TheChewyness
    @TheChewyness 7 років тому +57

    RIP Maregasm, long live True Animal Love.

  • @jeremyhernandez1936
    @jeremyhernandez1936 8 років тому +19

    And thats how Centaurs are made

  • @emmominion8451
    @emmominion8451 6 років тому +341

    if he gets the horse pregnant, will it be abled to go on MAREternity leave?

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 6 років тому +9

      Idk, but you can.
      Leave the room, that is.
      👉🚪

    • @PunmasterSTP
      @PunmasterSTP 5 років тому +1

      John Smith Perhaps if she unbridled herself from work, she could get support from her neigh-bors...

    • @Empressette
      @Empressette 4 роки тому +1

      Buh-Dum-Tiss

    • @limitess9539
      @limitess9539 4 роки тому +1

      you can't, the DNA is too different

  • @HazyTown01
    @HazyTown01 9 років тому +118

    25 bucks says he watches My Little Pony and uses 4chan.
    Just a hunch.

    • @Zeropointill
      @Zeropointill 9 років тому +28

      +Haze Haberdasher I bet YOU watch My Little Pony and use 4chan.
      Just a hunch.

    • @CorneliusPWippleshire
      @CorneliusPWippleshire 9 років тому

      +Zeropointill ecccchhhh bronies

    • @s8wc3
      @s8wc3 9 років тому +8

      +Haze Haberdasher 7chan and 9gag*
      only the edgiest will do

    • @MrAndrewrock
      @MrAndrewrock 9 років тому

      +Haze Haberdasher let's make it 25 buckets

    • @SneakingMOUSE
      @SneakingMOUSE 9 років тому

      You just lost $25.

  • @brittany2197
    @brittany2197 8 років тому +34

    Dude looks like the guy on that show sisterwives on TLC

  • @seannyscene4446
    @seannyscene4446 2 роки тому +11

    I miss these I wish they did more an opened this up again

  • @Bootstrahps
    @Bootstrahps 4 роки тому +13

    By far my fave h3h3Productions video. This dude that fucks horses is the creepiest dude I’ve ever seen and Ethan just knocks this shit out of the park.

  • @heinehandegard1279
    @heinehandegard1279 9 років тому +20

    "I break mares with my face in the united states" - MacRide 2010

  • @baizidahmedzidan170
    @baizidahmedzidan170 8 років тому +284

    Maregasm
    This is a horses equivalent of a orgasm. In some hick towns in America where sleeping with animals is accepted, boasting in the bar about giving your horse a "Maregasm" is quite common and completely acceptable.
    Cletis: I gone and got me a new horse called Betsie, She's a beauty, it took me a while but i gave her a "Maregasm" she aint never gonna forget!
    John Boy: Way ta go Cletis, you a lucky man!

    • @kattesperanza6329
      @kattesperanza6329 8 років тому +34

      eric cartmendez *cletis* 😂💀

    • @Bl00obs
      @Bl00obs 8 років тому +5

      Not true I live in WestVirginia and that doesn't happen trust me

    • @donngodfather285
      @donngodfather285 7 років тому +18

      It happens in North Carolina. I saw a guy fucking his zebra. Yes, a zebra.

    • @swellfellow7008
      @swellfellow7008 7 років тому +10

      Tbh it's borderline animal abuse

    • @xxFortunadoxx
      @xxFortunadoxx 7 років тому +68

      There's nothing borderline about it. It's clearly abuse and they should be arrested immediately.

  • @PanicGiraffe
    @PanicGiraffe 9 років тому +315

    Isn't this illegal?

    • @PanicGiraffe
      @PanicGiraffe 9 років тому

      Dark sauce.

    • @holdshiftt2run308
      @holdshiftt2run308 8 років тому

      +PanicGiraffe It is counted as a misdemeanor or in some states tried as animal abuse.

    • @oauziphil8512
      @oauziphil8512 8 років тому +13

      In some states it's illegal, the federal law has left the issue of zoophilia (Sex with animals) to the states. In some states such as Texas (Go Texas!) it's legal. Keep in mind that these states where it's legal does not mean they passed a law allowing it, it simply means they have not discussed the issue and have no laws against or with zoophilia.

    • @MandenTV
      @MandenTV 8 років тому +5

      It is now. Remember Mr Hands? "Too much? Too much?" "Ohhhhhhhh"

  • @jannahgarcia
    @jannahgarcia 3 роки тому +9

    i cant believe I'm here after they talked about this on H3 podcast

  • @AnonymousFish1204
    @AnonymousFish1204 7 років тому +85

    WOW Ethan great Hoves keep it up!