Official Awful Games Done Quick Highlights | AGDQ 2019

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  • @designator7402
    @designator7402 4 роки тому +642

    "You can start the timer any time you want. This is Virtual Hydlide, it really doesn't matter."
    God, I love that line.

  • @halonone
    @halonone 4 роки тому +322

    I am trying to fathom some situation in one's life that makes one think, "I am going to learn how to speed run Virtual Hydlide."

  • @Levi_Skardsen
    @Levi_Skardsen 5 років тому +1043

    Fun fact about Star Wars on PS1: In Official PlayStation Magazine, it was reviewed and given 9/10. One month later, after hundreds of complaints saying the game was awful (which it is), they had to print an official apology. In the apology, they'd realised the reviewer hadn't reviewed it objectively, and only scored it high because it was Star Wars. He was fired because of it.

    • @Daosguard
      @Daosguard 5 років тому +119

      Most games just pay off reviewers anyway, not a shocker.

    • @FraserSouris
      @FraserSouris 5 років тому +21

      @@Daosguard
      Fortuntaly, that's become mostly a thing of the past. It's rare that it's a shocker when it does happen

    • @hugosanchez4593
      @hugosanchez4593 4 роки тому +13

      Unpopular opinion I loved and played the shit out of phantom menace

    • @katerkarlodieprinzessin1059
      @katerkarlodieprinzessin1059 4 роки тому +3

      @@hugosanchez4593 same :)

    • @NinjaMamut
      @NinjaMamut 4 роки тому +1

      Thx 4 lore

  • @NottemPortant
    @NottemPortant 5 років тому +478

    The runner for Virtual Hydlide deserves credit for being able to control the game since I couldn't for the life of me even figure out what was going on

  • @LuxuryDragonessX
    @LuxuryDragonessX 5 років тому +460

    The audience screaming at the yeti’s face on the loading screen slays me

  • @bcptbcpt
    @bcptbcpt 4 роки тому +267

    "- hey, I had that game when I was a kid!"
    "- huh, that's weird, my parents loved me"
    LOL!

  • @FieryRedmond
    @FieryRedmond 5 років тому +1024

    "I have not missed a frame yet... I'm still counting as we go. We're up to 7"

    • @khajiithadwares2263
      @khajiithadwares2263 5 років тому +128

      "It's nice to be able to look away from a game... and then look back and not miss a single frame." 13:22

    • @naphackDT
      @naphackDT 5 років тому +78

      "If you go to menu after the first frame after death you get back up."
      Me: "wow, that's a generous time window."

    • @maxthompson7107
      @maxthompson7107 8 місяців тому +1

      “How much is the incentive set up to stop the run?”

  • @BananaBird
    @BananaBird 5 років тому +262

    Timestamps for the games:
    0:02 Super Metroid
    3:20 Hotel Mario
    8:20 Dark Souls
    18:35 Grand Theft Auto
    26:22 Donkey Kong Country 2
    29:15 Super Mario Galaxy
    38:11 Silent Hill
    49:38 Super Mario Land 2
    55:12 Ghosts and Goblins
    58:59 Sonic The Hedgehog
    1:02:35 Castlevania
    1:06:39 Megaman 2
    1:09:25 The Lion King
    1:13:53 Super Smash Bros Melee

    • @maxthompson7107
      @maxthompson7107 11 місяців тому

      Wrong video.

    • @mapytrix3982
      @mapytrix3982 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@maxthompson7107 ya didn't get the joke smh

  • @The_Wandering_Nerd
    @The_Wandering_Nerd 5 років тому +158

    Humanity just wasn't ready for the incredible genius of Mohawk and Headphone Jack.

  • @speedways7190
    @speedways7190 5 років тому +1881

    the awful block needs to have a special design, to make the stream not only have awful games, but have an awful boarder to surround the awful games.

    • @ajassassin7912
      @ajassassin7912 5 років тому +35

      That would be neat to see.

    • @theangrymoon8269
      @theangrymoon8269 5 років тому +63

      maybe they could use the Megaman in this as inspiration

    • @28Pluto
      @28Pluto 5 років тому +53

      Wow, what an awful idea.

    • @pureskill123
      @pureskill123 5 років тому +15

      Border, dude. Using the wrong word will confuse many.

    • @Kurikurikara
      @Kurikurikara 4 роки тому +15

      just deepfry the normal one lol
      (late reply I know sorry)

  • @Mellowbaton
    @Mellowbaton 4 роки тому +115

    Got to give it to PJ for his perseverance in submitting his run 14 times

  • @bmhoxy5780
    @bmhoxy5780 5 років тому +135

    Mohawk & Headphone jack is un ironically one of the best awful games ever shown on gdq

  • @skipventure5158
    @skipventure5158 5 років тому +180

    38:38 The transition for the Star Wars game was a left to right wipe, which is the one thing I remember about the Star Wars prequels. That makes my heart warm. Good on you, GDQ!

  • @petrozza7206
    @petrozza7206 5 років тому +181

    I love that highlights from Awful block are over twice as long as highlights from the regular games at the event

  • @sagesaria
    @sagesaria 4 роки тому +298

    Is it me or is awful block where the audience has the most fun?

    • @flparg2
      @flparg2 4 роки тому +31

      Hell yes. Thats the secret of avgn success, horrible games

    • @tokumei99
      @tokumei99 4 роки тому +17

      It has the most old GDQ energy

    • @hugorosillo4605
      @hugorosillo4605 3 роки тому +7

      Yes, the normal gdq might have moments like tomatoangus(g is silent) running the fallout games, but the best times are when everybody is making jokes and screaming during the run

    • @Godlysound
      @Godlysound 2 роки тому +8

      Imagine you see the mario 64 skips for a decade and then you're shown this nonsense you've never seen before, instantly captivating

    • @NegativeDumpster
      @NegativeDumpster 2 роки тому +13

      Runs of actually good games are taken more seriously, so the audience is usually respectful of that and tends to be more reserved. But when the game is already shitty to begin with, nobody cares, so everyone can just have fun with it.

  • @Audon4150
    @Audon4150 5 років тому +99

    The whole room crying in fear everytime the yeti's face appears on the screen xD god that was funny

  • @gaypiplup
    @gaypiplup 2 роки тому +24

    I could’ve lived my entire life without hearing the phrase “full frontal Noidity”

  • @maxthompson7107
    @maxthompson7107 2 роки тому +15

    17:26
    I actually went ahead and did the work myself. After speeding it up to the point where it’s 6 times as fast, the boss is actually saying “There’s no need to run” in a feminine voice.

  • @FSSZilla
    @FSSZilla 5 років тому +27

    Shout outs to the editor who did the Star Wars wipe for transitions during The Phantom Menace.

    • @FSSZilla
      @FSSZilla 5 років тому +5

      and then I realize they do it for every game. Shoot.

  • @TheArnoldification
    @TheArnoldification 3 роки тому +18

    I genuinely can't tell if mohawk and headphone jack is a good or bad game with its 3000 IQ gravity system

  • @CrasherX2000
    @CrasherX2000 5 років тому +73

    9:18
    Jim the Knight
    Killed by bees

  • @molIymawk
    @molIymawk 5 років тому +24

    mohawk & headphone jack actually looks sick as hell

  • @Awesoman9001
    @Awesoman9001 5 років тому +523

    This block is the best block. There is a good reason it has the longest highlights. I'm just surprised the entire thing isn't highlights.
    Also, does anyone know what's the status on the hovercannons?

  • @NanoManya8
    @NanoManya8 5 років тому +19

    This block is SO AWESOME. Mohawk and Headphone Jack??? WTF!!! So funny to see that. So cool to see someone know so much about such an unknown game. I love this!

  • @v2d2
    @v2d2 Рік тому +5

    21:58 LOL i love when the audience gets jumpscared by that face everytime

  • @reverencemusic9
    @reverencemusic9 5 років тому +36

    "Why am I dumb?!"
    "...You're playing monkey king."

  • @koobiie
    @koobiie 5 років тому +122

    mario galaxy's gravity has NOTHING on mohawk and headphone jack

    • @madhatt3r93
      @madhatt3r93 4 роки тому +3

      And thank god for that 😅

  • @studentism
    @studentism 4 роки тому +6

    fantastic compilation, thank you! kinda wished it included a little bit more of iceblock, but that's just my personal opinion. i loved his dry humor and could not stop laughing all throughout his run! hope to see him again at GDQ soon :)

  • @rollwulf
    @rollwulf 4 роки тому +16

    I died at trombone disaster, but died twice as the "Urban Yeti Trombone Player" donated XD

  • @PocketNachos
    @PocketNachos 5 років тому +14

    1:12:37 it sounds like he says "por favor" very quietly under his breath and then realizes that he doesn't actually want to say it.

  • @Leto_0
    @Leto_0 Рік тому +2

    53:00 Cue the Matrix scene: "What does it look like to you?"
    "I just see platforms"

  • @JasonALMS2010
    @JasonALMS2010 5 років тому +31

    Virtual Hydlide, worst game ever, best runner ever! Love Gyre

  • @charcoal9611
    @charcoal9611 5 років тому +40

    I unironically think Mohawk looks like a dope game and I don't get why it's in the awful block. I mean I guess you could get motion sickness or something but anything that could cause that just looks cool imo

    • @Magic_beans_
      @Magic_beans_ Рік тому +9

      Yeah, I’d put it in the same category as _Mischief Makers_ or _Dynamite Headdy_ : solid games with a high skill cap, they’re just hella weird.

  • @benjaminsmull2034
    @benjaminsmull2034 5 років тому +15

    47:41 More Hover-cannons will be coming!
    We must hurry.
    More Hover-cannons will be coming!
    We have to get out of here!
    They'll be coming back soon!

  • @mikebison9251
    @mikebison9251 5 років тому +43

    If you havent watched that full iceplug home alone 2 run treat yourself. Its one of the best.

    • @DrEisenhower
      @DrEisenhower 5 років тому +10

      Dude was utterly hilarious even without the couch full behind him. Legend.

  • @jameskyle3466
    @jameskyle3466 5 років тому +12

    Damn, that Mohawk & Headphone Jack bassline though...

  • @oofadoofa313
    @oofadoofa313 5 років тому +48

    20:03
    Dang I've never seen this Hotline Miami mod before

  • @bombabombom3603
    @bombabombom3603 4 роки тому +5

    Mohawk & Headphone Jack in a nutshell:
    EXTREME CLOSE-UP! _WHOOOOOOAAAAH!_

  • @theknack101
    @theknack101 5 років тому +16

    I remembered buying that dragon's lair game at a used good store. I thought it was the OTHER dragon's lair game for game boy color that was a surprisingly faithful recreation of the original dragon's lair. It was almost a shot for shot remake of it in fact, just with GBC graphics. I got tricked about a month later again when I saw the store had Quest for gameboy for sale. I thought it was the remake of the 64 game, but it was just a reskin of some puzzle game. It was infuriating.

  • @drizzypuffs523
    @drizzypuffs523 5 років тому +30

    Don't even know how to make GDQ better but THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT!

  • @munz4631
    @munz4631 2 роки тому +2

    When homie screamed: “IM READY TO YETTI” I absolutely lost it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @MrShs812
    @MrShs812 4 роки тому +8

    1:03:43 The Orion part really came out of left field for me and I lol’d so hard you wouldn’t believe

  • @dancingwithmic3548
    @dancingwithmic3548 5 років тому +122

    Can't wait for Jim in smash.

    • @TeruteruBozusama
      @TeruteruBozusama 5 років тому +13

      He will always be turned away from the camera..!

    • @scottpilgrimpwns
      @scottpilgrimpwns 5 років тому +11

      JIM! INCHING ALONG!

    • @madhatt3r93
      @madhatt3r93 5 років тому +21

      His ultimate slows down framerate to 7/minute

  • @NekoValtz
    @NekoValtz 4 роки тому +17

    48:30 I legit thought my ears were ringing

  • @nicklewry3854
    @nicklewry3854 5 років тому +17

    40:41
    And this is where I’d put my Jarjar
    IF I HAD ONE

  • @Joshbonez
    @Joshbonez 5 років тому +70

    @33:10 ORB! ORB! ORB! ORRRRRRRB! lmao

  • @malcovich_games
    @malcovich_games 5 років тому +175

    Virtual Hydlide is really the best (worst) s*** ever..!

    • @markotik75
      @markotik75 5 років тому +19

      Cat and Monkey Gaming LOL Yeah, I can’t believe it’s quicker to turn 180 by going into the menu, turning then going back into the game 😂😂😂

    • @malcovich_games
      @malcovich_games 5 років тому +2

      @@markotik75 "In the menu they don't have to render the graphics" haha! :D

  • @nameforcomments4092
    @nameforcomments4092 4 роки тому +7

    Man I hope they don't actually get in trouble for saying "that's never happened before", because it's always hilarious.

  • @sophiegrey9576
    @sophiegrey9576 5 років тому +4

    I loved the posing at the end of each stage in the trio the punch run

  • @matthiasnem808
    @matthiasnem808 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you for the Highlights!

  • @MrCookiedough
    @MrCookiedough 4 роки тому +3

    I feel the need to state that there were in fact *three* monkey games in this video

  • @neoqwerty
    @neoqwerty 5 років тому +7

    hour-long awful block highlights, whooooo!

  • @briantheb6939
    @briantheb6939 4 роки тому +1

    I played the home alone 2 game on the SNES when I was a kid! Glad to see childhood nostalgia

  • @ghostproxy11
    @ghostproxy11 5 років тому +44

    They should run Shifters from 3DO.. Horrible game but strangely addicting and stunning visuals

  • @penguin_acesgaming9483
    @penguin_acesgaming9483 5 років тому +13

    Whoa, I've watched SaintMillions run of Demons Souls a million times for my own speedrunning! Its awesome to see him running other things

  • @fruitypeebils
    @fruitypeebils 4 роки тому +15

    6:30 damn seems pretty degrading for dominoes to insult their own delivery drivers

  • @formerlyknownasmousecopp4367
    @formerlyknownasmousecopp4367 5 років тому +20

    9:05 Elden Ring is a reboot of this game

  • @MusicIsEarth
    @MusicIsEarth 5 років тому +3

    Oh shit, Petedorr ran Urban Yeti? I used to watch his videos all the time! That makes the run even better.

  • @Magic_beans_
    @Magic_beans_ 2 роки тому +3

    25:07 So many new sentences being invented.

  • @AdAce21
    @AdAce21 5 років тому +20

    I'm just gonna leave this here.... 26:02
    You're Welcome.

  • @jeremyburlingame6248
    @jeremyburlingame6248 5 років тому +3

    Such good spirit in that room

  • @MLPTechnoColt
    @MLPTechnoColt 5 років тому +4

    Virtual Hydlide brings back tainted memories.

  • @colin_henry1
    @colin_henry1 5 років тому +30

    Who’s hyped for sgdq!??!

  • @HunterIsRad
    @HunterIsRad 4 роки тому +6

    “I’m ready to yeti!”
    ~Random viewer

  • @hedgievg
    @hedgievg 5 років тому +2

    Holy sh*t, I thought we'll never see awful games highlights of this winter, what a surprise

  • @ThonyHedgehog
    @ThonyHedgehog 5 років тому +30

    Awful Games Block Highlight is longer than the regular highlight x)

  • @AzureSamiel
    @AzureSamiel 5 років тому +3

    SGDQ 2019 is almost here, HYPE!!!

  • @super_duper_heeper_turbo9266
    @super_duper_heeper_turbo9266 4 роки тому +2

    the most hilarious runs haha!

  • @Salted_Fysh
    @Salted_Fysh 5 років тому +9

    Honestly, I don't understand why Mohawk is in the awful games block. It looks like an incredibly technical game and I don't see any glaring faults with it. I'd like to see more runners ditch 10 hour long RNG runs and pick something like this up.
    Also Phantom Menace might objectively qualify as an awful game but I have fond memories of it as a kid. :p

    • @colecostie
      @colecostie 5 років тому +10

      The main problem with Mohawk is that the game is a fun speed game, but the regular game is unfair, confusing, and very, very nauseating.

  • @ScarsMclovin
    @ScarsMclovin 5 років тому +4

    Well done with all the highlight reels

  • @kendalldrury8156
    @kendalldrury8156 4 роки тому +1

    Mohawk and headphone jack gave me vertigo.

  • @nathanieltidwell3675
    @nathanieltidwell3675 4 роки тому +3

    Biplanes had been phased out long before 1939. The iconic BF 109 was introduced in 1935 for instance.

  • @Hobby_Collector
    @Hobby_Collector 5 років тому +1

    OMG THE PHANTOM MENACE PS1 GAME WAS ACTUALLY MY CHILDHOOD HOLYSHIT I WAS STARTING TO THINK IT WAS ALL A FEVER DREAM

  • @steveblock3882
    @steveblock3882 5 років тому +13

    urban yeti is the best

  • @FelrinKirla
    @FelrinKirla 4 роки тому +1

    Iceplug's run was killer

  • @Quamikaze
    @Quamikaze 4 роки тому +1

    I can't believe Virtual Hydlide was shipped, that is the most nauseating thing I've seen in my life.

  • @Nekosage
    @Nekosage 5 років тому +2

    I remember reading about that Sword of Sodan Easter Egg in a gaming magazine.

  • @FishFreddy
    @FishFreddy 4 роки тому

    I have played Home Alone. It made sense. I didn't know there was a complete nonsense Home Alone 2 game. Thanks Iceplug! Funny run!

  • @nikro8275
    @nikro8275 2 роки тому +2

    Someone else needs to run Mohawk and Headphone Jack. PJ is lookin really lonely on those leaderboards.
    Also that run is still the WR.

  • @Jazzmofo
    @Jazzmofo 4 роки тому +4

    39:37 listen to the beat of the lasers

  • @Joemamashouse69
    @Joemamashouse69 4 роки тому

    Obiwan: Master, you're injured
    Qui Gon: You don't say.

  • @darko6899
    @darko6899 4 роки тому +2

    Monkey king is actually a tv show in China about Sun Wu Kong who is birthed from a boulder and fought the heaven. The story is fucking fire and everything in this game have some what a depiction of his powers but the game was still garbage

  • @swanky2202
    @swanky2202 5 років тому +5

    Twitch Chat made PJs great run even more enjoyable. :D

  • @galloviking4766
    @galloviking4766 5 років тому +6

    I actually have that Star Wars game. I didn't find it that bad when I was 10.

  • @hellsing219
    @hellsing219 5 років тому +3

    do you want an actual awnser??? hahaha that killed me xD

  • @chrisbartolini1508
    @chrisbartolini1508 3 роки тому +1

    I feel like I hallucinated Urban Yeti

  • @davido2161
    @davido2161 3 роки тому +1

    ngl, the Mohawk game looks like it was an interesting idea that just needed some more polish. The gravity mechanics actually look pretty innovative, although I admit they are a bit nauseating.

  • @jakefisher6601
    @jakefisher6601 5 років тому +8

    Mega man dos, dos not need to exist

  • @gokhankarakaya4740
    @gokhankarakaya4740 4 роки тому +1

    "..so we skipped Jarjar."
    *applauses*
    @39:26

  • @Vandermear
    @Vandermear 4 роки тому +1

    The awful block needs more JAWS!

  • @CarlosThadeu
    @CarlosThadeu 3 роки тому +1

    So I'm from Brazil and I only found this channel now and, on behalf of my country.. I'm sorry about the woodpecker game LOL For some reason, people keep putting out shit stuff for us based on woodpecker, I thought it was only the movie, but there is a game too hahaha

  • @micaholson7293
    @micaholson7293 5 років тому +2

    That pizza man must be extremely underpaid for what he does.

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 4 роки тому

    Woody Woodpecker has the finest MS Paint graphics.

  • @snoopdoggdankkush9285
    @snoopdoggdankkush9285 4 роки тому +2

    It's a shame that 3rd game is so bad, it looks really cool.

  • @Moltensheep
    @Moltensheep 5 років тому +4

    You know the block is good when the highlight is over 1 hour long

  • @Seppi1310
    @Seppi1310 5 років тому

    Holy shit, this star wars game kept me busy for about 2 years as a child and I only got to Tatooine :D

  • @homerlaw
    @homerlaw 5 років тому +4

    I nearly yarfed watching Mohawk and Headphone Jack, thats as bad as a videogame has ever made me feel

    • @leannehetherington2164
      @leannehetherington2164 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I never get queasy playing games but the whole spinning pipe section had my stomach doing somersaults

  • @nicksteele5613
    @nicksteele5613 4 роки тому

    Monkey King is a *very* rage-enducing game

  • @Leto_0
    @Leto_0 Рік тому

    Wow the minecarts in Virtual Hydlide were so much better than the rest of the game

  • @minerturtle4550
    @minerturtle4550 4 роки тому +1

    i genuinely stsrted getting sick at mohawk and headphone jack which honestly suck because it looks pretty cool