Welcome to today's Meme Accounting... Amazon Reviews Part 3 published at 3am my time. On a Sunday morning. Bloody hell Simon, some of us need our beauty sleep. Come on now.... just three more hours latter and we'll all get a 'morning treat' or... are you a vampire who only does this at night... is THAT the secret of the basement? Welcome to scandisk... F*ing skip quickly: 2 Lazy one: 1 (good - the team can actually pack more into a shorter video) ETA Space heater gets a mention: 1 Simon picks hos ear and then wipes the goop on his blazer: 1 Red Solo Cups: 13 Sponge Bobs square pants: 1 Script taps: 5 Script Slaps: 2 Boi with the Blaze: 1 I get a mention: 4 Simon has trouble talking: 15 Chill Dude: 1 Smash that dislike button: 3 ...and depart: 3 I stand when I Blaze: 1 Thanks for leaving me alone: 1 (says mister gummy bear) Enron mug appearances: 19 Ryan... Money back: 1 AHHHH.. Just give me my money: 1 u gotta sick this first: 1 Shut the F*uck up Grant: 1 Danny's life story: 1 Danny's monster hand: 5 Danny how do you fit all the stuff in the basement: 1 Bird and a mouse: 1 Picachu's Penis shadow: 1 Does Simon have Trump sized hands?: 1 #cancelsimon: 3 Simon's in the middle of that mofo: 1 (you should keep that one quiet Mister Average). Oh Fo Sho: 1 Oh Shit Looseal: 1 Spiderman with boobs mouse mat: 1 Use all the glue: 1 Use a Saturn V rocket to melt that shit down: 1 Windows 8 is the best: 1 (nahhhh not at all) Upgraded to Windows 95: 1 Go-Go-Go-Go-Go-Go-Go: 1 OOOOhhhhhhhhhh - moving on: 1 Raid shadow Legends: 1 What the F*ck is that?: 1 Sonic the hedgehog: 1 God like Amazon Delivery truck: 1 Clouds in the air: 4 Why are you screaming again? WHY?: 1 Simon is god: 1 Man of mystery: 1 Simon has trouble with Siri: 0 because Siri admitted it's shite. Noise Cancelling headphones block out major crimes: 1 Crap little steering wheel tray: 1 Danny can't pass his driving test: 1 Simon insults all people who can't pass the driving test: 1 (I passed one in the UK and one in the USA - let me tell you, the British one was WAY harder than the American one). F******CK: 1 OHHH MYYYY: 1 Easier to ignore all the frightened screams: 1 I have one of those sun shades for my car: 1 Don't stick your head out the window: 1 Hair Covered vomit encrusted armchair: 1 Simon doesn't clean himself: 1 (Eeuuuwwwwww) Bob: 15 Who's to lazy to clean himself Simon?: 1 Like 70 different timezones: 1 A little bit ridiculous: 1 (Only a little?) Boobless: 1 F*ck you science: 2 Smash that like button: 1 Street cleaning tractor: 1 Foaming Business Blaze: 1 (WTF simon, WTF?)... Enjoy Cocaine Responsibly: 1 Today's Meme Counting total: 147 Simon, don't say to anyone that I got $100 of merch off you or the Tax people will want a T shirt at least!!!!! Comestibles... That's a Monty Python reference that went way over Simon's bald head. Denon HiFi gear actually had quite the reputation. and was REALLY expensive in the 1990's. For those that wonder, a 20 minute video of Simon's took 45 minutes of work to generate this post. Now to catch up on my sleep.
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I love how Simon spends at least 30% of every Blaze veering completely of topic and getting lost in the anecdotes he wheels out........Danny writes a paragraph on an injury he just got, and gets raked over the coals. It's the BizBlaze Way !
@@NomaddUK Two. The red solo cup at the beginning followed by the Enron mug. The latter only has the logo on one side, so in some shots it looks like a plain white mug.
sebastian riemer I remember one video from a German show that ended with a pretty hardcore advice. Roughly translated: „And remember kids, noone gets addicted by a single shot of heroin!“ It was an interview with a fake guest containing like 30 insane curse words in a couple of minutes insulting the host. The host was called „communist pig“ and „fake news system prostitute“. Epic, good old public broadcasting. XD
Business Blaze has honestly become my favourite channel on UA-cam whilst I've been stuck indoors... thanks for cheering me up, Simon. :) I have the greatest sympathy for poor old Danny stuck in that basement... it's horrible not being able to go outside
Same here! It's super funny and entertaining and I enjoy the longer videos personally. I have sympathy for Danny not being able to pass a driving test... but find it funny, too thou hahahaha and I'm disabled so..... lack of coordination is NOT a disability either. Being *disabled* is a disability, like having a neck/back spinal injury that affects your ability to stand. (but not my ability to press pedals.)
@@Memento_Mori_Morals There is a condition affecting coordination called dyspraxia, although I suspect Danny doesn't have that. (I do and can't drive, although I did know someone once who was diagnosed with dyspraxia who could; I took one trip with him driving - never again. The dude was downright dangerous. We were talking and he took his eyes off the road to look at me. Luckily I didn't and alerted him to an oncoming tree in time.) Dyspraxia is counted as a 'motor disability' in the UK. www.nhs.uk/conditions/developmental-coordination-disorder-dyspraxia-in-adults/
To be fair, airline vouchers would be useless if you aren't planning on flying within one year. While I hadn't yet bought tickets before COVID made it doubtful and the event in Flanders got cancelled that would have been ongoing now, I know several who had and now have vouchers for way more than they can possibly use before they expire.
Jon Nunn yeaaaah I have basically an IOU for a flight to China right now because they wouldn’t have given me the full amount for a flight (it was round trip, and they were going to give me half instead of the price of a single flight) they better not have a time limit on it
Simon: "Welcome to EulogyBlaze. I am your eulogizer Simon, Danny writes a eulogy for the deceased, Sam adds some memes, there's some silliness, and some facts about the person in the casket."
I'm sorry I forgot Sam the memes tie it all together. I also want Simon to do his now famous "script slap", when I hear he practices at home in front of the mirror.
That's just what Red Solo cups do, like wire clothes hangers or rabbits. It's good that he keeps them stored in BB's quarters. If he took them home, people of all sorts would turn up at his door in droves (because Red Solo Cups mean it's a party and covid-19 guidelines be damned) and soon there would be Red Solo Cups half-full (half-empty?) containing some sort of alcoholic beverage placed on every surface in the house and no one would claim ownership of any of them and as soon as the cups were ALL treated in this manner, the party would be officially over and Simon's cleaning lady would be working overtime to clear the place of the disease-ridden red monsters. I don't make the rules, I just observe and smh. The Labor Day party at The University of Central Florida last weekend is a prime example of the devastation that occurs when there is a group of college students with a three day break from school when some yahoo decides to throw Red Solo cups into the already precarious situation. Chaos! Anarchy! Students identified on videos shown *violating the covid-19 guidelines for proper social distancing* supplied to news reporters and university administrators are forced into Quarantine Tents or invited to leave campus and go home for 14 days. No, Simon, for the sake of all that is good and sacred DO NOT TAKE THOSE THINGS HOME! EVER!
I like how progressively the bleeps let more and more of the curse words through as the video goes on, till by the end the cussing isn't even edited out.
Thanks UA-cam for ruin my joke! I tried to make a joke by writing a comment in which I used curse words with asterisks to simulate bleeping. I did let the words be increasingly visible and ended with: these guys are hilarious m-f-ers. The comment was instantly removed. 😢
You can also thank UA-cam for the reason why they do that in the first place. Apparently, the more curse words and other "nefarious" stuff in the first 5-10 minutes of a video the higher the chance it will get demonitised, with less chance of getting demonitsed for the same stuff later on in the video. Makes no sense to me, but then I'm not a machine learning algorithm that knows everything about everything on YT.
@@c.james1 iirc the change came when UA-cam switched from "click = money" to "watch time = money" but with that said, I don't think there's any way for it to 'make sense' it's totally nonsensical and I have no idea why an algorithm would be built to scrub through a video for 'bad words' in the first place, so I'm completely baffled by the fact it somehow gets lazier the farther into the video it scrubs, shit's wack fam
I love how simon just comes alive in these business blaze videos. I always have one of his channels playing throughout the day when I need a break from podcasts.
Simon: 1st time here? You're probably wondering what's going on... Me: I've been here almost a year and half the time I wonder what's going on here simon.
“Windows scandisk, you’re useless” I was once like you, but then Windows scandisk actually fixed my Xbox’s messed up hard drive. Do I understand it? No. Did it shake everything I thought I knew to its very foundation? Yes. Emphatically yes. Allegedly.
,Damon Mclean ....of course, it is alleged because I can't imagine YOU running out of cocaine!......(assuming that you, allegedly, use cocaine......wink wink)
I’m a little confused as to why Simon is more concerned about how Danny is fitting all his ergonomic stuff in the basement than how he got the money to pay for it. Better make sure Danny didn’t get a hold of his credit card
Rumor has it Sam makes so much money from memes he sneaked a credit line to Danny, who for some reason doesn't use it for a handsaw, cell phone and large butcher knife. Go figure.
Windows 95 might not be able to run *RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!!!* but I'm quite confident that it can run Doom, and let's be honest, if you have Space 3D Pinball that takes care of all of your gaming needs.
My daughter and I have a robot vacuum (not a Roomba) named Ben...yes, you have to name your vacuum. 😂 We got it because we have a number of rescue cats, which means a number of litter boxes...and lots of litter on the floor. And, of course, fluffballs of cat hair everywhere. We were sweeping constantly. Since getting Ben, it has been glorious...I can walk through the apartment again IN BARE FEET, and we're not constantly picking up that hair. If you have pets, I would highly recommend getting one. We thought we were doing a good job of sweeping until we saw how much more Ben picked up.
I wonder if the can opener bridge would qualify as "business" fails... At least half of the destroyed truck were rented from the same company, so maybe they would have something to say about it?
@@PhanieDaemonia OMG YES SIMON! ua-cam.com/video/USu8vT_tfdw/v-deo.html I mean, I don't know how it'd be made into a video, but I just feel like Simon would like it.
Wazzup, legends? It's after 11 here on the west coast on a Saturday night. Perfect time to enjoy this show the way it deserves, after a few drinks from a solo cup. Cheers
@@WishUchan are you sure? I'm guessing English isn't your first language, but your comment doesn't seem to be truthful. Either way, it's after 5 somewhere so, cheers. "Freedom torch" or not
John Stroud it’s 6:50 Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) right now, and Central European Time (everywhere from Spain to Slovenia) is the same as GMT+2, which makes it 8:50 in the majority of continental Europe and Africa. So no, the other commenter isn’t a liar. You just don’t know what you’re talking about. Also, “freedom” is old slang. It’s just another way of referring to a cigarette.
I got my first digital watch when I was 9. It had 3 time zones, 2 alarms, stop watch, AND A MAGIC 8 BALL. It was semi-see-through purple with a floral velcro band. I wore it every single day for nearly 5 years (went through so many replacement bands). So when I started high school, my left wrist was still the size of a child's. And well over a decade later I still have an absurdly pale wrist. Magic 8 Ball did not predict that.
I definitely had that watch growing up. It was my favorite prop to refute teachers saying we wont always have a calculator with us... that is until cell phones.
@@mrmelty53 I'm sure he's getting some weird food all the time. Simon can't afford to lose him. Other channels have writers. Busines Blaze has the holy trinity of Simon Danny and Sam (with the pope Brain the meme accountant)
I have 2 roombas. I have named them after 3 weeks into covid lockdown. Christine is the older model, diligent, noisy, reliable, but needs constant cleaning and tends to eat cables Jimmy is the newer model, lazy (always trying to find shortcuts,) hates compact rugs, and spits up hairballs. While they can't stand to be in the same room I do love them both.
In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick', so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles! - Cleese, Cheese Shop
Is this a Blaze inside joke, or just internet weirdness? I feel more lost every time I visit a UA-cam comment section, but for some reason I keep hoping this time will be different...
I have a brain injury, am in a wheelchair and I can't drive...I love it when Simon pays out Danny for driving. I don't get offended in the least. I can't watch too many videos for long, except your videos Simon. Your voice is so soothing and relaxing, even when you're blazing!!
Ha! I remember all of that Win. 95 - even further back! I used to have a 1989 Compaq 286SLT laptop that ran MS/DOS and Win. 3.1 on it! Sadly, in 2013 I lost most of my stuff when a hurricane flooded my house. "Old Reliable" was among the items I lost, but me and my family were safe.
I’ve watch some of your older channels and love them, I’ve been watching this and your mega channel non stop and I just love the humor that’s written from Danny and the natural side tracked rants thats fuckin hilarious! I used to live in Redding so I get most of the English specific jokes and it makes me miss the random chats I had and jokes I would hear from the other pub goers. Keep up the Phenomenal work!
"Good for people who do a lot of waiting". You know when I did the most waiting? When I was using drugs. I did a lot of waiting in my car in parking lots, for drugs. Enjoy cocaine responsibly.
I have a steering wheel desk. I'm a home health nurse and I use it to chart between patients. When my husband saw the box he freaked out. He seriously thought it was for driving. 😳
OMG this man disarms all my preopinions and just loses me in the quriky charm regardless of my mood. An absolute staple of my whole day. Thank you Simon and Danny and everyone involved in letting me see this.
Blaze on, you crazy diamonds!!! (Sorry, as Simon probably hasn't caught that reference; it's to do with a late-20th century band called Pink Floyd... whom you've never heard of. Regretting my choice of encouragement already.) ... But I meant it in the most uplifting tones imaginable! Blaze on, oh mighty Business Blaze! You put the spring back into my step like I was strutting through a glue factory in somebody else's hooves!
7:54 Windows 8 (and 10) still have Disk Defrag and Scan Disk... I also knew someone who worked on '95 and was ashamed at how much of a buggy piece of shit that OS was... Micro$oft has a tendency to release what I like to call "Beta OSes" as full products. '95 was an Open Beta of '98, 2000 was an Open Beta of XP, Vista for 7, and 8 for 10... Where did Windows 9 go, you ask? Some conspiracies will say that dirty code for '95 and '98 included lines such as "Windows 9x" which would bug out on an OS called "Windows 9" but that's just not true... Micro$oft still uses NT versions to keep track of OS kernels, but it's gotten messy since NT 4. Windows 2000 was NT 5, but XP was 5.1/5.2. Vista was NT 6, and Windows 7 was NT 6.1 (you may see where the "Beta test" joke comes into play now...). Windows 8 was NT 6.2 and Windows 8.1 was NT 6.3. They skipped all the way to NT 10 for Windows 10 to sync up the number schemes (2000 would be 5, XP is 6, Vista is 7, 7 would be 8 and 8 would be 9... thus Windows 10 is the 10th NT kernel).
It wasn't so much Microsoft's own code with the faulty OS check that they could easily fix, but other businesses widely written code.I've commonly seen poorly written code such as String windowsVersion = System.osName.indexOf (8) ; if WindowsVersion
I think you already have a hobby, waiting and watching Business Blaze episodes as early as possible. If you ask Simon he would probably say that it is a quite respectable and sensible hobby.
Can you do a video on alternative currencies criminals use? The classic example is cigarettes in prison, but what I find much more fascinating is when drug dealers would accept laundry detergent as payment.
I got a calculator watch for my 20th birthday. I was wearing it when I got into a bit of a scuffle and blocked a punch. The watch took the hit. They split their knuckle open and the LCD screen was cracked and useless. It was a glorious two months with the watch.
Oh I keep missing your new vids because my notifications are muted at night. I love the blaze SO MUCH that I’m going to turn them on for 24/7 just to get my “LOVE # super low” back! It’s nice to get a new one right before bed anyway. Sweet dreams my Bois!
Welcome to today's Meme Accounting...
Amazon Reviews Part 3 published at 3am my time. On a Sunday morning. Bloody hell Simon, some of us need our beauty sleep. Come on now.... just three more hours latter and we'll all get a 'morning treat' or... are you a vampire who only does this at night... is THAT the secret of the basement?
Welcome to scandisk... F*ing skip quickly: 2
Lazy one: 1 (good - the team can actually pack more into a shorter video)
ETA Space heater gets a mention: 1
Simon picks hos ear and then wipes the goop on his blazer: 1
Red Solo Cups: 13
Sponge Bobs square pants: 1
Script taps: 5
Script Slaps: 2
Boi with the Blaze: 1
I get a mention: 4
Simon has trouble talking: 15
Chill Dude: 1
Smash that dislike button: 3
...and depart: 3
I stand when I Blaze: 1
Thanks for leaving me alone: 1 (says mister gummy bear)
Enron mug appearances: 19
Ryan... Money back: 1
AHHHH.. Just give me my money: 1
u gotta sick this first: 1
Shut the F*uck up Grant: 1
Danny's life story: 1
Danny's monster hand: 5
Danny how do you fit all the stuff in the basement: 1
Bird and a mouse: 1
Picachu's Penis shadow: 1
Does Simon have Trump sized hands?: 1
#cancelsimon: 3
Simon's in the middle of that mofo: 1 (you should keep that one quiet Mister Average).
Oh Fo Sho: 1
Oh Shit Looseal: 1
Spiderman with boobs mouse mat: 1
Use all the glue: 1
Use a Saturn V rocket to melt that shit down: 1
Windows 8 is the best: 1 (nahhhh not at all)
Upgraded to Windows 95: 1
Go-Go-Go-Go-Go-Go-Go: 1
OOOOhhhhhhhhhh - moving on: 1
Raid shadow Legends: 1
What the F*ck is that?: 1
Sonic the hedgehog: 1
God like Amazon Delivery truck: 1
Clouds in the air: 4
Why are you screaming again? WHY?: 1
Simon is god: 1
Man of mystery: 1
Simon has trouble with Siri: 0 because Siri admitted it's shite.
Noise Cancelling headphones block out major crimes: 1
Crap little steering wheel tray: 1
Danny can't pass his driving test: 1
Simon insults all people who can't pass the driving test: 1
(I passed one in the UK and one in the USA - let me tell you, the British one was WAY harder than the American one).
F******CK: 1
OHHH MYYYY: 1
Easier to ignore all the frightened screams: 1
I have one of those sun shades for my car: 1
Don't stick your head out the window: 1
Hair Covered vomit encrusted armchair: 1
Simon doesn't clean himself: 1 (Eeuuuwwwwww)
Bob: 15
Who's to lazy to clean himself Simon?: 1
Like 70 different timezones: 1
A little bit ridiculous: 1 (Only a little?)
Boobless: 1
F*ck you science: 2
Smash that like button: 1
Street cleaning tractor: 1
Foaming Business Blaze: 1 (WTF simon, WTF?)...
Enjoy Cocaine Responsibly: 1
Today's Meme Counting total: 147
Simon, don't say to anyone that I got $100 of merch off you or the Tax people will want a T shirt at least!!!!!
Comestibles... That's a Monty Python reference that went way over Simon's bald head.
Denon HiFi gear actually had quite the reputation. and was REALLY expensive in the 1990's.
For those that wonder, a 20 minute video of Simon's took 45 minutes of work to generate this post.
Now to catch up on my sleep.
You are and forever will be an absolute legend.
Absolute Legend!
Pst.
Pssssst. Brian! Deadpool with boobs mouse mat... quick change it, no one's looking!
I won't tell the tax man. I got ya.
@@xtramoist9999 Deadpool. Of course....
Thank you, Meme Accountant. We hereby recommend you to be promoted to Head Meme Auditor for all your hard work and valued contributions, thank you!! :-)
Don't let Simon lie to you, Danny actually had a swollen hand because Simon tightened the chain that keeps him attached to the boiler he busted
Allegedly
I wonder if Simon ever got his heating sorted out or if he is still warming his balls on the ETA
@@Azerkeux He said he did. But he still has the ETA around, because it’s great thing to rest his feet on, when he gets tired standing.
I thought it was the overly tightened calculator watch....
@@damonwagner3855 if you mean he uses the chain links like an abacus then yes
I love how Simon spends at least 30% of every Blaze veering completely of topic and getting lost in the anecdotes he wheels out........Danny writes a paragraph on an injury he just got, and gets raked over the coals.
It's the BizBlaze Way !
Did you notice how many cups he gets through in this video?
@@NomaddUK Hahahaha you know I'm going back to count now man - maybe it's a cocktail of coffee and crushed Dexedrine....allegedly 😬
@@NomaddUK Two. The red solo cup at the beginning followed by the Enron mug. The latter only has the logo on one side, so in some shots it looks like a plain white mug.
@@PaulsScene you sir, have a keen eye (probably two of them I'm guessing) 👍🍻
I like to think that we’re simons favorite channel
Allegedly.
we'd better be
Business Blaze? Or specifically the commenters on the Blaze?
BB has ruined all the other channels.
I watch every single one of these I can
The others are just what interests me
Reddit Spacing
Simon actually sponsors this channel.
"Enjoy Cocaine Responsibly."
Legendary advice there Simon!
Allegedly
That's on the same level as responsible unprotected sex and responsible drunk driving. 😂
sebastian riemer I remember one video from a German show that ended with a pretty hardcore advice. Roughly translated: „And remember kids, noone gets addicted by a single shot of heroin!“ It was an interview with a fake guest containing like 30 insane curse words in a couple of minutes insulting the host. The host was called „communist pig“ and „fake news system prostitute“. Epic, good old public broadcasting. XD
Its the alleged explanation of why business blaze uploads at completely random hours
@@sebastianriemer1777 responsible unprotected sex is pulling out, lol!
Business Blaze has honestly become my favourite channel on UA-cam whilst I've been stuck indoors... thanks for cheering me up, Simon. :)
I have the greatest sympathy for poor old Danny stuck in that basement... it's horrible not being able to go outside
Thanks. Legend.
Same here! It's super funny and entertaining and I enjoy the longer videos personally. I have sympathy for Danny not being able to pass a driving test... but find it funny, too thou hahahaha and I'm disabled so..... lack of coordination is NOT a disability either. Being *disabled* is a disability, like having a neck/back spinal injury that affects your ability to stand. (but not my ability to press pedals.)
@@Memento_Mori_Morals There is a condition affecting coordination called dyspraxia, although I suspect Danny doesn't have that. (I do and can't drive, although I did know someone once who was diagnosed with dyspraxia who could; I took one trip with him driving - never again. The dude was downright dangerous. We were talking and he took his eyes off the road to look at me. Luckily I didn't and alerted him to an oncoming tree in time.)
Dyspraxia is counted as a 'motor disability' in the UK.
www.nhs.uk/conditions/developmental-coordination-disorder-dyspraxia-in-adults/
No one:
Simon: "This is my space heater. There are many like it, but this one is mine."
"This is my heater, this is my heat. This one's my warmer, this one's my meat!"
Sorry... couldn't resist mate.
No one? What do you mean, no one?
His name is ETA
Simon: brags about sending our Meme Accountant 100$£€(?) worth of vouchers..... also Simon: complains about getting vouchers from Ryan Air..... 😂😂😂👌🏽
Purchthemurch vouchers > Ryanair vouchers. Not even allegedly.
Allegedly.
Simon is slowly becoming Michael O'Leary
To be fair, airline vouchers would be useless if you aren't planning on flying within one year. While I hadn't yet bought tickets before COVID made it doubtful and the event in Flanders got cancelled that would have been ongoing now, I know several who had and now have vouchers for way more than they can possibly use before they expire.
Jon Nunn yeaaaah I have basically an IOU for a flight to China right now because they wouldn’t have given me the full amount for a flight (it was round trip, and they were going to give me half instead of the price of a single flight) they better not have a time limit on it
Jon Nunn I totally understand the situation, but I just thought it was funny to have those two scenarios within the first 3min of the video 😉😂
I want Danny to write my Eulogy and Simon to read it, complete with his ad libing, and bleeps.
Don't forget Sam's memes
Simon: "Welcome to EulogyBlaze. I am your eulogizer Simon, Danny writes a eulogy for the deceased, Sam adds some memes, there's some silliness, and some facts about the person in the casket."
I'm sorry I forgot Sam the memes tie it all together.
I also want Simon to do his now famous "script slap", when I hear he practices at home in front of the mirror.
@@skyden24195 that would be EPIC!
I can't wait to see what he may present in the Bonus facts.
@@skyden24195 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love that I can tell how long ago this was filmed by the length of Simons beard. Plus he still refers to "his heater" as if we've not met yet.
Love watching Simon complain about standing. But he's the not the one chained in basement writing lazy scripts...
Hey, Danny knows his place
I've noticed the red solo cups you got from a viewer are slowly spreading across your shelves and background of the room.....
Further adding to the inside jokes 😄
Yes please ( :
now the real question is, who is willing to spend the $435.86 (Via Greybeal distributing) and ship him another 6-7 cases at 1000 cups per case >:)
That's just what Red Solo cups do, like wire clothes hangers or rabbits. It's good that he keeps them stored in BB's quarters. If he took them home, people of all sorts would turn up at his door in droves (because Red Solo Cups mean it's a party and covid-19 guidelines be damned) and soon there would be Red Solo Cups half-full (half-empty?) containing some sort of alcoholic beverage placed on every surface in the house and no one would claim ownership of any of them and as soon as the cups were ALL treated in this manner, the party would be officially over and Simon's cleaning lady would be working overtime to clear the place of the disease-ridden red monsters. I don't make the rules, I just observe and smh. The Labor Day party at The University of Central Florida last weekend is a prime example of the devastation that occurs when there is a group of college students with a three day break from school when some yahoo decides to throw Red Solo cups into the already precarious situation. Chaos! Anarchy! Students identified on videos shown *violating the covid-19 guidelines for proper social distancing* supplied to news reporters and university administrators are forced into Quarantine Tents or invited to leave campus and go home for 14 days.
No, Simon, for the sake of all that is good and sacred DO NOT TAKE THOSE THINGS HOME! EVER!
I like how progressively the bleeps let more and more of the curse words through as the video goes on, till by the end the cussing isn't even edited out.
Thanks UA-cam for ruin my joke! I tried to make a joke by writing a comment in which I used curse words with asterisks to simulate bleeping. I did let the words be increasingly visible and ended with: these guys are hilarious m-f-ers. The comment was instantly removed. 😢
You can also thank UA-cam for the reason why they do that in the first place. Apparently, the more curse words and other "nefarious" stuff in the first 5-10 minutes of a video the higher the chance it will get demonitised, with less chance of getting demonitsed for the same stuff later on in the video. Makes no sense to me, but then I'm not a machine learning algorithm that knows everything about everything on YT.
@@c.james1 iirc the change came when UA-cam switched from "click = money" to "watch time = money" but with that said, I don't think there's any way for it to 'make sense' it's totally nonsensical and I have no idea why an algorithm would be built to scrub through a video for 'bad words' in the first place, so I'm completely baffled by the fact it somehow gets lazier the farther into the video it scrubs, shit's wack fam
@@harrypadarri6349 Hahahhaha, that's funny in itself :)
I love how simon just comes alive in these business blaze videos. I always have one of his channels playing throughout the day when I need a break from podcasts.
:) thanks
Simon: 1st time here? You're probably wondering what's going on... Me: I've been here almost a year and half the time I wonder what's going on here simon.
Danny's been putting his wrist and hand to good use while stuck down the basement. ✊✊
Snort!
Digging out with a wooden spoon?
“Windows scandisk, you’re useless”
I was once like you, but then Windows scandisk actually fixed my Xbox’s messed up hard drive.
Do I understand it? No. Did it shake everything I thought I knew to its very foundation? Yes.
Emphatically yes. Allegedly.
Even a busted clock gives you the correct time twice a day.
@@contradictorycrow4327 Allegedly.
Even fools have wisdom.
aragonjohn7 - not always. Sometimes they have their dentist remove them. 😜
@@darkwinter6028 yes please : D
Haven't been this early since I ran out of coke. Allegedly
,Damon Mclean ....of course, it is alleged because I can't imagine YOU running out of cocaine!......(assuming that you, allegedly, use cocaine......wink wink)
alledgedlys.
Allegedly.....*blink* Yup sounds right
I’m a little confused as to why Simon is more concerned about how Danny is fitting all his ergonomic stuff in the basement than how he got the money to pay for it. Better make sure Danny didn’t get a hold of his credit card
Rumor has it Sam makes so much money from memes he sneaked a credit line to Danny, who for some reason doesn't use it for a handsaw, cell phone and large butcher knife. Go figure.
I'd be more concerned that he is able to order stuff. He might contact Amazon and ask them for help 😁
@@stephjovi GL getting passed the bots.
@@andiward7068 he's gotta contact an Amazon seller than, instead of Amazon itself 😇. Good chance to catch a human. Best try to find a czech seller.
Oh wait damn I shouldn't give Danny escape tips we need more Busines blaze videos, made by the holy trinity
Windows 95 might not be able to run *RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!!!* but I'm quite confident that it can run Doom, and let's be honest, if you have Space 3D Pinball that takes care of all of your gaming needs.
You are goddamn right.
Oh hell yes! Doom is the beginning and end! And space pinball for when you are bored but don’t have time to commit to doom.
Haha. Simon found a place for the solo cups. 😂😂 Hell yeah!
The fact he's using one for a lamp shade.🤣
Fuckin right? 🤦🏼♂️😂😂
My daughter and I have a robot vacuum (not a Roomba) named Ben...yes, you have to name your vacuum. 😂
We got it because we have a number of rescue cats, which means a number of litter boxes...and lots of litter on the floor. And, of course, fluffballs of cat hair everywhere. We were sweeping constantly. Since getting Ben, it has been glorious...I can walk through the apartment again IN BARE FEET, and we're not constantly picking up that hair.
If you have pets, I would highly recommend getting one. We thought we were doing a good job of sweeping until we saw how much more Ben picked up.
Every time Simon yells “hey Siri”, my phone, watch, iPad and MacBook lose their shit
I loved how he asked if Siri was shit and Siri said "yes"
Sam, you're absolutely killing it, dude😂😂😂
I can’t wait for Simon’s new channel: Script Slaps & Rim Shots. It’s just 20 minutes of hitting stacks of paper and mouth drum noises
Fashioned into cohesive songs?
Danny calling Simon out literally 2 minutes in
I enjoy watching Simon's slow descent into insanity during this pandemic.
Same.
@@brainblaze6526 But you are Simon. Shouldn't you be horrified?
Ellenor Bjornsdottir it’s his AI
When we score 150k subs can we have a best/funniest business blaze comments video? Also, we still need a video about Uhaul! It's a good story!
Omg yes do uhaul it is like a damn soap opera
I wonder if the can opener bridge would qualify as "business" fails... At least half of the destroyed truck were rented from the same company, so maybe they would have something to say about it?
@@PhanieDaemonia OMG YES
SIMON! ua-cam.com/video/USu8vT_tfdw/v-deo.html
I mean, I don't know how it'd be made into a video, but I just feel like Simon would like it.
The new guy: ????
Me: *asthmatic seal clapping for poor Danny*
I can only imagine the channel was called Business Blaze as Simon Whistler Rants About Random Shit was taken.
That's going to be his next channel.
Wazzup, legends? It's after 11 here on the west coast on a Saturday night. Perfect time to enjoy this show the way it deserves, after a few drinks from a solo cup. Cheers
Its 8 in the morning in Europe and i dont even had a freedom torch yet.
@@WishUchan are you sure? I'm guessing English isn't your first language, but your comment doesn't seem to be truthful. Either way, it's after 5 somewhere so, cheers. "Freedom torch" or not
It's 9 am here in Africa.😆
John Stroud it’s 6:50 Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) right now, and Central European Time (everywhere from Spain to Slovenia) is the same as GMT+2, which makes it 8:50 in the majority of continental Europe and Africa. So no, the other commenter isn’t a liar. You just don’t know what you’re talking about.
Also, “freedom” is old slang. It’s just another way of referring to a cigarette.
It’s 2 am In Texas and I’ve ran outta weed but thanks to Simon I can still get my blaze on ;)
For me this video came out at 2 in the morning. So I'm watching it because I can't fall asleep
Enjoy cocaine responsibly!
I got my first digital watch when I was 9. It had 3 time zones, 2 alarms, stop watch, AND A MAGIC 8 BALL. It was semi-see-through purple with a floral velcro band. I wore it every single day for nearly 5 years (went through so many replacement bands). So when I started high school, my left wrist was still the size of a child's. And well over a decade later I still have an absurdly pale wrist. Magic 8 Ball did not predict that.
I definitely had that watch growing up. It was my favorite prop to refute teachers saying we wont always have a calculator with us... that is until cell phones.
If Simon puts on his noise cancelling headphones on a Ryan Air flight, will Michael O'Leary run a meal cart into him?
He slaps them off your head and throws scratch cards at your eyes.
To me this channel belongs to Danny not Simon.... This is Danny's channel Simon just presents it
Ya, but Danny is locked in SIMON's basement. So, Danny doesn't really get much say.
Did anyone remember to walk down and feed Danny?
@@mrmelty53 I'm sure he's getting some weird food all the time. Simon can't afford to lose him. Other channels have writers. Busines Blaze has the holy trinity of Simon Danny and Sam (with the pope Brain the meme accountant)
N Drizzle He only gets fed only when we creates content!
Don't tell anyone. That's the twist at the end of the movie.
"nice guy" lex luthor has really perked up with these blazes, allegedly
Brian getting merch perch vouchers for his meme accounting seriously made my day. Lmao.
Your most enjoyable channel mate! The rest is great... The blaze is the shit though 😁
Legend.
Anyone else see right through the "Grant's my friend that keeps texting me"?
We know you've got him down there with Danny.
James or it was just an auto text and he just likes to tell us he has mates.
I want a t-shirt that says "Keep calm and smash that dislike button!"
3:50 - Chapter 1 - Ergonomic gear
7:00 - Chapter 2 - Windows update
9:30 - Chapter 3 - Audio cable
12:40 - Chapter 4 - Headphones
14:15 - Chapter 5 - Steering wheel plate
16:35 - Chapter 6 - Reflector shade
17:45 - Chapter 7 - Vacuum robot
19:15 - Chapter 8 - Apple watch
Whoever suggested the random cup gag... you are the true legend. I saw the comment but was too drunk to reply. You deserve a medal.
Apparently my Siri thinks we have a similar voice Simon, every time you do hey Siri in your video my Siri pulls up wtf haha
If simon likes George Takei's review for the steering wheel tray he'll love George's review of the 55 gallon drum of lube.
55 gallon of lube? He must be one of the rare connoisseurs of backdoor fun with male whales.
Oh my...
@@89Keith You took the ... err... words.. right out of my mouth :o)
We really need part 4 to have the reviews for The 3 Wolf Shirt (same design as your mug, Simon) - best Amazon reviews ever.
For this channel, Simon needs a coffee mug rack in the background loaded with mugs of failed corporations.
That solo cup is still on the light!!!!! Lol.
Why am I awake at 1am excites for a new Blaze?! Freaking love this.
Love the red Solo cups inhabiting the shelves in the background 😄
Love getting my dose of Simon and memes in one
Aa Video broken Simon is half size....
I have 2 roombas. I have named them after 3 weeks into covid lockdown. Christine is the older model, diligent, noisy, reliable, but needs constant cleaning and tends to eat cables Jimmy is the newer model, lazy (always trying to find shortcuts,) hates compact rugs, and spits up hairballs. While they can't stand to be in the same room I do love them both.
In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick', so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles! - Cleese, Cheese Shop
I would like to buy some CHEEEZZ
Is this a Blaze inside joke, or just internet weirdness? I feel more lost every time I visit a UA-cam comment section, but for some reason I keep hoping this time will be different...
@@petemagnuson7357 😂😂😂😂 fear not, my dude. This is just a Monty Python reference, a bit of 50-ish year old British comedy
@@petemagnuson7357 the Cheese Shop Sketch: ua-cam.com/video/Hz1JWzyvv8A/v-deo.html
I have a brain injury, am in a wheelchair and I can't drive...I love it when Simon pays out Danny for driving. I don't get offended in the least. I can't watch too many videos for long, except your videos Simon. Your voice is so soothing and relaxing, even when you're blazing!!
nothing like simon rambling off script to put me to bed
Lmao so I'm not the only one
Nope we're not alone. #simonslatenighters
Same.
Same, i love the longer videos just for that reason
LOL! 100%!!
Ha! I remember all of that Win. 95 - even further back! I used to have a 1989 Compaq 286SLT laptop that ran MS/DOS and Win. 3.1 on it! Sadly, in 2013 I lost most of my stuff when a hurricane flooded my house. "Old Reliable" was among the items I lost, but me and my family were safe.
Simon, you have an English accent, you're supposed to know polysyllabic words like comestible. Don't ruin my illusion!!!!
Don't go to the UK. It will ruin your preconceptions.
I’ve watch some of your older channels and love them, I’ve been watching this and your mega channel non stop and I just love the humor that’s written from Danny and the natural side tracked rants thats fuckin hilarious! I used to live in Redding so I get most of the English specific jokes and it makes me miss the random chats I had and jokes I would hear from the other pub goers. Keep up the Phenomenal work!
The last time I came this early, I didn't get a second date
I discovered Business Blaze two days ago, and it's already my favorite Simon Whistler channel.
"Good for people who do a lot of waiting".
You know when I did the most waiting? When I was using drugs. I did a lot of waiting in my car in parking lots, for drugs.
Enjoy cocaine responsibly.
I have a steering wheel desk. I'm a home health nurse and I use it to chart between patients. When my husband saw the box he freaked out. He seriously thought it was for driving. 😳
Who remembers Bill Gates splurging on 'Start me up' for the '95 ad campaign ???
Pick me!!
Danny's ergonomic keyboard never leaves him bored
It's allegedly 1am when I am allegedly blazing with an alleged boi
Is it a thicc boi, allegedly?
so allegedly,
much wow
Is that a red solo cup sitting on top of a lamp?? That is a fire hazard, Simon!! Don’t want your house going up in a Blaze!!
Much love to Danny.
Blaze posted 55 minutes ago. 55 minutes missed that I could have been BLAZING!!!
Why are these coming out at such odd times anymore? Simon? Danny? SAM?!?!?!
I remember seeing them in the morning ish time on the west coast of the USA, but the last few have been late at night for me lol
Patrick Hudson exactly... Simon lives in Prague. So it's a perfectly normal time for him.
It always was around 1 pm when I take lunch, but lately 1 and now, 2 am! Cleveland, Ohio, USA 🤷🏽♀️
@@lindah3879 the very late might for me sometime just before midnight on the website.
It's perfect for me in the UK. I get to eat breakfast and watch the blaze.
Danny's inability to pass a driving test is fair game for mockery. I've got no feet and still drive with hand controls! Disability is no barrier 😁👍
Posted 12 seconds ago, huh this is the earliest I've ever been
Definitely need more of these. When you have products like "Shittens" on Amazon, you have plenty to go through.
Guess he read the comment in the last videos about randomly placing the cups with no explanation :)
Yo. He's had a solo cup and a coffee cup
You guys crack me up! Its 4:am and my insomnia is bearable because of my laughter. Thank-you oh so very much!
Simon, don’t be racist to people who can’t afford cleaners to vacuum their homes and need a robot to do it instead.
Sounds like the robot isn’t cleaning 😂
Nicholas Lewis, Allegedly
I'll do it for $50/day.
OMG this man disarms all my preopinions and just loses me in the quriky charm regardless of my mood. An absolute staple of my whole day. Thank you Simon and Danny and everyone involved in letting me see this.
01:58 I miss the slurring 'Ozzie'-meme. Too much backlash gotten from fanboys of the Osbourne-clan?
Haha no, but that also implies that I would care.
Your deep insight has spiralled to depths never before attempted by a presenter. Can whole heartedly say that I'm a fan. Never give up, never grow up.
Always disappointed by the lack of "O' Danny Boy" jokes
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
@@brainblaze6526
@@brainblaze6526 if he can get up in the first place you've clearly added links to the captivity chain
I don't know if he's already covered it but the "15 yogurts lube" funny amazon review is my all time favorite.
You might be interested to know that Tesco the uk supermarket still runs its back office on Windows 95 !
Although ATMs run xp, banks use much older software on the mainframes. It could be 50 years old.
@@paulqueripel3493 Hahah I love it when you see a crashed and the XP start bar has appeared or something.
Blaze on, you crazy diamonds!!! (Sorry, as Simon probably hasn't caught that reference; it's to do with a late-20th century band called Pink Floyd... whom you've never heard of. Regretting my choice of encouragement already.) ... But I meant it in the most uplifting tones imaginable! Blaze on, oh mighty Business Blaze! You put the spring back into my step like I was strutting through a glue factory in somebody else's hooves!
Time for the Blaze, kiss the heater for me!
Woooo, late night Legend! Love the late night/early morning uploads
7:54
Windows 8 (and 10) still have Disk Defrag and Scan Disk...
I also knew someone who worked on '95 and was ashamed at how much of a buggy piece of shit that OS was... Micro$oft has a tendency to release what I like to call "Beta OSes" as full products. '95 was an Open Beta of '98, 2000 was an Open Beta of XP, Vista for 7, and 8 for 10... Where did Windows 9 go, you ask?
Some conspiracies will say that dirty code for '95 and '98 included lines such as "Windows 9x" which would bug out on an OS called "Windows 9" but that's just not true... Micro$oft still uses NT versions to keep track of OS kernels, but it's gotten messy since NT 4. Windows 2000 was NT 5, but XP was 5.1/5.2. Vista was NT 6, and Windows 7 was NT 6.1 (you may see where the "Beta test" joke comes into play now...). Windows 8 was NT 6.2 and Windows 8.1 was NT 6.3. They skipped all the way to NT 10 for Windows 10 to sync up the number schemes (2000 would be 5, XP is 6, Vista is 7, 7 would be 8 and 8 would be 9... thus Windows 10 is the 10th NT kernel).
It wasn't so much Microsoft's own code with the faulty OS check that they could easily fix, but other businesses widely written code.I've commonly seen poorly written code such as String windowsVersion = System.osName.indexOf (8) ; if WindowsVersion
Nice - I have had cheap ones but I finally bought a Razor mouse. I wish I had done it years ago. Well worth the money.
Posted 16 seconds ago, I need a hobby...
Me too 🤣
Well you need to listen to something while you're painting.
Allegedly
I think you already have a hobby, waiting and watching Business Blaze episodes as early as possible. If you ask Simon he would probably say that it is a quite respectable and sensible hobby.
"Just calm down, smash that dislike button and depart." Simon is my hero.
HA! I just caught this 1 minute after upload -- I'm very proud of myself. Third! ;) #CancelSony
Can you do a video on alternative currencies criminals use? The classic example is cigarettes in prison, but what I find much more fascinating is when drug dealers would accept laundry detergent as payment.
Second
Simon off the leash is an absolute treat. Simon yelling at his friend, who isnt there, for teting him is gold.
Danny has it too good. He just needs a bucket for everything. Yes everything. From work to play. All he needs
I got a calculator watch for my 20th birthday. I was wearing it when I got into a bit of a scuffle and blocked a punch. The watch took the hit. They split their knuckle open and the LCD screen was cracked and useless. It was a glorious two months with the watch.
I live in ALASKA and it's great how I come home drunk at midnight. And someone is ranting worse then me.
Oh I keep missing your new vids because my notifications are muted at night. I love the blaze SO MUCH that I’m going to turn them on for 24/7 just to get my “LOVE # super low” back! It’s nice to get a new one right before bed anyway. Sweet dreams my Bois!
"Don't name your products"
"ISN'T THAT RIGHT, PETER?"
Simon I've already watched every business blaze you've done as well as today I found out. Make more videos Simon please
Roombas - the noisiest furniture re-arranger. Occasionally finds a piece of dirt to push further into the corners. Amazing.
"Amazon's got like, at least 50 products." Well, yeah, technically that's correct but boy is it an understatement lol