Welcome to "Funny Amazon Reviews: Part II " - The Meme Count... Script Slaps: 0 WHAT? Script taps: 2 Zebra Face Masks: 3 "You and me both Danny, it's a good look": 2 Blazeboi: 1 Boi with the Blaze: 1 Radia-thor: 1 "Lets do it": 1 Playmobile Security Checkpoint Set: 1 Terror Alert and shit: 1 Terrorist Torture Description: 1 Jeff Dunham - SILENCE - I KILL YOU: 2 Goddam Right: 1 Limp Celery Sticks: 1 Illegal Immigrants: 1 Goddam it: 1 OOOOhhhhh: 1 Trump: Any mention is too many. What a knob: 1 Smash that like button: 1 Smash that dislike button: 3 Simon has trouble talking: 7 Small hands Trump: 2 Allegedly: 1 Okee-Dokee: 1 Sam can't spell either... "Anyhthing": 1 That guys a giant: 1 Ha! GAYEEEEE: 1 Mr. Potato Head: 2 "Exploration": 2 "Night Gardening": 1 Penguin Masks: 1 Horse Heads Masks: 1 Poo Brain: 1 Milk Carton Hats: 1 What the F*ck: 1 The 'Hoff: 1 I found him!: 2 Locked in Santa: 1 Holy Shit Graham: 1 Bada-boom-boom - Rim Shot: 1 Women have refused to leave me alone - always begging me for sex: 2 Total Meme Count: 58 My take on today's Blaze is that Danny has some crazy Playmobile fantasies... I didn't know Simon lives in Bolivia? I thought it was Eastern Europe with his wife and kid in some Czech apartment somewhere. By the way, here is Texas, we have some truly outstanding Czech Kolaches... There are a lot of crazy UFO enthusiasts in need of psychiatric help! in Danny's life too.... That's it. I'm out-a-here... Too much weirdness for one Meme Accountant.
They can possibly do it via the Board Game Simulator on Steam. Only issue is the Trump board game has to have been made and uploaded to the workshop by someone. If it’s already been done then they could easily do it despite living in different countries.
Simon! Buy the trump game, then fly danny and Sam to your office! Then do a live business blaze of the holy trinity playing trump. The winner gets a 12 ft beach ball! Allegedly
When I was a kid I always wondered how my big brother would continually win in Monopoly, that was until I caught him skimming off the top stack of hundred dollar bills. Once I took over the bank and read the instructions on how the game was supposed to be played, I discovered that the brother I always looked up to, couldn’t be trusted any further than I could throw him. I still have no idea how Mom always won in rummy, I’ll never know because she took that secret to the grave.
The beach ball sends screaming children scattering? Sounds like it should be purchased along with the chasing spiders. If you are going to start a panic on the beach, why half ass it?
When you get bored with the Amazon reviews, there is always the Q&As:- Question:Can you wear these goggles in indoor swimming pools? Answer:No, they are strictly to be worn in automatic car washes only.
@@ainekellan6295 When Amazon sends you an email with the question, to see if you can help by answering it, the way they word the request implies that they would like an answer even if you have nothing worthwhile to contribute. Amazon needs to rewrite their request. (Yes, anyone with half a brain will ignore the request if they don't have anything useful to say, but there are many people out there with less than half a brain.)
* * * * * Business Blaze is a highly informative UA-cam channel. The calm and collected host, Simon Whistler, educates the world on fascinating stories from the business world. The #FreeDanny charity movement was started here, in support of the channel's script writer, Danny Salter. Every episode is then operated upon, by resident Memeologist Samuel Ávila. The masterpiece is then ready to be enjoyed by the masses. Allegedly.
Sam's getting even feistier lately. Like last episode when Simon specifically mentioned a meme and Sam's insert was just "Oh, you want the meme? Google it..."
Love #22!! PART III?? THANK YOU!! Danny, Simon & Sam you make my Monday! Laughter IS the best medicine & all 3 of you are doing a terrific service. You heros, seriously your keeping me sane & smiling.
12 feet pole to pole means that half the circumference of the ball is 12 feet, not that the ball is 12 feet tall. It would be slightly under 8 feet tall: 12*2/pi
Really? I'd never heard the phrase either. I would have assumed pole to pole referred to a line through the core (if it was solid and had a core). Thanks for clarifying!
I've been waiting for this. When I was deployed we didn't have much internet access due to proxy servers so we would search Amazon reviews for amusement when we had access. One of my favorite things to look at was food, long before Amazon fresh was a thing, and unusually large uncut gemstones. Ah the early 2000s...
We civies have to step up and get you guys some proper entertainment ! .....or we can all go shopping for weird or shitty products from Amazon and review appropriately ? 😎🤘
Imagine you're just chilling at the beach and then get levelled by a an errant giant beach ball. It sort of reminds me of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
Well, thanks a lot. Not only did I lose while watching this video, you just made me lose a second time while reading comments! I hope you're proud of yourself.
I'd LOVE to see a 12 foot beach ball suddenly be a thing in Simon's office. Please make it happen. On the topic of horse masks, I will never forget the person running around in a unicorn mask at West Pride a few years ago.
I belive he is a clone from the same facility as Michael stevens, weezy waiter and Mathew santoro (yes the last one was a bit of a bad clone) i can’t go into more detail since the deep shadow world government will sent me to siberia if i say anymore..... but trust me..... they are all clones....
Monopoly can be fun with the right group, though I much prefer playing other games (Between Two Castles of Mad King Ludwig, Sushi Go!, Cosmic Encounters, Galaxy Trucker) with people who don't play more complex games, or more complicated games with people who do like them.
@@anubrakahn2970 what. Really. Because, I spent some time in prison. All we were allowed to use is nair, after some crazy bitch ate her razor blades. However, during my stint another crazy motherfucker ate her nair. I guess in protest of not having razors? They had to ship her out to the hospital. To be fair, it smelled fucking awful. I'm just happy I never had to use it, as by a fluke of biology I don't really grow much. Before someone calls me a criminal: I live in America and it was a bullshit charge that I was later exonerated of.
7:23 OH YES. Oh yes please do buy this, make it you three Legendary Legends and Daven (if it needs to be four players), pepper it with memes, call it an Epic Blaze and- SHUT UP AND TAKE MY WATCHTIME ALREADY
Simon! You gotta cover the amazon reviews for the 'gummy bears from hell'. There are multiple reviews of the horrors of these things. below is just one of many very colourful reviews on these gummy bears, which contain a sugar alternative that apparently only %10 of the population can properly digest. The irony is they apparently taste great! I've debated getting some as a parting gift for coworker I didn't get on with. I'm not that evil tho! Enjoy! www.amazon.com/review/R2JGNJ5ZPJT4YC
@@j.p.6932 or they changed the sugar free ingredient. I know the initial reviews i read back in 2015 for a 5lb bag. I heard people copy and pasted the reviews over to the current product in order to keep the joke running. My point is how interesting this whole story is at this point! 10 years in the making! If not Business Blaze, I'm sure Simon could talk about it on one of his many channels.
@6:30 I yelled out at work last night "I just thought of the Game!" A few moments later someone yelled back "Damnit! Now I have to!" Followed by another yell "Duck! Thanks a lot guys!" Lol! :)
The kind of kids that would enjoy that security checkpoint playset are the ones who would wind up spending hours a day every day playing Papers, Please.
I was born in the US in 1993, and lived here all of my life, I have never seen a missing child poster on a milk carton outside of an 80s Sitcom. Addition for clarification: just saying that they haven't been a thing in my memory
They only did it for a couple of years in the 80's and it was for the most part largely unsuccessful. It was mostly discontinued when the Amber Alert System became a thing.
Simon you should buy the Trump game and do an online play through with Danny and Sam. It would help give some small spark of excitement to Danny since entertainment must be minimal in your basement
*Blazeboi* and *radia-thor* are just the heros I need to save me from boredom this evening. [Edit: dislike buttoned since it was never clarified as to whether memologist Sam is the boss or villain💣]
Simon.... this was great! Please do more Amazon reviews, include the Sugar Free Gummy Bears! Simon, Danny and Sam, you are the best! Awesome job! Made my Monday complete! 🤣🤣🤣
"I'm back and you're fired." That's actually the correct way to write that. You don't need a comma (putting one in would actually make it grammatically incorrect).
1:57 - interesting fact. The PSNI (Police Service of Northern Ireland) are the only fully armed police service in the UK. Another interesting fact. They wanted to use NIPS originally (when they were "rebranded" from being called the RUC), but there's some pet magazine called Nips that caused them to abandon that idea. Not totally sure if they (Nips) issued a legal challenge or what exactly happened, but weird nonetheless....
@@jamesmcmichael6127 fair enough, but they ain't all bad mate. A few holdovers from the RUC, but I mostly don't have a huge problem with them (and I'm sure you don't need me to confirm what I identify as)
"We have ways to measure success... It's green. It's called money." I laughed so hard at this. Please put that on your merch. Like a mug or shirt or something.
Finally the sex mask once more! Yes Simon, yes! These are the things that make The Blaze and makes sure I watch every video to the end to give you that view time.
I’ve lived in America for 31 years, I have never ever seen a missing person on a milk carton, and I like my morning cereal for sure. And yes, more funny amazon reviews, now!! Get down to the basement and feed Danny his daily ration and get him in front of his computer. “It puts the script in my hand or it gets the hose again”
Nyasha Chifamba that happened. I went to Walton High School, which is in the Kingsbridge area of The Bronx. A security guard demonstrated to a talk show host what students go through upon entering the building.
That was sadly my last two years in High School. Went to a Mostly Black School and wouldn't you know, Metal detectors and actual Security and police giving you a pat down and going through your bag.
@@PongoXBongo Annnd, you had to respond like this because...? Also, how nice of you to assume I did either of those things when in reality, I had moved and it just so happened the school I attended had that going on well before I showed up.
Welcome to "Funny Amazon Reviews: Part II
" - The Meme Count...
Script Slaps:
0 WHAT?
Script taps: 2
Zebra Face Masks: 3
"You and me both Danny, it's a good look": 2
Blazeboi: 1
Boi with the Blaze: 1
Radia-thor: 1
"Lets do it": 1
Playmobile Security Checkpoint Set: 1
Terror Alert and shit: 1
Terrorist Torture Description: 1
Jeff Dunham - SILENCE - I KILL YOU: 2
Goddam Right: 1
Limp Celery Sticks: 1
Illegal Immigrants: 1
Goddam it: 1
OOOOhhhhh: 1
Trump: Any mention is too many.
What a knob: 1
Smash that like button: 1
Smash that dislike button: 3
Simon has trouble talking: 7
Small hands Trump: 2
Allegedly: 1
Okee-Dokee: 1
Sam can't spell either... "Anyhthing": 1
That guys a giant: 1
Ha! GAYEEEEE: 1
Mr. Potato Head: 2
"Exploration": 2
"Night Gardening": 1
Penguin Masks: 1
Horse Heads Masks: 1
Poo Brain: 1
Milk Carton Hats: 1
What the F*ck: 1
The 'Hoff: 1
I found him!: 2
Locked in Santa: 1
Holy Shit Graham: 1
Bada-boom-boom - Rim Shot: 1
Women have refused to leave me alone - always begging me for sex: 2
Total Meme Count:
58
My take on today's Blaze is that Danny has some crazy Playmobile fantasies...
I didn't know Simon lives in Bolivia?
I thought it was Eastern Europe with his wife and kid in some Czech apartment somewhere. By the way, here is Texas, we have some truly outstanding Czech Kolaches...
There are a lot of crazy UFO enthusiasts in need of psychiatric help! in Danny's life too....
That's it. I'm out-a-here... Too much weirdness for one Meme Accountant.
You missed 1, there's 59, and you have as such lost the game. :P
Brian Richman Can you add how many times he snort-laughs. I am noticing a trend.
He needs to start slapping his head xD
He definitely lives in the Czech Republic and Sam was trolling him...or maybe that was your point...
« Trump: Any mention is too many. »
Got me :-P
I'm only gonna say this once
"Livestream: Trump the Game with Simon, Danny, and Sam"
YESSSS!!!!!
They can possibly do it via the Board Game Simulator on Steam. Only issue is the Trump board game has to have been made and uploaded to the workshop by someone. If it’s already been done then they could easily do it despite living in different countries.
With a weird zebra mask of course
I will donate my copy of the game to make this happen!
10/10 would watch attentively.
Danny: "Simon, please, this is a business channel *softly sobbing*, I want to make business conte-"
Simon: "MORE FUNNY OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN"
Simon! Buy the trump game, then fly danny and Sam to your office! Then do a live business blaze of the holy trinity playing trump. The winner gets a 12 ft beach ball! Allegedly
Loser has to buy and wear the kinky zebra mask .
Heck they could play it over Skype and social distance
Yes!!!!👍💙
I am 100% in favor of this!
Fundraiser for an Anti-Trump charity.
Simon enjoys a good game of "Pandemic", he must be loving 2020.
Simon: Milk cartons just have ingredients and stuff printed on them...
Milk carton: Ingredients: Milk.
Milk-fat, water. Maybe sugar in school lunch cartons (WTF schools?).
PongoXBongo guess it depends on where you buy your milk... 😉
@@ArmchairDeity I agree with your incredible, HD baldness.
PongoXBongo 😂🤣 LOL thanks... heh...
Allergy warning: May contain milk or milk products.
The person who wins in monopoly is the person who controls the bank and steals the money when no one’s looking. Just like a real bank.
Even better when you play monopoly cheaters edition
The back stabbing edition is even better because it's more like real life.
When I was a kid I always wondered how my big brother would continually win in Monopoly, that was until I caught him skimming off the top stack of hundred dollar bills. Once I took over the bank and read the instructions on how the game was supposed to be played, I discovered that the brother I always looked up to, couldn’t be trusted any further than I could throw him. I still have no idea how Mom always won in rummy, I’ll never know because she took that secret to the grave.
It starts with the zebra sex mask, and then gets weird. Yep, you've found Business Blaze.
Christopher Conard LMAO
Something I've been wondering. What's the difference between a zebra mask and a zebra sex mask? Where does the line blue between facemask and fetish?
Wait Zebra sex masks are weird? Okay, I'll switch to the cat one.
@@--enyo-- when it's made out of leather
? It’s weird that you think that a zebra mask is associated with sex.
What websites do you hang out at that you would think that...???
Got me good with "I've purchased the high ground".
Ditto😁
We want a Simon Whistler convention or conference!!!! Let's make this a real thing!!! We want to meet the team!!
Yes!
Yes
Or atleast an episode of his podcast w Danny, Simon and sam
@@jamesmcmichael6127 they'll have to shoot it in the basement
It’s fine, just bring in some candles or a torch
Thank you so much for putting the Zebra mask back on. And Sam I see you 👀 flashing that picture again. You dirty boy. 😂😂
The beach ball sends screaming children scattering? Sounds like it should be purchased along with the chasing spiders.
If you are going to start a panic on the beach, why half ass it?
Fill the ball up with spiders for an extra surprise.
Humans: Finally, we've stopped and popped the deadly ball.
Ball Boi: Avenge me, my children!
Maybe I could use a few to clear out tacky McMansions in outer suburbia.
Ways to go to the beach while enforcing social distancing.
It’s ROVER: ua-cam.com/video/I6Ffr1U7KMY/v-deo.html
So next time I go to the beach I’ll bring a sword.
Men using Veet hair removal cream reviews are the funniest thing ever...I've actually been in tears it's that funny lol
Thank you! I couldn't remember the brand name. That one is a MUST.
"So...Trump would lose" I live for Simon's sass 😂
Me obviously as well. I still read it lol. Simons wife will kick your ass. Shame you seem to bee so so nice:)
Nothing better than hearing “it’s ya boi wit da blaze” on a Monday morning 👌🙏
Hey guies its yah boii, back at it again at buiznezz blazee **does a cartwheel into the boom mic**
YES. THE ZEBRA MASK HAS ARRIVED.
For night gardening:
www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=Night%2bGardening&=true
Simon: this is allegedly a serious channel
Also Simon: imma put a zebra head on
Also buttplugs within the first minute.
Allegedly
*zebra sex mask
All hail the weird zebra sex mask!
alegendly.
“Guns are cool.”
You’re now an honorary American, Simon.
Yep guns are only cool to Americans. Becareful your ignorance is showing
When you get bored with the Amazon reviews, there is always the Q&As:-
Question:Can you wear these goggles in indoor swimming pools?
Answer:No, they are strictly to be worn in automatic car washes only.
Yes, those can be hilarious!
Now I want a pair of old school driving goggles...
90% of Amazon Q&A answers are some variation of "I don't know."
@@emerje0 Yep. I hate those. I dunno if they're being smart asses or just stupid enough to think they have to answer all the questions.
@@ainekellan6295 When Amazon sends you an email with the question, to see if you can help by answering it, the way they word the request implies that they would like an answer even if you have nothing worthwhile to contribute. Amazon needs to rewrite their request. (Yes, anyone with half a brain will ignore the request if they don't have anything useful to say, but there are many people out there with less than half a brain.)
Sam went ham with the memes in this episode, its beautiful
* * * * * Business Blaze is a highly informative UA-cam channel. The calm and collected host, Simon Whistler, educates the world on fascinating stories from the business world. The #FreeDanny charity movement was started here, in support of the channel's script writer, Danny Salter. Every episode is then operated upon, by resident Memeologist Samuel Ávila. The masterpiece is then ready to be enjoyed by the masses. Allegedly.
Sounds legit.
Alegendly
Host: blazeboi
Writer: radia-thor
Okay Sam 😂
Sam's getting even feistier lately. Like last episode when Simon specifically mentioned a meme and Sam's insert was just "Oh, you want the meme? Google it..."
I think it's great that Danny's radiator is now canon.
I noticed that too. How about:
Writer: "Locked in the basement boi"
@@joehemmann1156 I JUST MADE THAT COMMENT😅😅 My favorite Sam moment by far. Look at my comments on this channel lol
I wonder if Danny included the missing kid milk to remind his family he’s still kidnapped living in Simon’s basement.
Simon, Danny and Sam.
The Holy Trinity of Blaze!!
Ogod! The horse dog reminded me of Monty Pythons pet shop conversions. 😂
Next video: Simon unboxes weird shit from Amazon with the zebra mask on at all times. It might be a banger, allegedly
Yes, more Amazon reviews, please!
Love #22!! PART III?? THANK YOU!! Danny, Simon & Sam you make my Monday! Laughter IS the best medicine & all 3 of you are doing a terrific service. You heros, seriously your keeping me sane & smiling.
12 feet pole to pole means that half the circumference of the ball is 12 feet, not that the ball is 12 feet tall. It would be slightly under 8 feet tall: 12*2/pi
Thank you for that, never heard the expression pole to pole before but that makes sense it is along the surface.
Really? I'd never heard the phrase either. I would have assumed pole to pole referred to a line through the core (if it was solid and had a core). Thanks for clarifying!
@@KlockoFett Same, well, today I found out.
@@brainblaze6526 woah! Simon replied to my reply!
@@KlockoFett are sure it's Simon not one of his many minions chain to the radiator in his basement.
Sam your comedic timing is gold I tell ya, gold!
Kevin .....you think that is gold, you should hear his Ovaltine stuff!
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Business Blaze: GIANT BEACH BALLS ARE DANGEROUS!!!!
I've been waiting for this. When I was deployed we didn't have much internet access due to proxy servers so we would search Amazon reviews for amusement when we had access. One of my favorite things to look at was food, long before Amazon fresh was a thing, and unusually large uncut gemstones. Ah the early 2000s...
We civies have to step up and get you guys some proper entertainment ! .....or we can all go shopping for weird or shitty products from Amazon and review appropriately ? 😎🤘
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT NORDVPN
@@brainblaze6526 New sponsor, huh?
@@brainblaze6526 didn't exist back then.
Imagine you're just chilling at the beach and then get levelled by a an errant giant beach ball. It sort of reminds me of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
You've got to do the sugarless gummy bear review, it's hilarious
I know. Sugar free gummy bear reviews are amazing
yes! I was hoping it would be on one of these. I want to find some and give them to people.
Lol, Sam nailed it on this one 😹
Man you just had to do that, didn't you? I was on a winning streak in "The Game" for years!
... I lost the game
Bro tell me about it, 8 year winning streak dead because I was bored
Well, thanks a lot. Not only did I lose while watching this video, you just made me lose a second time while reading comments! I hope you're proud of yourself.
😮Dammit.😣
Oh well... Time to declare bankruptcy and try again...
That's why I play Platinum Angel.
I'd LOVE to see a 12 foot beach ball suddenly be a thing in Simon's office. Please make it happen.
On the topic of horse masks, I will never forget the person running around in a unicorn mask at West Pride a few years ago.
"Monopoly is pretty fun." Proof-positive that Simon "blazeboi" Whistler is actually a lizard-person.
Especially as someone who said one of his favourite games is pandemic moments later...
@@jonhambrey Then referred to "The Virus Times." Simon "cocaine" Whistler is behind chemtrails!
Monopoly was designed to be aweful, and succeeded.
I belive he is a clone from the same facility as Michael stevens, weezy waiter and Mathew santoro (yes the last one was a bit of a bad clone) i can’t go into more detail since the deep shadow world government will sent me to siberia if i say anymore..... but trust me..... they are all clones....
Monopoly can be fun with the right group, though I much prefer playing other games (Between Two Castles of Mad King Ludwig, Sushi Go!, Cosmic Encounters, Galaxy Trucker) with people who don't play more complex games, or more complicated games with people who do like them.
Simon should publish a “best of” amazon reviews coffee table book.
This with amusing commentary would be gold. But I'm not sure of the legality there.
If you haven't read the nair hair removal reviews on amazon you have not lived 🤣
Male hair remover review (Veet) - Location, Location, LOCATION !!!!!
I remember the infomercials for this stuff like 20 years ago? They had the actresses eat the stuff to show how "safe" it was 🤣🤣
@@anubrakahn2970 what. Really. Because, I spent some time in prison. All we were allowed to use is nair, after some crazy bitch ate her razor blades. However, during my stint another crazy motherfucker ate her nair. I guess in protest of not having razors? They had to ship her out to the hospital. To be fair, it smelled fucking awful. I'm just happy I never had to use it, as by a fluke of biology I don't really grow much.
Before someone calls me a criminal: I live in America and it was a bullshit charge that I was later exonerated of.
7:23 OH YES. Oh yes please do buy this, make it you three Legendary Legends and Daven (if it needs to be four players), pepper it with memes, call it an Epic Blaze and- SHUT UP AND TAKE MY WATCHTIME ALREADY
The Cheaterman the Board Game Geek website has some used copies for cheap, though shipping might be a bear...
Simon! You gotta cover the amazon reviews for the 'gummy bears from hell'. There are multiple reviews of the horrors of these things. below is just one of many very colourful reviews on these gummy bears, which contain a sugar alternative that apparently only %10 of the population can properly digest. The irony is they apparently taste great! I've debated getting some as a parting gift for coworker I didn't get on with. I'm not that evil tho! Enjoy!
www.amazon.com/review/R2JGNJ5ZPJT4YC
Thanks for sharing. That's hilarious probably not for them though 😂
@@j.p.6932 or they changed the sugar free ingredient. I know the initial reviews i read back in 2015 for a 5lb bag. I heard people copy and pasted the reviews over to the current product in order to keep the joke running. My point is how interesting this whole story is at this point! 10 years in the making! If not Business Blaze, I'm sure Simon could talk about it on one of his many channels.
Sam wasn’t forgotten in the intro!!!!
@6:30 I yelled out at work last night "I just thought of the Game!"
A few moments later someone yelled back "Damnit! Now I have to!"
Followed by another yell "Duck! Thanks a lot guys!"
Lol!
:)
I am sending a link to this video as a Christmas gift suggestion guide to all my friends and family.
The kind of kids that would enjoy that security checkpoint playset are the ones who would wind up spending hours a day every day playing Papers, Please.
I was born in the US in 1993, and lived here all of my life, I have never seen a missing child poster on a milk carton outside of an 80s Sitcom.
Addition for clarification: just saying that they haven't been a thing in my memory
They only did it for a couple of years in the 80's and it was for the most part largely unsuccessful. It was mostly discontinued when the Amber Alert System became a thing.
@@TheMalkavianmadman Indeed, now I can know there are missing children nearby whenever my milk turns yellow.
We had them in Australia for a while.
You were born too late. That was a real thing...
That’s because you are too young to have experienced them.
Definitely another LEGENDARY blaze. Totally up for parts 3&4! Especially “veet for men”, I’ve ended up in tears laughing every time I’ve read them!
Paint the beach ball white and you could replicate some scenes from The Prisoner
Make it clear so people can't see it coming.
@@PongoXBongo Install a cloaking device.
@@brainblaze6526 Romulan beach balls? I like it.
That almost makes me want to buy one to do just that.
@@PongoXBongo nope dominion beach balls. Give it the tetricil white and let it loose to pillage and murder. ( Laughs maniacally )
These keep getting better and better. A part 3 or more would be great
Urban Dictionary: I Lost The Game
This is at least the second time Simon has gotten me to lose The Game. I came here for entertainment, not to frustratingly scream "Oh, GodDAMNIT!"
Aaaahhhrrrggg. Damn simon, I was doing well and now I lost.
Fuck right now it's time ruin others streaks lol
I mean, I obviously just lost the game... But are we playing different games? Bed pooping is a strange game yes. Get off my lawn.
Love it, keep 'em coming, Danny really does his research! Also, love the end credits Sam :-D
Simon you should buy the Trump game and do an online play through with Danny and Sam. It would help give some small spark of excitement to Danny since entertainment must be minimal in your basement
Sam using comic sans just to piss us off 🤣
I request it. It's my favourite font.
15:27
...I'm amazed that Simon looks balder without his glasses.
MAGIC
A couple of times.
@@brainblaze6526 lies. Never seen Simon without a beard. I would say he doesn't know how to shave, but dollar shave club would disagree
I think the beard is growing and taking over... it may need a new postcode soon.
I hear yet another new channel for Simon coming; Probably something along the lines of: Play and Blaze, allegedly
Marty from Madagascar has changed since the last movie
(Dies of laughter)
Man I do love this channel, thanks Simon, Danny and Sam. I want a business blaze allegedly t shirt
*Blazeboi* and *radia-thor* are just the heros I need to save me from boredom this evening.
[Edit: dislike buttoned since it was never clarified as to whether memologist Sam is the boss or villain💣]
Depressed, sassy robot sidekick bro
Simon: '12 pages is really long for game instructions'
me: laughs in 40k
How about an episode on birthstones. Who decided which stone was for which month?! Who profits from this?
I love how even the credits have gotten out of control. Never change on us, Business Blaze!!! Btw, Sam? LEGEND.
The only way we change is getting more out of control.
Oh man best Amazon reviews I saw were for Haribo sugar free gummy bears. Spoiler alert, they get a bit graphic...
I'm now convince Simon has never played Monopoly.
Ok... you guys missed out bigtime with the giant beach balls. *cough* The Prisoner *cough*
I've never seen this.
@@brainblaze6526 ua-cam.com/video/I6Ffr1U7KMY/v-deo.html
5:11 "What a nob" As a fellow Brit love hearing such phraseology used. Legend Sir.
Smashed that dislike button for being made you lose the game for the second time in a month thanks to Simon!
SMASH IT
DAMN HIM
Simon.... this was great! Please do more Amazon reviews, include the Sugar Free Gummy Bears! Simon, Danny and Sam, you are the best! Awesome job! Made my Monday complete! 🤣🤣🤣
Simon, every time you ask if you should buy something strange for the show, the answer is yes, yes you should.
"...when were allowed to go out and play again." See? I told you! Aspirations of freedom!
I'm back - and you're fired! _Allegedly_
over three years without thinking about it. definitely a new record. dammit Simon.
Simon: “I live in very land locked place.”
me: Allegedy.
Sam seems to take the Matt Hunziker approach to editing and it makes me happy.
It's yo boi!
With the blaze!
@@diaquallo and cocaine
Allegedly...
@@nitroustommy3668 and Heineken
Loved this series.. I'd love to see more Amazon reviews. I would be terrified to see a giant beach ball barreling towards me
Sam, Danny & Simon keep up the great work. 😘 Thank you for this channel.🤗🇨🇦 EDIT: More like this please. 💖
"I'm back and you're fired." That's actually the correct way to write that. You don't need a comma (putting one in would actually make it grammatically incorrect).
1:57 - interesting fact. The PSNI (Police Service of Northern Ireland) are the only fully armed police service in the UK.
Another interesting fact. They wanted to use NIPS originally (when they were "rebranded" from being called the RUC), but there's some pet magazine called Nips that caused them to abandon that idea. Not totally sure if they (Nips) issued a legal challenge or what exactly happened, but weird nonetheless....
Ninja please....move to America...
Perhaps the only geographic one, but there's also the CNC (nuke police).
Liam NIre fuck the psni
Daniel Edwards it’s every officer in Northern Ireland is fully armed with pistols and flick bats because of the troubles
@@jamesmcmichael6127 fair enough, but they ain't all bad mate. A few holdovers from the RUC, but I mostly don't have a huge problem with them (and I'm sure you don't need me to confirm what I identify as)
I like all of Simons channels, but this one, this one is the one I love the most. I’m so glad it’s successful.
I really think Danny just created hundreds of accounts just to write reviews
"We have ways to measure success...
It's green. It's called money."
I laughed so hard at this. Please put that on your merch. Like a mug or shirt or something.
I feel like an entire youtube channel could be built off of this idea. I loved this two part more than trump loves trump
Locked in Santa. I'm dying!😂
Behemoth omg Simon how do you not know how to pronounce behemoth
Edit: ❤️ best channel on UA-cam
He probably doesn't listen to Behemoth.
He doesn't want to assume the moth's gender.
Do you think he went to Bible School?
Oh my god. I'll let you know when I give a fuck.
You'll be waiting a while.
Brief mention of the wolf moon t shirt, but that deserves a full exploration. Probably the funniest Amazon reviews of all time.
Get the game and put on the bookshelf in the background
Great idea. This needs to happen.
With a little printed picture of the Dislike button next to it.
1:09 funniest intervention by Sam since the channel began 🤣
Finally the sex mask once more! Yes Simon, yes! These are the things that make The Blaze and makes sure I watch every video to the end to give you that view time.
The Trump game section had me snort out my noodles. Hell of a way to spend my lunch break
Legend
"Monopoly is pretty fun", I have never come closer to smashing the dislike button than right now
Smash it.
Monopoly is fun when you're greedy because you'll win
I’ve lived in America for 31 years, I have never ever seen a missing person on a milk carton, and I like my morning cereal for sure.
And yes, more funny amazon reviews, now!! Get down to the basement and feed Danny his daily ration and get him in front of his computer.
“It puts the script in my hand or it gets the hose again”
Airport Security. Or in my case, every day in high school.
I was also surprised to hear that American kids go through that. 🙆♀️
Nyasha Chifamba that happened. I went to Walton High School, which is in the Kingsbridge area of The Bronx. A security guard demonstrated to a talk show host what students go through upon entering the building.
That was sadly my last two years in High School. Went to a Mostly Black School and wouldn't you know, Metal detectors and actual Security and police giving you a pat down and going through your bag.
@@DirgeTV Here's a thought...maybe stop bringing guns and drugs to school and see if that helps. Kids bring it upon themselves.
@@PongoXBongo Annnd, you had to respond like this because...? Also, how nice of you to assume I did either of those things when in reality, I had moved and it just so happened the school I attended had that going on well before I showed up.
The editor is amazing. Love that sarcasm and never change
whoa i got notified the same minute
True legends.
Sam every single time I swear. The buttplugs and the credits always kill me lmao. Keep being awesome
Simon, check Urban Dictionary for “night gardening” then have a conversation with Danny about his fetish issues.
OMG!!! Googled it! ROTFLMAO!!!
Trump the Board Game: has a 12-page rulebook.
Dungeons & Dragons: "Those are rookie numbers!"
Its a blazing Simon!
Edit: I want you to get the Trump game and play it!
Have Danny search for Sugar Free Gummi Bears on Amazon. They must be the sugar free variety. The reviews are priceless.