when i was a mere child, 20 years ago, a war raged between 2 nerdshops on the opposit side of the road. one was litterally the guy from the simpsons with a clean store with cards,comics and warhammer and glass displays, the other was a wacky comicstore ,boxes everywhere, warhammer stacked and random cardboxes everywhere. Years later, the professional card shop went bancrupt and the other one won. Why did i tell this story? because there was this ginger guy, nerd,smelled through the glasswindow who worked at both because he was the only warhammer painter in town. that guy was tomato
I used to work at a tabletop gaming store and it’s upsetting how real this is, the broke addicts buying a single booster, the ungodly stink lines, the shameless waste of money on armfuls of trash, the owner opening insane amounts of packs in the back. I was there for the rpgs, boardgames, and miniatures but it was clear TCGs were what actually paid the bills. Worst transaction I cashiered was for $42,000 of MTG, more than I made in a year working there, and the guy complained about the $4000 sales tax. TCG players are unhinged and need help.
Walked into Nintendon't Sue My Ass. Immediately got pelted by deodorant spray whilst the owner frantically opened booster packs. Fearing for my life, I bought a couple boosters and left. 5/5 stars.
One thing that always kills me with these types of games is the completely dead look behind the eyes of literally every one of the customers and characters in these "simulator" worlds and they COMPLETELY MINDLESSLY plod through their "lives", getting stuck on objects, or glitching through everything, etc.. I swear to god, there's something that these characters in these games say about real life. They're like walking symbols of human reality.
@@chillhour6155 In my head, all these asset flip job simulator games all take place in the same cinematic universe. It would be awesome if you could close up shop in Card Shop Simulator. Go get on the bus from Bus Simulator, take the bus to Gym Simulator to get a workout in, then go home to deal with the guy from Thief Simulator breaking into your house... Set up a vacation, and take Bus Simulator to Airport simulator... You get what I mean! Haha! It would be called CrustySimVerse.
Really needed something like this today after finding out my last kitty might not have long left in him. From now on *you're* gonna have to be my moral support, funny fruit streamer. No pressure.
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This is the shorest intro ever. The addiction is truly serious.
We using sea term now? I guess my height is shore now
was literally about to say the same thing
@@CertifiedGoonerMan i'm failing to find a way to make my typo work, but i'm sure someone smarter could
when i was a mere child, 20 years ago, a war raged between 2 nerdshops on the opposit side of the road. one was litterally the guy from the simpsons with a clean store with cards,comics and warhammer and glass displays, the other was a wacky comicstore ,boxes everywhere, warhammer stacked and random cardboxes everywhere.
Years later, the professional card shop went bancrupt and the other one won.
Why did i tell this story? because there was this ginger guy, nerd,smelled through the glasswindow who worked at both because he was the only warhammer painter in town. that guy was tomato
I used to work at a tabletop gaming store and it’s upsetting how real this is, the broke addicts buying a single booster, the ungodly stink lines, the shameless waste of money on armfuls of trash, the owner opening insane amounts of packs in the back. I was there for the rpgs, boardgames, and miniatures but it was clear TCGs were what actually paid the bills. Worst transaction I cashiered was for $42,000 of MTG, more than I made in a year working there, and the guy complained about the $4000 sales tax. TCG players are unhinged and need help.
what in the red god's name did he buy
Crazy that Nintendon't sue my ass came back on the same day Nintendos lawsuit against Pocketpair was revealed.
Just saw the news this morning lmao
never let this man into a casino irl
Last time in vegas he lost 7k
Walked into Nintendon't Sue My Ass. Immediately got pelted by deodorant spray whilst the owner frantically opened booster packs. Fearing for my life, I bought a couple boosters and left.
5/5 stars.
Oh fuck I didn't think he was gonna play it again after the first time and actually played on my own for a while already- here I go again.
One thing that always kills me with these types of games is the completely dead look behind the eyes of literally every one of the customers and characters in these "simulator" worlds and they COMPLETELY MINDLESSLY plod through their "lives", getting stuck on objects, or glitching through everything, etc.. I swear to god, there's something that these characters in these games say about real life. They're like walking symbols of human reality.
All these store bought asset flip games mesh together after awhile, the only way to tell them apart is by name
@@chillhour6155 In my head, all these asset flip job simulator games all take place in the same cinematic universe. It would be awesome if you could close up shop in Card Shop Simulator. Go get on the bus from Bus Simulator, take the bus to Gym Simulator to get a workout in, then go home to deal with the guy from Thief Simulator breaking into your house... Set up a vacation, and take Bus Simulator to Airport simulator... You get what I mean! Haha! It would be called CrustySimVerse.
i didnt think tamto gambling gambling would come back to this one
he mustve eaten the moss from the walls 😵💫
Tomato, the poor hating funny-guy nepobaby shows us his colors today
The numpad actually did work back then. You're just a tomato so it's understandable why you didn't get it
Really needed something like this today after finding out my last kitty might not have long left in him. From now on *you're* gonna have to be my moral support, funny fruit streamer. No pressure.
I'm really sorry to hear that man. I'm dreading the day I get the same news for my kitty
Quiet you >:(
Tomato falls further into the annals of his own addiction… incredibly sad to see.
Hehe anals
Weirdly is basically coin game all over again
Yo, is that a 6-minute intro? The fuck? I come here for half the video being an intro.
23:36 That moment when Nintendo sends a hitman to your shop.
oh god
more of this very good
oh?
he set way too high of a "starting" card price 😭 $150 was clearly too high from the first pack open.
GAMBLE, STOCKS, BURGER HORROR GAMES "ONIOOOONNN" SHIT is my fave bro me and the homies watch you n chill top tier personality for gaming
And Nintendo did sue
Yo card scammer and no knowledge of card businesses like at least mtg or Yu-Gi-Oh... Crazy, love the ego too man
Yo!
too many
51:22 fucking killed me
1:55:14 is such a genuine fucking reaction lmfao
1:54:22