Throwing Prison Guards into the Toilet | Hard Time III

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  • Опубліковано 1 гру 2024

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  • @wolfwithin2967
    @wolfwithin2967 2 місяці тому +86

    Having a romance slider in a prison game is diabolical

  • @TheIdiotTries
    @TheIdiotTries 2 місяці тому +45

    Escapes prison, rides a horse into the forrest, immediately mauled by wolves and arrested
    10/10 game

  • @BlackburnBigdragon
    @BlackburnBigdragon 2 місяці тому +69

    There's something crusty, yet charming, that literally every one of M Dickie's games are his wrestling game, with a different map and different theme.

    • @anthonybrown2781
      @anthonybrown2781 2 місяці тому +25

      It’s honestly admirable that he continues to use it in every game he makes. The formula works so well that he’s never had to change it.

    • @austinclements8010
      @austinclements8010 2 місяці тому +5

      id only he would include camera controls

    • @madams2239
      @madams2239 2 місяці тому +6

      That is because Life itself when you boil away all the fancy moves, *REDACTED* and underengineered buildings is *a wrestling game.*
      Of course the engine works for all games as they're all slice-of-life games. If MDickie makes a World of Tanks clone the engine will change, but until then it works.

  • @MuhammedMuhammed-xd7qo
    @MuhammedMuhammed-xd7qo 2 місяці тому +101

    Flee prison to Tahiti and pulp a law officer with an RPG? That's a warning.
    Break a window accidentally? That's death son.

    • @kaleidopixels7451
      @kaleidopixels7451 2 місяці тому +13

      "A warning"
      They punched most of the blood out of his body like a greasy lil sponge

    • @Blue-df3zz
      @Blue-df3zz 2 місяці тому +1

      Mangoes

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 2 місяці тому +7

      have some damn faith

  • @LeudieBlues
    @LeudieBlues 2 місяці тому +32

    Rest in peace The Chode, the windows were too valuable to be broken.

  • @Heaty90
    @Heaty90 2 місяці тому +75

    Gooning around in prison with 🍅

    • @Blue-df3zz
      @Blue-df3zz 2 місяці тому +13

      Tomatos audience is OBSESSED with gooning

    • @Kamletue
      @Kamletue 2 місяці тому +6

      Gotta love gooning

    • @therealstarplatinum
      @therealstarplatinum 2 місяці тому +3

      We all Goon down here

    • @noah4822
      @noah4822 2 місяці тому +3

      Where's the wait list for tomato's goon

  • @fIyff
    @fIyff 2 місяці тому +28

    Honorable "favorite moment" mentions:
    * getting arrested for "impersonation" 5 TIMES within 15 minutes, just because he was wearing ugly ass clothes
    * getting a limb chopped off because he broke a window
    * getting that same *injured* limb healed and regenerated for less than $40
    * horses and wolves falling over dead just for being bumped into
    * his first character getting murked at the end

  • @some-hampter220
    @some-hampter220 2 місяці тому +19

    Dude He's STILL doing the frog bit after five years, some people just never change

  • @ricodz6
    @ricodz6 2 місяці тому +10

    If there's 1 thing I know; Everything is gonna be alright.

  • @SirCuddlesWorth
    @SirCuddlesWorth 2 місяці тому +14

    Poor tomato, most prisoners have to commit horrible crimes.
    *Tomato:* Just standing there. Sighs.
    *Gurd:* The F you say, pulls out tazer!

  • @ZombieCrazyLegs
    @ZombieCrazyLegs 2 місяці тому +12

    "What does he have.... Mold!?"
    Streamer has never seen body hair and is a smooth as a ken doll.

    • @madams2239
      @madams2239 2 місяці тому +1

      Smoother then Saitama.

  • @Wolf93
    @Wolf93 2 місяці тому +10

    Everything's gonna be alright

  • @floatingdisembodiedhead8975
    @floatingdisembodiedhead8975 2 місяці тому +13

    Sean Cums 😂 Mdickey knew Diddy woul be in jail sooner

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 2 місяці тому +7

    these walls are all the protect the filth from the horrors outside

  • @Neraam_S
    @Neraam_S 2 місяці тому +3

    Tomato getting his reality checked in thumbnail

  • @TrafficPartyHatTest
    @TrafficPartyHatTest 2 місяці тому +2

    M. Dickie's games are somehow in this strange realm where it makes ZERO sense but it's also 100% accurate to real life

  • @fIyff
    @fIyff 2 місяці тому +20

    2:02:07
    I thought I was going to choke to death from laughing so hard

    • @Shyhalu
      @Shyhalu 2 місяці тому +6

      Ralph with that Tshirt coming over to watch was the icing on the cake.

    • @cooldud2573
      @cooldud2573 2 місяці тому +1

      Cops really called guard dogs vro

  • @utoobisgarbage5210
    @utoobisgarbage5210 2 місяці тому +7

    My brother was eaten by wolves on the Connecticut turnpike

  • @fishyboi98
    @fishyboi98 2 місяці тому +7

    wow, so no one was really going to tell tomato he could've controlled the camera with the mouse this entire time?

  • @doomerhoomer2005
    @doomerhoomer2005 2 місяці тому +3

    I remember playing these games on my phone in middle-highschool. Good times. Awesome to see my fav streamer playin it too

  • @Justin-oh4ro
    @Justin-oh4ro 2 місяці тому +15

    Tomato "Maximum Romance" Gaming

  • @MrYyelo
    @MrYyelo 2 місяці тому +3

    OMG I fucking died when he was looking through the list of all characters and there's just "Malcolm Stain" there. 💀

  • @karasiktheyoba9898
    @karasiktheyoba9898 2 місяці тому +6

    I'm so hard for this time...wait, this didn't sound right!

  • @ItsJoKeZ
    @ItsJoKeZ 2 місяці тому +4

    damn this was too short for how good it was

  • @rjirvin2037
    @rjirvin2037 2 місяці тому +2

    1:43:27 xD him just roasting the guard after getting beat up

  • @_Sage967_
    @_Sage967_ 2 місяці тому +3

    i think a thing about Tomatos opinions on games that i find kinda odd is his "i dont care so long as the writing is good" it just like... yeah, the majority of people feel the same way it's just that not only was the thing bad but it was extremely unlikely for it to turn out good given the direction they went and being "written well" would likely result in a vary different sequence of events. that's not mentioning the difference between it being "fine and it being good cus people want the thing to be "good" not just be serviceable
    i will also say that devs for a lot of these franchises do get overly blinded with this need to for a performative displace for choices mattering and not really hashing out when those choices lead to or if the choices are necessary and not needless bloat.

  • @Cheezemanjones
    @Cheezemanjones 2 місяці тому +2

    Father tamto takes us to his weekend getaway

  • @Ribboppity
    @Ribboppity 2 місяці тому +4

    So is there like.
    Escalating sentencing, or is it just a completely random chance that they might sentence you to death for literally anything?

  • @BakedBanana
    @BakedBanana 2 місяці тому +7

    oh

  • @joekni2002
    @joekni2002 2 місяці тому +1

    I saw a guy with legs and feet like that a couple weeks ago. His feet looked like snow boots

  • @ItsJoKeZ
    @ItsJoKeZ 2 місяці тому +4

    only thing wrong with this stream is it isn't 10 hours long

  • @YoFryman
    @YoFryman 2 місяці тому +2

    The Tomato has escaped containment! 🍅

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 2 місяці тому +3

    43:57 Clip it!

  • @endlesswanderer1753
    @endlesswanderer1753 2 місяці тому +4

    I love mdickie.

  • @Overlai
    @Overlai 2 місяці тому +2

    "The console exploded in your fucking hands" why were you holding it

  • @patricklambert4730
    @patricklambert4730 2 місяці тому +1

    Character creation stops at 1:25:03

  • @calthepeacelovingclover5935
    @calthepeacelovingclover5935 2 місяці тому +1

    They made a third one of these? Didn't know they even made a second one!

    • @Heaty90
      @Heaty90 2 місяці тому +2

      Was mobile only that one.

  • @JamaicanMeCrazy980
    @JamaicanMeCrazy980 2 місяці тому +8

    Did mato play Hard Time 2 and i missed it?

    • @EccentricWolven23
      @EccentricWolven23 2 місяці тому +5

      Hard Time 2 was mobile-only, so I don't think Tomato played it.

    • @JamaicanMeCrazy980
      @JamaicanMeCrazy980 2 місяці тому +4

      @@EccentricWolven23 didn't know this, thanks fellow pit dweller

  • @Lucxasbbx
    @Lucxasbbx 2 місяці тому +2

    Why would u have almost 1 hour of nothing as a yt video ? Why nit just cut this out

  • @themanontheinside
    @themanontheinside 2 місяці тому +4

    Yo!

  • @exceed556
    @exceed556 2 місяці тому +1

    Its jail time!

  • @glitchedoom
    @glitchedoom 2 місяці тому +4

    Wait, there are THREE Hard Times?

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 2 місяці тому +4

      Just like real life.. haha

    • @MysteriousStoner
      @MysteriousStoner 2 місяці тому +7

      yes, the og one, the 2d one (which mdickie calls hard time 2) and then this one

    • @Heaty90
      @Heaty90 2 місяці тому +3

      @@glitchedoom Belive the 2nd one is the mobile one. Huh he even released 3 on mobile.

  • @ArnoBreakChecker
    @ArnoBreakChecker 2 місяці тому +5

    erm… Holy YAPFEST

  • @madams2239
    @madams2239 2 місяці тому +6

    This one was a flop. Game is too complex for a Baba like Tamto; he needs to be sent to some sort of *school* where they teach *wrestling* first.
    Disappointing. I like the organic content, the only notable thing was being chained to a guard while it not forcibly swapping clothes. While it being optional is neat people that hit *skip all* to instructions behave like this.
    TL:DR? *Streamer isn't smart enough to dress for success.*

    • @Chippaization
      @Chippaization 2 місяці тому +3

      Tomato "dripless" gaming strikes again

  • @RootDragon04
    @RootDragon04 Місяць тому +1

    why are his intros so long?

    • @discoRyne
      @discoRyne Місяць тому

      Gotta wait for that monster zero ultra to kick in

  • @theguy1233
    @theguy1233 2 місяці тому

    Can you play this game again?

  • @michael_m38
    @michael_m38 Місяць тому

    🍅 🗑️

  • @stanktaint
    @stanktaint 2 місяці тому

    These games are butt... needs less crust

    • @madams2239
      @madams2239 2 місяці тому +2

      Go make your own. MDickie made this whole shazam by himself; you can too.
      Not sure what's stopping you.