Throwing Prison Guards into the Toilet | Hard Time III

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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2024

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  • @wolfwithin2967
    @wolfwithin2967 Місяць тому +80

    Having a romance slider in a prison game is diabolical

  • @MuhammedMuhammed-xd7qo
    @MuhammedMuhammed-xd7qo Місяць тому +97

    Flee prison to Tahiti and pulp a law officer with an RPG? That's a warning.
    Break a window accidentally? That's death son.

    • @kaleidopixels7451
      @kaleidopixels7451 Місяць тому +11

      "A warning"
      They punched most of the blood out of his body like a greasy lil sponge

    • @Blue-df3zz
      @Blue-df3zz Місяць тому +1

      Mangoes

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl Місяць тому +6

      have some damn faith

  • @TheIdiotTries
    @TheIdiotTries Місяць тому +44

    Escapes prison, rides a horse into the forrest, immediately mauled by wolves and arrested
    10/10 game

  • @BlackburnBigdragon
    @BlackburnBigdragon Місяць тому +64

    There's something crusty, yet charming, that literally every one of M Dickie's games are his wrestling game, with a different map and different theme.

    • @anthonybrown2781
      @anthonybrown2781 Місяць тому +20

      It’s honestly admirable that he continues to use it in every game he makes. The formula works so well that he’s never had to change it.

    • @1776SolidSnake
      @1776SolidSnake Місяць тому +8

      Ive never laughed so hard playing a game before an mdickie mastahpiece

    • @austinclements8010
      @austinclements8010 Місяць тому +5

      id only he would include camera controls

    • @madams2239
      @madams2239 Місяць тому +5

      That is because Life itself when you boil away all the fancy moves, *REDACTED* and underengineered buildings is *a wrestling game.*
      Of course the engine works for all games as they're all slice-of-life games. If MDickie makes a World of Tanks clone the engine will change, but until then it works.

  • @LeudieBlues
    @LeudieBlues Місяць тому +31

    Rest in peace The Chode, the windows were too valuable to be broken.

  • @Heaty90
    @Heaty90 Місяць тому +74

    Gooning around in prison with 🍅

    • @Blue-df3zz
      @Blue-df3zz Місяць тому +13

      Tomatos audience is OBSESSED with gooning

    • @Kamletue
      @Kamletue Місяць тому +6

      Gotta love gooning

    • @therealstarplatinum
      @therealstarplatinum Місяць тому +3

      We all Goon down here

    • @noah4822
      @noah4822 Місяць тому +3

      Where's the wait list for tomato's goon

  • @some-hampter220
    @some-hampter220 Місяць тому +19

    Dude He's STILL doing the frog bit after five years, some people just never change

  • @ricodz6
    @ricodz6 Місяць тому +10

    If there's 1 thing I know; Everything is gonna be alright.

  • @fIyff
    @fIyff Місяць тому +27

    Honorable "favorite moment" mentions:
    * getting arrested for "impersonation" 5 TIMES within 15 minutes, just because he was wearing ugly ass clothes
    * getting a limb chopped off because he broke a window
    * getting that same *injured* limb healed and regenerated for less than $40
    * horses and wolves falling over dead just for being bumped into
    * his first character getting murked at the end

  • @SirCuddlesWorth
    @SirCuddlesWorth Місяць тому +14

    Poor tomato, most prisoners have to commit horrible crimes.
    *Tomato:* Just standing there. Sighs.
    *Gurd:* The F you say, pulls out tazer!

  • @Wolf93
    @Wolf93 Місяць тому +10

    Everything's gonna be alright

  • @floatingdisembodiedhead8975
    @floatingdisembodiedhead8975 Місяць тому +13

    Sean Cums 😂 Mdickey knew Diddy woul be in jail sooner

  • @ZombieCrazyLegs
    @ZombieCrazyLegs Місяць тому +12

    "What does he have.... Mold!?"
    Streamer has never seen body hair and is a smooth as a ken doll.

    • @madams2239
      @madams2239 Місяць тому +1

      Smoother then Saitama.

  • @fIyff
    @fIyff Місяць тому +20

    2:02:07
    I thought I was going to choke to death from laughing so hard

    • @Shyhalu
      @Shyhalu Місяць тому +6

      Ralph with that Tshirt coming over to watch was the icing on the cake.

    • @cooldud2573
      @cooldud2573 Місяць тому +1

      Cops really called guard dogs vro

  • @Neraam_S
    @Neraam_S Місяць тому +3

    Tomato getting his reality checked in thumbnail

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon Місяць тому +7

    these walls are all the protect the filth from the horrors outside

  • @TrafficPartyHatTest
    @TrafficPartyHatTest Місяць тому +2

    M. Dickie's games are somehow in this strange realm where it makes ZERO sense but it's also 100% accurate to real life

  • @fishyboi98
    @fishyboi98 Місяць тому +7

    wow, so no one was really going to tell tomato he could've controlled the camera with the mouse this entire time?

  • @doomerhoomer2005
    @doomerhoomer2005 Місяць тому +3

    I remember playing these games on my phone in middle-highschool. Good times. Awesome to see my fav streamer playin it too

  • @utoobisgarbage5210
    @utoobisgarbage5210 Місяць тому +6

    My brother was eaten by wolves on the Connecticut turnpike

  • @Justin-oh4ro
    @Justin-oh4ro Місяць тому +15

    Tomato "Maximum Romance" Gaming

  • @karasiktheyoba9898
    @karasiktheyoba9898 Місяць тому +6

    I'm so hard for this time...wait, this didn't sound right!

  • @rjirvin2037
    @rjirvin2037 Місяць тому +2

    1:43:27 xD him just roasting the guard after getting beat up

  • @MrYyelo
    @MrYyelo Місяць тому +3

    OMG I fucking died when he was looking through the list of all characters and there's just "Malcolm Stain" there. 💀

  • @BakedBanana
    @BakedBanana Місяць тому +7

    oh

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll Місяць тому +3

    43:57 Clip it!

  • @_Sage967_
    @_Sage967_ Місяць тому +3

    i think a thing about Tomatos opinions on games that i find kinda odd is his "i dont care so long as the writing is good" it just like... yeah, the majority of people feel the same way it's just that not only was the thing bad but it was extremely unlikely for it to turn out good given the direction they went and being "written well" would likely result in a vary different sequence of events. that's not mentioning the difference between it being "fine and it being good cus people want the thing to be "good" not just be serviceable
    i will also say that devs for a lot of these franchises do get overly blinded with this need to for a performative displace for choices mattering and not really hashing out when those choices lead to or if the choices are necessary and not needless bloat.

  • @ItsJoKeZ
    @ItsJoKeZ Місяць тому +4

    damn this was too short for how good it was

  • @Ribboppity
    @Ribboppity Місяць тому +4

    So is there like.
    Escalating sentencing, or is it just a completely random chance that they might sentence you to death for literally anything?

  • @ItsJoKeZ
    @ItsJoKeZ Місяць тому +4

    only thing wrong with this stream is it isn't 10 hours long

  • @Cheezemanjones
    @Cheezemanjones Місяць тому +2

    Father tamto takes us to his weekend getaway

  • @joekni2002
    @joekni2002 Місяць тому +1

    I saw a guy with legs and feet like that a couple weeks ago. His feet looked like snow boots

  • @endlesswanderer1753
    @endlesswanderer1753 Місяць тому +4

    I love mdickie.

  • @Overlai
    @Overlai Місяць тому +2

    "The console exploded in your fucking hands" why were you holding it

  • @YoFryman
    @YoFryman Місяць тому +2

    The Tomato has escaped containment! 🍅

  • @patricklambert4730
    @patricklambert4730 Місяць тому +1

    Character creation stops at 1:25:03

  • @JamaicanMeCrazy980
    @JamaicanMeCrazy980 Місяць тому +8

    Did mato play Hard Time 2 and i missed it?

    • @EccentricWolven23
      @EccentricWolven23 Місяць тому +5

      Hard Time 2 was mobile-only, so I don't think Tomato played it.

    • @JamaicanMeCrazy980
      @JamaicanMeCrazy980 Місяць тому +4

      @@EccentricWolven23 didn't know this, thanks fellow pit dweller

  • @calthepeacelovingclover5935
    @calthepeacelovingclover5935 Місяць тому +1

    They made a third one of these? Didn't know they even made a second one!

    • @Heaty90
      @Heaty90 Місяць тому +2

      Was mobile only that one.

  • @themanontheinside
    @themanontheinside Місяць тому +4

    Yo!

  • @exceed556
    @exceed556 Місяць тому +1

    Its jail time!

  • @Lucxasbbx
    @Lucxasbbx Місяць тому +2

    Why would u have almost 1 hour of nothing as a yt video ? Why nit just cut this out

  • @ArnoBreakChecker
    @ArnoBreakChecker Місяць тому +5

    erm… Holy YAPFEST

  • @glitchedoom
    @glitchedoom Місяць тому +4

    Wait, there are THREE Hard Times?

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil Місяць тому +4

      Just like real life.. haha

    • @MysteriousStoner
      @MysteriousStoner Місяць тому +7

      yes, the og one, the 2d one (which mdickie calls hard time 2) and then this one

    • @Heaty90
      @Heaty90 Місяць тому +3

      @@glitchedoom Belive the 2nd one is the mobile one. Huh he even released 3 on mobile.

  • @madams2239
    @madams2239 Місяць тому +6

    This one was a flop. Game is too complex for a Baba like Tamto; he needs to be sent to some sort of *school* where they teach *wrestling* first.
    Disappointing. I like the organic content, the only notable thing was being chained to a guard while it not forcibly swapping clothes. While it being optional is neat people that hit *skip all* to instructions behave like this.
    TL:DR? *Streamer isn't smart enough to dress for success.*

    • @Chippaization
      @Chippaization Місяць тому +3

      Tomato "dripless" gaming strikes again

  • @theguy1233
    @theguy1233 Місяць тому

    Can you play this game again?

  • @RootDragon04
    @RootDragon04 Місяць тому +1

    why are his intros so long?

    • @discoRyne
      @discoRyne 19 днів тому

      Gotta wait for that monster zero ultra to kick in

  • @michael_m38
    @michael_m38 Місяць тому

    🍅 🗑️

  • @stanktaint
    @stanktaint Місяць тому

    These games are butt... needs less crust

    • @madams2239
      @madams2239 Місяць тому +2

      Go make your own. MDickie made this whole shazam by himself; you can too.
      Not sure what's stopping you.