The Amarr are clearly the Roman/British Empires =P Even their tutorial commander has a strong Imperial British accent, like the Empire in Star Wars lol
amarr really shine on the high ships: Napoc (The infamous helcats) and the legion being strong as fuck. and the guardian being jsut THE armor-logi ship
You have the Gallente and Caldari mixed up. Gallente are the Space Euro-dancers, aka Space French, and the Caldari are American/Japanese mega-conglomerates.
I have to say, I really liked my time as a (battle)cruiser pilot :) everything felt new and it was really cool and exciting to save money for a battleship. now though, with a fully shiny (expensive as you can get) battleship fitting everything feels lame :/
could you share your overview setup? i like it. is there a certain one premade like that i can load over my crappy self made one? thanks for the videos!
great vid but gallente is anything but america, caldari is america if you cant figure it out heres a hint from their discriptions. gallente- "...socialist libertarian..." caldari "...capitalist..." in case you havent noticed the real world that makes caldari the US and gallente can be canada/uk/france or most european countries
What song is playing in the background from 3:40 to the end of the video? I recognize it as a flying lotus beat, but I can't pit my finger in the song.
You forgot about Rupture, which is very nice ship. Aslo Stabber is also fine, I dont know why you dont like it. And you forgot about Gnosis which will very popular for alfa pilots.
yes they can. Alphas cannot train Battlecruiser skills, but Gnosis requires no skills to fly. Seriously. Thats why Gnosis are being gifted again by CCP, so they can be sold on market to new players,
Thaloniel That's strange. And also, they aren't releasing the Gnosis. They're releasing a whole new ship. It's skill requirements might be different than the Gnosis.
Minmatar are space Rastas mun. Defo agree about Amarrians as space arabs Which is kinda funny cos in Provi we say Amarr Victor! Then someone always says For Goats! I have no idea what the goat thing is about. Well, maybe I do now. lol
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You forgot to mention that Minmatar passive bonus to all ships is to have natural cloak by pretend to be wrecks.
holy fuck just spilled my coffee
loves2spo0ge Cheers!
yo, they're balanced by their weakness to salvagers.
Sorry,salvagers are broken, not balanced
Pretend?
Best description of EVE Online races to date
dunno, based on all the backstory and general concepts, i'd think the Amarr would be middle east and the Minmatar Africa, but it's meh.
The Amarr are clearly the Roman/British Empires =P Even their tutorial commander has a strong Imperial British accent, like the Empire in Star Wars lol
Naxirian u
"ram the enemy, and penetrate them repeatedly until they stop moving"
I died...
"except the kestrel, nobody flies that piece of trash"
this aged like milk
Your jokes were great, and from what I can tell the gallente has the best overall lineup for alpha clones
David Bickham By far... Caldari being second place.
Amarr being probably the best race for Omegas (imo though for omegas it's mostly balanced)
amarr really shine on the high ships:
Napoc (The infamous helcats) and the legion being strong as fuck. and the guardian being jsut THE armor-logi ship
trust the rust it will allways take you home
Pod express, eh?
how i tend to get home most of the time yea haha
The minmatar intro nearly made me fall out of my chair.. the most perfect description ever.
I don't think I've been this offended before while not being able to stop laughing!
great video.
That's so Eve
Caldari = weeb race
No wonder my alliance uses them so much...
"The caldari has one good destroyer, the other we pretend is doesn't exist" hahahaha xD So true it hurts ;-(
They do have one destroyer we care about. It's called the Jackdaw. (^.^ )
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Haha, un Altrue sauvage est apparu
re: gallente -- ". . . ram the enemy and penetrate them until they stop moving." got a real good laugh there
Thats basicly how i fly my PVE Stratios......Neutron Blaster Point blank until it makes BOOM
amarr: Christian fascists
Gallente: French guys that want to imitate Americans
Minmatar: American slaves
Caldari: Finnish anime lovers
Amarr - Space Arabs
Gallente - Space Rockstars
Caldari - Space Maifa
Minmatar - Space Rastas
btw this vid is bullshit
+1
I approve
lol'd even
My only criticism is that whilst most of the minmi frigate line is trash the breacher is a beast, so it's still worth consideration.
2019 and still waiting for more awsome zkill guides
Sweet vid there rhi lad! hyde was triggered.
"They're cheap for their cost" u wot m8...
For those curious, that short song at the Caldari intro is "Marisa stole the precious thing".
did u forget about the gnosis m8?
I'm sure he'd like to.
Three Nice *shudders*
It's so bad... Idk why everyone is excited about the Sunesis, it's even worse
Space Americans? More like Space French. Caldari are the true Space Americans with their corporate society.
#BuffCorax
#BuffBellicose
#BuffandShineforMinmatar
Zeghart And the fucking STABBER AND DRAGOON
Thankfully they made alpha fly anything that’s not tech ll
Uhm... It's Amarrica. The crazy religious people are in Amarrica. Gallente are obviously french.
I KNEW IT!
Amarr is the Vatican
Caldari is Japan
Gallente is America
Minmatar are the 3rd World Countries
So you did a video about alpha clones and in a lot of the background footage you are flying what seems to be a force auxiliary capital ship.
banter
Thanks for the vid. Now i understand why i subconsciously not flying minmatar frigate and cruiser for pvp.
we minnies are space Mexicans, hail space Mexico
TL DR: Join Gallente
Yay saw myself in one of the videos... Also that was a good fight, nice to see from another perspective
Great video. What's the song for Minmatar introduction?
zwirek beats - allahu trapbar
might be allahu trapbar 2 or 3 as well
allahu trapbar 1
Whats the caldari one?
dollgabber
the duck tap race lol
Still waiting for that follow up video :)
Gallente are space french, not space american.
The Gallente don't surrender though.
are you from /lit/?
1:23 can anyone get me a link to that "caldari" dollgabber track. can't find it via google O_O
What is the "well balanced module"?
warp disruption field generator
rhiload
Cheers. May have to try this alpha clone thing.
Flying Lotus hell yes
Hyde triggered lmao.
Those notifications are pure cancer.
Oh I lost it at the allah kackbar :D
"Space priests" XD I love this guy
You have the Gallente and Caldari mixed up. Gallente are the Space Euro-dancers, aka Space French, and the Caldari are American/Japanese mega-conglomerates.
2mlg5me. nice vid bruh.
also thanks for reminding me of roberta flack by flying lotus, what chill shit
This video made my day, thanks...
I have to say, I really liked my time as a (battle)cruiser pilot :) everything felt new and it was really cool and exciting to save money for a battleship.
now though, with a fully shiny (expensive as you can get) battleship fitting everything feels lame :/
yea im currently saving money/Train for an upgrade from my expensive as possible Stratios to an Expensive as Possible Nestor xD just to run L4 with it
Amarr is Saudi Arabia.
Caldari is USA.
Gallente is EU.
Minmatar is Rissia.
Jesus I just realized how brokenly OP Gallente alphas are compared to the others.
Well CCP I guess that's one way to bring back brawling
So I'm even more lost as to what to fucking pick now xD
Dat Minmatar Trapbar drop though :D
Acording to lore... The Gallente = French
this is very good
Time to update this i think.
America should definitely be Caldari
alpha clones can fly the gnosis. battlecruiser
Such a dank video!
Lack of staggering remote reps hurts my eyes.
From a pure comedy aspect A+Yea alpha clone mitar are definatly the short end of the stickBut omega mtar are solid
no mention of Gnosis - oh I hope that is the next zkill guide
holy shit this is good
could you share your overview setup? i like it. is there a certain one premade like that i can load over my crappy self made one? thanks for the videos!
As dank as it is informative. Well done!
Gallente racial song, oh baby, yeah!
Ah so finally someone admits it. Amarr ships are garbage ^.^ so glad i spent the last 5 years maxing out skills for the damn race...
don't forget, you should think about what alliance your joining! Horde likes Caracals for instance
hey man stabbers are like tackle frigs with t1 cruiser ehp
This track used as caldari theme
ua-cam.com/video/CynsucGqMtI/v-deo.html
Duct tape faction is best faction
Lmao what? I thought Gallente were French, Minmatar were African and Caldari were American?
Caldari are as Asian as Asian can get. your right on the french though but freedom sounds so much better with american bullheadedness behind it
They're essentially the space capitalist federation who happen to speak french
Gallente are Canadians :)
Mastapiece
BLIND PEW?? IS THAT YOU?? XD
are you the dude that sits on dodixie station in a machariel?
I see the humor but don't take his opinions seriously. The game is balanced and every ship does have a purpose with a role that they can fill best.
have you actually looked at the stabber?
Hey Riload, underestimate arty ruptures at your own peril. Sure, Moas outperform them overall.... That can't last right? Right?
>Condor
>good looks
Pick one.
You're probably that one guy who thinks the Helios looks good.
DO NOT TOUCH MY IMICUS! Believe it or not, the symmetrical redesign looked worse.
Marshall Husvar
Oh yea, I like the lance sort of look. the spike works
is your name the troll name of the youtube channel Reload?
great vid but gallente is anything but america, caldari is america if you cant figure it out heres a hint from their discriptions. gallente- "...socialist libertarian..." caldari "...capitalist..." in case you havent noticed the real world that makes caldari the US and gallente can be canada/uk/france or most european countries
Kira_Hibiki but freedom and democracy through drones is what Americans and gallente both share
+rhiload Moxdan from the epic eve posters, on reddit
o7
ENSLAVE THE HEATHENS
*french space americans
ftfy
This vid makes me want to join lumpy
Moa good for solo pvp ? Wow. Does this mean the times of "Caldari, Solo, PVP - pick 2" are over ?
so much love for minmatar XD rupture is better than most amarr jus saying
hey rhiload are you planning to update this vid now alphas can do other shit
4:17 poor stiletto RIP
pretty accurate has always ;P
What song is playing in the background from 3:40 to the end of the video? I recognize it as a flying lotus beat, but I can't pit my finger in the song.
ever find it?
minmatar rockets + tape = ship lol
you wouldnt happen to have 2 channels by any chance?
Well fml im Caldary.
Aloha Snackbar!
wtf was that caldari reference
2:35 is that fucking Garmon’s scream?
Blind pew its that you:)?
hai senpai
I know this is really old, but what about battlecruisers?
I know this is really old but ccp buffed alpha clones
You forgot about Rupture, which is very nice ship. Aslo Stabber is also fine, I dont know why you dont like it. And you forgot about Gnosis which will very popular for alfa pilots.
Gnosis is a Battlecruiser. Alpha's can't fly them.
It does not require a BC skill for it. So alfa has to be able to fly it, unless ccp will restrict it separately.
yes they can. Alphas cannot train Battlecruiser skills, but Gnosis requires no skills to fly. Seriously. Thats why Gnosis are being gifted again by CCP, so they can be sold on market to new players,
alphas won't be able to fly BCs, even if gnosis does not require skills to pilot
that's only logical, cmon lads
Thaloniel
That's strange. And also, they aren't releasing the Gnosis. They're releasing a whole new ship. It's skill requirements might be different than the Gnosis.
I take exception to this video. FUM8 are not cool and I challenge you to prove it.
What's that song when the caldari intro plays?
It's called "Marisa stole precious thing"
to all people playing this game. about 50% of this video is batshit wrong. not even kidding
lol ok m8
just started playing since it's free to play and you're making me regret picking Minmatar... lol
Isn't Caldari = space America?
Eh that's more Gallente, they're space France and space America. Caldari are like hyper capitalistic space Japan
Caldari is more like space capitalists, huge companies that made a country!
Nah, space russians/mafia/yakuza
IisnotaCon i'd say their system of megacorporations is closer to the Korean chaebol economic system
Minmatar are space Rastas mun.
Defo agree about Amarrians as space arabs
Which is kinda funny cos in Provi we say Amarr Victor! Then someone always says For Goats!
I have no idea what the goat thing is about.
Well, maybe I do now. lol
Minmatar BGM ?