I Wouldn't Mind Being This Spy's Target 😲 (Movie Recap)
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- Опубліковано 12 лют 2022
- 🍿 Movie: Salt (Drop a like!)
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Yeet skeet, got home from a 13 hour shift like an hour ago. Was about to fall asleep but saw this. No way I’m sleeping now, brought a smile upon my face at the end of the day
Did you say yeet skeet?
@@rooster6199 yes… yes I did brosefski
@@devinpiper9047 what a rather interesting way of phrasing things.
same, I was about to sleep but saw this, just got off work too lol
help me to watch my videos, and give suggestions :((((
He slaps the movie continuously with facts and logic for our entertainment, best movie recap UA-camr ever
High Boi do
@@thecyberviber ooo YES. He's my favorite too. High Boi and Minute Movies are the best people for a movie recap
truth
@@thecyberviber high boi makes things overly funny and amazing but doesnt upload enough
second there is high boi
When she jumped into the sea at the end, I thought he would say, "they circled back, and as you'll know, salt dissolves in the water so they can't find her" 😂
That would have been epic!
I love how not only does this channel always puts 100% effort into their videos, but when I’m done watching them I feel better than I did before!
"Captain Holt advises to increase to DEFCON level 2" I'm dying at the Brooklyn 99 reference
"You know shit's about to get real when a girl switches her hair colour in a movie." Just like how you know shit's about to get real when a girl changes her hair colour 3 times during a relationship. Relatable.
Girls do that?
@@VitchAndVorty yea lmao they do, a lot. It makes them feel “renewed” but we do the same with haircuts
Reminds me of Ramona Flowers.
@@freddymcshreddy6586 I mean, that's the joke. Ramona always changed her hair cuz she was so prone to just "restarting" every time shit went south for her.
@@ZigealFaust kinda explains why it tends to happen right after a evil ex fight.
Watched this movie in the cinema. A lot of fun. Thought there would be a sequel. Saltier? Pepper? Sugar?
Spy Girls?
Spice Girls
That's a pretty Vulgar deal ngl.
Salt 2: Sodium
"Salt Hard With a Vengeance"
Saltier,Longer and Uncut"
"Guess Who's Coming to Dinner: Salt"
"Salt & The Crimes Of Paprika"
Or the spinoff we didn't want but all needed:
"Sugar"..it's about a Russian intelligence agent posing as an American baker who's secretly a British spy hired by Gordon Ramsay to bring down Jamie Oliver and his fiendish plans to sell his horrible recipes globally
It would be kind of wild if they did, the DVD contains three different versions with somewhat different endings.
0:27 "Yeah yeah yeah, and I am not the best movie UA-camr" I died laughing 🤣🤣
I love how she got so much venom out of that spider I mean a drop or 2 yeah but there was more in the needle then the spider weight
That Captain Holt comment at 16:38 caught me off guard
Ya know, I've genuinely always wondered if being a spy is an actual job in real life (obviously not talking about anything FBI related). Like I just wonder sometimes, what if there's an actual secret organization out there that pays spies to go on secret missions? Or is it all a fantasy we see in movies... We shall never know.
@@jondoe7113 I mean, there are spies IRL, CIA Clandestine operations.
Some examples are:
Aldrich Ames.
David Henry Barnett.
Kevin Mallory.
Harold James Nicholson.
Larry Wu-Tai Chin.
Sharon M. Scranage.
William Kampiles.
Does an Intelligence Agency count? They *are* real and not fictional
Spy here, its definitely just a fantasy Hollywood likes to push to the extreme :)
do you not know spies exist irl or???
100% who do you think killed all the witnesses with different stories at the Las Vegas shooting
Me hearing Minute Movies saying sheeeesh made my day.
God bless
Cringe
“Daddy chill” I was literally crying so hard😂
"What is even that" 😅😅😅😅😅
Best movie UA-camr ever honesly i love you !
There are 3 completely different endings to this movie, btw. The theatrical cut, directors cut, and extended edition are all different.
which ending was this? what were the other endings?
Awesome! Thanks for the info, i'ma look it up.
16:38 the best part of this whole movie
Raymond holt 👏👏👏
Didn't expect capt holt in there. Man's going anywhere after the precinct 😭
ayo, love your take on this growing genre, it's funny that the other ones are using real people too now. you are still easily my favourite commentator on movies tho, love the uploads, good shit dollar store Harry Potter!
as much as I'd like to believe that minute movies inspired people to use real actors too, it's mainly cause the UA-cam algorithm really doesn't like robot voiced videos
@@GoldenAce908X
Iirc it's not the algorithm but that youtube itself doesn't like it, I think another channel said that they were getting demonetised.
I have been waiting for a Salt recap. From anyone. Really happy it finally came from my favorite. So glad you came back.
Im literally binge watching all your stuff you kinda fire
I can't express in words how much I enjoy your videos Minute Movies
This is the best movie recap channel I came across, I’m literally in tears 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
I love this channel not because of the movie but how funny the humor is
Bruh i love your vids bro the genres of the movie could be one of my least favourites but when you recap them i love them alot💯
Mans always has a good sence of humor and makes me smile😀 keep it up
That self-aware moment at the beginning lol, its okay to point out the obvious MM!!!!
suggested titles:
- mr & mrs smith, but just angelina jolie
- the eternals, but thena is a spy
1:24 that plug is so smooth i only noticed it now 😎
Angelina Jolie kicking ass and killing men? More of that please!!!
Yeah, Minute Movies is back!!!
I love your videos, two of my cats died recently and your videos have helped a lot
your the funniest dude bro keep up the great work love your vids
Your recap just hit different and still the same as the time before you got the strike keep up my guy
I read the description, I leave a like before I watch the video, may you never deal with algorithm issues!
Another great vid from minute movies l luv ur vids u are my favorite movie reviewer💜💙💖💜💜
"I'm not the best movie youtuber HaHaHa" lmao i love it
This guys thumbnails and titles are just amazing
You're the best movie recapper man.
So glad your channel's back!
that b99 reference had me and the whole squad laughin
discovered you not so long ago and it’s my first time sort of early. gotta say your videos are amazing lol and quite funny might i add.
Thank you so much!!
great movie
recap
you may not be the greatest youtuber but you are one of the best recaper
13:32 that sheeesh sounded like a tubro whistle lmao
holy cow I'm surprised you still uploading after that opening
Quick question was this channel taken down in 2020-21? I remember looking for you and all I got were these really lame movie reviews. No one can deliver it like you 👍🏻 I’ve missed you and glad to see that there will be a future with your content in it . ❤️
Lmao "Captain Holt".
Reasons to subscribe to minute movies
1. best youtuber
2. best youtuber (but as 2nd point)
3. To watch him say based in different tones
Captain holt, Ramond holt😂 (Brooklyn nine nine reference)
The legend is back
You’re a pretty damn good movie youtuber
I was eating and some bits of food came out of my nose when I heard "natasalt"🤣🤣🤣
been here since before 15k im in the discord and i love the content and i find myself alone on valentines day so to people like me happy valentines day to minute king and all subscribers and fans
This guy deserves more subs for being funny LMFAO
I think I saw another version where they shot her husband instead 😥
Im confused. Am I living in another universe?
Multiple endings I think
that escalated quickly
I like you add a extra touch by saying "the less cool korea north of course" 😂😂😂😂😂
so is there ever an explanation as to why her sleeper initiation didn't work?
She loves her hubby too much
Because she was Angelina Jolie
Because women
It did, she's just a simp
sleepers is a myth, humans are not computers , you cannot be raised and build a full good independent life in a country you enjoy,press a button or say a few words to activate a sleeper to act in accordance to brutal brainwashing done as a child, a real sleeper needs constant support in money and brainwashing to stay loyal, unless your a sleeper in a country thats more shitty than the one your a sleeper for
I just binge re watched the content from 3 months ago and just finished seeing a new upload
Guess I'm not sleeping tonight
Good job bud 👍
great timing for this🤣
7:22 This is the same actor who played Major Dieter Hellstrom in Inglourious Basterds so it weirded me out seeing his weird acting in Salt.
His back!!
"A boring text transition" 😂😂
Saw the thumbnail and thought you'll be abbreviating ms doubtfire XDD
"Macgyver her way outta there" les go he knowsssssss
Hahaha capitan Holt. I love it
nikolai TARKOVSKY AHAHAHAHAH TARKOVSKY so subtle 🤣
The fact that he edited in his own channel at 1:25 lol
FYI
Tom cruise was originally cast as Salt main Protagonist but ... It didn't happen
Didnt expect Captain Holt
Thank you for the vid
capt. Holt caught me off guard
Daniel Olbrychski :OOOOOOOOOO
The silent yelling😂
bro how are you so good at this wow 👏👏👏
"in the south u got kpop in the north u got COMMUNIONS"💀🤣
saw this movie when it was out, but missed some bits of it
Yay i watched two ads to donate you :D
the only movie review channel thats not a robot voice with no personality
Best way to watch movies
Great recap. 👍🏿
I Suggest ‘Willow’ 1988😃
i love ya videos there super funny
Happy Super Bowl after show keep up great work
My man has made himself a GOAT.
that bubbly sheesh tho 13:31
Yooo new upload
looks like Mr. Movies is indeed, a coomer himself, im glad to have you on our side chief
Laughing out the gate: "The less cool Korea". Bruh, these one liners are only getting better.
Is there a second movie to to this lol? I want more😂
this guy is the best
1:25 i paused just to check if you put something else on monitor, and you did :D
HOLY SHIT HOLT IS IN THIS MOVIE NEW FAVOURITE MOVIE
killer deal on the jakcet was a good joke
Now the Jumper recap gonna drop next.
This is the final time asking.
7:18 Oblivion NPC be like
You should at "its complicated...." at the end of every title
16:43 captain holt 😂
What’s nuts is there’s actually three different versions of this movie when you buy the DVD and each kind of has a different ending.
lol at Captain Holt reference
Bro the jokes are so dry, yet so funny for some reason 😂
the "daddy chill" got me ngl