Serial Police Impersonator Tells Army Veteran He 'Jumped In Fallujah'

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  • @RealWorldPolice
    @RealWorldPolice  4 роки тому +568

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    • @Lilith-Rose
      @Lilith-Rose 4 роки тому +29

      I have to say that post as the best April fools I saw on UA-cam yesterday, harmless but amusing and just barely believable enough to fool some people obviously

    • @jeffreylarrabee2425
      @jeffreylarrabee2425 4 роки тому +45

      Real World Police thank you guys for keeping us updated on him I HATE THIS GUY and now saying he jumped that makes me hate him even more

    • @udednow
      @udednow 4 роки тому +5

      I don't think I know? Hmmm RWP SOUNDS SUSPICIOUS, you're an expert for sure

    • @deephorizon1365
      @deephorizon1365 4 роки тому +4

      HAHAHA SOME PEOPLE BELIEVED IT

    • @okayusa6608
      @okayusa6608 4 роки тому +13

      Get Don Shipley on this, stat.

  • @GabeTC99
    @GabeTC99 4 роки тому +3326

    This guy needs to be arrested for impersonating a human

    • @onenacho1237
      @onenacho1237 4 роки тому +11

      ProgramRAM 💯😂👉 👽

    • @northlandgaming7913
      @northlandgaming7913 4 роки тому +8

      One nacho 123 just download more ram bro

    • @bofadeeznuts469
      @bofadeeznuts469 4 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @carloscortes5570
      @carloscortes5570 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao!! Oh man you killing me!! That's next!!

    • @unfoldedowl5437
      @unfoldedowl5437 4 роки тому +4

      lol, comment of the year!!!!! its only april 2nd, -20, good luck going forward for the rest of the year.... award will be announced 1-3-21....

  • @cokergx3
    @cokergx3 4 роки тому +2690

    As a seal who flew a submarine into Baghdad, I appreciate this guys service.

    • @michaelreece458
      @michaelreece458 3 роки тому +164

      That is more plausible than anything Dewitt claims.

    • @drgwhatsthetruth3783
      @drgwhatsthetruth3783 3 роки тому +46

      😂😂😂😂 that's more believable than what Dimwitt says.

    • @unavailableusername9694
      @unavailableusername9694 3 роки тому +114

      I jumped in a submarine once, hurt my head.

    • @muhammadal-baghdadi9660
      @muhammadal-baghdadi9660 3 роки тому +112

      Don't forget he was hit and killed on his motorcycle then went into a coma and survived dying

    • @KyleCowden
      @KyleCowden 3 роки тому +19

      Epic. LMAO.

  • @HomieGangsta12
    @HomieGangsta12 4 роки тому +1551

    Leave him alone, its true....
    He was our submarine doorgunner back in 'nam.

    • @tazmankb26
      @tazmankb26 4 роки тому +50

      While yelling 'Get Sum'

    • @_nakari
      @_nakari 4 роки тому +25

      This is fucking gold!

    • @TheOscarsolis89
      @TheOscarsolis89 4 роки тому +15

      10 out of 10 comment

    • @Gsmooth10455
      @Gsmooth10455 4 роки тому +7

      @@tazmankb26 LMFAO!!!!!!

    • @matthadley9872
      @matthadley9872 4 роки тому +14

      this comment makes my year!! you have won the day sir!!

  • @craigvogel2935
    @craigvogel2935 3 роки тому +440

    Please don’t put him in jail he’s a constant source of entertainment for a lot of people

    • @vogelvogeltje
      @vogelvogeltje 2 роки тому

      Nah, put him underneath the jail

    • @alexanderloar8783
      @alexanderloar8783 2 роки тому +10

      Better off in prison then on the streets. Plus he won’t be much entertainment if people catch wind why he is there. He doesn’t keep his mouth shut and it wont end well for him

    • @saltywinchester1600
      @saltywinchester1600 2 роки тому +7

      They could put a camera in his jail cell, which her shares with Bubba. That would be entertaining,

    • @strawberryfields2680
      @strawberryfields2680 2 роки тому +1

      Oh, how true.😂

    • @memberberries693
      @memberberries693 2 роки тому +3

      Hes putting people in danger jail his ass

  • @dylanescalante5252
    @dylanescalante5252 3 роки тому +775

    “I’ve been jump certified since I was 18 but my parachute failed and I died, but I revived myself cuz I’m a certified doctor”-Jeremy Dewitt

    • @noahrthomas
      @noahrthomas 3 роки тому +13

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jacksonwarren6337
      @jacksonwarren6337 3 роки тому +21

      I’m a certified doctor per the state of Florida statute 1207

    • @martinn.6082
      @martinn.6082 3 роки тому +8

      @@jacksonwarren6337 that's what he yells at you while calling you insults lmao

    • @tobybeggs8676
      @tobybeggs8676 2 роки тому +5

      STATE certified!

    • @goalie2998
      @goalie2998 2 роки тому

      Not in the state of Florida

  • @nzzsparks
    @nzzsparks 4 роки тому +841

    He jumped in Fallujah and landed straight into our hearts. Ty Metro State

  • @kennymudder99
    @kennymudder99 4 роки тому +2533

    Netflix original series “The metro king”
    Coming March 2022:)!

    • @JamesSmith-ho7kg
      @JamesSmith-ho7kg 4 роки тому +40

      kennymudder99 oh god...please yea

    • @mtbalot
      @mtbalot 4 роки тому +54

      hahaha i'll pre-order that NOW ! Whats next? The Lost Fuck Boys?

    • @SusieW-ku4ub
      @SusieW-ku4ub 4 роки тому

      mtbalot 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @udednow
      @udednow 4 роки тому +34

      It would be called Motor One: the Dimwitte Procession

    • @okayusa6608
      @okayusa6608 4 роки тому +44

      Jim Carey should play dewitte

  • @BlaceInTheBuildin
    @BlaceInTheBuildin 3 роки тому +125

    In every funeral Jeremy has ever done, the moment he hits the road, in HIS MIND he is a extremely high ranking police officer.

    • @lewisner
      @lewisner Рік тому +6

      He is the lesser known Marvel Superhero "Funeral Man".

    • @angelbelmont2190
      @angelbelmont2190 Рік тому

      And on a real dangerous mission 💯 🤧 😆

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 10 місяців тому

      ​@@lewisner😆

  • @pauldg837
    @pauldg837 4 роки тому +841

    Jeremy impressed the Jump Instructor so much, that he was given the rare certification to jump without a parachute.

    • @domeslacker
      @domeslacker 3 роки тому +27

      This is the best comment so far 🤣

    • @sCarrieCemetery
      @sCarrieCemetery 3 роки тому +13

      Lmfao!! You have won the internet with that comment there! 🙌 Good sh!t!! 👏😂

    • @pauldg837
      @pauldg837 3 роки тому +7

      @@sCarrieCemetery It's not hard to be funny when we talk about Jeremy. 😂

    • @andrewmurray4308
      @andrewmurray4308 3 роки тому +13

      If he had jumped without a chute, the police would be a lot happier today

    • @kappas6344
      @kappas6344 3 роки тому +3

      LOL

  • @6663000
    @6663000 3 роки тому +368

    He paused before saying "Fallujah"... it's like he was deciding whether or not he wanted to turn the lie up to 11, then he just went for it.

    • @joemoment-o1275
      @joemoment-o1275 3 роки тому +8

      I cried reading this.

    • @grantmcaskell4568
      @grantmcaskell4568 2 роки тому +5

      And I appreciate his efforts in turning a lie into a massive fib. I salute this man for his riser popping and his "that's not me" attitude. We need more people in the world like Jeremy...to make us have a good giggle in these shitty times

    • @jenniturtleburger3708
      @jenniturtleburger3708 2 роки тому +9

      Not to mention there were no Jumps into Fallujah… Really there were only two known jumps into Iraq. Both by Rangers, one by there Tier 1 recon unit.

    • @pauldavid167
      @pauldavid167 Рік тому +4

      @@jenniturtleburger3708Jeremy jumped, so there’s that.

    • @Fifthcell
      @Fifthcell 4 місяці тому

      ⁠​⁠@@jenniturtleburger3708I was always confused when he would say he jumped at Fallujah…

  • @MikeHaywood
    @MikeHaywood 4 роки тому +745

    Who hasn't jumped in Fallujah?!

    • @Spazzycat14
      @Spazzycat14 4 роки тому +145

      I jumped in Tennesee once.
      Probably got about 12 inches off the ground.

    • @RECO-kk7rd
      @RECO-kk7rd 4 роки тому +91

      He was recalling his time in COD (Call of Duty)

    • @spinningspin6053
      @spinningspin6053 4 роки тому +24

      And yet still some amongst us REFUSE! to believe Jeremy Charles is the son of God. Metro state Church of the resurrection

    • @fatherof4kids
      @fatherof4kids 4 роки тому +4

      I know, right.😂

    • @realcanadianrailfan110
      @realcanadianrailfan110 4 роки тому +7

      Jeremy Dewitte, that's who.

  • @jamesc.temple5615
    @jamesc.temple5615 2 роки тому +32

    the amount of times ive listened to this man call from a jail phone is unreal

  • @CeaselessSlinky
    @CeaselessSlinky 4 роки тому +874

    He's not lying. Metro State Airborne was there fighting in Fallujah.

    • @tangohunter1548
      @tangohunter1548 4 роки тому +38

      On a serious note.. As I remember most of the fighting and dying were Marines! He's $hitting on their bravery.

    • @divzav9735
      @divzav9735 4 роки тому +7

      John Faulkner 😹😹😹

    • @misshappensteed2028
      @misshappensteed2028 4 роки тому +26

      He was telling ALL the terroists (sp) to “get the fuck over and stop their vehicles/donkeys”

    • @thegreatdogzilla5855
      @thegreatdogzilla5855 4 роки тому +7

      @@tangohunter1548 He must a paramarine, He never ages.

    • @tangohunter1548
      @tangohunter1548 4 роки тому +7

      @@thegreatdogzilla5855 something man! He must have flew over the cuckoo's nest!

  • @michaelwayne8685
    @michaelwayne8685 4 роки тому +921

    Dude probably yells “Sergeant” over and over again when he nuts.

  • @DaCrazyDingo
    @DaCrazyDingo 4 роки тому +723

    High risk funerals, the ones where the dead guy isn't dead yet.

    • @theguy81642
      @theguy81642 4 роки тому +13

      No he means when the dead starts to rise at the funeral he protects you from the zombies!!

    • @Candigale
      @Candigale 4 роки тому +4

      DaCrazyDingo - OMG!!! Dying here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @daveshaw9344
      @daveshaw9344 4 роки тому +4

      Dead bodies, hot climate... gotta get them in the ground quick

    • @JustAnotherMatt420
      @JustAnotherMatt420 4 роки тому +4

      They lower folks into the ground with parachutes. Lead by Dumbwit in his Fallujah ghille suit

    • @JustAnotherMatt420
      @JustAnotherMatt420 4 роки тому

      @Erik Olsson 🤣🤣🤣

  • @littlescott6162
    @littlescott6162 2 роки тому +86

    This guy makes my blood boil. I’m dumbfounded that he gets away with saying these things w/o getting knocked out, choked out or at the very least cussed the f*** out.

    • @User_92020
      @User_92020 2 роки тому +4

      Why

    • @WWFSuperstarVirgil
      @WWFSuperstarVirgil Рік тому +4

      He's a former cop & military he could take down a regular citizen in seconds

    • @MongooseJeffOfficial
      @MongooseJeffOfficial Рік тому +2

      @@WWFSuperstarVirgil he jumped into Fulija

    • @marwatson7408
      @marwatson7408 Рік тому

      @@MongooseJeffOfficialHe never served in the military this guy is a liar the cops pulled his records.

    • @marwatson7408
      @marwatson7408 Рік тому +4

      ⁠@@User_92020 He was never a cop he got thrown out of the police academy for impersonating a policeman when he was. 18 years old. He was never in the service either.

  • @woodrowwoody4463
    @woodrowwoody4463 4 роки тому +314

    Common people enough with Jeremy not serving in the military, he did, I was deployed with him in Afghanistan from 2003-2005 under the command of Captain Crunch and General Mills

    • @irishpadilla23
      @irishpadilla23 4 роки тому +47

      I served from 1970-1973 in a similar unit in Vietnam. We overtook General Tso on the Kikkoman Trail at the Battle of LaChoy.

    • @KingLouis420th
      @KingLouis420th 4 роки тому +17

      I was Paul revere and I alerted the Americans the British were coming. Would you like a silver spoon?

    • @elgavilan2000
      @elgavilan2000 4 роки тому +10

      Woodrow Woody can confirm, I was the parachute

    • @blowingleaves-rb9fw
      @blowingleaves-rb9fw 4 роки тому +2

      You guys eat a lot in foreign countries......

    • @ABMP4D3
      @ABMP4D3 4 роки тому +4

      @@irishpadilla23 Thank you for your service sir.

  • @edwardhugus2772
    @edwardhugus2772 4 роки тому +634

    I hear he actually did hurt his back jumping into Fallujah, but my understanding is he jumped from the International Space Station, he was up there doing top secret security space walks looking for IED's in the ISS.

    • @nick-dm3if
      @nick-dm3if 4 роки тому +36

      dude, dont be an idiot. that never happened, he was up there looking for alien shit samples from the whale overlords and got found out and had to jump but being that high in space his parachute just floated and got tangled in a moon rock and he had to use a piece of satellite to cut it off. get your story straight before defaming this innocent man.

    • @HankHill757
      @HankHill757 4 роки тому +34

      Edward Hugus No,no,no....he was escorting the space station on orbit around earth! He kept screaming at the moon to stop and telling satellites to pull over.

    • @FyourCult
      @FyourCult 4 роки тому +6

      Delta space force operator dimwit

    • @craigjoyner9857
      @craigjoyner9857 4 роки тому +8

      HIGH RISK secret security space walks!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!

    • @edwardhugus2772
      @edwardhugus2772 4 роки тому +8

      @@HankHill757 you know, If I try, I an almost HEAR him screaming at the satellites and blaming the GPS satellites for his being off course.

  • @gmcenroe
    @gmcenroe 4 роки тому +814

    I destroyed my back to the point that I can't get certified as a FF, but now I like to ride motorcycles like a maniac.

    • @Drew-cz7hw
      @Drew-cz7hw 4 роки тому +16

      I know if you're going to lie at least don't contradict what your appearance tells the people you're lying to. Riding destroys your back longest I can go is about 400 miles in a day but that's pushing it way past my comfort zone.

    • @TheSongDuck
      @TheSongDuck 4 роки тому +20

      Once you start lying you are digging your own grave. Better to say nothing. Better yet, be honest. These dudes who impersonate LEOs are looking for trouble. Do they think they’ll get away with their power trips?

    • @macias914life09
      @macias914life09 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @Sgt_Zig
      @Sgt_Zig 4 роки тому +27

      I mean I really did fight in Fallujah (battle of Ramadi also) and fucked up my back to the point I was medically retired from the Corps - and I ride motorcycles - albeit like a sane person - not a manic LOL. Also I don't go around impersonating police officers and I'm not a complete piece of shit 🤷🏽‍♂️ also not a felon 😂

    • @snoox27
      @snoox27 4 роки тому +7

      @@Sgt_Zig thank you for your service. My hubby is a disabled veteran also.

  • @Highley1958
    @Highley1958 3 роки тому +57

    "I was the 5th member of the Fantastic Five. My superpower was my inability to tell the truth."

    • @Hannah-fs1oh
      @Hannah-fs1oh 3 роки тому +2

      After watching him for a couple of months now, I noticed that he lies even when there is no need to lie. He seems incapable of telling the truth.

    • @wildone505
      @wildone505 2 роки тому

      🤣

  • @48mastadon
    @48mastadon 4 роки тому +372

    His wife is just agreeing and hoping he shuts up so she can go back to bed.

    • @franciscodanconia45
      @franciscodanconia45 4 роки тому +16

      *go back to whatever/whoever she was doing in bed

    • @BlueLineChop
      @BlueLineChop 4 роки тому +12

      I wonder if his “wife” really knows the truth about him. I mean before all this came out. And when this came out, who the hell would stick with him lmao

    • @BoomerKeith1
      @BoomerKeith1 4 роки тому +8

      Exactly. He wanted so badly to try and explain his BS and the only person he could talk to was his wife and she didn't have any interest at all.

    • @BoomerKeith1
      @BoomerKeith1 4 роки тому +8

      @@BlueLineChop I figure she probably can't see the forest for the trees. She's too close. However, as the legal issues are mounting and things are going to be getting ugly for him she should have a moment of clarity at some point. Then it's going to be interesting what she does.

    • @thefootboy20
      @thefootboy20 4 роки тому +4

      Yes!!! And..lowlife that he is...just woke her up to get some sympathy ..and to practice his next B.S. story...

  • @rosco664
    @rosco664 4 роки тому +162

    I also jumped into Fallujah, but I HALO dropped in from a submarine. When I landed I killed 1000 insurgents with a sling shot and a yoyo attached to 550 cord.

    • @tangohunter1548
      @tangohunter1548 4 роки тому +6

      On one occasion he even did a HAHO jump from the coast of Africa straight into Fallujah! What a man! Think he was a master private at the time.

    • @cbelger88
      @cbelger88 4 роки тому +8

      Killed 50 men. Would of been more but they had to take my shins

    • @Juamo-tn8we
      @Juamo-tn8we 4 роки тому +1

      J man 😹

    • @MrBadhabits1
      @MrBadhabits1 4 роки тому +2

      lol, i spit coffee out reading your comment, thanks for that!

    • @MK3SupraSteve
      @MK3SupraSteve 4 роки тому +1

      I remember that. I was flying support for you in a re engineered alien space ship

  • @trey-frey3963
    @trey-frey3963 4 роки тому +1332

    I'm obsessed with the adventures of this Jeremy Dewitte guy😩. I need help, y'all 🥴.

    • @kharrast1
      @kharrast1 4 роки тому +67

      Me too. He is as funny as anything to watch. He's like a kid who thinks he is a superhero trying to play one in real life.

    • @Nuttypro-f
      @Nuttypro-f 4 роки тому +40

      Send help asap. I just found him and I feel myself getting sucked in

    • @AL-bv7jt
      @AL-bv7jt 4 роки тому +35

      There’s so much content of him pretending to be a cop and then lying about it. How delusional can one grown man be? My nephew is like this, but he’s 9.

    • @scottdoran3112
      @scottdoran3112 4 роки тому +19

      I just discovered the joys of Jeremy!

    • @AL-bv7jt
      @AL-bv7jt 4 роки тому +21

      @@scottdoran3112 welcome to the Jeremy Dewitte rabbit hole. Please enjoy many hours of Jeremy's bafflement at just why police think he's impersonating them.😄😅😂🤣

  • @trackqueen4173
    @trackqueen4173 2 роки тому +39

    Imagine your husband calling you from jail and only explaining his case, not genuinely concerned about what his actions are doing to you. Run girl, RUN!

    • @Gen.NowallJackson
      @Gen.NowallJackson Рік тому

      Right? Even after her stating she was sleeping 🤣.

    • @cardbored_
      @cardbored_ Рік тому +2

      Ding ding ding! Any real man would feel an immense amount of pain and failure for putting his wife and daughter through this. It would be 24/7 apologies.

    • @r5t6y7u8
      @r5t6y7u8 11 місяців тому +1

      His wife seems nice. Don't know why on earth she married HIM.

    • @RicArmstrong
      @RicArmstrong 4 місяці тому +1

      It's June of 2024 and she's still with him.
      WTF!

    • @x-shift8937
      @x-shift8937 2 місяці тому

      @@r5t6y7u8 for all she knows he was a ranger in the army. If he spewed this many lies in a 17 min video imagine how many things he’s lied about to her…

  • @skyvision7363
    @skyvision7363 3 роки тому +401

    The second-hand embarrassment is almost beyond what I can take.

    • @maurojose9929
      @maurojose9929 3 роки тому +4

      That is comedic gold right there that quote of yours. "Second-hand embarassment", EPIC!

    • @skyvision7363
      @skyvision7363 3 роки тому +12

      @@maurojose9929 I can't claim that quote since it's a very common one. Obviously I watch way too many cringy things. 😁 But the feeling is real. 😆

    • @maurojose9929
      @maurojose9929 3 роки тому +5

      @@skyvision7363 it was epic either way.
      Well done!

    • @skyvision7363
      @skyvision7363 3 роки тому +6

      @@maurojose9929 OH, well. We all need some "Well done" these days. So thanks. Have a great day.

    • @NobleKnowledgeofphilly
      @NobleKnowledgeofphilly 2 роки тому

      I think everybody on here doesn't even work a quarter as hard as this guy and everybody should just leave him the hell alone yo this dude is getting rich off of use hatin him you don't even realize these are helping them

  • @budd2018
    @budd2018 4 роки тому +339

    His only defense would have been to scream APRIL FOOLS yesterday.

    • @disposableincome
      @disposableincome 4 роки тому +6

      And then he shows up dressed as Andy Kaufman

    • @WMAT77LL
      @WMAT77LL 4 роки тому +1

      😂🤣

    • @thehiddensafari7310
      @thehiddensafari7310 4 роки тому +2

      13:18 “So ThAtS hOw LaWsUiTs WoRk” 😂 at least he got something right.

    • @budd2018
      @budd2018 4 роки тому +3

      @@thehiddensafari7310 could you imagine being this guys wife lol
      Knowing everything he says is bullshit. I bet he impersonates Ron Jeremy in the bedroom.

    • @kevinb314
      @kevinb314 4 роки тому

      @Kristin K - Its just a prank bro!

  • @archeryhuntermike6701
    @archeryhuntermike6701 4 роки тому +1031

    Bet his lawyer is slamming a bottle of Jack after seeing this.

    • @KingLouis420th
      @KingLouis420th 4 роки тому +74

      Lawyers don’t give af they get paid and get to go home whether or not they lose

    • @ryanlevis7532
      @ryanlevis7532 4 роки тому +4

      Probably lol

    • @gh-ev9vi
      @gh-ev9vi 4 роки тому +4

      C L18 damn youre back lmao

    • @reggin_spelt_backwards
      @reggin_spelt_backwards 4 роки тому +12

      His lawyer quit the first day lmfao

    • @mossadon
      @mossadon 4 роки тому +8

      "HONEY!!!.....WHERE ARE MY PILLS???!!!"

  • @thebikefromcalvinandhobbes9180
    @thebikefromcalvinandhobbes9180 3 роки тому +44

    Put some respect on this great man’s name. He saved my life when we were fighting against the British in the war of 1812. Man slingshotted down and entire battalion and read the men Florida statute 316-1970 to put us to sleep in the lodge. Hero

  • @shirleys1792
    @shirleys1792 4 роки тому +213

    "if this ever gets out or on internet" LOLOLOL no worries Jeremy, your secret is safe with us 🤫

  • @BoulevardFan28
    @BoulevardFan28 4 роки тому +216

    -Pretends to be the police...
    -Pretends to be a veteran...
    -Pretends to be oblivious that he's a liar, a criminal, and a fake...

    • @RicArmstrong
      @RicArmstrong 4 роки тому +6

      Problem is, clinical psychopaths actually believe their own shit.

    • @67whitestang33
      @67whitestang33 4 роки тому

      BoulevardFan28 🤥🤥🤥🤥

    • @HOODCHRYMER
      @HOODCHRYMER 4 роки тому +6

      BoulevardFan28 Not just ANY veteran. He claimed to be an Army Ranger AND special forces. AND a firefighter.

    • @praetorxian
      @praetorxian 4 роки тому +4

      @@HOODCHRYMER AND a LEO, AND a Paramedic, and an astronaut, etc. etc.

    • @saucejohnson9862
      @saucejohnson9862 4 роки тому

      Hasn’t pretended to be a firefighter yet..

  • @kyleecker2375
    @kyleecker2375 4 роки тому +446

    I feel like the next “Tiger King” docu series on netflix should be about Jeremy Dewitte

    • @toddmckinney1281
      @toddmckinney1281 4 роки тому +6

      Kyle Ecker agree 100%

    • @dbcooper206
      @dbcooper206 4 роки тому +3

      Yes!!

    • @scott8908
      @scott8908 4 роки тому +5

      Totally agree. Imagine all the episodes they could make with all the content there is.

    • @kyleecker2375
      @kyleecker2375 4 роки тому +5

      Scott N cant forget the time he tried to fight a tow truck driver in Chicago with his wife

    • @AimeeAimee444
      @AimeeAimee444 4 роки тому +1

      That would be hard to follow. Tiger King has so many odd balls. With Jeremy it would only be him. He's a bland piece of bread compared to the wild eccentrics in that doc. That woman had to have killed her husband!! No question.😾 vs 🍞

  • @Cobwalker
    @Cobwalker Рік тому +18

    My cousin died in Falluja. I hope Jeremy rots in prison.

    • @aperson7754
      @aperson7754 Рік тому +8

      May he Rest In Peace ❤️ 🇺🇸

    • @Cobwalker
      @Cobwalker Рік тому +6

      He is and he guards us in spirit

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 3 місяці тому

      Rip to your cousin 😢

    • @andrewmohler5131
      @andrewmohler5131 2 місяці тому

      Commanded by another Fraud, Bush and Cheney

  • @TheRealHusk
    @TheRealHusk 4 роки тому +331

    I can’t even listen to him lying about military service.

    • @freedomisnotfree9129
      @freedomisnotfree9129 4 роки тому +6

      Yea..kept skipping his dialogue..no content just rationalization.

    • @johnneill5960
      @johnneill5960 4 роки тому +6

      It's so bad it's not even funny . What's the main MSR that ran through Fallajuh? Ok next , you're lying . Bye bye .... gets them every time .

    • @youngbyronofficial
      @youngbyronofficial 4 роки тому

      I agree Dogma

    • @ghostnation7161
      @ghostnation7161 4 роки тому +3

      I agree. I've had family members serve. my papa was in the army and My Uncle was a avionics technician in the airforce And I've also had a cousin that served in the navy. It makes me sick to here him talking about being in the army 😡

    • @GlazzedDonut
      @GlazzedDonut 4 роки тому +2

      @Draugr well if you were there I guess I'll take his word for it

  • @TomDelayBeats
    @TomDelayBeats 4 роки тому +561

    "can't even begin to think if this gets out on the internet" - little does he know he's bigger than cats right now on the internet

  • @DowntownDeuce2
    @DowntownDeuce2 4 роки тому +344

    THE COPS MISUNDERSTOOD HIM. HE SAID HE WAS THINKING OF JUMPING BECAUSE HE'S A "FAILED LOSER," NOT FALLUJAH.

    • @snoox27
      @snoox27 4 роки тому +2

      Hahahaha

    • @jenniferholden9397
      @jenniferholden9397 4 роки тому +3

      The Bayou Chameleon no, he ate a falafel.

    • @4touchdowns1game29
      @4touchdowns1game29 4 роки тому +9

      wouldnt a failed loser technically be a winner?

    • @DowntownDeuce2
      @DowntownDeuce2 4 роки тому +1

      @@4touchdowns1game29 Semantically, not actually.

    • @markwatney8641
      @markwatney8641 4 роки тому +1

      you have to pronounce it in a 'the nanny' fran drescer queens accent 'faayed looshah'

  • @MrDlt123
    @MrDlt123 3 роки тому +25

    "So, you were in the Army? At which fort were you stationed?"
    Jeremy: Fort Worth

  • @mcaddicts
    @mcaddicts 4 роки тому +56

    He's been a felon since he was 18. So glad this got out on the internet.

  • @robynrivera9101
    @robynrivera9101 4 роки тому +145

    The best part of this is how unbelievably arrogant he is. He's got a target on his chest and he just exposes himself. All it took is one person to get ticked off and it all comes crashing down.

  • @patton303
    @patton303 4 роки тому +414

    I’m so ready for Call Of Duty:
    Metro State

    • @Yohanyothan
      @Yohanyothan 3 роки тому +31

      Primary weapon: unloaded pepper ball gun
      Secondary weapon: nonexistent email from the judge telling you “it’s okay to do”
      Equipment: purple disco lights, law enforcement gun belt with empty magazine pouches
      Perks: reckless driving pro, narcissism pro, unconvincing lies pro

    • @scootkamp
      @scootkamp 3 роки тому +5

      I think that game already exists by a different name. It's called Battlefield Hardline 🤣

    • @charlesdreadful5997
      @charlesdreadful5997 3 роки тому

      Can we pre-order yet?

    • @scottdonahue9193
      @scottdonahue9193 3 роки тому +2

      I'm dead .. that is fucking hilarious 😂

    • @justaskinwalkerwithstolenw7237
      @justaskinwalkerwithstolenw7237 3 роки тому +1

      Activate the mods!

  • @phillipjameson2599
    @phillipjameson2599 3 роки тому +29

    I remember when Jeremy told me that he was in Pickett's Charge at the Battle of Gettysburg.

    • @brianreeves8812
      @brianreeves8812 3 роки тому +2

      If he had been with Leonidas, the Spartans could have held Thermopylae.

    • @wildone505
      @wildone505 2 роки тому

      Dummy was the first guy to jump into Gettysburg with the Union Army. Dummy jump out the first airplane that the Wright brothers built.

  • @6663000
    @6663000 3 роки тому +133

    Instead of saying he popped his riser jumping into Fallujah, I think he meant to say he landed on his head jumping into a pool in Fort Lauderdale... that would explain a few things.

    • @BrickNewton
      @BrickNewton 3 роки тому +7

      Maybe he yells Fallujah as he jumps off the roof into the pool

    • @Ser_Arthur_Dayne
      @Ser_Arthur_Dayne 3 роки тому +2

      I had a Streamer! My Riser Popped!

    • @korbindallas8224
      @korbindallas8224 3 роки тому +5

      He meant to say he pooped his pants when he tried to pop a wheelie on his imposter police Kawasaki.. but ya know same difference really

    • @brubaksd
      @brubaksd 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kayla_j
    @kayla_j 4 роки тому +347

    His wife is so used to his excessive, forceful rants that she’s just agreeing so he will shut up. 😂

    • @jamespitts10
      @jamespitts10 4 роки тому +17

      She's scared and/or too weak to leave him.

    • @steveo89
      @steveo89 4 роки тому +12

      Stockholm syndrome

    • @bofasofa9399
      @bofasofa9399 4 роки тому +18

      @@jamespitts10 you clearly havent seen the video of her also freaking out... shes exactly like him.

    • @fyt54321
      @fyt54321 4 роки тому +21

      She sounded kind of bored. Been there, done that, heard that 500 times already. Can I get back to sleep now babe? Have fun in jail.

    • @blowingleaves-rb9fw
      @blowingleaves-rb9fw 4 роки тому +3

      Uninteresting UA-cam commenter
      This is what divorces are for.

  • @oopsibrokethecow
    @oopsibrokethecow 4 роки тому +178

    He not only claims military service, but he makes himself a high ranking, decorated officer in Special Forces.

    • @ra6667
      @ra6667 4 роки тому +3

      I swear I kinda think he's just for attention.

    • @ra6667
      @ra6667 4 роки тому +12

      He wishes it gets on the news, and im telling you be reads these comments, he's a weirdo and he got a complex

    • @collinhennessy3190
      @collinhennessy3190 4 роки тому +7

      Go big or go home.

    • @ronnieroberts40
      @ronnieroberts40 4 роки тому +1

      Go big or go home... This guys nuts!🤪

    • @scott8908
      @scott8908 4 роки тому +17

      As an 8 year military vet, hearing his claims made me smirk. Any military veteran would know his claims are bullshit instantly.

  • @griffiththechad9483
    @griffiththechad9483 3 роки тому +132

    I can’t imagine how sick actual military veterans must feel when they come across an impersonator

    • @monkeytennis8861
      @monkeytennis8861 3 роки тому +11

      Why? It has no impact on their life whatsoever

    • @Grancop00
      @Grancop00 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah, I mean I can’t speak for them obviously but personally I’d still find it funny. He’s just pathetic, not worth getting mad about.

    • @hiddendragon415
      @hiddendragon415 3 роки тому +22

      @@monkeytennis8861 Actually it clearly does have a impact on them since they get angry at stolen valor.

    • @rwiii5115
      @rwiii5115 3 роки тому +8

      @@monkeytennis8861 Its stolen valor dirtbag. Men died serving this country and veterans will be damned if some uppity wannabe walks around pretending to have sacrificed even a single drop of sweat or blood to earn the same respect. Its called standing for something, maybe you should read a book on it since you dont seem to understand the concept personally.

    • @anonymoususer7663
      @anonymoususer7663 3 роки тому +10

      Retailers and cashiers have it the worst. Military discounts are a scam most of the time it's non military asking for military discounts.

  • @MaRiEee_
    @MaRiEee_ 4 роки тому +98

    I LOVE seeing this guy’s name in my notifications... He’s so embarrassing and just pathetic! I seriously can’t get enough. Pretty unbelievable tho. 😬

    • @lancelotkillz
      @lancelotkillz 4 роки тому

      I like hot cheetos

    • @mmatthews61687
      @mmatthews61687 4 роки тому

      His name isnt in the title 😋

    • @JJLTACTICALSOUTIONS
      @JJLTACTICALSOUTIONS 4 роки тому +1

      I love all the videos of this clown. It’s so damn funny and this guy will need to change his name and get plastic surgery

    • @manueltony3
      @manueltony3 4 роки тому

      Do you find him attractive and you love men that lie to you?🤔

    • @Carpedog2206
      @Carpedog2206 4 роки тому +1

      Michael Matthews oh come on, every time you see Serial Police Impersonator you know it’s Dewitt. That’s what he meant.

  • @mukkasaurus
    @mukkasaurus 4 роки тому +140

    He ruined his back so he's riding a bike for a living?

    • @Josh-hr5mc
      @Josh-hr5mc 4 роки тому +13

      I trashed my back on a bike. 2 10-11 inch rods, screws and someone else's L2. Now I keep my ass off a bike

    • @AliensAnonymous
      @AliensAnonymous 4 роки тому +10

      I'm the #1 motorcycle racer in the world. I blew my back out by jumping from a helicopter during the raid on Osama Bin Laden's compound. I'm portrayed in the movie Zero Dark Thirty; I'm the muscular handsome guy who does that thing with the stuff.

    • @ihugfemales4839
      @ihugfemales4839 4 роки тому +1

      JOE SHMOW those cruisers are practically sofas lol if he was on a pocket rocket it would be different lol

    • @decordejohnson7910
      @decordejohnson7910 4 роки тому

      💯F A C T S! Great point 👍🏾🤓

    • @enzomaidana5369
      @enzomaidana5369 4 роки тому +2

      Exactly ! You can barely get on a bike with a sore back let alone ride it around. Jesus Christ what a bullshiter this guy is.

  • @CaptSkidmark
    @CaptSkidmark 4 роки тому +184

    I'm finally able to believe something Dewitless said: "I was unable to get certified as a firefighter in Florida."
    Or anywhere else.

    • @L3ttuc3
      @L3ttuc3 4 роки тому

      I fully expect it to come out soon that he actually IS a certified firefighter lol

    • @jamest1148
      @jamest1148 4 роки тому

      He does have the makings of a serial arsonist, though.

  • @Conics22
    @Conics22 3 роки тому +8

    DeWitts lawyer is putting his 10 kids through the best universities money can buy.
    They actually have a mugshot of DeWitt at their dinner table, where they give their thanks before starting each meal.

  • @BlueLineChop
    @BlueLineChop 4 роки тому +269

    His wife is probably just rolling her eyes the whole time agreeing. Even she’s used to his lies and he tries so hard to convince even her smh.

    • @alonsocushing2398
      @alonsocushing2398 4 роки тому +25

      You can tell from her tone she doesn't really give a shit.

    • @collinhennessy3190
      @collinhennessy3190 4 роки тому +4

      Thank you for putting your life on the line to keep me safe from all those bad, bad men out there.

    • @ra6667
      @ra6667 4 роки тому

      He's a legend!

    • @ra6667
      @ra6667 4 роки тому +1

      I love this guy, I would think this was fake, but it's real unreal

    • @-TheRealScubasteve-
      @-TheRealScubasteve- 4 роки тому

      ThinBlueLine thank you for everything you do to protect us and putting your life on the line for all of us ungrateful assholes.

  • @EM33700
    @EM33700 4 роки тому +405

    *Veteran:* What was your rank and branch of service?
    *Jeremy:* I was promoted to Junior Field Marshall after leading the Wolverines to victory during Operation Red Dawn. Now get me your sergeant!

    • @denisrose9207
      @denisrose9207 3 роки тому +6

      Sure he got the knights cross with oak leaves for that! LoL

    • @thetatv1339
      @thetatv1339 3 роки тому +6

      Wolverines!!!!!!

    • @lewiskazinsky7334
      @lewiskazinsky7334 3 роки тому +9

      *Sergeant sergeant sergeant sergeant sergeant sergeant sergeant sergeant....they’ve taken Burger Town, sergeant*

    • @steelcurtain2576
      @steelcurtain2576 3 роки тому +1

      @@denisrose9207 and with swords and brilliants

    • @Brycebeans
      @Brycebeans 3 роки тому +2

      @@lewiskazinsky7334 under appreciated comment

  • @jeyjey5741
    @jeyjey5741 4 роки тому +44

    His downfall has been a work of art.

    • @mr.p438
      @mr.p438 4 роки тому +3

      A beautiful disaster

  • @robparker4474
    @robparker4474 Рік тому +6

    My back is so messed up I can't be a firefighter BUT!!!!!!! I can ride a motor cycle at mach1 and break every traffic law on the books.

  • @JonSmith-cx7gr
    @JonSmith-cx7gr 3 роки тому +155

    What I want to know is how the hell do people all over the world manage to safely have funerals without this guy? I just pray to God that I don't die until I am in an area covered by Dewitt and his elite funeral squad of desperados.

    • @robertschumann7737
      @robertschumann7737 2 роки тому +4

      I want to see the videos where he does high risk escorts, fugitive retrieval, and kidnapping rescues. He is above security but under police afterall. Super duper qualified state agent!!

    • @SwimDeeep
      @SwimDeeep 2 роки тому

      What I want to know is how he actually was making a living escorting funerals and paying employees and funding that business.

    • @SwimDeeep
      @SwimDeeep 2 роки тому +1

      Like how much do you think people are paying for a funeral escort I don’t really imagine more than $1000

  • @nmtay
    @nmtay 4 роки тому +61

    Just waiting on the day he gets charged with impersonating a correctional officer while he's in jail. Only a matter of time before it happens.

    • @Juamo-tn8we
      @Juamo-tn8we 4 роки тому

      Gir good one. 😂

    • @knighthawk3110
      @knighthawk3110 4 роки тому +1

      Well if it's anything like the jail near me, county sheriff's department are the correctional officers. So he would just get another police impersonation charge 😂

    • @livingtheoutdoors
      @livingtheoutdoors 4 роки тому

      Loli was just talking about that in another video about him lol

    • @jason4453
      @jason4453 4 роки тому

      If the Correctional officer needs to go on break he or she could just give Jeremy Dewitte his or her belt and keys? 😂

    • @charliela1844
      @charliela1844 4 роки тому +1

      bro 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alpacatwoniner2370
    @alpacatwoniner2370 4 роки тому +54

    Brian Williams was there, he can confirm Jeremys Fallujah jump

  • @korbindallas8224
    @korbindallas8224 3 роки тому +9

    The confidence in his voice when he's telling his lies!

  • @joeywilburn8672
    @joeywilburn8672 4 роки тому +24

    .
    It's embarrassing how excited I get when these videos post.

  • @GertBFrobe-rr9zv
    @GertBFrobe-rr9zv 4 роки тому +89

    This guy is like Clark Griswold’s membership to the jelly of the month club, he’s the gift that keeps on giving all year long

  • @drewg2024
    @drewg2024 3 роки тому +21

    From one Veteran who was in Fallujah with 2BCT, 1St Cav Division to another Veteran....Thanks Jeremy for your service!

  • @danielgoncalves6438
    @danielgoncalves6438 Рік тому +2

    I miss having a notification on my phone regarding a new video from Real World Police with Motor 1 as the main character...

  • @URGG1969
    @URGG1969 4 роки тому +171

    Jeremy: oh did I wake you? Oh you were in bed? Oh that’s right I forgot you have work tomorrow… But I can’t stop talking and I’m a narcissist so I will keep you on the phone spewing my b.s. story that you probably heard me tell 100 times!!! Me me me me

    • @Clarkcanepa
      @Clarkcanepa 4 роки тому +8

      Right lmao she does not care buddy

    • @dblockreal
      @dblockreal 4 роки тому +2

      I completely agree with you about the narcissistic behavior but I just wanted to add that he's fucking Looney tunes no jokeI feel bad for the lady because she probably has an IQ of one to deal with a guy like that

  • @nickferraris9143
    @nickferraris9143 4 роки тому +149

    I wonder how long it’s gonna take for Jeremy Dimwit to realize that his arch nemesis is none other than Jeremy Dewitte.

  • @mattcwell
    @mattcwell 4 роки тому +69

    I find it interesting when he says, “we didn’t decide to impersonate law enforcement yesterday, we’ve been doing it for 10 years”.

    • @badmofo3612
      @badmofo3612 3 роки тому +4

      It’s supposed to say “We didn’t decide to impersonate law enforcement, law enforcement decided to impersonate us”. Lmao!

  • @tjacksondolph4026
    @tjacksondolph4026 3 роки тому +12

    This guy has seen the inside of a police station more than enough times to be an honorary officer.

  • @Gozar111
    @Gozar111 4 роки тому +147

    Jemmy gives his whole defense to his wife. She’s like yeah, cool, right. Now go away I’m watching Lion King

  • @assymgee12
    @assymgee12 4 роки тому +64

    “To Catch an Impersonator”

  • @TidewaterC
    @TidewaterC 4 роки тому +73

    This guy just keeps digging his hole deeper and deeper .

    • @treborironwolfe978
      @treborironwolfe978 4 роки тому +3

      At the rate he's digging, it won't be long before he can tickle his tongue with his fingers while his mouth is closed.

    • @billyruprecht9581
      @billyruprecht9581 4 роки тому +4

      He digs any deeper I’d betcha the army will catch him for desertion.

    • @karaaryana3722
      @karaaryana3722 4 роки тому +3

      Someone's digging in his hole, deeper and deeper, right about now.

    • @tcgglobalsecurityconsultin8883
      @tcgglobalsecurityconsultin8883 4 роки тому

      @@karaaryana3722 😂😂😂

  • @life_of_riley88
    @life_of_riley88 2 роки тому +3

    Wait a minute. . .250 motorcycles escorted 86 miles by 10 "officers" for $120 per "officer" ??? That sounds like a lot of work to make $1200 and then he has to pay all his "officers", insurance, gas, maintenance etc. There's no way this business made any money.

  • @alanwood5857
    @alanwood5857 4 роки тому +159

    "Can't even get certified as a firefighter in the state of Flordia", as if being a firefighter is some lowly position beneath him. He would never get through even with a good back and an asshole like this would never be tolerated in any hall anyway. Would you trust this guy to have your back? He offends everybody in this one!

    • @vaboyt1
      @vaboyt1 4 роки тому +8

      Alan Wood his guys would make him quit

    • @sirplantain
      @sirplantain 4 роки тому +9

      I'm sure he told a police officer that he was a certified firefighter, in another video, or was that the guy that recently mowed down a disabled person? There are so many out there, I lose track of who is who.

    • @motooppGTA
      @motooppGTA 4 роки тому +5

      Full metal jacket his ass with socks and soap

    • @erjatikka3029
      @erjatikka3029 4 роки тому +2

      I have a very bad back even after 3 surgeries and the last thing I could do is to ride a motorcycle! Sometimes even a short car ride is impossible because of the vibration that I didn't even notice when I was healthy.

    • @erjatikka3029
      @erjatikka3029 4 роки тому +1

      @@marksavaille8430 Really? Didn't know that, wow!

  • @CentralFloridaFire
    @CentralFloridaFire 4 роки тому +30

    “We didnt start to impersonate law enforcement today”. Right, you started 10 years ago.

  • @ryansmith5195
    @ryansmith5195 4 роки тому +86

    Give it time. This will be a Netflix series. The conviction of Jeremy Dewitt. Serial police impersonator, military impersonator, and liar.

    • @terrystop5307
      @terrystop5307 4 роки тому +3

      If they do, I hope RWP makes bank from it. Their work is the reason we all know about Dumwitte.

    • @kaycee557
      @kaycee557 4 роки тому

      Wouldn't that be fun!

    • @OhDannyBoy91
      @OhDannyBoy91 4 роки тому +1

      The Fall and Even Further Fall of Jeremy Dewitte

    • @carsonwalker22
      @carsonwalker22 4 роки тому

      You forgot serial ambulance driver impersonator. 😂😂😂

    • @ryansmith5195
      @ryansmith5195 4 роки тому

      Carson Walker did he really?

  • @wagnertheitalianflipper9047
    @wagnertheitalianflipper9047 2 роки тому +6

    Jeremy was the only soldier who walked from Kuwait to Baghdad and defeated a whole battalion with chop sticks, for that he got 5 purple hearts. 3 Arcoms, and the law enforcement medal of honor.

  • @StradaleF430
    @StradaleF430 4 роки тому +112

    Jeremy DeWitt: My riser popped...
    In Modern Warfare.

  • @squelch6573
    @squelch6573 4 роки тому +31

    I absolutely love how this channel has done this guy the justice he deserves!! This is the longest and best running joke of a person I’ve seen in my life !!

  • @James-oo1yq
    @James-oo1yq 4 роки тому +132

    The Wife just wants him to stop calling and stfu. She's praying for jail time so she can sell all the fake police cars and bikes and have a blast! I hope she gets her wish 🤗

    • @alixhice
      @alixhice 4 роки тому +3

      James Oh God, me toooooo! 👮‍♀️ ⭐️ 🚓

    • @michaelschneider9305
      @michaelschneider9305 4 роки тому +1

      Why hope she helps him and well what’s the point you guys hate anyways

    • @11scorpgirl
      @11scorpgirl 4 роки тому +1

      I thought i heard the wife snoring.

    • @jeremydewitte3224
      @jeremydewitte3224 4 роки тому +3

      James you know nothing about my wife. I bet you never got laid or had a wife.

    • @MK3SupraSteve
      @MK3SupraSteve 4 роки тому

      @@jeremydewitte3224 omg robo cop is that you

  • @TheDocV627
    @TheDocV627 3 роки тому +12

    As a Recon Coast Guard Sniper Medic, I served with Dewitte in the Battle of Peleliu Island

  • @breadiboo
    @breadiboo 4 роки тому +54

    I love how you guys refer to him as Motor One sometimes, it just makes this whole situation more funny

  • @jordanthomas5474
    @jordanthomas5474 4 роки тому +166

    “Metro state” could be the name of a very successful Netflix series based on Jeremy DeWitt

    • @qiqutundervut7022
      @qiqutundervut7022 4 роки тому +8

      no way it could be a serious show though... more like a sitcom show along the lines of RENO 911

    • @S.S.Gabriel
      @S.S.Gabriel 4 роки тому +3

      Jordan Thomas shit would be like Reno 911

    • @KingLouis420th
      @KingLouis420th 4 роки тому +1

      Gabriel Syhalath I wonder where you came up with that 😐

    • @littlemonsterpants
      @littlemonsterpants 4 роки тому +2

      I'd pay $$$ to watch that show FOR SURE! 😉

    • @littlemonsterpants
      @littlemonsterpants 4 роки тому +1

      I'd pay $$$ to watch that show FOR SURE! 😉

  • @myishenhaines1706
    @myishenhaines1706 4 роки тому +48

    “Cops can’t harass the same person who consistently commits crimes.”

  • @BrettLee0
    @BrettLee0 3 роки тому +1

    'Motor One and Chill'- My God, these videos just keep coming.

  • @joeestrada6946
    @joeestrada6946 4 роки тому +63

    This guy dug a hole so deep he found himself on the other side

    • @Shortdraw01
      @Shortdraw01 4 роки тому

      Let’s hope so. That would put him alone in the middle of the ocean between Africa and Australia.

    • @thebrowns5337
      @thebrowns5337 4 роки тому +1

      @@Shortdraw01 he'd be shouting at whales and fish to pull over.

  • @timpetrillo2802
    @timpetrillo2802 4 роки тому +308

    At this point I know more about Jeremy than some of my family members lol

  • @kingarthur5110
    @kingarthur5110 4 роки тому +23

    I clicked on this faster than Jeremy DeWitt runs out of gas on a high risk funeral escort.

  • @SC-ew2fc
    @SC-ew2fc 3 роки тому +13

    I’m astounded in 10 years he hasn’t seriously hurt someone. He’s a time bomb.

  • @wwm371
    @wwm371 4 роки тому +206

    He sure thinks he’s a Badass with that Air-soft on his belt.

    • @poncho828
      @poncho828 4 роки тому +6

      Its actually pepper spray lol

    • @frankthespank
      @frankthespank 4 роки тому +8

      Not pepper spray, it’s a paintball gun with “pepper-ball’s”, it’s some sort of white powder that’s like liquid pepper spray in .68 caliber (same as paintballs, though can be other calibers for special stuff) capsules. One thing I don’t get is I thought Florida was an open carry state, I live in Nevada and I open carry, I thought they were an open carry state too.

    • @simonkeen9776
      @simonkeen9776 4 роки тому +3

      It's less lethal!

    • @glenquagmire5071
      @glenquagmire5071 4 роки тому +7

      frankthespank Even if it’s open carry a felon can’t carry

    • @AstroPygmy
      @AstroPygmy 4 роки тому +1

      @@frankthespank he's a convicted felon my man. He knows just how far he can push shit, but inevitably pushes too far and... Voila, we get these videos.
      I grew up in this area.
      I feel for the guy.
      I personally think he's just strung out on opioids for his back and somehow has money to play with and buy these toys, and feels wrongly persecuted by his local police force - as is reasonable, they're corrupt as fuck (but where aren't they?).
      It still stands though that he's a narcissistic fuck and in my opinion, probably in active legal addiction and has been coddled and enabled by his immediate family and friends for his entire life.
      Your miles may vary.
      I'm just saying, I have been in similar situations and grew up right where all this is. I know the signs haha.
      Thank God I didn't get UA-cam famous for my shenanigans.
      This guy's gonna crash really fucking hard one day, you'd think all that's happened would be enough to wake up but apparently not.

  • @nazfrde
    @nazfrde 4 роки тому +44

    "We didn't decide to impersonate police officers today. We've been doing the same thing for 10 years."

    • @donfields1234
      @donfields1234 4 роки тому

      Lmfao

    • @DRPowell
      @DRPowell 4 роки тому

      Dammit! You beat me to it.

    • @johnfaulkner6423
      @johnfaulkner6423 4 роки тому +1

      Your honor, I don't see the problem. I didn't just start being a douche bag today. I've been a douche bag my life."

  • @tylermcadams5057
    @tylermcadams5057 4 роки тому +81

    "we didnt decide to start impersonating officers today, weve been doing this for 10 years" lmfao

  • @p47thunderbolt68
    @p47thunderbolt68 3 роки тому +7

    He's getting attention, whether it's good attention or bad attention his mission has been accomplished .
    Since He's never wrong he is euphoric.

  • @brianjohnson4439
    @brianjohnson4439 4 роки тому +186

    Its funny how he refers to his vehicles as "Patrol" vehicle and his employees as officers.

    • @chrisredfield6274
      @chrisredfield6274 3 роки тому +38

      They're motor officers and state certified agents, fuckboy!

    • @RScott413
      @RScott413 3 роки тому +18

      "You better figure it out " - DimWitte smack

    • @joseguerrero1144
      @joseguerrero1144 3 роки тому +3

      @@chrisredfield6274 lmfaooo

    • @nakedvader
      @nakedvader 3 роки тому +1

      Cruiser... term referred to police vehicle.

    • @thegoldenstate2022
      @thegoldenstate2022 3 роки тому +1

      @@chrisredfield6274 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bigbigj6407
    @bigbigj6407 4 роки тому +314

    His mail order bride has no clue and doesn't care LMFAO

    • @manco828
      @manco828 3 роки тому +3

      Jennifer won't be happy. 💀

    • @songbirds3712
      @songbirds3712 3 роки тому +4

      Now that she’s been pushed around by him, I’m guessing she cares.

    • @jaymac7203
      @jaymac7203 3 роки тому +7

      @@manco828
      Shes like a female version of him except crazier. Lol 😂

    • @diannedearriel5213
      @diannedearriel5213 3 роки тому

      👁👁 NOPE, SORRY 😐
      Read my comment on his “”missing years””. this video ‼️

  • @jeffprescott9658
    @jeffprescott9658 4 роки тому +68

    Saw the title...
    Stopped ERRRYTHANG and called the wife over to watch 😂🤣😂🤣
    Cant wait to press play. Getting beer now.

  • @justifiabledoubt
    @justifiabledoubt 2 роки тому +8

    I've heard that in order to become a Navy Seal, he decided to live with real seals. At the age of 19 he went to Scotland, on an Island called Lismore. He joined a large group of grey seals, and he remained two years with them. His two main goals were to learn their breathing technique under water and the dynamics of life in a group of tough guys.
    By the way, JayJay was inspired by a specific person to do that, because that guy did similar, even though more incredible stuff. You know who I'm talking about. I'll give you a hint anyway.
    Everybody in Japan calls him Sensei and he can do everything.

  • @clodwolf
    @clodwolf 4 роки тому +27

    This story is unbelievable, I watched every video yesterday!

  • @JokersWild70
    @JokersWild70 4 роки тому +337

    I went to Walmart to get the Jeremy Dewitt action figure, but apparently they had all been arrested by the other toys for impersonating an action figure.

    • @Mdeaccosta
      @Mdeaccosta 3 роки тому +9

      They're in the douche aisle

    • @JokersWild70
      @JokersWild70 3 роки тому +2

      @@Mdeaccosta LMAO.

    • @tearl5676
      @tearl5676 3 роки тому +2

      That could actually be a thing, dude.

    • @Mdeaccosta
      @Mdeaccosta 3 роки тому +5

      @@JokersWild70 i used to carry Bill O'Reilly books (they once were a thing) to that aisle on the reg

    • @22ergie
      @22ergie 3 роки тому +2

      @@Mdeaccosta HAHAHAHAHA! OMG, Best comment! Underated AF!

  • @arrowkart4j
    @arrowkart4j 4 роки тому +32

    This dude's got some real problems. When's he going to be finally locked up.

  • @CarlosCruz-ll5ez
    @CarlosCruz-ll5ez 2 роки тому +8

    Jeremy Dewitte is the gift that keeps on giving!

  • @talkmoneygangkev4827
    @talkmoneygangkev4827 4 роки тому +118

    I’m still thinking about that post you made yesterday saying “Jeremy dewittie is innocent “ LMAOOOOO

    • @JamesSmith-iv6ip
      @JamesSmith-iv6ip 4 роки тому +5

      I know! That was hilarious!🤣

    • @KakeKittyStyle
      @KakeKittyStyle 4 роки тому +4

      Agreed. It seemed like DeWitt hacked them or something. It's just weird. There's too much evidence that he's guilty!

    • @JamesSmith-iv6ip
      @JamesSmith-iv6ip 4 роки тому +4

      @@KakeKittyStyle Gotta love RWP's sense of humor on April fool's day. Caught me off guard for a minute lol.

    • @Jay369
      @Jay369 4 роки тому +2

      This guy is the kind of guy who tries to prove he was born before his Dad

    • @musicman7913
      @musicman7913 4 роки тому +1

      Anybody who says Jeremy Dewitt is innocent it's because they work for him.

  • @DMaria216
    @DMaria216 3 роки тому +45

    “You have to have a reason to run someone’s tags”
    I’m a massage therapist from Ohio and Ik that’s bs.

  • @GrahamWhatmough
    @GrahamWhatmough 4 роки тому +120

    "My riser popped jumping into Fulluja" > "I took an arrow to the knee"
    I really hope this becomes a meme

    • @DarthVader1977
      @DarthVader1977 4 роки тому +13

      He jumped with Brian Williams. 😜

    • @Theshow1797
      @Theshow1797 4 роки тому +5

      I can’t stand this weirdo.....but he said an “arrow to the knee”. A fuck8ng arrow!

    • @Juamo-tn8we
      @Juamo-tn8we 4 роки тому +2

      Graham Whatmough 😂

    • @gascontrolrich2651
      @gascontrolrich2651 4 роки тому +1

      @Giovanni V I thought he said some of those Florida Combat squirrels had been chewing on Dezzz Nutzzzs!!! Just like that other crazy Florida quack that prank called police dispatch Ian McGuire of “HATETHESTATE” Bahaha🤣🤣🤣

    • @InsomniacXIII
      @InsomniacXIII 4 роки тому +1

      I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then my riser popped jumping into Fallujah. 😥