Yea but dudes like Jim Sandler Murphy Chappell jack black and stiller they all think they have to be on 100% of the time and have to be funny all the time but they all can be quite annoying to be around for longer the a few hours at a time I would imagine lolllll specially Jim carry always goes way over the top and just like the great jim varney aka earnest P warrel he just never knew when to stop lolllllll
At high school, there was a student who used to wear a T-shirt that would say “if you are so smart to tell me what to do for my life, why you ended up becoming a guidance counselor?”.
I know right? You and me both! This is why I’m grateful for UA-cam; it’s the one place you can watch forgotten shows like this that no longer air on TV. This was back in my day, when TV had shows with real timeless humor and ingenious writing. Now, it’s just random idiocy and gross disgusting animation that they try to play off as humorous. Like Teen Titans Go and SpongeBob abominations like that stupid episode about a gross scab and one about the splinter.
@312vandal this show was in the early 90s. There was dial up in the late 90s, but I don't remember any schools storing files on computers back then. In the early 2000s when internet started getting faster is when businesses started going "paperless"
There wasn’t a single human that didn’t get delightfully smacked w the insane talent of Jim Carrey from day one (and kudos 💯 to Damon for putting this priceless and timeless crew together) 🙌🏻⚡️💪🏻💥🙌🏻
I told my guidance counciler i was going to be a commercial airline pilot she laughed at me and cracked a joke and said it was a childhood fantasy job. 20 years later here I am. Pilot of 3 heads for AA airlines.
3:45 "I'm telling you now because in 10 years those knockers of yours are going to be down around your ankles. That's what happens with big ones like yours" 😅😆🤣😂
My high school counselor was the best! When ever I went to see him with my problems he would just bring up his own problems, and assure mine were lesser. Counselor- "Tom I'm getting divorced..." me- "im sorry to hear that...." Counselor- "Turns out I didn't make her happy" . me- "Again... I'm sorry... Counselor- "Yup, and that not all. She's a lesbian... There was nothing I could do..." ( I start laughing uncontrollably)
And Dan Akroyd, Mike Myers, probably lots of others we just don't know are Canadian. Basically, anyone that's funny and from the 80's seems to be Canadian?
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A couple more of my favorites are Russell Peters and movie funnyman Leslie Nielsen. Martin Short is a good one also...I love a character he did on SCTV back in the 80's called Brock Linahan. And I still LMAO at videos of The Kids In The Hall. But Carrey is King of them all in my book!
@@TheOriginalDancinDave the guy has a different look about him and everything but I don't know what's so cool about him, audiences all over seem to like him a lot even me LOL
Message to Jim Carrey the world is desperate for a laugh and you are one of the few in the world that make people feel better with your incredible humour so please come back
“Well Marlon. It seems even a cud-chewing creature like yourself is entitled to work. So, why don’t we pull out the old career skills manual and see what magnificent opportunities await somebody with your… special needs” Laughed my ass off
My guidance counselor did absolutely nothing! I only remember one meeting in my senior year. There was never any open talks, or college plan presentations in the auditorium or on any individual basis. no information on anything. Thank god there was no guidance, that would only have been wrong! I somehow by talking to my friends even learned about college and majoring in engineering, I sent off for syllabus and schedules and course descriptions and thankfully got enough to apply to good old University of Rhode Island, freshman in 75.
Never take career advice from a guidance counselor. They're only there as life's test to see if you can handle the pressure of many people telling you that you can't do it. I never thought i would have my studio setup, but now i do, and I'm living my dreams.
Jim Carrey is a savage. A guidance counselor who destroys people's dreams. Genius.
Stupid ones.
Destroying dreams lol how about making dreams achievable
I am sure the Waynes Brothers wrote the script here since this is In Living Color.
@@Transmedal2 how by saying you can't
It was BLISS watching the shows AS THEY CAME ON.
Jim Carrey, the Legendary Human Cartoon Character lol
should've done these movies with Pixar cartoons when he was in his prime
So true!
Yea but dudes like Jim Sandler Murphy Chappell jack black and stiller they all think they have to be on 100% of the time and have to be funny all the time but they all can be quite annoying to be around for longer the a few hours at a time I would imagine lolllll specially Jim carry always goes way over the top and just like the great jim varney aka earnest P warrel he just never knew when to stop lolllllll
"Hey! Maybe you are one of the lucky ones who's dad actually stuck around long enough to give him.. A LAST NAME!!!!"
🤣🤣
That was incredibly epic .lol
😂
At high school, there was a student who used to wear a T-shirt that would say “if you are so smart to tell me what to do for my life, why you ended up becoming a guidance counselor?”.
Classic Jim, I freaking love this guy. Unfortunately this sort of humor wouldn't fly in today's t.v...which is y I'm on UA-cam looking for it.
I know right?
You and me both!
This is why I’m grateful for UA-cam; it’s the one place you can watch forgotten shows like this that no longer air on TV.
This was back in my day, when TV had shows with real timeless humor and ingenious writing.
Now, it’s just random idiocy and gross disgusting animation that they try to play off as humorous.
Like Teen Titans Go and SpongeBob abominations like that stupid episode about a gross scab and one about the splinter.
@@DamontheDemon7 💯 facts!!
I agree but it's ok to have 2 guys kissing on tv
that moment when he shakes the table yelling "a last name" - i haven't laughed that hard in years x'D
I love his face after he shakes the desk, reminds me of the Grinch.
I busted out laughing.
😂
Hello . are you still alive ?
Pure improvisation. ✌🏻😅
Before the internet when you had to dig through a file cabinet.
I still have a file cabinet.
Ya the net was there back then, also computers ffs
@312vandal this show was in the early 90s. There was dial up in the late 90s, but I don't remember any schools storing files on computers back then. In the early 2000s when internet started getting faster is when businesses started going "paperless"
The deep message in this skit is still very relevant and powerful
There wasn’t a single human that didn’t get delightfully smacked w the insane talent of Jim Carrey from day one (and kudos 💯 to Damon for putting this priceless and timeless crew together) 🙌🏻⚡️💪🏻💥🙌🏻
It was mostly Keenen Ivory Wayans who put everyone together, but sure, Damon was great, too.
This is what convinced me to be a school counselor.
No wonder we got school shootings.
@@midnightblues9895 that comes from bullying not guidance counselors 😬
@@jahmelbrewster4568 but also school counselors not doing too much of a good job either 🙃
@@pplcantuseyouifyoureuseles6705 but it's not their fault specifically that's mostly from the parents
Carrey was a king of comedy.
HilarityBribo Believe dat!
Still is and always will be, for me at least 🙂
Out of all the many skits he's done,I can't remember one where I didn't laugh out loud....he's just effortlessly hilarious
Still is he just aged a bit
not really. King of annoying overacting
This reminds me of my high school guidance counselor. No kidding..
Did he tell you your JUGS would drop in ten years ? 😱 LOL
What do you do for a living?
Same. He just exercised all day and got upset when he actually had to do work 😂
I told my guidance counciler i was going to be a commercial airline pilot she laughed at me and cracked a joke and said it was a childhood fantasy job. 20 years later here I am. Pilot of 3 heads for AA airlines.
@Bigdawg-ys9ij Why is it a joke? All those airplanes aren't going to fly themselves (yet)...
A.C.E. V.E.N.T.U.R.A. in the making!!!!
Jim Carrey is actually a really talented and amazing painter as well.
Biz Markie, The Inhuman Orchestra. The diabolical master of all things magical and musical. Rest In Peace good sir.
“HHHEEEEE SPEEEEAAKKKSS!!”
😹😹 Jim Carrey is crazy and I love that about him!!
Omg his laugh when she says she's going to study dance in London loved it.. lol 😂
Yessss 😂😆
Watching these old In Living Color episodes....didn't realize how much Jim honed his "Ace Ventura" character on that show.
"you have to be smarter then the chickens, to catch them" haha
the MASTER of "owning the scenes". the RIFF Master indeed.
3:45 "I'm telling you now because in 10 years those knockers of yours are going to be down around your ankles. That's what happens with big ones like yours" 😅😆🤣😂
That girl is so cute!
My high school counselor was the best! When ever I went to see him with my problems he would just bring up his own problems, and assure mine were lesser.
Counselor- "Tom I'm getting divorced..."
me- "im sorry to hear that...."
Counselor- "Turns out I didn't make her happy" .
me- "Again... I'm sorry...
Counselor- "Yup, and that not all. She's a lesbian... There was nothing I could do..."
( I start laughing uncontrollably)
Wish I was there.
you were lucky
I love how she sat with her feet on tippy toes to show she's a ballerina
I wanted to run after her and say, dont believe him!!!
"What do you know? There's 200 freakin' Johns in this school!"
LOL
"That Leaves only one Profession, Guidance...guidance councilor...GUIDANCE COUNCILOR" funniest part ever
Jim stole every scene. Even if he had one line.
The end makes a great skit into comedic genius!
I miss this show
The funniest actor ever , icon
jim carrey is a comedy genius
This is hysterical. Please bring this sht back. WE NEED IT.
"No skills, no brains required..." I was dead sure he was gonna say "THE ARMY!" I'd have laughed out of my chair. SEMPER FIDELIS!!!!!
I was expecting football athlete
*"You think you're pretty tough don't you Ken? Well here's your wake up call!"*
*Slams head into desk* 🤭😂🤣👍
If I met a high school counsellor like Jim, I would have been the president by now. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Did anyone notice he has a stripper picture and a marines logo in the background.
Didn't know this show. This is absolutely brilliant lol...
and I remember watching this episode. Biz Marie was in many of the skits
"He speaks!!!!!!" lol.
that was biz markie. sweet
I was gonna say that! I'm only 7 years too late lmao
lol ain't it
He met a girl named "blah blah blah" while filming this
Never mess around with a girl who's got just a friend
Thank you, Canada! For giving us Jim. And Neil, too. And Captain Kirk.
And Dan Akroyd, Mike Myers, probably lots of others we just don't know are Canadian. Basically, anyone that's funny and from the 80's seems to be Canadian?
A couple more of my favorites are Russell Peters and movie funnyman Leslie Nielsen. Martin Short is a good one also...I love a character he did on SCTV back in the 80's called Brock Linahan. And I still LMAO at videos of The Kids In The Hall.
But Carrey is King of them all in my book!
Michael J Fox, John Candy
Don't forget Mr. Deadpool himself..
@@TheOriginalDancinDave the guy has a different look about him and everything but I don't know what's so cool about him, audiences all over seem to like him a lot even me LOL
Message to Jim Carrey the world is desperate for a laugh and you are one of the few in the world that make people feel better with your incredible humour so please come back
This sketch, it's got what I need.
Love it! The end bit was gold. :-P
@4:30 epic acting by Jim
2:52 that is the Grinch laugh
and joaquin pheonix joker
the opening is amazing
The advice for Danita was hilarious!
"you'd have to be smarter than the chickens" LMAO
Maaan, I know the camera quality was lower back then, but I feel like Timothy Olyphant kinda looks like this version of Jim Carrey. Hair especially!
I appreciate the small detail of the girl who wants to be a ballet dancer wearing ballet shoes and pointing her toes when she’s sitting down
Haha Biz Mark on the show!!! 👌🏻
When he points and laughs is hilarious and genius. Jim carrey is lord. 2017!
Jim olways... 🥰🥰
Jim carrey's knowledge is out of this world.no limit in crazyness😂😂😁😂
The Jug Shack! LMFAO!
I think I know the same guy.
You are the best Jim
I still watch it ❤🎉😮
“Well Marlon. It seems even a cud-chewing creature like yourself is entitled to work. So, why don’t we pull out the old career skills manual and see what magnificent opportunities await somebody with your… special needs”
Laughed my ass off
Best part of the sketch!!!!!
"In living color" wasnt afraid of anything. In today's nerfed world it'd be cancelled immediately
You say he's just a friend 🎶🎵
My guidance counselor did absolutely nothing! I only remember one meeting in my senior year. There was never any open talks, or college plan presentations in the auditorium or on any individual basis. no information on anything. Thank god there was no guidance, that would only have been wrong! I somehow by talking to my friends even learned about college and majoring in engineering, I sent off for syllabus and schedules and course descriptions and thankfully got enough to apply to good old University of Rhode Island, freshman in 75.
This would never air today
right.
behold, lefties
you destroy everything
even comedy...or maybe I should say "especially" comedy
4:30 When your baby says his first words.
I didnt see that end coming. great show
This video waited 9 years before getting to me😂
We have not just the video, but also subtitles and comments that explain those jokes. Bless you, internet.
Ironically, Jim Carrey now paints :)
Yeah and he's got talent. I want to purchase one badly!
@Lonnie McGuirepaints paintings- the link above is a mini documentary on it
We need more guidance counselors like this.
Uh no
Jim Carrey was a freakin amazing comedian
Correction “IS” not “WAS”
Whoa! I must have missed this segment. Weird because I never missed an episode in the 90s.
RIP Biz Markie
2:54 that laugh. 😅🤣
2:53-3:00 is what letos joker laugh sounded like
make America great again plz bring back this show.....fan from Pakistan
Jim Carrey=HILARIOUS!😂
Was that last guy Biz Markie? looked like him.
Biz was in a couple of sketches from that season
This was prophetic.
He Speaks!!
is that biz Markie?
"you think your tough dont ya ken? well heres your wake up call"
*slams drawer on ken doll
........dead
Jim Carrey the GOAT
His laugh is exactly like arthur(Joker)
Back when comedy was still funny. And nobody got offended
The first guy John Leggett died of a heart attack at 50, just a reminder to take care of your health.
All we needed when we were younger was Jim Carey as the guidance counsellor and Matt Foley.
We need more people like you in the schools
Never take career advice from a guidance counselor. They're only there as life's test to see if you can handle the pressure of many people telling you that you can't do it. I never thought i would have my studio setup, but now i do, and I'm living my dreams.
strip or starve lol
Wow, pure talent
ace ventura is here
best counsiler ever
"It speaks!!!!!!" lol.
I went to the guidance counselor for fighting and I met Jim when he was starting out
How to get Jim Carrey in that vest and that tie is beyond my realm of comprehension😂😂
The irony is really too funny. :)
This is Ace Ventura before the movie existed. Lol 😆
A little bit of poetic justice, nigh the end of it all!!! Huhuhuhuhuhu!!!!
I had a teacher like this 😂 and yes we use to lol real hard at him
This is just Ace lol