You're good. What's weird is how many people are commenting about how amazingly funny this guy is. I vaguely chuckled at his agnostic line, and the rest was kind of sad. I guess if whoever he is makes it big, I will have to eat my words. Then kill myself because I live in a world where someone as dull as him made it big. I miss Carlin.
@@joshmitchell8370like Chappelle show? He was one of Dave's writers. Obviously he's attempting a joke on a specific topic and it either works or doesn't work depending on the constituteents.
Saying "As a ______" does not change any answer. You could've just said "what is a vision board?" Being an atheist wouldn't have changed the answer ya dingus.
Black atheist here. He kinda nails it. Black people are religious because we tend to live in conditions that are absolutely terrible whether it is poverty, colonialism etc. Most people in those situations want an afterlife
Black folks have been drilled to believe in a god. Saying you don’t believe in god is like saying you’re not black anymore. At least that’s my take. I happen to be a black atheist who’s still black tho lol.
also when you have 400 years of looking forward to nothing but death or freedom, you want there to be a higher power to whisk you away from terribleness.
@@Ndasuunye ok... This is the case why do white people have to enslave Africans to prove that? Better question as to whether they have to oppress their descendants?
I'm a black Christian based on my upbringing, but I also question if there's an afterlife. The shít that I've been taught from birth makes me question a lot about Christianity and the teachings when it comes to heaven or hell. It seems like it all comes down to perception 🤷🏽♂️
As an atheist, this shit was hilarious. The vision board shit killed me because I actually know atheists that believe in that kind of stuff. “God isn’t real but me wishing for things or ‘manifesting’ them will actually work by some cosmic energy” or whatever the hell they say. It just proves that not all atheists have thought out the “why” behind their atheism.
@@KLmoxie the notion of “energy and frequencies” is just more supernatural bologna that’s masked as being scientific. Deepak Chopra is who comes to mind. People who try to use quantum mechanics as a conduit for this new kind of spiritualism. Energy is something very specific in science, and it doesn’t refer to how you can “feel someone’s negative or positive energy”. I still use the term “negative energy” when it comes to people and their actions but it’s simply a metaphor. It’s a useful metaphor but I think people get lost in the sauce and take it too literally. Our best scientists have debunked the whole frequencies and energy thing by this point but they get massively ignored.
@@WickedIndigo Not in the scientific perspective. Have you ever listened to Neil Degrasse Tyson speak on energy? White noise is essentially all sound frequencies at once. When we die, our energy isn't destroyed, it takes a different form.
@@KLmoxie this quasi-scientific “human energy” that people speak of really has no scientific basis at all. People who talk about “the negative energy” that another person puts off is a metaphor for their ability to subconsciously notice small body language cues, or changes in the tone of voice as well as the actually words they speak. Energy is very specific in science but these “mystics” claim that there’s some kind of quantum energy that our consciousness taps into, and there’s just no evidence to believe such a thing.
Saying "atheists are.." is always gonna make you wrong. We have nothing in common with each other except the same answer to 1 question. It always makes me laugh. It's the same as you saying "don't you hate people whose favorite colour is blue? Don't you hate how they always eat their steak with a spork?" Cuz you met one dude that likes blue and eats steak with a fork therefore every person who likes blue must also use a spork. That's the logic.
Most atheist don't know for sure if God is real or not. But with a little research you can definitely prove the Christian god is not Most Christian have no idea what the bible really says.
I have no idea what a vision board is, but anyway, if I was offered eternal bliss I'd take it in a heartbeat. The problem is that there is zero reason to think such a thing exists. I'd also love to go to Neverland, Hogwarts, Middle Earth, and that giant butt world that Rick and Morty travel to sometimes (because that's my idea of heaven anyway) but I also have no reason to believe any of these places exist, so, best not spend my life on my knees praying to Peter Pan.
Atheism is not believing there are any gods. Agnosticism is a separate topic. It's about knowldege and whether it is possible to prove or have absolute certainty about whether gods exist. Agnostic atheism and agnostic theism are very common. It's only a joke if he and his audience don't know this so I'm a bit surprised.
Its ironic that he claims atheists disbelieve because we are super privileged, but every christian that's ever asked why just assumes its because something terrible happened to us.
@@nickwiederhold it's ironic because of every interaction I've had with christians, white or not, assume I'm an atheist because they think something terrible happened to make me an atheist... how hard is that?
@@nickwiederhold It's ironic because every interaction with a christian, white or not, has assumed something terrible must have happened to turn me into an atheist and then they ask me what it was. That type of interaction between atheists and theists is so common that I would be surprised if you have never asked an atheist that very question yourself. It's boils down to a difference in perspectives. Or is it to difficult to understand that there are more perspectives then just yours?
different religions have more influenced in different zones, like buddhism specializes in south asia and southeast asia and islam specializes in middle east
There are so many stereotypes and assumptions attached to the word atheist I simply just say I am not a superstitious person. If they ask, “what do you mean by that?” I just say I am not convinced the supernatural exists. They seem to take that a little better for some reason. Being black already comes with a whole list of negative stereotypes I don’t need more of em.
I believe (theory) that slavery and all of its horrors granted a weekly church visit where the slaves could visit, pray and plan. Those prayers eventually did see the end of slavery through the 13th Amendment.
Not our religion. Atheists do not have special sites or places to meet, nor do they have traditions and rituals. One would think the height of privilege might be forcing people to convert to the " true " religion.
My grandmother was so religious. She went to church all during the week and had the Bible memorized. Her son, my uncle was so proud to be an atheist/agnostic that he would just tell anyone whether they cared or not. He would puff out his chest and smile and tell people to see what their reaction would be. Unfortunately, my cousin his son got cancer. My uncle called me up and said that he had asked my grandmother to pray for my cousin. And I said to him, and who is she supposed to pray to? You don’t believe in God or Jesus. Now something is going wrong and you want her to pray. Made no sense to me.
Devil’s advocate here. Is it proven with out any flaw that a god or multiple gods don’t exist? If not how can you make a clear assumption that it doesn’t without solid proof? Also, much of the theories used by modern atheists to prove god doesn’t exist, like the Theory of the Big Bang, was first theorized by a Christian or Deist(in the case of the Big Bang theory, a Catholic). So is it factually disproven or assumed to be not true because we have no evidence for or against it?
Do you have proof? How did you arrive at this opinion? {Or were they created by nothing, or were they the creators [of themselves]? Or did they create the heavens and the earth? Rather, they are not certain.} Qur'an At-tur (The Mount) 35.
@@glorious8429 the religious people are claiming that god exists. atheists just refute that claim by saying there is no proof. if you are making a claim you need to provide proof.
@@idorus Atheists do not have proof that a Creator doesn't exist. They rely on science to try to prove everything regardless whether it's physical or metaphysical.
@@glorious8429 who's to say that the skies and earth were created? That's just another religious concept. Things more than likely formed because of the right conditions being present. Even the concept of something being "created from nothing" is nonsensical. There's a thing called energy, which is something. Thts all it takes for an event to take place. Religious people are also the only ones who say something can't come from nothing, yet they have a god(s) tht come from nothing. If something truly couldn't come from nothing, tht would mean something had to create your god(s)
@@jdos5643 definitely more in line with theism...even the gods of many religions discriminate. Hypocritical is just what many religious people are when it comes to following their scriptures
@@thaimperial97 only if you don’t follow the scriptures like many ppl do. As the world becomes ever more sinister and violent, only a few will manage will make it out alive according to scripture when the tribulation comes-Relatively few in the world. That’s actually sad for most who are not aware much. But the few who will all live by Christ teachings and stick to them. The world is different story. But atheism is not only the killer of faith, It is the easy way to the law of the jungle. Who tells you what’s right and wrong. Maybe that’s why the world is the way it is, hardly any live by Gods standards.
@@jdos5643 what tells atheist right from wrong is the law of being a member of a working society 🤦🏾♂️treat others how you want to be treated to be in a civil society. We don't need a mythical book full of contradictions and inconsistencies to tell us how to treat others. And you speak of violence as if the god in your buybull isn't a mass murdering tyrant. And atheism is a killer of faith because we don't believe by hope in invisible sky deities w/o evidence...so you're right about that. Crazy how christians believe in a god that hasn't shown any evidence of its existence besides the things you guys make up in your head and convince yourselves of feeling/seeing/heard
Atheism as the ultimate white privilege ("oh no thank you") would've been the cleverest thing I'd every thought of in my life, but to Neil Brennan it's practically throwaway.
Can someone explain this to me, why is it that the god believing people what to kill all the non believer. Why the people who say the bible is the word of god, seem to know so little about what the book actually says.
when you hear the same old type of jokes over and over again, they become a self deprecating exercise rather than funny and to be honest, boring. This guy is pitiful, not funny. I pity his insecurities and mental instability.
he is exactly right because we have a hope for better days in the afterlife. but also it would make no sense to us for the soul to completely cease to exist because we are a soulful people.
I’m an atheist but, I’d honestly prefer my soul just stops existing. Living forever, even if it’s in paradise, gets old. It’s like a never ending summer vacation.
@@travelingjohn69 When you think deeply about it, you realise. Spending infinity in a place, no matter how good, will get boring eventually. Eventually you’ll have done absolutely everything, and your mind will rot away. Or, at least, you’ll it would.
I have a problem withpeople who try to force their religious beliefs on me or my children. If someone says to me that their religion do want allow them to do something I am fine with that I wont force you to do something that is against what you believe. However if they tell that their religion doesn't allow me to do something I tell them to f%&k off.
I'm an atheist because the thought of a second, eternal, neverending life seems like some cruel punishment. This one sucks enough thanks. Eternal awareness and consciousness sounds like Hell
@thorneto2742 yiu can't be a skeptic and be adamant there is no God at the same sametime Skepticism implies you are skeptical but open...thats not most atheists
Incorrect agnostic mean you admit to not know if there is a god. Atheist is the dismissal of the claim there is a god. Agnosticism is a tenet of Atheism
Faith is all about hope. For most people, that means "I sure hope that there is a better place we go to after this one". Atheists simply hope that there is an end to this shit at some point.
Not so. As an atheist, I see it more as having low expectations. Happy to be wrong sorta thing. If anyone is hoping for death it's those who have high expectations for the next life.
No. faith is not hope. They don't oppose gay marriage and abortion only on the HOPE there is an afterlife. Muslims don't stone apostate only in the HOPE there is a god. They are dead sure there is. Atheism is simply saying "I don't believe you". And even if is about hope is simply the realisation that that particular hope is ffucking childish
Wrong and wrong. Faith is not just about hope, it's also about lack of evidence or even evidence to the contrary, and it's not about abstract improvement, but an entite belief system. You can have a lot of hope without faith. Also, being an atheist says nothing about whether you'd want an afterlife or not. It just indicates you don't believe gods are real.
I'm an atheist too, but I wouldn't go that far. Religion is annoying and you meet lot of dumb Christians especially in the US, but to say that being religious makes you an idiot is to write off Leo Tolstoy, Emily Bronte and Andrei Tarkovsky as morons and I just can't. Andrei Rublev is just too damn good a movie.
@@jackrussell1232 Thank you for this🙏 I grew up in the church and had to leave later on, largely due to the hypocrisy, but still have a very strong belief in God. I've met so many good people on both sides. We only have our own experience so there's not much use in judging anyone else for having different beliefs..
@@jackrussell1232 Believing in religion is dumb, but smart people do dumb things all the time. That is why we need to stop with the single-issue judging of people we disagree with.
I mean if you want to believe that the biblical narratives carry the same significance as a fairy tale, that's okay, but even someone who believes they're ahistorical should be able to recognize they're deeply profound when it comes to what they have to say about the human person. Fairy tales don't hold up to that. People aren't interested in them because they're entertaining.
Neither know nor care what a vision board is, and his take on why atheists are atheists isn't even funny. It's just stupid. Maybe it's because I'm old. Maybe it's because his delivery is lame. I don't know. Whatever it is, I don't understand why anybody laughed.
Believer: Can I interest you in an afterlife? Atheist: Sure, can I get a preview? Believer: No. Atheist: Can you show me that it even exists? Believer: Also no. Atheist: 🤷
Merciful Lord, I lift up to you those who may not yet know the love of Jesus. Open their hearts to the truth and grace that your Son offers. Pour out your Holy Spirit upon them, guiding them on a path of discovery and understanding. May they encounter the light of Christ in their lives and find the peace that comes from knowing Him. In your compassion, lead them to the knowledge of your boundless love. Amen.
@user-sr9hi6bt5f I'm a guy, and a vision board just seems to be something people use to make goals. Just because you're as unappealing to women as this 'comedian' doesn't make him funny.
This guy's belief in his originality is painfully embarrassing to watch. He's not heard of Hitchens. Comedy is repressed anger, and he sounds angry at rational people, maybe got rejected by the ACLU or something.
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I’m a brown atheist , pleasure meeting y’all ❤
Feel happy being stripped of your dignity?
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@@simonesewitt1040 sad
Hey fellow brown atheist! 👋🏿 ❤
@@sonja4164 you nazis established modern day atheism right?
there are plenty black atheist, most are afraid.
There’s no such thing as Atheist. To be atheist one has to have solid evidence that God does not exits. There’s only agnostics and theist.
We definitely closet atheists
@@rhondadenis3469 atheist typically make the claim God does not exist. Do they have evidence to support that?
@@rhondadenis3469not me. I'm a proud atheist for sure 👍🏾
@@jdos5643 I don’t claim to know if God exists or not I simply lack faith in a god. That’s why I’m an atheist.
I had to Google what a vision board is.
Okay so this is weird I'm black I'm atheist I don't know what a vision board is and don't care what it is
Not weird
You're good. What's weird is how many people are commenting about how amazingly funny this guy is. I vaguely chuckled at his agnostic line, and the rest was kind of sad. I guess if whoever he is makes it big, I will have to eat my words. Then kill myself because I live in a world where someone as dull as him made it big. I miss Carlin.
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@@joshmitchell8370humor is subjective 👍
@@joshmitchell8370like Chappelle show? He was one of Dave's writers. Obviously he's attempting a joke on a specific topic and it either works or doesn't work depending on the constituteents.
As an atheist, what is a vision board?
Something that a scam artist or other religion would use. It's the best they can come up with tho
A collage of how you want your life to be.
Saying "As a ______" does not change any answer. You could've just said "what is a vision board?" Being an atheist wouldn't have changed the answer ya dingus.
@@GelatinSpacecraft It does however contextualise the question, because, as an Atheist, he is apparently supposed to know what one is.
Black atheist here. He kinda nails it. Black people are religious because we tend to live in conditions that are absolutely terrible whether it is poverty, colonialism etc. Most people in those situations want an afterlife
Black folks have been drilled to believe in a god. Saying you don’t believe in god is like saying you’re not black anymore. At least that’s my take. I happen to be a black atheist who’s still black tho lol.
also when you have 400 years of looking forward to nothing but death or freedom, you want there to be a higher power to whisk you away from terribleness.
My parents won’t tell my Filipino and Irish Catholic grandparents that they didn’t raise their son Catholic because then they would disown us lmao
@@Ndasuunye ok...
This is the case why do white people have to enslave Africans to prove that? Better question as to whether they have to oppress their descendants?
THIS💯💯💯
Black atheist here, nice to meet you 👋🏿
Agreed btw 😉
I'm a black Christian based on my upbringing, but I also question if there's an afterlife. The shít that I've been taught from birth makes me question a lot about Christianity and the teachings when it comes to heaven or hell. It seems like it all comes down to perception 🤷🏽♂️
As an atheist, this shit was hilarious. The vision board shit killed me because I actually know atheists that believe in that kind of stuff. “God isn’t real but me wishing for things or ‘manifesting’ them will actually work by some cosmic energy” or whatever the hell they say. It just proves that not all atheists have thought out the “why” behind their atheism.
I think vision boards are more about energy and frequencies which has a lot to do with what is real rather than supernatural.
@@KLmoxie the notion of “energy and frequencies” is just more supernatural bologna that’s masked as being scientific. Deepak Chopra is who comes to mind. People who try to use quantum mechanics as a conduit for this new kind of spiritualism. Energy is something very specific in science, and it doesn’t refer to how you can “feel someone’s negative or positive energy”. I still use the term “negative energy” when it comes to people and their actions but it’s simply a metaphor. It’s a useful metaphor but I think people get lost in the sauce and take it too literally. Our best scientists have debunked the whole frequencies and energy thing by this point but they get massively ignored.
@@WickedIndigo Not in the scientific perspective. Have you ever listened to Neil Degrasse Tyson speak on energy? White noise is essentially all sound frequencies at once. When we die, our energy isn't destroyed, it takes a different form.
@@KLmoxie this quasi-scientific “human energy” that people speak of really has no scientific basis at all. People who talk about “the negative energy” that another person puts off is a metaphor for their ability to subconsciously notice small body language cues, or changes in the tone of voice as well as the actually words they speak. Energy is very specific in science but these “mystics” claim that there’s some kind of quantum energy that our consciousness taps into, and there’s just no evidence to believe such a thing.
You can still have a vision without being believing in a God. A vision are basically things hoped for and plans to accomplish them. SMH!!!! 😊
What the fuck is a vision board
got no idea as well 😂
It's what you use to plan and schedule your goals
@@ch3rrikiss you mean like a calendar or a notepad
@@CrusaderZav a calendar and notepad with a presentation canvas
This guy's humor is so dry my girlfriend needed lube after watching this🤣
When the religious see this vid: Lol good joke
When atheists see this vid: What the fuck is a vision board?
Saying "atheists are.." is always gonna make you wrong. We have nothing in common with each other except the same answer to 1 question. It always makes me laugh. It's the same as you saying "don't you hate people whose favorite colour is blue? Don't you hate how they always eat their steak with a spork?" Cuz you met one dude that likes blue and eats steak with a fork therefore every person who likes blue must also use a spork. That's the logic.
Neal is the realest love his work ❤
All the atheists in the comments offended about vision boards 🤣
I'm an Atheist. What's a vision board?
Same question. WTF is a vision board.
I think maybe he's talking about Pinterest?
Most atheist don't know for sure if God is real or not. But with a little research you can definitely prove the Christian god is not Most Christian have no idea what the bible really says.
@@pkingperk6628 if you're not sure, you're agnostic. Atheists are those who know for sure there is no god
“How much better could it be”? Think I wanna come back as a white male 🤔
white males are currently being demonized by society so no you dont
LOL!!!
Except there's no coming back.
Shit, Neal, I wish there was an afterlife! It sounds wonderful! But so does Narnia and Middle Earth.
I have no idea what a vision board is, but anyway, if I was offered eternal bliss I'd take it in a heartbeat. The problem is that there is zero reason to think such a thing exists.
I'd also love to go to Neverland, Hogwarts, Middle Earth, and that giant butt world that Rick and Morty travel to sometimes (because that's my idea of heaven anyway) but I also have no reason to believe any of these places exist, so, best not spend my life on my knees praying to Peter Pan.
Never spoken by a true atheist.
Um , No true Scotsman fallacy pray to your spaghetti god...what? Islam? Judaism? That's stuff is great! Tips fedora.
@@reg6947 and centuries later those ideas were prevented by white people, that gave them this justification?
I'm a true atheist
Atheism is not believing there are any gods. Agnosticism is a separate topic. It's about knowldege and whether it is possible to prove or have absolute certainty about whether gods exist. Agnostic atheism and agnostic theism are very common. It's only a joke if he and his audience don't know this so I'm a bit surprised.
Gotta admit that was funny I heard something similar before.
Clearly he is joking and a comedian, it made me laugh.
Its ironic that he claims atheists disbelieve because we are super privileged, but every christian that's ever asked why just assumes its because something terrible happened to us.
I assume the same...most atgiest I know he women and never talk to them
That's not irony... that's a person making a joke about his experience of white atheists... how is this so hard?
@@nickwiederhold it's ironic because of every interaction I've had with christians, white or not, assume I'm an atheist because they think something terrible happened to make me an atheist... how hard is that?
@@nickwiederhold It's ironic because every interaction with a christian, white or not, has assumed something terrible must have happened to turn me into an atheist and then they ask me what it was. That type of interaction between atheists and theists is so common that I would be surprised if you have never asked an atheist that very question yourself. It's boils down to a difference in perspectives. Or is it to difficult to understand that there are more perspectives then just yours?
it's a joke! He doesn't claim it at all. Don't take it seriously, he is a comedian.
One of the very few GENUINELY funny left wing comedians.
Good guy.
This was golden
different religions have more influenced in different zones, like buddhism specializes in south asia and southeast asia and islam specializes in middle east
There are so many stereotypes and assumptions attached to the word atheist I simply just say I am not a superstitious person. If they ask, “what do you mean by that?” I just say I am not convinced the supernatural exists. They seem to take that a little better for some reason. Being black already comes with a whole list of negative stereotypes I don’t need more of em.
I believe (theory) that slavery and all of its horrors granted a weekly church visit where the slaves could visit, pray and plan. Those prayers eventually did see the end of slavery through the 13th Amendment.
Yeah because promising an afterlife is the Same as giving one?
Oyyyy
I love that !!!
I'm agnostic about my atheisism🤣
Isn't being the Chosen people who have all been forgiven for all of our sins the ultimate priviledge though? :b
Not our religion.
Atheists do not have special sites or places to meet, nor do they have traditions and rituals.
One would think the height of privilege might be forcing people to convert to the " true " religion.
Actually laughed out loud at “work”.. good stuff right there 😂
Black mommas put the fear of God in them!
just like white folks do, But many escape the escape the colonized mind set....ALL the time!!!
Is that Neil’s shirt from 6th grade?
Im an African atheist 👋
right on! which country? welcome to club!!!!
@@tesmith47 cameroon
Good god this dudes a stand up comedian and people taking this more serious than their own life in the comments 😂 calm down
They are proving how arrogant they are
But it's only funny if you don't know the meaning of the the two words, which is disappointing.
My grandmother was so religious. She went to church all during the week and had the Bible memorized. Her son, my uncle was so proud to be an atheist/agnostic that he would just tell anyone whether they cared or not. He would puff out his chest and smile and tell people to see what their reaction would be. Unfortunately, my cousin his son got cancer. My uncle called me up and said that he had asked my grandmother to pray for my cousin. And I said to him, and who is she supposed to pray to? You don’t believe in God or Jesus. Now something is going wrong and you want her to pray. Made no sense to me.
I'm just mad I haven't made my vision board after all this time...
If I get smug from it, probably a carry over from being religious.
I’m an agnostic theist and half black
A lot of it has to do with your cultural influence.
No because you can't attribute something that doesn't exist.
Devil’s advocate here.
Is it proven with out any flaw that a god or multiple gods don’t exist? If not how can you make a clear assumption that it doesn’t without solid proof? Also, much of the theories used by modern atheists to prove god doesn’t exist, like the Theory of the Big Bang, was first theorized by a Christian or Deist(in the case of the Big Bang theory, a Catholic). So is it factually disproven or assumed to be not true because we have no evidence for or against it?
Do you have proof? How did you arrive at this opinion? {Or were they created by nothing, or were they the creators [of themselves]? Or did they create the heavens and the earth? Rather, they are not certain.} Qur'an At-tur (The Mount) 35.
@@glorious8429 the religious people are claiming that god exists. atheists just refute that claim by saying there is no proof. if you are making a claim you need to provide proof.
@@idorus Atheists do not have proof that a Creator doesn't exist. They rely on science to try to prove everything regardless whether it's physical or metaphysical.
@@glorious8429 who's to say that the skies and earth were created? That's just another religious concept. Things more than likely formed because of the right conditions being present. Even the concept of something being "created from nothing" is nonsensical. There's a thing called energy, which is something. Thts all it takes for an event to take place. Religious people are also the only ones who say something can't come from nothing, yet they have a god(s) tht come from nothing. If something truly couldn't come from nothing, tht would mean something had to create your god(s)
Guys got his nephews shirt on.
He picked the wrong UnTuckIt shirt at the store 😂
Worst stand up ever on netflix
@@manormyth Cry L atheist 😢
@@manormyth if you want to feel white guilt and defend racist that's perfectly fine
I have a stupid question. All the people who don't know what a vision board is, are they being sarcastic?
no... I have no idea what a vision board is or why it'd even be hypocritical for someone who doesn't believe god(s) exist to have one
Agnostic Atheist here, 33 years old and have never heard of a vision board before this video.
i had no idea
Anyone can be an atheist. Unlike religious people, we've never oppressed whole classes of people on the basis of immutable characteristics
I'm not offended. This is just dumb, though.🤷
what the fuck is a vision board
Brilliant!
Lots of people are scared of the magic pie man in the sky, its like being scared of your own shaddow.
Discrimination and hypocrisy are bad...
Which go hand in hand with Atheism.
@@jdos5643 you mean theism.
@@jdos5643 definitely more in line with theism...even the gods of many religions discriminate. Hypocritical is just what many religious people are when it comes to following their scriptures
@@thaimperial97 only if you don’t follow the scriptures like many ppl do. As the world becomes ever more sinister and violent, only a few will manage will make it out alive according to scripture when the tribulation comes-Relatively few in the world. That’s actually sad for most who are not aware much. But the few who will all live by Christ teachings and stick to them. The world is different story. But atheism is not only the killer of faith, It is the easy way to the law of the jungle. Who tells you what’s right and wrong. Maybe that’s why the world is the way it is, hardly any live by Gods standards.
@@jdos5643 what tells atheist right from wrong is the law of being a member of a working society 🤦🏾♂️treat others how you want to be treated to be in a civil society. We don't need a mythical book full of contradictions and inconsistencies to tell us how to treat others. And you speak of violence as if the god in your buybull isn't a mass murdering tyrant. And atheism is a killer of faith because we don't believe by hope in invisible sky deities w/o evidence...so you're right about that. Crazy how christians believe in a god that hasn't shown any evidence of its existence besides the things you guys make up in your head and convince yourselves of feeling/seeing/heard
Atheism as the ultimate white privilege ("oh no thank you") would've been the cleverest thing I'd every thought of in my life, but to Neil Brennan it's practically throwaway.
I'm an atheist, but I do visualize and manifest an open parking spot when I go to walmart.
Can someone explain this to me, why is it that the god believing people what to kill all the non believer. Why the people who say the bible is the word of god, seem to know so little about what the book actually says.
I try to believe only things I have evidence for.
I don't believe in a god either but I can still find this joke funny. Atheists ITT seem to be about as humourless as the religious people
when you hear the same old type of jokes over and over again, they become a self deprecating exercise rather than funny and to be honest, boring. This guy is pitiful, not funny. I pity his insecurities and mental instability.
Is this guy a professional comedian? If yes, then I believe in God.
He helped write and produce Chappelle’s show
@@mcmensah Amen then. I've seen worse making a comedy show so this shouldn´t surprise me.
he is exactly right because we have a hope for better days in the afterlife. but also it would make no sense to us for the soul to completely cease to exist because we are a soulful people.
I’m an atheist but, I’d honestly prefer my soul just stops existing. Living forever, even if it’s in paradise, gets old. It’s like a never ending summer vacation.
@@tacoenjoyer8623 And what could be wrong with that?
@@travelingjohn69 When you think deeply about it, you realise. Spending infinity in a place, no matter how good, will get boring eventually. Eventually you’ll have done absolutely everything, and your mind will rot away. Or, at least, you’ll it would.
@@tacoenjoyer8623 I believe the soul will have endless travel throughout the universe. and you can observe earth and other places.
@@travelingjohn69 Yeah, but when you’ve finished exploring, what then? When you’ve seen and done everything you’ve ever wanted to.
Praise Gawd. Praise Jeebus. Praise Allah. Praise Santa Claus. 🎅 Praise Mrs. Claus. 🤶 Praise the Great Pumpkin. 🎃
❤ this!
there has to be more to this joke!!!!!
The Fuck is a vision board?
I have a problem withpeople who try to force their religious beliefs on me or my children.
If someone says to me that their religion do want allow them to do something I am fine with that I wont force you to do something that is against what you believe. However if they tell that their religion doesn't allow me to do something I tell them to f%&k off.
Stay out of their phones
This makes a lot of sense 👀🤦🏾♂️😩
But, how???
I'm sure the Bible that makes zero makes even more sense to you then.
The fuck is a vision board?
Lifelong atheist and I have no idea what a vision board is.
I'm an atheist because the thought of a second, eternal, neverending life seems like some cruel punishment.
This one sucks enough thanks. Eternal awareness and consciousness sounds like Hell
Bro my head right now is the sad SpongeBob music to him
The "vision board" thing is weird. I guess I don't talk to the same atheists he does.
How is this considered funny? I'm not even religious.
I'd just rather not have to do this all again
I’ve never met an atheist who believes in vision board kind of crap but ok I guess?
I've met several who believe in bs Zodiac signs....
@@theezenriarinze9203 must be a different kind of atheist. Everyone I know considers themselves skeptics and don’t believe in anything like that
It's almost criminal how many people will put their faith in the wrong *people*
@@Thejokestir8 I’m not sure what your comment has to do with mine tbh lol
@thorneto2742 yiu can't be a skeptic and be adamant there is no God at the same sametime
Skepticism implies you are skeptical but open...thats not most atheists
I thought I had a crush on Neil until I saw him in this shirt . 😂❤😮
This guy doesn't remind me of Jeff Goldblum at all. Said no one.
Just you buddy
林志炫什么时候开始说相声了？
😂 who
Hardly a priviledge .
Its really the opposite. Most people that don't believe in religion are nice and down to earth
Most? How would you even know that? 🤔
Genius!
Mixed anti-theist here. Religion and the belief in make-believe is for the intellectually weak among us.
I'm a black atheist. I'm not a d-bag
Being agnostic means you don't think there's a God.
Being an atheist means you don't believe there's a God.
You can be both.
Incorrect agnostic mean you admit to not know if there is a god. Atheist is the dismissal of the claim there is a god. Agnosticism is a tenet of Atheism
Fyi "athiest" doesn't have a capital A, as it's a not a proper noun.
Faith is all about hope.
For most people, that means "I sure hope that there is a better place we go to after this one".
Atheists simply hope that there is an end to this shit at some point.
Not so. As an atheist, I see it more as having low expectations. Happy to be wrong sorta thing.
If anyone is hoping for death it's those who have high expectations for the next life.
No. faith is not hope. They don't oppose gay marriage and abortion only on the HOPE there is an afterlife. Muslims don't stone apostate only in the HOPE there is a god. They are dead sure there is.
Atheism is simply saying "I don't believe you". And even if is about hope is simply the realisation that that particular hope is ffucking childish
Wrong and wrong. Faith is not just about hope, it's also about lack of evidence or even evidence to the contrary, and it's not about abstract improvement, but an entite belief system. You can have a lot of hope without faith.
Also, being an atheist says nothing about whether you'd want an afterlife or not. It just indicates you don't believe gods are real.
no.
but remember its all nothing, started from nothing ends to nothing. so what is hope for, nothing. "the magical nothing"
🎯
We're just not ignorant enough to believe in stupid ass fairy tales. If I want entertainment I'll watch a marvel movie.
Why should you put faith into a man that fabricated his own proof of existence
I'm an atheist too, but I wouldn't go that far. Religion is annoying and you meet lot of dumb Christians especially in the US, but to say that being religious makes you an idiot is to write off Leo Tolstoy, Emily Bronte and Andrei Tarkovsky as morons and I just can't. Andrei Rublev is just too damn good a movie.
@@jackrussell1232 Thank you for this🙏
I grew up in the church and had to leave later on, largely due to the hypocrisy, but still have a very strong belief in God. I've met so many good people on both sides. We only have our own experience so there's not much use in judging anyone else for having different beliefs..
@@jackrussell1232 Believing in religion is dumb, but smart people do dumb things all the time. That is why we need to stop with the single-issue judging of people we disagree with.
I mean if you want to believe that the biblical narratives carry the same significance as a fairy tale, that's okay, but even someone who believes they're ahistorical should be able to recognize they're deeply profound when it comes to what they have to say about the human person. Fairy tales don't hold up to that. People aren't interested in them because they're entertaining.
Neither know nor care what a vision board is, and his take on why atheists are atheists isn't even funny. It's just stupid. Maybe it's because I'm old. Maybe it's because his delivery is lame. I don't know. Whatever it is, I don't understand why anybody laughed.
I'm an atheist and I do not Vision board...
If only religion offered an afterlife.
What's is vision board any religious unicorns believer plz?
How dare you mock Sparkles the universe creating unicorn!
@@BeeEatingOrchid oh oh sorry' now which type of hell i gonna to book my ticket 🎟️😭😭
Some whites , were not all the same
needed religion to end slavery, some say to start slavery, but still needed it to end it,not a Joke, 😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄
This guy thinks he's the smartest guy in the room
Atheist is not a synonym for "new age west coast hippie."
What about communist China? Where they not atheists? This is just a dumb take, but that’s what makes it funny.
Believer: Can I interest you in an afterlife?
Atheist: Sure, can I get a preview?
Believer: No.
Atheist: Can you show me that it even exists?
Believer: Also no.
Atheist: 🤷
Merciful Lord, I lift up to you those who may not yet know the love of Jesus. Open their hearts to the truth and grace that your Son offers. Pour out your Holy Spirit upon them, guiding them on a path of discovery and understanding. May they encounter the light of Christ in their lives and find the peace that comes from knowing Him. In your compassion, lead them to the knowledge of your boundless love. Amen.
That will definitely convince us atheists, Suuuure buddy 🙄
Neal is the best 🤣🔥👌
Its a good joke but still a lot of athiests here actin like religious folk when u make fun of their gods. Its kinda adorable.
You believe every God is fake except for yours. I just take that one god further by not believing in yours, along with all the rest.
Well, straw man argument. How many atheist have a vision board; but theist ALL do believe in some god.
so it’s actually not an argument at all - it’s a joke.
Ahh irony
Imagine that... A woman with no sense of humor!?!? Leave the comedy to the guys please. We get it
@user-sr9hi6bt5f I'm a guy, and a vision board just seems to be something people use to make goals. Just because you're as unappealing to women as this 'comedian' doesn't make him funny.
This guy's belief in his originality is painfully embarrassing to watch. He's not heard of Hitchens. Comedy is repressed anger, and he sounds angry at rational people, maybe got rejected by the ACLU or something.
Nope
NAILED IT.
Just like jesus huh😆