Its like the scene from the dark knight where joker blows up the hospital, the explosions stop and he turns around and starts pressing the detonator repeatedly
@@elmothewise3915 EASILY. Not even familiar with The Slayer's achievements, but we ALL know *DAMN WELL* that there's no _comparison_ . Get in the way of his hatred for demons, and your life is forfeit.
I love how the protocol for "the facility is overrun by demonic forces" is for everyone to stay at their posts, but the protocol for "the Slayer has the BFG" is to evacuate immediately.
To be fair Hayden stole his sword and didn't kill him and because he needs him and he had a chance to work through his anger with Hayden when he sent him back to hell by killing demons
“Can I just say that it’s an honor for me personally to meet you?” Boy at least you have the balls and courage to say that, face to face, to the Man, unlike some soldiers who cracks his voice upon the Slayer’s presence
@@longyu9336 He is. So he's STILL not afraid. Remember: this is the same Godlike being that makes every demon boss take an alka-seltzer because they're so scared it tears holes through their acidic stomachs. This one puny mortal had the audacity to treat him the same as any other being, albeit with infamy and legends. Satan himself cries himself to sleep at the thought of this creature entering his realm once again, and yet this weakling stood up to him like a regular human. In short, this fella deserves a promotion or a big fat raise that rivals the Demons. Maybe even both.
In just that one scene he became one of my favorite characters. When I get this game I will protect him at all cost and if any Demon so much as puts a hand on him, it ain't ending well for the Demon
I love how despite the fact that everyone shits their pants around him, he's still somewhat gentle when handling fellow humans lol. Like when he uses the scientist's card or just "gently" pushes that one soldier aside at the BFG.
And also the fact that they have a specific protocol in place to deal with that situation which basically amounts to "everyone run for your lives". Like the facility being overrun by the literal demonic forces of Hell isn't enough to trigger an evacuation, but the Slayer gaining control of the BFG is.
Am pretty sure they have AI in their protocol smart enough to detect entity and it's action and come up form the sentence of the protocol in that moment given the advanced technology they have They won't have pre recorded sentences that's just too un-advanced
I love how the first thing Hayden does when he’s brought back to life is get straight to business, knowing that the Slayer doesn’t give a shit about anything else.
@@hessian1235 It isn't part of the cutscene, it was an action performed by the player himself, therefore it does not, or shouldn't count as an interaction with the humans
@@justnoob8141 those that do notice it know why he doesn't speak. He's too traumatised to. (His voice in that cutscene sounded angry and traumatised. And he went through WAY more trauma since then)
At that point htey lost long range advantage. The whole point of being there in the first place. So it was back to up close fighting at that point. So it makes sense.
“Private where is your plasma rifle?” “Um I kinda...lost it...sir” “Outrageous you are supposed to be on guard how did you lose it anyway?” “The Doomslayer took it...sir” “Oh....I-I see...dont worry we’ll find you a new one then”
maybe for that last part, you could've said "Oh.....well then um...go down to the armoury get yourself a new one Soldier on the double" just saying dude 😂😂😂
Anyone human: "IM NOT SCARED OF THE DOOM SLAYER" is actually scared RANDOM ASS SCIENTIST: "so uhh we are trying to do research but we cant figure out his brain" literally starts casually talking to him
I personally think that's because he knows the Slayer wont hurt humans. As he's done his homework on the Doom Slayer and knows his motivations. Ripping and tearing demons! Not humans.
@@matthewwoodmass4161 i mean, i feel like the doom slayer would but only if they tried to forcefully impede his progress...like he does get physical with humans, so i guess if you were adamant about getting in his way...youd really be fucked
U.A.C guard: I'm serious that guy doesn't scare me, i like to see him try Slayer: **joining discord noice** U.A.C guard: **disconnecting discord noice**
@@petrovskatanadenica5720 according to the UAC or ARC, he was pronounced dangerous, but still wanted to kill demons, which is understandable, if you saw a guy straight up beating the shit out of demons your co-workers have died trying to kill, while also being "unstable", I bet you would be scared too.
@@petrovskatanadenica5720 Good news for you The random intern guy on DLC became his wingman and help him a lot in mission. He's not even afraid to him carrying demon lord's core when others run for their life
Doom Slayer: Takes soldiers plasma rifle. Also Doom Slayer: Already has a plasma rifle. Demons: Watching Doom Slayer stand there confused on what to do with second plasma rifle
@@africanjunior7866 write a well structed original joke: no one cares Write an unoriginal 9000 times used joke: 719 likes... I didn't even thought this one to get a lot likes.. I really don't get these people smh
If you look closely at the right arm of the guy with the rifle when slayer looks at the gun the guy's right arm Moves towards slayer which means he is offering the gun because if he didn't offer it his arm would be in the normal rifle holding position one arm near the back of the rifle and one at the front but here he moves the hand at the back forwards to the slayer
its just amazing how aside everything else...u cant say the story dialog and everything isnt just amazingly original...like everythings fcked.....everywhere u look....fcked yet they can still make you sit here and laugh...while the worst stuff imaginable is happening
I honestly would laugh so hard if Doomguy just made a mocking talking hand gesture when Hayden said "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars"
Computer: you cant just shoot a big gun into the surface of mars! Doomslayer, pulling out a piece of paper that reads "bucket list" and a pencil and starting to write: shoot... a big... gun into... the surface... of mars...
I like how they all say: "Ohh he doesnt scare me" or "we gotta stop him". Then he arrives, they let him pass without any hindrance and let him do his thing.
Poor dudes are trying to be brave and gung-ho in the face of the hell around them, but at the end of the day everyone knows the Slayer is the only one that can stop this mess.
I imagined the event after 5:43 Officer: "I can't believe you lost your gun. mind to explain how you lost it?" Soldier: "A guy with green armor took it from me" Officer: " *pauses a bit* okay fair enough. We'll get you a new one"
The most interesting thing is that they aren't just scared of intimidated by you, they treat you with a kind of religious reverence, like the angels of death descended from the very heavens to deliver onto them salvation
UAC Soldier: That guy doesn't scare me! **Doom Slayer appears** UAC Soldier: Erm....your beloved BFG is upstairs, would you like a complimentary drink to go with it?
Samuel: You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars. Doom Slayer: Watch me. Samuel: That’s a weapon, not a teleporter. Doom Slayer: Just try to f*cking stop me
I like how simple minded the Doom slayer acts. Every movement that he makes is like he has a fixed mind on what he wants. Like when he was just spamming the button to fire the BFG after it took a while.
Thing is, slayer get's what he wants, no matter what is takes, if not for the BFG doomslayer would himself have punched a hole through mars! And yes one punch is more than enough to destroy mars so he would have to hold back
@Paradoxical Nightmare Cortana was useful, but at least Bethesda didn't drag VEGA's character through the mud for the sake of a stupid plot, seriously, screw Halo 5.
UAC soldier: "That guy doesn't scare me. I'd like to see him try." Doomguy: *Busts through the floor.* "That's alot of talk from someone in RIP AND TEAR range."
@@CabbageBun I'm kinda strong. I've been helping my mom for ten years. We have a recycling business, so I get to lift massive boxes of glass almost every day. Plus, I have a job with my neighbors who manage a small forest just outside of town. Lifting seventy pound logs every Tuesday and Thursday. It's awesome.
The fact tha samuel bascially 180s his allegiance to the slayer is a plot twist. You expect him to be a boss fight but apparently he already got wrecked and probably sees the lsayer as humanity's last hope
@@strawbdreamzz any being that understands doom slayers power is a being blessed with unfathomable clarity that there is nothing beyond the end and beyond sheer power other than the doom slayer
What makes it even funnier is that in Halo: Reach (Where the meme came from), you literally cannot complete that objective; you WILL die Same here for the demons :V
There's just so much in the way this is portrayed. Nearly everyone that sees Doomguy reacts in shock and poorly-disguised fear. This man is a walking force of nature, and everyone knows it. He's unpredictable and capable of taking on entire armies by himself with ease. There's just so much emotion in the reactions with very little dialogue and it's amazing.
@@kretduy6959 Actually, if it did. I feel like it would lose that one charm of Slayer. But then again, he also does this to get revenge on his pet so... I don't think he will lose it, at least I hope so.
I love how there's a fucking warning about you entering and everyone runs away looking at you in fear. It shows how everyone knows that they shouldn't provoke the doomslayer
The bold glasses guy got the balls to talk to him than any other humans I respect this man even tho he gets ignored DoomSlayer: you got red portal I got my blue portal right here (Edit) I keep on thinking samual voice always sounds like Ultron
I really dig these scenes. How he moves fairly slow and methodically as to not frighten them. Without words he's telling them he's on their side. His actions has already defined the slayer. He's totally masculine af but with a hint of grace, stoicism and fortitude. almost gentlemen like behavior.
"Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?"
*Angry Tapping*
Slayer: I want to bang bang
Its like the scene from the dark knight where joker blows up the hospital, the explosions stop and he turns around and starts pressing the detonator repeatedly
pew pew gun now!!
Me trying to dance in minecraft but it says Sticky keys:
Doom Slayer: No shit, Sherlock! Do it!
I like that the relationship between Doom Slayer and Samuel hasn´t changed.
Samuel: You can´t do *it*
Doom Slayer: Does exactly *it* more intensely
"Your opinion was appreciated, but i didn't ask for it" - Slayer
@@goldenboy5693 someone did
In the next DOOM, I want Hayden to just say "You know what? why do I even bother to even try now?"
“Demonic threat level 5 entering laboratory”
Doomslayer: “huh, that’s weird, the only threat I see in here is me”
*im not stuck in here with you, you’re stuck In here with ME*
Threat level 5 threat level like 1
true
Mr_PrimE EDitoR true
Such a long speech for almost an instant death LOL pathetic demon
The guard tells him he can’t be there, Doomguy stares him down, looks at his gun, takes it, and continues... He literally owns this man
He literally owns everything
The Doom Guy owns every GUN in existence
How much you wanna bet he can even make a weapon out of a pencil?
Shit, wait...
@@superik408 bruh john wick would get fucked.
@@elmothewise3915 EASILY. Not even familiar with The Slayer's achievements, but we ALL know *DAMN WELL* that there's no _comparison_ . Get in the way of his hatred for demons, and your life is forfeit.
i like how scared they are. one of their evacuation protocols is “the slayer has the bfg”
He conquered the armies of hell repeatedly ON HIS OWN, if he walked near me I would be terrified
Isn't he also human lmao?
Warrren Huang he is but also has the power of a fucking god
@@yeetusdeletus7039 He is a demigod, a real god would be much stronger.
Well I think he has the same power or maybe a little less but also note he isn’t immortal so maybe being mortal holds him back from being a god so idk
I love how the protocol for "the facility is overrun by demonic forces" is for everyone to stay at their posts, but the protocol for "the Slayer has the BFG" is to evacuate immediately.
Probably due to UAC Cultists running the show
i would be scared too since he could literally nuke the entire thing if he wanted to
the slayer has control of the BFG: R U N
the slayer HAS the BFG: we are fucked
I can deal with the "demonic forces" and if I have the BFG everyone is fucked.
"We have to prepare for his careful extraction"
*rips him out*
don't worry, no tear this time
To be fair Hayden stole his sword and didn't kill him and because he needs him and he had a chance to work through his anger with Hayden when he sent him back to hell by killing demons
"There is no easy way to get to the center of Mars."
*BFG 10K*
I never get tired of that😂
And then it’s my time to shine :)
When the Doom Slayer comes to visit, YOU are the guest
@Simple Minded Chuck Norris checks under his bed for the Doom Slayer.
Naw it's more like "Oh thank god he's here!" for us humans while for the demons it's like "HOLY SHIT WE'RE SO DEAD!"
VEGA is so chill man. Like, do what you want doomguy.
Nuh uhhhh
welcome to the doom party GreatSlayer, the party is now yours to own
“Can I just say that it’s an honor for me personally to meet you?”
Boy at least you have the balls and courage to say that, face to face, to the Man, unlike some soldiers who cracks his voice upon the Slayer’s presence
Saying that he has masive balls is understatement
Your comment and my reply are understatements.
Isn't that dude the Intern in the Ancient Gods DLC
@@longyu9336
He is.
So he's STILL not afraid.
Remember: this is the same Godlike being that makes every demon boss take an alka-seltzer because they're so scared it tears holes through their acidic stomachs.
This one puny mortal had the audacity to treat him the same as any other being, albeit with infamy and legends.
Satan himself cries himself to sleep at the thought of this creature entering his realm once again, and yet this weakling stood up to him like a regular human.
In short, this fella deserves a promotion or a big fat raise that rivals the Demons. Maybe even both.
In just that one scene he became one of my favorite characters. When I get this game I will protect him at all cost and if any Demon so much as puts a hand on him, it ain't ending well for the Demon
Kids: Granpa,What did you do during the demon invasion?
Granpa: The Doom Slayer took my gun.
Kids: Woah.
Rip and TEAR!
mondo crow Granpa: It was the happiest day of my life
Kids: but what about marrying grandma
Granpa: you kids are funny
@@jasarigames4481 until its done
I don’t wanna be that guy but... it’s spelt Grandpa*
it ok butt it spel granpa
I love how VEGA understand every Slayer's intention without him talking back to VEGA
And Hayden very slowly understands the slayer method.
he isnt a silent protag cuz he doesnt speak, he is a silent protag cuz he needs no words
@@a_creatorsstuff17 or maybe his vocal cord is damaged because he is too ANGRY
Vega: would you like me to disable safety protocol?
Slayer: *clicking intensifies*
Vega: aight, i got chu
@@aishwaryaparida1783 Man literally too angry to speak
“Hey who are you? You can’t be... here..”
His voice just changed from normal to scared
Dry pants now pissed
Combats turned in shower shoes.
He realised who he was talking shit to
Acquired rare drop, soiled pants
@@toxicxavier2607 I see that SAO Abridged Reference O.O
I love how despite the fact that everyone shits their pants around him, he's still somewhat gentle when handling fellow humans lol. Like when he uses the scientist's card or just "gently" pushes that one soldier aside at the BFG.
Or how he prys the gun out of one of the guard's hands. He does take what he wants but doesn't want to hurt other humans
You forgot he dragged the scientist with the access badge to open the door lol
@@shootingbricks8554 yeah but gently. He didn't rip it off of him or anything.
This is the same man that started his war against Hell because they killed his pet rabbit.
I thought he yeeted the guard out the way.
It was funny.
Doomguy: *walks towards a the demon boss*
Demon boss: "im the boss here... yet why em i hearing boss music??"
Underappreciated comment
Doom guy: I have hit my uno reverse card and now I’m the boss stupid
Demon: instant regret
Cause I am coming
@@MajorHalfLifeFan that's what she said
Seen this comment I dont even know which is the copy cat anymore smh I hope all copy cats can go to Urdak
I absolutely love that there are multiple specific warnings programmed in the event that not only does Slayer arrive, he also acquires the BFG.
"shit shit he got the nukes DUCK AND FUCKING COVER"
"Hey so hows yo-"
*THE DOOM SLAYER HAS ARRIVED*
"What"
And also the fact that they have a specific protocol in place to deal with that situation which basically amounts to "everyone run for your lives". Like the facility being overrun by the literal demonic forces of Hell isn't enough to trigger an evacuation, but the Slayer gaining control of the BFG is.
Am pretty sure they have AI in their protocol smart enough to detect entity and it's action and come up form the sentence of the protocol in that moment given the advanced technology they have
They won't have pre recorded sentences that's just too un-advanced
The protocol of Doom Slayer's arrival means escape at all cost. The protocol of him having the bfg means killyourself before he does.
I love how the first thing Hayden does when he’s brought back to life is get straight to business, knowing that the Slayer doesn’t give a shit about anything else.
He learnt that the hard way.
Samuel Hayden is a practical man . . . Robot . . . Thing
Cyborg
He's the seraphim for chrissakes 😂
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"Warning. The Slayer has entered the facility"
Random demon: "oh he's probably not very close to m-"
*Blast*
Here’s a tip: you’re not a few hundred meters away from the Doomslayer.
*They’re a few hundred meters away from you*
@@mohammednajl5950 few hundred? You mean few million is safe
@@mohammednajl5950 here's another tip: if you're a thousand meters away from the Doom Slayer...
It's still not far enough.
@@eduardomagana3858 The only far enough from Doom Slayer is another universe
I like how hes so gentle with people because he knows one tiny squeeze and they are done
Um he just can flick a demon and kill them
@@ashleylamoureux5652 exactly
Correct me if I'm wrong, but were they not two humans by the elevator that he melted when he came out with the BFG?
@@hessian1235 It isn't part of the cutscene, it was an action performed by the player himself, therefore it does not, or shouldn't count as an interaction with the humans
He has an attitude of "im not going to hurt you but i don't want you in my way"
I like how the ARC employees are just fanboys of Doom Slayer.
Only the one. The rest are scared shitless.
‘Oh my god, it’s him!’
@@ebonslayer3321 hes like Darth Vader who also has his fanboys in universe that are scared shitless of him.
“Can I just say, it’s really an honor to meet you- OOP!”
@@ANG3LOFDAD3AD I felt bad for him. I hope he survived it all.
Bethesda Studio: We have voice acted protagonist for Fallout 4
Id Software: We have badass protagonist who too angry to say anything
gordon freemen
ALSO id Software: LMAO let give him a vocie actor in the main cutscene because nobody will notice it!
@@niccodimartino6940 shit
@@justnoob8141 those that do notice it know why he doesn't speak. He's too traumatised to. (His voice in that cutscene sounded angry and traumatised. And he went through WAY more trauma since then)
At the start and the HUGE GUTS seen
I love how they decide the planet that’s overrun with demons is safer then being on a ship with doomguy
Correction doomslayer with BFG EVERYONE SHITS THEMSELVES
They have a chance with the demons.
With doom guy, they do not.
No doomguy with the unmaykr
Which is not even necessary. Doomguy is their ally.
At that point htey lost long range advantage. The whole point of being there in the first place. So it was back to up close fighting at that point. So it makes sense.
Hayden: “You can’t just shoot a hole through the surface of Mars
Doom Guy: “Lmao big gun go bang”
Copied comment
Famille Desquet Berger Memes made by other people are copied and posted by everyone all the time. What difference does it make?
Silence comment officer.
Doom Guy: "Hayden, how long have you known me for?"
Hayden: "Sigh.....do what you will..."
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“Private where is your plasma rifle?”
“Um I kinda...lost it...sir”
“Outrageous you are supposed to be on guard how did you lose it anyway?”
“The Doomslayer took it...sir”
“Oh....I-I see...dont worry we’ll find you a new one then”
maybe for that last part, you could've said "Oh.....well then um...go down to the armoury get yourself a new one Soldier on the double" just saying dude 😂😂😂
@@BenelliAkimbo that's just as wordy as the original.
Back in the old days: The dog took my homework!
Now: The Doom Slayer took my gun!
@@Dat-Doomba doog*
@@fcr8409 Oh yeah XD
"Let me help you to see, Slayer"
Doom Slayer: *Literally kills him in 3 seconds*
Yeah that made me laugh
Doom Slayer: Oh I'll see alright, YOUR INSIDES THAT IS!
Just your usual haruspex.
When is that
Let me jelp you to see slayer
*fucking dies in like 5 seconds via super shotgun and glory kill*
“You can’t just shoot a hole into Mars.”
Clearly he underestimates the Doomslayer’s, RESOLLLLLVE.”
literally to angry to die
Mission Objective: Shoot a Hole into Mars.
*We made a Fucky-Wucky.*
i remember the first game.
Hayden: (about the ardent energy machinery) Handle them gently.
Doomslayer: *stomps on them angrily*
Doomslayer: *angers*
Dr.Hayden: Guess I was so wrong about that!
*"that guy doesn't scare me, I'd like to see him try"*
Slayer: are you sure?
@Ken_Gamerz "About that"
Menacingly look at guard
Slayer: *h e l o*
Slayer: *Heard you were talking shit*
more like:
slayer: *breathes*
Samuel: You cant just shoot a hole into mars
Doomslayer: and i took that personally
@Bread Loaf because
More of a
Doomslayer: Hold my BEER
“You can’t just shoot a hole into Mars.”
“Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.”
Laser go BRRRR
@@AU_Player and then Slayer go brrr.
Other games:
AI: You have to do this.
Player: Ok
Doom:
Slayer: I am doing this
Vega: Ok I'll help
*Samuel Hayden on critical condition and stasis*
Doom Slayer: No u live for me.
@Wayne Adams VEGA a real one
@Mř KanŽJeŔOME doesnt he get sacrificed in the end though he stayed in the makyr homeworld
Nah. VEGA was The Father or some kind of altered form of it and he was just returned to his original location.
Eras Tuntematon no no no he wasn’t the father he was the homie
Anyone human: "IM NOT SCARED OF THE DOOM SLAYER"
is actually scared
RANDOM ASS SCIENTIST: "so uhh we are trying to do research but we cant figure out his brain"
literally starts casually talking to him
I personally think that's because he knows the Slayer wont hurt humans. As he's done his homework on the Doom Slayer and knows his motivations. Ripping and tearing demons! Not humans.
@@matthewwoodmass4161 Just like the scientist who follows the new religion of God DOOM.
@@matthewwoodmass4161 i mean, i feel like the doom slayer would but only if they tried to forcefully impede his progress...like he does get physical with humans, so i guess if you were adamant about getting in his way...youd really be fucked
The Scientist knows and trusts the Slayer...
that soldier made fun of Slayer and knew he f*cked up at that moment...
*BALLS OF STEEL*
U.A.C guard: I'm serious that guy doesn't scare me, i like to see him try
Slayer: **joining discord noice**
U.A.C guard: **disconnecting discord noice**
lmao
n o i c e
baDUN BAdun
Lol noice
Noice.
Doom in a nutshell:
Samuel: YOU CAN'T DO IT!
Doom slayer: bla bla bla do it
Other game:
Ai: do this.
Player: n-
Ai: NO!
Doom:
Player: do this.
Ai: Ok.
"You can't just do the thing"
*Objective activated:*
do the thing
*Shooting holes in the surface of mars intensifies*
Demon:My eyes have been opended.
Doomslayer: The next thing will be open, is your ribcage.
got the opportunity to say arse
I actually find it interesting that marauders can talk, never heard a demon talk before
So what else do you want to be opened
Demon: *talks shit instead of killing the guy*
Demon: *gets killed*
A story as old as story-telling itself.
Asspulls amirite?
BRO THEY HAVE A PROTOCOL FOR EVERYTHING THIS MAN DOES
Well, it’s Doomguy, what do you expect. He’s an even bigger threat alone than a Baron.
He's more a force of nature than a person. Like a hurricane or a tornado, things that need protocols for when they arise.
@@nodeloliver6201 True
"THE SLAYER HAS STARTED BREATHING. ALL ARC PERSONNEL PLEASE EVACUATE THE FACILITY."
@@SamuelTrademarked “THE SLAYER HAS EATEN A DONUT ALL UAC PERSONNEL EVACUATE THE CAFETERIA”
Hayden: You can't just shoot a hole through Mars surface
Slayer: So any way I started blasting
Objective: shoot a hole into Mars.
haha BFG 10000 go *BRRR*
**Rips Hayden out of the machine that keeps him Alive**
“His life signals are fading”
I wonder why
Also Doomslayer: *casually transfers Hayden's brains into a mothership*
Hayden: Just don't blow a hole into Mars.
DS: No.
Hayden: ok.
Because he was hooked up to the device?
Whooooosh
@@skrumbleton3745 to who? you?
@@evi1fnyt no to the guy directly above that comment, wait, I can’t tell if I’m being whooshed or not
Humans: *Got scared by Doom Slayer and ran away
Demons: "First time?"
I can see the imp saying it
Why tho. Isn't he trying to save the human race. Aren't they on the same side. Will he annihilate them if they aren't scared?
@@petrovskatanadenica5720 according to the UAC or ARC, he was pronounced dangerous, but still wanted to kill demons, which is understandable, if you saw a guy straight up beating the shit out of demons your co-workers have died trying to kill, while also being "unstable", I bet you would be scared too.
They didn't so much run away but move out of his path. According to the ARC, he is literally seen as Ares incarnated.
@@petrovskatanadenica5720 Good news for you
The random intern guy on DLC became his wingman and help him a lot in mission. He's not even afraid to him carrying demon lord's core when others run for their life
Doom Slayer: Takes soldiers plasma rifle.
Also Doom Slayer: Already has a plasma rifle.
Demons: Watching Doom Slayer stand there confused on what to do with second plasma rifle
Also doomguy: "flips both plasma rifles and dual wields them with a devilish grin"
@@sckecherten8304 that would be cool as fuck
@@bolotniy Hell yeah, it would be!
Captain Awesome27 he would duel wield them obviously
The second gun would obviously disappeared magically and the first one got more bullets for some reason
Samuel: NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SHOOT A HOLE INTO THE SURFACE OF MARS!!
Doomguy: haha BFG 10000 go brrrr
now this is comedy!
Lie!
Slayer goes just *brrrr*, without other sounds 🙂👍
Im firing ma lazar. Shoop da woop.
Holy shit that’s overused I’ve seen that about 50 times now
@@africanjunior7866 write a well structed original joke: no one cares
Write an unoriginal 9000 times used joke: 719 likes...
I didn't even thought this one to get a lot likes.. I really don't get these people smh
5:45 if you look carefully, the doomslayer didn't snatch his gun, the guard offered it to him
he even cleared the way for him
I thought you were making a joke but you were actually correct holy shit
What are we supposed to be hearing? A shrug of the armor gesturing the offer or him saying something?
@Solaris CnR I don't know if the soldier actually said something or not. I couldn't hear it if he did say something.
@@CPS747-8 if he just snatched it youd hear some struggle
If you look closely at the right arm of the guy with the rifle when slayer looks at the gun the guy's right arm Moves towards slayer which means he is offering the gun because if he didn't offer it his arm would be in the normal rifle holding position one arm near the back of the rifle and one at the front but here he moves the hand at the back forwards to the slayer
Hayden: You can not just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars.
Objective update: shoot a hole into Mars.
Objective Update: "How about I do..anyway"
its just amazing how aside everything else...u cant say the story dialog and everything isnt just amazingly original...like everythings fcked.....everywhere u look....fcked yet they can still make you sit here and laugh...while the worst stuff imaginable is happening
Counterquestion: How can you NOT shoot a hole into Mars?
Hayden: Don't do it man Cmon we have good memories on that planet.
Slayer: (objective fuck you)
Ah so the opposite of what Hayden says is what the doomslayer will do
"we must prepare for his careful extraction"
Doom slayer: lemme just throw this guy around a bit
I honestly would laugh so hard if Doomguy just made a mocking talking hand gesture when Hayden said "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars"
To be fair, that's probably what he was thinking.
I would've flipped him off.
*Dismissive jerking gesture*
Most games:
Ally: go do the thing
Objective: Do the thing
Doom:
AI: You can't just do that!
Objective: Do that.
Goncas *beautiful*
Computer: you cant just shoot a big gun into the surface of mars!
Doomslayer, pulling out a piece of paper that reads "bucket list" and a pencil and starting to write: shoot... a big... gun into... the surface... of mars...
Thats is a weapon not a teleportation
@@thongthaiphamngoc9138 I mean they were right on that one
Doom Slayer does what Doom Slayer wants.
I like how they all say: "Ohh he doesnt scare me" or "we gotta stop him". Then he arrives, they let him pass without any hindrance and let him do his thing.
Poor dudes are trying to be brave and gung-ho in the face of the hell around them, but at the end of the day everyone knows the Slayer is the only one that can stop this mess.
The two guards ran off
Easier said than done
Cause they're *P U S S I E S*
@@randallsanders1766 I mean, most people would be pussies when facing a force that hell itself fears
Plot twist: Doomguy was talking the whole time, it’s just his helmet was keeping anyone else from hearing him.
Would explain why he had to take it off to say, "No".
@@Bluesit32 I know, of course that helmet would make it hard to talk, it’s sealed on ultr tight to survive space.
@@darthvader4339 He literally doesn't need oxygen lol
@@darthvader4339 I doubt he’ll has much oxygen due to the fire which would take it yet he was there for an unknown amount of time
I’m waiting for some hardcore doom fanboy to go “bUt ackChually”
I imagined the event after 5:43
Officer: "I can't believe you lost your gun. mind to explain how you lost it?"
Soldier: "A guy with green armor took it from me"
Officer: " *pauses a bit* okay fair enough. We'll get you a new one"
Alternate version:
Soldier: The Doom Slayer took it from me.
Officer: *where is he I must fanboy and get my gun signed by him in demon blood*
True Version:
Officer and Soldier: *Fucking Dead*
@@doomguyheretoshootsomepiec7240 Let's be honest they all know who he is. The Slayer took it from me is a valid excuse
@@doomguyheretoshootsomepiec7240 ylk
Ngl that soldier looked genuinely scared even behind that piece of armor
*clicking*
"safety is engaged"
*Clicking Intensifies*
“You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!”
Doom Slayer: Bet.
"Watch me"
Doom Slayer "YoU CaN't JuSt ShOoT a HoLe InTo ThE sUrFaCe Of MaRs!"
Samuel: YOU CANT JUST BLOW A HOLE THROUGH MARS.
Objective: shoot a hole through mars.
Well, this WAS developed by Bethesda...
It wasn’t. Id software were the developers. Bethesda published it but they had nothing to do with its actual development.
Well, he said not to blow, didn't specify to shoot.
@@evgeniptolemy5570 Bethesda is only the publisher. Id software developed the game, same with wolfenstein
the announcer sure is another badass lol "The slayer has entered the facility"
translation to demons:Your about to be fucked!
"All Personnel, evacuate to Mars Surface. The Slayer has The BFG" Translation "Follow The Slayer kick some demon ass"
What do you mean MY about to get f"""ed??
@@deadmanrang what??
@@Misguidedantics You said 'your' instead of "you're", so I said that
@@deadmanrang ........... *NERD*
The most interesting thing is that they aren't just scared of intimidated by you, they treat you with a kind of religious reverence, like the angels of death descended from the very heavens to deliver onto them salvation
I mean, he is kind of a reincarnation of god
UAC Soldier: That guy doesn't scare me!
**Doom Slayer appears**
UAC Soldier: Erm....your beloved BFG is upstairs, would you like a complimentary drink to go with it?
The only drink I need is the fermented blood of the demons who have crossed my path. But I appreciate the offer
He was talking mad shit for someone in ripping and tearing distance
zer0_ Zen that’s implying you can run from RIP AND TEAR
Its good to see that my room mare has a hobby of killing demons. He almost died trying too kill aliens but that's what I do
@@MajorHalfLifeFan lmfao I knew you both were roommates!!
Him: scared
His gun: The Slayer's now
His armored pants: thoroughly pissed.
Hotel?
@@El_Leche_Magistrado California
@@keelanmcghee1315 no Trivago
@@El_Leche_Magistrado California
@@keelanmcghee1315 California
I love how gentle he is. His hatred and anger is very direct towards a certain target.
Which makes the Slayer very respectable compared to anti hero pussies who kill everyone for sake of it
He lost his family and pet rabbit by the demons
"Let me help you to see, Slayer!"
*Dead within 5 seconds*
The fight is just skipped
I see u also watched SmvR.
“Let me open your eyes!”
Doom guy: let me open your RIBS!
The marauder being dead within 5 seconds would be canon af tho
@@signorcase5750 fun fact: its possible to kill the marauder within 3 seconds
0:30 this dude is brave just running up to the Slayer without hesitation. Sure, he’s a fanboy, but that took some cojones
That man is a treasure, we must protect him at any cost
Samuel: You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars.
Doom Slayer: Watch me.
Samuel: That’s a weapon, not a teleporter.
Doom Slayer: Just try to f*cking stop me
John Cena: aRe yOu sUrE aBoUt tHaT?
He clearly doesn’t understand doom guy’s relationship with the impossible
Dead inside Mcgee Doomguy makes the impossible possible just like Solid Snake.
sammy MCdouchy can be SUCH a frigging kill joy pretty much all of the time i swears
New objective: shoot a hole in Mars
"The Slayer has control of the BFG"
And he's about to make better use of it
I still can’t get over the fact that the doom slayer is literally too angry to die
After the death of Daisy he Will be angry untill god himself dies
Kill bunny: equals internal anger and death for demons
One demon: kills this dude’s bunny
Doomslayer: *YEET AND DELETE MODE ACTIVE*
all of this happened because one demon decided hey let's kill this man's rabbit
@@Tha_Meal engineer gaming
"Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?"
*angrily pressing fire button*
Vega: would you like me to disable the safety protocols?
Doom Slayer: *tap tap tap tap*
Translation: YES.... please....
morse code???
@@credibleluke07 maybe
CrediblELuke 07 I was JUST about to say that!
@@TheActualMrLink got you by about a day 😁 better luck next time~
Forget the please when the fool guy need something YOU are thanking him
Everyone: OMG Doom Slayer is so badass
Me: Umm...I hope the guy with glasses made it out alive. He seemed super excited to see the Doom Slayer.
Don't worry I think the doomslayer likes him and he made it out
He became an intern for him in TAG
I hope we see more of him in TAG
(I haven't played it yet)
@@Xipe-totex whats TAG?
@@derth9230 The Ancient Gods
"You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars..." At this point, Hayden should know the Slayer better.
I just wanted to search Doom Eternal human interaction and your vid notification popped up..what a perfect timing..wow😆
same
I like how simple minded the Doom slayer acts. Every movement that he makes is like he has a fixed mind on what he wants. Like when he was just spamming the button to fire the BFG after it took a while.
Thing is, slayer get's what he wants, no matter what is takes, if not for the BFG doomslayer would himself have punched a hole through mars! And yes one punch is more than enough to destroy mars so he would have to hold back
I like how Vega just “gets” the Slayer.
Like the moment he popped up the BFG 10k
Vega: “Yeah I get ya”
Facility Voice: *Warning! The Slayer had entered the facility.*
Demon:
Objective Updated:
*Oh no!*
New objective, pt. 2:
RUN LIKE HELL!
Lol
@@rafengamer6296 Current Objective: Survive!
Mammoth Mk3
Demons:
*New objective: Survive*
Facility voice: "The slayer has control of the BFG."
@@vivil2533 Demons:
New Objective: DON'T LET HIM SEE YOU
I love how gentle he is while dragging the scientist by the lanyard lol
We should apriciate Vega for understending Doom Guy without any words
It's an AI
@@rubystickmc8354 that's why it's impressive
Well he's the father now
@Paradoxical Nightmare Cortana was useful, but at least Bethesda didn't drag VEGA's character through the mud for the sake of a stupid plot, seriously, screw Halo 5.
UAC soldier: "That guy doesn't scare me. I'd like to see him try."
Doomguy: *Busts through the floor.* "That's alot of talk from someone in RIP AND TEAR range."
Doomslayer forgave him he thought of him as a little 5 year old and treated him as such
"my eyes were opened. Let me help you to see, Slayer"
*Gets stabbed in the eye*
‘My eyes were opened’
‘Well that was a bad decision’ *stabs eyes*
now they’re even more opened
@@kenziebalhatchet3918 yes
Aww, he was just gonna do a eye test
Samuel Hayden: NO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SHOOT A HOLE INTO MARS
Doomguy: lol, big gun go boom
haha chainsaw brr brr rifle pew pew haha fun
@@jgperes haha demon go squish
@@Adam-018 haha demon go *screams of terror*
“We have to prepare for his careful extraction” “yoink”
As a scrawny kid, having the feeling of people being scared of you In this game is amazing
(Edit: Not in a depressing bad way though)
yea who wouldn’t....... *DOOM SLAYER*
I'm kinda the opposite. I'm 5' 11", so even my own mom kinda gets scared of me sometimes. Plus, the long legs help with running.
As a 5'2" 113- 120 pound female i agree.
@@unprankable666 scronny or are you built ?
@@CabbageBun I'm kinda strong. I've been helping my mom for ten years. We have a recycling business, so I get to lift massive boxes of glass almost every day. Plus, I have a job with my neighbors who manage a small forest just outside of town. Lifting seventy pound logs every Tuesday and Thursday. It's awesome.
The fact tha samuel bascially 180s his allegiance to the slayer is a plot twist. You expect him to be a boss fight but apparently he already got wrecked and probably sees the lsayer as humanity's last hope
Samuel was never the enemy.
@@dleslie well of course, but he was his own man in that sense.
Not vilain one
But ashole one
He was more like a third party.. Might call him an "ashole" but at least he stood for something.
Some people speculated that he might be the "Seraphim" (the hooded figure) who gave the Slayer his powers
Imagine a new scientist coming in like, “Yo Jim, what does BFG stand for?” And the response he gets is “The big fucking gun, that’s what it is”
8:07 when the most dangerous thing known to mankind picks up the second most dangerous thing known to mankind
Underrated comment
Hayden: You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars.
Doom Slayer: DID I ASK?
7:55 "Cool gun. I'm keeping it"
Vega is supposedly one of the most powerful AI systems produced.
In its unfathomable wisdom, it loyally serves the Doom Slayer.
well the slayer DID save VEGA from being erased
@@strawbdreamzz any being that understands doom slayers power is a being blessed with unfathomable clarity that there is nothing beyond the end and beyond sheer power other than the doom slayer
6:46 UAC Guard: That guy doesn’t scare me.
Doomguy: You sure about that?
Shane Hill it was good that he ran
*_100th Like!_*
*HEAVY METAL GETS LOUDER*
Doom Slayer: I heard you were talking shit 💀
The boss: tries to threaten and imitate doomslayer
Person playing as doomslayer: I’m going to end this man
“I’m going to end this man” fixed it
Request, accepted
"Not his career in going to end him himself"
-the doomslayer
@@sentientbackpack8191 request approved by a random guy with a Batman profile pic
Nobody:
AI: the slayer has entered the facility
The demons: *sees their objective change to survive*
Also the demons: *profuse sweating intensifies*
demons: i thought we were succesfully invading the facilty, why are we retreati-
*gets head ripped off and crushed by doom slayer*
AI:-the slayer has control of the BFG
Demons :- The what! *turns to dust*
Current objective: oh god oh fuck
What makes it even funnier is that in Halo: Reach (Where the meme came from), you literally cannot complete that objective; you WILL die
Same here for the demons :V
Survive? More like "Objective: Submit"
2:01 “you were never one of us”
Doom guy thinking: “you’re right you all too weak for my standards”
There's just so much in the way this is portrayed.
Nearly everyone that sees Doomguy reacts in shock and poorly-disguised fear. This man is a walking force of nature, and everyone knows it. He's unpredictable and capable of taking on entire armies by himself with ease.
There's just so much emotion in the reactions with very little dialogue and it's amazing.
7:12 I just love how he pushes this guy aside like he was a door
Im pretty sure to DoomSlayer any human that’s in his way, is a door to him
i love how the doomslayer is actually kinda hearing this guy 1:16
Well he's a human, not a demon XD
@@timejumpingfox3528 true that, all those years fighting the demons hasn't eliminated every trace of human behavior, yet
@@kretduy6959 Actually, if it did. I feel like it would lose that one charm of Slayer. But then again, he also does this to get revenge on his pet so... I don't think he will lose it, at least I hope so.
@@galaxy9310 Nah he'll keep on ripping and tearing Demon guts while the humans watch like with front row seats to a movie theater.
@@SonicAdventureEnjoyer careful the first three rows are a splash zone
Doom Slayer: everyday is a vacation when you enjoy your occupation.
Except for he fucking suffers every day from mourning the loss of his bunny.
@@elmothewise3915 And the demons took all his action figures
@@ctrlaltrepeat245 yep, and then offended him by calling them “toys”.
@@elmothewise3915 and destroyed his home town
I love how there's a fucking warning about you entering and everyone runs away looking at you in fear. It shows how everyone knows that they shouldn't provoke the doomslayer
The bold glasses guy got the balls to talk to him than any other humans I respect this man even tho he gets ignored
DoomSlayer: you got red portal I got my blue portal right here
(Edit) I keep on thinking samual voice always sounds like Ultron
He's the ultimate doom slayer fan
When the nerd is actually the bravest guy out of all the other people
And not only to talk with him, but to follow him after being shoved to the side
A legend
Well they both have the same voice actor. Might be a reason :-D
I think he was listening and didn't give a shit
Hayden: “you can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars.”
Doom guy:” I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move”
1:22 Human: We have to, uh, prepare for his careful extraction and we were given specific orders...
The Slayer: IDFC *rips Samuel off the wires*
"You cant't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars..."
"Watch me."
0:50 Me geeking out at any Con when I see a perfect Marine/Slayer cosplay.
I really dig these scenes. How he moves fairly slow and methodically as to not frighten them. Without words he's telling them he's on their side. His actions has already defined the slayer.
He's totally masculine af but with a hint of grace, stoicism and fortitude. almost gentlemen like behavior.
No, you can't just shoot a hole through mars!
Doomslayer: *angry silence*
Guard:You can’t be here! Uh...
Slayer: I like this gun, I’m taking it.
Guard:You can’t just-
Slayer:I said *I’m taking it.*
Guard:piss pants.
"DID I STUTTER?"
*give me your gun*
i love how there's that one scientist that is a huge fan
Random guy: I’m not afraid of this guy
*Karma:* sending Doom Guy
UAC Guard: That guy doesn't scare me I'd like to see him try
Doom slayer: *SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT SOMEONE WAS TALKING SHIT*
@@GalacticFox32
Guard: *I'M NOT THE BRIGHTEST BULB IN THE SHED*
7:40 "Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?"
*presses button with rage*