10 Worst Video Game Console Knockoffs

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  • @MartyTheGamer
    @MartyTheGamer 9 років тому +1034

    Lets all have a minute of silence for the poor kids who's parents bought these things for them, thinking they are what they wanted.

    • @LemonadAllOverThePlace
      @LemonadAllOverThePlace 9 років тому +36

      Sniff sniff. Let these knock offs be burnt and give the children the real deal.

    • @IrishKyokushin
      @IrishKyokushin 9 років тому +33

      That and well meaning parents. I remember when I lived in Ny I used to shop at the old music and electronics store at the Queens Center Mall this guy came in with a Polystation (because it looked exactly like the PS1 but when you open the disc top there is a cartridge slot) looking for Playstation games. Queens Blvd between Macy's (what is now a Target and other shops iirc) used to be a haven for guys selling stuff like that. Poor guy (He was Mexican I believe so his English probably good enough to understand what he was buying) probably spent more money on that thing than what he would have on a real PS-1.

    • @theterrywillett
      @theterrywillett 9 років тому +3

      +MartyTheGamer i know, poor buggers

    • @1717-p6k
      @1717-p6k 9 років тому +13

      I bought a psp clone called PVP ......only got to play it in the store

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 9 років тому +15

      +MartyTheGamer That's awful, the makers of these should be ashamed of themselves. Also because the consoles are just bad.

  • @kurtswech8456
    @kurtswech8456 5 років тому +155

    I miss this old danger dolan. He's now just another reddit channel. This was the shit.

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 3 роки тому +17

      Same. I also miss when it was just him, Hellbent and Shima, now there's a bunch of random characters they keep adding

    • @nathanrogers2909
      @nathanrogers2909 Рік тому

      I miss them too

    • @Kenzar23
      @Kenzar23 Рік тому

      I miss when people didn't bitch so much😑

  • @anothga
    @anothga 10 років тому +499

    "Game Theory Admiral"
    I guess it's just a theory. A *game* theory.

    • @InteriorCrocodileAlligator86
      @InteriorCrocodileAlligator86 10 років тому +18

      A Game Theory of Admiral rank.

    • @therealUcxb
      @therealUcxb 10 років тому +14

      No here is how you do it: Game Theory Admiral I guess you could say it was
      (•_•)
      ( •_•)>⌐■-■
      (⌐■_■)
      A game theory
      YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH

    • @TheRaskue33
      @TheRaskue33 10 років тому

      lol xD

    • @Doom2pro
      @Doom2pro 10 років тому +1

      It's obviously a theory, PS4 didn't come from an Atari you fool!

    • @epilouge1
      @epilouge1 10 років тому +8

      Welcome back to the */SUPER AMAZING END CARD TOURNAMENT/*

  • @44bigfreeze
    @44bigfreeze 7 років тому +41

    Dad: "Timmy, what are you doing?"
    Timmy: "Oh, just playing on my I-Dong"

  • @greatpotterland
    @greatpotterland 10 років тому +332

    So yeah, as I kid, I asked my mom for a Nintendo 64
    she came back home with a knockoff console I can't even remember the name
    Apparently, when she was at the store, she asked for a Nintendo 64 but they were all out, and the guy at the store suggested that she bought the knockoff console instead, he told her that while the 64 only had one game with it and she had to buy more later, the knockoff had 1000 games in it and it was way cheaper.
    Well, turns out, we couldn't return it to the store, dad called mom a retarded bitch and they divorced.
    And now to this day I fucking hate any kind of knockoff company,

    • @killer7eleven221
      @killer7eleven221 10 років тому +49

      Shit, man. That's rough. Yet you sound like you could use this in some revenge plot against the bootleg industry..... I think I'll write something about that.

    • @greatpotterland
      @greatpotterland 10 років тому +26

      Greypes Vitis Good luck with that.
      If you ever make a book about that, call me, I'll make this book the downfall of the knockoffs.

    • @MillionTheVermillion
      @MillionTheVermillion 10 років тому +3

      Your parents divorced OVER the knockoff or was there more to it?

    • @greatpotterland
      @greatpotterland 10 років тому +60

      ***** No, my dad was being an ass to mom for a while, but when she bought the knockoff and he called her a retarded bitch she could not take it anymore and divorced him.
      Funny Fact, nowadays, mom not only knows how to differentiate a console from a knockoff, but she plays the Wii U with me.

    • @MillionTheVermillion
      @MillionTheVermillion 10 років тому +7

      ᑭᗝ††ᕮᖇϟᓰᒪᒪᗩ ᔕᕮᖇᓰᕮᔕ
      Well...I don't think I know what to say. The Wii U is good though. So...there's that.

  • @yobin3711
    @yobin3711 8 років тому +58

    My cousin had a Chintendo Vii, and he sold it to some poor fucker at a car boot sale.

  • @SillyBilly533
    @SillyBilly533 8 років тому +127

    I wonder if matpat approves number 10

  • @looker999997
    @looker999997 8 років тому +32

    I had a Polystation as a kid, it was actually a good deal because it played NES/Famicom games. By ''a million games'', they mean a million permutations of the same few dozen games. There'd be at least one for each stage of each game, and I think there were also some with cheat codes enabled or weird stuff happening. I remember one TMNT3 ''game'' where Shredder had infinite health for some reason.

    • @404User-Not-Found
      @404User-Not-Found 8 років тому

      i never had any of those but if someone was going to gift me any of those for my birthday or christmas i was just going to say: "FUCK OFF!!"

    • @goldenlotus3598
      @goldenlotus3598 6 років тому

      I wouldn't mind something like this so long as the person didn't pay much lol.

    • @smf2007
      @smf2007 2 роки тому

      I used fake white PS one silm with blue buttons that plays Famicom Games when I was kid. It uses Dendy mode (50Hz PAL).

  • @David315842
    @David315842 9 років тому +32

    A pity that Touch Dic was never ported over to the I-Dong.

  • @Ozzyferus
    @Ozzyferus 10 років тому +216

    For people who really cannot afford a Xbox, PS, Nintendo. Having this from your parents is different.
    When i was young we cannot afford to buy a Playstation. In young age we already aware of that. And one day when mama came home with a polystation, it was different, the joy and happiness. We guys its about appreciation. I remember how fun it was to play the baseball games, duck hunt, mario, charlie, spy vs spy (2 players), etc.
    Having this cheap knockoff is something i never regret so thanks mom for everything.

    • @xXiAmThePro08Xx02
      @xXiAmThePro08Xx02 10 років тому

      Opinion a bit spoiled

    • @xXiAmThePro08Xx02
      @xXiAmThePro08Xx02 10 років тому

      IZi have a play station 4.

    • @Ozzyferus
      @Ozzyferus 9 років тому +74

      Cayden Black no she was not fooled. ther is no plan of buying a console for $375 which we cant afford that time. so basiclly she bought what she can buy best a $40 polystation. maybe we arent rich but we know how to appriciate things.

    • @concept2872
      @concept2872 9 років тому +12

      Kaibigang Ozzie Why buy real food? A rock with the right lighting and smacked across your head will make you believe you are eating a feast!

    • @Ozzyferus
      @Ozzyferus 9 років тому +51

      Concept haha. coz food keeps you alive. and if gaming keeps you alive then pay for it real good. in my case gaming is just a part of life and not life it self.

  • @mrcupcake5309
    @mrcupcake5309 3 місяці тому +3

    Coming back to this video hit differently. I cant believe its been all these years already.

  • @exoz6771
    @exoz6771 8 років тому +128

    ahh Polystation~...I remembered when I had a final exam during middle school and ask my parent for PS1 if I get a good grades but instead they got me the Polystation...I throw a tantrum so hard back then because my parent can't differentiate the PS1 and the Polystation...then again can't really blame them back then internet wasn't a thing so we lack of info and apparently my parent got scammed I found out that my parent were trying to find the cheapest PS1 and the scammer was selling Polystation instead making my parents believe it was the same thing...still I take what I can get...it wasn't the best thing but I enjoyed Polystation as a kid

    • @exoz6771
      @exoz6771 8 років тому +11

      ***** I won't go that far bro besides the seller is the real prick here tricking customers that they're the same thing

    • @benconway9010
      @benconway9010 8 років тому +2

      Ijat Munir well said its not their fault unless they really did know wat console and thought fuck are we getting him the ps1 and said the polystaition instead hahaha lol lol epic just kidding:-)

    • @rizkaarifiandi5670
      @rizkaarifiandi5670 8 років тому +5

      chill out bro, you did the right thing back then, its not your parent's fault

    • @pulpil10
      @pulpil10 8 років тому

      Ijat Munir i scam your parents

    • @pulpil10
      @pulpil10 8 років тому +1

      ***** u still a kid stupid fuck

  • @Larry
    @Larry 10 років тому +192

    I got a Game Theory Admiral, The best thing by far about it is the hilarious Engrish instructions!!!
    I really should do a video on it someday!!! :)

    • @thesilverspooner
      @thesilverspooner 10 років тому +4

      You should do a collab review with Ashens of that thing

    • @miffedakko9312
      @miffedakko9312 10 років тому +1

      Larry, huge fan of you and ashens

    • @Golemoid
      @Golemoid 10 років тому +6

      That's just a theory... GAME THEORY.... admiral.

    • @ITSTIMETOSTOP
      @ITSTIMETOSTOP 10 років тому +3

      Larry, you're fucking everywhere.

    • @Larry
      @Larry 10 років тому +6

      Quiffs4Lunch
      I offered to lend him it, but he declined! He doesn't want to touch Famiclones for some reason.

  • @alphabulblax1649
    @alphabulblax1649 9 років тому +58

    #10 is just a Theory.
    A GAME THEORY!

    • @Blackshadow164
      @Blackshadow164 9 років тому

      C'mon man

    • @thatguy_apu
      @thatguy_apu 9 років тому +4

      Alpha Bulblax thanks for watching..............................
      welcome back to the *SUPER AMAZING END CARD TOURNAMENT*

    • @Violettica5000
      @Violettica5000 9 років тому

      Lorenz Barnet This time, Boobs or Chest Hair! Take your pick!

    • @corporalcorgi4948
      @corporalcorgi4948 9 років тому

      Nameyo Dosindier boobies :D

    • @thatguy_apu
      @thatguy_apu 9 років тому

      yep,good ol bewbs

  • @azershotgun
    @azershotgun 9 років тому +46

    6:24 I can recognize that brown sofa anywhere

    • @TheJStew-ql6xv
      @TheJStew-ql6xv 9 років тому +7

      Billy H. ashens!!!!

    • @lucasmachain
      @lucasmachain 9 років тому +6

      +Billy H. yeaaapp....ashens sofa xD

    • @Sweets_Core
      @Sweets_Core 9 років тому +1

      It's practically iconic.

    • @happydorkgirl
      @happydorkgirl 9 років тому

      My head was screaming, "ASHENS DID IT" for the entire video. This picture soothed me.

    • @terrorix2097
      @terrorix2097 9 років тому

      +Billy H. Nothing better than poly station by Ashens

  • @ferrarienzo6544
    @ferrarienzo6544 8 років тому +157

    Polystation VS PX3600 Console Wars

  • @IronPiedmont
    @IronPiedmont 10 років тому +246

    I find it difficult to believe that these consoles actually exist.

    • @gabrielneto335
      @gabrielneto335 10 років тому +22

      At least the polystation really exist, my friend has one! xD

    • @Zedek
      @Zedek 10 років тому +11

      PolyStation and the other, older ones are out for a long time. In a 1999/2000 gaming magazine there were undercover detectives buying the PolyStation and others at a second hand shop in Hamburg, Germany to find plagiatism for the copyright holders. Back then I laughed about the cartridge slots in the would-be CD drives.

    • @Zaygir
      @Zaygir 10 років тому +14

      I know for a fact the Vii exists, my sister-in-law has one that her mom gave her. Her mom likes to buy knock-off items.

    • @zyad48
      @zyad48 10 років тому +2

      you and me both XD

    • @acrateoftunas8093
      @acrateoftunas8093 10 років тому +10

      ThEsHaDoW 343 *Sigh* Really can't believe people are still fighting for either side considering both are virtually the same and PC trumps both after a year. *sigh again*

  • @anarcho-pingu
    @anarcho-pingu 10 років тому +91

    6:25 Nice Ashens screenshot

    • @DrN1nja
      @DrN1nja 10 років тому +2

      Yea I recognized that too!

    • @mukmewx
      @mukmewx 10 років тому +2

      haha, i was going to say that, but figured i'd better check to see if you said it first!

    • @TrickyMario7654
      @TrickyMario7654 9 років тому +1

      Same i saw that too.

    • @pswitch9553
      @pswitch9553 9 років тому +15

      It's quite easy to identify. Reason: brown sofa

    • @AKiddo1996
      @AKiddo1996 9 років тому +6

      Svetoslav Atanasov
      *Do da, do da, do da doo* Hello!

  • @Violettica5000
    @Violettica5000 9 років тому +369

    The iDong. We at Fapple have been working to create the perfect combination of fleshlight and vibrator, and we have accomplished it.
    Edit: Somehow, this is my best comment yet. Thanks, guys.

    • @absolutetrash8118
      @absolutetrash8118 9 років тому +4

      TAKE MEH MONEY!!! I WANT ONE ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

    • @hallosx2
      @hallosx2 9 років тому +2

      Nameyo Dosindier XDDD *throws money at you*

    • @tommysnowy3068
      @tommysnowy3068 9 років тому +1

      Nameyo Dosindier Stfu and take my money

    • @leal1251
      @leal1251 9 років тому +12

      ......realy.......what is next TampBox 360 made by micro-stuff

    • @hallosx2
      @hallosx2 9 років тому

      Vedran Matergames lol XD

  • @mitchsorrenstein5186
    @mitchsorrenstein5186 9 років тому +44

    I actually had a 'PolyStation' before. My parents surprised me because they thought i had good grades.. I was excited because I don't need to rent a PSone (third world country problems) to play. When I opened it tho.... Que Horror

    • @yeetonaut7945
      @yeetonaut7945 7 років тому +6

      Same here. I also belong to Third-worldland and my first console ever was a pirated PS2 with a pirated copy of Sonic Riders. Fun

    • @casty59aj
      @casty59aj 4 роки тому

      I got a Funstation (PS1 Famicom system) for new years when I was 11, wild times man....

    • @Killerxrated
      @Killerxrated 4 роки тому

      @Jorge Shouldn’t be grateful for trash wannabes

  • @DrachenIvy
    @DrachenIvy 9 років тому +95

    "Game Theory Admiral" we got a Game Theory fan right here

    • @mzdesert126
      @mzdesert126 9 років тому +7

      muffineevee Matt would be happy . he could even make a game theory about these .

    • @Birch_ON
      @Birch_ON 9 років тому +1

      muffineevee lol #MattPatRocks

    • @goldfalconauthegoldfalcon4289
      @goldfalconauthegoldfalcon4289 9 років тому

      OnlineBirch FTW so much no

    • @Ethan-ed3oi
      @Ethan-ed3oi 9 років тому +2

      But that's just a theory

    • @DrachenIvy
      @DrachenIvy 9 років тому +2

      Epic Gaming A game theory.

  • @randomsmurf2294
    @randomsmurf2294 10 років тому +7

    "At Christmas, what kind of kid asks for an i-Dong?"
    ...
    *Whistles innocently*

  • @jobuuumajors3542
    @jobuuumajors3542 8 років тому +24

    8-bit game? I thought you said it had dazzling 3D graphics? Fillip make up your goddamn mind!

  • @casanova7241
    @casanova7241 4 роки тому +7

    I miss you Dolan

  • @joshthomas6667
    @joshthomas6667 10 років тому +172

    And everybody thought that Xbox, and Playstation were ripping each other off.... This proves that console wars is over!

    • @joshthomas6667
      @joshthomas6667 10 років тому +1

      XD

    • @sn-vf1fr
      @sn-vf1fr 10 років тому +3

      MLPfan josh Words can have multiple definitions, dumbass.

    • @joshthomas6667
      @joshthomas6667 10 років тому +4

      Dr. Robuttnic Anyhow, why do you go around judging people? I am who I am, not who you want me to be. Now leave me alone. So, obviously you're the dumbass.

    • @sn-vf1fr
      @sn-vf1fr 10 років тому +2

      MLPfan josh Why do you go around spamming your fandom everywhere?

    • @joshthomas6667
      @joshthomas6667 10 років тому +6

      Dr. Robuttnic I can't wait to rip my eyes out and look at you
      Peace through pain is precious especially when its done by you
      Itching is the pulse inside
      Creeping out to come alive
      It's just doing what its going to do
      Times are looking grim these days
      Holding onto everything
      It's hard to draw the line
      And I'm, I'm hiding in this empty space
      Tortured by my memories of what I've left behind
      I do not spam fandom. Seems as if I am more mature than you, since I accept everyone for their own opinion in life. You have a lot of learning to do, if you intend on making it far in life. I don't care of what you have to say about me, because you obviously don't understand that this is *NOT* your world. The day you actually understand that, you'll know what I'm talking about. Also, why do you +1 your every comment?

  • @Tr3nox
    @Tr3nox 7 років тому +7

    I laughed out loud several times watching this, I wish Danger Dolan were more than a reoccurring guest voice on his own show nowadays.

  • @DaltonGoesSlow
    @DaltonGoesSlow 10 років тому +14

    you can say top 10 videos are lame and uncreative, but DD always presents new and interesting information and his style is pleasing.

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 10 років тому

      except for the last part when he shouts... you're right, this guy narrates in a interesing way

  • @lesgo5407
    @lesgo5407 2 роки тому +5

    Remember watching this in middle school good times

  • @Badbufon
    @Badbufon 10 років тому +95

    i grew up playing famiclones, yeah, i know they are cheesy, but when your parents cant afford a real nintendo because is so friking expensive in your country (right now, wiiu is at 700 dolars), you are really glad you can play mario on those things.

    • @me56ize
      @me56ize 10 років тому

      Wii u is not 700 dollars lol.

    • @Badbufon
      @Badbufon 10 років тому +38

      in my country is, duh. i have to buy mine from USA for half the price (shipped included).

    • @danm22
      @danm22 10 років тому +90

      Diego Banega you gotta love the people that don't realize there is a world outside their oyster, right XD

    • @Mr_Fancypants
      @Mr_Fancypants 10 років тому +3

      Have you tried emulators on the internet?

    • @Badbufon
      @Badbufon 10 років тому +21

      20 years ago there were no emulators on the internet,

  • @benjaminsousa7657
    @benjaminsousa7657 8 років тому +70

    I got a PS4 commercial while starting this

    • @SpecterPaladin
      @SpecterPaladin 8 років тому

      best comment section consversation ever

    • @georgequinnell9506
      @georgequinnell9506 8 років тому +2

      I got no commercials because fuck their profit.

    • @Raphe9000
      @Raphe9000 8 років тому

      The Poly station 4 sucks WTH man

    • @benconway9010
      @benconway9010 8 років тому

      Lexi Adams I got an irritating ad which i could skip with in5 secs but5 secs is to fucking long to wait I want to skip right away ads r a plague that need to b destroyed lol

    • @sergiofls7623
      @sergiofls7623 8 років тому

      Rouge sniper Ben I got a chopsticks ad

  • @evilfangs
    @evilfangs 9 років тому +16

    In all my years gaming I have never heard of these knockoff consoles.

    • @dbzfanitic
      @dbzfanitic 9 років тому

      You can usually find them in the more "out of the way" stores. Usually the places consoles thrive and shine at are the large dollar stores. That's where I ran into most of them (though aside from Poly, all the ones I've seen in my lifetime were made for the sole purpose of emulating SNES games. On one side it's not that terrible since it's like emulation but with more nostalgia.)
      Long story short you go somewhere shady enough / big enough dollar store you're guaranteed to run into these.

    • @vulturearmy3780
      @vulturearmy3780 9 років тому

      It's becuz they are so bad

  • @MULTIAPPLECATZRULEMLP
    @MULTIAPPLECATZRULEMLP 8 років тому +36

    DOLAN!? Oh wait, this was made over a year ago.
    ...

    • @gilbertorecendis
      @gilbertorecendis 8 років тому +9

      That moment when you thought dolan was back.

    • @_HatsuneMikuYT
      @_HatsuneMikuYT 8 років тому +1

      +BOSSGAMING he still does videos

    • @shirazc9754
      @shirazc9754 8 років тому +1

      +ImpressiveMcGamer yeah but he's rarely in them :(

    • @MrNastytrucker44
      @MrNastytrucker44 8 років тому +3

      ya, Dolan has turned into a recluse and hired annoying dicks to read a script. I liked the original channel a lot better

    • @OliverVerandus
      @OliverVerandus 8 років тому +1

      ...

  • @dreamEnd
    @dreamEnd 9 років тому +33

    Did Chintendo Vii seriously creates an moe anthropomorphism mascot for their product?
    Now that's dedication.

    • @kaziislam2785
      @kaziislam2785 9 років тому +2

      SpectreAmazing It's possible that they copied that off of a bad manga. Plus, it's actually a little decent that they made actual games for that thing.

    • @johnathantestimonial2921
      @johnathantestimonial2921 9 років тому +8

      It's too high quality, probably stole it

    • @alexm8437
      @alexm8437 9 років тому +3

      +Frozen Irish Banana I bet they got it from a hentai and plastid vii on it

    • @zacharybrown2683
      @zacharybrown2683 9 років тому

      LOL

    • @supersonicbros23
      @supersonicbros23 9 років тому

      +SpectreAmazing Or money to pay a commisionist from deviantart.

  • @WolfStreak
    @WolfStreak 10 років тому +9

    I love the sarcasm, Dolan. It's like an art.

    • @neverunnie
      @neverunnie 10 років тому +1

      That's so true! XD

  • @NikoZguri
    @NikoZguri 2 роки тому +5

    from great UA-camr to a Reddit mod..... we need the OG Dolan back

  • @spangull6133
    @spangull6133 4 роки тому +6

    i miss these times so much... took them for granted

  • @Moldeyawsome12
    @Moldeyawsome12 10 років тому +151

    Where is the Xbone One?

    • @HGShurtugal
      @HGShurtugal 10 років тому +12

      its not a knock off

    • @PunaSinappi
      @PunaSinappi 10 років тому +29

      HG Shurtugal Still shit

    • @HGShurtugal
      @HGShurtugal 10 років тому +9

      L
      don't forget the ps3 did bad at first too

    • @bencoolnz
      @bencoolnz 10 років тому +9

      HG Shurtugal thats the joke

    • @HGShurtugal
      @HGShurtugal 10 років тому +5

      *****
      i dont like jokes

  • @acfreak55
    @acfreak55 9 років тому +467

    Perfect for children with no necks

  • @Terumimi
    @Terumimi 8 років тому +15

    "...to empty a grand dads wallet"
    GRAND DAD
    FLEENSTOHNZ!?

  • @DC.....
    @DC..... 5 років тому +3

    Kid knocks on door
    Mother opens door
    Kid: Hi
    Mother: Oh hi
    Kid: I'm here to play with Joey
    Mother: Joey your little friends here
    Joey: Hi man
    Kids walk off and pass Joey's dad sitting on the lounge
    Dad:Where are you too off too
    Joey: We are going to my room to play with my Dong
    Dad: Have fun boys... Wait what

  • @CipherSister
    @CipherSister 8 років тому +74

    0:14 but hey, it's just a theory, A GAME THEORY

  • @Kermit_the_DILF
    @Kermit_the_DILF 10 років тому +6

    I like the humor that he puts into his videos, but hey what do I know I'm just a raccoon

  • @SolidSonicTH
    @SolidSonicTH 9 років тому +12

    Lost it at the "iDong".

    • @elisttm
      @elisttm 9 років тому +1

      Needs to be in a "Try not to Laugh!" Video.

  • @brandonperez5697
    @brandonperez5697 2 роки тому +3

    6 years ago this was the OG version of danger Dolan now today 6 years later he is a Redditor mod now

  • @ricardoparente5824
    @ricardoparente5824 8 років тому +8

    5:00 is the moment where I had to pause and laugh.

  • @jongustafson7655
    @jongustafson7655 10 років тому +42

    But it's just a theory... A GAME THEORY ADMIRAL!

    • @nikolasholly6007
      @nikolasholly6007 10 років тому

      I see what u did there clever

    • @jongustafson7655
      @jongustafson7655 10 років тому

      SushiPotato Productions oh hey a potato

    • @nikolasholly6007
      @nikolasholly6007 10 років тому

      I am also a sushi roll no one remembers the sushi roll

    • @jongustafson7655
      @jongustafson7655 10 років тому

      SushiPotato Productions NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE SUSI ROLL!

    • @nikolasholly6007
      @nikolasholly6007 10 років тому

      38 they taste so good though how could people forger about them

  • @foxy3653
    @foxy3653 8 років тому +10

    But hey, that's just a theory admiral, A GAME THEORY ADMIRAL!

  • @Keagan14541
    @Keagan14541 8 років тому +1

    4:30 I love how it's the same kid on the front of the box holding a gun and a controller XD

  • @Nordanix
    @Nordanix 10 років тому +14

    Title says "10 Worst Video Game Console Knockoffs" but description says "..we count 15 of the worst blatant console clones ever to empty your granddad's wallet"

    • @nonsenceman
      @nonsenceman 10 років тому +4

      Having top 10 in the title is better for searches. I am pretty sure he knows that there is 15.

    • @I_Am_Wasabi_Man
      @I_Am_Wasabi_Man 10 років тому

      Same thing.

  • @gedaman
    @gedaman 8 років тому +6

    These knockoffs make me sad.

  • @Dartanius100
    @Dartanius100 10 років тому +4

    I LOVE YOU DANGER DOLAN!

  • @deredere-sama5995
    @deredere-sama5995 4 роки тому +2

    An absolute relic from the past!

  • @argentorangeok6224
    @argentorangeok6224 9 років тому +4

    Chintendo sounds like a controller made for paraplegics.

  • @imehandle
    @imehandle 9 років тому +204

    I-Dong... every girls dream

    • @TheJavonplayer
      @TheJavonplayer 9 років тому

      2goXD wow!

    • @Jjunior130
      @Jjunior130 9 років тому +11

      javon player very dream, much dong, such girls, wow

    • @imehandle
      @imehandle 9 років тому

      Jjunior130 haha :D

    • @kululu99
      @kululu99 9 років тому +7

      Jjunior130 Nahh nahh you did it wrong its, SUCH SEXY, VERY GIRLS, MUCH DONGS, MANY WOW!

    • @Swixu
      @Swixu 9 років тому +1

      Tom C So you think all girls care about is Penis like really all girls don't care about sex.

  • @dylanrivera2244
    @dylanrivera2244 5 років тому +5

    For Christmas, I asked for a mini nes. My grandmother got a knockoff that to be fair looked like an nes but the controller had 2 extra red buttons and it had over 700 bootleg games that for 90% of all the games were just copy and pasted. I eventually got the real thing, but I kept the knockoff for my grandmothers sake.

  • @fuckmann5339
    @fuckmann5339 5 років тому +1

    Wow...
    The sarcasm in this video is TRULY remarkable.

  • @dfx13productions47
    @dfx13productions47 5 років тому +4

    I miss this old style of Dolan

  • @BlkKidWithTheGlasses
    @BlkKidWithTheGlasses 10 років тому +25

    Imagine opening this as a present for christmas. Damn

    • @ThePC007
      @ThePC007 10 років тому

      Imagine you're a grandma and your grandson asked for a PS4 and you saw this, thinking it was a PS4 and you thought your grandson would be really happy when he sees it, but he's not. D:

    • @MrPyroguru
      @MrPyroguru 10 років тому

      ThePC007 A child's worst nightmare! LOL!

    • @VidzOnComputer
      @VidzOnComputer 10 років тому

      I don't have to imagine it I did get one for Christmas, I would have preferred fruit cake instead of this junk; worst Christmas ever ...

  • @SniperWalrus
    @SniperWalrus 10 років тому +6

    6:33
    GJ ripping off Ashens for Screenshots.

  • @YoutubeChannel-oq6ss
    @YoutubeChannel-oq6ss 7 років тому +1

    0:20 ROOFTOP LIKE WE BRINGIN 88 BACK! ~ Nas

  • @cjewp4720
    @cjewp4720 8 років тому +81

    it disgusts me how many boot legs there are >:(

  • @Myhousemy1
    @Myhousemy1 10 років тому +5

    I found one called "Fifa 200" The boxart had kids playing soccer and a floating gun . The box boasted about having a realistic hero game. It looked like a playstation and had a light gun, and a cartridge port that does jack chicken shit. On the box it claimed to have 999 built in games but when you put it on your screen it said it had 999999999 games. The games consisted of Mario (the hero game), Fifa, Olympic games, Hurdles (which was the first level in olympic games), Long Jump (Which is the second level), Fancy Mario (Which is Mario), and Moon Mario (Which is also Mario). These games repeated with a three digit code at the end over and over and over.

  • @dn7685
    @dn7685 9 років тому +5

    I feel bad for any kid that got one of these for their birthday or Christmas.

  • @ghastly6044
    @ghastly6044 7 років тому

    this is now my favorite channel related to planet dolan

  • @cake4brains728
    @cake4brains728 8 років тому +9

    Oh boy I can't wait for the poly station 4 XD

  • @sandwich2473
    @sandwich2473 10 років тому +7

    You say SEGA like Yahtzee's friend, Gabe.

    • @I_Am_Wasabi_Man
      @I_Am_Wasabi_Man 10 років тому +1

      Probably because they're both Australian. :P

    • @sandwich2473
      @sandwich2473 10 років тому

      Lawler Brawler I guess.

    • @RawrImHere
      @RawrImHere 10 років тому

      SeeGah is best way to say SayGah :D

    • @anibalogh6092
      @anibalogh6092 10 років тому

      ***** I say SayGah since I'm British.

    • @Jackofspades180
      @Jackofspades180 10 років тому

      In Australia advertisements used to pronounce it like that.

  • @cydonianknight2945
    @cydonianknight2945 10 років тому +4

    It's just a theory. A game theory!
    admiral.

  • @ci7210
    @ci7210 4 роки тому +2

    Classic Danger Dolan. The best Dolan

  • @RealRustled
    @RealRustled 10 років тому +15

    Well.. At least this used to be a WoW channel.

    • @d4nniedark0
      @d4nniedark0 10 років тому +4

      That's DDguides.

    • @RealRustled
      @RealRustled 10 років тому +1

      Nevieth PC Games I don't think he does. Lol

    • @d4nniedark0
      @d4nniedark0 10 років тому

      Oh shit hahah sorry guys 😂😂

    • @breka3482
      @breka3482 10 років тому +1

      I love the new direction that this channel has gone through it is getting extremely repetitive just for wow

    • @jemilourimi1577
      @jemilourimi1577 10 років тому

      He already said there not much to talk about WoW anymore right now so he does other videos.

  • @lennyfaceg3tr3kt
    @lennyfaceg3tr3kt 9 років тому +21

    i-dong more like i-expanddong

  • @pierceyu4546
    @pierceyu4546 8 років тому +10

    I would rather buy a 2nd hand PS 1 or SNES

  • @keeweefroot2692
    @keeweefroot2692 4 роки тому +1

    This channel is so ancient

  • @IoNs.Stonio
    @IoNs.Stonio 10 років тому +4

    Ahh the Chintendo, can't wait till they release Super Blario Brothers 3, and The Ledger of Zeldna: A Wink to the blast, and if you really get lucky you may find a copy of Marsbound.

  • @mattboy5296
    @mattboy5296 8 років тому +11

    Game Theory Admiral... Does MatPat anything to do with that?

  • @MishaLaGrange
    @MishaLaGrange 10 років тому +12

    i would feel bad for a kid who may get this as a Christmas gift

    • @karanbhakta2665
      @karanbhakta2665 10 років тому

      Mw too............... ;(

    • @olebart7280
      @olebart7280 10 років тому

      But at last he get one many people dont get anything for chrismas

    • @JesseWhiteman117
      @JesseWhiteman117 10 років тому +4

      Some blind grandma decides to buy their grandson a "Super Megaton IV" when he actually asked for a PS4. That would be depressing to watch.

    • @Sodasaman
      @Sodasaman 10 років тому

      Jesse Pinkman Because he did not get the console he wanted. much sad such depressing

  • @OfficialIvy2006
    @OfficialIvy2006 3 роки тому +2

    0:13 Never Knew That Someone Could Be A MatPat Hater.

  • @edwardvolway5669
    @edwardvolway5669 8 років тому +13

    is it just me or does i-dong sound awfully wrong?

    • @frank-staphorsius
      @frank-staphorsius 5 років тому

      The I-dong Sounds awfully terrible to anyone. Except China 😂

  • @TheFringes.
    @TheFringes. 9 років тому +5

    I asked for an I-Dong for Christmas, instead I got a shitty $1300 gaming rig :(

  • @therealbosstopob4l974
    @therealbosstopob4l974 9 років тому +24

    I was expecting a PCP (psp knock off)

    • @akeembrown7661
      @akeembrown7661 9 років тому

      Acid!

    • @mrelevenerxi
      @mrelevenerxi 9 років тому

      +akeem Brown DMT!

    • @akeembrown7661
      @akeembrown7661 9 років тому

      mrelevener xi ?Did I take your comment? XD

    • @sherrynoff
      @sherrynoff 9 років тому

      tbh the mini polystation is like the same thing

    • @NukTap
      @NukTap 9 років тому +1

      "look out! that man's on PCP! when in reality you're more likely to be sitting in a room alone carving your own face off"

  • @blackice9088
    @blackice9088 6 років тому +2

    Young boy: Dad, Dad, I want an I-Dong for Christmas!
    Dad: Son, we need to have a talk....

  • @umadbro5537
    @umadbro5537 10 років тому +7

    Sony should just sue the people who made the polystation for the fun of it.

  • @bluecutipy1
    @bluecutipy1 8 років тому +4

    The I dong looks great said no one ever

    • @und4287
      @und4287 5 років тому

      It looks like a cross between the Kinect and 2 cable boxes

  • @xiv1496
    @xiv1496 8 років тому +6

    i think that poly station 3 controller was specially designed for trump

  • @sithro3961
    @sithro3961 8 років тому +2

    at 5:52 he said my name, Genesis. DYINGGG!!!!!

  • @Kosovar_Chicken
    @Kosovar_Chicken 10 років тому +8

    when r u gonna make a new wow discussion?

  • @hubert3704
    @hubert3704 7 років тому +3

    Saddly, I have PolyStation...

    • @morganmorris4285
      @morganmorris4285 7 років тому

      Cool Slender I play mine and I kinda like it

    • @und4287
      @und4287 5 років тому

      Smash it.

  • @wooferjr169
    @wooferjr169 8 років тому +5

    I used to haz lots of fun with the Idong!!!

  • @khairul595one
    @khairul595one 2 місяці тому +1

    That thumbnail is my childhood. Everyone with ps1. me playing Pikachu bros like crazy on that thing. My tv turn screen turns green.

  • @Oqwert
    @Oqwert 10 років тому +6

    Super Megason owner here xD

    • @Oqwert
      @Oqwert 10 років тому

      ***** In a Chinese bazaar

    • @FLASHTHEF0X
      @FLASHTHEF0X 10 років тому

      CATBUG!!!!! ....sorry

  • @an00chi
    @an00chi 10 років тому +8

    aschen's sofa and hands :D

  • @andreleblanc2833
    @andreleblanc2833 8 років тому +3

    the Atari controller ports were used for the Sega genesis?

  • @lilboyisis1323
    @lilboyisis1323 8 років тому

    I laughed so hard when he said "IT LITERALLY FITS IN YOUR HAND", some of the creations people make in this world are so funny ahahah

  • @i_am__warrior4706
    @i_am__warrior4706 4 роки тому +3

    Whaat happen to u Dolan

  • @xjsvg
    @xjsvg 8 років тому +9

    When Danger Dolan was actually good

  • @donevinfrownfelter9434
    @donevinfrownfelter9434 7 років тому +4

    beats ps4 and Xbox one and PC?,I'm buying the super megason 4 right noe

  • @monicesharde4113
    @monicesharde4113 9 років тому

    LoL your review is hilariously descriptive. The accent makes it even better

  • @welshwidgetman2o1o76
    @welshwidgetman2o1o76 10 років тому +4

    I can't imagine *anybody* actually BUYING any of this shit.

  • @rangerclose9114
    @rangerclose9114 10 років тому +4

    GUYS!!! The chintendo v 2 is coming out its wayyyy better then the x station 3600

    • @Sodasaman
      @Sodasaman 10 років тому +2

      i-dong master race

  • @Saoodisticall
    @Saoodisticall 8 років тому +42

    all these consoles beat the xbox 1

  • @negasonicteenagewarhead7343
    @negasonicteenagewarhead7343 9 років тому

    i-Dong....
    ....I can't help but burst into fits of giggles at this one lol