A Crap Guide to Final Fantasy XIV - Healers
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- Опубліковано 24 сер 2024
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You forgot the #1 reason to go healer:
instant queues
Not as instant as a tank tbh
@@EvanFarshadow maybe not now, but when everyone went on the gunbreaker hype train tank queue was as long as dps queue
Wasn't expecting to see you here
@Schay Dragneel @TrueKingOfTheWolves I can queue or q but I never qué, only villians do that
also, Sage is coming right? Does that mean tank queue is gonna get even better and healer queue worse?
I've still had some hour long queues as both probably depends on time of day or something.
Remember: The only point of HP that matters is the last one.
Simultaneously bad advice and really good advice.
If only I can get my paladin friend to realize that. Who cares if you deal more damage if you have a full HP, my aetherflow is almost of cd and I still have two charges to burn on dps!
Unless you're fighting the guy from wanderers palace hard
Except for DRK. Because their invuln still puts you to 0HP ; _ ;
That's the rule in fighting games tho. Not over til you are knocked out so long as you have 1 all other damage is 'bonus.'
Healers: For when your idea of relaxing is trying to keep several suicidal toddlers from sticking forks in the wall sockets while also accomplishing chores.
That one dps that keeps eating up aoe and getting vulnerability stacks on
@@Bismarck9871 I'll be sure to res him when I get a 6 second window where I have absolutely nothing better to do.
@@NickK1291 so never?
@@TheJamacaneseNerd04231996 Now you're thinkin' like a WHM
You did it, you boiled down the healer experience in every game down to it's essentials
"Healers are supposed to heal!"
We call ourselves a "healer" because we heal allies and send enemies to ER
I picked thaumaturgy first cause I want to have black mage as one of my available jobs, but I also wanna grab a healer job too cause I too enjoy holding the lives of my allies in my hands
@@arcaniumdragon2444 White mage is the most straightforward, scholar is pretty fucking Janky but it’s also arguably the strongest if you can play around that, and Astro has very strong raid buffs and a lot of pretty animations. The new healer coming out is not gonna be available To you for a while because it requires level 70 and by then you should probably have a good grasp on what you want to play but it has a similar role in the party to a scholar.
Sometimes medicine is painful.
Like chemotherapy. Or amputations.
@@CdrChaos I've said it before, and I'll say it again, you have to be a bit bloodthirsty to want to heal people. Because sometimes that requires stabbing the shit out of someone and sticking your hands into the hole you just opened in their chest, or just straight up cutting off their limbs.
Sure, you're keeping them alive, but doing that can get messy and violent at times.
@@althelor I kind of already said that.
As a tank main, I can confirm healers aren't sweet, innocent individuals who use their powers to help others, they're cruel sadistic bastards who are fully aware that you're entirely dependent on them to survive and would drop you without a moments hesitation
It's mutual dependency. They keep us alive so they don't get beaten to death.
The moment a healer gives me sass, I stop trying to aggro mobs and walk away. Yeah, I might die too and get the rest of the group to hate me, but at least I let that snooty punk with a god complex remember what's its like to be ganked by 8 mobs at once with nothing to protect them but some cloth and a bargin bin stick.
I'm a paladin, I'm my own healer
*Laughs in Paladin* I've literally kept myself and 1 other DPS up through multiple dungeon bosses at 80. I DEPEND ON NO ONE.
*Laughs in Warrior*. I've solo'd the last half of Eden Iconoclasm as war before just because of how stupid their self-healing is. Heck, can keep a dps alive relatively well as a war, too.
If I had a dollar for every time I had a bad tank in the party while I was healer, I could finally pay their sub
This right here
Don't worry, those tanks will say the same thing about healers. ; )
My guy, I was leveling AST while playing Heavensward and now appreciate Healers more after dealing with garbage Tanks.
No, I'll pay MY sub just to SPITE them
@@Glaswalker1001 I'd say that applies to all roles referencing the other ones in one way or another. It's just easier to notice it on healers and tanks because their performance impacts the survival of their party, whereas DPS 'only' make the fights/dungeon runs take longer (unless you are in prog and deal with enrages).
"My job is to keep you alive, not heal you." This was my entire cleric motto in DnD. Don't fuck with the healer.
"I'm your White Mage.. And no one FUCKS with the white mage.." -Little Green
@@ExileTwilight well except the raid boss when the tank is dicking around like a total asshole.
our cleric has 23 ac and our main ranged damage dealer.... its weird
@@genoshock8465 sounds pretty normal to me.
The only somewhat weird part for me is the 'main ranged damage dealer' part. Most I played with/as prefer to give personal sermons.
"The minimum number of hit points a party member needs to be at is one"
Me, a GNB "THY WILL BE DONE, BROTHER!" *presses Superbolide"
You forgot the "... after benediction" there.
I'm always worried about using it and scaring the healers 😂😭
@@KanriKaenan my favorite thing to do to a bossy healer
@@malcolmwoods7708 I made the mistake of learning and levelling my healers when GNB came out. Forgot Superbolide was a thing and couldn't figure out what happened in the 6 seconds I looked away
anything above 1lp is shielding anyway
" If you're a healer chances are you have a god complex"
Me a TF2 medic main: Yes, and your point is.
you heal ze man who will kill them
Nothin' like some bonesaw to put goons in their place who thought they could get a quick kill.
*breathes in Demoknight*
It's not a god complex if you're right!
ZA HEALING IZ NOT AZ REWARDING AZ DA HURTING
The summary of healers
"I decide when you live or die, if this battle is won or lost. That's right, I'm the white mage, AND NO BODY MESSES with the white mage"
As a paladin, I will test that one day
Healer's down, need a rez, out of mana! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
@@dustingideon5719 NO LITTLE GREEN!
@@tanks608 Josh Groban, is that you?
Harder than expected boss: "Oh, I feel real good about my life right now."
My "god complex" as a healer is mostly just my soul growing ever more bitter every time I roulette with a tank that doesn't use mitigation and gets mad when they die because I ran out of MP even after popping lucid.
I'm a lv68 SCH and even at this level, if I am running out of MP or even coming close you are absolutely blowing it as a tank. or the DPS is causing major issues and distracting you too much to do things well. it's what I'm there for, and I'll do my best, but I am definitely not gonna get yelled at if it doesn't work out lol.
Once again Jocrap will teach me everything about a game I've never played.
Same bro
Ah yes, healer DPS, or as I prefer to call it, “preventative medicine.”
Look, Support is NOT just healing. If you’re just healing, you’re doing it wrong.
@@templarw20 if they are just dpsing they're doing it wrong too. which too many healers have gotten into that mind set in roulettes
@@Chippaization I was referring to stuff like buffs, debuffs, and even mez if the class has it.
@@Chippaization in the game The Secret World (Funcom) all healer roles could, use Dps abilities too or stick to only healing ... Although the later didn't benefit them as much with resources (needed to cast finishers or even some elite abilities).
The harmacist
DPS: Healer, you suck! Uninstall the game!
Healer: So you have chosen death.
I mean, it's true. Insult your healer, and you quickly find yourself WITH NO HEALER. I mean, they're there, but it's gotta hurt when they heal everyone BUT you. Not hurt as much as the boss wailing on you, but still hurt.
@@tyrongkojy The emotional damage is enough
@@tyrongkojy 100% true.
Then press buttons better DPS monkaS
@@tyrongkojy Yep. Every healer learns really quickly just how far their heals extend and will absolutely figure out how to do their AOE heals while excluding problem players in the process. I have a three strikes system. Usually I'll heal toxic players through encounters just so we can finish shit quickly but if they're constantly taking dirt naps even with my help then eventually I'll prioritize my MP over them.
"the ability to never run out of mana"
*Cries in endwalker*
Cries in wishing the tanks would use their mitigations for once.
*"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD LILLY"*
~ when the Khorn Berserker wants to hawe a garden
"I Can't Esuna Stupid" - JoCat, 2021. Best quote of the year.
Has anyone even liked debuffs anyway?
@@PatCatzz I do... When they're on the enemy
What's really weird is whenever I'm playing healer I'm like really super self-conscious about how the rest of the party's doing so I cure everything I sit there and I see okay my teammates are poisoned cure cure cure cure cure cure cure
I prefer "I'll give you 5 mil HP to fuck off." Really drives home how fast you want the dungeon done sometimes :)
I had a samurai in my party today that asked "Esuna?" After he died to the first trash pull in Dohn Mheg. Wish I had that witty comeback in my pocket at the time.
"I can't Esuna stupid" Having played healers in MMORPGs, I can relate to this so much. T_T
Fucking hell some people
It's like they've never played the floor is LAVA.
I hypothesize that a relatively unnoticed mutation occured in the majority of the human population which rendered the brain a vestigial organ.
Edit: GD virtual keyboard.
to be fair theres no int debuffs yet
@@Steven9567 Addle
you know sage is kinda unique here as sage doesn't want to let the tank get too low unless all the enemies are almost dead, since sage lacks the tools to burst heal much. However sage toolkit is designed for heavy mititgation WHILE dealing damage that also heals the tank as you deal damage. making it the one healer all about KEEPING tank high HP WHILE dpsing, as one and the same.
Sage has the highest pot aoe and you trash those mobs pull
"Most likely to have a god complex behind main tanks, mentors and anybody who's an omnicrafter" *hides questioning my mental state as I'm all 4* This is a FANTASTIC FREAKING VIDEO! So many people refuse to believe this is remotely how a healer is. Every bit of this video is so perfect. Only thing I personally point people do on top of everything you pointed out is play a dps first and pay attention to the fights when possible.
3:30 as a healer main, that fucking aggro ping set off my flight or fight response man jesus xD
as a tank main, I didn't even think twice hearing that anymore :D
@@Hawwwlucha as a tank main. i agree and pop aoe to pull because i respect good healers.
no seriously, i'm a bad healer.
I flinched b/c I support and dps main... I'm not good at tank and tend to fill role
Dps (dragoon), I also flinched cause I thought I was about to be one shot 😆.
I flinched cause it was towards the healer and not me, I'm a tank main who actually does his job
Me watching as a main tank, mentor, and omni crafter:
well shit
so your an mvp?
@@burningbronze7555 They're an Main Mentor Omni, or MMO.
but what if you're all 4?
@@raventhorX your the most vital player?
@@burningbronze7555 never said I was. I am however working on that omnicrafter and mentor situation and I consider myself a main for both tank and heals.
I watched this video before even playing FFXIV, but I've recently gotten obsessed. The first dungeon where I took the healer role, I want you to know I was singing "DPS the bad guys!" the entire time
0:18 man I don't know if that part aged really well or really bad with Endwalker
The worst aged part is sadly the "you will never run out of mana unless you're bad". At least as of current patch, WHM, even when played optimally, is now MP-negative, so in longer raids you just get to watch your MP average very slowly drop off the face of the earth.
In my head canon this is where they got the idea.
@@WakiTheCroc what happend to white mage? (I dont play that class )
@@Bismarck9871 Thin Air was changed from a duration to a charge. This means that over a long fight (savages), a WHM will eventually run out of mana if they are trying to maintain as close to 100% uptime as possible.
@@Bismarck9871 from my friend, Thin Air used to be a skill that let you consume no MP for a duration
but now it's nerfed to 2 charges skill, each charge allows your next spell consume no MP
if you play normal contents, it's fine, your mp will be good, but even in normal raids, i can see the level my MP hovers at gradually gets lower and lower, and that's even when i use Lucid Dream constantly
"Rest in peace, Carby" hits different if you're a Puyo Puyo fan. XD
Yea but that's the Obsidian and Moonstone carbuncles. The one from Puyo Puyo is more like a sphene carbuncle.
@@mattwo7 I have no idea what that means.
The other two seem like animals the other one just is a yellow sphere.
@@metal3978 Sphene is a yellow gemstone, it's literally in the game (though raw sphene looks like a regular rock, you have to craft it with goldsmith). I thought it said "sphere" to be honest lol!
The tank is the star of the party, the healer is the stage manager.
totally agree
And dps the supporting roles
...I used to be a stage manager. This explains why I'm loving the healing classes so much, thank you lmao
As a stage manager for dance theatre surrounded by divas, I have never understood my instant draw to healer classes more than I do now.
And the red mage is the God when the healers items break halfway through the boss fight. I will remember to repair after every fight from now on.
"Slapping the b**ch who made the boo boos"
"I can't esuna stupid"
No matter how many times I hear these I always crack up like a mad man. And I consider myself to be a rather kind healer without the god complex. Unless you make my job hard on purpose. :-D
I'm a generally pretty chill healer. But if you stand in one too many AOEs after I ask you to move (black mage not in your fucking circle) I will pull you in front of a tankbuster cleave and kill both of us.
Another good one is "Rest in peace, Carbie *turns on blender*"
Why I main healer: to collect those sweet sweet commendations.
I play as a DPS and twice i have gotten commendations from the entire party first time was a light party second a full party and i was shocked seeing i got it from everyone playing as a DPS specially the second time
4:05
*scribbling in notebook*
Don't mind me, just saving that one for my raid group later.
I see another cursed conversations episode coming on
write that down! write that down!
Oh Drak... That's cursed. Looking forward to hearing this one
cant wait til Endwalker so we can have #TeamMURICA! (GNB GNB Sage Sage MCH MCH MCH MCH)
I'd like to thank Jocat for keeping me alive so I could get that 16 Vuln Stack collection. It was hard work but it paid off.
We did it, buddy!
For those curious, the run was 90% shenanigans and the other healer dared me to do it on the last boss. I, laughing too hard to see all my mitigation from previous nonsense, still said 'You're on.'
I legit just started this game as a healer yesterday. This has actually helped so much
"Like Livestreaming and hoping that everybody will come and watch."
Ok Jocat, that hits a little too close
Shen's clear and concise explanation of the event was so informative that I might actually start playing ff just to attend.
Wellyou'reinluckbecauseFinalFantasyXIVhasafreetrialuptolevel60includingthecriticallyacclaimedexpansionHeavenswardANDunlimitedplaytime!!!
@@otakushrew3770 that for playstation too?
@@Jose-ic3er yes
@@Jose-ic3er Indeed and I know this because that's where I play XIV
@@otakushrew3770 EXCELLENT
That SMN saying healers adjust that looks like larryzaur is so on point
It's totally him XD
As a healer, I can confirm many accuracies you mentioned.
A a normal meat-person, I confirm that this was hilarious.
The panicking tank casting clemency saying "I'm gonna do it" as the white mage shouts "DON'T YOU DARE" is where I cackled the hardest. Because it's true.
DON'T YOU DARE.
Yeah, I'm that kind of Paladin. I just... don't trust. "Trust me, I'll heal you!" They don't - I die. "Stop using Clemency, I'll heal you!" No.
@@ReinTenebres I'd rather the paladin use hallowed ground instead. That way they still do dmg instead of wasting time healing themselves making the pull longer.
@@Lillith-uj7tt Honestly you only use either during normal mob pulls if the healer is really shitty and/or dead. The latter one tends to happen when the heal is impatient and doesn't care about sprout tags, so runs ahead to pull more, only to die as a result.
If you however HAVE to, I'll use clemency any day. Hallowed ground is for "Oh shit" moments and waiting for it's cooldown is a pain.
I like to think of Clemency less as healing and more as mitigation... that can used on other people. I don't use it often, but I do occasionally if I think I'm being a burden on the healer. Because I'm nice. And a big boy who can look after himself for a minute if the DPS is doing big derps instead of deeps.
Healer is a lot like clerics. Damage dealers, who heal.
Yeah, like dnd clerics. Healing is a thing they can do, but they have a lot of other options as well.
If only the doing damage was interesting again
Chad Norris but then run out of spell slot and now paladin must do it instead...
@@justnoob8141 Only if you're healing every turn and/or not healing as a life domain cleric. "The lowest amount of hit points ... is 1" applies in D&D just as well!
But with Lasers! Lol
Everyone says that healers are subs, forgetting that they are the biggest doms of all, choosing who lives and dies.
Tanks are the biggest subs, they get hit and slapped and only exist to get hurt and then beg/hope they get healed.
Example 1: Ira Gamagori of Kill la Kill.
I guess I’ll play a tank then
Fuck that I’ll heal myself. Paladin for life baby
Tanks are proud subs. DPS are subs that say they’re doms because they’re insecure.
Does that make red mages switches? I th8nk it makes red mages switches.
Coming back to these videos has actually really helped me since I finally started playing other classes more often. I was a drg main for the longest time, but after hitting shb content I started branching out into different roles, and these videos have actually been super helpful with dealing with the anxiety of the responsibility of healing and tanking. Especially the comments about how keeping everyone at full health at all times is sorta a waste of time and mana considering that out of combat regen is so powerful you're pretty much guaranteed to be at full when the next fight starts. Also "dpsing is just mitigating future damage" keeps popping in my head all the time.
So seriously, thank you for these guides, I cannot express how much fun I've had trying different roles now that I can relax a bit and focus on actually learning the classes.
I have just played ff14 a few months ago and for the first time I experienced a good healer. They knew I can handle myself with WAR's healing and they just dps. It really made the clear so much faster. Thank you awsome healer from Kujata!
“Feeding them so much it’ll make an inflation artist blush in embarrassment” made me laugh louder than anything else has in months, Jesus chrisy
First thing I did was CTRL+F to find this specific comment. Lost approximately all of my shit.
hmmmmm....maybe i'll go white mage : D
0:49 just saving this scene for the laughs
Praise Twitter.
twitter.com/JoCat105/status/1413633867060236298
You're welcome.
@@Clawthorne many thanks
"Which is why the healer is the most likely party member to have a god complex right behind Maintanks, Mentors and anybody who is an Omnicrafter"
Me being all of it:" I guess im a god"
I could be a mentor, but I reject the crown out of principle, in that most mentors use it as a status symbol and nothing more, thus giving it the effective worth of a Burger King crown.
Does this make me more of a god?
@@PowerArmorV113 I accepted my crown specifically BECAUSE I wanted to make a difference for as many sprouts as I can and try to give mentors a better rep. Be the change you want to see!
As a fresh 🌱 healer I thank you for these words of wisdom
Jocat: *Posts another crap guide*
Me: *heavy breathing*
Same lol🤣
*Breathing Intensifies*
4:35 hmmm that bad DPS SMN looks awfully familiar......... 🤔
This actually works as a guide to healing and I love every second of it
Wish I could hear a full version of that "Drunken Sailor" Parody at 1:16. That's a pretty fun ditty
You know it’s good when he’s even got the reflection in the water during the intro
Always remember to thank your healer or else they will secretly plot your downfall in the most overly complex and drawn out way possible.
Or just refuse to heal you, either or
There's a difference?
You forgot being "rescued" into a hole or an AoE. On an unrelated note, it's VERY satisfying to pull off a successful Rescue.
I love that both this and the Tank Guide are actually not bad guides at all under everything. Keep it up!
Heads up for anyone who's coming back to the video and get the Lunarcon video but crap guide audio: the video gets cached or something if you've seen it before. If you watch it in a private window, it'll work fine
"I'll be a white mage!"
'To heal the wounds of your allies, and comfort all those in need in your warm embrace?'
"No, to melt the heads of the wicked in endless sorrow and despair!"
Blood for the blood lily!
D&D Cleric approves.
I became a White Mage because of the Holy spell. GET BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, BITCHES
great you can cast glare, but how about spot heal us you jerk
@@kyotheman69 TFS's arieth: out of mana.
"Ooh hoo, healers are meant to heal"
_laughs in Jester Lavorre_
Only one man can afFjord her healing.
yada yada yada i cast guiding bolt at 3rd level
Let Chaos Reign!
Thanks, Jo.
I'm new to the game and just started doing raids, and this guide helped me a lot. I even was commended by everyone.
Looking forward to the DPS guide
I really need a full song version of ‘DPS the bad guy’. Please JoCat, I fall upon my nooblie knees and implore you expand on this marvelous melody! ‘Tis like to rival the greatest ballads of the greatest bards! Truly a work of art.
OMG! YOU’RE CONTINUING THIS SERIES!?
Your tanking guid was the reason why I started ffxiv (mostly the outfit) but I still started as a paladin
For the sword and shield, baby!!!
I see, You have chosen to put your life in our healer hands~ You will be cared for..when you need it~
(Hope you've been enjoying! And GL with the later content~)
@@snickersnacker4502 lol I started with paladin. For ARR I was a tank, now I play Samurai because I feel too pressured in harder dungeons
@@sighing_tom honestly same, tank is stressful! I enjoy being a whm tho~ screaming during a rough run and trying to keep everyone alive gives me life.
@@sighing_tom Gotta collect those stickers!
*sees the summoner saying for the healers to adjust* "Oh, hi, Larry!"
The audio for the con bit is gone but the video is still there so the whole thing is desycned.
As a healer main since Realm Reborn, I say thank you for making this xD When I see other healers just doing only that and not DPSing (or when I'm playing an off class) it grates my nerves. Now, I can just send them this video! :D
I just got into this game, and your how to play tank video genuinely kinda helped. Thanks dude
Yeah between all the insults jokes and posing there is some very useful info especially for noobs. I never really got into MMOs, and i never play tanks but i gave it a go in FF14 and he is right. At least now i know why i have so many defense skills that seem to do the same thing and why i have to stagger them :)).
I used to just spam all the defense skills at once for the mini and main bosses before that video, because my thought process was that most defence at one time was a good idea, now I space them out
I'm a simple man. I see JoCat upload, I hit like.
Good man
The audio for the actual video starts but the ad for Lunarcon is playing... aw man...
And tis fixed! Yeeee! The Biggly Wiggly is synced up!
As a someone who has played FFXIV since ARR early access, I can attest that this video is the most accurate description of how a healer should play the game cooperatively I have ever seen.
people: healers are bottoms
FFXIV:
Charges up Holy: “Want to say that again.”
FFXIV: Healers are POWER bottoms
@@McSweggy And Tanks are service tops
No, Tanks are bottoms that are squishy for heals.
@@silasmograth9322 tanks literally are all about going up to bosses and saying "hit me!" how the hell are tanks tops? They are complete masochistic bottoms.
Healers are service doms. They will care for you and make sure you are healthy, but they can absolutely dish out a beating, and if you make them mad, they will make you suffer for it.
I've missed you, JoCat! ❤️ These "Crap Guides To" really helps me understand my boyfriend's favorite games, so thank you very much for making these! Healers are my top favorite 💖
Jumped back into the game a few days ago with a new catboi and picked Conjurer for the first time. Still nervous about getting to my first MSQ dungeons where I'll have to try and actually heal people besides myself, but this video has at least given me some good notes to go off of. Thanks Mr.Quibbles^^!
As an actual WHM main since I got to Heavensward, I feel this in my soul. I really, REALLY need that song at 2:10 for all my friends who are trying to learn healing after me XD
Also, I do worry sometimes if I may actually be developing a god complex. XD
“Feeding them so much it’ll make an inflation artist blush in embarrassment"
Welp, time to level WHM
I love that slap on Bahamut. I’m fairly certain it’s a shout out to that “Something about Yoshi’s Island” video. Great stuff
1:48 nice I noticed too
0:54
This moment is just. Golden.
I love that cartoony insert of Bahamut so much to start with. And the fact he animates all the different emotions into em? Golden. Mostly for moments like this.
0:18 when you knew the plot to endwalker months before it came out
3:47 man, I've watched this a bunch and only just realized the SMN in this bit is Larry. Gdi
"If we win it's because of me. If we lose it's everyone else's fault!"
- Every support ever
Edit: this is meant to be a humourous exaggeration
- Also every tank ever
Source: Am a tank main
It's technically the catch 22 of it though. Supporting a good team pushes you over the edge of victory, while supporting a bad team has little to no effectiveness.
You make this sound controversial :o
- Every player ever
If a dps pulls and forgets he isn't the tank I'll probably forget I'm a healer lol
"There's gonna be alot of downtime between heals"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you obviously don't get the parties that I get.
All I get are sprout tanks in dps gear. I HAVE NO TIME TO DPS.
@@stephenweber3839 That's incorrect sir, we sprout tanks don't have DPS gear equiped ... we have the fucking store set with +XP equiped that has like 5 defense ... :D
@@AdamTuxTengler Even better lol
Yeah, I had a tank the other day that I was struggling hard to keep alive. Every time my cure2 had a free cast I threw it on him otherwise he was determined to slowly bleed HP through my heals... and obviously he had to draw multiple mobs because... efficiency?
@@KMCA779 You need to ignore Cure 1 if you have Cure 2 unlocked. Freecure procs are a noob trap. Just use Cure 2 only instead.
Sincerely,
A level 80 WHM
Jocat I miss you and your content!! When I first played FFXIV it was so hard to figure out. I tried to read so many articles and blogs, watched so many vids. Nothing was as clear as your silly videos, as to what I needed to do. I quit 2 yrs ago when my main buddy to play with turned out to be a horrible bigot, and now I'm trying to come back for Dawntrail. The wall of re-learning everything and figuring out how to play with all the changes feels overwhelming. While these tips are still applicable a lot of ways, I so hope to see new and updated vids one day. Thank you for this though and thanks for all the entertainment.
The moment the white mage slaps the dragon and dragon starts to cry I lose it ! Great job! I needed a good laugh.
Oh my god, as if I didn't love the tank one already 😭 I love how it's still funny but can teach new players how to play healer to be a part of the team!! This is super great, gonna show this to my sprout friends LOL
Can we just appreciate that Jocat went through the effort to find an outfit that emulates his monster hunter character?
I just realized that you can see his eyes through the Chocobo beak lol.
The carbuncle reveal as being blended for the aether infused Nouliths had me dead XD
All eyes on Shen/Voxer freaking dies XD!
"Healers adjust lul" yep thats Larry.
0:17
WTF
no way that was just a coincidence
Anyone feels that video is out of sync with audio or it's just me?
"it's about keeping your party alive"
So if I lock them in a cell, miles and miles away from the fight, so that they can't fight, and therefor stay alive, am I a healer?
sounds like youre keeping them alive to me!
Yes? But not a very good one.
No, you're Yuno Gasai XD
Seems legit.
That's what shield healers do by default.
As a healer in most games and in real life, I can tell you that we thrive on salt.
0:16
T H A T
A G E D
W E L L
>eventual heat death of the universe
This video hits different after Endwalker.
oh god you're right
"the minium amount of HP a party member needs to be at is 1"
party: {sweats}
I have tanks who panic with 80% health lol
If the tank isn't clenching their rectal muscles every pull, what are you even doing with your life? It's also good training for the handful of real fights in the game, where the damage is completely predictable and people only get topped off immediately when the mechanics require it.
I mean to DRK and GNB that's just like... yeah no shit, I've got a hit point, I'm fine
Finally, someone who gets the real reason I play Healer.
Yeah to have a Glock
Pulling allies into death holes. I get ya.
HEY
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Nice name
@@shayusu8317 Why thank you ☺️
Healer:
Tank: I'm about to Superbollide this man's whole career.
Anyone else get an audio glitch where the audio is off set ahead?
The livestreaming part hurts
Was that a Final Fantasy themed “Drunken Sailor” parody? Very Nice
Indeed.
I'm actually glad you talked about doing damage as a healer, because this game has a LOT of free time between heals and if you're not always casting something you're just doing it wrong.
Is the audio waaay out of sync for anyone else? When the video first came out it wasn't like this
I love playing healer, even when sometimes the responsibilities become overwhelming and I lead the party to an untimely death from having an panic attack.
I know that JoCat is a bangin musician but his songs still catch me off guard every time and make me surprised-smile every time
Is the audio not synced properly for anyone else?
OMG So worth the wait!! I'm only getting into healing now and it has totally changed my perspective on how I play as Tank and DPS so hopefully i'm not to bad!! So excited for the next crap guide!! ^__^