A Crap Guide to Final Fantasy XIV - Healers

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  • @Zedrinbot
    @Zedrinbot 3 роки тому +8779

    You forgot the #1 reason to go healer:
    instant queues

    • @EvanFarshadow
      @EvanFarshadow 3 роки тому +177

      Not as instant as a tank tbh

    • @warrior2sora44k
      @warrior2sora44k 3 роки тому +274

      @@EvanFarshadow maybe not now, but when everyone went on the gunbreaker hype train tank queue was as long as dps queue

    • @broputer
      @broputer 3 роки тому +9

      Wasn't expecting to see you here

    • @Nienna_Asyare
      @Nienna_Asyare 3 роки тому +24

      @Schay Dragneel @TrueKingOfTheWolves I can queue or q but I never qué, only villians do that
      also, Sage is coming right? Does that mean tank queue is gonna get even better and healer queue worse?

    • @1un4cy
      @1un4cy 3 роки тому +14

      I've still had some hour long queues as both probably depends on time of day or something.

  • @N00BITH
    @N00BITH 3 роки тому +4958

    Remember: The only point of HP that matters is the last one.

    • @littleboyred1
      @littleboyred1 3 роки тому +288

      Simultaneously bad advice and really good advice.

    • @KitsuneRogue
      @KitsuneRogue 3 роки тому +81

      If only I can get my paladin friend to realize that. Who cares if you deal more damage if you have a full HP, my aetherflow is almost of cd and I still have two charges to burn on dps!

    • @VaellinTheBard
      @VaellinTheBard 3 роки тому +11

      Unless you're fighting the guy from wanderers palace hard

    • @Draconic74
      @Draconic74 3 роки тому +20

      Except for DRK. Because their invuln still puts you to 0HP ; _ ;

    • @ReikuYin
      @ReikuYin 3 роки тому +13

      That's the rule in fighting games tho. Not over til you are knocked out so long as you have 1 all other damage is 'bonus.'

  • @Halinspark
    @Halinspark 2 роки тому +2176

    Healers: For when your idea of relaxing is trying to keep several suicidal toddlers from sticking forks in the wall sockets while also accomplishing chores.

    • @Bismarck9871
      @Bismarck9871 2 роки тому +71

      That one dps that keeps eating up aoe and getting vulnerability stacks on

    • @NickK1291
      @NickK1291 2 роки тому +90

      @@Bismarck9871 I'll be sure to res him when I get a 6 second window where I have absolutely nothing better to do.

    • @TheJamacaneseNerd04231996
      @TheJamacaneseNerd04231996 2 роки тому +53

      @@NickK1291 so never?

    • @CenturyBlade
      @CenturyBlade 2 роки тому

      @@TheJamacaneseNerd04231996 Now you're thinkin' like a WHM

    • @ninetails8471
      @ninetails8471 2 роки тому +26

      You did it, you boiled down the healer experience in every game down to it's essentials

  • @TwisteDxBoi
    @TwisteDxBoi 3 роки тому +1600

    "Healers are supposed to heal!"
    We call ourselves a "healer" because we heal allies and send enemies to ER

    • @arcaniumdragon2444
      @arcaniumdragon2444 2 роки тому +24

      I picked thaumaturgy first cause I want to have black mage as one of my available jobs, but I also wanna grab a healer job too cause I too enjoy holding the lives of my allies in my hands

    • @eatherjourneyman8357
      @eatherjourneyman8357 2 роки тому +30

      @@arcaniumdragon2444 White mage is the most straightforward, scholar is pretty fucking Janky but it’s also arguably the strongest if you can play around that, and Astro has very strong raid buffs and a lot of pretty animations. The new healer coming out is not gonna be available To you for a while because it requires level 70 and by then you should probably have a good grasp on what you want to play but it has a similar role in the party to a scholar.

    • @CdrChaos
      @CdrChaos 2 роки тому +20

      Sometimes medicine is painful.
      Like chemotherapy. Or amputations.

    • @althelor
      @althelor 2 роки тому +9

      @@CdrChaos I've said it before, and I'll say it again, you have to be a bit bloodthirsty to want to heal people. Because sometimes that requires stabbing the shit out of someone and sticking your hands into the hole you just opened in their chest, or just straight up cutting off their limbs.
      Sure, you're keeping them alive, but doing that can get messy and violent at times.

    • @CdrChaos
      @CdrChaos 2 роки тому +2

      @@althelor I kind of already said that.

  • @thefunkyfish5640
    @thefunkyfish5640 3 роки тому +3607

    As a tank main, I can confirm healers aren't sweet, innocent individuals who use their powers to help others, they're cruel sadistic bastards who are fully aware that you're entirely dependent on them to survive and would drop you without a moments hesitation

    • @alanepithet2931
      @alanepithet2931 3 роки тому +398

      It's mutual dependency. They keep us alive so they don't get beaten to death.

    • @curnott6051
      @curnott6051 3 роки тому +245

      The moment a healer gives me sass, I stop trying to aggro mobs and walk away. Yeah, I might die too and get the rest of the group to hate me, but at least I let that snooty punk with a god complex remember what's its like to be ganked by 8 mobs at once with nothing to protect them but some cloth and a bargin bin stick.

    • @oh7mak
      @oh7mak 3 роки тому +166

      I'm a paladin, I'm my own healer

    • @Biggians00
      @Biggians00 3 роки тому +115

      *Laughs in Paladin* I've literally kept myself and 1 other DPS up through multiple dungeon bosses at 80. I DEPEND ON NO ONE.

    • @Keairan3
      @Keairan3 3 роки тому +51

      *Laughs in Warrior*. I've solo'd the last half of Eden Iconoclasm as war before just because of how stupid their self-healing is. Heck, can keep a dps alive relatively well as a war, too.

  • @PBandJebby
    @PBandJebby 3 роки тому +3087

    If I had a dollar for every time I had a bad tank in the party while I was healer, I could finally pay their sub

    • @wsrtwetr
      @wsrtwetr 3 роки тому +53

      This right here

    • @Glaswalker1001
      @Glaswalker1001 3 роки тому +130

      Don't worry, those tanks will say the same thing about healers. ; )

    • @JaganEye_3
      @JaganEye_3 3 роки тому +74

      My guy, I was leveling AST while playing Heavensward and now appreciate Healers more after dealing with garbage Tanks.

    • @emanueldelangel7013
      @emanueldelangel7013 3 роки тому +31

      No, I'll pay MY sub just to SPITE them

    • @liamcaldermayn4226
      @liamcaldermayn4226 3 роки тому +56

      @@Glaswalker1001 I'd say that applies to all roles referencing the other ones in one way or another. It's just easier to notice it on healers and tanks because their performance impacts the survival of their party, whereas DPS 'only' make the fights/dungeon runs take longer (unless you are in prog and deal with enrages).

  • @mana_fiend
    @mana_fiend 3 роки тому +2669

    "My job is to keep you alive, not heal you." This was my entire cleric motto in DnD. Don't fuck with the healer.

    • @ExileTwilight
      @ExileTwilight 3 роки тому +174

      "I'm your White Mage.. And no one FUCKS with the white mage.." -Little Green

    • @hunterrhoades1813
      @hunterrhoades1813 3 роки тому +24

      @@ExileTwilight well except the raid boss when the tank is dicking around like a total asshole.

    • @genoshock8465
      @genoshock8465 3 роки тому +52

      our cleric has 23 ac and our main ranged damage dealer.... its weird

    • @hunterrhoades1813
      @hunterrhoades1813 3 роки тому +34

      @@genoshock8465 sounds pretty normal to me.

    • @gingermcgingin4106
      @gingermcgingin4106 3 роки тому +20

      The only somewhat weird part for me is the 'main ranged damage dealer' part. Most I played with/as prefer to give personal sermons.

  • @pixiesnakes4293
    @pixiesnakes4293 3 роки тому +1664

    "The minimum number of hit points a party member needs to be at is one"
    Me, a GNB "THY WILL BE DONE, BROTHER!" *presses Superbolide"

    • @KanriKaenan
      @KanriKaenan 3 роки тому +157

      You forgot the "... after benediction" there.

    • @malcolmwoods7708
      @malcolmwoods7708 3 роки тому +49

      I'm always worried about using it and scaring the healers 😂😭

    • @brandonbarrett5343
      @brandonbarrett5343 2 роки тому +19

      @@KanriKaenan my favorite thing to do to a bossy healer

    • @Halinspark
      @Halinspark 2 роки тому +64

      @@malcolmwoods7708 I made the mistake of learning and levelling my healers when GNB came out. Forgot Superbolide was a thing and couldn't figure out what happened in the 6 seconds I looked away

    • @aurumvale9908
      @aurumvale9908 2 роки тому +16

      anything above 1lp is shielding anyway

  • @Tokumastu1
    @Tokumastu1 3 роки тому +812

    " If you're a healer chances are you have a god complex"
    Me a TF2 medic main: Yes, and your point is.

    • @TheRyderShotgunn
      @TheRyderShotgunn 3 роки тому +42

      you heal ze man who will kill them

    • @MrSmegheneghan
      @MrSmegheneghan 3 роки тому +16

      Nothin' like some bonesaw to put goons in their place who thought they could get a quick kill.

    • @allenhernandez3350
      @allenhernandez3350 3 роки тому +5

      *breathes in Demoknight*

    • @Healermain15
      @Healermain15 3 роки тому +21

      It's not a god complex if you're right!

    • @14hourz82
      @14hourz82 3 роки тому +22

      ZA HEALING IZ NOT AZ REWARDING AZ DA HURTING

  • @elstrumva5783
    @elstrumva5783 3 роки тому +1728

    The summary of healers
    "I decide when you live or die, if this battle is won or lost. That's right, I'm the white mage, AND NO BODY MESSES with the white mage"

    • @tanks608
      @tanks608 3 роки тому +39

      As a paladin, I will test that one day

    • @dustingideon5719
      @dustingideon5719 3 роки тому +165

      Healer's down, need a rez, out of mana! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    • @Sparten459
      @Sparten459 3 роки тому +121

      @@dustingideon5719 NO LITTLE GREEN!

    • @LordKamina2
      @LordKamina2 3 роки тому +6

      @@tanks608 Josh Groban, is that you?

    • @shrimpisdelicious
      @shrimpisdelicious 3 роки тому +38

      Harder than expected boss: "Oh, I feel real good about my life right now."

  • @LunarRose18
    @LunarRose18 3 роки тому +132

    My "god complex" as a healer is mostly just my soul growing ever more bitter every time I roulette with a tank that doesn't use mitigation and gets mad when they die because I ran out of MP even after popping lucid.

    • @peachy_lili
      @peachy_lili 3 місяці тому +1

      I'm a lv68 SCH and even at this level, if I am running out of MP or even coming close you are absolutely blowing it as a tank. or the DPS is causing major issues and distracting you too much to do things well. it's what I'm there for, and I'll do my best, but I am definitely not gonna get yelled at if it doesn't work out lol.

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 3 роки тому +503

    Once again Jocrap will teach me everything about a game I've never played.

  • @Jon_the_Wizard
    @Jon_the_Wizard 3 роки тому +1748

    Ah yes, healer DPS, or as I prefer to call it, “preventative medicine.”

    • @templarw20
      @templarw20 3 роки тому +46

      Look, Support is NOT just healing. If you’re just healing, you’re doing it wrong.

    • @Chippaization
      @Chippaization 3 роки тому +37

      @@templarw20 if they are just dpsing they're doing it wrong too. which too many healers have gotten into that mind set in roulettes

    • @templarw20
      @templarw20 3 роки тому +6

      @@Chippaization I was referring to stuff like buffs, debuffs, and even mez if the class has it.

    • @MattHew-rq8zw
      @MattHew-rq8zw 3 роки тому +4

      @@Chippaization in the game The Secret World (Funcom) all healer roles could, use Dps abilities too or stick to only healing ... Although the later didn't benefit them as much with resources (needed to cast finishers or even some elite abilities).

    • @danielcunningham4339
      @danielcunningham4339 3 роки тому +15

      The harmacist

  • @demiurge2763
    @demiurge2763 3 роки тому +1809

    DPS: Healer, you suck! Uninstall the game!
    Healer: So you have chosen death.

    • @tyrongkojy
      @tyrongkojy 3 роки тому +154

      I mean, it's true. Insult your healer, and you quickly find yourself WITH NO HEALER. I mean, they're there, but it's gotta hurt when they heal everyone BUT you. Not hurt as much as the boss wailing on you, but still hurt.

    • @vivalaglavii6736
      @vivalaglavii6736 3 роки тому +77

      @@tyrongkojy The emotional damage is enough

    • @p.falcon5947
      @p.falcon5947 3 роки тому +4

      @@tyrongkojy 100% true.

    • @ArchieGamez
      @ArchieGamez 3 роки тому +11

      Then press buttons better DPS monkaS

    • @CeruleanRogue
      @CeruleanRogue 3 роки тому +50

      @@tyrongkojy Yep. Every healer learns really quickly just how far their heals extend and will absolutely figure out how to do their AOE heals while excluding problem players in the process. I have a three strikes system. Usually I'll heal toxic players through encounters just so we can finish shit quickly but if they're constantly taking dirt naps even with my help then eventually I'll prioritize my MP over them.

  • @VanessaVersus
    @VanessaVersus 2 роки тому +229

    "the ability to never run out of mana"
    *Cries in endwalker*

    • @del5206
      @del5206 2 місяці тому

      Cries in wishing the tanks would use their mitigations for once.

  • @mateuszbanaszak4671
    @mateuszbanaszak4671 3 роки тому +149

    *"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD LILLY"*
    ~ when the Khorn Berserker wants to hawe a garden

  • @Kyrinson
    @Kyrinson 3 роки тому +1747

    "I Can't Esuna Stupid" - JoCat, 2021. Best quote of the year.

    • @PatCatzz
      @PatCatzz 3 роки тому +1

      Has anyone even liked debuffs anyway?

    • @Lowdian
      @Lowdian 3 роки тому +38

      @@PatCatzz I do... When they're on the enemy

    • @LadyZubat
      @LadyZubat 3 роки тому +5

      What's really weird is whenever I'm playing healer I'm like really super self-conscious about how the rest of the party's doing so I cure everything I sit there and I see okay my teammates are poisoned cure cure cure cure cure cure cure

    • @_shuckl3
      @_shuckl3 2 роки тому +8

      I prefer "I'll give you 5 mil HP to fuck off." Really drives home how fast you want the dungeon done sometimes :)

    • @GimpyThe3LegDog
      @GimpyThe3LegDog 2 роки тому +5

      I had a samurai in my party today that asked "Esuna?" After he died to the first trash pull in Dohn Mheg. Wish I had that witty comeback in my pocket at the time.

  • @rhawkas2637
    @rhawkas2637 3 роки тому +468

    "I can't Esuna stupid" Having played healers in MMORPGs, I can relate to this so much. T_T

    • @lordshennington2756
      @lordshennington2756 3 роки тому +9

      Fucking hell some people

    • @Kaftan
      @Kaftan 3 роки тому +8

      It's like they've never played the floor is LAVA.

    • @HenshinFanatic
      @HenshinFanatic 3 роки тому

      I hypothesize that a relatively unnoticed mutation occured in the majority of the human population which rendered the brain a vestigial organ.
      Edit: GD virtual keyboard.

    • @Steven9567
      @Steven9567 3 роки тому

      to be fair theres no int debuffs yet

    • @jacobkern2060
      @jacobkern2060 2 роки тому

      @@Steven9567 Addle

  • @zeehero7280
    @zeehero7280 2 роки тому +222

    you know sage is kinda unique here as sage doesn't want to let the tank get too low unless all the enemies are almost dead, since sage lacks the tools to burst heal much. However sage toolkit is designed for heavy mititgation WHILE dealing damage that also heals the tank as you deal damage. making it the one healer all about KEEPING tank high HP WHILE dpsing, as one and the same.

  • @dawnshimmer7341
    @dawnshimmer7341 3 роки тому +20

    "Most likely to have a god complex behind main tanks, mentors and anybody who's an omnicrafter" *hides questioning my mental state as I'm all 4* This is a FANTASTIC FREAKING VIDEO! So many people refuse to believe this is remotely how a healer is. Every bit of this video is so perfect. Only thing I personally point people do on top of everything you pointed out is play a dps first and pay attention to the fights when possible.

  • @tatlxtael2303
    @tatlxtael2303 3 роки тому +574

    3:30 as a healer main, that fucking aggro ping set off my flight or fight response man jesus xD

    • @Hawwwlucha
      @Hawwwlucha 3 роки тому +47

      as a tank main, I didn't even think twice hearing that anymore :D

    • @Wolvenworks
      @Wolvenworks 3 роки тому +25

      @@Hawwwlucha as a tank main. i agree and pop aoe to pull because i respect good healers.
      no seriously, i'm a bad healer.

    • @Cloudsonlover666
      @Cloudsonlover666 3 роки тому +5

      I flinched b/c I support and dps main... I'm not good at tank and tend to fill role

    • @No-Name0087
      @No-Name0087 3 роки тому +16

      Dps (dragoon), I also flinched cause I thought I was about to be one shot 😆.

    • @titanking8403
      @titanking8403 3 роки тому +5

      I flinched cause it was towards the healer and not me, I'm a tank main who actually does his job

  • @Zumboria
    @Zumboria 3 роки тому +277

    Me watching as a main tank, mentor, and omni crafter:
    well shit

    • @burningbronze7555
      @burningbronze7555 3 роки тому +6

      so your an mvp?

    • @Healermain15
      @Healermain15 3 роки тому +13

      @@burningbronze7555 They're an Main Mentor Omni, or MMO.

    • @raventhorX
      @raventhorX 3 роки тому

      but what if you're all 4?

    • @burningbronze7555
      @burningbronze7555 3 роки тому

      @@raventhorX your the most vital player?

    • @raventhorX
      @raventhorX 3 роки тому

      @@burningbronze7555 never said I was. I am however working on that omnicrafter and mentor situation and I consider myself a main for both tank and heals.

  • @gynedroid9356
    @gynedroid9356 2 роки тому +23

    I watched this video before even playing FFXIV, but I've recently gotten obsessed. The first dungeon where I took the healer role, I want you to know I was singing "DPS the bad guys!" the entire time

  • @margotrosendorn6371
    @margotrosendorn6371 2 роки тому +153

    0:18 man I don't know if that part aged really well or really bad with Endwalker

    • @WakiTheCroc
      @WakiTheCroc 2 роки тому +39

      The worst aged part is sadly the "you will never run out of mana unless you're bad". At least as of current patch, WHM, even when played optimally, is now MP-negative, so in longer raids you just get to watch your MP average very slowly drop off the face of the earth.

    • @BHFFS
      @BHFFS 2 роки тому +4

      In my head canon this is where they got the idea.

    • @Bismarck9871
      @Bismarck9871 2 роки тому +3

      @@WakiTheCroc what happend to white mage? (I dont play that class )

    • @Turamwdd
      @Turamwdd 2 роки тому +13

      @@Bismarck9871 Thin Air was changed from a duration to a charge. This means that over a long fight (savages), a WHM will eventually run out of mana if they are trying to maintain as close to 100% uptime as possible.

    • @bipedalanimeskull
      @bipedalanimeskull 2 роки тому +15

      @@Bismarck9871 from my friend, Thin Air used to be a skill that let you consume no MP for a duration
      but now it's nerfed to 2 charges skill, each charge allows your next spell consume no MP
      if you play normal contents, it's fine, your mp will be good, but even in normal raids, i can see the level my MP hovers at gradually gets lower and lower, and that's even when i use Lucid Dream constantly

  • @SwerveStarEx
    @SwerveStarEx 3 роки тому +519

    "Rest in peace, Carby" hits different if you're a Puyo Puyo fan. XD

    • @mattwo7
      @mattwo7 3 роки тому +8

      Yea but that's the Obsidian and Moonstone carbuncles. The one from Puyo Puyo is more like a sphene carbuncle.

    • @metal3978
      @metal3978 3 роки тому +2

      @@mattwo7 I have no idea what that means.
      The other two seem like animals the other one just is a yellow sphere.

    • @mattwo7
      @mattwo7 3 роки тому +3

      ​@@metal3978 Sphene is a yellow gemstone, it's literally in the game (though raw sphene looks like a regular rock, you have to craft it with goldsmith). I thought it said "sphere" to be honest lol!

  • @Unguided
    @Unguided 3 роки тому +536

    The tank is the star of the party, the healer is the stage manager.

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 3 роки тому +3

      totally agree

    • @kazooie7
      @kazooie7 3 роки тому +20

      And dps the supporting roles

    • @beegibbs
      @beegibbs 3 роки тому +48

      ...I used to be a stage manager. This explains why I'm loving the healing classes so much, thank you lmao

    • @greenteadiet
      @greenteadiet 3 роки тому +29

      As a stage manager for dance theatre surrounded by divas, I have never understood my instant draw to healer classes more than I do now.

    • @jacobellis2313
      @jacobellis2313 3 роки тому +1

      And the red mage is the God when the healers items break halfway through the boss fight. I will remember to repair after every fight from now on.

  • @Cechynoo
    @Cechynoo Рік тому +221

    "Slapping the b**ch who made the boo boos"
    "I can't esuna stupid"
    No matter how many times I hear these I always crack up like a mad man. And I consider myself to be a rather kind healer without the god complex. Unless you make my job hard on purpose. :-D

    • @senounatsuru6453
      @senounatsuru6453 Рік тому +1

      I'm a generally pretty chill healer. But if you stand in one too many AOEs after I ask you to move (black mage not in your fucking circle) I will pull you in front of a tankbuster cleave and kill both of us.

    • @tristankadow3756
      @tristankadow3756 7 місяців тому +1

      Another good one is "Rest in peace, Carbie *turns on blender*"

  • @LeomanG
    @LeomanG 3 роки тому +217

    Why I main healer: to collect those sweet sweet commendations.

    • @masterofoblivion7963
      @masterofoblivion7963 3 роки тому +5

      I play as a DPS and twice i have gotten commendations from the entire party first time was a light party second a full party and i was shocked seeing i got it from everyone playing as a DPS specially the second time

  • @DrakGamestein
    @DrakGamestein 3 роки тому +519

    4:05
    *scribbling in notebook*
    Don't mind me, just saving that one for my raid group later.

    • @fycat
      @fycat 3 роки тому +7

      I see another cursed conversations episode coming on

    • @Kelekona
      @Kelekona 3 роки тому +11

      write that down! write that down!

    • @brandiccustos1654
      @brandiccustos1654 3 роки тому

      Oh Drak... That's cursed. Looking forward to hearing this one

    • @andrewdesalvatore7262
      @andrewdesalvatore7262 3 роки тому +4

      cant wait til Endwalker so we can have #TeamMURICA! (GNB GNB Sage Sage MCH MCH MCH MCH)

  • @alanepithet2931
    @alanepithet2931 3 роки тому +190

    I'd like to thank Jocat for keeping me alive so I could get that 16 Vuln Stack collection. It was hard work but it paid off.
    We did it, buddy!
    For those curious, the run was 90% shenanigans and the other healer dared me to do it on the last boss. I, laughing too hard to see all my mitigation from previous nonsense, still said 'You're on.'

  • @confuddledN
    @confuddledN 3 роки тому +34

    I legit just started this game as a healer yesterday. This has actually helped so much

  • @cauntdokuac9337
    @cauntdokuac9337 3 роки тому +40

    "Like Livestreaming and hoping that everybody will come and watch."
    Ok Jocat, that hits a little too close

  • @OtherMomo
    @OtherMomo 3 роки тому +146

    Shen's clear and concise explanation of the event was so informative that I might actually start playing ff just to attend.

    • @otakushrew3770
      @otakushrew3770 3 роки тому +27

      Wellyou'reinluckbecauseFinalFantasyXIVhasafreetrialuptolevel60includingthecriticallyacclaimedexpansionHeavenswardANDunlimitedplaytime!!!

    • @Jose-ic3er
      @Jose-ic3er 3 роки тому +3

      @@otakushrew3770 that for playstation too?

    • @pwnorbepwned
      @pwnorbepwned 3 роки тому +2

      @@Jose-ic3er yes

    • @otakushrew3770
      @otakushrew3770 3 роки тому +2

      @@Jose-ic3er Indeed and I know this because that's where I play XIV

    • @Jose-ic3er
      @Jose-ic3er 3 роки тому

      @@otakushrew3770 EXCELLENT

  • @mahrze
    @mahrze 3 роки тому +97

    That SMN saying healers adjust that looks like larryzaur is so on point

    • @furanpyon
      @furanpyon 3 роки тому +2

      It's totally him XD

  • @peanutbuttertoast
    @peanutbuttertoast 3 роки тому +82

    As a healer, I can confirm many accuracies you mentioned.
    A a normal meat-person, I confirm that this was hilarious.

  • @greenteadiet
    @greenteadiet 3 роки тому +184

    The panicking tank casting clemency saying "I'm gonna do it" as the white mage shouts "DON'T YOU DARE" is where I cackled the hardest. Because it's true.
    DON'T YOU DARE.

    • @ReinTenebres
      @ReinTenebres 2 роки тому +12

      Yeah, I'm that kind of Paladin. I just... don't trust. "Trust me, I'll heal you!" They don't - I die. "Stop using Clemency, I'll heal you!" No.

    • @Lillith-uj7tt
      @Lillith-uj7tt 2 роки тому +1

      @@ReinTenebres I'd rather the paladin use hallowed ground instead. That way they still do dmg instead of wasting time healing themselves making the pull longer.

    • @CidVeldoril
      @CidVeldoril 2 роки тому +1

      @@Lillith-uj7tt Honestly you only use either during normal mob pulls if the healer is really shitty and/or dead. The latter one tends to happen when the heal is impatient and doesn't care about sprout tags, so runs ahead to pull more, only to die as a result.
      If you however HAVE to, I'll use clemency any day. Hallowed ground is for "Oh shit" moments and waiting for it's cooldown is a pain.

    • @MrCrunchytime
      @MrCrunchytime 9 місяців тому

      I like to think of Clemency less as healing and more as mitigation... that can used on other people. I don't use it often, but I do occasionally if I think I'm being a burden on the healer. Because I'm nice. And a big boy who can look after himself for a minute if the DPS is doing big derps instead of deeps.

  • @hexbox2182
    @hexbox2182 3 роки тому +460

    Healer is a lot like clerics. Damage dealers, who heal.

    • @chadnorris8257
      @chadnorris8257 3 роки тому +38

      Yeah, like dnd clerics. Healing is a thing they can do, but they have a lot of other options as well.

    • @OhNoTheFace
      @OhNoTheFace 3 роки тому +13

      If only the doing damage was interesting again

    • @justnoob8141
      @justnoob8141 3 роки тому +2

      Chad Norris but then run out of spell slot and now paladin must do it instead...

    • @dhalterman
      @dhalterman 3 роки тому +4

      @@justnoob8141 Only if you're healing every turn and/or not healing as a life domain cleric. "The lowest amount of hit points ... is 1" applies in D&D just as well!

    • @apex2000
      @apex2000 3 роки тому +1

      But with Lasers! Lol

  • @richyhu2042
    @richyhu2042 3 роки тому +858

    Everyone says that healers are subs, forgetting that they are the biggest doms of all, choosing who lives and dies.
    Tanks are the biggest subs, they get hit and slapped and only exist to get hurt and then beg/hope they get healed.

    • @Suunai
      @Suunai 3 роки тому +59

      Example 1: Ira Gamagori of Kill la Kill.

    • @immortalartisan4724
      @immortalartisan4724 3 роки тому +52

      I guess I’ll play a tank then

    • @ithilliongaming8980
      @ithilliongaming8980 3 роки тому +48

      Fuck that I’ll heal myself. Paladin for life baby

    • @Xifihas
      @Xifihas 3 роки тому +93

      Tanks are proud subs. DPS are subs that say they’re doms because they’re insecure.

    • @padraig548
      @padraig548 2 роки тому +52

      Does that make red mages switches? I th8nk it makes red mages switches.

  • @althelor
    @althelor 2 роки тому +8

    Coming back to these videos has actually really helped me since I finally started playing other classes more often. I was a drg main for the longest time, but after hitting shb content I started branching out into different roles, and these videos have actually been super helpful with dealing with the anxiety of the responsibility of healing and tanking. Especially the comments about how keeping everyone at full health at all times is sorta a waste of time and mana considering that out of combat regen is so powerful you're pretty much guaranteed to be at full when the next fight starts. Also "dpsing is just mitigating future damage" keeps popping in my head all the time.
    So seriously, thank you for these guides, I cannot express how much fun I've had trying different roles now that I can relax a bit and focus on actually learning the classes.

  • @0g00n8
    @0g00n8 Рік тому +11

    I have just played ff14 a few months ago and for the first time I experienced a good healer. They knew I can handle myself with WAR's healing and they just dps. It really made the clear so much faster. Thank you awsome healer from Kujata!

  • @DHMyers1994
    @DHMyers1994 3 роки тому +243

    “Feeding them so much it’ll make an inflation artist blush in embarrassment” made me laugh louder than anything else has in months, Jesus chrisy

    • @Un-ht5bc
      @Un-ht5bc 3 роки тому +9

      First thing I did was CTRL+F to find this specific comment. Lost approximately all of my shit.

    • @Rasdaan
      @Rasdaan 3 роки тому +1

      hmmmmm....maybe i'll go white mage : D

  • @scribblerstudios9895
    @scribblerstudios9895 3 роки тому +90

    0:49 just saving this scene for the laughs

  • @odysama6526
    @odysama6526 3 роки тому +243

    "Which is why the healer is the most likely party member to have a god complex right behind Maintanks, Mentors and anybody who is an Omnicrafter"
    Me being all of it:" I guess im a god"

    • @PowerArmorV113
      @PowerArmorV113 2 роки тому +22

      I could be a mentor, but I reject the crown out of principle, in that most mentors use it as a status symbol and nothing more, thus giving it the effective worth of a Burger King crown.
      Does this make me more of a god?

    • @custardpup6385
      @custardpup6385 2 роки тому +5

      @@PowerArmorV113 I accepted my crown specifically BECAUSE I wanted to make a difference for as many sprouts as I can and try to give mentors a better rep. Be the change you want to see!

  • @cjcomrie
    @cjcomrie 2 роки тому +11

    As a fresh 🌱 healer I thank you for these words of wisdom

  • @therealsyrai2443
    @therealsyrai2443 3 роки тому +624

    Jocat: *Posts another crap guide*
    Me: *heavy breathing*

  • @stephbenson7340
    @stephbenson7340 3 роки тому +63

    4:35 hmmm that bad DPS SMN looks awfully familiar......... 🤔

  • @FragariaNoKami777
    @FragariaNoKami777 Рік тому +6

    This actually works as a guide to healing and I love every second of it

  • @b3rz3rk3r9
    @b3rz3rk3r9 Рік тому +15

    Wish I could hear a full version of that "Drunken Sailor" Parody at 1:16. That's a pretty fun ditty

  • @ian6415
    @ian6415 3 роки тому +78

    You know it’s good when he’s even got the reflection in the water during the intro

  • @GooBomber1
    @GooBomber1 3 роки тому +76

    Always remember to thank your healer or else they will secretly plot your downfall in the most overly complex and drawn out way possible.
    Or just refuse to heal you, either or

    • @yourpalbryan1442
      @yourpalbryan1442 3 роки тому +8

      There's a difference?

    • @TheSuperRatt
      @TheSuperRatt 3 роки тому +5

      You forgot being "rescued" into a hole or an AoE. On an unrelated note, it's VERY satisfying to pull off a successful Rescue.

  • @Armphid
    @Armphid 3 роки тому +2

    I love that both this and the Tank Guide are actually not bad guides at all under everything. Keep it up!

  • @scrat438
    @scrat438 3 роки тому +8

    Heads up for anyone who's coming back to the video and get the Lunarcon video but crap guide audio: the video gets cached or something if you've seen it before. If you watch it in a private window, it'll work fine

  • @TheTolnoc
    @TheTolnoc 3 роки тому +255

    "I'll be a white mage!"
    'To heal the wounds of your allies, and comfort all those in need in your warm embrace?'
    "No, to melt the heads of the wicked in endless sorrow and despair!"

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 3 роки тому +20

      Blood for the blood lily!

    • @patrickdees5256
      @patrickdees5256 3 роки тому +4

      D&D Cleric approves.

    • @rebellyanmagic6409
      @rebellyanmagic6409 3 роки тому +12

      I became a White Mage because of the Holy spell. GET BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, BITCHES

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 3 роки тому

      great you can cast glare, but how about spot heal us you jerk

    • @patrickdees5256
      @patrickdees5256 3 роки тому

      @@kyotheman69 TFS's arieth: out of mana.

  • @sagescribe_
    @sagescribe_ 3 роки тому +116

    "Ooh hoo, healers are meant to heal"
    _laughs in Jester Lavorre_

    • @SapphireDragon357
      @SapphireDragon357 3 роки тому +17

      Only one man can afFjord her healing.

    • @g_vost
      @g_vost 3 роки тому +7

      yada yada yada i cast guiding bolt at 3rd level

    • @RudeSaiyan
      @RudeSaiyan 3 роки тому +5

      Let Chaos Reign!

  • @lyzder7298
    @lyzder7298 3 роки тому +7

    Thanks, Jo.
    I'm new to the game and just started doing raids, and this guide helped me a lot. I even was commended by everyone.
    Looking forward to the DPS guide

  • @CGT37
    @CGT37 3 роки тому +3

    I really need a full song version of ‘DPS the bad guy’. Please JoCat, I fall upon my nooblie knees and implore you expand on this marvelous melody! ‘Tis like to rival the greatest ballads of the greatest bards! Truly a work of art.

  • @sighing_tom
    @sighing_tom 3 роки тому +50

    OMG! YOU’RE CONTINUING THIS SERIES!?
    Your tanking guid was the reason why I started ffxiv (mostly the outfit) but I still started as a paladin

    • @carsonrush3352
      @carsonrush3352 3 роки тому +13

      For the sword and shield, baby!!!

    • @snickersnacker4502
      @snickersnacker4502 3 роки тому +2

      I see, You have chosen to put your life in our healer hands~ You will be cared for..when you need it~
      (Hope you've been enjoying! And GL with the later content~)

    • @sighing_tom
      @sighing_tom 3 роки тому +1

      @@snickersnacker4502 lol I started with paladin. For ARR I was a tank, now I play Samurai because I feel too pressured in harder dungeons

    • @snickersnacker4502
      @snickersnacker4502 3 роки тому +2

      @@sighing_tom honestly same, tank is stressful! I enjoy being a whm tho~ screaming during a rough run and trying to keep everyone alive gives me life.

    • @ticklord
      @ticklord 3 роки тому +2

      @@sighing_tom Gotta collect those stickers!

  • @nikolasantony7761
    @nikolasantony7761 3 роки тому +65

    *sees the summoner saying for the healers to adjust* "Oh, hi, Larry!"

  • @Harry1871996
    @Harry1871996 3 роки тому +6

    The audio for the con bit is gone but the video is still there so the whole thing is desycned.

  • @voice-with-a-cause8041
    @voice-with-a-cause8041 3 роки тому +11

    As a healer main since Realm Reborn, I say thank you for making this xD When I see other healers just doing only that and not DPSing (or when I'm playing an off class) it grates my nerves. Now, I can just send them this video! :D

  • @ducksama8558
    @ducksama8558 3 роки тому +89

    I just got into this game, and your how to play tank video genuinely kinda helped. Thanks dude

    • @gusty9053
      @gusty9053 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah between all the insults jokes and posing there is some very useful info especially for noobs. I never really got into MMOs, and i never play tanks but i gave it a go in FF14 and he is right. At least now i know why i have so many defense skills that seem to do the same thing and why i have to stagger them :)).

    • @ignitedrowlets5776
      @ignitedrowlets5776 3 роки тому +1

      I used to just spam all the defense skills at once for the mini and main bosses before that video, because my thought process was that most defence at one time was a good idea, now I space them out

  • @Slad3r
    @Slad3r 3 роки тому +163

    I'm a simple man. I see JoCat upload, I hit like.

  • @Braigwen
    @Braigwen 3 роки тому +4

    The audio for the actual video starts but the ad for Lunarcon is playing... aw man...
    And tis fixed! Yeeee! The Biggly Wiggly is synced up!

  • @tyrdchaos
    @tyrdchaos 3 роки тому +5

    As a someone who has played FFXIV since ARR early access, I can attest that this video is the most accurate description of how a healer should play the game cooperatively I have ever seen.

  • @freval2493
    @freval2493 3 роки тому +552

    people: healers are bottoms
    FFXIV:

    • @LinkJTO
      @LinkJTO 3 роки тому +54

      Charges up Holy: “Want to say that again.”

    • @McSweggy
      @McSweggy 3 роки тому +83

      FFXIV: Healers are POWER bottoms

    • @silasmograth9322
      @silasmograth9322 3 роки тому +29

      @@McSweggy And Tanks are service tops

    • @Dillon-117
      @Dillon-117 3 роки тому +14

      No, Tanks are bottoms that are squishy for heals.

    • @althelor
      @althelor 3 роки тому +44

      @@silasmograth9322 tanks literally are all about going up to bosses and saying "hit me!" how the hell are tanks tops? They are complete masochistic bottoms.
      Healers are service doms. They will care for you and make sure you are healthy, but they can absolutely dish out a beating, and if you make them mad, they will make you suffer for it.

  • @ravenclawfairy3648
    @ravenclawfairy3648 3 роки тому +22

    I've missed you, JoCat! ❤️ These "Crap Guides To" really helps me understand my boyfriend's favorite games, so thank you very much for making these! Healers are my top favorite 💖

  • @iselreads2908
    @iselreads2908 2 роки тому +4

    Jumped back into the game a few days ago with a new catboi and picked Conjurer for the first time. Still nervous about getting to my first MSQ dungeons where I'll have to try and actually heal people besides myself, but this video has at least given me some good notes to go off of. Thanks Mr.Quibbles^^!

  • @gundampharmacist7348
    @gundampharmacist7348 3 роки тому +12

    As an actual WHM main since I got to Heavensward, I feel this in my soul. I really, REALLY need that song at 2:10 for all my friends who are trying to learn healing after me XD
    Also, I do worry sometimes if I may actually be developing a god complex. XD

  • @sircatfaceesq578
    @sircatfaceesq578 3 роки тому +48

    “Feeding them so much it’ll make an inflation artist blush in embarrassment"
    Welp, time to level WHM

  • @TidalBell
    @TidalBell 3 роки тому +35

    I love that slap on Bahamut. I’m fairly certain it’s a shout out to that “Something about Yoshi’s Island” video. Great stuff

    • @beatmarroquin4837
      @beatmarroquin4837 3 роки тому +3

      1:48 nice I noticed too

    • @Starlitsoul0359
      @Starlitsoul0359 2 роки тому

      0:54
      This moment is just. Golden.
      I love that cartoony insert of Bahamut so much to start with. And the fact he animates all the different emotions into em? Golden. Mostly for moments like this.

  • @morgan2754
    @morgan2754 2 роки тому +2

    0:18 when you knew the plot to endwalker months before it came out

  • @rayhatesu
    @rayhatesu 2 роки тому +2

    3:47 man, I've watched this a bunch and only just realized the SMN in this bit is Larry. Gdi

  • @ethanstyant9704
    @ethanstyant9704 3 роки тому +363

    "If we win it's because of me. If we lose it's everyone else's fault!"
    - Every support ever
    Edit: this is meant to be a humourous exaggeration

    • @CIoudStriker
      @CIoudStriker 3 роки тому +29

      - Also every tank ever
      Source: Am a tank main

    • @ticklord
      @ticklord 3 роки тому +29

      It's technically the catch 22 of it though. Supporting a good team pushes you over the edge of victory, while supporting a bad team has little to no effectiveness.

    • @ElicatrothTV
      @ElicatrothTV 3 роки тому +5

      You make this sound controversial :o

    • @mossymagicks
      @mossymagicks 3 роки тому +6

      - Every player ever

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 3 роки тому +10

      If a dps pulls and forgets he isn't the tank I'll probably forget I'm a healer lol

  • @Neoyugi
    @Neoyugi 3 роки тому +156

    "There's gonna be alot of downtime between heals"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you obviously don't get the parties that I get.

    • @stephenweber3839
      @stephenweber3839 3 роки тому +22

      All I get are sprout tanks in dps gear. I HAVE NO TIME TO DPS.

    • @AdamTuxTengler
      @AdamTuxTengler 3 роки тому +30

      @@stephenweber3839 That's incorrect sir, we sprout tanks don't have DPS gear equiped ... we have the fucking store set with +XP equiped that has like 5 defense ... :D

    • @stephenweber3839
      @stephenweber3839 3 роки тому +11

      @@AdamTuxTengler Even better lol

    • @KMCA779
      @KMCA779 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I had a tank the other day that I was struggling hard to keep alive. Every time my cure2 had a free cast I threw it on him otherwise he was determined to slowly bleed HP through my heals... and obviously he had to draw multiple mobs because... efficiency?

    • @BOFH_
      @BOFH_ 3 роки тому +2

      @@KMCA779 You need to ignore Cure 1 if you have Cure 2 unlocked. Freecure procs are a noob trap. Just use Cure 2 only instead.
      Sincerely,
      A level 80 WHM

  • @choochooladoo
    @choochooladoo 2 місяці тому +1

    Jocat I miss you and your content!! When I first played FFXIV it was so hard to figure out. I tried to read so many articles and blogs, watched so many vids. Nothing was as clear as your silly videos, as to what I needed to do. I quit 2 yrs ago when my main buddy to play with turned out to be a horrible bigot, and now I'm trying to come back for Dawntrail. The wall of re-learning everything and figuring out how to play with all the changes feels overwhelming. While these tips are still applicable a lot of ways, I so hope to see new and updated vids one day. Thank you for this though and thanks for all the entertainment.

  • @Mil89GR
    @Mil89GR 3 роки тому +7

    The moment the white mage slaps the dragon and dragon starts to cry I lose it ! Great job! I needed a good laugh.

  • @hourglass34_74
    @hourglass34_74 3 роки тому +39

    Oh my god, as if I didn't love the tank one already 😭 I love how it's still funny but can teach new players how to play healer to be a part of the team!! This is super great, gonna show this to my sprout friends LOL

  • @nevoyu
    @nevoyu 3 роки тому +35

    Can we just appreciate that Jocat went through the effort to find an outfit that emulates his monster hunter character?

  • @dominicdoganiero6099
    @dominicdoganiero6099 3 роки тому +11

    I just realized that you can see his eyes through the Chocobo beak lol.

  • @watertommyz
    @watertommyz 2 роки тому +4

    The carbuncle reveal as being blended for the aether infused Nouliths had me dead XD

  • @v.i.dragon4472
    @v.i.dragon4472 3 роки тому +38

    All eyes on Shen/Voxer freaking dies XD!

  • @Sean-rc1hy
    @Sean-rc1hy 3 роки тому +72

    "Healers adjust lul" yep thats Larry.

  • @MrCriistiano
    @MrCriistiano 2 роки тому +5

    0:17
    WTF
    no way that was just a coincidence

  • @ryuk1089
    @ryuk1089 3 роки тому +9

    Anyone feels that video is out of sync with audio or it's just me?

  • @orr4337
    @orr4337 3 роки тому +152

    "it's about keeping your party alive"
    So if I lock them in a cell, miles and miles away from the fight, so that they can't fight, and therefor stay alive, am I a healer?

  • @The.Stalker
    @The.Stalker 3 роки тому +76

    As a healer in most games and in real life, I can tell you that we thrive on salt.

  • @zaelheimricht4978
    @zaelheimricht4978 2 роки тому +11

    0:16
    T H A T
    A G E D
    W E L L

  • @ShakeyMac18
    @ShakeyMac18 2 роки тому +4

    >eventual heat death of the universe
    This video hits different after Endwalker.

  • @Lightmagician60
    @Lightmagician60 3 роки тому +117

    "the minium amount of HP a party member needs to be at is 1"
    party: {sweats}

    • @wsrtwetr
      @wsrtwetr 3 роки тому +10

      I have tanks who panic with 80% health lol

    • @Savashri
      @Savashri 3 роки тому +8

      If the tank isn't clenching their rectal muscles every pull, what are you even doing with your life? It's also good training for the handful of real fights in the game, where the damage is completely predictable and people only get topped off immediately when the mechanics require it.

    • @chrismanuel9768
      @chrismanuel9768 3 роки тому

      I mean to DRK and GNB that's just like... yeah no shit, I've got a hit point, I'm fine

  • @MayHugger
    @MayHugger 3 роки тому +63

    Finally, someone who gets the real reason I play Healer.

    • @nekogaming3930
      @nekogaming3930 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah to have a Glock

    • @megaman161
      @megaman161 3 роки тому +4

      Pulling allies into death holes. I get ya.

    • @shayusu8317
      @shayusu8317 3 роки тому +2

      HEY
      ...
      Nice name

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger 3 роки тому

      @@shayusu8317 Why thank you ☺️

  • @billy65bob
    @billy65bob 2 роки тому +2

    Healer:
    Tank: I'm about to Superbollide this man's whole career.

  • @wolfspiritbladezgaming8025
    @wolfspiritbladezgaming8025 3 роки тому +6

    Anyone else get an audio glitch where the audio is off set ahead?

  • @brachyzoid
    @brachyzoid 3 роки тому +23

    The livestreaming part hurts

  • @OwlsAreCool98
    @OwlsAreCool98 3 роки тому +18

    Was that a Final Fantasy themed “Drunken Sailor” parody? Very Nice

  • @Dracas42
    @Dracas42 3 роки тому +3

    I'm actually glad you talked about doing damage as a healer, because this game has a LOT of free time between heals and if you're not always casting something you're just doing it wrong.

  • @Greyknight1575
    @Greyknight1575 3 роки тому +4

    Is the audio waaay out of sync for anyone else? When the video first came out it wasn't like this

  • @Nora_the_Seedrian
    @Nora_the_Seedrian 3 роки тому +7

    I love playing healer, even when sometimes the responsibilities become overwhelming and I lead the party to an untimely death from having an panic attack.

  • @Devedrus
    @Devedrus 3 роки тому +9

    I know that JoCat is a bangin musician but his songs still catch me off guard every time and make me surprised-smile every time

  • @jordanfoster4069
    @jordanfoster4069 3 роки тому +6

    Is the audio not synced properly for anyone else?

  • @Kalezerfly
    @Kalezerfly 3 роки тому +6

    OMG So worth the wait!! I'm only getting into healing now and it has totally changed my perspective on how I play as Tank and DPS so hopefully i'm not to bad!! So excited for the next crap guide!! ^__^