The scariest part is how the creatures are so certain that Mark is going to kill himself any time now, and that nothing can save him, that they just start having a party outside his bedroom door.
@@zenixkiryu I think it has a lot to do with how you got exposed to it, if you first saw it in a meme thats supposed to be funny you are not gonna be as freaked out by it as if you watched it first on the video
Someone should make a “Jonah Simulator” where you just sit in a van and say stuff to Adam until your ‘hungry bar’ depletes and you get a mission failed
That's the thing though! Remember this M.A.D? It refers to when you hear the alternates or smth, and when you hear something / get to know something you don't wanna hear / get to know, you get M.A.D / high 97% of dying. But Adam pursues it. He does not run, he want to know, he wants to hear.
yep, Adam gets M.A.D and rather than wanting to kill himself, he hunts down alternates on some false pretence that because he survived he's special. The fact that he survived assumedly numerous alternate encounters gives him this sense of invincibility which is why he dives head strong into this one, without realising that he's dealing with an actual alternate with the intent to kill, killing him and Jonah, of whom tagged along because of friendship and loyalty, as well as attempting to hold Adam back. Such beautiful character writing on behalf of Alex, just wow
@@averageterrariafan2215 no MAD affects anyone who hears the alternate. BUT, it’s 97%, so there’s that 3% of people who are affected by MAD and survive.
I read a comment on Wendigoon’s 2nd Mandela Catalogue video basically theorizing that even though the “woman” alternate who called Jonah and Adam didn’t sound unhinged, she still hasn’t completely mastered our language. The comment suggested that the alternate misunderstood them saying “We can come tonight” as “two nights” and then proposed that they stay three nights. It’s also implied that the alternate that called them is the same one that killed Cesar, his mom, and Mark (since the alternate and Cesar’s mom share the same voice actor, and that it used her voice to lure the two to Cesar’s old house)
I think it’s really interesting how at the beginning it says the alters use psychological war and you see that come up over and over my favorite example is when they taunt Jonah for running away and you can tell it’s actually working
Thats the thing about horror, the best horror has a really thin line of being absolutely terrifying to some and hilarious to others, the hole end of hereditary is one of those examples too, it was honestly one of the scariest things Ive seen in a movie, but I also read that some think its funny, or shining is also an example of it.
The smaller screen has the recommended videos on the side, and thus reminding you, you're watching a video, so it kinda keeps you from being totally immersed but in a good way Atleast that's how I see it
Me and chat had the same thought when I kept watching Pyro looking at his other monitor lol. It was like trying to watch a show with someone else who keeps looking away and ignoring the show. Then it turned out he was looking at the OBS view because he was scared.
I thing i really like is that apparently Noah was visited by the “angel” and was scared, not because of the angel but that he knew… that it was not an angel.
@@shadow-lord9176bruh I mock God/Jesus every time I can and this shit legit gets me feeling a sense of dread and makes my hurt sound in all of the room. The most terrifying for me specially is the one where the baby is crying, disappears, and then the mom suicides, it just horrifies me (And the rest are very unsettling too, but I can tell why people make fun of/laugh of the faces)
Because it became popular during a critical moment in the globes history, the pandemic, when most people were ordered to stay inside. With people staying inside, and the game being free on phones, everyone who missed their friends started playing it with them. Then it died because people realized that all it had to offer was "you're sus, and maybe my other friend is sus" But since it was so popular so quick, everyone remembers it, even if it died quick from it's simple premise. Basically TLDR; game got popular during pandemic, smash hit, died super quick, small game big impact.
To be fair, a lot of the stilted and awkward feeling in the dialog is entirely deliberate; it's meant to show that the speaker is already an alternate. That particular scene doesn't have that excuse, but a lot of the rest does.
Iirc the mother hangs herself in that scene, so I can see why he cut it from the vod on YT. Probably what got the original age restricted in the first place
Watching pyro not taking the first volume seriously has the same vibe as you showing your favorite shoe to your friend and he has he same face all he while watching it lmao
2 corinthians 10-41 "Whoever welcomes a prophet as a prophet will receive a prophet’s reward," this is what you get if you put the soccer score along with the extra one into google with 2 corinthians, he do be a bit of a baddy prophet tho.
49:25 - one comment in the original pointed this out actually. The woman, clearly an alternate, asked if they could do 3 nights when the victim said "tonight", misinterpreting it as "2 night" While the alternates can comprehend language, they can't fully understand it thus why they get confused sometimes
I know its been months since this came out, but the real ringer that the lady calling about the cat spirit is an alternate is when she thinks Adam asked if "two nights" was okay when he asked if tonight was okay, and asked if they could do "three nights".
I think the 10-4 was meant to be 10-41 which means someone's going into active duty which I think is referring to chapter 3 being the first time we see Davis
ngl I do find the among us faces scary I'm sorry for being the problem I do genuinely find the series really interesting though, especially having a religious background it really messes with me. It's flawed, but then, everything we like is.
What I would guess, is that the Police does not help callers to help with an Alternate as the caller themselves could be Alternates and as Mark tried to shoot the Alternate with a Deagle, we can safely say that regular Police Standard Issue weaponry will have no effect on Alternates so there would be no reason to risk officers lives with Alternate encounters.
This, along with the fact that in the first one after just being in the same house as someone it was able to track them all the way to their house, I imagine if this happened to a police officer and they followed them home, assimilated(?) them and pretended to still be an officer they could potentially destroy the entire police department. Another thing could be the police officers are already alternates at this point and just want themselves to spread more.
It's hard to be scared, when your devil's voice is literally one of the text-to-speech options from Mac OS. (if you're wondering which one, it's called 'Whisper')
I put this vod on late one night, and I was falling asleep. My name is Joseph so as I half asleep, all I hear is "wake up Joseph. Wake up wake up wake up..." and I literally shat my pants. Did not sleep after that
Judas was the one who betrayed Jesus. Gabriel was an archangel so I really don't think he would've betrayed Jesus. Also that excerpt after the goofy ahh face was an excerpt from Dante's Inferno from The Divine Comedy. That excerpt is from whenever Dante sees the Devil.
An intruder is just an alternate that's stolen someone's body, I believe, or it's the other way around. Idk, the difference is one is closer to killing you.
I love how it's called Mandela county since it's a county filled or in danger of duplicates or things that we perceive as true but actually not (thus alternate) almost as if mirroring the Mandela Effect
“I am inside your home” yeah buddy me too you’re not special
I’m in your walls, living behind the fridge
@@ididntaskverified3663 can you get me a drink then
@@ididntaskverified3663 can you figure out if the lights inside the fridge actually turns off hen I close the door?
@@toeseater2855 they stay on in models Past 2014 and Sony smart fridges
This comment made me laugh way too hard
Literally bursts into laughter as soon as he sees a cat, Pyro really hasn't changed
From laughing at a disabled cat in a wheelchair to chonky walkin cat
cat????? cry of fear reference
@@AmentiaPurveyorofMadness utopia reference, but I think hes referring to the cat in the wheelchair meme lol
1:30:23
Tru
The scariest part is how the creatures are so certain that Mark is going to kill himself any time now, and that nothing can save him, that they just start having a party outside his bedroom door.
Sr Pelo: Say no more. *releases* *mandela* *magazine*
@Ghosty nah b god made him allergic to cats and spawned some cats in the room
I love Jesus, this I know-
man I love Jesu-
boooooom
Yeah just the legions of hell having a casual convo outsides someones door is hilarious.
the way jonah screams, "shut the fuck up" when he runs away sends chills down my spine
Where
@@cactoose2 1:13:56
it reminds me of smosh for some reason
@@sharpneedle6063brain rot
i love watching pyro laugh at a cat for 20 minutes,just like old times
Oh no that IS old times now isn’t it
@Best 🅥 no
The sus faces are just funny out of context but to be honest, at like 3 am shit hits different.
Exactly
The elongated pupils in a lot of the eyes always remind me of the "pie eyes" from old animated films.
Maybe I just try too hard to immerse myself in these videos because I never really find the faces explicitly funny.
@@zenixkiryu I think it has a lot to do with how you got exposed to it, if you first saw it in a meme thats supposed to be funny you are not gonna be as freaked out by it as if you watched it first on the video
Do NOT watch Jerma985 at 3AM guys!
I have no idea who makes the thumbnails for this channel, but they're doing a bang-up job.
Their Twitter is in description
@@lunamanceranimation Thanks a bunch! Can't believe I didn't notice...
@@davidwilson2916 np ^^
Fun fact at 1:14:26 Juna actually dies because his hungry bars are empty. He didn't get the pizza in time mission failed.
Someone should make a “Jonah Simulator” where you just sit in a van and say stuff to Adam until your ‘hungry bar’ depletes and you get a mission failed
Mandela catalogue video game but you can circumvent the entirety of Volume 2 by getting a pizza before going
Jonah*
“Juna”
How the hell did you get “Juna”
It is actually funny as a Christian watching Pyro completely misremembering biblical characters and their stories, incredible work Pyro, keep it up.
True.
"wait, isnt jesus that guy who built the big boat?"
@@baldurvintheretardedtard8166 That was my favorite biblical story, titled: "Hey uh remember the time Jesus built the big boat?"
super late but reminds me of:
“who did you learn about”
“martin luther king jr”
“and what did he do”
“he died for our sins”
@@yaya.cor.1218 Never too late to pass-on a funny
That's the thing though!
Remember this M.A.D? It refers to when you hear the alternates or smth, and when you hear something / get to know something you don't wanna hear / get to know, you get M.A.D / high 97% of dying. But Adam pursues it. He does not run, he want to know, he wants to hear.
yep, Adam gets M.A.D and rather than wanting to kill himself, he hunts down alternates on some false pretence that because he survived he's special. The fact that he survived assumedly numerous alternate encounters gives him this sense of invincibility which is why he dives head strong into this one, without realising that he's dealing with an actual alternate with the intent to kill, killing him and Jonah, of whom tagged along because of friendship and loyalty, as well as attempting to hold Adam back. Such beautiful character writing on behalf of Alex, just wow
Indeed.
@@iudex-09 wasn't M.A.D supposed to not affect people who *wanted* to hear the alternates?
@@iudex-09 no adams one of the missing kids the alternates can’t kill him for some reason or at least would very much prefer to keep him alive
@@averageterrariafan2215 no MAD affects anyone who hears the alternate. BUT, it’s 97%, so there’s that 3% of people who are affected by MAD and survive.
I read a comment on Wendigoon’s 2nd Mandela Catalogue video basically theorizing that even though the “woman” alternate who called Jonah and Adam didn’t sound unhinged, she still hasn’t completely mastered our language. The comment suggested that the alternate misunderstood them saying “We can come tonight” as “two nights” and then proposed that they stay three nights. It’s also implied that the alternate that called them is the same one that killed Cesar, his mom, and Mark (since the alternate and Cesar’s mom share the same voice actor, and that it used her voice to lure the two to Cesar’s old house)
I don’t understand
"Daddy didn't tuck me in. And there is a man in my closet."
I feel like there's an easy solution: just ask the spook in the closet to tuck you in.
LOL
I love how Pyro goes to the effort to record introductions to the vods.
THAT'S WHY PYRO'S THE GOAT! *THE GOAT!*
???
@@envi1108 it did it twice
Pyro actually got disappointed about the fact that he couldn’t watch the Mandela catalog in 1080p 60fps
Bro why muh analguo horor not 4k
unkown1246whoosh
I think it’s really interesting how at the beginning it says the alters use psychological war and you see that come up over and over my favorite example is when they taunt Jonah for running away and you can tell it’s actually working
Thanks to pyro, my humour keeps devolving from well structured jokes to MLG to now analog horror self awareness memes
I cant watch this without laughing
I like the world building and atmosphere,but the funny faces are getting me
Thats the thing about horror, the best horror has a really thin line of being absolutely terrifying to some and hilarious to others, the hole end of hereditary is one of those examples too, it was honestly one of the scariest things Ive seen in a movie, but I also read that some think its funny, or shining is also an example of it.
@@deadshot0908 Yeah the faces has genuinely given me nightmares. I hate Uncanny Valley bullshit and this hits right home.
Watch it in the dark with surround sound speakers
I love how Pyro had the same logic as me, viewing something scary in a smaller screen somehow makes it less scary lmao
Fr
Same
The smaller screen has the recommended videos on the side, and thus reminding you, you're watching a video, so it kinda keeps you from being totally immersed but in a good way
Atleast that's how I see it
Me and chat had the same thought when I kept watching Pyro looking at his other monitor lol. It was like trying to watch a show with someone else who keeps looking away and ignoring the show.
Then it turned out he was looking at the OBS view because he was scared.
the pyro starterpack:
binge an entire horror series
get scared at a donation
True
I thing i really like is that apparently Noah was visited by the “angel” and was scared, not because of the angel but that he knew…
that it was not an angel.
I become ever more happier the days Pyro uploads his vods.
Very nice. Now let's see Paul Allen's Mandela Catalog
Haha American psycho funny
@@k_dub025 facts though, so true my friend
@@anusaukko6792 👍
i find it cool how some people watch this and find it hilarious but then there’s people like me who are absolutely terrified
Def it it conceptually horrifying. I can understand bothsides
Apparently it basically boils down to if you're religious then it's scary if you're not religious then it's funny haha moment
@@shadow-lord9176 I'm not even religious i don't know why but that face 5:37 is just creepy it makes me feel very uncomfortable
@@shadow-lord9176bruh I mock God/Jesus every time I can and this shit legit gets me feeling a sense of dread and makes my hurt sound in all of the room.
The most terrifying for me specially is the one where the baby is crying, disappears, and then the mom suicides, it just horrifies me (And the rest are very unsettling too, but I can tell why people make fun of/laugh of the faces)
@@shadow-lord9176 the Sus faces are funny everything else is unsettling and not religious
my face when I see binary code (Epic Mandela catalogue reference)
Terrible ARGs like 5 years ago did this all the time, "It's in binary look at this super hidden message please care"
@The Game Shorts 🅥 holy shit its finally here!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!! BInARRRY!?!1?! IS THAT A HAXOR REFRENC?!?!?!
My brain when I see binary: "aw yeah, it's ARG time"
How has one innocent game ruined the entire internet permanently? These are the questions we should be asking.
Because it became popular during a critical moment in the globes history, the pandemic, when most people were ordered to stay inside.
With people staying inside, and the game being free on phones, everyone who missed their friends started playing it with them.
Then it died because people realized that all it had to offer was "you're sus, and maybe my other friend is sus"
But since it was so popular so quick, everyone remembers it, even if it died quick from it's simple premise.
Basically TLDR; game got popular during pandemic, smash hit, died super quick, small game big impact.
@@citizenvulpes4562 I was asking more rhetorically, but yeah, unfortunate timing
"cry of fear acting" is so fucking true lmao
To be fair, a lot of the stilted and awkward feeling in the dialog is entirely deliberate; it's meant to show that the speaker is already an alternate. That particular scene doesn't have that excuse, but a lot of the rest does.
29:44 Couldn't help but notice something was missing here...
Too disturbing? (Distraught by the sight of her missing infant.)
Iirc the mother hangs herself in that scene, so I can see why he cut it from the vod on YT. Probably what got the original age restricted in the first place
@@endermaniac9877 still pissed as someone who doesnt have twitch,
@@Joa7_7 take it up with UA-cam lmfao
The creator creating his own official parody is brilliant.
Man I really wanna see more of these things, the tension is fucking amazing
tbh when he laugh at the cat walking towards the camera I found it quite wholesome and cute
Watching pyro not taking the first volume seriously has the same vibe as you showing your favorite shoe to your friend and he has he same face all he while watching it lmao
Bro i was so confused what you meant by showing your friend your favorite shoe until i realized you meant show
@@hautoa1513bro thank you I was so lost reading this comment
2 corinthians 10-41 "Whoever welcomes a prophet as a prophet will receive a prophet’s reward,"
this is what you get if you put the soccer score along with the extra one into google with 2 corinthians, he do be a bit of a baddy prophet tho.
19:03
Man really just exploded into blood so much blood.
It even went through the screen,
Was watching this and the smoke alarm started blaring halfway through, scared me like nothing before
shitted pants alarm went off and became real
I love and hate how he is missing everything because of the donations and subscriptions, whilst he constantly looks at chat.
49:25 - one comment in the original pointed this out actually. The woman, clearly an alternate, asked if they could do 3 nights when the victim said "tonight", misinterpreting it as "2 night"
While the alternates can comprehend language, they can't fully understand it thus why they get confused sometimes
19:30
Pov: what the last Pringle in the can sees
48:46 "I appreciate it more than you can think" is a chilling statement knowing the context.
God will not judge you lightly for saying “Sussy Christ” 💀
It's the anti christ, "sussy christ=anti christ"
I know its been months since this came out, but the real ringer that the lady calling about the cat spirit is an alternate is when she thinks Adam asked if "two nights" was okay when he asked if tonight was okay, and asked if they could do "three nights".
I don’t know why, but upon that realization, I thought that was hilarious.
Been waiting for this Vod Keep it up man
If he says monka 1 more time im gonna set myself on fire
Pyro: My palms are sweaty. My knees weak. My arms are heavy.
hope hes not overworking himself, happy with the content.
He should do monument mythos, genuinely the best analog series out there
I think the 10-4 was meant to be 10-41 which means someone's going into active duty which I think is referring to chapter 3 being the first time we see Davis
Love the latest videos on analog horror, hope you are enjoyng it as well.
@JJ Shorts 🅥 holy cr*p really?!? It's finally here?!?
@@machine_toaster202 yes
@@machine_toaster202 bro what the h#ck ive been waiting for for evr!!!1!1
@JJ Shorts 🅥 you know what else is here?? Your mom
I love how pyro just got slowly and slowly more scared
ngl I do find the among us faces scary I'm sorry for being the problem
I do genuinely find the series really interesting though, especially having a religious background it really messes with me. It's flawed, but then, everything we like is.
rule of 3's thing is a big pitfall and something that these kinds of series need to stop doing though I completely agree.
Same, absolutely terrifying, love it sm
What I would guess, is that the Police does not help callers to help with an Alternate as the caller themselves could be Alternates and as Mark tried to shoot the Alternate with a Deagle, we can safely say that regular Police Standard Issue weaponry will have no effect on Alternates so there would be no reason to risk officers lives with Alternate encounters.
This, along with the fact that in the first one after just being in the same house as someone it was able to track them all the way to their house, I imagine if this happened to a police officer and they followed them home, assimilated(?) them and pretended to still be an officer they could potentially destroy the entire police department. Another thing could be the police officers are already alternates at this point and just want themselves to spread more.
Mark killed himself, not the alternate.
@@dabiggestvoir But we can safely assume, that he tried to kill the Alternate first. And only killed himself as a last resort.
@@dabiggestvoir alternates make you go insane so you kill yourself, that's their whole method
Imagine using computers all ur life but still clicking the refresh button w your mouse
Mandela's been real quiet since Scrimblo dropped
Honestly alternates be getting mad clips like they got so many kills without even laying a hand on anyone
"The letter Haych"
Legit thought you were Alex Kister
@@BritishRailClass47 Lmaoo yeah, I kind of did a little copying
@@venturen1818 We do a little bit of intruding.
@@The_True_Mx_Pink We do a little bit of alternating.
*This stream was brought to you by The letter 'h'*
48:40 kept laughing at it the whole video
Pyro tries not to mention cry of fear in his stream (Impossible)
This series terrified me and still is spooky. However with all the reactions and explanations I do feel better.
Take a shot everytime he says monker
It's hard to be scared, when your devil's voice is literally one of the text-to-speech options from Mac OS. (if you're wondering which one, it's called 'Whisper')
The alternates can only communicate through technology unless you have M.A.D. it is intentional.
@@ssgoko88
Love when people criticize the story without knowing the story.
pyro tell the person that makes your thumbnails that they do a GREAT job
As someone who was christian for most of their childhood, seeing a bible story distorted like that is chilling.
Same here.
12:12 when you’re playing a ranked match and run out of insults for the enemy team.
I little too scary for me at 1:30 AM in a pitch black room, so pyrotechnics is helping me out.
My new kitty loves the little pyro on the bottom of the screen, is there a bigger version of the gif?
I was watching the vod on my phone and he kept tapping it lol
@@UwU-sp9be That's pretty cute, ngl. Does your kitty have a name?
@@UwU-sp9be tell us your cat's name and tell him we love him
Finally, a UA-camr that actually made this less scary lmao
I put this vod on late one night, and I was falling asleep. My name is Joseph so as I half asleep, all I hear is "wake up Joseph. Wake up wake up wake up..." and I literally shat my pants. Did not sleep after that
this is faker than any ask reddit response
@@andoy_ common redditor moment
@@glowstone6448 i doubt you shit your pants
im going to close my closet before i sleep because of this
1:30:26 oh pyro never change please 😂
Judas was the one who betrayed Jesus. Gabriel was an archangel so I really don't think he would've betrayed Jesus. Also that excerpt after the goofy ahh face was an excerpt from Dante's Inferno from The Divine Comedy. That excerpt is from whenever Dante sees the Devil.
4:27 pyro calling Jospeh “baby” is so funny 💀😭
I love how the first clipped he used of jerma being mandelalized was made by the creator of the mandela catalog
I wonder if people would've took the faces a bit more seriously if the sus meme wasn't a thing
33:15 The moment that he realises his foolishness.
Ah yes sleeping material
Watching these makes me realise how op sociopaths could be against alternates.
You cant fear anything if you dont have emotions in the first place.
Do you actually know what a sociopath is?
@@lewiswood9154 pyrocynical
@@lewiswood9154 Jake Paul 💀
@Ghosty Pyrocynical
Sociopaths have emotions, psychopaths don't.
55:59 Pyro casually being 1000 iq
7:41 Pyro literally spitting facts about himself
This is what happens when we do a little too much trolling
alternates prey on fear
just get high and when you see one say "fuckin' 'ell I'm seein' shit"
19:00 bro's room turned red💀
Tbh the entire time he was talking about expecting a jumpscare I was exacting the tf2 soldier to suddenly appear and say 'BOOOOO!'
Im addicted to this series i love it so much
I keep myself knowledgeable of this man because of his amazing background noise
I LOVE YOUR CONTENT!!!!
Average Pyro: when you steal from an old lady, its not you, it's your brain
the “kill yourself” legitimately made me laugh so hard. actual gen z humour btw
I think the reason why the police don't help is because they don't know if the person calling is an alternate or not
That, or the video was sabotaged by the alternates to keep their victims isolated.
It makes it SO MUCH BETTER after playing ULTRA KILL.
Every time Pyro says "Monka" I lose a year of life.
1 and a half hour of le brit’sh man watching le spooky analog videos
I'm waiting for him to react to volume 333 and every day gets brighter
Me getting mad at chat for interrupting the speaking parts
I think Intruders are different than atlernates. or like a lower tier of alternate
An intruder is just an alternate that's stolen someone's body, I believe, or it's the other way around.
Idk, the difference is one is closer to killing you.
After 20 century humor memes i cant stop laughing at glitches and jerma faces everywhere
17:56 that tuba sounding noice made me laugh
31:17 secret ending tier
I love how it's called Mandela county since it's a county filled or in danger of duplicates or things that we perceive as true but actually not (thus alternate) almost as if mirroring the Mandela Effect
I read the " daddy didn't tuck me in" wrong,
I read tuck as the word fuck, I'm scared for my mentality