The Colbert Report - "Hard Choices" - Hillary Clinton
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- Опубліковано 5 сер 2014
- After engaging Stephen in an epic name-dropping battle, "Hard Choices" author Hillary Clinton prompts him to make an important decision.
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She seems so natural here, but on the campaign every little gesture seems like an act
But this sounded so much more scripted.
Watch her eyes.
She was reading a teleprompter the whole time.
Only time I've seen her off script was in court.
I wouldnt be surprised if her pillowtalk with Bill was scripted
hate to break it to you but that was 100% scripted
I think that is because of our system. I'm sure she still had some of that then though
She seems so much happier back then
Lord Peaches it's because trump sucked the life energy out of the other candidates
this is a bit OT but my dad had a massive cardiac arrest (followed two weeks later by a "sudden death event" - i.e., when you drop over dead but then someone manages to get your heart re-started).
he was 54.
(he beat every statistic bc he came out the other side "not infirm" and - for the sudden death - not mentally impaired.)
his previous life was over - and that took a bit to adjust to - but he had another 20 yrs that were (per him) FAR more full of family (10 grandbabies), travel that my folks wouldn't have taken, and (again, per him) wondrously more valuable.
I genuinely hope she finds what else can give life value. that isn't snark. (I just don't know how to put it.)
Running against Trump, not even once
@@lauriecoulthard5252 Trump is her husband's friend. They went golfing together. It was even reported by the Washington Post that Bill was the person who encouraged Trump to run. The Clintons and the Trump's are friends.
yep
the presidency and the race for election wears on people. Look at Obama, the man aged 40 years in just 8 years in office.
"She seems so. natural here" that's what happens when you actually give her a smart host that can keep up with her intelligence.
The American Electoral College disagrees
Yeah, I remember seeing this for the first time and laughed so hard. Can't believe things change so much
Meh, Hilary is the worst, it even shows through here.
This is the vibe that her campaign should have had
I find it really hard to understand why is there even a challenge between Hillary and Sanders (and that other dude what ever his name is). You guys have a guy who wants to support young people economically and cut down the fucking wallstreet right infront of you. Sanders' the president everyone would want.
You need Sanders, wheter you like it or not, he seems to genuinely care and has a clear idea of what he's gonna do.
His name is governor o malley but he dropped out lol
Kamehalani Cunha oh lol, why's that?
+Razvan Tanase I suppose cause he knew he would lose. Too many delegates going to HRC and Bernie
Kamehalani Cunha That's a weird campaign you guys have over there lol: You've got old Justin Bieber who can't stand that one mexican guy making more money that he once used to, Blonde old Selena Gomez who's still trying to sell bullshit, and then Benjamin Button who's trying to look young... which he actually does cause he's french.
Can't wait for Trump to check Bernie's birth certificate when he becomes president lol. I'm calling it.
+Razvan Tanase Sanders is the president people in other countries want for a better world
Steven is much more funnier in this show then in his new show at cbs
wow this actually made her likeable
Watch her eyes.
She was reading a teleprompter the whole time.
***** She's still the same lying, corrupt, corporate sellout everyone hates.
Her reading from a focus grouped script doesn't change anything.
That's my point.
I doth thinketh she shall be next president which fills mine heart with woe.
Sir Sanders ran a flawless campaign so thine DNC uttered "hell no"
They limited debates, planted spies and took his voter information
Anything the DNC could do to help lady Hillary run the nation.
And if you think she's innocent and the DNC's at fault
Well guess who joined the Clinton campaign? Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
To make your distorted point you conveniently ignored the follow-up, that Wasserman Schultz actually didn't stay with the Clinton campaign, she had to return home to run for reelection.
www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2016/09/06/debbie-wasserman-schultz-doing-what-needed-to-be-done/
Next, let's compare the gravity of this to that toady Reince Priebus who is enabling a psychotic narcissist.
And you believe that article?
It's obviously pro Debbie, they're trying to put a spin on it to humanize her.
[I asked her about her curly mane. “You think I’d plan this hair this way?!” she asked rhetorically through laughter.]
The closest they came to touching on her limiting the debates, hiding them behind major sporting events, and planting people in Sanders campaign to sabotage him was:
"...her tumultuous relationship with Sen. Bernie Sanders’s presidential campaign."
Lol. Glad our future president has a sense of humor like our current one.
No way. There's no candidate on the republican side with the overall support and name recognition as Hillary Clinton.
yeah.. theyre great actors...
So the little woman is getting in due to her hubby's last name? Really? So much for feminism...
lets vote off name recognition instead of using our fucking heads! hillary has shown to be happy to feed the military-industrial complex for her own profit, at the cost of being a detriment to humanity. shes looking out for bankers and warmongers, not you or i
*****
Naw, naw, she's also really qualified for the job, and she's probably going to make a great president.
Obviously scripted, but still quite enjoyable! :)
+Anna Munsey-Kano it's always is, even the recently bernie's visit, the difference is that name-droping is natural to clinton while defending "exploted" workers is for sanders
i mean just look at what happens when politicians go off script for even 5 minutes. can't risk that. but the scripts are always great when colbert is involved
I actually thought she was likable and human here... and then I went down and read the comments sigh
what have the comments got to do with how you feel and think,don't let the mob browbeat you,your first instinct was correct.
This is like watching my Mom making jokes after a couple holiday drinks, except everyone is chanting her name and laughing for some reason.
Jason Siks funny you see this the week before i do
Ah, it was a simpler time. The Colbert Report was still on. David Bowie was still alive. Hillary Clinton still had a glint of hope in her eyes, as did the country.
I miss it so.
Oh those good old days when progressives used to chant Hillary!!
same! this negative campaign makes me sad, my friends who were talking about Obama today, Hillary tomorrow and were so happy about it are now saying they hate her. I don't understand!
Progressive here who hated Hillary in 2008 too. She's a awful person and not progressive at all. No one wants Bush 3.0 especially a candidate who's such a known liar. She's honestly just as bad as Trump.
You are obviously not Muslim, latino, black or a woman.
+Kathy Nguyen And all the Muslims, Latinos, blacks and women who voted for Bernie Sanders aren't "real" Muslims, Latinos, blacks and women, right?
em.. when was that exactly?
burn Hard Choices
fangirling so hard right now #Hillary2016
kind've miss Colbert's old platform.
please check out Bernie Sanders. he is more authentic. no doubt she is better than republicans but she is still owned by the banks !! come on !!!
FEEL THE BURN!!!!
+Saud Mujahid * FEEL THE BERN :P my bad
+Autumn Henderson-Brazie No seriously. +Saud Mujahid is right. Hillary may be better than your average Republican candidate, but she pales in comparison to Bernie. She says all these things but her voting record says otherwise.
These comments are hilarious. Nice job, Internet! Nice job...
You should know by now that the number one way to get disappointed by our country's people is looking at UA-cam comments :p
***** I'm against Clinton, so I'm not entirely sure what your major malfunction is, private, but I don't think I want to know...
***** I was emulating the drill sargeant from Full Metal Jacket. I was asking what your issue was.
***** Maybe tone it down a bit, Joshua was bring a little bit of levity to the conversation and you jumped down his throat falsely assuming he was a Hillary supporter. WWBD no need to be so aggressive, just drop a bit of playful truth. "I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. This is why right temporarily defeated is stronger than evil triumphant." -- from Dr. King's Nobel Peace Prize Acceptance Address, 1964
Randy Wen I'm British, but I have to agree that the USA has run into a spot of bad luck when it comes to their presidents.
Even if it was scripted, I still found it funny.
WTF.....she couldn't handle the secretary of state position, how in the Fuck.. could she handle the presidency.
Colbert should run on as a republican as a joke . Use his irony to make fun of extreme conservative ideas during debates, im sure the moderate republicans would love to see that.
2:55 those eyes....THOSE EYES.....something cold and terrible resides there
+DIAbycmgm Judging a world leader by their appearance; are you a republican?
+UploadAccount Lighten up lol
+UploadAccount uhhhh they were implying she is soulless. Which she is.
+DIAbycmgm You're projecting.
+DIAbycmgm being a career politician for decades makes you cold i guess
I am so sick of this lady
She walks onto the set like, "Okay, I think that's... my cue. I... I think so- Oh! Yes! My cue!"
e-mail pal woth the Nigerian prince :D ahahahahahahahaha best one ever.
Ferdinand Francis *with
YEZ
Are you making fun of my speech impediment, mate?
Ferdinand Francis Yes, "mate".
YEZ
Don't call me "mate", buddy
Ferdinand Francis Sure, "buddy".
I loved it when Clinton and Colbert spoke about who they knew and Colbert said he had spoken with Bill Clinton and Hillary should have responded that she had slept with him, then Colbert should have said 'Oh everyone has."
Hillary couldn’t handle that.
That would have been fucking hilarious
Never would've happened, but now I wanna see it sooooo bad
You sir r talented
that woulda been great but she would never have allowed it. she's been running from his sex scandals following her around since the 90s
omg so much hate here for no reason
No there is reason.
See you've swallowed the right-wing corporate kool aid
krrrcht huh?
I see you've swallowed the left-wing aristocratic kool aid.
Cdubs B Aristocracy is by definition right wing. Saying left-wing aristocracy is like saying you have a black cue ball.
I hate Clinton, BUT if I pretend she's a good candidate, then this video is quite funny.
Don't hate your future president. Nay, your queen! Bow down before queen Hillary! Bow!
+Ty J That's the queens property, you keep your mouth away from his puny human winkie!
Joey Salazar ...uuhh... I am sorry she brainwashed you. Have a great life!
+Lunna Von Lley Fool! She's going to help out the middle-class and raise minimum wage, and treat everyone equally. Please don't tell me you support that other foolish human trump!
Joey Salazar Raising minimum wage is an awful way to help the poor. Do you really think McDonalds would raise their employees salary and waste more money or fire employees and keep costs minimum? Minimum wage keeps people unemployed.
And no, I don't support Trump, both candidates are idiots. Don't believe the "help the poor" lies. Nothing but socialist speech. And if you want, I might even explain why socialism is bad if you ask.
There's a big BIG crisis in the US' and the world's way. Hillary will postpone it, making it worse. But hey, Trump's big mouth would probably cause a WW3, so I guess that we are all screwed in the end.
her laugh is pure evil
You as a president not a hard choice, I say no
Do you realize what your alternative is?
Dylan Geva do you realize how much anyone else cares
About the future of America? Yeah. They care a lot.
Dylan Geva very vague considering thats why alot of people don't want hillary. its not a contest to them, its about which direction this country will go, trump takes it back to the 60s and hillary takes it back to 2007, think about 2008 before you reply, what was so wrong with 2007
The 60s?! You want the days where America had an awful nuclear arms race with the Soviet Union, involved itself in unnecessary wars around the world, continued to segregate minorities (especially African Americans), and destabilized governments in favor of corrupt dictatorships? If that's the kind of thing you're in to, then I'm not here to judge.
At least the US was great once.
When was the US great?
It's never been great... Its always been in debt, its people hate each other, and it cant win a war to save its own life!
Robert Smyth So you realized that any time period you replied with would have some obvious horrible thing that would make it not great, and decided to make a shitty joke instead of try to defend your dumb statement.
Id say it was pretty great from 1920-1965.
Namir Khaliq You realize the Great Depression is in there, right?
Also you're saying that America was great back when black people weren't able to vote, so that's kinda fucked.
This has to be a practised scenario.. I dont think hillary is capable of making improv jokes..
It seemed quite rehearsed, indeed... although, if you ignore how sh!t Hillary is as a candidate I found the jokes quite funny.
Shows with guest interviews are always rehearsed.
Sam Harris Well, yeah.
You can see she is looking at cue cards. Its like a snl sketch.
Bernie Sanders 2016! Wake up America!
lalejew nah, rand paul ftw
lalejew Bernie Sanders vs Rand Paul would be the dream presidential race.
RIPdixiecarter I hope hillary doesn't get the place bernie deserves. Same goes for j bush and rand paul.
Call me a pessimist but people are too irrational and sentimental to make that a reality.
lalejew I like Bernie Sanders, but he's a bit old. His family has a history of heart disease. I fear that the strain of office may spell the end for him.
Hillary Clinton is really beautiful, sucha beautiful voice and pair of eyes
Don't be fooled!! Look away! Don't stare into here eyes!!!!
Don't look too close or you'll turn to stone
This guy just oozes comedy...He's got comedy in every ounce of him and this show got it out in the very best way possible.
whats funny is that now they chant "Bernie! Bernie! Bernie!"
...and everyone in that room would have never guessed that Trump would be president...
Hillary 2016
ldang329 yeah that didn't work out
This conversation is so artificial and stilted it's making me cringe.
oh so this is where this question comes from!!! ( the duck and horses one) lol
The "New York Times Best-Seller List" has been based on publisher deals for years.
The last people cheered louder at Clinton than Sanders
He's remarkably and eerily quiet about Bernie Sanders, the *actual* front runner. I find her actually exceedingly insincere and distant, with cold and dead fish eyes.
This was from 2014, bernie hadnt even announced then
I loved her Ken Dodd impression at 2:53
She absolutely nailed it. All that was missing was a tickling stick. :D
"I'd first find common ground between Ducks and Horses and then bomb the shit out of them until I didn't have to even philosophize that question" I'm pretty sure that's what was on the tip of her tongue before she was saved by the teleprompter
what do people really see in Hillary that makes them say "I want her to be president"
Call of Doge it's scary to think that there are people who use that as their logic.
Because she's a Democrat? They are a political party with something called a "platform" that informs everyone of where you generally stand politically. She's also Hillary freaking Clinton! Do you not know what this woman has done and been through, the life she's lead?!
Christopher Martin she hasn't accomplished any major success in her life she is much better known for her lies than her truths.
as a lawyer she defended a rapist whose semen was on the victims underwear in order to get those results though the scientist had to cut the piece with the seamen off for testing and it was destroyed in the process but they could not repeat the process. Hillary held up the underwear with the square cut out and said "there's no seamen on here the victim is lying" and she got the rapist free under that logic all she cared about was winning the case right or wrong had nothing to do with it.
as a lawyer she was also initially on the Watergate board but was expelled because she was accused of tampering with evidence by her boss who was appalled at her "character" and summed her up as a liar.
as secretary of state she refused to send added security to the Benghazi consulate resulting in the deaths of 4 Americans including an ambassador she refused to take responsibility or even apologize.
as senator she voted for the Iraq war and had a large number of absences from key senate meetings that would go to show she didn't care what laws were being passed she cared more about her own free time.
Do you have a source for your claims?
***** she's a good liar and some people are very gullible
Her eyes expand so much!
she's reading the teleprompter
First an African American, then a woman, then an latino. Republican tears are so delicious.
who the fuck let you out of tumblr
a* Latino
Nah mang, an Latino.
***** They would have to be some kind of half Christian half Muslim hybrid.
***** Halfies are scientifically hot.
***** You're right. Republicans have had just as many Black, Women and Latino candidates. Republican presidents also appointed lots of high positions to minorities like Collin Powell, Clarence Thomas and Antonin Scalia. Saying Republicans are Racist and Sexist is just a sorry lie.
OOOOH that was a hard choice... snubbing Wisconsin like that... and now, you pay Ms Clinton.
Hillary 2016!!
NO, please no. Warren 2016 or Sanders 2016 not Hilary!
Fuck that x44643334689976543235
You mean the guy who runs away from a challenge? Not a chance
Because she's arguably the best person for the job. Nothing superficial about it. She is the most qualified
She was electd to the senate twice by the state of New York, she has supported social causes such as nationalized medical insurance and causes for women. She has engaged more countries as Secretary of State than any other. Her experience gives her a great deal of qualification. So who do you think is better?
We all know the horses would say neigh to anything she proposed.
guys pause it at @2:54
which would you rather fight, "one-horse-sized duck or 100 hundred duck-sized horses?"
Those jokes were more fake and flimsy than Trump's toupee in an Iowa tornado.
Rand Paul for 2016 anyone?
You can't be serious.
maybe ron, but rand is a sellout...
rafael502 No thank you.
rafael502 Rand Paul is not His father so no i won't vote for him
RAND PAUL RAND PAUL RAND PAUL!!! VOTE FOR HIM TO KEEP YOUR GUNS TO KEEP YOUR FREEDOM
It’s 2018 and I watch this to cry
I hate Hillary, and I support Gary Johnson, but if he doesn't get the 15% that he needs, I'll vote for her.
ANYONE over Donald Trump.
"Hard Choices" describes the general election.
Bernie Sanders for President!
omg came here from his 2012 talk at google and the duck horse question came from one of the fan questions! lol living the legacy of this important question
Why are people getting butthurt about Hillary being on the show ? It really doesn't matter as long as we get a good laugh. Hate is just fear and ignorance , backed up by stubborn minds. This show isn't for people like that , so why watch it if you can't look past your political stances
Two years later the majority was Feeling The Bern.
And they could have bernt the establishment down
If the majority were "Feeling the Bern" he would have won the nomination for his party.
Bob Cat His voters were especially independents. That's why they held closed primaries and suppressed the voter turn out in the areas where he was more likely to win. It's just one example of how the primaries were tilted against him.
Senjadon X The primaries were decided closed long before he ever chose to run as a Democrat. He could have ran as an independent if he were worried about this system backfiring. Or he could have actually campaigned towards traditional democrats. Unfortunately for his supporters, Hillary was just the more attractive candidate to the voters.
that was hard to watch
Goddamit he broke character. HE's sopposed to be hostile and ask a bunch of gotcha questions.
And wow, could that have been any more scripted?
Voted for the war in Iraq, OK with NSA, a pushover for Wall Street ... what's for a liberal not to like?
***** You sound exactly like republicans do, god forbid anyone criticizes your precious candidates or you go into a frenzy.
***** She voted so bush can go into iraq and start the war... So she had her hands in on starting the war. And i seriously doubt she will touch the nsa. She did vote for the patriot act. And Obama was against it until he became president. She will be no good for the usa
Most authentic interview / guest appearance. Evuuuuurr.
I agree... It was sooooo bad... Pl don't go down this road Colbert of getting the guests you want but with safe but terrible material to go with it
3:42-5:00
My hunger for smart humor thanks you❤️
this interview is what made me decide I couldn't stomach Colbert anymore
Lel Hilary didn't name drop Goldman Sachs CEO or FBI directors...
She better name drop some FBI directors now... Comey....
Bob Cat what if she kick-drops comey instead?
That is the most human-like Hillary can appear
If she's gonna be the president, who's gonna be the first lady?
Eldest daughter.
Monica
Bill clinton
Gee d'ya think that was scripted? She's not as good on TV as the Orange One. That 'splains everything.
Clinto is about as real as Trumps toupee.
Trump is a business man at heart. He has both donated and sided with both Dems and Reps to get what he needed for his business.
I'd like to see that same strategy for getting this country back on track. Politics aside, a good president does what's best for the US first, period. Starting in the first Clinton administration through Bush until now, presidents have done what's best for everyone BUT the US and that needs to change ASAP if we're to have a country left anymore.
Lastly, with the Media covering Hillary nonstop and with more super delegates on her side, it's doubtful he'll get the votes to win the upcoming primaries.
Look up the electoral college and that will paint a better picture of the entire process.
+Cam Maida Yeah sorry I don't think the US should be run like Trump's bankrupted casinos. Trump even had 8 billion dollars in personal debt about 10 years ago. What kind of fiscal irresponsibility is that? US doesn't need more debt.
So...very?
Hilary was within strangling distance and Stephen MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY!
When Hilary says PEACE she means a WORLD WITHOUT MOST HUMANS.
She's awesome at reading a teleprompter. Bernie 2016!
2:50 And the crowd goes wild!! XD
No one noticed the great physical comedy by Colbert once Hillary came on stage. He stood up in shock and kept his jacket unbuttoned, then buttoned it back up as he sat down.
Interview was bland, but Colbert can still do fun stuff when he wants to.
I LOVE THIS!!!!! SHE WAS SO BELOVED!!!!!!!!
If by beloved you mean incredibly hated then yes. She was very beloved
@@mickeydusk 3million votes
One of the best moments in TV! I miss Clinton. I miss the Colbert Report.
My god, is she reading a teleprompter?
Yes she is. Quite obvious.
Damn. I miss her a lot. Such enormous political experience
The only choices she has made are BAD CHOICES
Secretary Hillary's hardest choice seems to be telling the truth.
Wow this actually made her likable. Good job to the screenwriters
Hill for prez. Just as good as a man, but we would not have to pay her as much.
What the hell are you talking about? Women are paid the same amount of money per hour as men are.
Randy Hodges funny but stings a little. women should not be paid 20% less than a man..
David Nichols Good thing they are not.
That doesn't make any sense, but when do sexists ever make sense
It's obvious Steven wrote all of Hillary's dialogue.
Conundrum is something that is puzzling or confusing.Six contradictions of socialism in the United States of America:1. America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized.2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims.3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the government.4. Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer.5. The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about - yet they want America to be more like those other countries.That pretty much sums up the USA in the 21st Century.
I bet even her poops are scripted.
And now I have nightmares about Hillary Clinton entering my house while I'm sleeping.
No Hillary.... you were the hard choice
I came here for satirical, yet relevant political discourse and I got a wooden skit. Why not get Rick Perry in here and do a line dance?
Obviously a hundred duck-sized horses.
*_I heard this was the day Steven Colbert began his long journey of neuterization..._*
y'all only hated her once she started asking for promotion. Remember how much you loved her? Ask yourself what you're actually uncomfortable about...
Yikes Im writing a paper about Burma and as a Hilary supporter it made me cringe to hear her talking about meeting their PM.
I miss this show
This was so much fun to watch. So it was scripted? She still sold it with her charm.
When I think "scripted interview" I think of this one. Even after more than 5 years, I haven't seen a televised interaction in which every single word uttered was this obviously scripted.
Duh, this was a bit. How can it not be scripted?
interesting how they are coming out with new ways of introducing politicians without having them boooooed ^^
What would Clinton DO that would make the world a more peaceful place exactly?
+Richard Boase choose hardly