Do I answer my own questions, yes. do I do it for comedic affect, yes,. do I think it’s funny, Kinda. Am I going to continue to do it because of the ongoing bit and I Kinda enjoy it, absolutely
@@cgreeson22 Do you comment on your own comment immediately after posting your original comment instead of just editing it or simply proofreading it in the first place? Yes. Do you superficially criticize your own grammar & punctuation on your own original comment that you hadn't proofread, that you just could have edited instead of criticizing your original comment elucidating your lack of any actual intelligence or confidence in your verbal expression of the english language? Uhh... (proofreads) Yes. 😊
I always listen to this podcast on the train on my way to work and every time I try to hold myself from busting out laughing and always end up having the stupidest grin on my face the whole journey! :)
I had no idea that guy even existed until this episode. How was he not popular in the US when techno music was popular in that brief moment in 1997/98?
lmao he did the same thing at the show I went to. would of loved to meet him but I'm ashamed to say those shirts would of made a dent. his comedy was A1 though
1 minute in and I’m already sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for that second cash app cash card advert already because they have the best debit card and you can get 10% discounts at Whole Foods, shake shack, chipotle, Taco Bell, chick fil a, and all coffee shops around the country.
The only way i'm able to survive California's 405 freeway to and from work everyday is with Congratulations. @chris d'elia unknowingly saved at leat 15 auto drivers' lives from my rage. Thanks, Chris.
Holy shit that German scat part had me dying lmao please don’t ever change the format of this because your rants that just get OUT THERE are the absolute best
25:08 I'm pretty sure that most people know the lawnmower next to the tree is a metaphor about his idea that weed was blinding him to his haters plans against him
Any Scatman John fans? Ella Fitzgerald taught him how to scat which helped him conquer a serious stutter problem. A real jazz fusion legend. His musical journey is definitely one for the books. All love!
The Rami Malek impression. The Scatman bit. This is one of the funniest episodes he’s ever put out. Also, again, the Rami Malek impression. I forgot for a second it was Chris. It was that good.
I fucking miss you so much Chris! Thousands are waiting for your return to the top, even though you're still on top in my mind! We love ya man, we will be waiting sir!
Prolly shoulda done it a while back but just did it. Got on blue apron with your promo. I hate grocery shopping and Im tryin to be dentless in 2019 so thank you. Just a real baby out here keepin it real.
I'm from the mid west. I used to be a person who said "I can't even feel it anymore." But actually what I meant was "I don't really mind it anymore because I'd rather be cold than hot and it give a nice chill that is tingly and fun"
22:55 LOL Thats exactly the way Rami speaks!! 30: 01 Im so happy someone is finally talking about Scatman!! I used to listen this weird music in my childhood.
I watch this while I get ready for work in the morning. Its hard to put on make-up while you're laughing your ass off😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 making fun of his friend with the high ass killed me😫
I am from the Midwest.. Aurora IL. And it was too much for me... I moved... My sisters moved.. My mom and father moved.. We live in the south now. Do I miss Chicago .. Yes... Very very much
I have never laughed this hard, my chest hurts, bro that scat man bit... undoubtably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, especially when he starts talking about Germans, dead god😂😂
The Scatman shit makes me laugh my ass off so much. I can't imagine how many times I've watched it.
I look forward to your podcast. It’s like a new 1 hour special every week.
Easily my favourite podcast around right now.
I'm just here for a silly goose time... and that's it.
Want a real silly goose time?
720-635-2745
@@brettlogan1421 I'm tempted......
Brett Logan Aldoit
@@turtlepowersf I bet you are.
@@gray7854 bring it.
“Imagine slitting your wrists to that song” bruh I’m dying😂
Do I answer my own questions, yes. do I do it for comedic affect, yes,. do I think it’s funny, Kinda. Am I going to continue to do it because of the ongoing bit and I Kinda enjoy it, absolutely
Did I use proper English and punctuation? I don’t think so
Are you biting daddy’s style? Yes. Do I think it’s funny? Kinda. Do I want you to stop immediately? Yes.
get you a man that can do both 8)
@@cgreeson22
Do you comment on your own comment immediately after posting your original comment instead of just editing it or simply proofreading it in the first place? Yes. Do you superficially criticize your own grammar & punctuation on your own original comment that you hadn't proofread, that you just could have edited instead of criticizing your original comment elucidating your lack of any actual intelligence or confidence in your verbal expression of the english language? Uhh... (proofreads) Yes.
😊
Cam x Cam you’re so cool cammy!
I always listen to this podcast on the train on my way to work and every time I try to hold myself from busting out laughing and always end up having the stupidest grin on my face the whole journey! :)
Not Even Wrong same for me at the gym on elliptical. Fav part of the week
Not Even Wrong I get the exact same thing everyday on the bus
Not even wrong, I do the same thing on the light rail every morning
Haha I got a couple of looks after busting out laughing at the Saw-narrator version of ear wax removal.
Hey,
LAUGH
nobody cares,
you are not famous
That’s such a GOOD impression of Rami Malek
Shalva R. oooh.. yaaaah....
Dude it really is.... And Daddy CONSISTENTLY impresses me with his impression game.
@@NickFoxer 9kk
Scatman part was the hardest I've laughed in a while
I had no idea that guy even existed until this episode. How was he not popular in the US when techno music was popular in that brief moment in 1997/98?
Chris is the only person that can make just saying “Yes” funny!! 😂😂😂
"Imagine slitting your wrists to this song."
I cried laughing for like 5 mins, holy fuck
Easily the line of the podcast, i nearly pissed myself laughing
We shit all over our SPOUZES
Yeah I heard that too crazy huh almost like we watched the same video
I shouldn't listen to this shit at work. I look like a psycho cry-laughing at my desk.
Rami Malek impression on point.
I met daddy’s opener at one of daddy’s show, he was working at the front selling merch lol y’comic or y’salesman?
DougJK seems like both no?
Y’salesman? Yes. Y’m’slave? Yes. Y’gon turn round? No.
lol 🤣
DougJK you a proper douchebag.
lmao he did the same thing at the show I went to. would of loved to meet him but I'm ashamed to say those shirts would of made a dent. his comedy was A1 though
Thanks for doing the podcast every week Chris!
The scatman suicide bath bit had me spitting my drink out of my nose and laughing to tears.
1 minute in and I’m already sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for that second cash app cash card advert already because they have the best debit card and you can get 10% discounts at Whole Foods, shake shack, chipotle, Taco Bell, chick fil a, and all coffee shops around the country.
RIP Scatman btdubs
u true fucking baby arentya
Wait.. You said ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY?
Am from another country who doesn't have the cash app and I still watch the ads cuz am tru'baby
@@nathannash8083 fuck scatman
Dude...that slitting your wrists to the skatman bit was fucking hilarious
This is honestly one of my favourite episodes
Saw this 30 minutes after it was released, dentless.
The only way i'm able to survive California's 405 freeway to and from work everyday is with Congratulations. @chris d'elia unknowingly saved at leat 15 auto drivers' lives from my rage. Thanks, Chris.
I had the good fortune of watching your opener get taken down. Just a bonus to an already amazing show.
Holy shit that German scat part had me dying lmao please don’t ever change the format of this because your rants that just get OUT THERE are the absolute best
Rami Malek impression on point had me rolling 22:10
So im 15 mins in...when u gonna tell me if direct tv showed up on Thursday???
19:45
@@ThatBoyBent the real MVP
Helga - the female German name you were looking for
Brunhilde yo
Your work ethic and humor is so motivational.
Driving a Dodge neon right now. You could have some parts if ya want because it Wouldn't make a Dent.
Alex Rodriguez lol if you drive a dodge neon it would most definitely make a deeeent
+For Real? lol if you have a dodge neon, it most likely had a deeeeeeentttt.
No dents here
Dude that's A-Rod he made millions in his baseball career
I busted out laughing at my desk at work at the German Scatman bit.
I dont understand how one person can sit and talk to himself and it's this entertaining.. Fuckin love this podcast 😂
51:37 lolol his robot impression always gets me
Gold
25:08 I'm pretty sure that most people know the lawnmower next to the tree is a metaphor about his idea that weed was blinding him to his haters plans against him
Uncle scatman isnt coming, is he?
57:37 I literally spit out my coffee 😭 “Eawwwwww!”
Gotta stop watching while at work. Too fucking hilarious 🤣
Dude I died laughing at the bathtub scat man
Any Scatman John fans?
Ella Fitzgerald taught him how to scat which helped him conquer a serious stutter problem. A real jazz fusion legend. His musical journey is definitely one for the books. All love!
The Rami Malek impression. The Scatman bit. This is one of the funniest episodes he’s ever put out. Also, again, the Rami Malek impression. I forgot for a second it was Chris. It was that good.
I fucking miss you so much Chris! Thousands are waiting for your return to the top, even though you're still on top in my mind! We love ya man, we will be waiting sir!
This podcast absolutely did not make a dent. Love you my babies. Glad you are here to get me through the week! Much love!
Do I listen to the podcast as soon as it comes out, yes.
Do I also watch the podcast on UA-cam, yes.
Is it even better the second time around.... Yes.
This podcast is so good.
Favorite hour of the week is here
I can totally picture Chris in an alien world with aliens and he's exactly the same person.
I’m way to high for this 😂😂😂
Always enjoy listening, to Congratulations.
You didn't need that comma there
I always look forward to listening to these
At 57:26, I lost it at Chris's reaction to the "wet release using my mouth." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO!!!!!! xD
Chris' Robo text voice is 100% on point, its unreal lol!
“Like a dog in human form” is such a low key roast but it’s soooo good holy shit
Just saying shoot me with a bow and arrow is already hilarious.
Prolly shoulda done it a while back but just did it. Got on blue apron with your promo. I hate grocery shopping and Im tryin to be dentless in 2019 so thank you. Just a real baby out here keepin it real.
That Malek impression was spot on
"We're bettering Liiives" was a total JFK moment for D'Elia.
dying in the tub to scatland lmfao!!!
I'm from the mid west. I used to be a person who said "I can't even feel it anymore." But actually what I meant was "I don't really mind it anymore because I'd rather be cold than hot and it give a nice chill that is tingly and fun"
The malek impression 🤣🤣❤️ real babies go back to the start when the cult leader is riding the Rona.
Hair from a beard.... had me dying. Im glad this is just a silly goose time and thats it
Omfg!!!! The mass impression! On point! On fucking point!
22:55 LOL Thats exactly the way Rami speaks!! 30: 01 Im so happy someone is finally talking about Scatman!! I used to listen this weird music in my childhood.
This was the funniest one yet. Omg I was dying on my car. S'best please please more dmx hahah
I went to school in the middle of Boston for 2 years and this dude nailed a Massholes accent. Loved Mass. Fuckin aahhh right!
Chris’ ad reads are probably the best thing about the show. “Dude, I cooked blue apron like 2 weeks ago, and it was so good.” Haha S’honest
Now, DoionlywatchthevideosforChris'sreactions?....Yyyes
Haha he cant get those sentences out fast enough. Such a character this one 😹
Juan Fire snickering 25:09 is the best🤣
Couldn't get through the dmx bit without stopping to watch "things in my jeep"
I like all babies comments cause I'm a sweet baby.
JohnnyAshtray lmao
That Rami Malek impression was pretty good. HAHAHA
Is that a Rolex? didn't even make a DENT!
MISSED CONNECTIONS IS THE BEST SHOT EVER
I watch this while I get ready for work in the morning. Its hard to put on make-up while you're laughing your ass off😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 making fun of his friend with the high ass killed me😫
"Don't just say stuff you hear."
That's how language works. 😆
be original?
@@2341melinda
Would you care to finish your sentence?
Trust me. I understood what he meant, sweetheart.
@@2341melinda
If your ass wasn't so salty, I'd be more than happy to.
I am from the Midwest.. Aurora IL. And it was too much for me... I moved... My sisters moved.. My mom and father moved..
We live in the south now. Do I miss Chicago .. Yes... Very very much
More of this. This is great.
Just as he said ”imagine slitting your wrists to this song” my mom walked in
My hoodie is supposed to come in the mail today. So so excited! 😍😍😍😍🎉🎊🎉🎊😍😍😍😍
I have never laughed this hard, my chest hurts, bro that scat man bit... undoubtably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, especially when he starts talking about Germans, dead god😂😂
Rami Malek impression on point ! RIP Scatman
11:50 time travel 30:00 uncle scatman 37:00 scatman'$ world
Chris D’Elia every mans homie
Did you place an ad after reading your ads? Yes. Is that a Brinx truck reversing? Yes. Aaaaaahhhh...
Come on, I could listen to Chris talk all day...
I live in the Midwest and you definitely don't get used to the cold.. the cold just sucks..
What a way to end a podcast! Fantastic lol
BABIES SHIRTS FOR YOUR LADY FOLLERS!!!!!!! PLZ THANK YOU... Got nothin but luv for ya!!
I loved that song as a kid too! Forgot about that one
ZERO DISLIKES! Best Podcast on the Tube!
I love this episode so much
44:31 genuine knee slap
17:52 Pizzer, oh shit im dying hahaaha
This episode truly is gold and has gems BEFORE he made them in the future. Inception I tell you
God I love this podcast and us babies lmfao
Apps arn't for me, but I almost downloaded the CashApp when Chris started reading a sponsored list of his favorite foods.
Chris Delano is great man
22:20 that impression 😂
24:39 is where the DMX bit starts
Sweet Tart Tartin’
Chris D’elia needs to do the Jersey version of Portlandia
OMG 🤣🤣🤣.... "I had 43 stolen bases" hahaha
Dawg where do you find nonstop I can’t seem to find that special
Scatman dropping bars!!
The king is back