I'm a senior citizen, almost 70...all I have to say is...I love this guy. His manner, qpproach & the way he is talks is sooo today. Well, at least in my world. Thank you...the Grandma.
I fly a lot and I always see Stewardesses getting lit as fuck at the bar in airport lol Then they sit with the pilot and talk nonsense while he reads a book.
Hey Chris! I watched this podcast the other day - and last night, in my dream, I was saying ossigen the way that woman and you said it! When I said it, I was like, oh yeah this is how Chris D'elia worked out if people are drunk or not. Then I couldn't stop saying it. So yeah. thats it. Good talk
I get why everyone is saying maybe she had a stroke or has a disability, but airlines are extremely strict with hiring. They want charismatic people, she would be outta there.
i have a bunch of flight attendant friends and its so scary the idea of flying again. They constantly tell us how fucked up the crew get before flights the night before. Barely ok for work. However, they almost have to because they don't get big layovers and their bodies physically can't keep up with these constant flights. One friend had a few hour layover on a 21-hour flight then went back. It wrecks your body. you cant just sleep immediately so by the time you wind down and get to the hotel its just not enough time to refresh the body.
I used to drive for flight crews and most of them are alcoholics. I have seen them leave the club at 0700 and take off in a jet at 0745. Completely hungover/wasted.
Breathin in ossigen while I'm flossin in Washington, I'm in Washington, flossin 'n tossin while you're eatin outta troughs 'n I'm breathin in ossigen!!
If Chris was a patrol cop he'd just go around arresting a bunch of foreigners for DUI who were 100% sober but also 100% couldn't correctly pronounce oxygen in their broken english.
“Say oxygen”
“Ozzigen”
“Okay cool you’re coming with me “
Gets me every time 😂😂😂
Best
Passengers, plea- MggglMgG Engrish. 🥴
HealthyAndrew hahahaha
Watched this again and I was crying laughing
That oxygen thing is perfect for a stand-up bit lol
YYEESS he could take soo many funny parts from his podcast and turn them into KILLER bits 😂
Osygen
Captain: can't be drunk on the plane you gotta go, my hands are tied now.
I was eating and you made me laugh, I hate you
He forgot to do cocaine. Never forget the cocaine. Just kidding guys, I'm in AA. #higherpower
It's above me
You had a chance to fly and YOU BLEW IT!
Plot Twist: Chris actually enjoys going to Albuquerque
He is doing a film there
🤮🤮🤮 worst city ever
Santa Fe worst city ever!
Bahahaha best comment
Chris's funniest stories always involve an airport/flight or a cafe.
haha yeah it's when he's going to get a coffee, parking at a cafe, standing in line for a coffee. great observation
and ABQ, new mexico
hes got a joke coming in his next special youre gonna love
Cinnamon bagels 😅
Creature of habit babies!
The facial expressions happening during the playback make me laugh so hard everytime😂😂
Yeah true in his videos his face and noises totally add humor and joy lol
I'm a senior citizen, almost 70...all I have to say is...I love this guy. His manner, qpproach & the way he is talks is sooo today. Well, at least in my world. Thank you...the Grandma.
First recording I thought it was being exaggerated. The last couple... uh yeah she was loaded. I am guessing pills.
brigmund freud some Xanax action
It’s so crazy cause she literally sounds like the drunk girls he makes fun of. Holy shit 😂😂😂
that's pills 100% , she's not drunk
Xanex baby
Jer bear she might have had a stroke in the past lol
Xanax all the way.
Yeah, no doubt.
Bars
Chris these people were coming from Albuquerque... Give em a break, what else do they have to do?...
I am so glad I found your podcast, Chris. I wanna listen to your stories all day, for life.
"Speak in your language cause I don't understand" - Chris
I fly a lot and I always see Stewardesses getting lit as fuck at the bar in airport lol Then they sit with the pilot and talk nonsense while he reads a book.
“She was like 50”
Bro she had a stroke lmao
When he said the guy talking about Tom Brady going ahhh ahhh ahhh I immediately thought of Bert kreischer..lol
Same 😂😂😂
I am in public laughing so hard 😂😂 oshegen
Cool you're coming with me
You have an amazing gift of portraying the voice of drunk women.. lol.. keep on keepin on boss ✌️
My ockshin bag didn't 'flate and the tray wasn't in 'sition.
The faces have me so dead dude.
Me too the eyes open in bewilderment lol
2:40
"Say the word Oxygen" ..."Ossygen" ... "Cool you're comin with me" LMFAOO
"Orseeyah...c..cu..........cussummerrepressennnanive"
😂😂
sounds more like aftereffects of a stroke don't it
Good theory, I didn’t think of that. Very possible.
😂😂 then don't have that person read the shit lmao
Afferafeks?
"ezzzz been a prezzre having you umbord.. hiccup"
❤️😂Sobriety Test:
Say "Oxygen Customer Service Representative"! Chris...it's so good😆!
She was on "ozzicodone" 😂
I love it when D’Elia rants about airplane shenanigans! 😂
i'm fine with a drunken wait staff
When you've entertained the world so much, eventually the world entertains you.
Sounded like me when I was coming off of fentanyl after my surgery lol
Wild boar working the desk!!!
Hey Chris! I watched this podcast the other day - and last night, in my dream, I was saying ossigen the way that woman and you said it! When I said it, I was like, oh yeah this is how Chris D'elia worked out if people are drunk or not. Then I couldn't stop saying it. So yeah. thats it. Good talk
2:41 LOL
and the flight attendant asked chris: "excuse me, is this your crocodile?"
Then he wrestled it and emerged...victorious.
“YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH~”
the guy laughing at 5:55 had me in fucking stitches
I get why everyone is saying maybe she had a stroke or has a disability, but airlines are extremely strict with hiring. They want charismatic people, she would be outta there.
i have a bunch of flight attendant friends and its so scary the idea of flying again. They constantly tell us how fucked up the crew get before flights the night before. Barely ok for work. However, they almost have to because they don't get big layovers and their bodies physically can't keep up with these constant flights. One friend had a few hour layover on a 21-hour flight then went back. It wrecks your body. you cant just sleep immediately so by the time you wind down and get to the hotel its just not enough time to refresh the body.
It sounds like she took the emergency pamphlet and made it all into one word.
"Secure your own mask so you make sure you get it" lol
Nothing better than flight attendants on opiates
Like calling the damn cable company. Gotta hang up and call back like 5 times to get someone I can understand.lol
That guy's laugh from the background cracked me up
When you take 4 xanax instead of 2
OSSIGEN MASSKXS
“Cool ur coming with me”
Dude, she was fucking hammered, this is hilarious. Thanks for sharing this man 😂
😂😂😂😂 toothy laugh @ 2:41
dog she probably just had a stroke
Dawg
Dawg
Dawg 😂
Where are you man
Come back
I miss this podcast a lot
Lol
It sounds like everyone was drunk on that flight from the passenger to the stewardess 😂😂
You can hear him laughing in the recording too! Lmao
That lady swallowed a WHOLE lotta beans
"upright zisshienn" lmao
Throw an "eh" grenade in every single podcast LMFAO tink tink tink eh ....... ~~~Feist ur eyez~~
2:30 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
While we’re on the topic, Bill burr has a great airplane story as well 👍
Zachary Hobson it’s the best airplane story!!!!!
Lol wtf? “BREATHE ONLY... IF THE OXYGEN IS FALLING.”
Did I hear that through the ramble?
I used to drive for flight crews and most of them are alcoholics. I have seen them leave the club at 0700 and take off in a jet at 0745. Completely hungover/wasted.
I lost it when he said "I feel so fuckin 80 years old right now"
definitely, EH S'DRUNK
Hahaha! 🤣 I’m going to used Chris D’Elia technic to find out if, someone is drunk 🥴 please say the word oxygen 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼😁😉
Oh shit I haven’t heard this in forever 😂
Upright'zition. Great word/phrase
Flight D'Eliayed
funniest fucking clip ive ever seen hands down nearly pissed myself
Ossygen. Brilliant.
Chris is lit
Like a Christmas tree
Like a cigar..
Like a baby on fire
holyfuck you derfinotly called it with the throwing up in the mouth bit there. she was 1000% stealthretching
You would have to be ferociously hammered to get kicked off a plane Holy shit
Good lord! This is funny shit. Laughed out loud for 2 minutes in the dark at 2:00 am.
Would go with the word "pleasures" for finding out if they're drunk.
Still hilarious 😂
In the first clip she sounds buzzed but in the second one she sounds buzzed and barred out lmao
Sounding like she took 2 busses
Breathin in ossigen while I'm flossin in Washington,
I'm in Washington, flossin 'n tossin while you're eatin outta troughs 'n I'm breathin in ossigen!!
Flight D'Elayed
Chris D’Elia is fucking hilarious.
Chris fucking kills it again!!!! Lmfao
Albuquerque? More like Alburrburrque!
"I don't know if they call them stewards now? " You mean flight attendants? 😂
Wonder if the pilot was actually throwing shade in the flight attendants direction and was partially using the drunk guy as a scapegoat.
Leo Alexander you cracked the code
OSSIGEN!! 😂😂
hahahahha oxshyegn....im dying
Well when someone repeats the same thing for decades. S’expected
If Chris was a patrol cop he'd just go around arresting a bunch of foreigners for DUI who were 100% sober but also 100% couldn't correctly pronounce oxygen in their broken english.
"This guys killin it with the Indian sh*t!"
She popped those pills and elevated before that plane even took off
Is their any more love for a youtuber than watching 2 ads
Gosh I was I could be on a flight with Chris Delia, it be an honor
wild boar 😂😂😂😂😂
Plot twist: she is recovering from a stroke
These knees stay bent at the airport babies
That woman was plastered.
She was probably on Xanax or some muscle relaxers.
Camera's out of focus :(
S'Drunk. For sure.
put those audio files up for download :)
I heard Chris wants to move to Albuquerque
You recorded her 😂😂😂😂😂😂
as english isn't my first language, I must say she just sounds american to me
She's probably slap happy tired.
Ok never mind lmao