@@danbackslide2957it's so crazy that the company makes them drink one on camera and makes them grin and bear it. There's another channel that does the same ads, almost word for word and then drink the goo. I thought it was a bit. But now I've learned that whoever does the ads for that company is fkn hilarious.
Honestly this episode rocked. The intro had me cackling, Stalltt's edits and comments had me giggling, all three hosts had great commentary, only thing we were missing was Bryan's stoned-ass thousand yard stare.
I just want to take a moment and appreciate the intro, now that its back every time I hear random clips with the music it feels like home... good stuff
Poob doing an actual spit take at sam being called a "little beanpole" by his family is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time, thanks boys
It actually makes me relieved to learn that Abby now has enough free time to go back to school. It either means Sam is pulling his weight or the kids are grown enough.
In school my sex ed teacher said you can't pee with bonner. I shouted out that's not true and the whole class including him just stared at me for what felt minutes.
Poob: My dad needs to be careful because he gets tested for drugs occasionally Also Poob: Lemme just put that on the internet with my whole face saying it
Sam's hide and seek story reminded me of when I played hide and seek and hid under a boat covered in beetles for 4 hours not realizing they gave up trying to find me
It's pretty on brand for the first podcast with aqua in over a year to have the longest chapter in an almost 4 hour long episode is named "everything piss"
Best way to get over Urinal anxiety is to just pick a point on the wall in front of you and juat focus all your attention on that point, think about why that smudge hasnt been cleaned, or whether or not that crack in the wall could be holding mold, or why the eyes in that painting keep moving.
I’m a shy pisser, but also agree with Sam’s reasoning. In NYC I was using a urinal once and a homeless guy came in and started shooting drugs behind me as I was taking the longest piss in North America. That addict could have done anything 🤣 Also once while using a urinal at a bar the bathroom bouncer let like 10 girls in… they were all wasted and were harassing me while I was still peeing. There’s also the fact that all urinals splatter a little.
The glowstick video ,thedad is actually amazing ,he starts talking about the shirt to distract him al the while the dad is being calm and doing everything he can to find out what to do. 10/10 dad
Numbness in the fingers like that is usually carpal tunnel syndrome and you can get some compression gloves from Walmart and compression socks and it will usually fix that stuff
Man, I'd love to see you three (or more, the more the merrier) play some Minecraft or something. Y'all really oughta dive into a mod pack, or if you're going for something a bit more easy to embrace for a quick episode/series, The Aether mod recently got updated👀
When I was 4 or 5, I was at a friend's house, and we were eating raisins and watching Ren and Stimpy. The way Stimpy was drawn looked like he had raisins in his nose, so I stuck a couple in mine and looked at my friend and said "I'm Stimpy!" we cackled, I pulled the raisins out and ate them, while he tried to do the same... He stuck them a little too far in and got them stuck and had to go to the hospital while I got dropped off at my house. I was never allowed to play with him again.
The fact i have been watching sam before he had a child. To now he has a 5 yr old and another child is bonkers. The fact he has a wife and reproduced is astounding. I will watch him until i die.
Damn, in Soviet Canuckistan (back in the 80's), we had to do the "Milk Run" in elementary school (in our area elementary was K-7 & high was 8-12) Junior elementary's ran 5Km & senior elementary ran 10...Kindergarden to G2 could walk, but you were supposed to at least jog. High schoolers ran. 1 mile is approx. 1.6 Km's. Then you got to eat hot dogs, popsicles/ice cream & have shitty home mixed McDonalds orange drink (either SO sweet 1 sip would net a diabetic coma, or watered to weasel-piss) or milk (chocolate or regular). In the summer, w is SPIFFY on the spittle after a hot run). Later they began getting Mr. Pop or Poppe Shoppe (cheap but childhood classic) soda too. It both rocked & sucked, simultaneously, steadily getting worse as you graded up. Good times. Fuck Trudeau~
Trading Bryan for Aqua is like trading a homeless dude for a more talkative homeless dude.
That athletic greens ad was the best one yet. The dead look in Poob's eyes as he reinvigorated himself really sold it.
yeah how he burps and looks like hes about to throw up
I saw all that powder at the bottom, prollt tastes like dog shit😂
Poob’s eyes watering as he downs that baby shit colored slurry is just the icing on the cake
@@danbackslide2957it's so crazy that the company makes them drink one on camera and makes them grin and bear it.
There's another channel that does the same ads, almost word for word and then drink the goo. I thought it was a bit. But now I've learned that whoever does the ads for that company is fkn hilarious.
You could even see the shit sludge at the bottom of the cup when he finished
Aqua's chat has to BEG him to show body parts. Sam commands him ONCE and he instanly caves. That is true power.
Years of mental conditioning into being his little slave
The riddle of flesh.
That. That is true power. Flesh is stronger boy. What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?
Lmao Sam demands aqua to disrobe 😂
@@bagingospringo4396 Sam commands, aqua obeys
* guest describes traumatic life experience *
Poob: "That's awesome"
It’s actually so funny how often this has happened
At least his «that’s actually hilarious» phase has ended
the funniest part is, he actually thinks its awesome, because his small goblin brain considers anything that seems like a movie cool
He means awe striking
plug for the people
Bryan is being even more silent than normal
I was thinking the opposite, to be honest he talked more this episode than most.
Who's Bryan?
Was he? Didn’t seem any different from other episodes.
@@kevindiehm7404 guy next to bill
@@elzarik8087wait, but I thought that was one of the three Sams
The family reunion i always hoped for. So proud of my 3 dads 😭
Brian taking after his father and being absent 🤣
@@igotchuoncamera3012😂
Honestly this episode rocked. The intro had me cackling, Stalltt's edits and comments had me giggling, all three hosts had great commentary, only thing we were missing was Bryan's stoned-ass thousand yard stare.
He's offscreen, Sam just powers him on for podcast appearances every couple weeks.
I just want to take a moment and appreciate the intro, now that its back every time I hear random clips with the music it feels like home... good stuff
I'd they take it away again we'll have to take drastic measures. We'll have to take something of equal value from them
@@blackbaron9544sams family
Bryan is so vocal this episode its insane hearing these fresh takes and intelligent remarks
Poob doing an actual spit take at sam being called a "little beanpole" by his family is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time, thanks boys
Thanks Aqua for sitting in on Poob Story Time
Bryan looking good in this one
Aqua thinks he can sweep that homeless man incident under the rug, but we remember. Never forget
They should've put a still image of Brian sitting in the dark, also adding sniffles in the background every so often.
They probably just have hours and hours of footage of him sitting still and saying nothing lolll
Can't wait to see the crew give Aqua what he deserves.
A knuckle sandwich?
A ham sandwich
some really good Cookies
@@camjakeeg yesss
A deep wet kiss
It actually makes me relieved to learn that Abby now has enough free time to go back to school. It either means Sam is pulling his weight or the kids are grown enough.
Most likely the second option.
@@midgetman4206definitely the second option.
I love how poob reads the ad script word for word and does not make eye contact once with the camera
Putting this out at the same time as PKA is fightin words
Kyle's is too stoned and wouldn't leave his house
K🎉 27:59 😮😊TRQ-20
K 28:21 28:21 j😊😅h😊
Kj 28:26
Watching poob drink that horrendous swamp goop was the funniest shit I’ve seen in a minute
Poob: I never knew my grandpa.
General Sam: That’s nice…
i just watched this podcast in the shower, i didn’t realize how much I miss brian😔😔
did you shower for 3 hours
@@burritosalesman I also shower for 3hours. It’s the only safe place where I can listen to this content
@@burritosalesman gotta make sure i’m clean☺️
@@burritosalesman I’m not surprised it takes General Sam fans 3 hours to clean themselves, gotta get through all the cracks and crevices lol
Wow Brian talked more this episode they usually does.
In school my sex ed teacher said you can't pee with bonner. I shouted out that's not true and the whole class including him just stared at me for what felt minutes.
I would have offered to show them
Lmao bonner
glad to have aqua on agin its been a while
Genuinely enjoy every piece of content you boys put out
Gotta say, Bryan's on fire today! He's more talkative than he's been in months!
He has really come into his own
Aqua is such good vibes, need more guests like that. This was a great podcast, thanks Stalltt
Always be here when it drops, will never finish the whole thing.
Bryan was absolutely golden this episode
Man it's hilarious seeing Poob read a script
That and when he started chugging AG he started looking like he’s almost going to puke That was iconic.
@@therealav77 You can tell that the only reason why he did that was because of the money.
I swear to God Poob always gets me with the leaning in and making out bit
Bryan's AquaFPS cosplay is really good.
Hearing Sam say "God I used to love swans" is pure gold as a German, since "schwanz" is pronounced similarly and means "cock" haha
Have Papa Stimpee back on!!
Dying thinking that poob messed around with one of those old kid science kits that had real radioactive isotopes.
The three of them is gold. Love the episode
Everytime I watch these it feels like I'm just hanging out with the boys. Great content much love
Sam's interactions with his neighbors are like Tim Robinson skits
I've never used a urinal before, and i've only ever sat when I peed, and I have 0 shame
~5 years ago, I had some geriatric crypt-keeper looking coot using the urinal next to me, and he got piss on my shoes.
Poob is becoming more an more insane with every episode and i love it.
I can't wait till John McAfee is invited back on!!
Poob ripping a wort out of his tow is absolutely metal.
We got aqua on! I’m gonna do unspeakable things to homeless people to celebrate!
👀
Speak about those things.
I betcha Aqua never would have thought he would be the “normal” neighbor with kids now
Stalt killing it with the intro again
Ackwa really does put off good vibes. Sam on the other hand definitely triggers my fight or flight response. Poob is somewhere in between.
listening to them talk about being potty shy has been somehow the funniest thing i heard in weeks. why do they go so far in depth
Poob: My dad needs to be careful because he gets tested for drugs occasionally
Also Poob: Lemme just put that on the internet with my whole face saying it
Sam's hide and seek story reminded me of when I played hide and seek and hid under a boat covered in beetles for 4 hours not realizing they gave up trying to find me
It's pretty on brand for the first podcast with aqua in over a year to have the longest chapter in an almost 4 hour long episode is named "everything piss"
Sam's shit eating smile and sly comment on pencil drawings during that podcast sent me
"I have seen so many hunks."
-Sam, 2023
Sam has diabetes…just ask him about his foot
which sam 🤨
@@sugmalad5088 Sam.
Sam almost lost his foot he told me on a stream
@@sugmalad5088 which Sam is your favorite?
Wow a 3 1/2 hour forehead fable and a 4 hour pka episode on the same day
Good thing I work 12hr weekends!
Honestly, if FF did weekly uploads, I'd switch completely. Kyle has been insufferable the last few months.
@@hunterbowmam5339 how so?
Would love to see Sam Interview Tim Wells, bow hunter.
I feel the pee shy thing. It got pretty bad at college, I couldnt pee without headphones.
Holy shit, Poob just stares at his screen reading that scrip for AG1, oh God, that was painful to watch hahahahhahaha
I really like Sam and Aqua getting along. By this I mean Sam not bullying Aqua and Aqua leaving the homeless alone.
Dude I was eating when poob went into that wart story, Jesus Christ.
im so happy bryan is talking again after the accident
Best way to get over Urinal anxiety is to just pick a point on the wall in front of you and juat focus all your attention on that point, think about why that smudge hasnt been cleaned, or whether or not that crack in the wall could be holding mold, or why the eyes in that painting keep moving.
This is real brave inviting Aqua on after what he did to that kitten in that video.
Poobs toe story is the wildest thing i've heard this year
I love that Poob did a whole sponsored segment and didnt name the company until he read the URL
I’m a shy pisser, but also agree with Sam’s reasoning. In NYC I was using a urinal once and a homeless guy came in and started shooting drugs behind me as I was taking the longest piss in North America. That addict could have done anything 🤣
Also once while using a urinal at a bar the bathroom bouncer let like 10 girls in… they were all wasted and were harassing me while I was still peeing.
There’s also the fact that all urinals splatter a little.
P😊😊😊pññ
thank you for the podcast they put me to sleep very fast! Your mundane stories do the trick thanks!!!
its always a great episode with aqua, i havent been watching for a bit but this one got me started binging them all again
Cool to see Aqua back. Good episode
Did they put an old man filter on Aqua?
Brian arrives to the podcast at 3:16:02
Violated
The glowstick video ,thedad is actually amazing ,he starts talking about the shirt to distract him al the while the dad is being calm and doing everything he can to find out what to do. 10/10 dad
I miss the times before the internet knew what Bryan looked like and he was the most toxic prick constantly lmao, we need General Sam's McConnell back
3hr aqua episode, what more could i ask for?
Numbness in the fingers like that is usually carpal tunnel syndrome and you can get some compression gloves from Walmart and compression socks and it will usually fix that stuff
i genuinely enjoyed the golf talk
I didn’t realize that Bryan wasn’t in this one until an hour in.
Let’s gooo the boys have been dropping consistently love it
Man, I'd love to see you three (or more, the more the merrier) play some Minecraft or something.
Y'all really oughta dive into a mod pack, or if you're going for something a bit more easy to embrace for a quick episode/series, The Aether mod recently got updated👀
When I was 4 or 5, I was at a friend's house, and we were eating raisins and watching Ren and Stimpy. The way Stimpy was drawn looked like he had raisins in his nose, so I stuck a couple in mine and looked at my friend and said "I'm Stimpy!" we cackled, I pulled the raisins out and ate them, while he tried to do the same... He stuck them a little too far in and got them stuck and had to go to the hospital while I got dropped off at my house. I was never allowed to play with him again.
Poob was actually tilted by sam lmao
"sam actually looks well adjusted to the discord" Of course he is the guy has a family and a stable life.
Damn two podcasts in a week? Thank you stalltt
Dude Aqua is the kid Brick from that show that the dad is the janitor from scrubs.
i was just trash talking aqua in the comments of the last video and now he shows himself so i can make fun of him some more
I listen to podcasts at the gym and I honestly can't stop laughing at your guys jokes mid set I burst out laughing
have this on a side monitor and in my periphery i keep seeing aqua move and think "oh its not a cardboard cutout"
3:09:00 I'm with Stallt on this one, the Handicap stalls are like the size of the Taj Mahal
and they have the railing you can grab on to when you really have to buckle down and push out a monster
how to fix the drip: use 2 pieces of toilet paper and clean tip directly, wipe up bottom of shaft and flush paper, no more pissy pants
So nice of the gang to remember and retrieve aqua from the camping trip location after he thawed out.
Not sure if the ads are getting better or worse 😂
Poob is such a natural comedian and storyteller, I could just listen to him make goblin screeches and tell stupid high school stories all day.
I've been doing that for like 8 years now with my keys, I probably saw a prison movie where the guard had the keys on a rope swinging them
I relate to the piss issue hard, but if you even think about it it gets worse
listening to your podcast while grinding from 44 to 60 makes it almost enjoyable.
The fact i have been watching sam before he had a child. To now he has a 5 yr old and another child is bonkers. The fact he has a wife and reproduced is astounding. I will watch him until i die.
side by side is what the vehicle he's talking about is called lol
Damn, in Soviet Canuckistan (back in the 80's), we had to do the "Milk Run" in elementary school (in our area elementary was K-7 & high was 8-12)
Junior elementary's ran 5Km & senior elementary ran 10...Kindergarden to G2 could walk, but you were supposed to at least jog. High schoolers ran. 1 mile is approx. 1.6 Km's.
Then you got to eat hot dogs, popsicles/ice cream & have shitty home mixed McDonalds orange drink (either SO sweet 1 sip would net a diabetic coma, or watered to weasel-piss) or milk (chocolate or regular). In the summer, w is SPIFFY on the spittle after a hot run).
Later they began getting Mr. Pop or Poppe Shoppe (cheap but childhood classic) soda too.
It both rocked & sucked, simultaneously, steadily getting worse as you graded up. Good times. Fuck Trudeau~
Most of my friends from that time are dead now.
"Rejoice, young man, in thy youth"
~Ecclesiastes
I'm really just here to watch pip in the background of poob's camera the entire time.
known each other so long they synchronize their old man pee breaks
LoL. I was actually excited to hear the golf banter!