[Vinesauce] Joel - GTA San Andreas Russian Edition
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
- We've gone too russian this time.
Date streamed: 7 Oct , 2020
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"It's so depressing to look at"
"There's just big open fields of nothing"
Joel you're just describing Russia
Underpopulation bad? lmao
@@aturchomicz821 There is literally nothing about underpopulation here
@@zizthefirst k
@@aturchomicz821 what
you clearly never been there
Joel: "What's alien in russian?"
Chat: "Ayy lmaoski"
"-ski" sounds more Polish to me
Should me ayy lmaov
П Р И Ш Е Л Е Ц
@@MasterChiefAgent007 Ayyvan Lmaovich
@@MasterChiefAgent007 Tri Poloski disagrees
@Little Ills
In Russian it's -skiy/skij/sky/ski depending on the Romanisation system used.
-nov = -son
-skiy = -ish / -ic / -ian / -ese
Despite being a Russian mod, a McDonald's selling guns is one of the most American things I've ever seen
This was a random billboard advertising Shawerma, and the building had WEAPONS written on it...
I have ruined 69 likes
@@knuxol3894 how are we supposed to achieve the funny status now?
it was Shaverma. not Mac
@@Kiwi-hv8fg How can we derail this thread any more?
Oh I know, *amogus.*
Russian music in this video:
04:37 - Кино - Группа крови | Kino - Gruppa krovi
07:06 - Кар-Мэн - Лондон, гудбай (Remix) | Kar-Men - London, good-bye (Remix)
10:04 - Комбинация - American Boy | Kombinatsiya - American Boy
13:41 - Гарик Кричевский - Мой номер 245 | Garik Krichevskiy - Moy nomer
16:53 - Валентина Легкоступова - Ягода-малина | Valentina Legkostupova - Yagoda-malina
27:06 - Михаил Круг - Кольщик | Mikhail Krug - Kol'shchik
31:52 - Ариэль - В краю магнолий | Ariel' - V krayu magnoliy
33:17 - Александр Барыкин - Букет | Aleksandr Barykin - Buket
36:36 - Вячеслав Добрынин - Синий туман | Vyacheslav Dobrynin - Siniy tuman
38:09 - Иван Кучин - Жиганская душа | Ivan Kuchin - Zhiganskaya dusha
40:57 - Бутырка - Запахло весной | Butyrka - Zapahlo vesnoy
58:03 - Vaporwave mix: ua-cam.com/video/8IjM-KqHLwc/v-deo.html
59:28 - Vaporwave version of Марина Журавлева - Я не та | Marina Zhuravleva - Ya ne ta
1:05:05 - Молчат Дома - Судно | Molchat Doma - Sudno
1:07:38 - Любэ - Атас | Lyube - Atas
1:32:10 - Браво - Вася | Bravo - Vasya
Thanks dude
Life-saving 👌😔
Thank you Gordon
Freeman to the rescue!
Thx dude.
You're the mvp. спаси́бо.
"I can't tell if it's a strip club or a grocery store"
... okay, here me out. I have this idea for a new business ...
I'm listening.
That already exists and its called WacDonalds
@@alphalax7747 *WapDonalds
SUPER WacDonalds
Fapdonalds
A Joel a day keeps depression away.
Too bad he only uploads weekly.
im gonna need a lot more joel
@@GrexTheCrabasitor OpenAI extends Joel streams after they stop recording
Stop playing lol, it will help, TRUST ME.
@@magmavision2000 he'll never catch up this way XD
>when the Russian edition looks better than the Definitive Edition
🥹🫠
Game crashes because it can't handle CJ being white.
Lmao
Vin Diesel looking sumovabitch
@@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift cim biesel
@@trulyinfamous family
Ps2 could handle cj as huge jackman
If this is actually based off russia, the jails and the underground railroad systems worry me.
You've ever seen docummentaries on Russian prisons? They're pretty brutal.
Wow GTA and GTA Russia are like social commentaries
Welcome to the metro tovarish
Munki 🐵
Have you heard of Metro-2? This is what it is
11:57 Little Joel knew he was buying Ratburgers, Hot-cats and cooked chickens
A balanced Russian diet.
@@vinesauceobscurities you forgot the kolbasa
@@panoskiller1535 and the shashlik and cheburek.
@@Nod_Lucario don't forget to bring some kotlet and some of babushkas kompot too...
FINALLY AFTER 6 YEARS FOR WAITING FOR AN EMAIL RESPONCE JOEL ACTUALLY REPLIED GAVE ME WHAT I WANTED
congratulations,,,,,,,
Wow, I've been waiting since last December. He actually answered my question on-stream whilst making conversation with the chat recently, but still...
@@hypsin0 i sent him an email 4 to 6 years ago about doing gta rio and russia
CONGRADURATION!!
Hes saying the truth i was the email
“who is this man? That’s not CJ...”
what gave it away Joel?
the eyebrows, obviously
@@chernovbrichtofen4767 Well, he deleted his comment, guess victory?
All of it
@DARDANIA SOLDIERS No you.
It's supposed to be Putin, isn't it? The hairline? Just looks weird on CS face that skin.
As a mexican i find it interesting how some of these songs sound like stuff i grow up with but in another language, from the instruments to the voices.
Especially that one song Joel said it sounded like "russian dame da ne", it straight up sounds like something my mom would've listen to
Holy shit I was thinking the same thing!
A lot of those songs sound so familiar just in another language
I've been noticing the same trend about Brazilian Bossa Nova and old Soviet Russian songs. They are sooo similar.
Look up the Russian chanson ( шансон) genre specifically artists like mikhail krug ( Михаил круг) if you want more
Music is universal, listen to Adele just talk and her accent is incredibly thick but when she sings it fades away because singing and the notes and harmonies can be made from any race of human beings, it’s comforting that no matter what our differences that is one thing that unites us
Woman singing "russian dame da ne" kinda sounds like Angelica Maria (a popular Mexican singer from the 70's)
"Давайте посмотрим на ники создателей этого замечательного мода кислоид, лосяш... У вас есть друг с погонялом лосяш? "
Я так рад видеть такие комментарии под стримом Джоэла
@Deli Sandwich its a quote from russian review video on that mod
Ла... Лабух! Главный создатель игры - Лабух!
"Мэд. Что? Мэд? Чуваки, я не имею к этому никакого отношения!"
@@AndriiPyndyk А где «опа ши на на най»?? А, вот он
The radio in this mod is amazing
ЧЁ??? Неужели дядя Джобель играет в мод моего детства? Я что сплю?
@@Biggvs_dickvs "am sorre wat i dont spik germanesh sorre pls spik eng or rus pls!!!!!!!!"
Ах, да, тоже в детстве играл
Мир перевернулся
@DARDANIA SOLDIERS sha je to ba ketu shoç
@Чики Брики hi
As scuffed as it is, this is genuinely a really high quality mod. So much new content.
hmm who are you Kappa i vonder vhere i've seen you before hmm HMMMMMM
@@LilPolemistisXL hMMMST
It's highly ambitious mod, it's just the amount of work needed to really finish this is rare to find in the amateur modding community.
"Seriously, nobody can drive here, it's fucking ridiculous!"
-Joel, while driving on the wrong side of the road, colliding with multiple cars and skating the underframe of his car along the guard rail of the highway.
I never thought I would hear Kino in a Joel stream
feels odd to hear gruppa krovi in a gta game other than 4
Me neither dude
Makes me want to listen to the record again
Kino fans whaddup
@@hypsin0 gruppa krovi is such a good record
1:02:29 awesome album cover for russian sovietwave, Gta san andreas graphics that are close to heart, russian car and open field at the same time the "different" aesthetics with those colors, its beauty.
You know what? Imma use this as an avatar actually
Play Alien City that one has full voice acting, missions, city, cars, mechanics, etc. Best total conversion
Yo signal simulator 2 out already?
Too bad the last missions of Alien City are just a rip off from first Mafia
But the first part is just lit, with all this precious voice acting
Like totally new mechanics or just modified??
@@duffmana1244 but hey! coding difficult
@@luisditaa there are some new features i think
I really like that white washed CJ is
A) Incredibly grey-toned and
B) Has lighter palms than the rest of his body because they just lightened his base skintone
Yeah really distracting how his head is just deadass another color
Carlnovski to you
he looks diseased
that's the thing that weirds me out about this mod, is that why they just highlighted cj's body to make it white when they could've just replace the model altogether? is it because of the clothing in the game? well they didn't to jack shit to any of the models there so yeah
Idk if anyone mentioned it on stream but at around 1:14:26 Joel mentions somewhere that the jail looks like its from Manhunt. It actually is. Its the level White Rabbit ported over to San Andreas. Fun Fact no one asked for
1:22:41. Thats also the level Divided They Fall. What were these modders smoking to just randomly slap this in there
@@michaelhunt6920 they literally named the level "Ramirez" lmao
@@fuckyoutube75889 yeah I noticed that
Man I swear the massive pileup after 34:45 and the gulag had me in tears. Excellent game choice Joel!
The music at 18:00 is not even russian. It's from the movie "The Professionel" which is a French movie scored by Morricone.
That song in particular was a big meme back in the day, iirc it was also used in a Russian crime drama movie that was very popular in the 2000s
@@olegdzyuba2489 какой русский фильм?
@@user-gy4dv1lj4z Бригада же? Или я что-то путаю
@@olegdzyuba2489 а не бандитский петергург?
@@pleasesendhelp1954 без понятия, те времена уже кажутся вообще другой жизнью
"it's so depressing to look at!"
Well it is Russia
@@ekaneev111 no u
>Joel hijacks a car 4 minutes into the game after leaving a khrushchyovka
>Grippa Krovi immediately starts blaring from the car's speakers
Oh yea, it's сука блять time.
Когда игра выйдет?
For the whole stream I've been screaming "the red flags on the minimap are the missions" and Joel be like "I'm trying to find the missions"
Tommy Vercetti needed to expand his empire.
Bald & Bankrupt simulator
a fellow man of culture i see
Yes, comrade, that is true. Russian prisons have no locks because they do not need locks.
Russian prisons are so big and convoluted that prisoners don't find their way out until their term is served. No two prisons are the same and there are thousands of them.
Besides, leaving the prison before the criminal authority is disrespectful. The punishment is shank.
Only the strongest leave prisons alive, tattoos spontaneously appear all over their bodies the very moment they step outside.
ah we indonesian san andreas fans have one as well, its called gta indonesia. its pretty janky as well, so if youre interested you could check it out.
ua-cam.com/video/KPFnsEfC8dY/v-deo.html
@@yasatariaswin7458 that's cool as well, but what I mean is the modded one, extreme indonesia
@@ahvixdood Oh yes, based Ucok
Joel just dedicating a segment to playing GTA hacks from around the world would be funny lol, imagine if there's any of sveden... vargEU GTA
Bro have gta sa contry mod, in every contry ? In brazil have gta sa brasil and i see gta sa argentina too loool
If anyone wants to try it, its called "GTA: Криминальная Россия" If you know how to search for stuff, you will find it very quickly.
PoccNR
Please can you just send me a download link lol
I recently played this mod. It gets WEIRDER:
- Of course, Russians must know about this, but for everyone else, the upbeat radio adverts that end with "AO, MMM" are from a famous pyramid scheme fraud that was a very big deal back in post-soviet Russia in the 90s (they even got Mexican telenovela actress Victoria Ruffo to appear on 3 of the commercials, since her telenovela was very famous in Russia).
- In the forests where Joel gets mesmerized by wood, there's another epilepsy inducing nightclub where you can do something (not sure what, the game crashes when going to the red marker, no surprise), and also there's a "love park" with photos of the mod's developers and their girlfriends (nothing NSFW, just Valentine's Day thematic)
- Benny, the famous hillbilly deform ped from the original game, is replaced with an even uglier model.
- In the woods where Joel talks about Mercenaries, you can find the house of the witch Baba Yaga (a famous old Russian folk tale)
- The building in the background at 35:54 is a store that supposedly sells weed, but the interior is the mall from Manhunt.
- Speaking of Manhunt, the subway system (where Joel found the bodies) is just a lot of those game's assets.
- A latter version of the game has a balalaika (a Russian guitar with a triangular body) as a melee weapon.
And I think there's a lot of more freakozoid stuff happening down there in the mod, just waiting for being unearthed.
1:05:04 I wonder if Joel ever found out the song is about killing yourself in a bathtub with a toaster...
EDIT: I was partially correct. It was actually about the singer drowning himself in the bathtub. Still similar but still. Pretty messed up song.
Как она называется?
@@edualexei4463 Молчат дома - Судно
Я не знал, что песня про самоубийство
Ok
thats pretty russian ngl
but its not?
I'm so glad i was able to catch this live. The best kind of Joel streams are the ones where he plays some extremely obscure and very ambitious mod that was made by someone really trying their best.
Вспомнила обзор от Мэда, эх ностальгия, спасибо, Джул.
It's so refreshing to see Vinesauce members exposing Russian obscure stuff
this isn't the first time
@@dibberz-v1z Well name the first time then
I like how "Группа Крови" is the first piece of music he hears in the game. Really reflects Russia.
This is the real GTA IV
So this is the planet that needed CJ after Joel’s play trough...
it's not illegal to not have a dashcam in Russia, it's simply a normal CoveringYourAss measure
This isn't proper russian if CJ doesn't go *нет.* Or buy some Dendy machines.
I like how Joel pronounced it as Het yet i's more like Nyet.
@@kylesoler4139 Joel knows it's Nyet, but 'Het' has been an inside joke ever since he did that awful felix the cat russian bootleg on stream.
1:06:58 Legitimate terror and fear
Lmao the concordski
The astrophobia is real for joelle
0:33 "oh it started raining outside"
outside my house literally started raining outside at the exact moment.... VOD WIZARD!!!
This could be for many a typical zany stream of Joel playing something bizarre. But for me, it's a lot more. I can easily say that this video saved my life 2 years ago. In the midst of a terrible chapter of my life, thanks to the other Russian GTA bootleg stream (which is a masterpiece on its own too), I discovered this stream, and it was a relief to laugh with all the involuntary crazy stuff that happens on the mod. And for the first time in like 3 bad months, I was happy.
Stay strong, life is worth trying
I'm happy for you! Stay strong! Time to outlive Nikocado Avocado.
1:02:08 "I urge you all when you're watching this stream to turn it down to 240p. Make it look like shit."
*Has been watching in 240p the whole time with my shit Wi-Fi that can't even handle 360p*
I immediately knew that CJ would be a white guy in this
...Have you seen how few black people there are in Russia?
Pretty sure there’s like no Black people in Russia, never been there but that’s what a couple of my russian friends tell me.
Well, yeah. Most black people in Russia are students.
Copious Doinks LLC. But the CJ model is literally just an albino black man.
8:01 Joel walks straight into the Touhou dimension
hell
I HAVE ASCENDED
I died Cackling to this and nearly got into an auto accident
Or just a rave from 1993
The sign at 12:24 says Shawarma. When you flip M, it turns into W which in Cyrillic becomes the "Sh" sound. That's pretty clever.
while this is pretty fucking funny, it actually shows how big the modding community and how much of a mod heaven gta sa is. like there's so many big, huge map mods and mods that changes everything like new map, missions, characters and other stuff like gta alien city. its amazing really.
This model realised in 2010
The vaporwave part was genius
1:08:32 Joel: "No one can drive here! It's fucking ridiculous."
*Proceeds to cut across the oncoming lane to dive on the footpath*
a man literally kills himself*
Joel: bad ending
funny stuff aside, this is low-key depressing/terrifying, especially the massive forest and empty greenfields.
Could just imagine running (or driving) endlessly through a barren field.
This is basically the shit we all in Russia dealing with. A lot of creepy and grey coloursets, empty spaces, bizarre and depressing music, weird and abandoned places and a lot of fuckung mad drivers.
Russia vidrelated.
You can legit get lost in one of these large forests, only for your remains to be found centuries later.
Our forests are so vast and empty, that they keep getting *fucking stolen.* Unlawful deforestation is a humongous problem in Russia, tons of countermeasures (supposedly) implemented to combat it, and it keeps happenning unnoticed. Although widespread corruption sure helps.
@@beingsactual That's... really sad. With how large the country is that kinda makes sense, but does it happen near well populated areas too?
@@nyahnyahson523 Depends on what's "well-populated" and what's an "area", but it does happen effectively anywhere there are procurable, profitable amounts of lumber. If a city is nearby, no biggie, usually a bought official (all the way up to the mayor) could cover you up. As long as the forest itself is desolate.
18:00 Rip in peace dinosaur semen man
Henry stickmin earned : betrayed II
This mod rules, it’s got Russian music and entire manhunt levels
COMRAD JORBELIN I'M GLAD U RE DOING RUSSIAN GAME GOODJOB
40:20 that’s actually a TU-114, it was a copy of the Concorde, often called concordeski. It was a copy, with some slight changes that made it less comfortable, much louder, very fuel hungry and also fun fact, it actually took flight around a month before Concorde did, claiming the first super sonic passager plane title. It was also the first Concorde to crash.
"concordeski" is the funniest off brand russian shit i've ever heard, literally the "ayy lmaoski" bit
MOLCHAT DOMA INTENSIFIES
4:48 23:40 that's KINO (the band), they're really great, check them out
They're 80s post punk
Edit: this is the song, but I can't read Cyrillic so I can't tell you what it's called lmao ua-cam.com/video/xtxjm7ciwmc/v-deo.html
Yeah, I was surprised to hear them here
@@ElAlguien It's super popular in Russia. No reason to be surprised.
It translates to "Blood type„
@@mrkill2020 thank you!
Gruppa krovi, when transliterated into Latin
1:05:03 That song is quite popular among young adults in Poland. Doomerwave resonates with their struggles with everyday life, pointlessness in doing things over and over and feeling like it’s never going to change, and lack of faith in better days. All that surrounded by soviet buildings, people always drinking or smoking around a corner and sometimes even a danger of being stabbed if you’re in a wrong place at a wrong time. It’s kinda funny how people react so differently on this type of music depending on their culture. In slavic countries you can not only feel it, but relate with it. Even if you understand shit, cause you don’t speak russian >.>
7:38 "here, take this mdma before you come into this club" 8:02 "HOLY MY FUCKING LORD!!"
Joel’s genuine reaction made me legitimately choke
That nightclub is 100% pure epilepsy.
Ecstacy and Epilepsy
Joel please make a part 2 of this and do the missions. The characters have dialogue and its the funniest thing ever
31:30 - Joel vibing to an advertisement of financial pyramid
АО МММ
Группа крови? Молчат Дома? On a Joel stream??
Hell yeah.
I was genuinely surprised when Joel brought up Molchat Doma music.
1:06:58 To this day Joel is still suffering from signal simulator's PTSD
If anybody is curious about the drum, n bass songs playing at the night club, they are:
Pendulum - Blood Sugar
17th Boulevard - Memories
couldn't figure out the last one
Bald and Bankrupt: "Look! A soviet game!"
The song at 1:05:05 is even more depressing if you know what it means but ngl I kinda like it
Holy crap... I haven't watched a Joel stream in a while, when did his voice get so much deeper?
swedish diabetes
These weird mods were very popular in my country (Brazil) back in the day. But there's one you should really check out, it's called GTA Myriad Islands (or something like this). It's a GTA Vice City PC mod, it comes with a new map, new missions, assets, and UI. From what i recall it was very scare and unstable when you try the missions, but free roam mode was safe. The new map was a like an island, smaller than the VC's map, and there was a tiny island in the ocean with a militar base, you need a boat or heli to get there. I remember my mom got me this bizarre GTA disc when i asked for GTA Vice City, since she didn't knew any better, she got me this. Later she replaced the disc for a vanilla Vice City disc (also pirated). Thanks mom, you're the best.
Between this and that Liquidators game that Vinny played, Vinesauce is turning into Винесос.
Винесаусе*
@@Galvatron102 Hey, I just copied that text from the title that Johnny gave to the VoD of Vinny playing Liquidators: ua-cam.com/video/dGH_it_x6jM/v-deo.html
Joel you always find new ways to make me happy, you are fucking awesome dude.
This is better than the """remaster"""
That ASMR segment was actually pretty good
Big fan of this GTA 4 texture pack, really brought the visuals to life!
"I wish there was missions in this."
Chat: RED FLAG ON THE COMPASS YOU BIG DUMB, GO TO IT
Fuck, I wish there was a video of this with chat
I haven't expect Molchat Doma in the radio holy shit
The last time I saw Pendulum live they were serving Walkers crisps behind the bar. Accurate.
And remember CJ,
No Russian....
GTA SA does start out at an airport
*turns white*
56:48
*music stops*
AAAAAAAAAAAA
11:50 I really like the jokes on the buy menu, whoever built the mod has a lovely sense of humor
Joel playing Molchat Doma while playing Criminal Russia
My life is complete
While the mod might be a bit stinky, at least we can jam to these sick Russian tunes!
"There might be something san andreas related this month"
No way! Did jotles read that oldass email I sent a while ago? If it's what I wrote about then it's gonna be great.
I mean, it's probably gonna be great anyways but my mind would implode
what did you send him?
@@quillclock i sent him info about a great crowd control mod called the chaos mod, it works like that mario 64 vs chat mod and I thought it'd be a real hit
@@desox2359 that sounds amazing!
i think hes just gonna do another spooky spaghetti myth stream considering were in october
@@desox2359 Hugo and darkviper have blown that mod up over the last year+ so possibly caught wind of it
So when is Joel (João Joelson) playing the Brazillian Classic GTA Tropa de Elite?
APERTE R2 E L2 OU SEU JOGO IRÁ TRAVAR.
Coem tu Brazil pls
Joelson Joãoson por favor jogue GTA ttopa de elite, melhores rádios de todas.
João Joelson por favor jogue jogue agora
Aposto que á algum ponto algm vai enviar pra ele e ele vai joojar
I was gonna make a comment replacing big smokes order with Russian foods, but then I realized to don’t know any Russian foods. For some reason what comes to mind is sardined and mushrooms.
That salad
How do you call it
Russian Salad I guess
Also the Borsch is a traditional Russian dish, have tasted it and it's very good
If you need to think up some russian foods on the fly, just binge watch all of the Life of Boris cooking videos for a few hours. It'll give you all the foods you need to know.
Sausages, stale bread, monster energy drink and can of tuna
usually there is a lot of salami in russian dishes i think
Does anyone know what the music Joel used for the vaporwave bit is, more specifically the one that plays when he adds the VHS filter? (Not Molchat Doma) I feel he used a playlist from youtube, but I can't find it.
I was just about to ask if anyone knew the songs he played. They sound fucking great!
I want to know too
Couldn’t recognize it based on anything in my library, but I had a feeling Joel literally just searched “Russian Vaporwave” on UA-cam and chose the first result. I did the same and found the exact video, Joel uses songs 3 and 4 ua-cam.com/video/8IjM-KqHLwc/v-deo.html
@@vaporweeb1451 Thanks!
@@vaporweeb1451 you can also find it as "Doomer Russian playlist" or mixtape, it's also in it.
27:10 they even have realistic Russian traffic!
It wants to be Russian GTA, but Russian Manhunt at the same time!
The G in GTA stands for gopnik
Gopnik Tovarich Andrei
Этот мод создан обычными парнями, но он стал самым известным модом, он понравился тысячам пацанам в том числе как и мне. Я вырос на этом моде, и то что ты будешь говорить про него плохое - будешь иметь дело со мной.
Alien in Russian is "inoplanetyanin"
"Car please!"
(gets run over)
I’m scrolling through the comments while watching the video and just as I read your comment Joel said that and got run over. This is perfect.
The Prison was a Manhunt level
I love how the first song that came on the radio for Joel was Gruppa Krovi lol
Did Joel play GTA: Alien City?
I would love to see Joel mess around more with this game! It's got some entertainment potential!