I watched this in class and literally died and my teachet said "Emma. Why dont you share with the class what your watching" and i played it on the smart board for the rest of class.
Lukester_13 that was me and my husband we were watching this video last night and my god we were both dying of laughter lol keep in mine this was at 2am watching this late and not trying to wake up my mother in law and out neighbors lol 😂
Unfortunately the first time he cut into it that _was_ medium rare. Completely pink on the inside without the red juices flowing out. He probably didn't let it set either.
Just found this guy and I was going to subscribe anyway then he said *carry on my wayward son* And I nearly died and then cried (rip *everyone* on SPN)
“Carry on... my wayward son” AH I SCREAMED THAT AT THE SAME TIME HE SAID THE SECOND PART who’s also part of the spn fam?! ❤️❤️(Kansas is a good band too btw)
Amazing 😂 Clicked on the video by accident, stayed for the humour. Accidentally woke my fiancé up by laughing hysterically 👍🏻 Please tell me you have more Gordon videos.
Please make more videos like this!!! This video is the reason why I started watching you (after my partner who loves to crochet watched your crochet video with me and made me crack the f up!). I was like yay he does funny cooking videos too(cuz I love cooking)! Keep it up man
this is the FIRST brandon farris video i ever watched, and i knew he was legit. now i've been hooked for months!! he is the most funniest person everrrrrr. this video is just so hilarious!!
I am literally crying. HE TRIED SMASHING THE WHOLE GARLIC BULB
I fell over at that point 🤣🤣
I was dying the whole time 😂😂😂😂 This is GREAT!
I laughed for 3 minutes straight lol
the "OW! Gordon!" after!
I watched this in class and literally died and my teachet said "Emma. Why dont you share with the class what your watching" and i played it on the smart board for the rest of class.
" i will pepper till the cows come home." " not this one though"
"this one's not going anywhere" 🤣🤣😂😂
That literally KILLED me 😭😂😂💀
Forevercoolgirls lol then how did you write this?
* illuminati music *
Britney Jacobs he ain't goin no were😂😂
"he ain't going nowhere"
“ i can hear my mother disowning me all the way from arkansas” 💀💀 something i’m most likely gonna say when i move out of arkansas
Alexis Hill arkansas boring af i feel you
mark mccarville rlly is
Alexis Hill omg same
Sorry ruined your 666
Arkansas is the most boring I’m moving to Florida asap
"I like mine medium rare...or completely raw" 😂😂😂
"that's fine I wasn't done anyway" 🤣
Lmao it looked perfect to me though it taste good when it's still a bit bloody
"It's..." "It's what?" "It's... *RÄW"*
Maybe not raw
Medium rare chicken is the best but raw works as well
He smacked the garlic and I died laughing in the middle of class
Alpha Werewolf no I was in study hall but everyone stared at me lol
ME
This video had me crying😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lukester_13 that was me and my husband we were watching this video last night and my god we were both dying of laughter lol keep in mine this was at 2am watching this late and not trying to wake up my mother in law and out neighbors lol 😂
I laughed so hard my brother asked if i was ok
I can hear my mother disowning me all the way from Arkansas. 😂😂😂😂
Lucia Resendez I read this just as he said it how weird is that
Are Kansas
As an arkansan I disowned him
Khytheguy BRUH SAME
bro this is not how people from arkansas talk, literally this is some texas/Louisiana type shit
Someone get this poor man a garlic press 😂
And a respectable salt shaker. 😊
Joan Shumway- next unboxing...20 sets of salt and pepper shakers.
A Spice grinder and no need for a press just put the knife on top of the garlic and smack it with your hand
Done
Bullshit. I just need a knife
What gordon meant when he said crush is using your knife blade and crush it on the knife side by pressing on it with the garlic on the bottom.
*"I can hear my mother disowning me all the way from Arkansas"*
As an Arkansan, I can confirm. I heard her screaming at you
finally someone who also heard her screaming from arkansas 😂
Gordon: mop up
Brandon: what? Mop up? I didn’t spill that much salt, gOrDoN
When he said, "Hey Gordon, how do I know when the pan is hot?" it made my Google voice open up and explain to me how to know when a pan is hot.
Care to share what Google said
@@nicoleb.1345 It says: "Gently lay the palm of your hand on to the Pan or Skillet. If the Pan is Hot and Ready for Cooking, your hand will burn."
@@somethingsomethingusername802 LMAO
Flick a bit of water and it will sizzle if the pans hot
@@somethingsomethingusername802 i did this i ate my hand it was medium rare and tender
"Gordon I didn't buy a sir loin, my sir loin's from new york" nice
But what
Sirloin*
Ur username tho
*"mine's still mooing.. and honking a car horn"*
I DIED LMFAO, youtube's been doing something right with the recommended vids
This joke hit like a grenade for me. At first it dealt nothing. But then it blew me to bits
Get it because the cut of the cow is a call New York strip
LOL I read this right when he started to say it
Same, a year later
3:31 is honestly such a mood. It was so painful even the camera glitched 😂
Is my parents getting divorced a mood?
"honestly such a mood" people that say this deserve to die in the worst way possible
@@Alexx-- Ikr your comment is such a mood.
Yay another internet thing I don't know about.
I almost died laughing at this part😂😂😂Just why !!! Would you do that damn 🤣🤣🤣
Omg when he smashed the garlic 😂😂😂
Scndlgndkgndovnodghspgbkdvnldvjldvnkdgafnodgj💋
“I can hear my mother disowning me all the way from Arkansas”😂😂😂😂
You should make this a series. Following gordan ramsey's recipes or videos
You mean gordon ramsay?
Colin Rordan Gamsey
It's Gordon Ramsay not Gordon Ramsey idiot fucking donkey
jordan gamsey
@@RebastianTutorials Moron Gamsey
"I like mine medium rare. Or completely raw." Haha 😂
mine's still mooin'!
@@Hawkguy and hocking its horn
Kristyn Leyba the first time i heard was “i was completely wrong” lmao
I like mine black and burnt
Unfortunately the first time he cut into it that _was_ medium rare. Completely pink on the inside without the red juices flowing out. He probably didn't let it set either.
You forgot to leave the Steak to rest for 10 minutes
It rest in the stomatch
@@liossgranda8414 LMAOOOOOO
@@liossgranda8414 hahaha
Yeah resting the meat is important
Exactly! It probably would have been just the way you like it if you let it rest up
i've never laughed this much since i was six thank you
Xd Break Ya Neck Then you’ve got to watch him eat a tarantula! I have never laughed so hard in all my life!!
@@Travelwiththetwins YESSS I DIED LAUGHING-
multi luv I end up in tears no matter how many times I watch it! Soooo funny! 😂🤣😂
What happened when you were six?
What happened when you were six?
2:45: "carry on....my wayward son"
SUPERNATURAL FAMILY WHERE YOU AT??
This is Ramla ayy
I immediately thought of that
Me biatch😝
Aye
What house doesn’t have salt? Low sodium freaks 😂😂
When he saw that it was still raw all I could hear was Gordon yelling, "RAW!!" 😂
BLOODY RAW!!! (Throws it on table) 😂
😂😂
LOL yeha
Yeah*
@@imbrandonfarris hello again dude
2:45 "Carry on, my wayward son" has been very underappreciated
Matt James I completely agree
YESSSSSS
Supernatural
It’s fix it Felix from Wreck It Ralph
OHHHH NOOOO
Wow. It is lol
I was looking for this comment! 😂
HOLYYYYYY SHIT!!!!😂 I can’t unhear or unsee this
I WAS JUST THINKING THIS
"Pan's not hot, pan's not out.
Ow! That's a glass."
Best😂
Brandon: "Arlshearterheimer"
Me: You sure you aren't having a heart attack?
More a stroke
“I’ll pepper until the cows come home...not this one” 🤣
Omg and when he “mopped myself in...go on without me” 🤣
I laughed so hard at the garlic, you deserve so much recognition
When he slammed the garlic and then started and me laughing😂😂🤣🤣 3:27
HE JUST REALLY SLAPPED THE GARLIC 😂😂
"Carry on... my wayward son." SPN FAMILY WHERE ARE YOU AT!?
- Ace Main - ;)
Here I'm here "don't you cry no more".
Here
REPRESENT
- Ace Main - That’s what I thought!!!!
Mine's still mooing...and honking its car horn...
That one made me stagger/laugh - I was going into the kitchen to get more coffee. LOL I've been to NY. 😂
Does he mean that the drivers are a bunch of cows because I completely agree.
Ronny Ip yes obviously lol
Lucia Resendez as a fan I appreciate your profile photo
Laughed so hard when u hit the garlic 😂. Thanks brandon ❤
Same 😂😂
Lol
I rewatched it several times
It was too much 😂🤣😂
Same🤣🤣🤣😅😅😂😂😂😂
Felt sorry for the garlic 😂 it didn't expect a brave hand to attempt crushing it like God's hand striking lol
Is it just me or is it funny that Brandon laughs at himself and his own jokes?
Just found this guy and I was going to subscribe anyway then he said
*carry on my wayward son*
And I nearly died and then cried (rip *everyone* on SPN)
Cross Colt243 facts. This last season was really meh
Never heard Gordon speak with out swearing before lol
Lol, it's actually pretty common in some of his programs, specially the UK based ones.
UK based ones don't rarely swear
Brandon: My thymes poppin'
Me: cuz it's a thyme bomb
😂😂
2020(Edit): I've come back and i only now see how cringy this comment it-
😂😂😂😂
This is so underappreciated
Lightskxnn_stephan¡e * 😂😭
Stephanie * nice
@@pig_rabbit6944 thx😂😂
"Carry on... my Wayward son."
Me: *silently cries* "ThErE'lL bE pEaCe WhEn YoU aRe DoNe." I'm gonna miss SPN.
When he said mop up he meant mop up the salt and pepper😂😂😂
Thats the joke
MrKillingfly I knew that lol😄
Everything about this is just so cringy
@@rajshah5465 you have bad humor cause I'm over here dying 😂😂
Thats what he did. The salt and pepper was on the floor
“Carry on... my wayward son” AH I SCREAMED THAT AT THE SAME TIME HE SAID THE SECOND PART who’s also part of the spn fam?! ❤️❤️(Kansas is a good band too btw)
Elizabeth Weathers ME SIS
ashxlxey YES SIS
Elizabeth Weathers IM SO SAD THAT ITS ENDING ON SEASON 15
ashxlxey ME TOOOOOO LEGIT I CRIED WHEN I FOUND OUT
Elizabeth Weathers SAMEEE
I moped myself in gordan go on without me 😂😂
“Iodized salt, when did you die?” 😂😂😂😂
Brandon I love you.... youre an Inspiration to know that anyone can learn anything...even though low key we all think you're an actual genius
Brandon: *smacks garlic* OW!! GoRdOn!!!
I'm freaking deceased.
I swear to god he’s the only youtuber who can actually make me laugh
**note to self**
Do NOT watch a Brandon Farris video whilst drinking the coffee..... 😵😵😂😂😂
I am drinking tea right now
@@lilnigka you may get 3rd degree burns from spitting it out 😂😂😂
Maria Del Rosario Bellotti shut up fat
@@El3ctricFusion77 ooh good one! You really got me there🙄
@@El3ctricFusion77 lol arent you just a great ass person
I’ve been binge watching Hell’s Kitchen lately, I think Brandon’s ready to send in an audition tape!
What season are you on? I'm barely on season 3 lmao
“I will pepper until the cows come home, not this one though” that ain’t right 😂😂
“carry on........my wayward son”
favourite part of the video 😂
Amazing 😂 Clicked on the video by accident, stayed for the humour. Accidentally woke my fiancé up by laughing hysterically 👍🏻
Please tell me you have more Gordon videos.
"Iodized salt...
When did you dies?" 😂😂😂
Me: I’m not dramatic
Also me: 3:50 - 3:57
"Mmmm... chewy."
Craving red meats is called "anemia" where I'm from. lol
Guess I’m anemic , red meat is where it’s at . I love steak, hamburgers anything cow , pork is next
@@tylonahambrick2837 You could be? I definitely am. :)
Honestly my favorite UA-camr right now
Brandon “Gordon, how do I know when my pan’s hot?”
*5 seconds later*
*touches hot pan and burns hand*
Brandon: AAAuuAHh!
This is how I look like when I cook... Dodging all the oil that pops
My left nut smaller than my right.
Ultra Instinct
@@zack01598 lmao for real tho
If gorden watches this.... your probably not dead, he'd be laughing and swearing 😂😂😂
"I will pepper til the cows come home.... not this one though... he ain't going nowhere"
😂😂 omg I can't breathe!!
“It’s from New York so it’s Still mooing and honking its horn” I died
when he touched the hot pan, i felt that😭😭
😂😂😂😂 when he slammed on the garlic I lost it
Someone needs to share this with Gorden Ramsay!
I wanna see him make a reaction video lol
Gorden Ramsay? Who?
"When did you dized?" caught me so off-guard, I laughed hysterically for a full minute. The bf was no as amused😂
I found this man randomly when on facebook. It was the card throwing episode.
EVERYONE should know this man.
Brandon never disappoints. Always makes me laugh😂😂
"Thank you Gordan... Yours looked delicious"
Ive been quoted that since I watched the video..
So, since last night
Gordon Ramsey and a reference to supernatural best video yet
Yesss!!!
Yes I know right!
Omg Brandon I think I peeped myself laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂
Brandon is so hilarious!! He always makes me laugh
“I can already hear my mom disowning me” I’m dead 😂 😂 😂 💀
*gets mop and mops around himself "I've moped myself in Gordan, carry on without me"
This was funny.
I subbed. Gonna look at more of these videos.
🗿
Aaron Turner same 😂😂
Same
Samee muhahahah
I clicked so fast!!! My two fav things... Gordon Ramsay and Brandon Farris all in one video!!!!😊😊😊😊🦀🐒
Olivia Denton shut up virgin
FaZe WaNdI
You have FaZe in your name and a razer profile picture.. You’re so fucking stupid it hurts
PAN‘S NOT HOT !
And the thing goes brrrrra...
This is me first time cooking 3:48 to 3:58 I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS TOO YOU MAKE ME LAUGHT ALL THE TIME
Is it just me or does anyone want to make a steak when they get home now? 😂
it's u
I don't have a steak, I'm homeless
@@yeetskitter3068 just buy a house lul then boom ur not homeless lel
@@Hachi047 I don't have money
I tried following Gordon Ramsays steak recipe once. Only Gordon himself can master it....
Imagine him opening how to basic video
I have never seen it heard of this guy before but I was laughing THE ENTIRE VIDEO not kidding I'm definitely subscribing
Man you got the most Arkansas accent I’ve ever heard and.....
...I love it. It’s better than mine
Dood, let me introduce you to the MASTER COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME. ur freaking hilarous
“I’ve mopped myself in .... go on without me”
Brandon : I will pepper till the cows come home not this one though he ain’t going nowhere. Lmaaaoooooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:33 when he froze I completely lost it lmao
Brandon, you seem like an inspiration to me. Your postitivity makes my Day. Don't change!
Please make more videos like this!!! This video is the reason why I started watching you (after my partner who loves to crochet watched your crochet video with me and made me crack the f up!). I was like yay he does funny cooking videos too(cuz I love cooking)! Keep it up man
I so wish Gordon Ramsey would react to this.
Make sure y’all like the video 💜💜💜 show our guy some love
Thanks for the reminder!! 😊
Gordon: lay the steak away
Brandon: **continues to lay the streak towards him**
In the intro... both smelling weird things and forgetting things are symptoms of strokes
Honestly, I would love to see Gordon Ramsay cook using google translate--it would be hilarious.
Yours is medium rare, Mines still mooing and honking its horn 🤣🤣
"I can hear my mother disowning me all the way from Arkansas" 😂😂😂 lol I'm from Arkansas
I lost it when he tried pressing the garlic by using his hand. 😂
Gordon Ramsey has been real quiet since this came out 🤣🤣🤣
*moping*
*sudden realisation*
"Ive mopped myslef in Gordon..Go on without me"
I feel like I need to see Gordon Ramsey react to this video.
My recommended list is really good rn 👌
I found a good video finally
Thank you, Gordon. Yours looks delicious.
I love this dude, he’s great!
this is the FIRST brandon farris video i ever watched, and i knew he was legit. now i've been hooked for months!! he is the most funniest person everrrrrr. this video is just so hilarious!!