"my girlfriend left for vacation" "Ive had so much mcdonald's" God I relate. I can't stay away from the golden arches when my girlfriend leaves. They comfort me in a way only she could
I can just imagine his gf in Mexico Her family: Does Brandon miss you back home? Her: Ah he's fine! Look he uploaded a video! *Whole family watching* 😰😰😰
"There's almost as much wine here as I've been doing since my girlfriend left" 😂 😂😂😂😂 I'm dying!!! I can't be the only one who found that funny, right???
@@smol-one Necromance if you want to, We can bring your friends to life, But your friends arent dead and if they're not dead then they're No friends on mine.
Me: He is slamming his head into a cutting board.... maybe this is a google translate video! Me 1 minute in: Wait no he just keeps slamming his head into a cutting board...
“You want me to seperate the yolk and the egg white? Too soon don’t you think Gordon??🥺” “Enjoy Mexico! Im just gonna be in the trash!! 😭” *throws second egg in pot* Brandon: “WhO’s ThAt???” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love you so much 😍 you have honestly gotten me through some of the hardest moments in my life. I was also homeless until about a month ago and your videos helped me make it through the hard days. Also being a Mexican woman I found a lot of harsh criticism but found hope in believing more people like you are out there. Thank you. Honestly, truly, and fully- thank you.
As someone who is right now really missing her girlfriend... Yup, this hits right in the feels, makes me laugh and gives a sense of comradery. So thank you for existing, you beautiful human :3
I just checked Brandon’s channel and there was nothing new there. Then I get a UA-cam notification saying that he posted a video five minutes ago. Whatttt???? Math??
@@keeperofkeys3186 I do that all the time, like I hold conversations with myself when I'm doing things. Like whenever I bake or cook I talk myself through it all
I have a non stop inner monologue. But it’s like a book from another persons perspective and they’re always just watching me and observing what I’m doing. I just realized why I feel like I’m being watched all the time by writing this-
He cried so many times during this video I ended up missing his girlfriend as well
Same bro
Damn, same
Your imaginary one?
@@aNubbr bro 1 am straight and 2 yes my imaginary one duh. His pain emitted through the screen.
@@aNubbr Thats so mean but so funny.
“I got a white one and a brown one.... no reason”
Yup that killed me 🤣
And he chose the white one... sus.
@@WilBgames the brown one already hurt him 😅
“Why is this thick?!”
“I miss her so much 🥺”
Kayla Pelton I knowww
*thud intensifies*
Mitchell Barton Lol
“My girlfriend left me”
What-
“She’s on vacation!”
Oh, thank God
Same!
I thought the same, was about to scream
I was like:😰
But than like: oh thank God!!
@@veerlehacking50 denki, most adorable mha person in existence 😌
I was actually concerned
I can’t be the only on that found that hilarious -
Brandon: “Do we BOIL...THESE...GORDON.......”
Brandon’s hands went ”🦅” .
@Viole Grace same XD
@@sam.c.h same, what are the odds. This is the second time I'm watching thos
Perfect emoji for that gesture! 😂😂😂
I read this then i looked up and seen brandon doing the hawk hands XD 2:10
I read it it as “Brandon’s hands are wet” lol
When he said “that’s thick... I should call her” 😂
I almost died when he said that 😂😂😂😂
I love how this comment has almost 1000 likes but only 2 replies
What happened when he did that?
@@skylarmathison1481 he just said it, dw
"my girlfriend left me... She went on vacation !!" 😂😂😂
"Gordon is that your mother ? Shes beautiful. What's it like having family around" 😂😂
But how the hell did she go on vacation when its corona tho
I lowkey got scared....
Simp
Cheese4life bruh quarantine ended long ago, people go to school now too
I love how you managed to make references to missing Gloria for literally every ingredient, but completely skipped over "bay leaves"
He did that one a while ago
He did when the rosemary came up
Underrated comment 😂
"Fresh Rosemary? No Bay Leaves?"
Tf
The amount of times Brandon slammed his head against his chopping board makes me very, _very_ concerned.
SAME, i wonder if his head is okay
No, his head is not okay, but I’m pretty certain it’s due to other reasons 😂
here comes the
✨CONCUSSION✨
He gets more depressed and not more stuoud i say taht a win. Lol i know about the bad spelling did it on purpose
Is it worrying it took me about 1 minute to read concerned 😂
" I'm gonna chop the white one because the brown one already made me cry"- fuxking gold!! Lol
"Got to have colour.....thats why I'm with her" my drink is now everywhere because I did a spit take
🤣🤣
Me to
The only appropriate type of skin-color joke, lmao
I would like this but its at 666 and I dont wanna mess with that
@@kkay7032 fixed it
Gordon: "A little touch of red wine"
Brandon: "A little touche Gordon ? Who did you touch ? Everyone in Italy ?"
I'm dying !!!!
I just watched that, but I'm here to ask you to send help...call 911 and send them my way 💀😭😂
Alternate title ‘Brandon missing his girlfriend for 5 minutes straight’
and 8 seconds sorry I had too 😂
@@CAPABLEMotivation wow.
@@CAPABLEMotivation they do live together now lol
@@CAPABLEMotivation they do now
@@CAPABLEMotivation, keep up or take notes. They move in together some time ago.
“i’ve had so many travis scott burgers that every toilet in my house is now lit” I CACKLED
Hopefully mr. Skeletons bones didnt crack while you cackled
LMFAO! Same!
"my girlfriend left for vacation"
"Ive had so much mcdonald's"
God I relate. I can't stay away from the golden arches when my girlfriend leaves. They comfort me in a way only she could
Zach
Probably the sweetest thing I've read today.
@@muybuenodumdum9122 I agree..
What's it like having a partner in crime, a Juliet, a person when they leave McDonalds is the only comfort! I'm sorry.... I'm lonely too! AHHHH😭😂
Must be nice having someone
The golden arches🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I don´t know why thats soooo funny, but I´m cracking up.
“Don’t you talk Celsius at me Gordon”
Just a hunch I have... I think he misses his girlfriend 😂
Yeah 😂
This joke had no rights to be that funny 😂😂🤦🏽♂️
@@killcard4231 I agree
U better not upvote this
Are you sure? I don't really think so
I can just imagine his gf in Mexico
Her family: Does Brandon miss you back home?
Her: Ah he's fine! Look he uploaded a video!
*Whole family watching*
😰😰😰
Wish I could give this comment 2 likes!!😂😂
2:18 “I’m gonna chop the white one because the brown one already made me cry” That is pure intellectual humor right there 😂 if you got it, you got it.
This entire video is an “I should call her” meme.
Her: He's probably cheating on me.
Him:
Yessss haha
Whaaaaaa *slams head forcibley on cutting board*
I hope his GF realises how lucky she is
HAHAHAHSHEHND
Her:
*where is she*
That's assuming she feels that insecure about their relationship
"Where do I do next"
"How many legs do a squid have?"
It's like 11 at night
My mum: what are you watching
Me: a depressed man follow a gordon ramsay video
Its 9am when he post it though?
@@bonnieracine2677 I live in Australia and it's 11pm
@@bonnieracine2677 lol its 4:26pm for me
@@jennymoss1316 oh ok
@@jehadgh6930 ok
"There's almost as much wine here as I've been doing since my girlfriend left" 😂 😂😂😂😂 I'm dying!!! I can't be the only one who found that funny, right???
take a shot of coffee everytime he mentions being left alone for mexico
I want to sleep this week
Instructions unclear, overdosed on heroin.
@Alive Cowboy retry you must have messed up
WOOOOOOOOO IM TUUUURRRNNNTTT
I can see sounds 😳 this was a mistake. Girlfriend come back! 🤪
If you’re chopping an onion, but your girlfriend isn’t around to see it, are you still doing it wrong?
Ydegaard yes
Of course. Always.
he'd probably cry either way lol
Title: *says something extraordinary*
Me: “I don’t believe!”
Lol
yes ha
Okay but what’s the answer to “how do skeletons call their friends?”
probably something like "on the telebone"
...through their necromancer. Duh. Common sense, my dude.
@@smol-one thought , did you mean?
@@smol-one Necromance if you want to, We can bring your friends to life, But your friends arent dead and if they're not dead then they're No friends on mine.
Brandon is an escape from the terrible world we live in-
Amen 😁
Yes he is.
AmeN :’(
Frr 🥺
Holy fuck yes
“Gotta have color. That’s why I’m with her!” 🤣🤣🤣 I feel ya!!!!
That one dislike is from Gordon Ramsey
3:27
Brandon almost cussed... It went "Holy shimmmmmm..."
Someone send this to Gordon Ramsey
This video is simply about Brandon being depressed his girlfriend left. Wonder what he would be like if she really left
Brandon: I’ve been talking to myself
Also Brandon: no I haven’t
Me: *chuckles* yeah me neither
My best friends username used to be taytay706 👁👄👁
sPøØKy beAns ooop 👁👄👁
Tay Tay_04 ✨I haven’t eithet✨
sPøØKy beAnsI read your name as poopy potato’s
Baga Milk / Katya I should change my username to that 👀
Me: He is slamming his head into a cutting board.... maybe this is a google translate video!
Me 1 minute in: Wait no he just keeps slamming his head into a cutting board...
“What’s it like having family around?😭”
Me: Aren’t we your UA-cam family?🥺🥺🥺
“You want me to seperate the yolk and the egg white? Too soon don’t you think Gordon??🥺”
“Enjoy Mexico! Im just gonna be in the trash!! 😭”
*throws second egg in pot*
Brandon: “WhO’s ThAt???”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Why this thicc I miss her so much “
Starts to laugh
I love you so much 😍 you have honestly gotten me through some of the hardest moments in my life. I was also homeless until about a month ago and your videos helped me make it through the hard days. Also being a Mexican woman I found a lot of harsh criticism but found hope in believing more people like you are out there. Thank you. Honestly, truly, and fully- thank you.
I only came because I saw the word “Dinner”
Lol okay then
Same lol
It’s 3am rn lol
XD
Thats "lit"
I like it how every time he puts something into the oven he says “you’re gonna do great”. I look forward to that!
Me: I'm strong, I don't miss my girlfriend
Also me: * thinks about her the second someone says colour, family and thick *
I just want someone to love me as much as Brandon loves his girlfriend
“I’m loosing my mind” same here same here
The bit about its better with color was both hysterical and adorable!
"My girlfriend left me" Brandon no!!
"To go on vacation"
🤔
As someone who is right now really missing her girlfriend... Yup, this hits right in the feels, makes me laugh and gives a sense of comradery. So thank you for existing, you beautiful human :3
this is the number of times he mentioned his girlfriend
l
v
instructions unclear the person who tried this is now screaming, jumping on the walls and twitching
Pastel KityCatt w h a t
Not true. I counted. It wasn’t 50.
Shush beggar
“There’s almost as much wine in here, Gordon, as I’ve been doing since my girlfriend left”
I just checked Brandon’s channel and there was nothing new there. Then I get a UA-cam notification saying that he posted a video five minutes ago. Whatttt???? Math??
Que the gravity falls theme song
@@ngazomaphosa7151 lol
"gotta have color" I couldn't agree more! 💜
I appear to be lost.... I'm never this early, this can't be right.
S.S Georgie the video came out 6 minutes ago and your comment is 25 minutes ago 😂
@@beanieboosclub5549 >:0 My time travelling secrets have been discovered!!...
Dun dun dunnnnnn
"Who did you touch, Gordon? Everyone in Italy?" 😂
Bro why are you cheating on your girlfriend with Gordon Ramsey, I mean I understand but I-
Ssssshhhhh it's okay
Pppffffttttt
@@Frosty_Jockey I wheezed
"enjoy Mexico"
"WHO'S THAT?!"
Brandon says to his egg❤️
i actually felt sad when he said my gf left me
i was waiting for him to say "to the store" or something 😋
3:55 perfect moment to say "no bay leaves, ny bay did leave"
You should do a Bob Ross google translate while wearing a Bob Ross wig!
We need a “Gloria reacts” to this vid hahahaha
Brandon: I've been talking to myself
No I haven't-
Me: W-wait, is that *not* normal
Ohhh mooood!!!!!
@@keeperofkeys3186 I do that all the time, like I hold conversations with myself when I'm doing things. Like whenever I bake or cook I talk myself through it all
I have a non stop inner monologue. But it’s like a book from another persons perspective and they’re always just watching me and observing what I’m doing. I just realized why I feel like I’m being watched all the time by writing this-
@@im_sour7102 ikr, I have that sometimes
@g_girlsmith Thank you!
Every single head smash into the cutting board sent me into a laughing fit. 😂 thank you, I needed that!
When he said she left him, I actually got scared lol
I love how his hair is in a tiny ponytail
honestly tho! he's rockin it
“I am fiiiiiiiiiine gordan”got me🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for making me laugh today, and every time you post, really appreciate your taking the time to lighten up the lives of others 😀
if I don't get relationship like his and gf I don't want it.
I love how much he misses gloria. Thats real love right there!
The way Brandon acts when his gorlfrien leaves is how I feel every day cuz long distance and separation anxiety
“You want some wine while you wait? Too bad there’s none LLEEAAFFT” 😂
Bro I'm worried about your forehead 😂
😂😂😂
Same
“don’t talk celsius to me Gordon” 🤣🤣
Oh my. Glorias not around someone’s got the fire department on standby right??....... right
"this is so thick"
*Cries*
"That is thick... I should call her"
I legitimately started laughing out loud
Every Single sec he's talking about his girlfriend being gone
i can’t be the only one who likes his hair being in a little man bun
You are not the only one
Don’t worry Brandon Gloria will be back soon until then you have link and Zelda to keep you company ❤️
I've had so many Travis Scott burgers that every single toilet in my house is now
"l i t"
1:23 oh thank god!
I thought you were going for the pan
LMAOOOOO 🤣
Am I the only one who is amazed how he banged his head more that 3 times on a hard surface and still acted sane?
Nobody on de egg jokes?
-who's that?
I just woke my kids up with laughing too hard
3:46 "A little touch Gordon!? Who did you touch? All of Italy?" TOOK ME OUT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sometimes I wonder if he actually knows what he's doing anymore
The white onion/brown onion thing really got me
nobody’s talking about the fact that he called her thiccccc
Cause she is in his eyes I mean it's his girlfriend...
@@lolmun1717 i think i was kidding at the time because that part made me laugh the most, i’m not saying she’s not or anything lol
The last frame of the video is gold lmao
this is how many times he face planted into the cutting board
👇
Grodon. Mom. Looks down* DOG.
this is the day I lost my voice from laughing
Title: yes that's right, Brandon is getting food from Gordon!
Video: Ha you thought
I feel so bad for you dude! 😂 Happy Valentine's ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
Oh this is thick... I MISS HER SO MUCH
When I tell you I cackled
"I'm just imagining it with flavor" 🤣😂😂
4:20 You should’ve said heavy weeping cream.
(Nice)
"Don't you talk Celsius at me, Gordon."
My goodness, I just found your channel and I already adore you. 🤣😍💕
I saw the notification at work and could not wait to watch this!! I loved the last one and this one is just as great!!
2:10 HAWK HANDS
The sound of the cork was really satisfying to hear.
GUESSS WHAT GUYS! BRANDON! I GOT A BINDER TODAY. OF THE CHESTICLES VARIETY!
CONGRATS 2 MONTHS LATE
Hey, I couldn't help but notice, u have a very cute dog in the background! :D
“Do we boil THeSe GorDeN?” 🦅