Same. I used to love his music as a kid because it was very catchy and I didn't listen to anything he was saying but now I'm confused by why his music was popular in the place ? There's only adults in the music industry.
Bella Golladay saw this and was like every time Evan has and interaction with another human being only difference is him staring blankly at the floor (Dear Evan Hansen)
"He entered his member into her seven tray donky donk at the hotel room. "There goes some egg whites", he whispered as he yolked. Pitbull with a smirk grabbed his chonky coke. He sipped the chonky coke as he stole the nasty seven tray donky donk's Kodak.
Exact definition: Chonky Coke Words made by Pitbull because he can't rhyme Just like he can't rhyme the word Kodak "Yo dude what does Chonky Coke mean?" "Idk man only Pitbull knows"
I get this feeling like drew has literal infinite whit. Like, he’ll respond to everything with a relevant and hilarious joke, and just downplay it like it was an accident. He’s the type of dude that legit capable of starting a cult or some shit but, is nerfed with morality and anxiety.
As a non-native English speaker, this video gives me so much relief. I thought I just wasn't "American" enough to understand pitbull and maybe in the US people do have asses like Donkey Kong
We were willing to put up with it cause we thought we'd get destroyed anyway. We ended up disappointed both because we still had to live next day, and because we had to live listening to pitbull.
Proper, back in 2011, I'm just here, eleven years old, listening to that song and preparing for the end. What a good time, we thought that this song was just a nice way of telling us that we will all die very soon. And we were okay with it. Good time
Pitbulls son went to my elementary school and one day we had a pep rally and a suprise pitbull just showed up and performed for us. Easily the most confusing and disorienting day of my life
\\ Zy // At some point in tha past I used to watch their videos individually and kept thinking “damn. He goes through different hairstyles real quick!” Lmao
i looked up “chonky coke” on urban dictionary and the definition is “words made by pit bull cause he cant rhyme just like he cant rhyme the word kodak”💀
Kurtis is the friend who is funny but is too worried to mess up on jokes to where they say nothing while danny and drew are so crackheaded that they compliment each other perfectly
As someone who knows next to nothing about Pitbull, hearing these out of context lyrics meant to be spoken with Latin seduction spoken by three rhythmless awkward boys makes me feel as though I belong.
Kurtis’ energy is like when two people in one class invite you to be a part of their study group but they were friends first so you’re just glad to be included but don’t know how to keep up with their vibe yet.
I remember listening to Tonight in the car with my parents and my dad turned the volume down and told me to never let someone convince me to do anything with them under the guise that the world will end...I still think about that to this day ☠️
As soon as Drew said, “Nothing rhymes with ‘Kodak’” (I know it was a joke), I literally couldn’t stop thinking of words that rhyme with Kodak. Back, pack, sack, yak, lack, Mac, rack, wack, Iraq, hack, knack. There’s probably more. Seriously Pitbull? You couldn’t think of _any_ of these?!
Legend has it, if you say “meet me at the hotel room” three times in your bathroom mirror with the lights off, you can summon Pitbull and his chonky Coke
It... worked... he’s in my house... the Chonky. Coke... It burns through your skin like acid... I have mere minutes to live.. Edit: I hear “Go to the hotel room” blasting in the halls... Edit: THE CHONKY ONE IS HERE OH GOD OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD IT BURNS
I love how exhausted 'well, here go some egg whites' sounded. It was like a dad who just dropped the sandwich he spent 10 minutes putting together. 'Fuck there goes the egg whites. God dammit, I spent so much time on those!'
I had to use my inhaler for the first time in 10 years because i was laughing too hard, so I really might not have tomorrow if I have another asthma attack watching the 10 minutes left
*GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING*
The lyrics to Pitbull’s songs feel like when you enter the lyrics of a non-English song into Google translate and expect it to make sense, but it just comes out as random nonsense that’s completely unrelated.
ik its so cute how he pays attention when they talk and then he does a natural little giggle bc he actually likes them so much and thinks theyre so funny
@@smooth_lizard8882it HAS to be. I swear in the music video Danny looks like he is dressing up as pit bull and a joke in this video is “you may die tomorrow” and last night goes “it’s our last night, let’s live tonight like it’s our last night”
Urban Dictionary for Chonky Coke: "Words made by pit bull cause he can't rhyme Just like he cant ryhme the word kodak " "Yo dude what does chonky coke mean" "Idk man only pitbull knows"
The best part of this video is when Danny shoots Kurtis with his ass and Drew yells, “Kurtis! No! He’s not going to make it!” And Kurtis clutching his chest saying, “Tell Pitbull I love him!”
I remember when I got my wisdom teeth out, I was in the car, on the way home from the surgeon. “My House” by Pitbull started playing and I started crying hysterically because he used incorrect grammar by saying “you know what we is”
"My House" is by Flo Rida, although I can't quite blame you for the mix-up, considering that they had mostly the same function when they were relevant, only Pitbull had more Spanish. :D
When I was little I used to think that Pitbull was a lyrical genius making every word so flowy, it never occurred to me that maybe he's just saying gibberish😂😂😂
I am quite drunk and the first 12 seconds actually made me cold sweat with terror. I don’t know why. I’m sure these three are good guys but the should never do an opening like that again.
as someone who grew up with this music i have no idea why any adult would play this around me as a kid
Same. I used to love his music as a kid because it was very catchy and I didn't listen to anything he was saying but now I'm confused by why his music was popular in the place ? There's only adults in the music industry.
Yeah, same??
Relatable
@katja kafka is that rude or somthin? Not sure but yeah.
Same
I like that all three of the boys' expressions are always either;
1. In a fit of giggles
2. Awkward grin
3. Staring blankly at the camera
Yup
This is literally the truest comment I’ve ever read lol
Bella Golladay saw this and was like every time Evan has and interaction with another human being only difference is him staring blankly at the floor
(Dear Evan Hansen)
I paused my vid randomly and this is so true ahahahaha
@@7eleven714 yep
Pitbull be like:
_why waste time say lot word when few word do trick_
less word money make
diana this is the best thing I’ve ever seen
He’s speaking the language of the gods...... or maybe just Kevin....... or maybe they are the same things😮
Are you saying Sea World, or see /the/ world
HAHAHAHA
The way Pitbull describes sexual things is like when kids write wattpad fan-fictions and they use other words to describe sex.
his member.
"He entered his member into her seven tray donky donk at the hotel room. "There goes some egg whites", he whispered as he yolked. Pitbull with a smirk grabbed his chonky coke. He sipped the chonky coke as he stole the nasty seven tray donky donk's Kodak.
@@sleepyrose69 nono his length
@@sleepyrose69 MEMBER? MEMBER OF WHAT???!! IS IT GOING TO THE GYM?????? IS IT COSTCO REWARDS?????
@@graceofspadess his... shaft..
I looked chonky coke up , and the urban dictionary says only pibull knows
This is my favorite comment, thank you for exploring this because I was about to 😂
@@thelarisa bro , had to , i needed to know , and i needed to know right then
Exact definition: Chonky Coke
Words made by Pitbull because he can't rhyme
Just like he can't rhyme the word Kodak
"Yo dude what does Chonky Coke mean?"
"Idk man only Pitbull knows"
Annabell Lancaster lMAO
actually it says he said that cause he can't rhyme
I love seeing Kurtis getting more comfortable around them
*_character development_*
SKSKSKSKSK
P.s im not a vsco girl
@@carenivore if you had to say that you're not one then you probably are.
@@urmumgay1122 i am not a milionaire
No he isn't, he's becoming one with them
whenever they chant the lyrics together it sounds like a satanic cult
where can i sign up?
g i v e
m e
e v e r y t h i n g
t o n i g h t
I get this feeling like drew has literal infinite whit. Like, he’ll respond to everything with a relevant and hilarious joke, and just downplay it like it was an accident. He’s the type of dude that legit capable of starting a cult or some shit but, is nerfed with morality and anxiety.
this si the funniest comment ive ever read
@@Ade-ingnot necessarily wrong ……
i, personally read this as “infant whip” which. not the same thing 😭😭😭
@@floatyloser5323 the mental image 😭
All Drew’s are just like that. Source: my name is drew.
Kurtis alone: *Edgy smart boi*
Kurtis with a friend: *Giggly and seeking for approval*
Kurtis with his big brothers: *Confused but having a good time*
Lolll😂
very true and very endearing and adorable
Hes just the most wholesome boy
You mean brother
Hina _ that my life as well
“Grab somebody sexy tell ‘em hey” When Drew grabbed Danny but Danny grabbed Kurtis I felt that
OOF 100
Tbh same
I smell a love triangle
@@faolair3320
I smell terrorism
Faolair
Love triangles r sleep Polyam shit is woke rn
"It's like, every lyric he has is a threat to an innocent woman" kurtis i love you
That's my mayor
he’s too easy to love
naura azizah your English is impeccable
he’s always being a feminist
Yes mayor Kurtis of kurtistown
As a non-native English speaker, this video gives me so much relief. I thought I just wasn't "American" enough to understand pitbull and maybe in the US people do have asses like Donkey Kong
Pitbull isn't Américan though.
@@universalpower419 yeah but he's from Miami or so he claims 🤷♀️
I’m American and yeah, trust me, these lyrics make no sense 🥲😭
Lol news flash non white kids that grow up in the US are American. Cry about it.
The American way is getting so fucked up that the lyrics don’t matter while you’re dancing to them 😂
To be fair, the Pitbull era was also when we all still thought we would die in 2012.
*we might not get tomorrow*
We were willing to put up with it cause we thought we'd get destroyed anyway. We ended up disappointed both because we still had to live next day, and because we had to live listening to pitbull.
@@echocourtouke 😂😂😂😂
Proper, back in 2011, I'm just here, eleven years old, listening to that song and preparing for the end. What a good time, we thought that this song was just a nice way of telling us that we will all die very soon. And we were okay with it. Good time
Mr. Worldwide capitalizing on the apocalypse.
“The booty shot me”
...guess you could call it an.. *ASSault rifle*
oh god-
LOL
Just as effective for shooting schools
Lil Wayne’s gonna use this in a song
THOTgun?
What’s funny is that kurtis looks the most hardcore out of the three but is actually the most innocent out of all of them.
hes a soft boy
@@sarina3607 nuu he's a HARD Boii (as he says he is xD)
irrelevant but i love kurtis sm omg he's so 🥺🥺🥺
toe omfg same hes baby 🥺
Must be the Mandela Effect
Pitbulls son went to my elementary school and one day we had a pep rally and a suprise pitbull just showed up and performed for us. Easily the most confusing and disorienting day of my life
Did you even know who pitbull was when this happened?
I think it's sweet of him
Then everyone clapped and the mayor gave you a medal
@mariuskronvald5208 shut up i wanna believe
Edit: sorry that was rude :(
@@splendidsimpi appreciate your politeness
All three of them saying something in sync is the most entertaining and simultaneously the scariest thing ever
That's a distant second to the synchronized fuckboy hand rubbing
They are all the same person
\\ Zy // they’re like a cult doing a religious sacrifice .
*MEET ME AT THE HOTEL ROOM*
\\ Zy //
At some point in tha past I used to watch their videos individually and kept thinking “damn. He goes through different hairstyles real quick!” Lmao
I love how every time Danny has to reenact Pitbull's interaction with a girl he turns to Kurtis
😂
@@indracharlene3675 jnu7
True love
Devin Ians we stan
@Devin Ians yes
i looked up “chonky coke” on urban dictionary and the definition is “words made by pit bull cause he cant rhyme just like he cant rhyme the word kodak”💀
Oh god. They didn't need to kill him.
@@vocalcalibration8033 omfg you fuckin killed him
Someone who watched this definitely wrote that
@@zoombini1831 i’m sure it is but it’s still good
I didn’t believe you, so I searched it, and omg you really weren’t kidding 😂
Kurtis looks so young compared to now. He went from awkward 19 year old IT guy to dad who goes to Home Depot everyday
His personality and voice changed too somehow
@@lemin0u hm. Maybe it’s a clone, like Paul McCartney
Fr I was like is that the same person
p sure in one video he *did* get replaced with a clone, soo.... jury's out on that one
@@weedmaster-420 is the p suppose to be there
Insane man films a video thinking he is three different people.
One man is three people
Christianity in 1 youtube comment
@@DarkBrandonnn This is golden
@@kal.e.4556 No, this is patrick
@@DarkBrandonnn hi Patrick, I'm dad
1% of the comments: *talking about the video*
99% of the comments: kurtis is Danny and Drew’s son
Ikr
@@RainyyFlash damn what a name
@@Camera.of_theworld your profile picture looks cursed
This all started because they were bumping to Pitbull on their tour bus
And they actually heard the lyrics XD
@@Astr0_Man that's the shocking part
Maxmillians sex slave this all started when people in the comments section when people said they look the same
how come in every comment section of every youtube i’ve ever watched, there is someone with your pfp
He literally said that at the beginning of the video tho
Kurtis is the friend who is funny but is too worried to mess up on jokes to where they say nothing while danny and drew are so crackheaded that they compliment each other perfectly
OMG DHYRBFYTY SLAT
Well-put.
YOOO it's my old account
Kurtis basically talks tiny font with these two
he’s like that with almost every person it’s adorable
thought it was just me
I get the vibe that he’s slightly uncomfortable
@@crabularglobule1960 drew and Danny work together so well he might be hesitant to jump in.
At least that’s how I often feel around people like them
ᴷᵁᴿᵀᴵˢˢ
This entire video was filmed on TikTok using the triple clone feature
I was the 665th like and I envy the person who liked it after me
Nah, kurtis and then the twin thing. They do not look like kurtis
Lydia Alice oh shit how did this get this many likes LMFAO
@@clarap8351 them looking like kurtis isnt the point, it's that they act alike
dulcetst well I would say Danny and drew are the OG. Nothing against kurtis but it seems like he acts like them to be funny, or included
Genius needs to invite Pitbull .He owes us an explanation.
woah
i didn’t even know you could add emojis to your username lmao
Its Sheena🙆 ur username scared me I thought I was tripping lol
Dude, I didnt know you could add emojis to your name lmao
@Nolan Takle i mean... doja cat came on... so if she can say something he can too
As someone who knows next to nothing about Pitbull, hearing these out of context lyrics meant to be spoken with Latin seduction spoken by three rhythmless awkward boys makes me feel as though I belong.
lol same
When I show up to the tour and they aren’t singing a Pitt bull song I will ask for a refund.
Rusalka Rogers 👌
I would ask for a whole new Kurtis Drew and Danny
drew danny and kurtis being different people? take a picture of *that* with a kodak
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I would love to see him sponsored by Honey! 😂 and also I would love it for my Channel, too. 🎉🎖🍹🎗🏆🍀🎊🙌🏻
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@chrjstiann Why
@@Amyahisdrama THAT MANY EMOJIS IS FUCKING ABSURD
0:11 3 bros, chilling on a sofa, 0 feet apart because they're all the same person
Not Quite A Weeb Yet lolll
😂😂
Should’ve said 1 bro
oh baby a triple
I’m cry laughing
me, an empath: I think Pitbull wants us to meet him in the hotel room
Deanna Troi is that you?
I get that reference!
Not “make it so!” Because I don’t want to go to his hotel room
So maybe pitbull writes the songs in spanish and uses google translate to write them in english
@Rebecca Mason Este muchacho del biggity es un perro de diggity
Emily Heinen LMAOOOO
Or the part of the brain that is used for writing/ literacy skills is nonexistent
@@rafie281 He knows more about sex than a five year old but less about language than a five year old, which is a weird contradiction
i've never been a pitbull fan so i never listened to his music in spanish, but now i HAVE to, i swear it's going to be just as ridiculous
3:17 - 3:18
drew: **grabs danny** HEY
danny: **grabs kurtis** HEY
kurtis: *AAA*
AAA Studios
No more like hey HEY AAA
Thanks I didn’t know that happened
oh hey it's me
@@whyareyoureadingthis7911 foreshadowing
they’re the same person but in different fonts
What fonts are they?
@@tweenytwinkies Comic Sans, and Times New Roman.
Daniella Rothstein Danny is comic sans
@@sailorspacejam Agreed. Drew is Comic sans, and Kurtis is Times New Roman.
Doodle DeVore what about drew
Yes, I'm a simp.
S: Meet me
I: At the
M: Hotel
P: Room
Kurtis on his channel: *absolute crackhead energy*
Kurtis with Danny and Drew: *completely chill and kinda confused*
And awkwardly seeking approval😂
That isn't "crackhead energy" crackhead energy is dangling from a bridge pissing on the cars going by
2:35 if that face doesnt say "crackhead" idk what does
Edit: and so does 3:09
@@CassOFL I don't mean physically on crack like??? It's just a phrase to describe someone as acting crazy/wild
@@joserosario7264 I mean, I guess, but it's a misleading term if you ask me idk
Seeing Kurtis smile and laugh this much fills my heart with joy
Good name jshsjsj
Meow Rchl 😂😂😂
It is a yes for my magic Channel, buddy! Xoxo! 🎉🎖🍹🎗🏆🍀🎊
Meow Rchl i mean he is a bit unique
Meow Rchl on his own channel he does crack up sometimes but he usually jokes around with minimal expressions
Danny: oldest child
Drew: middle child
Kurtis: youngest child
Hi this is so true.. oml
Hi I think Drew would be the oldest. Kurtis is the youngest but Danny is a bit of a baby too.
Tru
But in reality
Danny is a month younger tHan kurTis
Evan Reese Rocchio yes I was gonna say that
Drew is oldest lol Danny is a bit baby
Kurtis’ energy is like when two people in one class invite you to be a part of their study group but they were friends first so you’re just glad to be included but don’t know how to keep up with their vibe yet.
what pitbull is doing in the songs:
* hooking up with donkeys
* king konging people
*Robbing places TONIGHT
Idk why, but king konging people had me dying 😂
@@megmorningstar4250 XD
kirigiri kirigiri jing jing
CAUSE WE MIGHT NOT GET TOMORROW
@@spookyho5994 hahaha
The best thing is that in "timber" music video at like 2 sec in, you can see a donkey
no thing omg
lmao pitbull's seriously into beastiality, first his name now the constant references to donkeys and king kong
@Juan Cortez Muro 🤔
@@Chaotic_Observer did u click in that link? Cuz I'm kinda afraid that's another virus thing
@no thing no, but i really want to know what it is??
Kurtis: light humor
Danny: regular humor
Drew: dark humor
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
I lIkE dArK HuMoR...
AnD blEaCh
@@moonbeamguitar Truuu!
Kurtis: white shirt
Danny: normal red shirt
Drew: black jacket
Drew is the only one whereing black and long hoodie and he is evil
@@moonbeamguitar yeah
Fun fact: the song where he’s like “we might not live tomorrow..”, in the third grade we took the tune and made a parody about the water cycle
Drop the lyrics man
@@adrienneczerni6516 people need to hear it
Please share I need to know the lyrics 😭😭
it’s been two years, we still need to know, this is a timeless necessity for human growth and success…
“every song is about how tonight is the night, and we only have tonight. that is some nineteen year old horseshit”
-john mulaney
If John Mulaney had three sons, Danny, Drew and Kurtis would be them lmao
THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
*throws sand in the girls eyes in the club*
Now I’ve thrown them off their rhythm! STREET SMARTS!
How about next Wednesday?
Oh you're in Dallas next Wednesday?
my 3 favorite youtubers:
- greg
- greg
- budweiser
JEHFSKWNFBJF
Ah very clever very clever 😏
TRUEE
THIS IS CLEVER
fucking sent me omfg 💀
I’ve seen a lot of comments saying they’re the same person but in different fonts, and I just want to establish that Kurtis is Times New Roman
drew is comic sans
@@soccclown420 DREW IS COMIC SANS, I-
@@soccclown420 lmao
i feel like danny is arial
@@soccclown420 i am going to steal your kneecaps
I remember listening to Tonight in the car with my parents and my dad turned the volume down and told me to never let someone convince me to do anything with them under the guise that the world will end...I still think about that to this day ☠️
As a young girl in India, I legit used to think this was the way cool people spoke English in America.
Lmao
Awwwe I don't know why but that's so adorable
And as an American, let me say that no one here is cool
@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 facts
@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 you have an amazing name
All of them chanting "meet me at the hotel room" is horrifying.
And also the *GIVE ME EVERYTHING TONIGHT* thing
YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE TOMORROW 🔪💥🙅♀️☠💀
*EVERYWHERE EVERYWHERE EVERYWHERE*
_GIVE ME EVERYTHING TONIGHT_
_GIVE ME EVERYTHING TONIGHT_
_GIVE ME EVERYTHING TONIGHT_
_GIVE ME EVERYTHING TONIGHT_
_GIVE ME EVERYTHING TONIGHT_
*M E E T M E A T T H E H O T E L R O O M*
“The most creative way to say nothing” how is that so accurate
.
@@elmerwilber3308 *,*
'
@@min_says_h3110 *-*
^
As soon as Drew said, “Nothing rhymes with ‘Kodak’” (I know it was a joke), I literally couldn’t stop thinking of words that rhyme with Kodak. Back, pack, sack, yak, lack, Mac, rack, wack, Iraq, hack, knack. There’s probably more. Seriously Pitbull? You couldn’t think of _any_ of these?!
I personally thought of "Throwback" when that lyric was read, but all these make loads of sense as well.
@@calowenby1654 Ooh! I like yours, though. “Throwback” would match the number of syllables in “Kodak”.
Ooooo-slow track is one, like a slow song.
The first word that popped into my mind was kayak, so there's that, too.
I thought of Big Shaq.
*Do you and Drew share custody for Kurtis?*
There's no contest, Dan is alone :'(
Sadly, this is just the same guy using camera tricks
No, Danny is a single mom
And Drew is the Godmother.
kustody
why is no one talking about how these three have a psychic connection between each other
1:21
1:46
2:15
3:21
4:27
5:57
6:13
7:00
9:44
10:32
no homo, but what there are only two people there, Kurtis and the other guy
I know right they should make more videos together
cacti chaild - and the other guy
Venx ! What who? I only see two people
This comment is perfect with your username.
kurtis is like a toddler that’s confused about what’s going on but just enjoying being there anyway
Mood as hell
Me when I am hanging out with my sister and her friends
Blooberi800 me in my primarily white friend group
Reminds me of my brother lol
Peppa Puff FELT THAT
"she says she won't but I bet she will " is the worst because manipulating someone into changing a "no" into a fake "yes" is rape y'all
I was thinking that it sounds like he wants to raps someone
Then the rest of song he pass drooling over that girl who is not interested
Yesssss
Really? That's cool.
I don’t know
Danny: wearing his merch
Drew: wearing Danny’s merch
Kurtis: *wearing a beer shirt*
🤷♀️go figure
I searched for that comment
Hannah Panzer lmmmmaaooo same
@Illusionak
it’s a joke i-
At least it doesn't say Corona
imagine all of his lyrics are like inside jokes that only he and a few people understand
That actually would be fucking amazing
his friend Dale who has a donkey kink
@@thatoneguy9582 and a Kodak, I guess
@@polariized order a cherry coke? Nah I want chonky coke
that sounds like something kurtis danny and drew would do
Legend has it, if you say “meet me at the hotel room” three times in your bathroom mirror with the lights off, you can summon Pitbull and his chonky Coke
this made me laugh out loud for reals
I tried this, it worked
It... worked... he’s in my house... the Chonky. Coke... It burns through your skin like acid... I have mere minutes to live..
Edit: I hear “Go to the hotel room” blasting in the halls...
Edit: THE CHONKY ONE IS HERE OH GOD OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD IT BURNS
Love y’all watch out for pitbull
My friend did it........I never saw them ever again.......
I love how exhausted 'well, here go some egg whites' sounded. It was like a dad who just dropped the sandwich he spent 10 minutes putting together. 'Fuck there goes the egg whites. God dammit, I spent so much time on those!'
It's for when you have to seperate out the whites from the yolk but you break the yolk.
why do they all vaguely sound like john mulaney
They are his sons
i bet they listened to the top part before recording cause i really hear that.
theyre all funny white guys
YES
Oh god I thought it was the only one
I love how Kurtis is kinda shy around them
Emilija Marinkovic it's cuz he's babie 🥺
ikr it's so cute
He’s like he’s their little brother
i love ur name
hes so cuteeeeee
Danny: the main character
Drew: actually John mulaney
Kurtis: .. straight *VIBIN*
Me mayor hates that word.
did you just say VIBING
that word is banned in kurtistown, my guy
We not gonna talk about
“Actually John Mulaney” cause I fucking cant with that
You weren’t supposed to do that
the foreshadowing here of foxszn & 3drinkz's new song- sorry, long lost footage of an old song is wild 💀
I had to use my inhaler for the first time in 10 years because i was laughing too hard, so I really might not have tomorrow if I have another asthma attack watching the 10 minutes left
Are you okay?
@@itsmeemrys9221 yeah, but I got rediagnosed with asthma lmao
LETS DO IT THENN QUICKK
I'm sorry, but that's hilarious....
You are truly greg
it wouldn't be a drew, danny, and kurtis collab without them ominously chanting something
im ur 100th like :D
tik tok bad
tik tok bad
**tik tok bad**
***tik tok bad***
Meet me at the hotel room
Meet me at the hotel room
Meet me at the hotel room
Meet me at the hotel room
*GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING*
They’re putting curses on us,
It’s why we keep coming back to watch their videos
This is what happens when the teacher puts all the funny people in the class next to each other
xD
it's amazing when they do that istg
yes
yes
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The lyrics to Pitbull’s songs feel like when you enter the lyrics of a non-English song into Google translate and expect it to make sense, but it just comes out as random nonsense that’s completely unrelated.
kurtis acts so different on his own compared to with the lads
im melting he's so cute here :(
saturdays are for the boys
ik its so cute how he pays attention when they talk and then he does a natural little giggle bc he actually likes them so much and thinks theyre so funny
I think he's voice is kinda out and it makes him sound cuter idk
He’s so adorable with Danny & Drew ♥️
the lebanon part did not age well at all
Yeah
It never aged,,, it was just a bad line as a whole
It’s not just time that has made this line awful...
Why?
why?
“Chonky coke” is what my little cousin called chocolate milk before he could say it properly
It’s cocaine except it got wet and now there’s clumps in there like in baking soda
As a magic Channel... I can relate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*C H O N K*
“Dark milk” existed for 3 years
*C H O N K*
basically last night
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
Honestly I swear they wrote the song a long time ago to put at the end of this video but they never recorded it/used it
@@smooth_lizard8882it HAS to be. I swear in the music video Danny looks like he is dressing up as pit bull and a joke in this video is “you may die tomorrow” and last night goes “it’s our last night, let’s live tonight like it’s our last night”
Me not working hard?
Take a picture with a Polaroid
Won't take a seat
Cause I got that hemorrhoid
fuckin' bars
a fellow frying pan 🙏
@@noora_aurora I'm not pan, but I'm bi and I appreciate y'all 💖💛💙
😂😂😂😂😂
B O R S
“ i’m sorry, my hands are tied, the plans already in motion “
“ no MY HANDS ARE TIED, *YOU TIED THEM* “
Dale?!
*DALE?!?*
DÃLË?!
@@plaguedoctorsimp9348 DALE?!?
@@Eazy_Peazy DÆLË?!?
I always picture Kurtis as like the edgy emo boi but when he's with literally anyone he's automatically the baby of the group
lmao hes pop punk not emo
Lol, right :D
Just Some YT user you are poo poo head because you can’t take a single word seriously
@@shadow_dudz1436 what?
He’s a baby boiiii
Ahhh, the origins of Last Night by Fox SZN and 3drinks
that’s what i was thinking lol
Kurtis in this video: awkwardly being the third wheel on his two dads date
Fr
Not really, it’s just a strange man talking to himself, thinking there are other people
@@fbiagent5616 Were you surveilling them? Do you have proof they're the same person?
EXACTLY
@@curranfrank2854 They are. You can see the similarities .
kurtis: soft little man
drew: gonna bump into your girl and steal her like the Grinch stole Christmas
danny: a literal spawn of satan
BNR Studios dude you know there’s only two people there right?
@@randallthescandall7029 oh shi sorry bro
@@femurpasta505 I think you mean only 1 person
@@duhhhitscholeyou guys are seeing people here??
Hearing Kurtis say “that badonkadonk” cleared my skin
Princess Mwebe tImEstAmp PleAsE
@@renshedd_960 5:30
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😂
I lost 100 pounds after that
i love the absolute shock and disgust in drew's voice when he goes "FOR WHAT???" at 5:55
Urban Dictionary for Chonky Coke: "Words made by pit bull cause he can't rhyme
Just like he cant ryhme the word kodak
"
"Yo dude what does chonky coke mean"
"Idk man only pitbull knows"
I thought chonky meant big or thick. Kinda like chunky.
DugThatOutMyself I thought it’s just chunks. So he somehow congealed coke and is eating it in chunks
I searched this up it's true-
Taylor Jo Blackham I had to look this up and yep, you’re right 😂
@@Notmyname1593 same but like that doesnt make sense either since chonky usually refers to lil chubby pets.
The three witches from macbeth casting spells (2019, colourised)
This deserves more likes
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13:20 Kurtis's poor unproblematic heart was literally broken at this moment
I literally love that man so much
he looks so hurt
@@federicacucchetti3792 he looks so kurt**
Wdym he’s literally cancelled? Remember that time he didn’t do his extra greeting? smh
@@sindhuv7986 my problematic fav 😔
LIVE TONIGHT LIKE ITS OUR LAST NIGHT LAST NIGHT 🗣🗣🔥🔥
Drew and Danny adopted a toy poodle and named it Kurtis? Very nice.
Stephanie Joobern ay! Danny adopted Drew’s son that was from Jake or Logan Paul👺
@AriBon PR there are only Kurtis and Drew Gonzalez
Who’s drew?
AriBon PR who’s drew I only see Danny
Very curly toy poodle. I wonder how Danny's other smol furry son feels about this.
Kurtis on his channel by himself: 😎⛓😏
Kurtis collabing: 🤗🌷🌈
IKR LMAOO
💀💀LMFAO
lollll
What
Don’t forget how tiny he looks compared to Danny and Drew
I need a series of you three criticizing classic poetry with this exact same energy
kill your darlings 2
I'm imagining them reacting to To His Coy Mistress with the exact same criticisms of creepiness as their reaction to Give Me Everything
moonriver inc omg YES
@@vitamins00 i love you
To be or not to be, that is the question? The fuck's that supposed to mean?
The best part of this video is when Danny shoots Kurtis with his ass and Drew yells, “Kurtis! No! He’s not going to make it!” And Kurtis clutching his chest saying, “Tell Pitbull I love him!”
Donkeys: *exists
Pitbull: 👁👄👁
netanya this doesn’t make sense to me but I like it.
I think it might be because donkeys are also called ass. So he just thought donkey means ass(body part)
@@bowmanc.7439 you dont need to explain what is ass
D O N K E H !
Donkey: exists
Pitbull: 😫🍆💦
"Your in a room with 3 men, but your comfortable, who would that be?"
Me:
The fact that statement has to end with "-but your'e comfortable" speaks VOLUMES
I would trust all these men with my drink at the bar
YES.
Unus Annus?
Exactly my thoughts, I would trust them with my phone unlocked 😭
Just three white dudes chillin’ on a couch talking about pitbull
cause theyre the sameee~
three inches apart cuz they're best friends :)
3 bros
sitting on an L-couch
not sitting apart because
they’re comfortable with their sexuality
the thumbnail looks like Danny copied and pasted himself three times and changed out the eye shape and hair
@@sophia.aquino. it does---
I love how they all collectively laugh to each other's jokes, *now that's true friendship*
“ *Tonight, Tonight, Tonight*
you will _die_ “ - Pitbull
Actually that's tomorrow. That's why we gotta do *everything* tonight.
@@savhannah9889 yeah right NOW!!!!!! Wanna? Lol
In a drive by crossbowing
@@indianheadlogan oddly specific but okay
Only true fans of Danny can click this!
(wish I had true fans 💙👇🏻)gifting first 20 subscribers🙌🏻
i'm so glad kurtis is talking more. he seems comfortable with his new parents
I can’t tell who Kurtis is please help
@@exzkay2468 the one on the left
*parent
haha! u silly, u! those aren’t his parents :) those are his friends
hope this helps xx
(obviously i know they were joking....)
@tilsbils 54 thats not the sub theres no "h" and more "o"s its also not funny wooshing people on UA-cam
I remember when I got my wisdom teeth out, I was in the car, on the way home from the surgeon. “My House” by Pitbull started playing and I started crying hysterically because he used incorrect grammar by saying “you know what we is”
i feel like there's a distinct group of people who can relate to this comment
"My House" is by Flo Rida, although I can't quite blame you for the mix-up, considering that they had mostly the same function when they were relevant, only Pitbull had more Spanish. :D
I'm in this picture and I don't like it
That's not Pitbull, lmao
My House is by Flo Rida 🤡
When I was little I used to think that Pitbull was a lyrical genius making every word so flowy, it never occurred to me that maybe he's just saying gibberish😂😂😂
yeah turns out rhyming is super easy, you just say the same thing over and over again
Kurtis, blink twice if you’re being held hostage.
Kayla Griffith he won’t stop blinking, what does that mean????!
Kurtis.exe has stopped working.
Isabelle Fleszar HAHAHAHAHA.
@@CookingMyWay Click thin air?
@@CookingMyWay Click the report button?
Danny: "My boys-"
Me, holding back tears: OHMYGOD HIS BOYS...
and they were roommates
@@dumbass9049 oh my god they were roommates
the bois :’)
These are the boys from the prophecies!!
@@dumbass9049 Was this meant to be referring to that one vine cause I read this just like how he said that
Kurtis is like when a fangirl inserts herself into a fanfic
😂😂bruh
😭😂😂😭
Like Jackie in House of Gold lmao
@@em-zb6gl yes exactly!
One of those things is not like the other
I am quite drunk and the first 12 seconds actually made me cold sweat with terror. I don’t know why. I’m sure these three are good guys but the should never do an opening like that again.
Never get drunk while watching their video's 😭
What?